Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 1580 Limericks!!)

[catherine]

An irrational number is pi,
Its digits could fill up the sky
Free point won fort who
round off too soon; boo!
Oh look, people, we've made TA cry!                                <--- note careful use of non-gender-specific term

Now that Pedro has gone all Pee-Cee,

[Pedro]

Now that Pedro has gone all Pee-Cee,
I don't own a Mac, clean or durr-tee

[Trapezium Artist]

Now that Pedro has gone all Pee-Cee,
I don't own a Mac, clean or durr-tee,
But virii he has,





(Oh, and Catherine, I wasn't crying (boo hoo  :cry:) in the previous limerick; I was jeering (boo! ) at Pedro's (admittedly very clever) rounding ... then again, what's a man to do with five syllables? 8-) )

[RacingHippo]

Now that Pedro has gone all Pee-Cee,
I don't own a Mac, clean or durr-tee,
But virii he has
On his hard-drive, whereas

[catherine]

Now that Pedro has gone all Pee-Cee,
I don't own a Mac, clean or durr-tee,
But virii he has
On his hard-drive, whereas
His pen-drive is still virus-free

Alas, inspiration is lacking,

[RacingHippo]

Alas, inspiration is lacking,
Our muses have all gone a-packing

[Pedro]

Alas, inspiration is lacking,
Our muses have all gone a-packing
erm...duh duh duh duh

[L33VEY]

Alas, inspiration is lacking,
Our muses have all gone a-packing
erm...duh duh duh duh
my brain goes "wuh wuh"

[rogerg]

Alas, inspiration is lacking,
Our muses have all gone a-packing
erm...duh duh duh duh
my brain goes "wuh wuh"
we'd best step it up or we'll get a sacking!


lots of good prog rock to be found,

[catherine]

Alas, inspiration is lacking,
Our muses have all gone a-packing
erm...duh duh duh duh
my brain goes "wuh wuh"
we'd best step it up or we'll get a sacking!


lots of good prog rock to be found,
If you keep your ear close to the ground,

[Brom]

Lots of good prog rock to be found,
If you keep your ear close to the ground,
The worms will slide in

[Pedro]

Lots of good prog rock to be found,
If you keep your ear close to the ground,
The worms will slide in
You'll get mud on your chin

[DueyC]

Lots of good prog rock to be found,
If you keep your ear close to the ground,
The worms will slide in
You'll get mud on your chin
And then when it rains you'll be drowned


Tomorrow is Bubble Gum Day

[finbeard]

Tomorrow is Bubble Gum Day
If you ask me, that's looking for trouble, eh?

[L33VEY]

Tomorrow is Bubble Gum Day
If you ask me, that's looking for trouble, eh?
Your face will get splattered