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[RacingHippo]

It's always quite hard to begin
Learning to play violin

[Villuccikeys]

It's always quite hard to begin
Learning to play violin
With broken strings

[RobRideout]

It's always quite hard to begin
Learning to play violin
With broken strings
And other such things

[Villuccikeys]

It's always quite hard to begin
Learning to play violin
With broken strings
And other such things
Especially in the city of Berlin


There once was a man from Nantucket

[owen]

There once was a man from Nantucket
Who went out to get a new bucket

[Pedro]

There once was a man from Nantucket
Who went out to get a new bucket
His frail pail had failed

[Trapezium Artist]

There once was a man from Nantucket
Who went out to get a new bucket
His frail pail had failed,
Oh, how this male wailed,

[catherine]

There once was a man from Nantucket
Who went out to get a new bucket
His frail pail had failed,
Oh, how this male wailed,
Until given a dummy and told "Suck it".

Be careful, chaps - let's keep it wholesome

[Brom]

Be careful, chaps - let's keep it wholesome
Or you'll be sitting outside on your ownsome

[Pedro]

Be careful, chaps - let's keep it wholesome
Or you'll be sitting outside on your ownsome
"Chaps"? Sexist remark.

[owen]

Be careful, chaps - let's keep it wholesome
Or you'll be sitting outside on your ownsome
"Chaps"? Sexist remark.
The moderator did bark

[Trapezium Artist]

Be careful, chaps - let's keep it wholesome
Or you'll be sitting outside on your ownsome
"Chaps"? Sexist remark.
The moderator did bark,
Before leaving for home on his lonesome.

An irrational number is pi,

[L33VEY]

An irrational number is pi,
Its digits could fill up the sky

[Pedro]

An irrational number is pi,
Its digits could fill up the sky
Free point won fort who

[Trapezium Artist]

An irrational number is pi,
Its digits could fill up the sky
Free point won fort who
round off too soon; boo!