Not original on the net, but as far as I know, not before played on these hallowed grounds. How about a game or six of Limericks.
Rules are simple, Frost*ies take it in turn to add ONE line to the current limerick. The lucky Frostie who completes the last line of exceptional poetry is allowed to start the next limerick if they want to. We all know that nothing rhymes with orange, and precious little with Godfrey, so try and keep it open - IF you think it's worth having a go. Comments are welcome, maybe just build the limerick in quotes, lines in bold?. I'm sure, being clever Frost*ies, we can make up the format as we go along.
OK, as I was here first ;) I'll kick things off with....
A proggy composer called Jem,
great idea, Brom! I was thinking of working on the wine-beer, fine-queer poem into a limerick, but this is better!
A proggy composer called Jem,
whose music was creme de la creme,
I read that as "composter" :lol:
A proggy composer called Jem,
whose music was creme de la creme,
Ate kale for his dinner,
A proggy composer called Jem,
whose music was creme de la creme,
Ate kale for his dinner,
to make him look thinner,
A proggy composer called Jem,
whose music was creme de la creme,
Ate kale for his dinner,
to make him look thinner,
But coughed up a load of green phlegm!
Quote from: "catherine"A proggy composer called Jem,
whose music was creme de la creme,
Ate kale for his dinner,
to make him look thinner,
But coughed up a load of green phlegm!
yay!
so you have honors to start the next one, Catherine!
OK, I see it's my turn to start the next one...
There once was a singer called Dec,
Quote from: "rogerg"Quote from: "catherine"A proggy composer called Jem,
whose music was creme de la creme,
Ate kale for his dinner,
to make him look thinner,
But coughed up a load of green phlegm!
yay!
Boom Boom! :D
There once was a singer called Dec
Who liked gadgets and all things hi-tec
There once was a singer called Dec
Who liked gadgets and all things hi-tec
He sang all the high notes,
There once was a singer called Dec
Who liked gadgets and all things hi-tec
He sang all the high notes,
And gave radiant quotes,
There once was a singer called Dec
Who liked gadgets and all things hi-tec
He sang all the high notes,
And gave radiant quotes,
About how Jem never passes the smokes
Quote from: "Bert"There once was a singer called Dec
Who liked gadgets and all things hi-tec
He sang all the high notes,
And gave radiant quotes,
About how Jem never passes the smokes
Err Hello Bert... umm, possibly very true (Tho considering Mr. G's generousity, in real life, I doubt it!), but it needs a little tweaking mate... :D (Whispers... it's gotta rhyme with dec)
:D
There once was a singer called Dec
Who liked gadgets and all things hi-tec
He sang all the high notes,
And gave radiant quotes,
But ended each gig as a wreck.
Quote from: "Brom"Quote from: "Bert"There once was a singer called Dec
Who liked gadgets and all things hi-tec
He sang all the high notes,
And gave radiant quotes,
About how Jem never passes the smokes
Err Hello Bert... umm, possibly very true (Tho considering Mr. G's generousity, in real life, I doubt it!), but it needs a little tweaking mate... :D (Whispers... it's gotta rhyme with dec)
:D
Ohhhh, riiighhhhtt. It's a limerick ??? Silly me, I thought we were just passing the parcel, as it were.
No really, I did, OK ?
Not embarrassed at all :oops:
I humbly withdraw.
Right - Let's go....
There once was a band called Frost*
There once was a band called Frost*
Whose members all seemed a bit lost
There once was a band called Frost*
Whose members all seemed a bit lost
but the truth of it is
There once was a band called Frost*
Whose members all seemed a bit lost
but the truth of it is,
when you work in "show biz",
There once was a band called Frost*
Whose members all seemed a bit lost
but the truth of it is,
when you work in "show biz",
Never consider the cost!
...
New one (?):
Lest we forget young Mitchell,
Yes it's your go to start.
Nellie, he had started, with a rather hard-to-rhyme first line!
I'll have a go anyway... good luck to the person who has to find another rhyme for "Mitchell" - it's almost as bad as "orange" or "silver"!
Lest we forget young Mitchell,
(And I doubt that wickedwitch 'll),
Oops! I thought it was just a prod. :lol:
Lest we forget young Mitchell,
(And I doubt that wickedwitch 'll),
As he looks for his plectrum,
(careful....)
Lest we forget young Mitchell,
(And I doubt that wickedwitch 'll),
As he looks for his plectrum,
which is under Bob's kick-drum,
Lest we forget young Mitchell,
(And I doubt that wickedwitch 'll),
As he looks for his plectrum,
which is under Bob's kick-drum,
in a tatty and smelly old towel.
Difficult but well done all, and full marks for avoiding 'the obvious' in line four :lol:
A bit easier, hopefully.... :D
John J's got a hole in his stocking
Brom, you can't rhyme "towel" with Mitchell!!
John J's got a hole in his stocking
The exposure was dreadfully shocking
John J's got a hole in his stocking
The exposure was dreadfully shocking
He said "my bum's cold"
(And that makes me a jammie dodger :) )
John J's got a hole in his stocking
The exposure was dreadfully shocking
He said "my bum's cold"
But I'm still centrefold,
John J's got a hole in his stocking
The exposure was dreadfully shocking
He said "my bum's cold"
But I'm still centrefold,
So could do without all of you mocking.
Next one! :D
There once was a drummer called Andy
There once was a drummer called Andy
Who with a couple of sticks was quite handy
Catherine - I know it did not rhyme with Mitchell, however, after a fruitless search at lunchtime for something that does, I felt I needed to... well, throw in the towel.
:D
There once was a drummer called Andy
Who with a couple of sticks was quite handy
Then one night down the pub
There once was a drummer called Andy
Who with a couple of sticks was quite handy
Then one night down the pub
He picked up a club
There once was a drummer called Andy
Who with a couple of sticks was quite handy
Then one night down the pub
He picked up a club
And walloped some blokes bitter shandy
Ooops, my go.
There once was a dog name of Prog,
There once was a dog name of Prog,
Who got his head stuck in the bog,
There once was a dog name of Prog,
Who got his head stuck in the bog,
He howled and he whined,
There once was a dog name of Prog,
Who got his head stuck in the bog,
He howled and he whined,
But his head was entwined,
There once was a dog name of Prog,
Who got his head stuck in the bog,
He howled and he whined,
But his head was entwined,
Now he just croaks more like a frog!
...not very riveting I know .....queue the groans...& apologies about the tough one earlier .....
Okay, is this a little easier..
~
We turn now to Nick D'Virgilio,
:shock:
We turn now to Nick D'Virgilio,
Who bangs on his drums like Billy-o
We turn now to Nick D'Virgilio,
Who bangs on his drums like Billy-o
He plays for Spock's Beard
We turn now to Nick D'Virgilio,
Who bangs on his drums like Billy-o
He plays for Spock's Beard,
Some claim he's weird,
We turn now to Nick D'Virgilio,
Who bangs on his drums like Billy-o
He plays for Spock's Beard
Some claim he's weird,
But I think they're a bit silly-o.
My turn again...
The Frost*ies eat biscuits galore,
The Frost*ies eat biscuits galore
You can tell by the crumbs on the floor
The Frost*ies eat biscuits galore
You can tell by the crumbs on the floor
But don't fetch the Hoover
The Frost*ies eat biscuits galore
You can tell by the crumbs on the floor
But don't fetch the Hoover
Just ring up the Louvre
The Frost*ies eat biscuits galore
You can tell by the crumbs on the floor
But don't fetch the Hoover
Just ring up the Louvre,
Coz the fat buggers can't move anymore.
So.....my start off,
The Frosties* are clever and witty,
The Frosties* are clever and witty,
And some live in Cuddlicity,
The Frosties* are clever and witty,
And some live in Cuddlicity,
They rant and they ramble
The Frosties* are clever and witty,
And some live in Cuddlicity,
They rant and they ramble
they drink and they gamble
The Frosties* are clever and witty,
And some live in Cuddlicity,
They rant and they ramble
they drink and they gamble
But only to get more publicity
On the hills above Milliontown,
Quote from: "Pedro"The Frosties* are clever and witty,
And some live in Cuddlicity,
They rant and they ramble
they drink and they gamble
But only to get more publicity
your honors, sir!
Sorry, edited in the new first line above....
On the hills above Milliontown,
wonderland, you and I, with no frown
On the hills above Milliontown,
wonderland, you and I, with no frown
The Other Me wanders
On the hills above Milliontown,
wonderland, you and I, with no frown
The Other Me wanders
In the Black Light he ponders,
On the hills above Milliontown,
wonderland, you and I, with no frown
The Other Me wanders
In the Black Light he ponders,
While the psycho from Toys hunts him down.
My turn to start, right?
As Jem executed a Mellotron,
Just thought I'd pop in quickly to say loving these, guys - and right now I can't think, let alone think of anything that rhymes with Mellotron!
So back to you...hold on - wait a minute...
As Jem executed a Mellotron
He suddenly remembered Marillion
(Feel free to replace if it is not up to your high standards!)
As Jem executed a Mellotron
He suddenly remembered Marillion
as he watched the tapes break
As Jem executed a Mellotron
He suddenly remembered Marillion
as he watched the tapes break
With Steve H at a Wake,
As Jem executed a Mellotron
He suddenly remembered Marillion
as he watched the tapes break
With Steve H at a Wake
And a noise like a buzzing dipteron. (//http://www.thefreedictionary.com/dipteron)
(If nothing else I learned a new word today!)
Bravo on the above everyone, especially liked the the 'Wonderland' one... fantastic! :D
Try this one....
With experiments designed for masses
With experiments designed for masses
Jem appealed to the chattering classes
With experiments designed for masses
Jem appealed to the chattering classes
while we hyperventilate
Quote from: "rogerg"With experiments designed for masses
Jem appealed to the chattering classes
while we hyperventilate
And the hobbits procrastinate ...
Deepest apologies to Cosmic Lawnmower - I accidentally moderated his post into the ether.
Here is a feeble attempt to re-instate it.....bad Pedro... :oops:
Quote from: "Cosmic Lawnmower"With experiments designed for masses
Jem appealed to the chattering classes
while we hyperventilate
And the hobbits procrastinate
Jem sorted Cosmic out with backstage passes
Next one:-
JJ weilded a pretty mean Ricky
JJ weilded a pretty mean Ricky
but it ended getting quite sticky
JJ weilded a pretty mean Ricky
but it ended getting quite sticky
as a result of this jam
JJ wielded a pretty mean Ricky
but it ended getting quite sticky
as a result of this jam
He wiped it with ham
Quote from: "FantomG"There once was a dog name of Prog,
Who got his head stuck in the bog,
He howled and he whined,
But his head was entwined,
Now he just croaks more like a frog!
Gribit, gribit. :lol:
JJ wielded a pretty mean Ricky
but it ended getting quite sticky
as a result of this jam
He wiped it with ham
And Jem Stood there taking the mickey.
Quote from: "ProgDog"Quote from: "FantomG"There once was a dog name of Prog,
Who got his head stuck in the bog,
He howled and he whined,
But his head was entwined,
Now he just croaks more like a frog!
Gribit, gribit. :lol:
That'll be a Thunderfrog I trust. ;)
Come on ProgDog - you get the honour of starting the next one...
Quote from: "D S"Come on ProgDog - you get the honour of starting the next one...
Doh! Stupid ProgDog. :D OK........
A naked bassist named JJ,
Quote from: "ProgDog"A naked bassist named JJ,
A naked bassist named JJ,
made horses out of clay
A naked bassist named JJ,
made horses out of clay
Except for their feet
A naked bassist named JJ,
made horses out of clay
Except for their feet
They were in for a treat
A naked bassist named JJ,
made horses out of clay
Except for their feet
They were in for a treat
When the bassist named jj went neigh.
There was once a drummer called Andy
There was once a drummer called Andy,
Who found Paradiddles quite handy,
...stick with it :D
There once was a drummer called Andy
Who found Paradiddles quite handy
But his talent to shoe-horn a ridiculous number of beats into quite a small space without sounding wrong was impressive and often took compositions in completely unexpected directions....
Next! :lol:
If you listen to Frost* in reverse,
QuoteBut his talent to shoe-horn a ridiculous number of beats into quite a small space without sounding wrong was impressive and often took compositions in completely unexpected directions....
literally lol ...
There once was a drummer called Andy
Who found Paradiddles quite handy
But his talent to shoe-horn a ridiculous number of beats into quite a small space without sounding wrong was impressive and often took compositions in completely unexpected directions....
And his drum kit looks fine and dandy.
:mrgreen:
Should we start another one......yes, I think so.....
At 3am in The Cube,
Quote from: "Pedro"There once was a drummer called Andy
Who found Paradiddles quite handy
But his talent to shoe-horn a ridiculous number of beats into quite a small space without sounding wrong was impressive and often took compositions in completely unexpected directions....
Next! :lol:
If you listen to Frost* in reverse,
hahaha!
Quote from: "jib"At 3am in The Cube,
but now we have two good starts!!
Ohhh... Stereo!!!!! :D
If you listen to Frost* in reverse,
Curled up with your favourite nurse
At 3am in The Cube
Jem discovered a magical tube
If you listen to Frost* in reverse,
Curled up with your favourite nurse
Washing down penicillin
At 3am in The Cube
Jem discovered a magical tube
Full of hobbit-y toothpaste
Quote from: "Philadelphia"If you listen to Frost* in reverse,
Curled up with your favourite nurse
Washing down penicillin
You'll find he's quite willin'
At 3am in The Cube
Jem discovered a magical tube
Full of hobbit-y toothpaste
Right up to his slim waist
If you listen to Frost* in reverse,
Curled up with your favourite nurse
Washing down penicillin
You'll find he's quite willin'
To put a few quid in your purse
At 3am in The Cube
Jem discovered a magical tube
Full of hobbit-y toothpaste
Right up to his slim waist
So he rubbed it all over his boob
another one?
While mixing an album one day,
While mixing an album one day,
Jem gave all his keyboards away,
While mixing an album one day,
Jem gave all his keyboards away,
The profit he made,
While mixing an album one day,
Jem gave all his keyboards away,
The profit he made,
Was instantly paid,
While mixing an album one day,
Jem gave all his keyboards away,
The profit he made,
Was instantly paid,
On some new synths to play.
JM's guitar is a Cort
JM's guitar is a Cort
And thanks to their splendid support
JM's guitar is a Cort
And thanks to their splendid support
He happily strums
JM's guitar is a Cort
And thanks to their splendid support
He happily strums
While avoiding the crumbs
JM's guitar is a Cort
And thanks to their splendid support
He happily strums
While avoiding the crumbs
From the Topic that Mr Beck bought
When you're watching a gig from the front
:twisted:
When you're watching a gig from the front
If your name isn't Pedro, you'll hunt
When you're watching a gig from the front
If your name isn't Pedro, you'll hunt
For the biscuits on stage
Quote from: "L33VEY"When you're watching a gig from the front
If your name isn't Pedro, you'll hunt
For the biscuits on stage
Or a place I would wage
When you're watching a gig from the front
If your name isn't Pedro, you'll hunt
For the biscuits on stage
Or a place I would wage
Where you're not stuck behind a huge chap. ;)
In this era of Twitter and Blogs,
Quote from: "Pedro"When you're watching a gig from the front
If your name isn't Pedro, you'll hunt
For the biscuits on stage
Or a place I would wage
Where you're not stuck behind a huge chap. ;)
heh
In this era of Twitter and Blogs,
and biscuits like Chocolate Hob Nobs,
In this era of Twitter and Blogs,
and biscuits like Chocolate Hob Nobs,
It's hardly surprising,
In this era of Twitter and Blogs,
and biscuits like Chocolate Hob Nobs,
It's hardly surprising,
That your weight just keeps rising
In this era of Twitter and Blogs,
and biscuits like Chocolate Hob Nobs,
It's hardly surprising,
That your weight just keeps rising
and your Femoral artery clogs...clobs...what's a rhyme again? ;)
Writing limericks can be quite fun,
guh..guh..guh...guh... :)
Quote from: "Pedro"In this era of Twitter and Blogs,
and biscuits like Chocolate Hob Nobs,
It's hardly surprising,
That your weight just keeps rising
and your Femoral artery clogs...clobs...what's a rhyme again? ;)
:shock:
oy! I was thinking Caramel Logs, and saw Hob Nobs, and, well, the rest was just my sad brain.
:P
Writing limericks can be quite fun,
when you've pocketed a tiny sun
Writing limericks can be quite fun,
when you've pocketed a tiny sun.
You can go back and forth,
Writing limericks can be quite fun,
when you've pocketed a tiny sun.
You can go back and forth,
Eat like a horse,
Then finish it off with a bun. 8-)
LOL
Let's go over to the ref for a judgement....
(//http://z.about.com/d/worldsoccer/1/0/y/4/-/-/pierluigi-collina.jpg)
"The player has clearly put down two lines in one go and then delayed the game by not starting the next limerick....the penalty is a loss of biscuit privileges for 30 seconds!".
Seems a bit harsh.... ;)
Quote from: "Pedro"LOL
Let's go over to the ref for a judgement....
"The player has clearly put down two lines in one go and then delayed the game by not starting the next limerick....the penalty is a loss of biscuit privileges for 30 seconds!".
Seems a bit harsh.... ;)
Not a bit of it. The rules, (which were hastily made up by yours truly ;) )clearly state ONE line per player... I don't know!!! :roll: :lol:
OK then...
The Rules of this forum are clear
The Rules of this forum are clear
but get cloudy when mixed with a beer
Bloody ell Rog.... what time do you get up!!! :o :) or was it a late nite! :lol: I'm guessing your daylight saving switch prior to ours helps?
Quote from: "Brom"Bloody ell Rog.... what time do you get up!!! :o :) or was it a late nite! :lol: I'm guessing your daylight saving switch prior to ours helps?
heh no, it's early, 5:40am here... I'm up at about 5:15am, head to work about 6:30-ish with a 45 minute commute.
8-)
but it's bloody cold this morning! 5° F!! :evil:
we now return you to your regularly scheduled programming. :D
The rules of this forum are clear,
But get cloudy when mixed with a beer,
What seems to make sense,
The rules of this forum are clear,
But get cloudy when mixed with a beer,
What seems to make sense,
Becomes foggy and dense
The rules of this forum are clear,
But get cloudy when mixed with a beer,
What seems to make sense,
Becomes foggy and dense
Nevermind that! Our biscuits are here!
Jem's experiments to Frost*ies appeal
Jem's experiments to Frost*ies appeal
Caused all the Frost*ie fangirls to squeal
Jem's experiments to Frost*ies appeal
Caused all the Frost*ie fangirls to squeal
"My God! - Look at THAT!"
Jem's experiments to Frost*ies appeal
Caused all the Frost*ie fangirls to squeal
"My God! - Look at THAT!"
"Some-one get a hat"
Jem's experiments to Frost*ies appeal
Caused all the Frost*ie fangirls to squeal
"My God! - Look at THAT!"
"Some-one get a hat"
That shiny thing* you should conceal!
Here's a challenging one related to the last two hours of my life:
Whilst reading the posts on this forum
* I was going to say "pate" but someone might have thought it was a euphemism.
Whilst reading the posts on this forum
What struck me was the lack of decorum
Whilst reading the posts on this forum
What struck me was the lack of decorum
There's no sense of order
Whilst reading the posts on this forum
What struck me was the lack of decorum
There's no sense of order
If you're north of the border
Whilst reading the posts on this forum
What struck me was the lack of decorum
There's no sense of order
If you're north of the border
Or you're south of it, just like Santorum*
*you'll have to look that one up for yourselves; it was a new one for me. My apologies to the easily offended.
i get to start one!
While playing Frost* loud in the car,
While playing Frost* loud in the car,
The great music is heard from afar,
While playing Frost* loud in the car,
The great music is heard from afar,
With windows wound down,
Quote from: "catherine"Whilst reading the posts on this forum
What struck me was the lack of decorum
There's no sense of order
If you're north of the border
Or you're south of it, just like Santorum*
*you'll have to look that one up for yourselves; it was a new one for me. My apologies to the easily offended.
I had to look it up as well. Disturbing :shock:
While playing Frost* loud in the car,
The great music is heard from afar,
With windows wound down,
It blasts round the town,
While playing Frost* loud in the car,
The great music is heard from afar,
With windows wound down,
It blasts round the town,
and cleanses your teeth of tartar
The frosties, on friday thirteenth...
Quote from: "catherine"Whilst reading the posts on this forum
What struck me was the lack of decorum
There's no sense of order
If you're north of the border
Or you're south of it, just like Santorum*
*you'll have to look that one up for yourselves; it was a new one for me. My apologies to the easily offended.
That's gross!
The frosties, on friday thirteenth...
said lispingly, "look! there's a fiendth!"
The frosties, on friday thirteenth...
said lispingly, "look! there's a fiendth!"
They twembled and thuddered,
The frosties, on friday thirteenth...
said lispingly, "look! there's a fiendth!"
They twembled and thuddered,
Then hid in a cupboard,
(Kudos to Roger on his inventiveness!)
The frosties, on friday thirteenth...
said lispingly, "look! there's a fiendth!"
They twembled and thuddered,
Then hid in a cupboard,
Till Jem jumped out and said "Gotcha all, it's only the twelth!
Your go again John :D
Whilst waiting for John in Black's verse,
Whilst waiting for John in Black's verse,
The rhymes they got worse and worse,
Whilst waiting for John in Black's verse,
The rhymes they got worse and worse,
Some idiot ended with purple,
Whilst waiting for John in Black's verse,
The rhymes they got worse and worse,
Some idiot ended with purple,
so the gang made him hirple
Whilst waiting for John in Black's verse,
The rhymes they got worse and worse,
Some idiot ended with purple,
so the gang made him hirple
And now he'll just gibber and curse.
While travelling down to the Peel,
Whilst waiting for John in Black's verse,
The rhymes they got worse and worse,
Some idiot ended with purple,
so the gang made him hirple
And now he'll just gibber and curse.
While travelling down to the Peel,
The polar bear stopped for a seal,
While travelling down to the Peel,
The polar bear stopped for a seal,
Which had blown on his piston,
While travelling down to the Peel,
The polar bear stopped for a seal,
Which had blown on his piston,
so he stuck his fat fist in,
While travelling down to the Peel,
The polar bear stopped for a seal,
Which had blown on his piston,
so he stuck his fat fist in,
Saying "Don't puff on my automobile!"
Best I could do. Sorry.
Whilst waiting for sound checks at Lydney
Whilst waiting for sound checks at Lydney
You could crochet a street map of Sydney
Whilst waiting for sound checks at Lydney
You could crochet a street map of Sydney
Or else chat to your mates
Whilst waiting for sound checks at Lydney
You could crochet a street map of Sydney
Or else chat to your mates
Stood outside the gates
Whilst waiting for sound checks at Lydney
You could crochet a street map of Sydney
Or else chat to your mates
Stood outside the gates
Lambsie said doors would be on time, didn't he? ;)
Latest festival signing is Pallas,
Latest festival signing is Pallas,
Whose "Ripper" was thought to be callous,
Latest festival signing is Pallas,
Whose "Ripper" was thought to be callous,
The opera dame?
Latest festival signing is Pallas,
Whose "Ripper" was thought to be callous,
The opera dame?
Of chiropodist fame?
Latest festival signing is Pallas,
Whose "Ripper" was thought to be callous,
The opera dame?
Of chiropodist fame?
No, I think you're thinking of Dallas.
Crashing along..........
There once was a bloke name of Pedro,
There once was a bloke name of Pedro,
Whose garden was ringed by a hedgerow,
;)
There once was a bloke name of Pedro,
Whose garden was ringed by a hedgerow,
Through his hedge he would peep,
There once was a bloke name of Pedro,
Whose garden was ringed by a hedgerow,
Through his hedge he would peep,
At his moat wide and deep
There once was a bloke name of Pedro,
Whose garden was ringed by a hedgerow,
Through his hedge he would peep,
At his moat wide and deep
and wish he'd but in a drawbridge. D'Oh!
Traped inside of his lonely retreat,
Have you been drinking????
Traped inside of his lonely retreat
with only a handful of pop tarts to eat
Trapped inside of his lonely retreat
with only a handful of pop tarts to eat
Young Godfrey had a plan
Rich Tea! Result!
Trapped inside of his lonely retreat
with only a handful of pop tarts to eat
Young Godfrey had a plan
'cause he's the biscuit man,
Trapped inside of his lonely retreat
with only a handful of pop tarts to eat
Young Godfrey had a plan
'cause he's the biscuit man,
And mixes a whole batch up with his feet.
I wonder what type they'd be...? ;)
As Dec restrung his guitar
(Is my biscuit penalty over yet? I'm getting hungry... :shock: )
As Dec restrung his guitar
A voice from behind yelled "fataah!"
As Dec restrung his guitar
A voice from behind yelled "fataah!"
He ducked down to hide
As Dec restrung his guitar
A voice from behind yelled "fataah!"
He ducked down to hide
But felt a pain in his side
As Dec restrung his guitar
A voice from behind yelled "fataah!"
He ducked down to hide
But felt a pain in his side
As JM knocked him flat with his car
oops, better start another one...
The expensive chords cost FAR too much
The expensive chords cost FAR too much
hence "expensive", you know, as such
The expensive chords cost FAR too much
hence "expensive", you know, as such.
But then, chords that are cheap
The expensive chords cost FAR too much
hence "expensive", you know, as such.
But then, chords that are cheap
are to flimsy to keep
The expensive chords cost FAR too much
hence "expensive", you know, as such.
But then, chords that are cheap
are too flimsy to keep
Without a Bflatminorsus4add9maj7 as a crutch
someone else better start another one please - I've just spotted that I'm now a Rogue Twix and the excitement is too much for me - I'd better go and lie down.
So, as Catherine departs for her bed,
So, as Catherine departs for her bed,
Just one thing remains to be said:
So, as Catherine departs for her bed,
Just one thing remains to be said:
a Twix that is rogue
Quote from: "catherine"Without a Bflatminorsus4add9maj7 as a crutch
heh /bow
Quote from: "rogerg"Quote from: "catherine"Without a Bflatminorsus4add9maj7 as a crutch
heh /bow
That is superb. 8-)
Does it actually exist?
So, as Catherine departs for her bed,
Just one thing remains to be said:
a Twix that is rogue
Is always in vogue
So, as Catherine departs for her bed,
Just one thing remains to be said:
a Twix that is rogue
Is always in vogue
But a rouge one is just as well red
The trouble with closing a verse,
The trouble with closing a verse
(Said the minister to the wet nurse),
The trouble with closing a verse
(Said the minister to the wet nurse),
is the boobs that you find
The trouble with closing a verse
(Said the minister to the wet nurse),
is the boobs that you find,
With a "Carry On" mind,
Sid James lol....
Quote from: "Mouse"Quote from: "rogerg"Quote from: "catherine"Without a Bflatminorsus4add9maj7 as a crutch
heh /bow
That is superb. 8-)
Does it actually exist?
I don't think so : a chord can't be minor and sus4 together. A sus4 chord replaces the 1+3+5 pattern with 1+4+5, meaning the third note is replaced by the fourth : there is no minor triad... ;)
Quote from: "David"Quote from: "Mouse"Quote from: "rogerg"Quote from: "catherine"Without a Bflatminorsus4add9maj7 as a crutch
heh /bow
That is superb. 8-)
Does it actually exist?
I don't think so : a chord can't be minor and sus4 together. A sus4 chord replaces the 1+3+5 pattern with 1+4+5, meaning the third note is replaced by the fourth : there is no minor triad... ;)
They're incredibly rare, hence extremely expensive...
The trouble with closing a verse
(Said the minister to the wet nurse),
is the boobs that you find,
With a "Carry On" mind,
innuendos and meanings perverse.
A flat miner was once herd to say
Quote from: "Pedro"So, as Catherine departs for her bed,
Just one thing remains to be said:
a Twix that is rogue
Is always in vogue
But a rouge one is just as well red
I love you guys! I've never had a limerick about me before, and, all things considered, I think I got off VERY lightly indeed! :D
Quote from: "Brom"A flat miner was once herd to say
As your spelling-Bot hasn't woken up today, can we clarify
a) flat as in squashed or below the pitch
b) miner as in chord or coal or small
c) herd as in aural or cows
Sorry love ;) :lol:
Quote from: "Nellie"Quote from: "Brom"A flat miner was once herd to say
As your spelling-Bot hasn't woken up today, can we clarify
a) flat as in squashed or below the pitch
b) miner as in chord or coal or small
c) herd as in aural or cows
Sorry love ;) :lol:
hehe
OK..
Flat as in....Your choice.
Miner as in Coal.
Herd as in heard as in typo.
It is Munday innit! ;) :lol:
OK
A flat miner was once heard to say
A flat miner was once heard to say
That his new cords cost too much to pay
A flat miner was once heard to say
That his new cords cost too much to pay
But Steve doesn't sell trousers
A flat miner was once heard to say
That his new cords cost too much to pay
But Steve doesn't sell trousers
Only Bbminsus5add13maj7
A flat miner was once heard to say
That his new cords cost too much to pay
But Steve doesn't sell trousers
Only Bbminsus5add13maj7
And that chord's expensive (by the way)
So Catherine got off too lightly
So Catherine got off too lightly
And for someone so nice I'd say; "rightly"
So Catherine got off too lightly
And for someone so nice I'd say; "rightly"
She's always so sweet,
:shock:
So Catherine got off too lightly
And for someone so nice I'd say; "rightly"
She's always so sweet,
Never known to explete,
So Catherine got off too lightly
And for someone so nice I'd say; "rightly"
She's always so sweet,
Never known to explete,
And for one of her age she's quite sprightly!
*grins, ducks, runs*
Next:
A Hippo can run rather fast...
A Hippo can run rather fast...
Except when he's lashed to the mast
A Hippo can run rather fast...
Except when he's lashed to the mast,
Watch it burn in the pocket sun,
Quote from: "RacingHippo"And for one of her age she's quite sprightly!
:shock:
Ooh, young man, you shouldn't be saying things like that at your age. At your age! Ooh, young man. At your age!
I'll remember that, RacingHippo! I'll hit you with my Zimmer frame next time I see you.
:shock: Jeez, oh well....it's a prog forum so I guess you have to expect weird phrasing.... ;)
A Hippo can run rather fast...
Except when he's lashed to the mast,
Watch it burn in the pocket sun
Rewind til the clock hits one
Nicely put Pedders... :D
A Hippo can run rather fast...
Except when he's lashed to the mast,
Watch it burn in the pocket sun
Rewind til the clock hits one
(Long guitar Solo)
And echo the nets lowly fishermen cast.
Moving on... :D
The lyrics of Yes can be silly
The lyrics of Yes can be silly
And Jon Anderson's shirts are quite frilly
The lyrics of Yes can be silly
And Jon Anderson's shirts are quite frilly
Their bassist's a Fish
The lyrics of Yes can be silly,
And Jon Anderson's shirts are quite frilly,
Their bassist's a fish,
From the local par-ish,
The lyrics of Yes can be silly,
And Jon Anderson's shirts are quite frilly,
Their bassist's a fish,
From the local par-ish,
Where the atmosshere is notably chilly
Ahem.....
There once was a drumbot called Andy
There once was a drumbot called Andy,
Well-versed in the writings of Ghandi,
There once was a drumbot called Andy,
Well-versed in the writings of Ghandi,
But the left-ings of Jem
There once was a drumbot called Andy,
Well-versed in the writings of Ghandi,
But the left-ings of Jem
And the en-chantings of Zen
There once was a drumbot called Andy,
Well-versed in the writings of Ghandi,
But the left-ings of Jem
And the en-chantings of Zen
Plus the yoga made both his legs bandy.
oops, time for another one
The biscuits you find on the forum,
The biscuits you find on the forum,
Get eaten with style and decorum
The biscuits you find on the forum,
Get eaten with style and decorum
But not around here
The biscuits you find on the forum,
Get eaten with style and decorum,
But not around here,
Especially with beer,
The biscuits you find on the forum,
Get eaten with style and decorum,
But not around here,
Especially with beer,
When you're bladdered you tend to ignore 'em
Jem is planning to buy a new car,
Jem is planning to buy a new car,
A 3 Series Beemer no Jaguar,
Jem is planning to buy a new car,
A 3 Series Beemer no Jaguar,
He'll drive around in style
Jem is planning to buy a new car,
A 3 Series Beemer no Jaguar,
He'll drive around in style
For mile after mile
Jem is planning to buy a new car,
A 3 Series Beemer no Jaguar,
He'll drive around in style
For mile after mile
With the window down screaming; "Fataaaah"!
We know tigers are made out of cats,
We know tigers are made out of cats,
With the tiniest sprinkling of bats,
We know tigers are made out of cats,
With the tiniest sprinkling of bats,
But the sound that they make,
We know tigers are made out of cats,
With the tiniest sprinkling of bats,
But the sound that they make,
Much like an earthquake,
I wonder if this collection of spendid rhymes will make it onto the new album.
We know tigers are made out of cats,
With the tiniest sprinkling of bats,
But the sound that they make,
Much like an earthquake,
Makes you plug up your ears with old hats.
As Pedro was moderating one day,
As Pedro was moderating one day,
The Forum fell into disarray,
As Pedro was moderating one day,
The Forum fell into disarray,
One slip of the mouse,
As Pedro was moderating one day,
The Forum fell into disarray,
One slip of the mouse,
Nearly brought down the house
As Pedro was moderating one day,
The Forum fell into disarray,
One slip of the mouse,
Nearly brought down the house
Quickly....take all the sharp things away!
Shortly after the hero touched down,
Shortly after the hero touched down,
He was seen to be wearing a frown,
Shortly after the hero touched down,
He was seen to be wearing a frown,
"My luggage!" he cried,
Shortly after the hero touched down,
He was seen to be wearing a frown,
"My luggage!" he cried,
now, of pants he's deprived
Shortly after the hero touched down,
He was seen to be wearing a frown,
"My luggage!" he cried,
and a porter replied;
Quote from: "Philadelphia"Shortly after the hero touched down,
He was seen to be wearing a frown,
"My luggage!" he cried,
now, of pants he's deprived
Quote from: "Pedro"Shortly after the hero touched down,
He was seen to be wearing a frown,
"My luggage!" he cried,
and a porter replied;
Ye Gods! We have a flux in the Time/Space Continuum! :shock:
Shortly after the hero touched down,
He was seen to be wearing a frown,
"My luggage!" he cried,
now, of pants he's deprived
Best he be finding a gown
Or for Pedro's
Shortly after the hero touched down,
He was seen to be wearing a frown,
"My luggage!" he cried,
and a porter replied;
What'ya think I am, a clown?
Quote from: "Mouse"Quote from: "Philadelphia"Shortly after the hero touched down,
He was seen to be wearing a frown,
"My luggage!" he cried,
now, of pants he's deprived
Quote from: "Pedro"Shortly after the hero touched down,
He was seen to be wearing a frown,
"My luggage!" he cried,
and a porter replied;
Ye Gods! We have a flux in the Time/Space Continuum! :shock:
Everyone into the emergency pod! (:-O
My turn to start, but I'll only start one!
(Said by Jem)
We're doing some gigs with Dream Theater
(Said by Jem)
We're doing some gigs with Dream Theater
And we're cooking them chicken fajitas
Quote from: "Philadelphia"Ye Gods! We have a flux in the Time/Space Continuum! :shock:
Everyone into the emergency pod! (:-O
Shouldn't that be TARDIS?
(Said by Jem)
We're doing some gigs with Dream Theater
And we're cooking them chicken fajitas
We hope in return,
(Said by Jem)
We're doing some gigs with Dream Theater
And we're cooking them chicken fajitas
We hope in return,
They'll let us take turns
Hmm for some reason the forum failed to warn that someone else had posted....perhaps they hadn't at that time?
(Said by Jem)
We're doing some gigs with Dream Theater
And we're cooking them chicken fajitas
We hope in return,
Nosferatu won't gurn
Quote from: "Pedro"Hmm for some reason the forum failed to warn that someone else had posted....perhaps they hadn't at that time?
(Said by Jem)
We're doing some gigs with Dream Theater
And we're cooking them chicken fajitas
We hope in return,
Nosferatu won't gurn
"Cos he'll show us his teeth, and then eat us.
Well played, sir! :)
Start another....
When your Tardis won't start, and you're late
When your Tardis won't start, and you're late
Get your biscuits arranged, on a plate
Quote from: "Pedro"Hmm for some reason the forum failed to warn that someone else had posted....perhaps they hadn't at that time?
My post was the first one of a new page, maybe that confused the poor forum?
When your Tardis won't start, and you're late
Get your biscuits arranged, on a plate
If they're lined up just right
When your Tardis won't start, and you're late
Get your biscuits arranged, on a plate
If they're lined up just right
The plate will take flight
When your Tardis won't start, and you're late
Get your biscuits arranged, on a plate
If they're lined up just right
The plate will take flight
And you'll turn up with all of your mates.
Right, start another.....
As Jem strolled down to the cube,
As Jem strolled down to the cube,
Some neighbouring peacocks were rude,
As Jem strolled down to the cube,
With his hobbity-fresh toothpaste tube
Quote from: "Mouse"As Jem strolled down to the cube,
Some neighbouring peacocks were rude,
Quote from: "Pedro"As Jem strolled down to the cube,
With his hobbity-fresh toothpaste tube
:shock: It's happening again! Flee the area! (Scarpers)
As Jem strolled down to the cube,
With his hobbity-fresh toothpaste tube
Some neighbouring peacocks
were rude with their teacups,
It's happening again! Flee you boob!
The Limerick Cleverness Award of the evening goes to....
*drumroll*
Roger! (:-D
Quote from: "Philadelphia"The Limerick Cleverness Award of the evening goes to....
*drumroll*
Roger! (:-D
Agreed!....shame about the start-the-next-one part, though.... ;)
Still don't understand the overlaps.... :?
Still don't understand the overlaps
Said a man with an ordnance survey map,
:D
Quote from: "Pedro"Quote from: "Philadelphia"The Limerick Cleverness Award of the evening goes to....
*drumroll*
Roger! (:-D
Agreed!....shame about the start-the-next-one part, though.... ;)
Still don't understand the overlaps.... :?
I blame the moderators! ;)
Still don't understand the overlaps
Said a man with an ordnance survey map,
my start was a bomb,
(I finally finish one, and then forget to start, sheesh...)
Still don't understand the overlaps
Said a man with an ordnance survey map,
my start was a bomb,
I forgot where I'm from,
Quote from: "catherine"Quote from: "Pedro"Quote from: "Philadelphia"The Limerick Cleverness Award of the evening goes to....
*drumroll*
Roger! (:-D
Agreed!....shame about the start-the-next-one part, though.... ;)
Still don't understand the overlaps.... :?
I blame the moderators! ;)
I'd go as far to blame it all on one, the stupid one.....ME!!!!! :mrgreen:
Oh yeah, deffo Limerick Cleverness Award of the evening to Roger.
Still don't understand the overlaps
Said a man with an ordnance survey map,
my start was a bomb,
I forgot where I'm from,
And the Moderator can't even zap........
Roger gets the Cleverness Award
Roger gets the Cleverness Award
And much kudos from all on the board
Roger gets the Cleverness Award
And much kudos from all on the board
With his whit and his words,
Roger gets the Cleverness Award
And much kudos from all on the board
With his whit and his words,
He rhymes "words" with "birds",
Roger gets the Cleverness Award
And much kudos from all on the board
With his whit and his words,
He rhymes "words" with "birds",
Which just goes to show he's a fraud.
The Frost*erisk has only five legs,
The Frost*erisk has only five legs,
"Please find me some trousers", he begs,
The Frost*erisk has only five legs,
"Please find me some trousers", he begs,
And what about pants,
The Frost*erisk has only five legs,
"Please find me some trousers", he begs,
And what about pants,
For I fancy a dance
The Frost*erisk has only five legs,
"Please find me some trousers", he begs,
And what about pants,
For I fancy a dance
I'm no pirate with nothing but pegs!
all the accolades sure did feel nice
all the accolades sure did feel nice
but I fear that they came at a price
All the accolades sure did feel nice,
But I fear that they came at a price,
Egos start to swell,
All the accolades sure did feel nice,
But I fear that they came at a price,
Egos start to swell,
We don't feel very well,
All the accolades sure did feel nice,
But I fear that they came at a price,
Egos start to swell,
We don't feel very well,
Like our heads just got stuck in a vice.
Do you think there's a point to these verses?
Do you think there's a point to these verses?
Would there be one if the lines we reverses?
OK, that was a bit iffy, I admit.
Do you think there's a point to these verses?
Would there be one if the lines we reverses?
see and it try let's
Do you think there's a point to these verses?
Would there be one if the lines we reverses?
see and it try let's
silly drawkcab gets
Do you think there's a point to these verses?
Would there be one if the lines we reverses?
see and it try let's
silly drawkcab gets
I can't tell which version is worses
Oh flip, it seems lunchtime is over,
Oh flip, it seems lunchtime is over,
So back to work with my boss, aka "ogre"
Oh flip, it seems lunchtime is over,
So back to work with my boss, aka "ogre"
But today is Friday!
Oh flip, it seems lunchtime is over,
So back to work with my boss, aka "ogre"
But today is Friday!
That is, "Biscuit and Pie" day!
Oh flip, it seems lunchtime is over,
So back to work with my boss, aka "ogre"
But today is Friday!
That is, "Biscuit and Pie" day!
no leftovers for our puppy Rover!
the sun is shining quite nicely,
The sun is shining quite nicely,
And although it's not "hot", precisely,
The sun is shining quite nicely,
And although it's not "hot", precisely,
And now it's all dark,
The sun is shining quite nicely,
And although it's not "hot", precisely,
And now it's all dark,
So beware of the shark,
The sun is shining quite nicely,
And although it's not "hot", precisely,
And now it's all dark,
So beware of the shark,
Because he makes an appearance twice nightly.
And to follow.....
While waiting for a curry in Kingston
While waiting for a curry in Kingston
One can ponder how scorpion's stings stun
While waiting for a curry in Kingston
One can ponder how scorpion's stings stun
You can walk up and down,
While waiting for a curry in Kingston
One can ponder how scorpion's stings stun
You can walk up and down,
with a smile or a frown
While waiting for a curry in Kingston
One can ponder how scorpion's stings stun
You can walk up and down,
with a smile or a frown
and get loads of impossible things done.
So today is the day that Spring sprung,
So today is the day that Spring sprung,
and perhaps to get curtains rehung,
So today is the day that Spring sprung,
and perhaps to get curtains rehung,
maybe clear out your shed
So today is the day that Spring sprung,
and perhaps to get curtains rehung,
maybe clear out your shed
and sweep-out that what's dead,
So today is the day that Spring sprung,
and perhaps to get curtains rehung,
maybe clear out your shed
and sweep-out that what's dead,
And detatch the dog from the iron lung
...Sorry, but it's late and I'm knackered. So...
We departed for the World of Snooze
We departed for the World of Snooze
out the labyrinth that was our flues
We departed for the World of Snooze
out the labyrinth that was our flues
On our comfortable bed
We departed for the World of Snooze
out the labyrinth that was our flues
On our comfortable bed
Of nails with lost heads
We departed for the World of Snooze
out the labyrinth that was our flues
On our comfortable bed
Of nails with lost heads
It's a hard life we Frosties* choose
Next..
When Frost* supported Spock's Beard
When Frost* supported Spock's Beard
The behaviour of Frost*ies got weird (er)
When Frost* supported Spock's Beard
The behaviour of Frost*ies got weird (er)
Some took off their shirts (where's mikey?? :? )
By the way, this is our 62nd Limerick!! Dashed good idea Brom! ;)
When Frost* supported Spock's Beard
The behaviour of Frost*ies got weird (er)
Some took off their shirts
and now live in urts,
(you counted? zowie!)
When Frost* supported Spock's Beard
The behaviour of Frost*ies got weird (er)
Some took off their shirts
and now live in urts,
while drinking beer!
As Gandalf has failed to restart,
Quote from: "catherine"As Gandalf has failed to restart,
To be honest I'm not sure he finished the last one as he might have intended...unless he is saving up syllables for afuture project? :D
@roger: I pasted them all into a "omnibus/catch-up" post but it was so huge I decided not to post it! :)
Quote from: "Pedro"Quote from: "catherine"As Gandalf has failed to restart,
To be honest I'm not sure he finished the last one as he might have intended...unless he is saving up syllables for afuture project? :D
lol
Quote from: "Pedro"@roger: I pasted them all into a "omnibus/catch-up" post but it was so huge I decided not to post it! :)
maybe once we hit 100, we can get Deno to post it on the main site! 8-)
As Gandalf has failed to restart,
Posting limericks isn't his art,
As Gandalf has failed to restart,
Posting limericks isn't his art,
it's hard to remember
As Gandalf has failed to restart,
Posting limericks isn't his art,
it's hard to remember
Is it March or November?
As Gandalf has failed to restart,
Posting limericks isn't his art,
it's hard to remember
Is it March or November?
Perhaps lim'rick rules we'll impart....
This should be a challenge...
A limerick has but five lines
A limerick has but five lines,
and a fork has three or four tines
Quote from: "RacingHippo"As Gandalf has failed to restart,
Posting limericks isn't his art,
it's hard to remember
Is it March or November?
Perhaps lim'rick rules we'll impart....
This should be a challenge...
A limerick has but five lines
A limerick has but five lines;
Though, I've often observed, Philistines
SPLIT! :D
Roger's:
A limerick has but five lines,
and a fork has three or four tines
A fife has six holes
Geetar's:
A limerick has but five lines;
Though, I've often observed, Philistines
Watching Philis is fun
Oh no! Which one to continue? Perhaps both...?
A limerick has but five lines,
and a fork has three or four tines
A fife has six holes
(and BIG problems with moles)
Geetar's:
A limerick has but five lines;
Though, I've often observed, Philistines
Watching Philis is fun
As they toast in the sun
A limerick has but five lines,
and a fork has three or four tines
A fife has six holes
(and BIG problems with moles)
But line 1,2 and 5 should rhyme.
Geetar's:
A limerick has but five lines;
Though, I've often observed, Philistines
Watching Philis is fun
As they toast in the sun
While they wait they juggle with mines
The Frosties went out for a curry.
The Frosties went out for a curry.
Though, how that came about is quite blurry.
The Frosties went out for a curry.
Though, how that came about is quite blurry.
The dish that they had
The Frosties went out for a curry.
Though, how that came about is quite blurry.
The dish that they had
(the story's so sad)
Quote from: "rogerg"The Frosties went out for a curry.
Though, how that came about is quite blurry.
The dish that they had
(the story's so sad)
The frosties went out for a curry
Though how that came about is quite blurry
The dish that they had
(the story's so sad)
Was fluorescent and tasted like slurry.
Onward:
On a biscuit without any cheese
On a biscuit without any cheese
Is a Wisconsin preference, it seems
(Please feel free to correct that line if I've buggered it up somehow. :) )
On a biscuit without any cheese
Is a Wisconsin preference, it seems,
For eating raw slug
On a biscuit without any cheese
Is a Wisconsin preference, it seems,
For eating raw slug
while looking kinda smug
On a biscuit without any cheese
Is a Wisconsin preference, it seems,
For eating raw slug
while looking kinda smug
And walking around on your knees
The Tunnocks Caramel Wafer is best,
The Tunnocks Caramel Wafer is best,
I do agree! But what of the rest?
The Tunnocks Caramel Wafer is best,
I do agree! But what of the rest?
Try a Cadbury's Finger
The Tunnocks Caramel Wafer is best,
I do agree! But what of the rest?
Try a Cadbury's Finger
The chocolate will linger,
The Tunnocks Caramel Wafer is best,
I do agree! But what of the rest?
Try a Cadbury's Finger
The chocolate will linger,
But ensure you don't stain your best vest.
Garibaldis are poor dipped in tea....
Garibaldis are poor dipped in tea
They disintegrate totally,
Garibaldis are poor dipped in tea
They disintegrate totally,
but oh! never fear!
Garibaldis are poor dipped in tea
They disintegrate totally,
but oh! never fear!
The Hob-Nob we hear,
Garibaldis are poor dipped in tea
They disintegrate totally,
but oh! never fear!
The Hob-Nob we hear,
Has superior rigidity.
But what of the winsome pink wafer?
But what of the winsome pink wafer?
It soaks tea up like blotting paper,
But what of the winsome pink wafer?
It soaks tea up like blotting paper,
useful in case of a non wineproof laptop
I WITHDRAW MINE SINCE IT WAS REALLY JUST A BIT OF A GOOF!
(but here it is in case anyone perhaps might giggle.)
But what of the winsome pink wafer?
It soaks tea up like blotting paper,
but oh! never fear!
But what of the winsome pink wafer?
It soaks tea up like blotting paper,
but oh! never fear!
If you dip it in beer,
But what of the winsome pink wafer?
It soaks tea up like blotting paper,
but oh! never fear!
If you dip it in beer,
You might end up on a great caper.
Some people just don't get the point,
Some people just don't get the point,
but what to expect in this joint?
;)
Some people just don't get the point,
but what to expect in this joint?
There's maddness and humour,
Some people just don't get the point,
but what to expect in this joint?
There's madness and humour,
And many a rumour
Some people just don't get the point,
but what to expect in this joint?
There's madness and humour,
And many a rumour
With biscuits that don't disappoint!
The Frost*ies are lovely sweet people,
Quote from: "Pedro"By the way, this is our 62nd Limerick!! Dashed good idea Brom! ;)
Thanks Pedders, yes it does seem to be going well... sometimes in it's own sweet quirky way! :lol: But that's half the fun!! :D :D
The Frost*ies are lovely sweet people
but have problems when climbing a steeple
The Frost*ies are lovely sweet people
but have problems when climbing a steeple
They can't help veering off
The Frost*ies are lovely sweet people
but have problems when climbing a steeple
Their biscuit supplies
The Frost*ies are lovely sweet people,
but have problems when climbing a steeple,
Their biscuit supplies,
To their sparkling eyes,
The Frost*ies are lovely sweet people,
but have problems when climbing a steeple,
Their biscuit supplies,
To their sparkling eyes,
Will get further away, just as sheep'll.
"People"'s a bugger to rhyme with
I'll just pop this back in here for another go....
Quote from: "Pedro"The Frost*ies are lovely sweet people
but have problems when climbing a steeple
They can't help veering off
Even with a bad cough,
Quote from: "Nellie"I'll just pop this back in here for another go....
Nellie, you think of everything!! :D
The Frost*ies are lovely sweet people
but have problems when climbing a steeple
They can't help veering off
Even with a bad cough,
and will curse and swear just like Fred Dibnah'll
With thanks for Racing Hippo for developing a method for getting us out of the 'people rhyme' trap set by the evil Catherine.But then he said....
"People"'s a bugger to rhyme with
Unless your name's Brown, Green or Smith
:shock: "Dibnah'll" rhymes with "people"?? Young man.... ;)
I was cooking this while you were nipping in there....
The Frost*ies are lovely sweet people
but have problems when climbing a steeple
They can't help veering off
Even with a bad cough,
What cures this? Hot lemon and sleep'll
Back to Hippo's....
"People"'s a bugger to rhyme with
Unless your name's Brown, Green or Smith
On the subject of rhyme
Quote from: "Pedro":shock: "Dibnah'll" rhymes with "people"?? Young man.... ;)
eah... Blame it on Monday! :D I had thought I'd cracked it, with an on-topic sort of ending and then realised I'd veered off the steeple!
Like yours better. and my Smith one doesn't look that good either... carry on :D
Arrgh...we're caught in a mad, no-no-after-you-loop.
I have moderator's scissors here....after you.... :)
"People"'s a bugger to rhyme with
Unless your name's Brown, Green or Smith
On the subject of rhyme
Quote from: "Brom"Quote from: "Pedro":shock: "Dibnah'll" rhymes with "people"?? Young man.... ;)
eah... Blame it on Monday! :D I had thought I'd cracked it, with an on-topic sort of ending and then realised I'd veered off the steeple!
Like yours better. and my Smith one doesn't look that good either... carry on :D
This simulteneous posting/quoting/editing is not doing my head much good!! :? :D
"People"'s a bugger to rhyme with
Unless your name's Brown, Green or Smith
On the subject of rhyme
It looked good at the time,
"People"'s a bugger to rhyme with
Unless your name's Brown, Green or Smith
On the subject of rhyme
It looked good at the time,
But far be it from us to take the pith :)
Poor Jem has got bad mastoiditis
Poor Jem has got bad mastoiditis
Which is different from peritonitis
Poor Jem has got bad mastoiditis
Which is different from peritonitis
Nothing that a doctor can't heal
Poor Jem has got bad mastoiditis
Which is different from peritonitis
Nothing that a doctor can't heal
And we can't help but feel
*Correcting Gandalf's and splitting it into 2 lines (Gandalf, ol' fruit - the metre goes 9, 9, 5, 5, 9 - see wiki (//http://www.google.co.uk/url?q=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Limerick_(poetry)))*
Poor Jem has got bad mastoiditis
Which is different from peritonitis
Nothing, we all feel,
That a doctor can't heal
Poor Jem has got bad mastoiditis
Which is different from peritonitis
Nothing, we all feel,
That a doctor can't heal
And we hope he's soon back at his brightest.
If he sticks cabbage leaves on his ears,
@RH: it's never *that* strictly applied though?
Quite often "grace-note" run-ups are used or the first line only has 8; e.g. "There once was a woman from Gwent".
I agree that we have had some unusual efforts.... ;o)
Quote from: "RacingHippo"*Correcting Gandalf's and splitting it into 2 lines (Gandalf, ol' fruit - the metre goes 9, 9, 5, 5, 9 - see wiki (//http://www.google.co.uk/url?q=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Limerick_(poetry)))*
Oh bum, I didn't know... :oops:
If he sticks cabbage leaves on his ears,
The result could be worse than he fears,
If he sticks cabbage leaves on his ears,
The result could be worse than he fears,
but if he used leeks,
If he sticks cabbage leaves on his ears,
The result could be worse than he fears,
but if he used leeks,
He would stink for 3 weeks,
If he sticks cabbage leaves on his ears,
The result could be worse than he fears,
but if he used leeks,
He would stink for 3 weeks,
And then we'd all end up in tears.
Whilst taking the haddock one day,
Quote from: "catherine"Whilst taking the haddock one day,
What?!?
Quote from: "Nellie"Quote from: "catherine"Whilst taking the haddock one day,
What?!?
First forum word-substitution replaced "piss" with "haddock"...you know Jem....
Quote from: "Pedro"@RH: it's never *that* strictly applied though?
Quite often "grace-note" run-ups are used or the first line only has 8; e.g. "There once was a woman from Gwent".
Yeah I know, but that would have started turning into an essay.
I believe between 8 and 10 are "acceptable" and 5/6 for the middle lines... but TBH so long as it's close enough and funny I don't think it matters much.
Quote from: "Gandalf1986"Oh bum, I didn't know... :oops:
It's amazin' the things you learn on this forum :D
Now, where were we...
Whilst taking the haddock one day,
For a walk, down Milliontown way,
Whilst taking the haddock one day
I sensed substitution at play
(Edit: Oh bugger, not again! :shock: )
Whilst taking the haddock one day,
For a walk, down Milliontown way,
We stopped for a rest
Whilst taking the haddock one day
I sensed substitution at play
So I tried a few words
Whilst taking the haddock one day,
For a walk, down Milliontown way,
We stopped for a rest
though for time we were pressed,
Whilst taking the haddock one day
I sensed substitution at play
So I tried a few words
and flipped a few birds
Whilst taking the haddock one day,
For a walk, down Milliontown way,
We stopped for a rest
though for time we were pressed,
To meet those fish twins called Cray
Whilst taking the haddock one day
I sensed substitution at play
So I tried a few words
and flipped a few birds
Covered in Saline sea spray
-------------------------------------
Whilst crash landing on Planet Frost*,
Whilst crash landing on Planet Frost*
Our drumbot got all his wires crossed
Whilst crash landing on Planet Frost*
Our drumbot got all his wires crossed
Sequentially lost
Whilst crash landing on Planet Frost*
Our drumbot got all his wires crossed
Sequentially lost
with all rhyme is there cost?
Whilst crash landing on Planet Frost*
Our drumbot got all his wires crossed
Sequentially lost
with all rhyme is there cost?
Why have Limerick rhyme rules been tossed?
It seems that our Jem's on the mend,
It seems that our Jem's on the mend,
P'raps the cabbage is starting a trend?
It seems that our Jem's on the mend,
P'raps the cabbage is starting a trend?
For your inner ear's tubes
It seems that our Jem's on the mend,
P'raps the cabbage is starting a trend?
For your inner ear's tubes
Can heal like your boobs
Sorry - couldn't resist.......
It seems that our Jem's on the mend,
P'raps the cabbage is starting a trend?
For your inner ear's tubes
Can heal like your boobs
But it's less friendly at your rear end....
Darwin's Radio's music is ace,
Darwin's Radio's music is ace,
Declan he doesn't put a note out of place,
Darwin's Radio's music is ace,
Declan he doesn't put a note out of place,
His star spangled guitar*
*He really has got one, and it's a beauty!
Quote from: "L33VEY"...For your inner ear's tubes
Can heal like your boobs
Sorry - couldn't resist.......
Ha-hah!
You fell for my trap!
(I was actually thinking of summat like "Or stuck on your boobs", but that'll do :) )
Darwin's Radio's music is ace,
Declan he doesn't put a note out of place,
His star spangled guitar*
(Which he bought from Asda)
Asda rhymes with guitar?
"Az-dah" ;)
Darwin's Radio's music is ace,
Declan he doesn't put a note out of place,
His star spangled guitar*
(Which he bought from Asda)
Was a bargain and came with a case.
JM's really a talented guy,
Quote from: "rogerg"Asda rhymes with guitar?
I'd... leave this be if I were you. I once spent an hour on Skype trying to explain to LivingForever and RacingHippo why rhymes that only apply to their accents don't count. I wasn't successful.
Morning all... :D
JM's really a talented guy,
More 007, than the usual spy,
Quote from: "Philadelphia"Quote from: "rogerg"Asda rhymes with guitar?
I'd... leave this be if I were you. I once spent an hour on Skype trying to explain to LivingForever and RacingHippo why rhymes that only apply to their accents don't count. I wasn't successful.
fair enough!
JM's really a talented guy,
More 007, than the usual spy,
with a little stuffed animal
JM's really a talented guy,
More 007, than the usual spy,
with a little stuffed animal
Be it bird, fish or mammal,
JM's really a talented guy,
More 007, than the usual spy,
with a little stuffed animal
Be it bird, fish or mammal,
His gig fees are nearly sky high!
Mid week and the sky is all grey,
Mid week and the sky is all grey,
But we've got lots of prog rock to play
Quote from: "Philadelphia"Quote from: "rogerg"Asda rhymes with guitar?
I'd... leave this be if I were you. I once spent an hour on Skype trying to explain to LivingForever and RacingHippo why rhymes that only apply to their accents don't count. I wasn't successful.
Oh my word... please don't remind me.
Mid week and the sky is all grey,
But we've got lots of prog rock to play
Frost*, Kino, Arena,
Mid week and the sky is all grey,
But we've got lots of prog rock to play
Frost*, Kino, Arena,
Magenta (with Tina!) 8-)
Quote from: "Philadelphia"Quote from: "rogerg"Asda rhymes with guitar?
I'd... leave this be if I were you. I once spent an hour on Skype trying to explain to LivingForever and RacingHippo why rhymes that only apply to their accents don't count. I wasn't successful.
Where does RacingHippo live?
It's tough to understand what rhymes or not, I wouldn't be able to join the game :oops:
Anyway, I read your limericks every day, it's so fun ;)
Unfortunately, we don't have limericks in french. Perhaps we should try to copy it 8-)
I find it fascinating what some people think are rhymes.
Sounding the same is different from sounding just similar.
Some people rhyme just the last syllable sound. So "sausage" would rhyme with "leakage".
Some rhyme just the last vowel sound. So "bike" would rhyme with "night".
Some even seem to try to get away with rhymes based on syllable count alone. "umbrella" -> "together".
The thing about Limericks is that, usually, they are intended to be funny. This should encourage the reader to allow some relaxation of their own rules when it comes to rhymes.
Rhyming "guitar" with "asda" should be seen for the clever wordplay it is and not as a rhyme crime....(see what I did there?) :lol:
That said, there have been some shockers on here.... ;)
Quote from: "David"Quote from: "Philadelphia"Quote from: "rogerg"Asda rhymes with guitar?
I'd... leave this be if I were you. I once spent an hour on Skype trying to explain to LivingForever and RacingHippo why rhymes that only apply to their accents don't count. I wasn't successful.
Where does RacingHippo live?
It's tough to understand what rhymes or not, I wouldn't be able to join the game :oops:
Anyway, I read your limericks every day, it's so fun ;)
Unfortunately, we don't have limericks in french. Perhaps we should try to copy it 8-)
Join in anyway. :D
Mid week and the sky is all grey,
But we've got lots of prog rock to play
Frost*, Kino, Arena,
Magenta (with Tina!)
And the new mag that came out today.
We're joined by some poets from France, :lol:
We're joined by some poets from France,
who stumbled upon us by chance,
We're joined by some poets from France,
who stumbled upon us by chance,
"Mon Dieu!" they all cry
We're joined by some poets from France,
who stumbled upon us by chance,
"Mon Dieu!" they all cry
"Truly, we can't deny
(Good luck to the next one! :lol: )
We're joined by some poets from France,
who stumbled upon us by chance,
"Mon Dieu!" they all cry
"Truly, we can't deny
British rhyming skills lack elegance" :)
Touchstone's new CD's called "Wintercoast",
Touchstone's new CD's called "Wintercoast" :)
Like Prog with "real bite", they boast, :?:
Touchstone's new CD's called "Wintercoast" :)
Like Prog with "real bite", they boast, :?:
JM's mixing and playing
Touchstone's new CD's called "Wintercoast"
Like Prog with "real bite", they boast,
JM's mixing and playing
Have all the girls swaying
Touchstone's new CD's called "Wintercoast"
Like Prog with "real bite", they boast,
JM's mixing and playing
Have all the girls swaying
But it's Kim that we all love the most! 8-)
Okay, I have to stop making all my contributions about foxy frontladies. :p
Nice one, LF :)
Quote from: "David"Where does RacingHippo live?
In a little world of my own (located in the environs of West Yorkshire) :roll:
As Pedro says, because limericks are humorous, it can sometimes be as (or more) effective to use a word that
could possibly be made to rhyme if pronounced slightly differently, or to combine words in a cheeky way to get something that just about rhymes.
If it makes you groan when you read it, that's extra good :D
I suspect this could be unique to British humour though...
OK. New limerick starter cuz James forgot to :roll:
Mr Forever likes foxy front-ladies
Yes, nice ending LForever! :D
Mr Forever likes foxy front-ladies
with thoughts that are sponsored by Hades*
*Nothing personal LF, but have you tried rhyming anything with ladies recently!! :roll: :D
Quote from: "RacingHippo"As Pedro says, because limericks are humorous, it can sometimes be as (or more) effective to use a word that could possibly be made to rhyme if pronounced slightly differently, or to combine words in a cheeky way to get something that just about rhymes.
If it makes you groan when you read it, that's extra good :D
I suspect this could be unique to British humour though...
No! We have some sort of french pun named "A peu près" (means "roughly").
The worst the pun is, the funniest it gets.
Hence, I can totally laugh at (deliberate) rough rhymes :lol:
Mr Forever likes foxy front-ladies
with thoughts that are sponsored by Hades*
He gets sweaty and silly**
** go on. I dare you.....
Mr Forever likes foxy front-ladies
with thoughts that are sponsored by Hades*
He gets sweaty and silly**
If they wear something frilly
I am soooooo in trouble when a certain someone logs on... :p
Mr Forever likes foxy front-ladies
with thoughts that are sponsored by Hades*
He gets sweaty and silly**
If they wear something frilly
But it's Swedes that send him most cray-zee.
"Prog-loving girls are the best...
"Prog-loving girls are the best...
You'll never catch them in a vest,
(go and have a cold shower LF!)
Quote from: "Renters"** go on. I dare you.....
You made I larf :lol:
Prog-loving girls are the best...
You'll never catch them in a vest,
'Though string ones are great
Prog-loving girls are the best...
You'll never catch them in a vest,
'Though string ones are great
'Cos' the holes ventilate
Prog-loving girls are the best...
You'll never catch them in a vest,
'Though string ones are great
'Cos' the holes ventilate
And you get a good view of her chest.
Prog-loving men are quite strange...
Prog-loving men are quite strange,
But they're clearly the best in the range
Quote from: "LivingForever"Touchstone's new CD's called "Wintercoast"
Like Prog with "real bite", they boast,
JM's mixing and playing
Have all the girls swaying
But it's Kim that we all love the most! 8-)
Sorry to interrupt but I had to show that to Kim (no names were included) and her reply was:
"Awww I'm touched!!
I shall now have a little smile on my face for the rest of the day :)"
Carry on
Quote from: "MikeEvs"Sorry to interrupt but I had to show that to Kim (no names were included) and her reply was:
"Awww I'm touched!!
I shall now have a little smile on my face for the rest of the day :)"
Carry on
Bless.
Nice work, Mike.
Consider it your personal mission to get at least two oictures of Kim into the next issue of the CRM "Prog" mag to make up for her shocking omission from the "Ladies Night" article. :D
Prog-loving men are quite strange,
But they're clearly the best in the range
Their superior leanings
Quote from: "Pedro"Quote from: "MikeEvs"Sorry to interrupt but I had to show that to Kim (no names were included) and her reply was:
"Awww I'm touched!!
I shall now have a little smile on my face for the rest of the day :)"
Carry on
Bless.
Nice work, Mike.
Consider it your personal mission to get at least two oictures of Kim into the next issue of the CRM "Prog" mag to make up for her shocking omission from the "Ladies Night" article. :D
I might be covering their gig in St Albans on the 17th of April so it's already on my to do list ;)
Prog-loving men are quite strange,
But they're clearly the best in the range
Their superior leanings
Mask their lack of self-cleaning
Prog-loving men are quite strange,
But they're clearly the best in the range
Their superior leanings
Mask their lack of self-cleaning
If they don't look out they'll get mange.
(It was that or or-range :? )
(Can't remember who's been done already)
There was a promoter called Twang,
There was a promoter called Twang,
Whose gigs always went with a bang
There was a promoter called Twang,
Whose gigs always went with a bang
His biscuits exploded
There was a promoter called Twang,
Whose gigs always went with a bang
His biscuits exploded
From all the gigs he promoted*
(*it helps if you say this in a Smashie & Nicey cheesy DJ voice.)
There was a promoter called Twang,
Whose gigs always went with a bang
His biscuits exploded
From all the gigs he promoted*
and once more The Peel's rafters rang
Next!
How clever's that Imogen Heap?
How clever's that Imogen Heap?
Who's almost too busy for sleep,
How clever's that Imogen Heap?
Who's almost too busy for sleep,
She works through the night
How clever's that Imogen Heap?
Who's almost too busy for sleep,
She works through the night,
But in the morning she might,
Uh-oh, Immi might by looking....better play it safe and offer a selection....
How clever's that Imogen Heap?
Who's almost too busy for sleep,
She works through the night,
But in the morning she might,
A) chuck it all except one perfect beep
B) wake up with her nose on 'delete'
C) find the room full of uncounted sheep
Next person pick one and move on....
Immi looking....well that would be cool...but dont know where she gets all her energy... Twitters like mad following some 36,500 people! how can she keep up? on 12 Seconds...and is so creative...the blogs are just wonderful.
Morning Pedro....you snuck in just as I was logging in :D
As I was going to use the following...
How clever's that Imogen Heap?
Who's almost too busy for sleep,
She works through the night,
But in the morning she might,
Make a song out of Abigail going beep!
,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
Next person pick one and move on....
Like playing with the Tenori On,
Next person pick one and move on....
Like playing with the Tenori On,
It bleeps as it flashes
Next person pick one and move on....
Like playing with the Tenori On,
It bleeps as it flashes
with dots and with dashes
Next person pick one and move on....
Like playing with the Tenori On,
It bleeps as it flashes
with dots and with dashes
In fact, it's a whole lot of fun.
This limerick thread's a success
This limerick thread's a success,
apart from some rhyming distress
This limerick thread's a success,
Apart from some rhyming distress,
Those who said it would fail,
This limerick thread's a success,
Apart from some rhyming distress,
Those who said it would fail,
Should pay for the ale,
This limerick thread's a success,
Apart from some rhyming distress,
Those who said it would fail,
Should pay for the ale,
Then clean up the resulting mess !
Work's ignored when the Frost* website's on,
Work's ignored when the Frost* website's on,
Just get started but then lunch break's gone
Work's ignored when the Frost* website's on,
Just get started but then lunch break's gone.
But if home's where you "work"
Work's ignored when the Frost* website's on,
Just get started but then lunch break's gone.
But if home's where you "work"
Then all day you can shirk
Work's ignored when the Frost* website's on,
Just get started but then lunch break's gone.
But if home's where you "work"
Then all day you can shirk
And Frost*ie apparel you can don
The Mouse on our forum likes cake
The Mouse on our forum likes cake
It's something that he likes to bake,
The Mouse on our forum likes cake
It's something that he likes to bake
Though he's mad as a hatter
The Mouse on our forum likes cake
It's something that he likes to bake
Though he's mad as a hatter
It'll make him much fatter
The Mouse on our forum likes cake
It's something that he likes to bake
Though he's mad as a hatter
It'll make him much fatter
Than when he was thin as a rake
Living Forever likes fans
Living Forever likes fans
They neatly fit in his hands
Living Forever likes fans
They neatly fit in his hands
They're cool when he's hot
Living Forever likes fans
They neatly fit in his hands
They're cool when he's hot
And he's off like a shot
Living Forever likes fans
They neatly fit in his hands
They're cool when he's hot
And he's off like a shot
and the fat mice are off getting tans.
da Dah da, da Dah da, da dah
da Dah da, da Dah da, da dah
"R", "R", "A", in morse code...right so far?
da Dah da, da Dah da, da dah
"R", "R", "A", in morse code...right so far?
But what can it mean?
da Dah da, da Dah da, da dah
"R", "R", "A", in morse code...right so far?
But what can it mean?
Need Enigma machine,
da Dah da, da Dah da, da dah
"R", "R", "A", in morse code...right so far?
But what can it mean?
Need Enigma machine,
Oh! It's that Police song, redone as Ska!
Young Godfrey turns 4 years today
Young Godfrey turns 4 years today
Can't believe how the time slips away
Young Godfrey turns 4 years today
Can't believe how the time slips away
on his birthday cake
Young Godfrey turns 4 years today
Can't believe how the time slips away
on his birthday cake
time slipped on his cake?
Young Godfrey turns 4 years today
Can't believe how the time slips away
on his birthday cake
time slipped on his cake?
Makes a change from the icing, anyway.
oops... next one...
So Jem keeps us updated with Twitter,
So Jem keeps us updated with Twitter,
and TweetDeck helps tweets to not skitter
So Jem keeps us updated with Twitter,
and TweetDeck helps tweets to not skitter
His tweets are so pithy
So Jem keeps us updated with Twitter,
and TweetDeck helps tweets to not skitter
His tweets are so pithy
'Cos he'th not a thithy,
So Jem keeps us updated with Twitter,
and TweetDeck helps tweets to not skitter
His tweets are so pithy
'Coth he'th not a thithy,
And, hopefully, now he feels fitter.
Remember UK clocks must gain,
Remember UK clocks must again
Spring forward with the Spring rain
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The Mouse on our forum likes cake
It's something that he likes to bake
Though he's mad as a hatter
It'll make him much fatter
Than when he was thin as a rake
I'm so honoured! I love this place! :mrgreen: But DS, how did you know I used to be really thin...? :)
Remember UK clocks must again
Spring forward with the Spring rain
A full hour is lost
Remember UK clocks must again
Spring forward with the Spring rain
A full hour is lost
and sleep is the cost
Remember UK clocks must again
Spring forward with the Spring rain
A full hour is lost
and sleep is the cost
plus if it makes you late it's a pain!
*curious as to why my opening line was changed from "gain" to "again"...both are valid.... :?
Lee Abraham's new cd's near,
Lee Abraham's new cd's near,
Said the walrus while sipping his beer,
Lee Abraham's new cd's near,
Said the walrus while sipping his beer,
But Lee snatched back his ale
Lee Abraham's new cd's near,
Said the walrus while sipping his beer,
But Lee snatched back his ale
And the walrus turned pale
Lee Abraham's new cd's near,
Said the walrus while sipping his beer,
But Lee snatched back his ale
And the walrus turned pale
and pale was the ale, I fear!
(actually, I prefer pale ales, but it's all for the rhyme, you know...)
the chicken had only two toes,
The chicken had only two toes,
Which was awkward for picking its nose,
The chicken had only two toes,
Which was awkward for picking its nose,
As it ran 'cross the road
The chicken had only two toes,
Which was awkward for picking its nose,
As it ran 'cross the road
An unfortunate lorry load
The chicken had only two toes,
Which was awkward for picking its nose,
As it ran 'cross the road
An unfortunate lorry load
Of extra syllables spilled all over the last two lines of this limerick ruining how it goes.
So Cambridge are rubbish in boats,
So Cambridge are rubbish in boats,
But could still beat Oxford wearing duffle coats,
So Cambridge are rubbish in boats,
But could still beat Oxford wearing duffle coats
Than in a cagoule
So Cambridge are rubbish in boats,
But could still beat Oxford wearing duffle coats
Than in a cagoule
Corpus Christi would rule
So Cambridge are rubbish in boats,
But could still beat Oxford wearing duffle coats
Than in a cagoule
Corpus Christi would rule,
Next year the'll be back to win & not gloat :lol:
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
So as March draws to a close,
So as March draws to a close,
And the promise of April grows
By the way, has anyone seen this (//http://limerickdb.com/?top150)?
Check out #434, it's superb! 8-)
Great link (and recommendation), Mouse!
There's a geek inside me that's currently engaging in what we call "rofl". (;-)
Excellent link, Moouse - thanks! Pygmy Hippo was most entertained by a couple of those. But not that one, or that one, or that one and especially not that one!
So as March draws to a close,
And the promise of April grows
We hope for less rain
So as March draws to a close,
And the promise of April grows
We hope for less rain
which becomes a right pain
So as March draws to a close,
And the promise of April grows
We hope for less rain
which becomes a right pain
as they ban you from using your hose.
My sequencer is stuck in a loop
My sequencer's stuck in a loop
I shouldn't have sprayed it with soup
[apols for contracting the "is" but it reads better(?)]
Surely that should go........
My sequencer's stuck in a loop
My sequencer's stuck in a loop..... :?
My sequencer's stuck in a loop
I shouldn't have sprayed it with soup
But Heinz minestrone
My sequencer's stuck in a loop
I shouldn't have sprayed it with soup
But Heinz minestrone
Tastes good when you're lonely
@Nellie :lol: :lol:
@Catherine awwwwwwww.
But...you can never be lonely when you've got this forum!! :D
My sequencer's stuck in a loop
I shouldn't have sprayed it with soup
But Heinz minestrone
Tastes good when you're lonely
My sequencer's stuck in a loop. (boomboom)
You're never alone on this strand
You're never alone on this strand
we've got players galore for a band
You're never alone on this strand
we've got players galore for a band
Quite a few that play spoons
You're never alone on this strand,
we've got players galore for a band,
Quite a few that play spoons,
Whilst munching macaroons,
You're never alone on this strand
we've got players galore for a band
Quite a few that play spoons
and even bassoons!
damn! too late.... ah well....
You're never alone on this strand
we've got players galore for a band
Quite a few that play spoons
Whilst munching macaroons,/and even bassoons!
And the rest can clap their hands
And now for something completely different... :)
I read the news today, oh boy
Mouse!!!!!!.
.. oh, OK :)
I read the news today, oh boy
about a man they called Kilroy,
I read the news today, oh boy
about a man they called Kilroy,
they say he woz 'ere,
I read the news today, oh boy
about a man they called Kilroy,
they say he woz 'ere,
An April Fool we fear,
I read the news today, oh boy
about a man they called Kilroy,
they say he woz 'ere,
An April Fool we fear,
but eventually began to annoy
This thread has been going too long
(no, that's the first line)
This thread has been going too long
but 50 pages & 500 posts cant be wrong(?)
This thread has been going too long
but 50 pages & 500 posts cant be wrong(?)
Say "Yes" to the rhymes,
This thread has been going too long
but 50 pages & 500 posts cant be wrong(?)
Say "Yes" to the rhymes,
A thousand more times
This thread has been going too long
but 50 pages & 500 posts cant be wrong(?)
Say "Yes" to the rhymes,
A thousand more times
Now the addiction is too strong!
This thread has been going too long
but 50 pages & 500 posts cant be wrong(?)
Say "Yes" to the rhymes,
A thousand more times
Before long we'll have lyricked a song!
Perhaps we should improve our wares
Perhaps we should improve our wares
said a man at the foot of the stairs
Perhaps we should improve our wares
said a man at the foot of the stairs
The only way's up
This thread has been going too long
but 50 pages & 500 posts cant be wrong(?)
that's boatloads of words
Perhaps we should improve our wares
said a man at the foot of the stairs
The only way's up
Yazz & the plastic pup,
I must have said something wrong... ;)
Quote from: "rogerg"This thread has been going too long
but 50 pages & 500 posts cant be wrong(?)
that's boatloads of words
heh
it was late(yeah, that's it), and I didn't see the "Next" button...
Quote from: "David"I must have said something wrong... ;)
LOL
We've had overlaps before, and I expect we'll have them again....
So, to finish one....
Perhaps we should improve our wares
said a man at the foot of the stairs
The only way's up
Yazz & plastic pup,
Are still out there so travel in pairs
Continue roger's
This thread has been going too long
but 50 pages & 500 posts cant be wrong(?)
that's boatloads of words
Too long by two thirds
...and yours!
I must have said something wrong
Said the maid as her head hit the gong,
This thread has been going too long
but 50 pages & 500 posts cant be wrong(?)
that's boatloads of words
Too long by two thirds
We'd best turn it into a song.
and, continuing with David's one....
I must have said something wrong
Said the maid as her head hit the gong,
Is it dinner? So soon?
I must have said something wrong
Said the maid as her head hit the gong,
Is it dinner? So soon?
With that, she did swoon
I must have said something wrong
Said the maid as her head hit the gong,
Is it dinner? So soon?
With that, she did swoon
Taking too big a puff from the bong! :shock:
On Sunday I'll be heading for Spain
On Sunday I'll be heading for Spain
Which is more fun than sniffing cocaine :lol: :roll:
On Sunday I'll be heading for Spain
Which is more fun than sniffing cocaine
The rain, so they say
[On Sunday I'll be heading for Spain
Which is more fun than sniffing cocaine
The rain, so they say
On the plain it duz stay,
On Sunday I'll be heading for Spain,
Which is more fun than sniffing cocaine,
The rain, so they say,
On the plain it duz stay,
I'll go by boat, instead of the train
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This week at the G20 summit,
This week at the G20 summit,
Wallace and his faithful dog Gromit
This week at the G20 summit,
Wallace and his faithful dog Gromit
Addressed all the leaders
This week at the G20 summit,
Wallace and his faithful dog Gromit
Addressed all the leaders
(some are good deeders),
This week at the G20 summit,
Wallace and his faithful dog Gromit
Addressed all the leaders
(some are good deeders),
When Sarkozy started to vomit.
A Mellotron's really quite splendid,
A Mellotron's really quite splendid,
especially when happ'ly upended
Quote from: "catherine"When Sarkozy started to vomit.
:lol: :lol: :lol:
Excellent!
A Mellotron's really quite splendid,
Especially when happ'ly upended
There's a choir inside
A Mellotron's really quite splendid,
Especially when happ'ly upended
There's a choir inside;
They're trying to hide
A Mellotron's really quite splendid,
Especially when happ'ly upended
There's a choir inside;
They're trying to hide
From Jem, who - it seems - they've offended!
Now that machines can do the drumming
Now that machines can do the drumming
and computers can do strumming
Now that machines can do the drumming
and computers can do strumming,
The latest plug-in,
Now that machines can do the drumming
and computers can do strumming,
The latest plug-in,
a beguine to begin
Now that machines can do the drumming
and computers can do strumming,
The latest plug-in,
a beguine to begin
Will replace all your whistling and humming.
A Frostie was once heard to say,
A Frostie was once heard to say,
That a limerick could cheer up his day,
A Frost*ie was once heard to say,
That a limerick could cheer up his day,
But Haiku, he claimed
A Frost*ie was once heard to say,
That a limerick could cheer up his day,
But Haiku, he claimed
Make the verses maimed
(Not sure it's correct, please feel free to write something else if it isn't :oops: )
A Frost*ie was once heard to say,
That a limerick could cheer up his day,
But Haiku, he claimed
Make the verses maimed
Prog-ish timing but harder to play.
The horses are running today,
The horses are running today,
and there's lots of money at play
The horses are running today,
and there's lots of money at play
At one hundred to one,
The horses are running today,
and there's lots of money at play
At one hundred to one,
It's a load of fun
The horses are running today,
and there's lots of money at play
At one hundred to one,
It's a load of fun
And you can go for a roll in the hay
The Home Secretary's husband, "Dick" Timney,
The Home Secretary's husband, "Dick" Timney,
Is also known as Ric Hard to 'friends' in Putney,
The Home Secretary's husband, "Dick" Timney,
Is also known as Ric Hard to 'friends' in Putney,
The news made a splash,
The Home Secretary's husband, "Dick" Timney,
Is also known as Ric Hard to 'friends' in Putney,
The news made a splash,
She claimed back the cash,
The Home Secretary's husband, "Dick" Timney,
Is also known as Ric Hard to 'friends' in Putney,
The news made a splash,
She claimed back the cash,
"Dick Dastardly" or is he "Smuttley"?
Hell's teeth, seems the weekend's near over,
Hell's teeth, seems the weekend's near over,
but there's still time for a roll in the clover,
Hell's teeth, seems the weekend's near over,
but there's still time for a roll in the clover,
So break out the cider,
Hell's teeth, seems the weekend's near over,
but there's still time for a roll in the clover,
So break out the cider,
Strap on a hand glider,
Hell's teeth, seems the weekend's near over,
but there's still time for a roll in the clover,
So break out the cider,
Strap on a hand glider,
We're off, we're heading for Dover
The man with the keys to the TARDIS,
The man with the keys to the TARDIS,
Was wearing a startling blue bodice,
The man with the keys to the TARDIS,
Was wearing a startling blue bodice,
As found on Planet Frost*,
The man with the keys to the TARDIS,
Was wearing a startling blue bodice,
As found on Planet Frost*,
At an eye-watering cost,
The man with the keys to the TARDIS,
Was wearing a startling blue bodice,
As found on Planet Frost*,
At an eye-watering cost,
When you wear it you look like a godess
Google "Jupiter Society"
Google "Jupiter Society"
If you must, but please do it quietly,
Google "Jupiter Society"
If you must, but please do it quietly,
But it features young Dec
Google "Jupiter Society"
If you must, but please do it quietly,
But it features young Dec,
I'll do it, what the heck,
Google "Jupiter Society"
If you must, but please do it quietly,
But it features young Dec,
I'll do it, what the heck
Check JupiterSociety.se
All this and new music as well,
All this and new music as well,
and words like "divers", fun to spell!
All this and new music as well,
and words like "divers", fun to spell!
We get such a lot
All this and new music as well,
and words like "divers", fun to spell!
We get such a lot
There's no telling what
All this and new music as well,
and words like "divers", fun to spell!
We get such a lot
There's no telling what
We'd do without Pedro and Nell :)
In two weeks I'll be forty-three
In two weeks I'll be forty-three,
And close to the bus pass that's free,
In two weeks I'll be forty-three,
And close to the bus pass that's free,
But for now I'm forty-two,
In two weeks I'll be forty-three,
And close to the bus pass that's free,
But for now I'm forty-two,
Which is younger than you,
In two weeks I'll be forty-three,
And close to the bus pass that's free,
But for now I'm forty-two,
Which is younger than you,
and far too much younger than me!
I've got to go, watching a film,
I've got to go, watching a film,
prescrips to get, hope I can fill'em
I've got to go, watching a film,
prescripts to get, hope I can fill'em,
The Director's cut
I've got to go, watching a film,
prescripts to get, hope I can fill'em,
The Director's cut
is mega-bucks, but
I've got to go, watching a film,
prescripts to get, hope I can fill'em,
The Director's cut
is mega-bucks, but
What don't hurt, don't kill'em
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There's a view from the Cube,
There's a view from the Cube,
That's saucy and lewd,
(I see we have moved to ' high speed ' limericks - presumably a symptom of global
cut-backs !)
Quote from: "Hedgehog"(I see we have moved to ' high speed ' limericks - presumably a symptom of global cut-backs !)
It reflects the rather worrying failure in the worldwide syllable harvest this year.
Anlysts fear this will mean a genral decline in the use of mult-syll words and some forms of po tree like Haik will dis peer complee....
There's a view from the Cube,
That's saucy and lewd,
Information abound
(My stockpile of syllables from my own private crop finally pays off! 8-) )
There's a view from the Cube,
That's saucy and lewd,
Information abound
And lights all around
There's a view from the Cube,
That's saucy and lewd,
Information abound
And lights all around
Like being on a London Tube.
........mind the gap.......stand clear of the doors......next one coming.........
Whilst thinking of my favourite Frost* song,
Whilst thinking of my favourite Frost* song,
I remembered my aunt in Hong Kong,
Whilst thinking of my favourite Frost* song,
I remembered my aunt in Hong Kong,
Now, she loves to noodle
Whilst thinking of my favourite Frost* song,
I remembered my aunt in Hong Kong,
Now, she loves to noodle
oops! watch the poodle!
Whilst thinking of my favourite Frost* song,
I remembered my aunt in Hong Kong,
Now, she loves to noodle
oops! watch the poodle!
It makes the soup taste rather strong.
The Black Light Machine emits black light,
The Black Light Machine emits black light,
of refractive index which sure will excite,
The Black Light Machine emits black light,
If you've calibrated it right
The Black Light Machine emits black light,
If you've calibrated it right,
but if not you're in trouble,
The Black Light Machine emits black light,
If you've calibrated it right,
but if not you're in trouble,
Get out on the double!
Ahem!!
Quote from: "Mouse"The Black Light Machine emits black light,
If you've calibrated it right,
but if not you're in trouble,
Get out on the double!
Talking of doubles.... :D
Quote from: "Brom"The Black Light Machine emits black light,
of refractive index which sure will excite,
We need a Rogerish solution to ammend the bifurcation ;)
Quote from: "Brom"We need a Rogerish solution to ammend the bifurcation ;)
Does this mean Roger's got something named after him? Nice one Rog! :)
holy poo! the pressure!
The Black Light Machine emits black light,
If you've calibrated it right,
but if not you're in trouble,
Get out on the double!
the refractive index will surely excite!
whew! how'd I do?
Excellent job, except you forgot to start the next one... 8-)
Quote from: "Mouse"Excellent job, except you forgot to start the next one... 8-)
d'oh! I always forget!
ok.
Pedro's video's a hit on LBP
Pedro's video's a hit on LBP
Now it's published for thousands to see
Pedro's video's a hit on LBP
Now it's published for thousands to see
Now across the world
Pedro's video's a hit on LBP
Now it's published for thousands to see
Now across the world
Sackboys knitted or purled
Pedro's video's a hit on LBP
Now it's published for thousands to see
Now across the world
Sackboys knitted or purled
no question Pedro's the MVP!!
let's write a lim'rick 'bout purple
let's write a lim'rick 'bout purple
One of the only words it rhymes with is hurple
8-)
let's write a lim'rick 'bout purple
One of the only words it rhymes with is hurple
So could this spell the end,
let's write a lim'rick 'bout purple
One of the only words it rhymes with is hurple
So could this spell the end,
Of the time that we spend,
let's write a lim'rick 'bout purple
One of the only words it rhymes with is hurple
So could this spell the end,
Of the time that we spend,
No! Wait! Join me in a "Purple Nurple"
//http://everything2.com/title/Purple%2520Nurple
Jem's just kicked over Googlebot
Jem's just kicked over Googlebot
With his left foot he's always so hot
Jem's just kicked over Googlebot
With his left foot he's always so hot
He threw biscuits around
Jem's just kicked over Googlebot
With his left foot he's always so hot
He threw biscuits around,
So impressed with the sound,
Jem's just kicked over Googlebot
With his left foot he's always so hot
He threw biscuits around,
So impressed with the sound,
it's a dandy forum here, he's got!
she says my hair's long and shaggy,
she says my hair's long and shaggy,
if I'd a tail it would be waggy
She says my hair's long and shaggy,
If I'd a tail it would be waggy
Because of my parting
She says my hair's long and shaggy,
If I'd a tail it would be waggy
Because of my parting
and persistent farting,
She says my hair's long and shaggy,
If I'd a tail it would be waggy
Because of my parting
and persistent farting,
when I try to draw lines, they're zig-zaggy.
It's nice to think Jem is relaxed
It's nice to think Jem is relaxed
As he spends too much time fully-maxed
It's nice to think Jem is relaxed
As he spends too much time fully-maxed
With his venture into chickens
...I'm not to sure about that line... :?
Neither am I....certainly doesn't fit the meter.... :?
It's nice to think Jem is relaxed
As he spends too much time fully-maxed
With his venture into chickens...
Hey man! What the dickens??
It's nice to think Jem is relaxed
As he spends too much time fully-maxed
With his venture into chickens...
Hey man! What the dickens??
The latest Frost* album's been axed!!
That's a nighmare limerick, only joking folks. Try this.
Attack, decay sustain and release
Attack, decay sustain and release
The envelope is shaped to please
Attack, decay sustain and release
The envelope is shaped to please
Aftertouch, Velocity,
Attack, decay sustain and release
The envelope is shaped to please
Aftertouch, Velocity,
LFO priorities
Quote from: "Brom"The latest Frost* album's been axed!!
That's a nighmare limerick, only joking folks.
:shock: Crikey, Brom! I nearly had an accident when I read that... :(
Attack, decay sustain and release
The envelope is shaped to please
Aftertouch, Velocity,
LFO priorities
The techy-speak here'd better cease.
(let's try an old-style one....)
There once was a drummer called Nick,
Quote from: "Pedro"(let's try an old-style one....)
So, it must
intend to be witty or humorous, and to be sometimes obscene with humorous intent?
:lol:
There once was a drummer called Nick,
Who found himself without a stick,
There once was a drummer called Nick,
Who found himself without a stick,
He got a French loaf
There once was a drummer called Nick,
Who found himself without a stick,
He got a French loaf
and said, "I'm no oaf!"
There once was a drummer called Nick,
Who found himself without a stick,
He got a French loaf
and said, "I'm no oaf!"
I've just finished "Lamb", now for "Trick"
At RoSFest Jem's hiring some keys,
At RoSFest Jem's hiring some keys,
Of Roland make that's sure to please,
At RoSFest Jem's hiring some keys,
Of Roland make that's sure to please,
But will he - I wonder
At RoSFest Jem's hiring some keys,
Of Roland make that's sure to please,
But will he - I wonder
Make the ultimate blunder
At RoSFest Jem's hiring some keys,
Of Roland make that's sure to please,
But will he - I wonder
Make the ultimate blunder
And get a pump organ - just for a wheeze :lol:
The Frosties enjoyed the Bank Holidays
The Frosties enjoyed the Bank Holidays
Having fun with their loved ones in jolly ways
The Frosties enjoyed the Bank Holidays
Having fun with their loved ones in jolly ways
They're stuffed full of chocs
The Frosties enjoyed the Bank Holidays
Having fun with their loved ones in jolly ways
They're stuffed full of chocs
which are better than rocks
The Frosties enjoyed the Bank Holidays
Having fun with their loved ones in jolly ways
They're stuffed full of chocs
which are better than rocks
And now stagger round in a daze
Johninblack has gone off to Spain
Johninblack has gone off to Spain
Where he mainly won't stay in the plane
Johninblack has gone off to Spain
Where he mainly won't stay in the plane
But will he survive
Johninblack has gone off to Spain
Where he mainly won't stay in the plane
But will he survive
or take a big dive
Johninblack has gone off to Spain
Where he mainly won't stay in the plane
But will he survive
or take a big dive
And eat progdog's biscuits again?
Poor Jem's going down with a cold
Poor Jem's going down with a cold,
Let's hope man-flu doesn't take hold,
Poor Jem's going down with a cold,
Let's hope man-flu doesn't take hold,
a nose full of snot
Poor Jem's going down with a cold,
Let's hope man-flu doesn't take hold,
a nose full of snot
Makes you feel utter rot
Poor Jem's going down with a cold,
Let's hope man-flu doesn't take hold,
a nose full of snot
Makes you feel utter rot
So hit the Sanatogen Gold
Now it's quiet, Jem's coming back
Now it's quiet, Jem's coming back,
Now it's calmer, without the flack,
Now it's quiet, Jem's coming back,
Now it's calmer, without the flack,
So let's all cheer "Hooray!"
Now it's quiet, Jem's coming back,
Now it's calmer, without the flack,
So let's all cheer "Hooray!"
And pour the Beaujolais!
Now it's quiet, Jem's coming back,
Now it's calmer, without the flack,
So let's all cheer "Hooray!"
And pour the Beaujolais!
And imbibe till our heads hit the sack.
A metronome was once heard to say,
A metronome was once heard to say,
"I'm a countrynome who's gone astray",
A metronome was once heard to say,
"I'm a countrynome who's gone astray",
every third tick-tock
A metronome was once heard to say,
"I'm a countrynome who's gone astray",
Every third tick-tock
When it's "prog o'clock"
A metronome was once heard to say,
"I'm a countrynome who's gone astray",
Every third tick-tock
When it's "prog o'clock"
Goes bang, boom, fataaaar, wahey!
The Frosties* were in the pub one night
The Frosties* were in the pub one night
When somebody started a bun fight
The Frosties* were in the pub one night,
When somebody started a bun fight,
Hey! watch my beer,
The Frosties* were in the pub one night,
When somebody started a bun fight,
Hey! watch my beer,
It's gone in my ear,
The Frosties* were in the pub one night,
When somebody started a bun fight,
Hey! watch my beer,
It's gone in my ear,
And now dissapeared out of sight!
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It's great news about Transatlantic,
It's great news about Transatlantic,
The fan-boys were getting quite frantic,
It's great news about Transatlantic,
The fan-boys were getting quite frantic,
as long as The Morse,
It's great news about Transatlantic,
The fan-boys were getting quite frantic,
as long as The Morse,
Can stay the course
It's great news about Transatlantic,
The fan-boys were getting quite frantic,
as long as The Morse,
Can stay the course,
The new work will be quite fantastic.
The search for the V Synth GT,
The search for the V Synth GT
Has been started splendiforously
(Not sure about the spelling or even existence of that one!)
Quote from: "Mouse"The search for the V Synth GT
Has been started splendiforously
(Not sure about the spelling or even existence of that one!)
I think that's one of Jem's words and therefore perfectly acceptable.
The search for the V Synth GT
Has been started splendiforously
If Dave R gets the gear,
The search for the V Synth GT
Has been started splendiforously
If Dave R gets the gear,
then we'll be able to hear
The search for the V Synth GT
Has been started splendiforously
If Dave R gets the gear,
then we'll be able to hear
The gig on CD here in Blighty!
Heh. I hope so. 8-)
This Forum's such a fun place to sit
This Forum's such a fun place to sit,
To dream for a while but I must admit,
This Forum's such a fun place to sit,
To dream for a while but I must admit,
The biscuits left in the tin,
This Forum's such a fun place to sit,
To dream for a while but I must admit,
The biscuits left in the tin,
Might be better in the bin,
This Forum's such a fun place to sit,
To dream for a while but I must admit,
The biscuits left in the tin,
Might be better in the bin,
If I'm to maintain a firm ****.
Oooooookay, chickened out there at the end, but I'm sure you can all complete it yourselves :D
Now where do I start? How about something that's very much on my mind, hoping that someone will turn it all musically Frostie*:
The students return here next week,
The students return here next week,
the courageous, the goofy, the meek
Quote from: "rogerg"the courageous, the goofy, the meek
Now which one am I...? ;)
The students return here next week,
the courageous, the goofy, the meek
So mind how you go
The students return here next week,
the courageous, the goofy, the meek
So mind how you go
Or soon you will know
The students return here next week,
the courageous, the goofy, the meek
So mind how you go
Or soon you will know
that the study tables aren't really teak!
my son's been accepted to college!
my son's been accepted to college!
I must have passed on all my knowledge
my son's been accepted to college!
I must have passed on all my knowledge
He's studying Science
my son's been accepted to college!
I must have passed on all my knowledge,
He's studying Science,
To invent an appliance,
my son's been accepted to college!
I must have passed on all my knowledge,
He's studying Science,
To invent an appliance,
and support me in my retire-age!
8-)
he's gone into video gaming
He's gone into video gaming
Which pays more than animal taming
He's gone into video gaming,
Which pays more than animal taming,
Creating virtual life,
He's gone into video gaming,
Which pays more than animal taming,
Creating virtual life,
And a huge, buxom wife,
He's gone into video gaming,
Which pays more than animal taming,
Creating virtual life,
And a huge, buxom wife,
And Susan Boyle he will her be naming.
Ooh, that's current affairs for ye, and to continue the theme, try this one :D
His wife thinks she's a very good singer,
*hopes this doesn't get unnecessarily nasty....
His wife thinks she's a very good singer,
though a bit like a telephone ringer
His wife thinks she's a very good singer,
Though a bit like a telephone ringer,
She's shrill and she's loud,
His wife thinks she's a very good singer,
Though a bit like a telephone ringer,
She's shrill and she's loud,
But she impresses the crowd,
His wife thinks she's a very good singer,
Though a bit like a telephone ringer,
She's shrill and she's loud,
But she impresses the crowd,
Hope she likes the limelight it'll bring 'er.
I can't wait for Saturday's gig
I can't wait for Saturday's gig,
I'm doing a peculiar jig,
I can't wait for Saturday's gig,
I'm doing a peculiar jig,
Are you first on the bill?
I can't wait for Saturday's gig,
I'm doing a peculiar jig,
Are you first on the bill?
For the cries will be shrill
I can't wait for Saturday's gig,
I'm doing a peculiar jig,
Are you first on the bill?
For the cries will be shrill,
Out of breath puffin' a cig.
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Of to the gig is young Pedro,
Of to the gig is young Pedro,
To nab a place in the front row
Of to the gig is young Pedro,
To nab a place in the front row
all the others must jump
Of to the gig is young Pedro,
To nab a place in the front row
all the others must jump
To see past this lump
Of to the gig is young Pedro,
To nab a place in the front row
all the others must jump
To see past this lump
of the brilliant brain that's our Pedro!
the sun is finally shining
the sun is finally shining,
it's all the hydrogen combining,
The sun is finally shining,
It's all the hydrogen combining,
So light the BBQ,
The sun is finally shining,
It's all the hydrogen combining,
So light the BBQ,
it's just a little CO2
The sun is finally shining,
It's all the hydrogen combining,
So light the BBQ,
it's just a little CO2
And we can get wining and dining!
I've still got jet lag from Atlanta,
I've still got jet lag from Atlanta,
I sat on the plane next to Santa,
I've still got jet lag from Atlanta,
I sat on the plane next to Santa,
I gave him some tips
I've still got jet lag from Atlanta,
I sat on the plane next to Santa,
I gave him some tips
and he stole my chips
I've still got jet lag from Atlanta,
I sat on the plane next to Santa,
I gave him some tips
and he stole my chips
And my last sip of Lemon Fanta! (Bastard)
I'm thinking about dancing all night,
I'm thinking about dancing all night,
The alcohol's starting to delight
I'm thinking about dancing all night,
The alcohol's starting to delight,
My head's a bit fuzzy,
I'm thinking about dancing all night,
The alcohol's starting to delight,
My head's a bit fuzzy,
Language is muzzy,
I'm thinking about dancing all night,
The alcohol's starting to delight,
My head's a bit fuzzy,
Language is muzzy,
Is two of everything right?
Can't make tonight I am working
(That is both a statement of fact and the start of the next one)
Can't make tonight I am working
That's sad. Don't you have man-flu lurking?
Can't make tonight I am working
That's sad. Don't you have man-flu lurking?
I must say I've not,
Can't make tonight I am working
That's sad. Don't you have man-flu lurking?
I must say I've not,
What else have you got?
Can't make tonight I am working
That's sad. Don't you have man-flu lurking?
I must say I've not,
What else have you got?
A really bad case of shirking!
so j i b left us a'hangin,
Quote from: "rogerg"so j i b left us a'hangin,
Oh shit! I keep doing that, what a numpty. :roll:
There once was a numpty called JIB,
Quote from: "johninblack"Quote from: "rogerg"so j i b left us a'hangin,
Oh shit! I keep doing that, what a numpty. :roll:
There once was a numpty called JIB,
Arrrgh....a split!!
so j i b left us a'hangin'
and missed out on a gig that was bangin'
There once was a numpty called JIB
so honest he won't tell a fib
so j i b left us a'hangin'
and missed out on a gig that was bangin'
his lack of attendance
There once was a numpty called JIB
so honest he won't tell a fib
but if you buy him a drink
so j i b left us a'hangin'
and missed out on a gig that was bangin'
his lack of attendance
caused by his dependence
There once was a numpty called JIB
so honest he won't tell a fib
but if you buy him a drink
well - what do you think?
so j i b left us a'hangin'
and missed out on a gig that was bangin'
his lack of attendance
caused by his dependence
Still a legend from Norwich to Berlin
There once was a numpty called JIB
so honest he won't tell a fib
but if you buy him a drink
well - what do you think?
He'll debate even Women's Lib
:roll:
##########################
So today we remember Samuel Morse,
well done, Fantom!!!
So today we remember Samuel Morse,
Mr. Dot Dot Dash, of course
So today we remember Samuel Morse,
Mr. Dot Dot Dash, of course
His code is quite handy
So today we remember Samuel Morse,
Mr. Dot Dot Dash, of course
His code is quite handy
If burying Andy
So today we remember Samuel Morse,
Mr. Dot Dot Dash, of course
His code is quite handy
If burying Andy
Deep in your musical scores
Tis time to leave this Frostless land
Tis time to leave this Frostless land
And follow Frost* to Rosfest as planned
Tis time to leave this Frostless land
And follow Frost* to Rosfest as planned
So gird up your loins
Tis time to leave this Frostless land
And follow Frost* to Rosfest as planned
So gird up your loins
and save up your coins
Tis time to leave this Frostless land
And follow Frost* to Rosfest as planned
So gird up your loins
and save up your coins
and go throw some love at the band!
That T-Shirt is well on its way,
That T-Shirt is well on its way,
I'm terribly excited, oh yay!
That T-Shirt is well on its way,
I'm terribly excited, oh yay!
Updated with iPhone App,
That T-Shirt is well on its way,
I'm terribly excited, oh yay!
Updated with iPhone App,
Demoed by vampire chap
That T-Shirt is well on its way,
I'm terribly excited, oh yay!
Updated with iPhone App,
Demoed by vampire chap
I do hope it gets here by May.
The things you can do with a phone,
The things you can do with a phone,
You can play with yourself, on you own,
The things you can do with a phone,
You can play with yourself, on you own,
You can blow it or suck
The things you can do with a phone,
You can play with yourself, on you own,
You can blow it or suck
Or run over with truck
The things you can do with a phone,
You can play with yourself, on you own,
You can blow it or suck,
Or run over with truck,
Thus squashing dog and indeed bone !
Our boys must avoid catching flu,
Our boys must avoid catching flu,
Comply with the Doctors of WHO
Our boys must avoid catching flu,
Comply with the Doctors of WHO,
The infection's a swine,
Our boys must avoid catching flu,
Comply with the Doctors of WHO,
The infection's a swine,
Wear a mask - you'll be fine
Our boys must avoid catching flu,
Comply with the Doctors of WHO,
The infection's a swine,
Wear a mask - you'll be fine
Or else you'll end up in the poo.
The jet lag is really a killer
The jet lag is really a killer
Makes your complexion look like Polyfilla
The jet lag is really a killer,
Makes your complexion look like Polyfilla,
But Jem flew First Class,
The jet lag is really a killer,
Makes your complexion look like Polyfilla,
But Jem flew First Class,
They pampered his ass
The jet lag is really a killer,
Makes your complexion look like Polyfilla,
But Jem flew First Class,
They pampered his ass
And now he looks like a gorilla!
The food in the US is strange,
The food in the US is strange,
It only looks small at long range
The food in the US is strange,
It only looks small at long range
Biscuits in sausage gravy
The food in the US is strange,
It only looks small at long range,
Biscuits in sausage gravy,
Its a Northern thing may be?
The food in the US is strange,
It only looks small at long range,
Biscuits in sausage gravy,
Its a Northern thing may be?
I tell ya - these folks are deranged!
We've made it to page seventy-four!
We've made it to page seventy-four!
There's still room for seventy-four more
We've made it to page seventy-four!
There's still room for seventy-four more
If we sweat and we strain
We've made it to page seventy-four!
There's still room for seventy-four more
If we sweat and we strain
and no pain or no gain
We've made it to page seventy-four!
There's still room for seventy-four more
If we sweat and we strain
and no pain or no gain
We'll come up with limericks galore
So they're saying we'll have a hot summer
So they're saying we'll have a hot summer
Which, if you hate heat, is a bummer,
So they're saying we'll have a hot summer
Which, if you hate heat, is a bummer,
Don't break out in a sweat,
So they're saying we'll have a hot summer
Which, if you hate heat, is a bummer,
Don't break out in a sweat,
But still keep yourself wet,
So they're saying we'll have a hot summer
Which, if you hate heat, is a bummer,
Don't break out in a sweat,
But still keep yourself wet,
By enlisting the aid of a plumber.
The three-day weekend's here! Three cheers!
The three-day weekend's here! Three cheers!
I'll be grilling, and chilling the beers
The three-day weekend's here! Three cheers!
I'll be grilling, and chilling the beers
Grilled beer is a pleasure
The three-day weekend's here! Three cheers!
I'll be grilling, and chilling the beers
Grilled beer is a pleasure
To be supped at one's leisure
The three-day weekend's here! Three cheers!
I'll be grilling, and chilling the beers
Grilled beer is a pleasure
To be supped at one's leisure
'Cos the grilling adds flavour, my dears.
This weekend, I'm going to The Peel
This weekend, I'm going to The Peel
Did you make, with Jim, a lift deal?
This weekend, I'm going to The Peel
Did you make, with Jim, a lift deal?
Hope gig is a blast
This weekend, I'm going to The Peel
Did you make, with Jim, a lift deal?
Hope gig is a blast,
From first note to last,
Last weekend, I went to The Peel
Did you make, with Jim, a lift deal?
Hope gig was a blast,
From first note to last,
And the Fishielets made you all squeal!
[With tenses changed to avoid contrawurbling the space-time continuum thingy]
The Frostingtons rocked at Rosfest
The Frostingtons rocked at Rosfest
It sounds like they all did their best
The Frostingtons rocked at Rosfest
It sounds like they all did their best
All their hard work paid off
The Frostingtons rocked at Rosfest
It sounds like they all did their best
All their hard work paid off,
when Jem gave a cough,
The Frostingtons rocked at Rosfest
It sounds like they all did their best
All their hard work paid off,
when Jem gave a cough,
And wiped his nose on his string vest
The Frostingtons rocked at Rosfest
It sounds like they all did their best
All their hard work paid off,
when Jem gave a cough,
all of Philly was very impressed!
I wouldn't have missed it for all of the world
I wouldn't have missed it for all of the world,
Said the man in the new T-shirt unfurld,
I wouldn't have missed it for all of the world,
Said the man in the new T-shirt unfurld,
What a wonderful pair...
I wouldn't have missed it for all of the world,
Said the man in the new T-shirt unfurld,
What a wonderful pair...
Oi, Pedro! Don't stare!
I wouldn't have missed it for all of the world,
Said the man in the new T-shirt unfurld,
What a wonderful pair...
Oi, Pedro! Don't stare!
It's not my fault one's plain and one's curled!
So we're praying for a quick warm-up gig,
So we're praying for a quick warm-up gig,
Not greedy just mad keen, ya dig?
So we're praying for a quick warm-up gig,
Not greedy just mad keen, ya dig
a bit of ice fishing
So we're praying for a quick warm-up gig,
Not greedy just mad keen, ya dig
a bit of ice fishing
Is what we is wishing
So we're praying for a quick warm-up gig,
Not greedy just mad keen, ya dig
a bit of ice fishing
Is what we is wishing
Come on guys - this could be so big!
Tinyfish support would be great,
Tinyfish support would be great,
There might be too much on Jem's plate,
Tinyfish support would be great,
There might be too much on Jem's plate,
Would The Boy Edwards Show?
Tinyfish support would be great,
There might be too much on Jem's plate,
Would The Boy Edwards Show?
He just might, y'know,
Tinyfish support would be great,
There might be too much on Jem's plate,
Would The Boy Edwards Show?
He just might, y'know,
But Frost with no Jem ends debate.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Marillion to tour less = more,
Marillion to tour less = more,
Get yer tickets on line or at door,
Marillion to tour less = more,
Get yer tickets on line or at door
an odd time sign or two
Marillion to tour less = more,
Get yer tickets on line or at door,
An odd time sign or two,
A good chance of a snooze,
(Apologies to any Marillion fans, but it's all got a bit too calm and tranquil for my tastes !)
Marillion to tour less = more,
Get yer tickets on line or at door,
An odd time sign or two,
A good chance of a snooze,
Let's hope there's enough room on the floor.
"The Forget You Song" is on MySpace
"The Forget You Song" is on MySpace,
Puts a smile on each Frosties' glad face,
"The Forget You Song" is on MySpace,
Puts a smile on each Frosties' glad face,
It's eloquent chords
"The Forget You Song" is on MySpace,
Puts a smile on each Frosties' glad face,
It's eloquent chords
to sing crossing fjords
will take you on up to a high place!
i just joined so i havent read this WHOLE thread so if i say one thats already done let me know and il try and procure a more original ditty...
there once was a large christmas tree
There once was a large christmas tree
That grew next to The Cube peacefully
There once was a large christmas tree
That grew next to The Cube peacefully
With a Frost*erisk on top
There once was a large christmas tree
That grew next to The Cube peacefully
With a Frost*erisk on top
Which helped Jem write pop
There once was a large christmas tree
That grew next to The Cube peacefully
With a Frost*erisk on top
Which helped Jem write pop
'Til it got hacked down mercilessly
It seems Jem is without his Sky Plus,
It seems Jem is without his Sky Plus,
Better cover our ears, lest he cuss
It seems Jem is without his Sky Plus,
Better cover our ears, lest he cuss
You don't need a telly,
It seems Jem is without his Sky Plus,
Better cover our ears, lest he cuss
You don't need a telly,
Jem, listen to Nellie,
It seems Jem is without his Sky Plus,
Better cover our ears, lest he cuss
You don't need a telly,
Jem, listen to Nellie,
See Heroes on iPlayer, no fuss!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I'm going to see the new Star Trek,
Quote from: "The Frost*ington Witmesiters"It seems Jem is without his Sky Plus,
Better cover our ears, lest he cuss
You don't need a telly,
Jem, listen to Nellie,
See Heroes on iPlayer, no fuss!
One of the best yet! Bravo chaps!
I'm going to see the new Star Trek,
Just call me a geek, what the heck!
I'm going to see the new Star Trek,
Just call me a geek, what the heck!
I've always loved Spock
I'm going to see the new Star Trek,
Just call me a geek, what the heck!
I've always loved Spock
With that beard, he can rock!
I'm going to see the new Star Trek,
Just call me a geek, what the heck!
I've always loved Spock
With that beard, he can rock!
But should he audition for Shrek?
A FROST*Fest t-shirt would be great
A FROST*Fest t-shirt would be great
But change the Home page, there's a mate,
A FROST*Fest t-shirt would be great
But change the Home page, there's a mate,
That news has got old,
A FROST*Fest t-shirt would be great
But change the Home page, there's a mate,
That news has got old
Thanks to MySpace uploads
A FROST*Fest t-shirt would be great
But change the Home page, there's a mate,
That news has got old
Thanks to MySpace uploads
Unless you might do one more date...?
Some new DT songs have been heard
Some new DT songs have been heard,
though john's solos are getting absurd
Some new DT songs have been heard,
Though John's solos are getting absurd,
He squeals and he shreds,
Some new DT songs have been heard,
Though John's solos are getting absurd,
He squeals and he shreds,
like drilling through y'heads,
Some new DT songs have been heard,
Though John's solos are getting absurd,
He squeals and he shreds,
like drilling through y'heads,
And turning y'brains to lemon curd.
More keyboards would be my cure for that. ;) Onto the next one...
It's raining today in my town
It's raining today in my town
And the ground's so hard we may drown
It's raining today in my town
And the ground's so hard we may drown
But if I laugh like a drain
It's raining today in my town
And the ground's so hard we may drown
But if I laugh like a drain
(Which she does, I would claim)
It's raining today in my town
And the ground's so hard we may drown
But if I laugh like a drain
(Which she does, I would claim)
I could make all the water go down.
RacingHippo was known for his "wit"
RacingHippo was known for his "wit"
which has been known to produce the odd fit
RacingHippo was known for his "wit"
which has been known to produce the odd fit
Or to upset the ladies
RacingHippo was known for his "wit"
which has been known to produce the odd fit
or to upset the ladies
For which he's afraid he's
Got his fan blades all covered in something smelly.[1]
Our Catherine's a luvverly Frost*ie[2]
[1] Took a liberty there, sorry. But needs must...
[2] Someone say something nice for 'eaven's sake!!
ROFLMAO! RacingHippo, I was only pullling your leg... how could I possibly be cross with someone who buckled up the magician's buttocks so beautifully at the Peel last December!
:)
Glad I made you laugh as much as you did me :mrgreen:
As for the magician, we're having our civil partnership ceremony as soon as Jem and the boys can agree on a date to play at the reception.
Our Catherine's a luvverly Frost*ie
RacingHippo insists promptly
;)
Our Catherine's a luvverly Frost*ie
RacingHippo insists promptly,
Says Mouse with a wink,
Our Catherine's a luvverly Frost*ie
RacingHippo insists promptly,
Says Mouse with a wink,
"it's all good, I should think!"
Our Catherine's a luvverly Frost*ie
RacingHippo insists promptly,
Says Mouse with a wink,
"it's all good, I should think!"
Magician's weddings can be rather costly.
The Rosfest live tracks they are leaking
Quote from: "catherine"....someone who buckled up the magician's buttocks so beautifully at the Peel last December!
Did he indeed?
You should have seen him in action, Geetar - it was truly a joy to behold!
The Rosfest live tracks they are leaking,
Jem's bank manager's buttocks are squeaking,
The Rosfest live tracks they are leaking,
Jem's bank manager's buttocks are squeaking,
but a small bit of lube
The Rosfest live tracks they are leaking,
Jem's bank manager's buttocks are squeaking,
but a small bit of lube,
like pay-per-view on YouTube,
The Rosfest live tracks they are leaking,
Jem's bank manager's buttocks are squeaking,
but a small bit of lube,
like pay-per-view on YouTube,
makes you buckle them till he is shrieking
This thread seems to have gone quite off-colour
This thread seems to have gone quite off-colour,
Without innuendo life would be awfully duller,
This thread seems to have gone quite off-colour,
Without innuendo life would be awfully duller,
but luckily, we
This thread seems to have gone quite off-colour,
Without innuendo life would be awfully duller,
but luckily, we
with a singular 'e'
This thread seems to have gone quite off-colour,
Without innuendo life would be awfully duller,
but luckily, we
Can pun with glee,
Oooopppss, Two for the price of one anyone?
*edit: just ignore me. My browser was drunk*
The Rosfest live tracks they are leaking,
Jem's bank manager's buttocks are squeaking,
Put 'em in a straight jacket!
*we now return you to your (ab)normal program*
i hope i dont offend anyone if i vote to keep pedro's line...
This thread seems to have gone quite off-colour,
Without innuendo life would be awfully duller,
but luckily, we
with a singular 'e'
makes our maturity seem much fuller?
thats too difficullt. lol
this limerick thread has grown large,
(Edit: In reference to RacingHippo's last post)
Where've you been, Hippo? :lol:
this limerick thread has grown large,
it would just about fit on a barge
this limerick thread has grown large,
it would just about fit on a barge
It's a sign, is it not,
(Mouse et al - the perils of late night forum-browsing on my phone, when the minimal difference between grey and white on the page numbers meant I thought I was on the last page. You lot went all prolific all of a sudden!)
this limerick thread has grown large,
it would just about fit on a barge
It's a sign, is it not,
that we(e*) poets are hot
* small or large. thighs doesn't matter.
this limerick thread has grown large,
it would just about fit on a barge
It's a sign, is it not,
that we(e*) poets are hot
and we do it for no extra charge
Nellie's keen for the change of home page,
Nellie's keen for the change of home page,
says the Rosfest bit is old age
Nellie's keen for the change of home page,
says the Rosfest bit is old age
Well it is, is it not?
Nellie's keen for the change of home page,
says the Rosfest bit is old age
Well it is, is it not?
We have no time for old tot!
(Disclaimer: The ROSFest picture really is very very nice, but tot was the only word I could think of that rhymes. Apologies.)
Nellie's keen for the change of home page,
says the Rosfest bit is old age
Well it is, is it not?
We've no time for old tot!
It's an outbreak of home page age rage
Where's the next ish of Prog magazine?
Pedro, I don't know how you think of 'em. Brilliant.
Where's the next ish of Prog magazine?
Tis a thing that has not yet been seen
Where's the next ish of Prog magazine?
Tis a thing that has not yet been seen'
But soon on the shelves,
Where's the next ish of Prog magazine?
Tis a thing that has not yet been seen'
But soon on the shelves,
Full of wizards and elves,
Where's the next ish of Prog magazine?
Tis a thing that has not yet been seen'
But soon on the shelves,
Full of wizards and elves,
and hobbits who drink gasoline!
I'm sorry, I know that's just silly
I'm sorry, I know that's just silly
But these lines are made up willy nilly
Prog Mag out today btw
//http://thenears.blogspot.com/2009/05/classic-rock-presents-prog-magazine.html
I'm sorry, I know that's just silly
But these lines are made up willy nilly
Its only for fun,
I'm sorry, I know that's just silly
But these lines are made up willy nilly
Its only for fun,
And the occasional pun,
I'm sorry, I know that's just silly
But these lines are made up willy nilly
Its only for fun,
And the occasional pun,
And it keeps us warm when it gets chilly.
In fact, poetry's quite a hot topic,
In fact, poetry's quite a hot topic,
if your cultural tastes aren't myopic
In fact, poetry's quite a hot topic,
if your cultural tastes aren't myopic
Because in the end,
In fact, poetry's quite a hot topic,
if your cultural tastes aren't myopic
Because in the end,
Fine works have been penned,
In fact, poetry's quite a hot topic,
if your cultural tastes aren't myopic
Because in the end,
Fine works have been penned,
But some have been quite catastrophic!
Some poets are terribly shy,
Some poets are terribly shy,
Whereas others are spiteful and sly,
Some poets are terribly shy,
Whereas others are spiteful and sly,
if you're one of the latter,
Some poets are terribly shy,
Whereas others are spiteful and sly,
if you're one of the latter,
it truly doesn't matter,
Some poets are terribly shy,
Whereas others are spiteful and sly,
if you're one of the latter,
it truly doesn't matter,
there's always me, myself, and I.
the coyotes are howling this evening
The coyotes are howling this evening
That's cos they've heard that JJ is leavening,
The coyotes are howling this evening
That's cos they've heard that JJ is leavening,
With his weapons of prog
The coyotes are howling this evening
That's cos they've heard that JJ is leavening,
With his weapons of prog
he's really top dog
The coyotes are howling this evening
That's cos they've heard that JJ is leavening,
With his weapons of prog
he's really top dog
And not only is he a fantastic bass player he's also the most nicest bloke you could ever hope to meet and whoever takes over has some mahoosivly large boots to fill.
Well nine syllables are never going to be enough!
In Frost*land JJ's a God,
In Frost*land JJ's a God,
He's part of the Drum'n'Bass Squad,
In Frost*land JJ's a God,
He's part of the Drum'n'Bass Squad,
With suspenders and stockings
In Frost*land JJ's a God,
He's part of the Drum'n'Bass Squad,
With suspenders and stockings
He's really quite shocking
In Frost*land JJ's a God,
He's part of the Drum'n'Bass Squad,
With suspenders and stockings
He's really quite shocking
hel be missed by the whole world of prog.
on the other hand andy's returned!
On the other hand andy's returned!
For a couple of gigs, so we've learned.
On the other hand andy's returned!
For a couple of gigs, so we've learned.
with his drumtacular sticking
On the other hand andy's returned!
For a couple of gigs, so we've learned.
with his drumtacular sticking,
and all round tricking,
On the other hand andy's returned!
For a couple of gigs, so we've learned.
with his drumtacular sticking,
and all round tricking,
the approbation's well-earned
(phew, I just read all 86 pages of this thread!)
Anyway...onwards...
This rhyming is all very well
This rhyming is all very well
Except when it all goes to heck,
This rhyming is all very well
Except when it all goes to heck,
should we even care about the meter?
This rhyming is all very well
Except when it all goes to heck,
should we even care about the meter?
or the foot or the kilo
This rhyming is all very well
Except when it all goes to heck,
should we even care about the meter?
or the kilo or the foot
or change what others put
Well, if Pedders isn't going to start another one, I will...
Jem hired a new bassist called Nathan
What makes you think the last one was finished? ;)
Only kidding, carry on.... :D
Quote from: "Pedro"What makes you think the last one was finished? ;)
Only kidding, carry on.... :D
true!! haha!
Jem hired a new bassist called Nathan
who, as far as I know, isn't Carpathian,
Jem hired a new bassist called Nathan
who, as far as I know, isn't Carpathian,
From Level Four Two
Jem hired a new bassist called Nathan
who, as far as I know, isn't Carpathian,
From Level Four Two
We know what to do
Jem hired a new bassist called Nathan
who, as far as I know, isn't Carpathian,
From Level Four Two
We know what to do
Call him "NK" and go watch him play, then.
Can we aim for some easier rhymes?
Can we aim for some easier rhymes?
Or must we atone for our crimes?
Can we aim for some easier rhymes?
Or must we atone for our crimes?
A Tone as in Banks?
Can we aim for some easier rhymes?
Or must we atone for our crimes?
A Tone as in Banks?
Or muscular flanks?
Can we aim for some easier rhymes?
Or must we atone for our crimes?
A Tone as in Banks?
Or muscular flanks?
Or the sound of a bell when it chimes?
No, "atone" means you're making amends,
No, "atone" means you're making amends,
Education 'round here never ends
No, "atone" means you're making amends,
Education 'round here never ends
So back to the classroom
No, "atone" means you're making amends,
Education 'round here never ends
So back to the classroom
We can't work in a vacuum
No, "atone" means you're making amends,
Education 'round here never ends
So back to the classroom
We can't work in a vacuum
Schools in Hoovers?? The maddest of trends!
Got to be up at seven, Goodnight!
Got to be up at seven, Goodnight
Eureka! what good friends, we're so tight!
Got to be up at seven, Goodnight
Eureka! what good friends, we're so tight!
Ireka?? *takes bath :oops:
Got to be up at seven, Goodnight
Eureka! what good friends, we're so tight!
Ireka?? *takes bath :oops:
*accidentally poops (sorry, Pedro - it scanned and rhymed so beautifully)
Got to be up at seven, Goodnight
Eureka! what good friends, we're so tight!
Ireka?? *takes bath :oops:
*accidentally poops (sorry, Pedro - it scanned and rhymed so beautifully)
Wasn't me, it's my smilie that's sh*te!
Shouldn't try to write things when I'm pooped
Shouldn't try to write things when I'm pooped
For fear that they'll be misconstru(p)ed
Shouldn't try to write things when I'm pooped
For fear that they'll be misconstru(p)ed
I should proof read twice
Shouldn't try to write things when I'm pooped
For fear that they'll be misconstru(p)ed
I should proof read twice
And spell check things thrice
Shouldn't try to write things when I'm pooped
For fear that they'll be misconstru(p)ed
I should proof read twice
And spell check things thrice
Or your phrases could end up being looped!
This thread is nearing the hundreds
This thread is nearing the hundreds,
From laughter lines to the pun dreads,
This thread is nearing the hundreds,
From laughter lines to the pun dreads,
But courage, my friends!
This thread is nearing the hundreds,
From laughter lines to the pun dreads,
But courage, my friends!
for the fun never ends!
This thread is nearing the hundreds,
From laughter lines to the pun dreads,
But courage, my friends!
for the fun never ends!
Just remember to take all your meds.
It says 'ere that the fun must have started, (can we dodge the obvious rhyme here?)
It says 'ere that the fun must have started,
So cheer up, guys! Don't be downhearted!
It says 'ere that the fun must have started,
So cheer up, guys! Don't be downhearted!
Just put on Milliontown
Triggered my Mouse's comment, I had a quick count up and, by my reckoning, we are in the middle of our...
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202nd Limerick!!
Nice work people! :D :D
It says 'ere that the fun must have started,
So cheer up, guys! Don't be downhearted!
So put on Milliontown
and let your hair down
It says 'ere that the fun must have started,
So cheer up, guys! Don't be downhearted!
So put on Milliontown
and let your hair down
And dance til your blues have departed
See, Pedro - you needn't have worried,
See, Pedro - you needn't have worried,
our lim'ricks are wine-filled and curried
See, Pedro - you needn't have worried,
our lim'ricks are wine-filled and curried
With a side order of cheese
See, Pedro - you needn't have worried,
our lim'ricks are wine-filled and curried
With a side order of cheese
Washed at 40 degrees
See, Pedro - you needn't have worried,
our lim'ricks are wine-filled and curried
With a side order of cheese
Washed at 40 degrees
In five mins, to loos, we'll have hurried.
Hark! I hear a coat calling for me.
Hark! I hear a coat calling for me.
My garments are chatty, you see,
Hark! I hear a coat calling for me.
My garments are chatty, you see,
They talk all the time,
Hark! I hear a coat calling for me.
My garments are chatty, you see,
They talk all the time,
Sometimes even in rhyme,
Hark! I hear a coat calling for me.
My garments are chatty, you see,
They talk all the time,
Sometimes even in rhyme,
And sound great with a nice cup of tea.
There once was a fella from Kingston,
There once was a fella from Kingston,
Who was very good at putting prog gigs on,
There once was a fella from Kingston,
Who was very good at putting prog gigs on,
At The Peel they play,
There once was a fella from Kingston,
Who was very good at putting prog gigs on,
At The Peel they play,
The punters all say;
There once was a fella from Kingston,
Who was very good at putting prog gigs on,
At The Peel they play,
The punters all say;
For someone from Kingston, he's winsome!
At last, it's a sunny weekend,
at last, a sunny weekend,
the hottest since records were penned!
At last, a sunny weekend,
The hottest since records were penned!
Get some beers in the chiller
At last, a sunny weekend,
The hottest since records were penned!
Get some beers in the chiller
invite Phyllis Diller!
At last, a sunny weekend,
The hottest since records were penned!
Get some beers in the chiller
Invite Phyllis Diller!
Will the laughter ever end?
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So Diversity had the talent,
So Diversity had the talent,
Watching them was Tv time well spent
So Diversity had the talent,
Watching them was Tv time well spent
They beat Susan Boyle
So Diversity had the talent,
Watching them was Tv time well spent
They beat Susan Boyle
Thanks to lots of hard toil
So Diversity had the talent,
Watching them was Tv time well spent
They beat Susan Boyle
Thanks to lots of hard toil
And now they'll be wanting an agent.
But I wanted Stavros Flatley to win
But I wanted Stavros Flatley to win
He's so sexy, and ever so thin!
But I wanted Stavros Flatley to win
He's so sexy, and ever so thin!
His lightning feet
But I wanted Stavros Flatley to win
He's so sexy, and ever so thin!
His lightning feet
Moved fast to the beat
But I wanted Stavros Flatley to win
He's so sexy, and ever so thin!
His lightning feet
Moved fast to the beat
With Cyprus tattoed all over his skin :shock:
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I've just listened to Boo no.2,
I've just listened to Boo no.2,
Jem riding a horse - something new!
(Thank you to Gandalf ;) )
I've just listened to Boo no.2,
Jem riding a horse - something new!
Once the horse's on the boat
I hope I got it right this time :P
Quote from: "RacingHippo"(Thank you to Gandalf ;) )
Oh I did! :lol:
I've just listened to Boo no.2,
Jem riding a horse - something new!
Once the horse's on the boat
You make sure it's afloat
I've just listened to Boo no.2,
Jem riding a horse - something new!
Once the horse's on the boat
You make sure it's afloat
And hope it's course stays true...
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Jem and JM have a plan
Jem and JM have a plan
They're doing some gigs, when they can
Jem and JM have a plan
They're doing some gigs, when they can
They'll use laptops and wine
Jem and JM have a plan
They're doing some gigs, when they can
They'll use laptops and wine
with nary a whine
#210
Jem and JM have a plan
They're doing some gigs, when they can
They'll use laptops and wine
with nary a whine
And, no doubt, love between man and man!
In less than ten days, Frost* play Leeds
In less than ten days, Frost*'ll play Leeds
and will satisfy the musical needs
In less than ten days, Frost*'ll play Leeds
and will satisfy the musical needs
Of Northern-type Frost*ies
In less than ten days, Frost*'ll play Leeds
and will satisfy the musical needs
Of Northern-type Frost*ies
And Southern Impost*ies
In less than ten days, Frost*'ll play Leeds
and will satisfy the musical needs
Of Northern-type Frost*ies
And Southern Impost*ies
Who wear Hunter wellies and tweeds
So Jem has now started to Boo
So Jem has now started to Boo
Along with the Twitterings, too
So Jem has now started to Boo
Along with the Twitterings, too
He's just so prolific
So Jem has now started to Boo
Along with the Twitterings, too
He's just so prolific
and not soporific!
So Jem has now started to Boo
Along with the Twitterings, too
He's just so prolific
and not soporific!
but please, no more vids from the loo.
My Black Light Machine has gone missing
My Black Light Machine has gone missing
I last had it when I was fishing
My Black Light Machine has gone missing
I last had it when I was fishing
It tickles the trout
My Black Light Machine has gone missing
I last had it when I was fishing
It tickles the trout
Relieves the pain and the doubt
(Thanks to Catherine's sig for providing that one!)
My Black Light Machine has gone missing
I last had it when I was fishing
It tickles the trout
Relieves the pain and the doubt
But get it wet, and it starts hissing.
I wish I'd not lost it, though, really,
I wish I'd not lost it, though, really,
It should be on a lanyard, ideally
I wish I'd not lost it, though, really,
It should be on a lanyard, ideally
So, back to the search!
I wish I'd not lost it, though, really,
It should be on a lanyard, ideally
So, back to the search!
look out for the yrch!
I wish I'd not lost it, though, really,
It should be on a lanyard, ideally
So, back to the search!
look out for the yrch!
Ah, there it is, yours sincerely.
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Somewhere in the attic is a life,
Somewhere in the attic is a life,
Which ended when stabbed with a knife,
Somewhere in the attic is a life,
Which ended when stabbed with a knife,
what a pleasant good morning!
Somewhere in the attic is a life,
Which ended when stabbed with a knife,
what a pleasant good morning!
Quiet please - I'm still snoring
Somewhere in the attic is a life,
Which ended when stabbed with a knife,
what a pleasant good morning!
Quiet please - I'm still snoring
And could do without all of this strife.
Jem's going to look like a pirate
Jem's going to look like a pirate
With eye patch, wooden leg and parrot,
Jem's going to look like a pirate
With eye patch, wooden leg and parrot.
A laptop on stage,
Jem's going to look like a pirate
With eye patch, wooden leg and parrot.
A laptop on stage,
Covering "In the cage"
Jem's going to look like a pirate
With eye patch, wooden leg and parrot.
A laptop on stage,
Covering "In the cage"
While duelling Mitchell with a carrot!
C'mon, we all want to see that! 8-)
Rudess's iPhone bleeps and zaps
Split!
C'mon, we all want to see that!
Cap'n Jem in a piratey hat
Rudess's iPhone bleeps and zaps
Trying to contact the living, perhaps?
C'mon, we all want to see that!
Cap'n Jem in a piratey hat
Waving carrots around
Rudess's iPhone bleeps and zaps
Trying to contact the living, perhaps?
With burbles and squeaks
C'mon, we all want to see that!
Cap'n Jem in a piratey hat
Waving carrots around,
saying "look what I've found",
Rudess's iPhone bleeps and zaps
Trying to contact the living, perhaps?
With burbles and squeaks,
and one or two tweeks
C'mon, we all want to see that!
Cap'n Jem in a piratey hat
Waving carrots around,
saying "look what I've found",
what a marvelous swashbuckling chap.
Rudess's iPhone bleeps and zaps
Trying to contact the living, perhaps?
With burbles and squeaks,
and one or two tweeks
hes a master of musical apps!
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now that DT's new album has leaked,
now that DT's new album has leaked,
Their plumber's career's surely peaked,
now that DT's new album has leaked,
Their plumber's career's surely peaked,
a small bit of solder
(and nicely done, drbtu!)
now that DT's new album has leaked,
Their plumber's career's surely peaked,
a small bit of solder
might render him bolder
now that DT's new album has leaked,
Their plumber's career's surely peaked,
a small bit of solder
might render him bolder
But his mobile's off so he can't be reached
We hope that Jem liked today's Grand Prix
We hope that Jem liked today's Grand Prix
where our Jenson lapped Seabastien Buemi
We hope that Jem liked today's Grand Prix
where our Jenson lapped Seabastien Buemi
Your Jensen's that fast?
We hope that Jem liked today's Grand Prix
where our Jenson lapped Seabastien Buemi
Your Jensen's that fast?
You know it can't last!
#220
We hope that Jem liked today's Grand Prix
where our Jenson lapped Seabastien Buemi
Your Jensen's that fast?
You know it can't last!
If there's money left, push Button B.
Life's a beach and Jem is on it,
Life's a beach and Jem is on it,
I wonder if he'll make a sand pit
Life's a beach and Jem is on it,
I wonder if he'll make a sand pit
He'll be paddling gaily
Life's a beach and Jem is on it,
I wonder if he'll make a sand pit
He'll be paddling gaily
With his ukelele
Life's a beach and Jem is on it,
I wonder if he'll make a sand pit
He'll be paddling gaily
With his ukelele
Without looking like a git.
I can't start a limerick
I can't start a limerick
True :D
[Hint] you are aiming for 8 or 9 syllables as in "There was a young lady from Ealing" or "A dashing young doctor from Gwent".
How about :-
I can't seem to start one of these
I can't seem to start one of these,
Unless I eat LOTS of dried peas,
I can't seem to start one of these,
Unless I eat LOTS of dried peas,
They're crunchy and green,
I can't seem to start one of these,
Unless I eat LOTS of dried peas,
They're crunchy and green,
Make your bottom obscene,
I can't seem to start one of these,
Unless I eat LOTS of dried peas,
They're crunchy and green,
Make your bottom obscene,
And turn you on to strange cheese
Poor Gandalf will start one one day ;)
Poor Gandalf will start one one day
He'll finally work out what to say,
Poor Gandalf will start one one day
He'll finally work out what to say,
And it will be great
Poor Gandalf will start one one day,
He'll finally work out what to say,
And it will be great,
Like a head of state,
Poor Gandalf will start one one day,
He'll finally work out what to say,
And it will be great,
Like a head of state,
and we'll all cheer most loudly, hooray!
Wonderland, it's written in code,
Wonderland, it's written in code,
Based on the DNA for a toad,
Wonderland, it's written in code,
Based on the DNA for a toad,
A sprinkling of goose
Wonderland, it's written in code,
Based on the DNA for a toad,
A sprinkling of goose
A whispered to moose
It's a truly delectable ode.
I'm sick of this whole credit crunch,
I'm sick of this whole credit crunch,
For crunching I prefer biscuits to munch
I'm sick of this whole credit crunch,
For crunching I prefer biscuits to munch
Called cookies by some
I just say "Yum yum!"
I'm sick of this whole credit crunch,
For crunching I prefer biscuits to munch
Called cookies by some
I just say "Yum yum!"
Still washed down with a liquid lunch :lol:
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Jem just twigged he's on stage Friday,
Jem just twigged he's on stage Friday,
Which is normally his pea and pie day,
Jem just twigged he's on stage Friday,
Which is normally his pea and pie day,
We'll all be at t'front
(attempts to compose a line without the obvious rhyme but fails dismally - Mousie, you're wicked!)
Jem just twigged he's on stage Friday,
Which is normally his pea and pie day,
We'll all be at t'front
which will be quite a stunt
Quote from: "catherine"(attempts to compose a line without the obvious rhyme but fails dismally - Mousie, you're wicked!)
Oh dear, I've just seen it... :shock: Believe me, it was completely unintentional!
Quote from: "Mouse"Quote from: "catherine"(attempts to compose a line without the obvious rhyme but fails dismally - Mousie, you're wicked!)
Oh dear, I've just seen it... :shock: Believe me, it was completely unintentional!
Mouse, you're such a cunning linguist... 8-)
Jem just twigged he's on stage Friday,
Which is normally his pea and pie day,
We'll all be at t'front,
which will be quite a stunt, (pleased we didn't need to hunt for anymore 'unt rhymes!!)
Unless he extends his holiday.
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Limericks to reach 100 pages,
Limericks to reach 100 pages,
What!? a topic that's gone on for ages?
Limericks to reach 100 pages,
What!? a topic that's gone on for ages?
We're poetic, you see,
Limericks to reach 100 pages,
What!? a topic that's gone on for ages?
We're poetic, you see,
But between you and me
Limericks to reach 100 pages,
What!? a topic that's gone on for ages?
We're poetic, you see,
But between you and me
We should all be locked up in cages.
I can't get to Leeds OR Southampton,
I can't get to Leeds OR Southampton,
perhaps I could ask Peter Frampton
I can't get to Leeds OR Southampton,
perhaps I could ask Peter Frampton
To show me the way
I can't get to Leeds OR Southampton,
perhaps I could ask Peter Frampton
To show me the way
he loves my way (everyday)
I can't get to Leeds OR Southampton,
perhaps I could ask Peter Frampton
To show me the way
he loves my way (everyday)
Just don't end up in Trumpton!
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One day to go 'til Frost*! :mrgreen:
One day to go 'til Frost*!
hopefully no one will end up lost
(yay! 1000 posts!) 8-)
One day to go 'til Frost*!
Hopefully no one will end up lost,
With Rogerg to lead us,
One day to go 'til Frost*!
Hopefully no one will end up lost,
With Rogerg to lead us,
And biscuits to feed us,
One day to go 'til Frost*!
Hopefully no one will end up lost,
With Rogerg to lead us,
And biscuits to feed us,
And a bank loan to cover the cost.
Petrucci and Jimmy the Cheese
Petrucci and Jimmy the Cheese
Dreamt up a Theatrical wheeze
1,000 replies - bonus
Petrucci and Jimmy the Cheese
Dreamt up a Theatrical wheeze
Let's put on a show
Petrucci and Jimmy the Cheese
Dreamt up a Theatrical wheeze
Let's put on a show
And give Frost* a go
#230
Petrucci and Jimmy the Cheese
Dreamt up a Theatrical wheeze
Let's put on a show
And give Frost* a go
There's hundreds of fans to please!
There's this band on tonight, in Leeds.
There's this band on tonight, in Leeds
I wish I was there, catherine pleads
There's this band on tonight, in Leeds
I wish I was there, catherine pleads,
They're playing right now,
There's this band on tonight, in Leeds
I wish I was there, catherine pleads,
They're playing right now,
DT fans say "Wow"
There's this band on tonight, in Leeds
I wish I was there, catherine pleads,
They're playing right now,
DT fans say "Wow"
As the music and man-love proceeds
So how did it go? Tell us, please!
So how did it go? Tell us, please!
I'm dying to know, here on my trapeze,
So how did it go? Tell us, please!
I'm dying to know, here on my trapeze,
Which songs did they play?
So how did it go? Tell us, please!
I'm dying to know, here on my trapeze,
Which songs did they play
all tunes from z to a?
So how did it go? Tell us, please!
I'm dying to know, here on my trapeze,
Which songs did they play
all tunes from z to a?
Yahoo! The one with three Dees!
So how did the audience like 'em?
So how did the audience like 'em?
Any DT fans come to this forum?
So how did the audience like 'em?
Any DT fans come to this forum?
Frost*'s not as heavy
So how did the audience like 'em?
Any DT fans come to this forum?
Frost*'s not as heavy
But us Frost*ies were ready
So how did the audience like 'em?
Any DT fans come to this forum?
Frost*'s not as heavy
But us Frost*ies were ready
With our voices and much more decorum
ba-boom :-)
Ok, my turn to start.....
When Jem was a tiny wee baby
When Jem was a tiny wee baby
He devoured some onion gravy
When Jem was a tiny wee baby
He devoured some onion gravy
Which had the effect
When Jem was a tiny wee baby
He devoured some onion gravy
Which had the effect
He went on to perfect
When Jem was a tiny wee baby
He devoured some onion gravy
Which had the effect
He went on to perfect
Of turning the music all wavy.
So Jem now performs sitting down,
So Jem now performs sitting down
While he widdles his synthy sound
So Jem now performs sitting down
While he widdles his synthy sound
JM said 'what the heck?'
So Jem now performs sitting down,
While he widdles his synthy sound,
JM said 'what the heck?'
'Put a tie round ya neck'
So Jem now performs sitting down,
While he widdles his synthy sound,
JM said 'what the heck?'
'Put a tie round ya neck'
you'll be good for town and/or gown.
my banker says "Stay 'way from the Frost*ie shop"
my banker says "Stay 'way from the Frost*ie shop"
But soon the tour CD will be in stock
(The timing on this one's gone out the window, hasn't it? ;) )
Quote from: "Mouse"(The timing on this one's gone out the window, hasn't it? ;) )
yeah, sorry about that. I tried, really I did.... :P
Quote from: "rogerg"Quote from: "Mouse"(The timing on this one's gone out the window, hasn't it? ;) )
yeah, sorry about that. I tried, really I did.... :P
Don't worry, it's prog,......... it's fine, really it is! :lol:
my banker says "Stay 'way from the Frost*ie shop"
But soon the tour CD will be in stock
simmering gently
...or allow me to remix it a bit?
My bank said "don't splurge on Frost*'s sale"
But the live disc will force a thrift fail
Our timing is fried
I know but I tried
My bank said "don't splurge on Frost*'s sale"
But the live disc will force a thrift fail
Our timing is fried
I know but I tried
I spent out. Now, where's the mail?
The live albums out very soon.
The live albums out very soon
I can't wait to hear Dec playing spoons!
The live albums out very soon
I can't wait to hear Dec playing spoons!
InsideOut's funding
The live albums out very soon
I can't wait to hear Dec playing spoons!
InsideOut's funding
And we are all wond'ring
The live albums out very soon
I can't wait to hear Dec playing spoons!
InsideOut's funding
And we are all wond'ring
Will the profit make Godfery swoon.
Jem is holding a mid Summer sale,
Jem is holding a mid Summer sale,
Where the Frost*ies will spend, without fail,
Jem is holding a mid Summer sale,
Where the Frost*ies will spend, without fail,
Cheap t-shirts abound
Jem is holding a mid Summer sale,
Where the Frost*ies will spend, without fail,
Cheap t-shirts abound
For only five pounds
Jem is holding a mid Summer sale,
Where the Frost*ies will spend, without fail,
Cheap t-shirts abound
For only five pounds
And no more than £1 to cover the mail
We wait 'till the 5th of September
We wait 'till the 5th of September
It shall be a night to remember!
We wait 'till the 5th of September
It shall be a night to remember!
With two Js and an A
We wait 'till the 5th of September
It shall be a night to remember!
With two Js and an A
Great tunes they will play!
We wait 'till the 5th of September
It shall be a night to remember!
With two Js and an A
Great tunes they will play!
And they're doing some more in November!
Tinyfish's support will be splendid,
#240
We wait 'till the 5th of September
It shall be a night to remember!
With two Js and an A
Great tunes they will play!
With Tinyfish they'll play a blinder!
I'm having a cup of tea right now
I'm having a cup of tea right now
The milk is fresh from a cow,
A lopsided split!
Tinyfish's support will be splendid,
Especially if album two's production has ended
I'm having a cup of tea right now
The milk is fresh from a cow,
One sugar or two?
Tinyfish's support will be splendid,
Especially if album two's production has ended
They'll play at the Peel,
I'm having a cup of tea right now
The milk is fresh from a cow,
One sugar or two?
I do, do you?
Tinyfish's support will be splendid,
Especially if album two's production has ended
They'll play at the Peel,
It'll be a big deal,
I'm having a cup of tea right now
The milk is fresh from a cow,
One sugar or two?
I do - do you?
I did but couldn't say how!
Tinyfish's support will be splendid,
Especially if album two's production has ended
They'll play at the Peel,
It'll be a big deal,
through this two-lim'ricked impasse we've [finally!] wended!
I leave the next starter to Pedro
I leave the next starter to Pedro
Thanks but I'll let someone else go ;)
I leave the next starter to Pedro
Thanks but I'll let someone else go
shall we take this ourselves?
I leave the next starter to Pedro
Thanks but I'll let someone else go
shall we take this ourselves?
Put it back on the shelves?
I leave the next starter to Pedro
Thanks but I'll let someone else go
shall we take this ourselves?
Like real Lim'rick elves?
We have a split, but I don't have a finishing line for either. I just thought I'd declare it. :)
Ooh!
I leave the next starter to Pedro
Thanks but I'll let someone else go
shall we take this ourselves?
Put it back on the shelves?
Or sell it on to make us some dough?
8-)
Can someone finish the other one? Then we can resume normal* broadcasting...
*I know 'normal' has no meaning in this realm, but you know what I mean.
"Normal" broadcasting has now been resumed
"Normal" broadcasting has now been resumed
And so "normal" silliness may be presumed
so please define "Normal"
"Normal" broadcasting has now been resumed
And so "normal" silliness may be presumed
so please define "Normal"
As something informal
"Normal" broadcasting has now been resumed
And so "normal" silliness may be presumed
so please define "Normal"
As something informal
bah, normalcy shall be entombed!
we left off the end of Sir Pedro's
we left off the end of Sir Pedro's
Mea culpa; lost track where the thread goes
we left off the end of Sir Pedro's
Mea culpa; lost track where the thread goes
You're a cuppa, you say?
we left off the end of Sir Pedro's
Mea culpa; lost track where the thread goes
You're a cuppa, you say?
Coffee? Cocoa? Hay?
we left off the end of Sir Pedro's
Mea culpa; lost track where the thread goes
You're a cuppa, you say
what the hell; let's just play!
Moderators! There's just no DISCIPLINE in this thread any more! It's all gone to pot!
Moderators! There's just no DISCIPLINE in this thread any more! It's all gone to pot!
On topic, off topic, biscuits -- soggy and otherwise, am I confused or not?
What started as collaborative wit and structured rhyming
Moderators! There's just no DISCIPLINE in this thread any more! It's all gone to pot!
On topic, off topic, biscuits -- soggy and otherwise, am I confused or not?
What started as collaborative wit and structured rhyming
Has now collapsed into disorganised and non-rhyming mayhem
(We've also got about three unfinished ones left out there. And no, this is not an attempt to start a new one!)
We've also got about three unfinished ones left out there. And no, this is not an attempt to start a new one!
Well, that's what you thought, Mouse, but as the rhythm is now all free-form, instead let's have some fun!
(yells) OI! MODERATORS!!! HELP!
Oi! Moderators! Help!
our dear catherine did yelp
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our dear catherine did yelp
In text almost orange
(You never put orange)
Oi! Moderators! Help!
our dear catherine did yelp
In text almost orange
(You never put orange)
but, but, I wasn't supposed to start a new kelp.
there once was a young man from Frost*land
there once was a young man from Frost*land
who wanted to start his own band
there once was a young man from Frost*land
who wanted to start his own band
Although he had no ears
there once was a young man from Frost*land
who wanted to start his own band
Although he had no ears
He could drink lots of beers
we left off the end of Sir Pedro's
Mea culpa; lost track where the thread goes
You're a cuppa, you say?
Only on a Wednesday
hippo!! :shock: 8-)
Moderators! There's just no DISCIPLINE in this thread any more! It's all gone to pot!
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*cough*
there once was a young man from Frost*land
who wanted to start his own band
Although he had no ears
He could drink lots of beers
And could whittle an oboe by hand.
My Pocket Sun backfired just then
My Pocket Sun backfired just then
It makes old things happen again
My Pocket Sun backfired just then
It makes old things happen again
and new things that aren't
My Pocket Sun backfired just then
It makes old things happen again
and new things that aren't
get a progressive slant
My Pocket Sun backfired just then
It makes old things happen again
and new things that aren't
get a progressive slant
accompanied by the chimes of Big Ben.
Spent ages this lunch trying to finish the earless Frostland band man - but to no avail.
My computer's been getting to hot,
Post modified to justify my position as moderator.
core dump failed, entering cpu shutdown mode, goodbye world. **CLUNK**
My computer's been getting too hot,
But since JiB shut it down, now it's not.
My computer's been getting too hot,
But since JiB shut it down, now it's not.
Where's Frost*'s biggest fan?
My computer's been getting too hot,
But since JiB shut it down, now it's not.
Where's Frost*'s biggest fan?
Something hit it - it ran!
My computer's been getting too hot,
But since JiB shut it down, now it's not.
Where's Frost*'s biggest fan?
Something hit it - it ran!
Did you remember to save the plot?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Jem's an endorsee of Open Labs,
Jem's an endorsee of Open Labs
and a D-Beat will soon feel his jabs
Jem's an endorsee of Open Labs
and a D-Beat will soon feel his jabs
Prog R'n'B karaoke?
Jem's an endorsee of Open Labs
and a D-Beat will soon feel his jabs
Prog R'n'B karaoke?
Great for the Hokey Cokey
#250
Jem's an endorsee of Open Labs
and a D-Beat will soon feel his jabs
Prog R'n'B karaoke?
Great for the Hokey Cokey
lugging it about will be good for his Abs.
What will we buy from the sale on Ebay
What will we buy from the sale on Ebay
likely everything 'cept an old fleabag
What will we buy from the sale on Ebay
likely everything 'cept an old fleabag
does "bag" rhyme with "bay"?
What will we buy from the sale on Ebay
likely everything 'cept an old fleabag
does "bag" rhyme with "bay"?
I'd rather not say
What will we buy from the sale on Ebay
likely everything 'cept an old fleabag
does "bag" rhyme with "bay"?
I'd rather not say
but of course! with the right accenté!
looking forward to spending our dosh
looking forward to spending our dosh
on biscuits and CDs and squash,
looking forward to spending our dosh
on biscuits and CDs and squash,
there's squash in this auction?
looking forward to spending our dosh
on biscuits and CDs and squash,
there's squash in this auction?
Boo, I can't afford nothin' :(
looking forward to spending our dosh
on biscuits and CDs and squash,
there's squash in this auction?
Boo, I can't afford nothin'
There's even a Fantom Project, gosh!
~~~~~~~~
Oh to be an e-Baying bidder,
Oh to be an e-Baying bidder,
And grab some Frost* stuff for five quid, or
Oh to be an e-Baying bidder,
And grab some Frost* stuff for five quid, or
a dollar or ten
Oh to be an e-Baying bidder,
And grab some Frost* stuff for five quid, or
a dollar or ten
(We're not taking Yen)
Oh to be an e-Baying bidder,
And grab some Frost* stuff for five quid, or
a dollar or ten
(We're not taking Yen)
But I bet, for enough, you'd consider!
Seeing nice things for sale makes me greedy
Seeing nice things for sale makes me greedy
It all should sell quite easily
Seeing nice things for sale makes me greedy
It all should sell quite easily
Less than 3 days to go
Seeing nice things for sale makes me greedy
It all should sell quite easily
Less than 3 days to go
Will I win? I don't know.
Seeing nice things for sale makes me greedy
It all should sell quite easily
Less than 3 days to go
Will I win? I don't know
Cos the last bids will come in quite speedy
The backdrop would look good in my hall
"The backdrop would look good in my hall"
Albert said and gave Nellie a call
"The backdrop would look good in my hall"
Albert said and gave Nellie a call
Outbid on the USBs
"The backdrop would look good in my hall"
Albert said and gave Nellie a call
Outbid on the USBs
but not on CD's
"The backdrop would look good in my hall"
Albert said and gave Nellie a call
Outbid on the USBs
but not on CD's
You beat us who could bid sod all
....
When Jem recieved a circuit bent Furby
When Jem recieved a circuit bent Furby
He connected it to a hurdy-gurdy
When Jem received a circuit bent Furby
He connected it to a hurdy-gurdy
A "fizz" was followed by "BANG"!
When Jem received a circuit bent Furby
He connected it to a hurdy-gurdy
A "fizz" followed "BANG"!
The whole thing went "Twang!"
#256
When Jem received a circuit bent Furby
He connected it to a hurdy-gurdy
A "fizz" followed "BANG"!
The whole thing went "Twang!"
That was while he was watching the birdie.
Darwin's Radio are releasing a CD,
Darwin's Radio are releasing a CD,
I would say "about time!", but I'm greedy
Darwin's Radio are releasing a CD,
I would say "about time!", but I'm greedy
From the little I've heard
Darwin's Radio are releasing a CD,
I would say "about time!", but I'm greedy
From the little I've heard
I'd say "great" is the word
Darwin's Radio are releasing a CD,
I would say "about time!", but I'm greedy
From the little I've heard
I'd say "great" is the word
Let's hope the reviewers agree!
Poor Jem's got a bust metacarpal,
Poor Jem's got a bust metacarpal,
It's not really a case for Miss Marple,
Poor Jem's got a bust metacarpal,
It's not really a case for Miss Marple,
just the back of the hand
Poor Jem's got a bust metacarpal,
It's not really a case for Miss Marple,
Just the back of the hand
Is the bit that got panned
Poor Jem's got a bust metacarpal,
It's not really a case for Miss Marple,
Just the back of the hand
Is the bit that got panned
And he can't even play us a sample.
We're awaiting November the seventh,
Poor Jem's got a bust metacarpal,
It's not really a case for Miss Marple,
Just the back of the hand
Is the bit that got panned
We all hope that you much better are, pal
Now Jem's out from inside InsideOut,
Now Jem's out from inside InsideOut,
To Bath to become a Roustabout? Just like Elvis in '64 ;oD
Now Jem's out from inside InsideOut,
To Bath to become a Roustabout? Just like Elvis in '64 ;oD
waiting for 11-7
Now Jem's out from inside InsideOut,
To Bath to become a Roustabout? Just like Elvis in '64 ;oD
waiting for 11-7
the Peel will sure feel like Heaven
Now Jem's out from inside InsideOut,
To Bath to become a Roustabout?
waiting for 11-7
the Peel will sure feel like Heaven
As they play Hokey-Cokey: In! Out!
Nellie's back on The Internetz at last
I'm sulking because Pedro ignored the new limerick I'd started higher up the page and started a new one of his own.
Quote from: "catherine"I'm sulking because Pedro ignored the new limerick I'd started higher up the page and started a new one of his own.
I saw that, and I tried to incorporate it.
I saw that, Rog. :D But Pedro is a moderator and should know better! :roll:
Quote from: "catherine"I'm sulking because Pedro ignored the new limerick I'd started higher up the page and started a new one of his own.
Ok then We'll go with a double header then and since Pedro's was finished we'll go with RH's so.....
We're awaiting November the seventh,
Nellie's back on The Internetz at last
For the record, I didn't "ignore" yours Catherine, I simply didn't see it. 8-)
I hit "quote" on the one before and then took sometihng like 10 minutes either doing something else or mucking about rewording my line by which time your response had passed me by. Sadly, it seems the forum is not very reliable at alerting when someone else has posted while you weren't looking.
All I can do is apologise and say that it will (probably) happen again. :)
Nellie's back on The Internetz at last
Just the same as it was, only fast
Nellie's back on The Internetz at last
Just the same as it was, only fast
There's no stopping her now
Nellie's back on The Internetz at last
Just the same as it was, only fast
There's no stopping her now
She'll soon be asking "how?"
Nellie's back on The Internetz at last
Just the same as it was, only fast
There's no stopping her now
She'll soon be asking "how?"
She survived without it in the past
It's time for Jem to pack up the Cube
There once was a singer called Dec
Who liked gadgets and all things hi-tec
He sang all the high notes,
And gave radiant quotes,
And was never a pain in the neck.
(Can't believe it's a year since this thread was last posted to!)
Hurrah! Now the forum is back!
Hurrah! Now the forum is back
Absence gave me a heart attack
Hurrah! Now the forum is back
Absence gave me a heart attack
Some of us twittered
Hurrah! Now the forum is back
Absence gave me a heart attack
Some of us twittered
But none were embittered
Hurrah! Now the forum is back
Absence gave me a heart attack
Some of us twittered
But none were embittered
Lets get back to enjoying the craic.
And so let the line be divided
well, L33VEY did leave us a post on Nov 15...
but carry on.
It's time for Jem to unpack the Cube
To fire up ProTools and dust off YouTube
So let the line be divided
It's time for Jem to unpack the Cube
To fire up ProTools and dust off YouTube
So let the line be divided
And biscuits provided
(I see what you dun there, Gonz. Clever bugger.)
yes, well done, gonzo!!
It's time for Jem to unpack the Cube
To fire up ProTools and dust off YouTube
So let the line be divided
And biscuits provided
because we know he's no Rube!
(boy oh boy, are there some tempting ube words out there...)
The Frost* forum was gone for a week
The Frost* forum was gone for a week
And it looked like its future was bleak
The Frost* forum was gone for a week
And it looked like its future was bleak
'Twas a problem with hosting
The Frost* forum was gone for a week
And it looked like its future was bleak
'Twas a problem with hosting
And the hoster got a roasting
The Frost* forum was gone for a week
And it looked like its future was bleak
'Twas a problem with hosting
And the hoster got a roasting
For its quite dreadful hosting technique
(someone else jump in and start one, I'm devoid of inspiration at present)
Quote from: "catherine"(someone else jump in and start one, I'm devoid of inspiration at present)
ok, how about this:
I'm devoid of inspiration at present
8-)
I'm devoid of inspiration at present
Creatively rich as a peasant
I'm devoid of inspiration at present
Creatively rich as a peasant
but the biscuits I eat
I'm devoid of inspiration at present
Creatively rich as a peasant
but the biscuits I eat
Give me big blubbery feet
#264
I'm devoid of inspiration at present
Creatively rich as a peasant
but the biscuits I eat
Give me big blubbery feet
and if that's not inspired, I don't know what ain't!
it's fun to write lim'ricks again,
It's fun to write lim'ricks again,
The forum being down was a pain,
it's fun to write lim'ricks again,
It gives respite from sorrow and pain,
It's fun to write lim'ricks again,
The forum being down was a pain,
it's fun to write lim'ricks again,
It gives respite from sorrow and pain,
it's fun to write lim'ricks again,
feel the flow of the ink from the pen,
WARNING TRIFURCATION ALERT :o
It's fun to write lim'ricks again,
The forum being down was a pain,
But now it's come back
it's fun to write lim'ricks again,
It gives respite from sorrow and pain,
Which is somewhat like beer
it's fun to write lim'ricks again,
feel the flow of the ink from the pen,
But when three post at once
WARNING TRIFURCATION ALERT
By the way - anyone here seen Bert?
It's fun to write lim'ricks again,
The forum being down was a pain,
But now it's come back
We can rejoin the track
it's fun to write lim'ricks again,
It gives respite from sorrow and pain,
Which is somewhat like beer
Brownish, fizzy, quite clear,
it's fun to write lim'ricks again,
feel the flow of the ink from the pen,
But when three post at once
with supreme arrogance
WARNING TRIFURCATION ALERT
By the way - anyone here seen Bert?
He was heading three ways
It's fun to write lim'ricks again,
The forum being down was a pain,
But now it's come back
We can rejoin the track
then veer off like a badly made train
it's fun to write lim'ricks again,
It gives respite from sorrow and pain,
Which is somewhat like beer
Brownish, fizzy, quite clear,
and to try to give up is insane
it's fun to write lim'ricks again,
feel the flow of the ink from the pen,
But when three post at once
with supreme arrogance
I say next time we ought to do ten!
WARNING TRIFURCATION ALERT (and the new limerick! ;) )
By the way - anyone here seen Bert?
He was heading three ways - does that hurt?
/bow Pedro
By the way - anyone here seen Bert?
He was heading three ways - does that hurt?
I've seen him a'Twitter
By the way - anyone here seen Bert?
He was heading three ways - does that hurt?
I've seen him a'Twitter
Praise Dog, he's not bitter,
#268
By the way - anyone here seen Bert?
He was heading three ways - does that hurt?
I've seen him a'Twitter
Praise Dog, he's not bitter,
No - that's what he drinks. Makes him burp.
It Bites are on tour in Japan!
It Bites are on tour in Japan!
we long for a Tour American!
It Bites are on tour in Japan!
we long for a Tour American!
But the buggers won't come,
It Bites are on tour in Japan!
we long for a Tour American!
But the buggers won't come,
And share all the fun
It Bites are on tour in Japan!
we long for a Tour American!
But the buggers won't come,
And share all the fun,
Or come visit ol' uncle sam!
BT's rippin' ol' Jem right off!
BT's rippin' ol' Jem right off!
The huge size of their bills makes him cough,
BT's rippin' ol' Jem right off!
The huge size of their bills makes him cough,
a bit of mis-reading,
or (take your pick)
BT's rippin' ol' Jem right off!
The huge size of their bills makes him cough,
a vow'l substitution,
BT's rippin' ol' Jem right off!
The huge size of their bills makes him cough,
a bit of mis-reading,
you can see where this is leading
#270
BT's rippin' ol' Jem right off!
The huge size of their bills makes him cough,
a bit of mis-reading,
you can see where this is leading
So tell 'em, Jem: "Oi! Bigger off!"
So finally, The Line's been Divided,
So finally, The Line's been Divided,[/quote]
planets and stars have collided,
So finally, The Line's been Divided,
planets and stars have collided,
the show is all over,
(the radio show, that is)
BT's rippin' ol' Jem right off!
The huge size of their bills makes him cough,
a vow'l substitution,
With subtle execution
So finally, The Line's been Divided,
planets and stars have collided,
the show is all over,
its time for Pavlova,
am i allowed to do another line? :?
Yes.
You're just not supposed to do consecutive lines in the same limerick.
#271
So finally, The Line's been Divided,
planets and stars have collided,
the show is all over,
its time for Pavlova,
and more limerics have yet to be decided!
I might aswell start the next one then...Hmmm...
The new cube is now under construction,
The new cube is now under construction
Albeit with frequent int'rruption
The new cube is under construction
Albeit with frequent int'rruption,
from goblins and witches
The new cube is under construction
Albeit with frequent int'rruption,
from goblins and witches
Plus ProgDog, in britches,
#272
The new cube is under construction
Albeit with frequent int'rruption,
from goblins and witches
Plus ProgDog, in britches,
Could lead to plans of corruption.
"I say!" cried Jem from the rafters
"I say!" cried Jem from the rafters
"What-ho!", he said to the plaster'ers
"I say!" cried Jem from the rafters,
"What-ho!", he said to the plaster'ers,
The plaster'ers said "Hi!"
"I say!" cried Jem from the rafters,
"What-ho!" he said to the plaster'ers
The plaster'ers said "Hi!"
John Mitchell flew by,
"I say!" cried Jem from the rafters,
"What-ho!" he said to the plaster'ers
The plaster'ers said "Hi!"
John Mitchell flew by,
Accompanied by six chess Grandmasters.
Madfiddler has wielded his bow,
Madfiddler has wielded his bow,
With splendid technique dont you know,
Madfiddler has wielded his bow,
With splendid technique dont you know,
With plenty of rosin
Madfiddler has wielded his bow,
With splendid technique dont you know,
With plenty of rosin
His sound was a-buzzin'
Madfiddler has wielded his bow,
With splendid technique dont you know,
With plenty of rosin
His sound was a-buzzin'
And he's agreed that he'll join the live show!
right then...
ELP is next on the list,
ELP is next on the list,
with a Fanfare, undoubtedly twist'
ELP is next on the list,
with a Fanfare, undoubtedly twist'
For the Frost*ies who're common
ELP is next on the list,
with a Fanfare, undoubtedly twist'
For the Frost*ies who're common
There'll be much om nom nom
#275
ELP is next on the list,
with a Fanfare, undoubtedly twist'
For the Frost*ies who're common
There'll be much om nom nom
Plus drinking - they'll all end up pissed.
Many Frost*ies have started on Twitter
Many Frost*ies have started on twitter,
Whilst progressing to vodka and bitter,
Many Frost*ies have started on twitter,
Whilst progressing to vodka and bitter,
The tweets and the drink,
Many Frost*ies have started on twitter,
Whilst progressing to vodka and bitter,
The tweets and the drink,
Take them close to the brink,
Many Frost*ies have started on twitter,
Whilst progressing to vodka and bitter,
The tweets and the drink,
Take them close to the brink,
When they pass it, you know, 'cos they titter.
Lawn Snooker's a challenging game,
Lawn Snooker's a challenging game,
And the rules are nearly the same
Lawn Snooker's a challenging game,
And the rules are nearly the same
with balls and pockets
Lawn Snooker's a challenging game,
And the rules are nearly the same
with balls and pockets
And spanners and sockets
Lawn Snooker's a challenging game,
And the rules are nearly the same
with balls and pockets
And spanners and sockets
Its obscurity's got Wiki to blame.
TDL's fiddling mad
TDL's fiddling mad
And his violin playing's not bad
TDL's fiddling mad
And his violin playing's not bad
The vibes from his bow
TDL's fiddling mad
And his violin playing's not bad
The vibes from his bow
Cause volcanoes to blow
TDL's fiddling mad
And his violin playing's not bad
The vibes from his bow
Cause volcanoes to blow
And make frequent flyers quite sad
I'm about to indulge in a hobnob
I'm about to indulge in a hobnob
Lots of biscuity oats in my prog-gob
I'm about to indulge in a hobnob
Lots of biscuity oats in my prog-gob
Thence to my prog-tummy
I'm about to indulge in a hobnob
Lots of biscuity oats in my prog-gob
Thence to my prog tummy
Its progtastically yummy
I'm about to indulge in a hobnob
Lots of biscuity oats in my prog-gob
Thence to my prog tummy
Its progtastically yummy
With its final denouement, a big job
(sorry :oops: )
The Friday of hope is soon dawning
The Friday of hope is soon dawning
Will all our support now be spawning
The Friday of hope is soon dawning
Will all our support now be spawning
A caviar truss?
The Friday of hope is soon dawning
Will all our support now be spawning
A caviar truss?
Please, let's not make a fuss,
The Friday of hope is soon dawning
Will all our support now be spawning
A caviar truss?
Please, let's not make a fuss,
We can certainly wait until morning.
It's late but I'm still here at work,
It's late but I'm still here at work,
You work in this form? Some perk!
It's late but I'm still here at work,
You work in this form? Some perk!
Peds, I think you meant "forum...
It's late but I'm still here at work,
You work in this form? Some perk!
Peds, I think you meant "forum...
And 2 of us is a quorum
It's late but I'm still here at work,
You work in this form? Some perk!
Peds, I think you meant "forum...
And 2 of us is a quorum
and none of us could ever be called jerk!
our Jem's been seen in a taxi
our Jem's been seen in a taxi
and my spellig's been kicked in the jacksy :)
our Jem's been seen in a taxi
and my spellig's been kicked in the jacksy
But Friday is here
our Jem's been seen in a taxi
and my spellig's been kicked in the jacksy
But Friday is here
so drink lots of beer
our Jem's been seen in a taxi
and my spellig's been kicked in the jacksy
But Friday is here
so drink lots of beer
While anticipation rises to the max-i
It's Friday now! Where's the announcement?
It's Friday now! Where's the announcement?
That's made things quite hard, that pronouncement,
It's Friday now! Where's the announcement?
Did you see where that 3 legged mouse went?
It's Friday now! Where's the announcement?
That's made things quite hard, that pronouncement,
Now Catherine's wriggling
It's Friday now! Where's the announcement?
Did you see where that 3 legged mouse went?
Mouse has a third leg?
It's Friday now! Where's the announcement?
That's made things quite hard, that pronouncement,
Now Catherine's wriggling,
The rest of us giggling,
It's Friday now! Where's the announcement?
Did you see where that 3 legged mouse went?
Mouse has a third leg?
The fourth one's a peg,
Quote from: "gav"TDL's fiddling mad
And his violin playing's not bad
The vibes from his bow
Cause volcanoes to blow
And make frequent flyers quite sad
I'm about to indulge in a hobnob
HAHA - thanks guys :lol:
Quote from: "gav"Madfiddler has wielded his bow,
With splendid technique dont you know,
With plenty of rosin
His sound was a-buzzin'
And he's agreed that he'll join the live show!
right then...
ELP is next on the list,
Ha - even more. Aren't search engines great when you're drunk ;) Yep... I'm up for it. Just waiting for a tweet from Jem now... HINT HINT, ffs! ;)
ELP is next on the list,
Sadly Emmo is quite...angry
:roll:
Its Friday now where's the announcement?
Thats made things quite hard,that pronouncement,
Now Catherine's wriggling,
The rest of us giggling,
Did you see where that 3 legged mouse went?
Its Friday now where's the announcement?
Did you see where that 3 legged mouse went?
Mouse has a third leg?
The fourth one's a peg,
The fifth one Jake left in the basement
ELP is next on the list
A band surely not to be missed,
ELP is next on the list
A band surely not to be missed,
His Hammond's had a beating,
ELP is next on the list
A band surely not to be missed,
His Hammond's had a beating,
it sounds like sheep bleating,
ELP is next on the list
A band surely not to be missed,
His Hammond's had a beating,
it sounds like sheep bleating,
As the knife gets its final twist.
Dec's album is sure to be great
Dec's album is sure to be great
and bound to be well worth it's weight
Dec's album is sure to be great
and bound to be well worth it's weight
the guy can sing high
Dec's album is sure to be great
and bound to be well worth it's weight
the guy can sing high
thanks to spikes in his thigh
Dec's album is sure to be great
and bound to be well worth it's weight
the guy can sing high
thanks to spikes in his thigh
and I'm sure you had somewhere that you were going with this Pedro, but I have no idea where it is, but I want to point out that this is Reply No. 1234, and not 1238!
8-)
feel free to finish the last one
feel free to fin-ish the last one
but that's something you've already done
feel free to fin-ish the last one
but that's something you've already done
I know, but I thought
feel free to fin-ish the last one
but that's something you've already done
I know, but I thought
you thought wot? wot?!
Feel free to fin-ish the last one
but that's something you've already done
I know, but I thought
you thought wot? wot?!
(I don't think he remembers, ol'd chum!)
TPE's nearly ready to ship!
TPE's nearly ready to ship!
though gav's may be given the slip
;)
TPE's nearly ready to ship!
though gav's may be given the slip
I really don't care
;) ;) ;)
TPE's nearly ready to ship!
though gav's may be given the slip
I really don't care
That Jem's got no hair
TPE's nearly ready to ship!
though gav's may be given the slip
I really don't care
That Jem's got no hair
It'll be an incredible trip!
I'm completely devoid of insp'ration
I'm completely devoid of insp'ration
My mind is a pond of stagnation
Quote from: "rogerg"TPE's nearly ready to ship!
though gav's may be given the slip
;)
:cry:
Are we not allowed to be excited about anything these days? :cry: :cry:
Quote from: "gav"Quote from: "rogerg"TPE's nearly ready to ship!
though gav's may be given the slip
;)
:cry:
Are we not allowed to be excited about anything these days? :cry: :cry:
I used a ;) !! just having a bit o'fun!
where's that hug emoticon?
8-)
Quote from: "rogerg"where's that hug emoticon?
8-)
Forgiven!
:D
Quote from: "gav"Quote from: "rogerg"where's that hug emoticon?
8-)
Forgiven!
:D
I'm completely devoid of insp'ration
My mind is a pond of stagnation
but gav's a good bloke
I'm completely devoid of insp'ration
My mind is a pond of stagnation
but gav's a good bloke
when he's wearing his cloak
#289
I'm completely devoid of insp'ration
My mind is a pond of stagnation
But gav's a good bloke
When he's wearing his cloak
Cov'ring up his profound indignation.
We have a new stickman in Craig,
We have a new stickman in Craig,
Whose playing is cert'nly not vague
We have a new stickman in Craig,
Whose playing is cert'nly not vague
with a left right left left
We have a new stickman in Craig,
Whose playing is cert'nly not vague
with a left right left left
he'll leave us all bereft
We have a new stickman in Craig,
Whose playing is cert'nly not vague
With a left right left left
He'll leave us all bereft
If he falls to Frost* Drummers' Plague.
Jem's sent in his Fanfare tribute,
Jem's sent in his Fanfare tribute,
It may trigger a hobbit dispute,
Jem's sent in his Fanfare tribute,
It may trigger a hobbit dispute,
but for all common men
Jem's sent in his Fanfare tribute,
It may trigger a hobbit dispute,
but for all common men
it'll be hobnobs again,
Jem's sent in his Fanfare tribute,
It may trigger a hobbit dispute,
but for all common men
it'll be hobnobs again,
and electric bassoons - toot toot!
The meeting I'm in is quite dull,
The meeting I'm in is quite dull,
And frankly, I'm bored out of my skull,
The meeting I'm in is quite dull,
And frankly, I'm bored out of my skull,
but the thought of a baby
The meeting I'm in is quite dull,
And frankly, I'm bored out of my skull,
but the thought of a baby
Well, darling? Maybe!
The meeting I'm in is quite dull,
And frankly, I'm bored out of my skull,
but the thought of a baby
Well, darling? Maybe!
Let's make one while listening to Tull.
I'm off to Paris this evening,
I'm off to Paris this evening,
Is that business, pleasure or wild fling?
I'm off to Paris this evening,
Is that business, pleasure or wild fling?
Parlez-vous français?
I'm off to Paris this evening,
Is that business, pleasure or wild fling?
Parlez-vous français?
Qui? Moi? Jamais!
I'm off to Paris this evening,
Is that business, pleasure or wild fling?
Parlez-vous français?
Qui? Moi? Jamais!
To learn French, apparently, darling.
I'm here now, but too late for dinner,
I'm here now, but too late for dinner
What you missed was surely a winner
I'm here now, but too late for dinner
What you missed was surely a winner
some baby-back ribs?
I'm here now, but too late for dinner
What you missed was surely a winner
some baby-back ribs?
Complete with the bibs
I'm here now, but too late for dinner
What you missed was surely a winner
some baby-back ribs?
Complete with the bibs
On the bright side at least you'll be thinner
Nellie Goggins has bagged-up the shirts,
Nellie Goggins has bagged-up the shirts,
And now her poor back really hurts,
Nellie Goggins has bagged-up the shirts,
And now her poor back really hurts,
She'll need a wheel barrow,
Nellie Goggins has bagged-up the shirts,
And now her poor back really hurts,
She'll need a wheel barrow,
Or perhaps a large marrow
Nellie Goggins has bagged-up the shirts,
And now her poor back really hurts,
She'll need a wheel barrow,
Or perhaps a large marrow
For jamming and Halva desserts?
Nellie risks slipping discs shipping discs,
Nellie risks slipping discs shipping discs,
Toungue twisters like that bring greater risk!
Nellie risks slipping discs shipping discs,
Toungue twisters like that bring greater risk!
But our Nellie's so able,
Nellie risks slipping discs shipping discs,
Toungue twisters like that bring greater risk!
But our Nellie's so able,
With temperament so stable,
Nellie risks slipping discs shipping discs,
Toungue twisters like that bring greater risk!
But our Nellie's so able,
With temperament so stable,
She can ship 'em, while whisking her bisque.
We await, with the greatest of pleasure
We await, with the greatest of pleasure
our Frost*ie, TPE treasure!
(and well done on that last one, all!) 8-)
We await, with the greatest of pleasure
our Frost*ie, TPE treasure!
When Catherine gets wriggling
We await, with the greatest of pleasure
our Frost*ie, TPE treasure!
When Catherine gets wriggling
TA will start giggling
We await, with the greatest of pleasure,
our Frost*ie, TPE treasure!
When Catherine gets wriggling,
TA will start giggling,
As he finally gets view of her measure.
The printers have prolonged our wait,
The printers have prolonged our wait,
We hope this time that they'll concentrate,
The printers have prolonged our wait,
We hope this time that they'll concentrate,
And not take any risks
( ...and I would like to point out that I have no intention of giving TA ANY views of my measure, no matter how much he asks...)
The printers have prolonged our wait,
We hope this time that they'll concentrate,
And not take any risks
or fumble the disks
(with a lady of your calibre we'd expect nothing less)
#298
The printers have prolonged our wait,
We hope this time that they'll concentrate,
And not take any risks
or fumble the disks
Else face the wrath of Godfrey irate
Our Cath'rine's a lady of virtue,
Our Cath'rine's a lady of virtue,
though, perhaps, she'll pick up a pool cue?
Our Cath'rine's a lady of virtue,
though, perhaps, she'll pick up a pool cue?
Queueing's what Brits do best,
Our Cath'rine's a lady of virtue,
though, perhaps, she'll pick up a pool cue?
Queueing's what Brits do best,
In stockings and vest,
Our Cath'rine's a lady of virtue,
though, perhaps, she'll pick up a pool cue?
Queueing's what Brits do best,
In stockings and vest,
Just as long as those garments aren't see-thru
TA's an excitable fella,
TA's an excitable fella,
It's Catherine's fault, you can tell her,
TA's an excitable fella,
It's Catherine's fault, you can tell her,
I think you just did,
TA's an excitable fella,
It's Catherine's fault, you can tell her,
I think you just did,
and din't cost a quid!
TA's an excitable fella,
It's Catherine's fault, you can tell her,
I think you just did,
and din't cost a quid!
And such stirring stuff should impel 'er
Allow me a small solo burst
Which might sound a trifle rehearsed
but I thought It best said
that in our lim'rick thread
this one's our three hundred and first!
The new baby G's still not here
TA's an excitable fella,
It's Catherine's fault, you can tell her,
I think you just did,
and din't cost a quid!
That Sure is a Spiffy Umbrella.
The new baby G's still not here
I Guess Jems Got Time for more beer
The new baby G's still not here
I Guess Jems Got Time for more beer
With the World Cup just starting,
Quote from: "L33VEY"The new baby G's still not here
I Guess Jems Got Time for more beer
With the World Cup just starting,
The new baby G's still not here
I Guess Jems Got Time for more beer
With the World Cup just starting,
And The Baby Departing,
Quote from: "Jim Takacs"The new baby G's still not here
I Guess Jems Got Time for more beer
With the World Cup just starting,
And The Baby Departing,
The new baby G's still not here
I Guess Jems Got Time for more beer
With the World Cup just starting,
And The Baby Departing,
Jem can do nothing but cheer
One time I was listening to Frost*
One time I was listening to Frost*
And knew I was no longer lost
One time I was listening to Frost*
And knew I was no longer lost
For that Black Light Machine
One time I was listening to Frost*
And knew I was no longer lost
For that Black Light Machine
Took me places unseen
One time I was listening to Frost*
And knew I was no longer lost
For that Black Light Machine
Took me places unseen
And now I'm left, counting the cost.
Nellie Goggins will be busy on Thursday,
Nellie Goggins will be busy on Thursday,
With much dedication she'll display,
Nellie Goggins will be busy on Thursday,
With much dedication she'll display
Her talents to all
Nellie Goggins will be busy on Thursday,
With much dedication she'll display
Her talents to all
We'll be in her thrall
Nellie Goggins will be busy on Thursday,
With much dedication she'll display
Her talents to all
We'll be in her thrall
And see dust as she scarpers away! ;)
I wonder who'll get their disc first
I wonder who'll get their disc first
I'm guessing my bubble's already burst!
I wonder who'll get their disc first?
I'm guessing my bubble's already burst!
I'll happily wait,
I wonder who'll get their disc first?
I'm guessing my bubble's already burst!
I'll happily wait,
Don't care if it's late,
I wonder who'll get their disc first?
I'm guessing my bubble's already burst!
I'll happily wait,
Don't care if it's late,
Let's hope that the discs aren't desrever
The World Cup has nearly begun
The World Cup has nearly begun
South Africa shouldn't be short of sun
The World Cup has nearly begun
South Africa shouldn't be short of sun
But football's so boring
The World Cup has nearly begun
South Africa shouldn't be short of sun
But football's so boring
Unless TechnoBott's scoring?
The World Cup has nearly begun
South Africa shouldn't be short of sun
But football's so boring
Unless TechnoBott's scoring?
And robots the final have won.
Jem's household has yet again grown,
Jem's household has yet again grown,
the cause of it isn't yet known
Jem's household has yet again grown,
the cause of it isn't yet known
This time it's a girl
Jem's household has yet again grown,
the cause of it isn't yet known
This time it's a girl
let the pink flags unfurl
Jem's household has yet again grown,
the cause of it isn't yet known
This time it's a girl
let the pink flags unfurl
Say bye-bye to the stork that has flown.
We're off to look at some kittens,
We're off to look at some kittens,
We'll be wearing our warm woolen mittens
We're off to look at some kittens,
We'll be wearing our warm woolen mittens
Are these kitties Atomic?
We're off to look at some kittens,
We'll be wearing our warm woolen mittens
Are these kitties Atomic?
Or merely bionic?
We're off to look at some kittens,
We'll be wearing our warm woolen mittens
Are these kitties Atomic?
Or merely bionic?
And will there be hell to pay if you're bitten?
Today, on this Sunday afternoon
We're off to look at some kittens,
We'll be wearing our warm woolen mittens
Are these kitties Atomic?
Or merely bionic?
No, Bengals, which grow to be big 'uns.
The grass in my garden needs cutting,
Today, on this Sunday afternoon
Young Mouse set out to craft a tune
Uh-oh. A staggered bifurcation. I'll excercise caution here else we'll end up in knipp.
The grass in my garden needs cutting,
It's so long that there's stags in it, rutting.
BTW TA: Bengals are GORGEOUS cats. Did you get one?
Today, on this Sunday afternoon
Young Mouse set out to craft a tune
He fiddled with flutes
The grass in my garden needs cutting,
It's so long that there's stags in it, rutting.
The ruts are so deep,
Today, on this Sunday afternoon
Young Mouse set out to craft a tune
He fiddled with flutes
Spoons, bassoons, and lutes,
The grass in my garden needs cutting,
It's so long that there's stags in it, rutting.
The ruts are so deep,
They'd scare broad-minded sheep
Today, on this Sunday afternoon
Young Mouse set out to craft a tune
He fiddled with flutes
Spoons, bassoons, and lutes,
and we're hoping part 2 will be soon
(defered to next completor)
The grass in my garden needs cutting,
It's so long that there's stags in it, rutting.
The ruts are so deep,
They'd scare broad-minded sheep
With their philosophical humming and tutting.
Today, on this Sunday afternoon
Young Mouse set out to craft a tune
He fiddled with flutes
Spoons, bassoons, and lutes,
and we're hoping part 2 will be soon.
For a moment, we had double trouble,
[RH: After lots of emails, driving around Holland, and some high tension as we waited with bated breath to see if our offer of a friendly family home would trump that of a breeder in a foreign land ... we have two! (or at least will do when they're 13 weeks old at the end of August). Two boys, left and right in the picture below: their sister in the middle is staying at the cattery. Very cool ... :D Now all we have to do is find some appropriate names ... ]
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For a moment, we had double trouble,
It's OK - you'll have kittens to cuddle
I am jealous. I've always loved Bengals.
For a moment, we had double trouble,
It's OK - you'll have kittens to cuddle
They're fluffy and light
For a moment, we had double trouble,
It's OK - you'll have kittens to cuddle
They're fluffy and light
Won't ruin appetite?
For a moment, we had double trouble,
It's OK - you'll have kittens to cuddle
They're fluffy and light
Won't ruin appetite?
But they grow quick and soon will have stubble.
Is Nellie still buried alive?
Is Nellie still buried alive?
Still here, I will always survive!
Is Nellie still buried alive?
Still here, I will always survive!
Were you petrified first?
Is Nellie still buried alive?
Still here, I will always survive!
Come wind ,rain or shine,
Uh-oh, splittage...
Quote from: "Pedro"Uh-oh, splittage...
Great minds...........
I progress yours if you'll progress mine! :)
Quote from: "Pedro"I progress yours if you'll progress mine! :)
yes, please do, boys.
Is Nellie still buried alive?
Still here, I will always survive!
Come wind ,rain or shine,
Even leaves on the line
Is Nellie still buried alive?
Still here, I will always survive!
Were you petrified first?
Even though you're well versed,
(pulling the two together)
Is Nellie still buried alive?
Still here, I will always survive!
Come wind ,rain or shine,
Even leaves on the line
Is Nellie still buried alive?
Still here, I will always survive!
Were you petrified first?
Even though you're well versed,
Is Nellie still buried alive?
Still here, I will always survive!
Come wind ,rain or shine,
Even leaves on the line
Her energy continues to thrive
Is Nellie still buried alive?
Still here, I will always survive!
Were you petrified first?
Even though you're well versed,
Your energy continues to thrive
Nellie must be nearing the end
Nellie must be nearing the end
of her tether, driven round the bend,
Nellie must be nearing the end
of her tether, driven round the bend,
By those t-shirts and parcels
Nellie must be nearing the end
of her tether, driven round the bend,
By those t-shirts and parcels
such focus she marshals,
Nellie must be nearing the end
of her tether,driven round the bend,
By those t-shirts and parcels
such focus she marshals,
Now her headache will be on the mend!
Now, the queen of the merch is our Nellie,
Now, the queen of the merch is our Nellie,
one doesn't even need watch the telly
Now, the queen of the merch is our Nellie,
one doesn't even need watch the telly
Our every need
Now, the queen of the merch is our Nellie,
one doesn't even need watch the telly
Our every need
Met with speed
Now, the queen of the merch is our Nellie,
one doesn't even need watch the telly
Our every need
Met with speed
And great t-shirts to cover one's belly.
Psst! She's noticed we're writing about her (//http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000414145448)
She's noticed we're writing about her
passing notes round from under the counter
She's noticed we're writing about her
passing notes round from under the counter
Hope we're not caught
She's noticed we're writing about her
passing notes round from under the counter
Hope we're not caught
Or else we'll be taught
She's noticed we're writing about her
passing notes round from under the counter
Hope we're not caught
Or else we'll be taught
The value of a brief encounter
Young Mouse is a versatile rodent,
Young Mouse is a versatile rodent,
With the brewing of potions quite potent,
Young Mouse is a versatile rodent,
With the brewing of potions quite potent,
nay, drinking of potions!
Young Mouse is a versatile rodent,
With the brewing of potions quite potent,
nay, drinking of potions!
Is what gives him notions,
Young Mouse is a versatile rodent,
With the brewing of potions quite potent,
nay, drinking of potions!
Is what gives him notions,
That his I has exceeded its Q(uotient).
To Frisco we fly in the morning,
To Frisco we fly in the morning,
To escape a "don't follow self" warning? ;)
To Frisco we fly in the morning,
To escape a "don't follow self" warning? ;)
I know I was bad,
[... but it makes me nervous when the immortal limericks thread falls off the front page of active topics, so I indulged myself before going semi-offline for a few weeks: mea culpa ;) ]
To Frisco we fly in the morning,
To escape a "don't follow self" warning? ;)
I know I was bad,
Trapezium Artist, you cad!
#320
To Frisco we fly in the morning,
To escape a "don't follow self" warning? ;)
I know I was bad,
Trapezium Artist, you cad!
Now we'll all be self-following in the morning :P
er, Mouse, you owe us a start line? ;)
er, Mouse, you owe us a start line?
It's ok because yours will do fine
er, Mouse, you owe us a start line?
It's ok because yours will do fine
Poor Mouse is so busy
er, Mouse, you owe us a start line?
It's ok because yours will do fine
Poor Mouse is so busy,
His head in a tizzy,
er, Mouse, you owe us a start line?
It's ok because yours will do fine
Poor Mouse is so busy,
His head in a tizzy,
But still it's better than mine.
New one:
The Frost*Reports posted on YouTube
The Frost*Reports posted on YouTube
(welcome, Nicky! you're a crumb not a new noob!)
ah, go ahead and use gonzo's!! 8-)
nooo! gonz, yours was great!
huh?
The Frost*Reports posted on YouTube
(welcome, Nicky! you're a crumb not a new noob!)
Our Pedro's confused,
The Frost*Reports posted on YouTube
(welcome, Nicky! you're a crumb not a new noob!)
Our Pedro's confused,
His brains may be bruised,
The Frost*Reports posted on YouTube
(welcome, Nicky! you're a crumb not a new noob!)
Our Pedro's confused,
His brains may be bruised,
But he "prolly" just misses The Cube.
:)
Will Gonzo repost his first line?
Will Gonzo repost his first line?
Or will Pedro's suit us just fine?
Will Gonzo repost his first line?
Or will Pedro's suit us just fine?
Gonzo, distracted
Will Gonzo repost his first line?
Or will Pedro's suit us just fine?
Gonzo, distracted
His first line retracted
Will Gonzo repost his first line?
Or will Pedro's suit us just fine?
Gonzo, distracted
His first line retracted
'twas line two which had gonzo shine!
there once was a man from Vermont
There once was a man from Vermont,
So rich there was nothing to want,
There once was a man from Vermont,
So rich there was nothing to want,
haha ha, haha ha, ha heh
There once was a man from Vermont,
So rich there was nothing to want,
haha ha, haha ha, ha heh
He was happy to share,
There once was a man from Vermont,
So rich there was nothing to want,
haha ha, haha ha, ha heh
He was happy to share,
and repeat in diminishing fon t
So Jem could be seen on Top Gear,
So Jem could be seen on Top Gear,
He didn't compete out of fear,
So Jem could be seen on Top Gear,
He didn't compete out of fear,
It was girls to the front,
So Jem could be seen on Top Gear,
He didn't compete out of fear,
It was girls at the front,
And to be perfectly blunt,
So Jem could be seen on Top Gear,
He didn't compete out of fear,
It was girls at the front,
And to be perfectly blunt,
They looked better than him in the rear.
There once were a bunch of Frost*ies,
There once were a bunch of Frost*ies,
Who dined on biscuits and class teas
There once were a bunch of Frost*ies,
Who dined on biscuits and class teas
There's a bug in my screen!
There once were a bunch of Frost*ies,
Who dined on biscuits and class teas
There's a bug in my screen!
oh no! that's obscene!
There once were a bunch of Frost*ies,
Who dined on biscuits and class teas
There's a bug in my screen!
oh no! that's obscene!
"Tunnocks?" said bug, "Who tossed these?"
Nineteen hundred and seventy-six
Nineteen hundred and seventy-six
Was a fine year, opined a Rogue Twix
Nineteen hundred and seventy-six
Was a fine year, opined a Rogue Twix
Having only one finger
Nineteen hundred and seventy-six
Was a fine year, opined a Rogue Twix
Having only one finger
He did not stop to linger
Nineteen hundred and seventy-six
Was a fine year, opined a Rogue Twix
Having only one finger
He did not stop to linger
But said "I just do this for kicks".
There once was a young Jammie Dodger,
There once was a young Jammie Dodger,
Jem's board tec' but was a bodger,
There once was a young Jammie Dodger,
Jem's board tec' but was a bodger,
At the last gig Frost* did,
There once was a young Jammie Dodger,
Jem's board tec' but was a bodger,
At the last gig Frost* did,
He messed up a bit,
There once was a young Jammie Dodger,
Jem's board tec' but was a bodger,
At the last gig Frost* did,
He messed up a bit,
And blamed it all on Roger!
The man with the 2.4
The man with the 2.4
Walked into his bedroom door
The man with the 2.4
Walked into his bedroom door
ouch! damn, that hurts!
The man with the 2.4
Walked into his bedroom door
ouch! damn, that hurts!
Now there's a police search
The man with the 2.4
Walked into his bedroom door
ouch! damn, that hurts!
Now there's a police search
For the notes that he dropped on the floor.
The Common Man can't have his Fanfare
The Common Man can't have his Fanfare
The lawyers have been most unfair
The Common Man can't have his Fanfare
The lawyers have been most unfair
How evil karn one get
The Common Man can't have his Fanfare
The lawyers have been most unfair
How evil karn one get
C'est la vie, je regrette
The Common Man can't have his Fanfare
The lawyers have been most unfair
How evil karn one get
C'est la vie, je regrette
Guess we'll just have to settle for Beer.
Should I dress up in WW2 gear,
Should I dress up in WW2 gear,
I will look a little odd I fear,
Should I dress up in WW2 gear,
I will look a little odd I fear,
Fearing odd-ness....with prog!?
Should I dress up in WW2 gear,
I will look a little odd I fear,
Fearing odd-ness....with prog!?
We all are agog,
Should I dress up in WW2 gear,
I will look a little odd I fear,
Fearing odd-ness....with prog!?
We all are agog,
Are you wearing suspenders, my dear?
A start line is urgently needed!
(you could use that one, I suppose) ;)
A start line is urgently needed!
In catherine's absence, gav pleaded
A start line is urgently needed!
In catherine's absence, gav pleaded
This limerick's in trouble
A start line is urgently needed!
In catherine's absence, gav pleaded
This limerick's in trouble
....and now it won't rhyme,
A start line is urgently needed!
In catherine's absence, gav pleaded
This limerick's in trouble
....and now it won't rhyme,
Damn it Pedro, you've broken another one!
:)
It's Blundell's birthday bash today
A start line is urgently needed!
In catherine's absence, gav pleaded
This limerick's in trouble
....and now it won't rhyme,
But at least its metre remains true and unimpeded.
Let's try this again, dear chaps
Let's try this again, dear chaps
RacingHippo! Our limericks overlap!
It's Blundell's birthday bash today
Here's hoping he's had a nice day
Let's try this again, dear chaps
RacingHippo! Our limericks overlap!
Oh bugger. You're right.
It's Blundell's birthday bash today
Here's hoping he's had a nice day
With jelly and cake
Let's try this again, dear chaps
RacingHippo! Our limericks overlap!
Oh bugger. You're right.
A small oversight
It's Blundell's birthday bash today,
Here's hoping he's had a nice day,
With jelly and cake,
A soupcon of hake,
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
FINISH THIS ONE ONLY!
Let's try this again, dear chaps
RacingHippo! Our limericks overlap!
Oh bugger. You're right.
A small oversight,
No need to have one of your flaps ;)
It's Blundell's birthday bash today,
Here's hoping he's had a nice day,
With jelly and cake,
A soupcon of hake,
Soupcon? Make croutons right away!
So this "Losers" remix isn't Kino,
So this "Losers" remix isn't Kino,
With no brass intro by Beano,
So this "Losers" remix isn't Kino,
With no brass intro by Beano,
No harps, no bassoons,
So this "Losers" remix isn't Kino,
With no brass intro by Beano,
No harps, no bassoons,
Or howling baboons
So this "Losers" remix isn't Kino,
With no brass intro by Beano,
No harps, no bassoons,
Or howling baboons
Just dark sounds from the Black Light Machine-o.
Now, do scorpions like being prodded?
Now, do scorpions like being prodded?
Or from above upon being trodded?
Now, do scorpions like being prodded?
Or from above upon being trodded?
In boots or bare feet?
Now, do scorpions like being prodded?
Or from above upon being trodded?
In boots or bare feet?
I find slingbacks quite sweet,
Now, do scorpions like being prodded?
Or from above upon being trodded?
In boots or bare feet?
I find slingbacks quite sweet,
Said the pink one, who winked and nodded.
There once was a bloke named Blunders
There once was a bloke named Blunders,
Whose drumbeats were manifold thunders,
There once was a bloke named Blunders,
Whose drumbeats were manifold thunders,
With flashes of lightening,
There once was a bloke named Blunders,
Whose drumbeats were manifold thunders,
With flashes of lightening,
They were really quite frightening,
There once was a bloke named Blunders,
Whose drumbeats were manifold thunders,
With flashes of lightening,
They were really quite frightening,
Inducing a bout of the chunders.
I'm practising procrastination,
I'm practising procrastination,
It's a sensation that's sweeping the nation
I'm practising procrastination,
It's a sensation that's sweeping the nation
Can't make up my mind
I'm practising procrastination,
It's a sensation that's sweeping the nation
Can't make up my mind
Or get off my behind
I'm practising procrastination,
It's a sensation that's sweeping the nation
Can't make up my mind
Or get off my behind
My brain train's still stuck in the station.
Hours later and I've done some hard work,
Hours later and I've done some hard work,
I've invented a new way to shirk,
Hours later and I've done some hard work,
I've invented a new way to shirk,
hip hoppity hoo
Hours later and I've done some hard work,
I've invented a new way to shirk,
hip hoppity hoo
And the same to you, too!
#340
Hours later and I've done some hard work,
I've invented a new way to shirk,
hip hoppity hoo
And the same to you, too!
But it does make me look a right berk.
So, a t-shirt, designed for the forum?
So, a t-shirt, designed for the forum?
Yes, just as long as we reach a quorum
So, a t-shirt, designed for the forum?
Yes, just as long as we reach a quorum
With one sleeve long, the other short
So, a t-shirt, designed for the forum?
Yes, just as long as we reach a quorum
With one sleeve long, the other short
This limerick's of a different sort
So, a t-shirt, designed for the forum?
Yes, just as long as we reach a quorum
With one sleeve long, the other short
This limerick's of a different sort
we'd never use a rhythm to bore 'em!
ooh zabba dee bing-ity bang
"ooh zabba dee bing-ity bang"
so the careless electrician sang
"ooh zabba dee bing-ity bang"
so the careless electrician sang
as he pulled out a fuse
"ooh zabba dee bing-ity bang"
so the careless electrician sang
as he pulled out a fuse
and extinguished his shoes
"ooh zabba dee bing-ity bang"
so the careless electrician sang
as he pulled out a fuse
and extinguished his shoes
And was apprehended by the Trading Standards gang.
One day, down in West Sussex
One day, down in West Sussex
A boy met a young girl from Essex
(it's not looking promising is it?)
One day, down in West Sussex
A boy met a young girl from Essex
"What ho!" the boy said,
(it's not looking promising is it?)
I know but let's give it a visit
One day, down in West Sussex
A boy met a young girl from Essex
"What ho!" the boy said,
"I'm much better than dead!"
(it's not looking promising is it?)
I know but let's give it a visit
It could turn out well
One day, down in West Sussex
A boy met a young girl from Essex
"What ho!" the boy said,
"I'm much better than dead!"
"Oh, shame", said the girl, "I like weird sex".
(it's not looking promising is it?)
I know but let's give it a visit
It could turn out well
Good grief, what's that smell?
(it's not looking promising is it?)
I know but let's give it a visit
It could turn out well
Good grief, what's that smell?
It's Nellie, cooking Frost* biscuit!
The Frost*ies are off to High Voltage
The Frost*ies are off to High Voltage,
I envy this musical privilege,
The Frost*ies are off to High Voltage,
I envy this musical privilege,
To see Touchstone with Hen
The Frost*ies are off to High Voltage,
I envy this musical privilege,
To see Touchstone with Hen,
So, how was it then?
The Frost*ies are off to High Voltage,
I envy this musical privilege,
To see Touchstone with Hen,
So, how was it then?
It was great, at least on the Prog Stage
So Jem is to Play with the Satch
So Jem is to Play with the Satch,
Yay! What a brilliant catch!
So Jem is to Play with the Satch,
Yay! What a brilliant catch!
I do hope they'll duel
So Jem is to Play with the Satch,
Yay! What a brilliant catch!
I do hope they'll duel
That would be so coo-el
So Jem is to Play with the Satch,
Yay! What a brilliant catch!
I do hope they'll duel
That would be so coo-el
With Jem winning easily, natch.
Gimme an F, gimme an R, gimme an O
Gimme an F, gimme an R, gimme an O
Where you've pointed this thing, I won't go, ;)
Gimme an F, gimme an R, gimme an O
Where you've pointed this thing, I won't go, ;)
Aww, TA - you're no fun!
Gimme an F, gimme an R, gimme an O
Where you've pointed this thing, I won't go,
Aww, TA - you're no fun!
Quick - Jem's coming - RUN!
Gimme an F, gimme an R, gimme an O
Where you've pointed this thing, I won't go,
Aww, TA - you're no fun!
Quick - Jem's coming - RUN!
Oh crap; we have no S T to show!
I've just heard The Enid's Space Surfing,
I've just heard The Enid's Space Surfing,
I haven't but I've seen lovely purfling.
(and cheers on the last limerick, that was brilliant work, all!)
I've just heard The Enid's Space Surfing,
I haven't but I've seen lovely purfling.
Wow, a new word to me,
rogerg: (and cheers on the last limerick, that was brilliant work, all!)
Oh, we are good, aren't we? 8-)
I've just heard The Enid's Space Surfing,
I haven't but I've seen lovely purfling.
Wow, a new word to me,
So vocabularyly
rogerg: (and cheers on the last limerick, that was brilliant work, all!)
Oh, we are good, aren't we?
I had hoped someone would misspell it or make a different word entirely, but that worked quite well :D
I've just heard The Enid's Space Surfing,
I haven't but I've seen lovely purfling.
Wow, a new word to me,
So vocabularyly
I pronounced it and then I was burping.
Jem's getting a big blue delivery,
Jem's getting a big blue delivery,
It's nothing to do with midwifery,
Jem's getting a big blue delivery,
It's nothing to do with midwifery,
Or brown paper bags
Jem's getting a big blue delivery,
It's nothing to do with midwifery,
Or brown paper bags
Or biscuits, or Jags,
Jem's getting a big blue delivery,
It's nothing to do with midwifery,
Or brown paper bags
Or biscuits, or Jags,
Is it Prescott in fresh Tory livery?
Did you know that there's no rhyme for wolf?
Did you know that there's no rhyme for wolf?
Or fish in the mexican gulf...
Did you know that there's no rhyme for wolf?
Or fish in the mexican gulf...
Is that close enoulf?
Did you know that there's no rhyme for wolf?
Or fish in the mexican gulf...
Is that close enoulf?
ask 'Mazing Wilf!
#350
Did you know that there's no rhyme for wolf?
Or fish in the mexican gulf...
Is that close enoulf?
ask 'Mazing Wilf!
These rhymes are as a real as a sylph.
Wow, that was hard work for a while,
Wow, that was hard work for a while,
But at last, I can sit back and smile,
Wow, that was hard work for a while,
But at last, I can sit back and smile,
Oh you lazy old thing,
Wow, that was hard work for a while,
But at last, I can sit back and smile,
Oh you lazy old thing,
Said a voice from within,
Wow, that was hard work for a while,
But at last, I can sit back and smile,
Oh you lazy old thing,
Said a voice from within,
What?? I've EATEN TA? Oh, how vile!
The Defence of The Realm is now planned,
The Defence of The Realm is now planned,
With look-outs both womaned and manned,
The Defence of The Realm is now planned,
With look-outs both womaned and manned,
With Frost*ies at arms
The Defence of The Realm is now planned,
With look-outs both womaned and manned,
With Frost*ies at arms
And Trewavas's charms
The Defence of The Realm is now planned
With look-outs both womaned and manned
With Frost*ies at arms
And Trewavas's charms
It's prog rock's own home guard house band!
When Frost*ies have got some free time
When Frost*ies have got some free time
They sometimes devote it to rhyme
When Frost*ies have got some free time
They sometimes devote it to rhyme
They're often inspired
When Frost*ies have got some free time
They sometimes devote it to rhyme
They're often inspired
seem-ingly ne'er tired!
When Frost*ies have got some free time
They sometimes devote it to rhyme
They're often inspired
seem-ingly ne'er tired!
And when we get lost, we just mime!
I couldn't find 'Prog' mag today :(
I couldn't find 'Prog' mag today :(
Whereabouts Rob? Your profile dunt say,
I couldn't find 'Prog' mag today :(
Whereabouts Rob? Your profile dunt say,
Try searching the net
I couldn't find 'Prog' mag today :(
Whereabouts Rob? Your profile dunt say,
Try searching the net
Or subscribe (reduced debt)
I couldn't find 'Prog' mag today
Whereabouts Rob? Your profile dunt say,
Try searching the net
Or subscribe (reduced debt)
a bargain! a deal! what hoo-ray!
we're hoping to buy a new house
we're hoping to buy a new house
"Whereabouts are you looking?" says Mouse
we're hoping to buy a new house
"Whereabouts are you looking?" says Mouse
will it be on the moon?
we're hoping to buy a new house
"Whereabouts are you looking?" says Mouse
will it be on the moon?
to tell? it's too soon!
we're hoping to buy a new house
"Whereabouts are you looking?" says Mouse
will it be on the moon?
to tell? it's too soon!
will you be moving in there with your spouse?
;)
Go on, answer the question, Rog!
Go on, answer the question, Rog!
It wouldn't be like him to dodge,
Go on, answer the question, Rog!
It wouldn't be like him to dodge,
You suggesting he's shifty?
Go on, answer the question, Rog!
It wouldn't be like him to dodge,
You suggesting he's shifty?
Informationally thrifty?
Go on, answer the question, Rog!
It wouldn't be like him to dodge,
You suggesting he's shifty?
Informationally thrifty?
Yes! with my spouse I will lodge!
This transaction I wish not to jinx,
This transaction I wish not to jinx,
So I will not soon post any links,
This transaction I wish not to jinx,
So I will not soon post any links,
And we'll all wish good luck
This transaction I wish not to jinx,
So I will not soon post any links,
And we'll all wish good luck
Book a removal truck,
This transaction I wish not to jinx,
So I will not soon post any links,
And we'll all wish good luck
Book a removal truck,
aw, crap! now this really stinks.
our buyer has decided against it
our buyer has decided against it
not even Spidey had sensed it
our buyer has decided against it
not even Spidey had sensed it
They bailed out?! The cads!
our buyer has decided against it
not even Spidey had sensed it
They bailed out?! The cads!
Give 'em a kick in the 'nads!
Our buyer has decided against it
not even Spidey had sensed it
They bailed out?! The cads!
Give 'em a kick in the 'nads!
Gosh, girls can be quite vicious, innit?
Such violent talk is distressing,
Such violent talk is distressing
Said the lady whilst slowly undressing
Such violent talk is distressing
Said the lady whilst slowly undressing
Mind how this one goes
Such violent talk is distressing
Said the lady whilst slowly undressing
Mind how this one goes
Front or back? You propose!
Such violent talk is distressing
Said the lady whilst slowly undressing
Mind how this one goes
Front or back? You propose!
The delete button's handy for pressing
So Jem is now having a break
So Jem is now having a break
He's at a pub eating a steak?
So Jem is now having a break
He's at a pub eating a steak?
soon he'll be on the bus
So Jem is now having a break
He's at a pub eating a steak?
soon he'll be on the bus
Thinking fond thoughts of us
#360
So Jem is now having a break
He's at a pub eating a steak?
soon he'll be on the bus
Thinking fond thoughts of us
"Too late rude this one also to make!"
It's August and time to relax,
It's August and time to relax,
So dust off that oboe and sax,
It's August and time to relax,
So dust off that oboe and sax,
It's time for some reeding?
It's August and time to relax,
So dust off that oboe and sax,
It's time for some reeding?
Or bread, so get kneading,
It's August and time to relax,
So dust off that oboe and sax,
It's time for some reeding?
Or bread, so get kneading,
I see the bassoon got the ax!
Our cat stuck a claw in Cairn's eye,
Our cat stuck a claw in Cairn's eye,
What a horrible thing; did she die?
Our cat stuck a claw in Cairn's eye,
What a horrible thing; did she die?
thank goodness! no!
Our cat stuck a claw in Cairn's eye,
What a horrible thing; did she die?
thank goodness! no!
Phew, happy to know,
Our cat stuck a claw in Cairn's eye,
What a horrible thing; did she die?
thank goodness! no!
Phew, happy to know,
But next time, the fur will fly!
I spied a woodpecker pecking 5/4 time
I spied a woodpecker pecking 5/4 time
An unusual metre for a limerick rhyme
I spied a woodpecker pecking 5/4 time
An unusual metre for a limerick rhyme
You think lesser spotted?
I spied a woodpecker pecking 5/4 time
An unusual metre for a limerick rhyme
You think lesser spotted?
Perhaps green, striped or dotted?
I spied a woodpecker pecking 5/4 time
An unusual metre for a limerick rhyme
You think lesser spotted?
Perhaps green, striped or dotted?
Who knows? but the squirrel played chime!
not sure of a line to begin with
not sure of a line to begin with
Inspiration can be so illusive
not sure of a line to begin with
Inspiration can be so illusive
As much as you ponder
not sure of a line to begin with
Inspiration can be so illusive
As much as you ponder
And wonder why Honda
not sure of a line to begin with
Inspiration can be so illusive
As much as you ponder
And wonder why Honda
would choose a jpg over a tiff.
:roll:
I've always liked a lemur, Rick.
I've always liked a lemur, Rick.
Which like Hollywood stars are quite thick,
I've always liked a lemur, Rick.
Which like Hollywood stars are quite thick,
Some are handsome and hunky,
I've always liked a lemur, Rick.
Which like Hollywood stars are quite thick,
Some are handsome and hunky,
and others sehr funky.
I've always liked a lemur, Rick.
Which like Hollywood stars are quite thick,
Some are handsome and hunky,
and others sehr funky.
Lemurs are funky? That's gibbons, you hick!
Marsupials are plainly a mystery,
Marsupials are plainly a mystery,
but beat me at climbing a thistletree
Marsupials are plainly a mystery,
but beat me at climbing a thistletree
but under the ground
Marsupials are plainly a mystery,
but beat me at climbing a thistletree
but under the ground
they're creative with sound
Marsupials are plainly a mystery,
but beat me at climbing a thistletree
but under the ground
they're creative with sound,
One wrote "Help!" and the rest is now history.
The tardigrade's quite an odd beast,
The tardigrade's quite an odd beast,
t'would take many to make a good feast.
The tardigrade's quite an odd beast,
And it smells, somewhat strangely, of yeast.
(someone fill in the two middle lines and use mine or catherine's as the ender?)
The tardigrade's quite an odd beast,
t'would take many to make a good feast.
With a squillion teeth,
The tardigrade's quite an odd beast,
t'would take many to make a good feast.
With a squillion teeth,
plus an auntie in Beith,
but it smells, somewhat strangely, of yeast.
I had to change Catherine's line
I had to change Catherine's line
With that result, you did fine
I had to change Catherine's line
With that result, you did fine
And I'm sure she won't mind
I had to change Catherine's line
With that result, you did fine
And I'm sure she won't mind
Coz she's pretty and kind :oops:
I had to change Catherine's line
With that result, you did fine
And I'm sure she won't mind
Coz she's pretty and kind,
Nice try, you old smoothy; she's mine!
An ode to our Catherine's beauty,
An ode to our Catherine's beauty,
I hope that this doesn't get fruity
An ode to our Catherine's beauty,
I hope that this doesn't get fruity
With prowess in LEGO
An ode to our Catherine's beauty,
I hope that this doesn't get fruity
With prowess in LEGO
The hod carrier said so
An ode to our Catherine's beauty,
I hope that this doesn't get fruity
With prowess in LEGO
The hod carrier said so
we carry on our lim'ricking duty.
'tis the day for our wonderful Nellie
'tis the day for our wonderful Nellie
To eat cake and expand her pierced belly,
'tis the day for our wonderful Nellie
To eat cake and expand her pierced belly,
The buttons will strain
'tis the day for our wonderful Nellie
To eat cake and expand her pierced belly,
The buttons will strain
When sewn back on again
'tis the day for our wonderful Nellie
To eat cake and expand her pierced belly,
The buttons will strain
When sewn back on again
but she'll sit and drink wine and watch telly
The Friends of John Mitchell are special,
The friends of John Mitchell are special,
And most are proficient in metal,
The friends of John Mitchell are special,
And most are proficient in metal,
say aluminium
The friends of John Mitchell are special,
And most are proficient in metal,
say aluminium
Is that what's got into them?
#370
The friends of John Mitchell are special,
And most are proficient in metal,
say aluminium
Is that what's got into them?
Yes, delight unalloyed, that's essential!
It's been pouring it down here all day,
It's been pouring it down here all day
oh, I'm sorry, but here it's "sun" day!
It's been pouring it down here all day
oh, I'm sorry, but here it's "sun" day!
Its all cloudy 'round here
It's been pouring it down here all day
oh, I'm sorry, but here it's "sun" day!
Its all cloudy 'round here
The same here, I fear
It's been pouring it down here all day
oh, I'm sorry, but here it's "sun" day!
Its all cloudy 'round here
The same here, I fear
Must this fluff always get in the way?
When falling from a porcupine tree
When falling from a porcupine tree
One must remember these methods three
When falling from a porcupine tree
One must remember these methods three
Number One: watch your ass
When falling from a porcupine tree
One must remember these methods three
Number One: watch your ass
Don't pick fruit as you pass
When falling from a porcupine tree
One must remember these methods three
Number One: watch your ass
Don't pick fruit as you pass
Check landing gear hangs nice and free
Whilst moving his studio to Bath
Whilst moving his studio to Bath
Our Jem had to giggle and laugh
Whilst moving his studio to Bath
Our Jem had to giggle and laugh
Half way down the M4
Whilst moving his studio to Bath
Our Jem had to giggle and laugh
Half way down the M4
At the postman's emplore
When falling from a porcupine tree
One must remember these methods three
Number One: watch your ass
Number Two: ooh, think fast!
Whilst moving his studio to Bath
Our Jem had to giggle and laugh
Half way down the M4
At the postman's emplore
He met the ghost of Fluff saying, "not 'arf"
When falling from a porcupine tree
One must remember these methods three
Number One: watch your ass
Number Two: ooh, think fast!
Number Three: do NOT land on a knee
The Frost*ies are enjoying the summer
The Frost*ies are enjoying the summer
Though the weather's somewhat of a bummer
The Frost*ies are enjoying the summer,
Though the weather's somewhat of a bummer,
Why, it's sunny today!
The Frost*ies are enjoying the summer,
Though the weather's somewhat of a bummer,
Why, it's sunny today!
Even in Hull, I say!
The Frost*ies are enjoying the summer,
Though the weather's somewhat of a bummer,
Why, it's sunny today!
Even in Hull, I say!
Oh now it is cloudy; I'm glummer :(
I'm down Devon way for a visit,
I'm down Devon way for a visit,
Not far from Jem's gaff that place, is it
I'm down Devon way for a visit,
Not far from Jem's gaff that place, is it
just a skip and a jump
I'm down Devon way for a visit,
Not far from Jem's gaff that place, is it
just a skip and a jump
Trip, and get a lump
I'm down Devon way for a visit,
Not far from Jem's gaff that place, is it
just a skip and a jump
Trip, and get a lump,
Cure it quick with some drugs, not illicit.
Back to school for my kids in a day,
Back to school for my kids in a day,
My word, that's quite early. Hooray?
Back to school for my kids in a day,
My word, that's quite early. Hooray?
They been off since mid-June,
Back to school for my kids in a day,
My word, that's quite early. Hooray?
They been off since mid-June,
So it can't be too soon?
Back to school for my kids in a day,
My word, that's quite early. Hooray?
They been off since mid-June,
So it can't be too soon?
You and I might agree, but not they.
Besides, it seems autumn is near,
Besides, it seems autumn is near,
and with that follows Winter, I fear.
Besides, it seems autumn is near,
and with that follows Winter, I fear.
Then a smidgen of Spring,
Besides, it seems autumn is near,
and with that follows Winter, I fear.
Then a smidgen of Spring,
and then we can sing
Besides, it seems Autumn is near,
and with that follows Winter, I fear.
Then a smidgen of Spring,
and then we can sing,
As Summer arrives again, dear!
Years pass more quickly as I age,
Years pass more quickly as I age,
A whole chapter turns like once a page,
Years pass more quickly as I age,
A whole chapter turns like once a page,
The paragraphs flicker,
Years pass more quickly as I age,
A whole chapter turns like once a page,
The paragraphs flicker
Each passage is quicker
Years pass more quickly as I age,
A whole chapter turns like once a page,
The paragraphs flicker,
Each passage is quicker,
My life's Reader's Digest at this stage.
But listening to prog keeps me young,
But listening to prog keeps me young,
And I leave no song undersung,
But listening to prog keeps me young,
And I leave no song undersung,
My voice is falsetto,
But listening to prog keeps me young,
And I leave no song undersung,
My voice is falsetto,
(It ain't broken yet-o)
#380
But listening to prog keeps me young,
And I leave no song undersung,
My voice is falsetto,
(It ain't broken yet-o)
Or the mankini's too highly strung.... :shock:
It's clear that Jem has the X-Factor,
It's clear that Jem has the X-Factor,
and new digs, so a manly lawn tractor.
Quote from: "Pedro"Or the mankini's too highly strung.... :shock:
I think we have our theme for the next fancy-dress Frost*related gig... :shock:
It's clear that Jem has the X-Factor,
and new digs, so a manly lawn tractor.
With Day Job aplenty
It's clear that Jem has the X-Factor,
and new digs, so a manly lawn tractor.
With Day Job aplenty,
He'll never reach twenty,
It's clear that Jem has the X-Factor,
and new digs, so a manly lawn tractor.
With Day Job aplenty,
He'll never reach twenty,
So he'd best not go near that compactor
So the Midlands gets the DVD recording,
So the Midlands gets the DVD recording
Just watch all those brummies aplauding,
So the Midlands gets the DVD recording
Just watch all those brummies aplauding,
They'll cheer, whoop and clap,
So the Midlands gets the DVD recording
Just watch all those brummies aplauding,
They'll cheer, whoop and clap,
Steady on, my dear chap!
The was a young brother called Jeremy
Who borrowed my ELO album without ceremony
Yes, my copy of Time,
No reason, nor rhyme
Give it back you thieving git.
Quote from: "sigod"The was a young brother called Jeremy
Who borrowed my ELO album without ceremony
Yes, my copy of Time,
No reason, nor rhyme
Give it back you thieving git.
Eek! A potentially fratricidal limerick that's so full on, it doesn't even try and rhyme in the last line :shock:
Reminds me when my younger brother decided to unilaterally sell the full set of first edition Beatle's singles that
we had been given by our older cousin from Liverpool. He never did dare tell me how much he made ... :x
Quote from: "Trapezium Artist"Quote from: "sigod"The was a young brother called Jeremy
Who borrowed my ELO album without ceremony
Yes, my copy of Time,
No reason, nor rhyme
Give it back you thieving git.
Eek! A potentially fratricidal limerick that's so full on, it doesn't even try and rhyme in the last line :shock:
and he didn't bother to finish the in-progress limerick.
Quote from: "Trapezium Artist"Reminds me when my younger brother decided to unilaterally sell the full set of first edition Beatle's singles that we had been given by our older cousin from Liverpool. He never did dare tell me how much he made ... :x
ouch. does he still talk like a man?
Indeed, something ought to be done,
Indeed, something ought to be done,
from the leftover lim'rick we've run.
Indeed, something ought to be done,
from the leftover lim'rick we've run.
It'll prolly catch up
Indeed, something ought to be done,
from the leftover lim'rick we've run.
It'll prolly catch up
Or else go ker-flup
Indeed, something ought to be done,
from the leftover lim'rick we've run.
It'll prolly catch up
Or else go ker-flup
Wasting five years promising 'fun'
So the Midlands gets the DVD recording
Just watch all those brummies aplauding,
They'll cheer, whoop and clap,
Steady on, my dear chap!
An eve most certain to be rewarding.
Holmes heard Simon's Time had been nicked
Holmes heard Simon's Time had been nicked
"Watson!, a heinous crime, I predict"
Holmes heard Simon's Time had been nicked
"Watson!, a heinous crime, I predict"
"Stop fiddling, Holmes!"
Holmes heard Simon's Time had been nicked
"Watson!, a heinous crime, I predict"
"Stop fiddling, Holmes!"
"Har! Just check out these gnomes,"
Holmes heard Simon's Time had been nicked
"Watson!, a heinous crime, I predict"
"Stop fiddling, Holmes!"
"Har! Just check out these gnomes,"
"Look like Jeff Lynne combined with a derelict!"
Since when did six-nil become common?
Since when did six-nil become common?
Since goalies lunch on too much salmon?
Since when did six-nil become common?
Since goalies lunch on too much salmon?
The scoreboard broken?
Since when did six-nil become common?
Since goalies lunch on too much salmon?
The scoreboard broken?
Insert one more token,
Since when did six-nil become common?
Since goalies lunch on too much salmon?
The scoreboard broken?
Insert one more token,
Now even the Toon have scored 'un!
Did Jem Auto-Tune the X Factor?
Did Jem Auto-Tune the X Factor?
Of course not, t'was the contractor!
Did Jem Auto-Tune the X Factor?
Of course not, t'was the contractor!
Who sharpened the flats,
Did Jem Auto-Tune the X Factor?
Of course not, t'was the contractor!
Who sharpened the flats,
Made men sound like cats,
Did Jem Auto-Tune the X Factor?
Of course not, t'was the contractor!
Who sharpened the flats,
Made men sound like cats
And the women sound like a tractor!
Classic Rock Presents Prog is more frequent
Classic Rock Presents Prog is more frequent
Allowing more money to be spent
Classic Rock Presents Prog is more frequent
Allowing more money to be spent
a sneaky emphasis
Classic Rock Presents Prog is more frequent
Allowing more money to be spent
a sneaky emphasis
(are they taking the piss?)
Classic Rock Presents Prog is more frequent
Allowing more money to be spent
a sneaky emphasis
(are they taking the piss?)
No, just leaving your purse with a dent.
I'm feeling quite bloated today,
I'm feeling quite bloated today,
Last nights curry just won't go away,
I'm feeling quite bloated today,
Last nights curry just won't go away,
that's not often the problem
I'm feeling quite bloated today,
Last nights curry just won't go away,
that's not often the problem,
Mere hours after I gobbl'em,
I'm feeling quite bloated today,
Last nights curry just won't go away,
that's not often the problem,
Mere hours after I gobbl'em
I hope that odour doesn't stay!
Saw Pedro at High Voltage on Sky Arts!
ps - be careful about that rhyme now.. I was standing next to him
Saw Pedro at High Voltage on Sky Arts!
Man, he's big, in every one of his parts,
Saw Pedro at High Voltage on Sky Arts!
Man, he's big, in every one of his parts,
My bald spot could be seen
Saw Pedro at High Voltage on Sky Arts!
Man, he's big, in every one of his parts,
My bald spot could be seen,
From space, to be mean,
#390
Saw Pedro at High Voltage on Sky Arts!
Man, he's big, in every one of his parts,
My bald spot could be seen,
From space, to be mean,
Its albedo is way off the charts.
(BTW It's not a bald spot - it's a solar panel powering a prog fan)
Smaller bands didn't get on the show
Smaller bands didn't get on the show
A shame for Touchstone, I know
Smaller bands didn't get on the show
A shame for Touchstone, I know
But their time will come
Smaller bands didn't get on the show
A shame for Touchstone, I know
But their time will come
pass 'round the rum!!
Smaller bands didn't get on the show
A shame for Touchstone, I know
But their time will come
pass 'round the rum!!
'Cos Jem is supporting them - What Ho!
Going up to the Borderline tomorrow
Going up to the Borderline tomorrow
Can't go. Which gives us great sorrow.
Going up to the Borderline tomorrow
Can't go. Which gives us great sorrow.
sometimes it just sucks
Going up to the Borderline tomorrow
Can't go. Which gives us great sorrow.
sometimes it just sucks
When you ain't got the bucks,
Going up to the Borderline tomorrow
Can't go. Which gives us great sorrow.
sometimes it just sucks
When you ain't got the bucks,
And the banks won't allow you to borrow.
The Summer now draws to its ending
The Summer now draws to its ending,
In the north, at least, that's how it's trending,
The Summer now draws to its ending,
In the north, at least, that's how it's trending,
'tis the same over here
The Summer now draws to its ending,
In the north, at least, that's how it's trending,
'tis the same over here,
time to brew some bock beer,
The Summer now draws to its ending,
In the north, at least, that's how it's trending,
'tis the same over here,
time to brew some bock beer,
And write Christmas cards ready for sending.
Pre show abstinence, apparently the norm,
Pre show abstinence, apparently the norm,
This ensures that your playing's top form
Pre show abstinence, apparently the norm,
This ensures that your playing's top form
If you're too Brahms and Liszt
Pre show abstinence, apparently the norm,
This ensures that your playing's top form
If you're too Brahms and Liszt
then show us your tits!
Pre show abstinence, apparently the norm,
This ensures that your playing's top form
If you're too Brahms and Liszt
then show us your tits!
Or your budgerigars if it is warm.
So Jem has to learn some new parts
So Jem has to learn some new parts,
For a fun game of Vicars and Tarts,
So Jem has to learn some new parts,
For a fun game of Vicars and Tarts,
With John Mitchell as Vicar,
So Jem has to learn some new parts,
For a fun game of Vickers and Tarts,
With John Mitchell as Vicar,
Wearing pink winkle pickers,
#395
So Jem has to learn some new parts,
For a fun game of Vickers and Tarts,
With John Mitchell as Vicar,
Wearing pink winkle pickers,
And Jem as the tart with two hearts.
We've finally watched The Big Bang,
We've finally watched The Big Bang,
Bazinga! knock, knock, Penny? he sang,
We've finally watched The Big Bang,
Bazinga! knock, knock, Penny? he sang,
The Doctor or 'Theory'?
We've finally watched The Big Bang,
Bazinga! knock, knock, Penny? he sang,
The Doctor or 'Theory'?
My eyes have gone bleary!
We've finally watched The Big Bang,
Bazinga! knock, knock, Penny? he sang,
The Doctor or 'Theory'?
My eyes have gone bleary!
Ouch; my Tardis suffered a prang.
Today I'm in Rome for a meeting,
Today I'm in Rome for a meeting,
And I'm stuck in West Yorks with no heating
Today I'm in Rome for a meeting,
And I'm stuck in West Yorks with no heating
What a glamorous life!
Today I'm in Rome for a meeting,
And I'm stuck in West Yorks with no heating
What a glamorous life!
Join up; be my wife!
Today I'm in Rome for a meeting,
And I'm stuck in West Yorks with no heating
What a glamorous life!
Join up; be my wife!
I should have known, we'd be meeting!
:mrgreen:
I really need some inspiration
I really need some inspiration
Or else you're landed with my perspiration (worries slightly that TA will get over-excited)
I really need some inspiration
Or else you're landed with my perspiration
And blood, sweat and tears
I really need some inspiration
Or else you're landed with my perspiration
And blood, sweat and tears
Like cheap souvenirs
I really need some inspiration
Or else you're landed with my perspiration
And blood, sweat and tears
Like cheap souvenirs,
From a pre-perestroika communist nation.
Bratislava's a funny old place,
Bratislava's a funny old place,
Just its name brings a smile to my face,
Bratislava's a funny old place,
Just its name brings a smile to my face,
I remember the day,
Bratislava's a funny old place,
Just its name brings a smile to my face,
What rhymes with Slovakia?
FORK ALERT!
Bratislava's a funny old place,
Just its name brings a smile to my face,
I remember the day,
But have forgotten the way,
Bratislava's a funny old place,
Just its name brings a smile to my face,
What rhymes with Slovakia?
'Cos no country's wackier,
#399
Bratislava's a funny old place,
Just its name brings a smile to my face,
I remember the day,
But have forgotten the way,
To its clown retirement home base.
#400
Bratislava's a funny old place,
Just its name brings a smile to my face,
What rhymes with Slovakia?
'Cos no country's wackier,
You can see its sense of humour from space.
So, 400 limericks later...
So, 400 limericks later...
Did you count or was that your pater?
So, 400 limericks later...
Did you count or was that your pater?
off the top of my head
So, 400 limericks later...
Did you count or was that your pater?
off the top of my head,
which is sunburnt and red,
So, 400 limericks later...
Did you count or was that your pater?
off the top of my head,
which is sunburnt and red,
He's correct, was 400, now greater. :)
Hope The Big Red Spark Launch gig went well
Hope The Big Red Spark Launch gig went well
Pedro couldn't make it, as you can tell
Hope The Big Red Spark Launch gig went well
Pedro couldn't make it, as you can tell
And neither could I :(
Hope The Big Red Spark Launch gig went well
Pedro couldn't make it, as you can tell
And neither could I :(
Plus me makes close to pi,
Hope The Big Red Spark Launch gig went well
Pedro couldn't make it, as you can tell
And neither could I
Plus me makes close to pi,
but the 1 4 has gone straight to hell!
it's a glorious autumn for proggers,
it's a glorious autumn for proggers,
so put on your headphones and joggers,
it's a glorious autumn for proggers,
so put on your headphones and joggers,
if the joggers complain
it's a glorious autumn for proggers,
so put on your headphones and joggers,
if the joggers complain
Send 'em out in the rain
it's a glorious autumn for proggers,
so put on your headphones and joggers,
if the joggers complain
Send 'em out in the rain
and after a while they'll be soggers
So Tara is now in Jem's board
So Tara is now in Jem's board
By now he must have quite a hoard,
So Tara is now in Jem's board
By now he must have quite a hoard,
Of voices and samples,
So Tara is now in Jem's board
By now he must have quite a hoard,
Of voices and samples,
Screaming dukes - five examples,
So Tara is now in Jem's board
By now he must have quite a hoard,
Of voices and samples,
Screaming dukes - five examples,
Next; Norway, to sample a fjord.
I say: Keep Calm and Mellotron
I say: Keep Calm and Mellotron
I'd like a shirt with that tenet on
I say: Keep Calm and Mellotron
I'd like a shirt with that tenet on
In glorious red
I say:Keep Calm and Mellotron
I'd like a shirt with that tenet on
In glorious red,
With a hole for your head,
I say: Keep Calm and Mellotron
I'd like a shirt with that tenet on
In glorious red,
With a hole for your head,
And matching drapes to go in the salon.
It's Formula One time today,
It's Formula One time today,
'Cos football is now so passé
It's Formula One time today,
'Cos football is now so passé
With a whizz and a vroooom
It's Formula One time today,
'Cos football is now so passé
With a whizz and a vroooom
And, I hope, no kaboom
It's Formula One time today,
'Cos football is now so passé
With a whizz and a vroooom,
And, I hope, no kaboom,
It's Alonso; I'm no fan, I must say.
Attention now turns to the cricket,
Attention now turns to the cricket,
Where a ball should be thrown at the wicket,
Attention now turns to the cricket,
Where a ball should be thrown at the wicket,
Not thrown, dear chap, bowled,
Attention now turns to the cricket,
Where a ball should be thrown at the wicket,
Not thrown, dear chap, bowled,
(Oops. That's L33VEY told!)
Attention now turns to the cricket,
Where a ball should be thrown at the wicket,
Not thrown, dear chap, bowled,
(Oops. That's L33VEY told!)
and now we all know where to stick it.
;)
a turtle once said to a frog
a turtle once said to a frog
hop over here, I fancy a snog,
a turtle once said to a frog
hop over here, I fancy a snog,
But the frog turned all coy,
a turtle once said to a frog
hop over here, I fancy a snog,
But the frog turned all coy,
For there was trouble ahoy
a turtle once said to a frog
hop over here, I fancy a snog,
But the frog turned all coy,
For there was trouble ahoy
And they ended up stuck in the bog.
We've been and launched The Big Red Spark,
We've been and launched The Big Red Spark,
They gave us three wishes - what a lark!
We've been and launched The Big Red Spark,
They gave us three wishes - what a lark!
Bangin' Metal CDs,
We've been and launched The Big Red Spark,
They gave us three wishes - what a lark!
Bangin' Metal CDs,
Leave us weak at the knees,
We've been and launched The Big Red Spark,
They gave us three wishes - what a lark!
Bangin' Metal CDs,
Leave us weak at the knees,
Like kryptonite poisoning Kent, Clark.
That Nellie's a mad-looking gel,
That Nellie's a mad-looking gel,
With such passion there's nowt that won't sell,
That Nellie's a mad-looking gel,
With such passion there's nowt that won't sell,
From T-shirts and tarts
That Nellie's a mad-looking gel,
With such passion there's nowt that won't sell,
From T-shirts and tarts
and hats for our (har!) parts,
#410
That Nellie's a mad-looking gel,
With such passion there's nowt that won't sell,
From T-shirts and tarts
and hats for our (har!) parts,
My goodness now, didn't she do well?
There are sixty-six feet in a chain,
There are sixty-six feet in a chain,
Between wickets the same distance again,
There are sixty-six feet in a chain,
Between wickets the same distance again,
One by ten is an acre,
There are sixty-six feet in a chain,
Between wickets the same distance again,
One by ten is an acre,
Just ask Tom Baker,
There are sixty-six feet in a chain,
Between wickets the same distance again,
One by ten is an acre,
Just ask Tom Baker,
such a clever answer, Black Johnin!
began to learn something of cricket
began to learn something of cricket
like the distance from wicket to wicket?
began to learn something of cricket
like the distance from wicket to wicket?
Now I'm not so stumped,
Began to learn something of cricket,
like the distance from wicket to wicket?
Now I'm not so stumped,
You'll no longer be dumped,
Began to learn something of cricket,
like the distance from wicket to wicket?
Now I'm not so stumped,
You'll no longer be dumped,
But you might lose your ball in a thicket.
I'm itching to make an announcement
I'm itching to make an announcement
What? A ball-thicket itching pronouncement?
I'm itching to make an announcement
What? A ball-thicket itching pronouncement?
You hit it so hard,
I'm itching to make an announcement
What? A ball-thicket itching pronouncement?
You hit it so hard,
Right out of the yard,
I'm itching to make an announcement
What? A ball-thicket itching pronouncement?
You hit it so hard,
Right out of the yard,
To measure it, you need an accountant.
Pete T can make one rehearsal
Pete T can make one rehearsal,
Or maybe ten if there's a sudden reversal,
Pete T can make one rehearsal,
Or maybe ten if there's a sudden reversal,
Great Scott, don't cross the beams!
Pete T can make one rehearsal,
Or maybe ten if there's a sudden reversal,
Great Scott, don't cross the beams!
It might not be what it seems...
Pete T can make one rehearsal,
Or maybe ten if there's a sudden reversal,
Great Scott, don't cross the beams!
It might not be what it seems...
And lead to a sudden dispersal.
Frost*'s DVD shoot is in Derby
Frost*'s DVD shoot is in Derby
Bring a missile, a trout and a Barbie
Frost*'s DVD shoot is in Derby
Bring a missile, a trout and a Barbie
over here it's a Furby
Frost*'s DVD shoot is in Derby
Bring a missile, a trout and a Barbie
over here it's a Furby
what type would the fur be?
Frost*'s DVD shoot is in Derby
Bring a missile, a trout and a Barbie
over here it's a Furby
what type would the fur be?
If nonsense permits, it'd be yerby.
Hey Villucci! You should start a new one!
Hey Villucci! You should start a new one!
Too late now, we've spoiled his big fun,
Hey Villucci! You should start a new one!
Too late now, we've spoiled his big fun,
do we know that it's big?
Hey Villucci! You should start a new one!
Too late now, we've spoiled his big fun,
do we know that it's big?
Could be the size of a twig
Hey Villucci! You should start a new one!
Too late now, we've spoiled his big fun,
do we know that it's big?
Could be the size of a twig
For small birds and squirrels to sit on
I've got my clothes for Defence Of The Realm,
I've got my clothes for Defence Of The Realm,
Will you come as Lord Nelson, standing at the helm?
I've got my clothes for Defence Of The Realm,
Will you come as Lord Nelson, standing at the helm?
or in something more risque?
I've got my clothes for Defence Of The Realm,
Will you come as Lord Nelson, standing at the helm?
or in something more risque?
Frilly bloomers, I pray,
I've got my clothes for Defence Of The Realm,
Will you come as Lord Nelson, standing at the helm?
or in something more risque?
Frilly bloomers, I pray,
This ending might underwhelm
There, I've started my own
There, I've started my own limerickeys
and the rhythm was a bit after-thoughtski...
There, I've started my own limerickeys
and the rhythm was a bit after-thoughtski...
It's 8, 8, 5, 5, 8 :)
There, I've started my own limerickeys
and the rhythm was a bit after-thoughtski...
It's 8, 8, 5, 5, 8
So you see my old mate,
There, I've started my own limerickeys
and the rhythm was a bit after-thoughtski...
It's 8, 8, 5, 5, 8
So you see my old mate,
The last one was a bit out of timeski.
ProgDog can't wait for December,
ProgDog can't wait for December,
He likes a good gig, I remember.
ProgDog can't wait for December,
He likes a good gig, I remember.
with a woof, woof, bow-wow,
ProgDog can't wait for December,
He likes a good gig, I remember.
with a woof, woof, bow-wow,
and a bark, bark, chow-chow
ProgDog can't wait for December,
He likes a good gig, I remember.
with a woof, woof, bow-wow,
and a bark, bark, chow-chow
Sod September, October, November!
There once was a drummer called Mike
Who's bandmates said "Oi, on yer bike...
[Mod: Hmm...two-lines in one go is a bit naughty...but carry on. I included the missing lines above too.]
sorry :oops:
There once was a drummer called Mike
Who's bandmates said "Oi, on yer bike...
All the prog nerds cried
There once was a drummer called Mike
Who's bandmates said "Oi, on yer bike...
All the prog nerds cried
There was outcy, worldwide!
"outcy"?
Having trouble with your "r"s?
#420
There once was a drummer called Mike
Who's bandmates said "Oi, on yer bike...
All the prog nerds cried
There was outcy, worldwide!
Said Mike "F@#k off! take a hike.
The British Summer is over,
The British Summer is over
All that's left to mow now is the clover
The British Summer is over
All that's left to mow now is the clover
We're all off to Lydney
Quote from: "Pedro"Having trouble with your "r"s?
Don't be so personal!
I now have The Two Ronnies' "Our soles are cheap today" in my head.[/size]
The British Summer is over
All that's left to mow now is the clover
We're all off to Lydney
Is that close to Sydney?
The British Summer is over
All that's left to mow now is the clover
We're all off to Lydney
Is that close to Sydney?
Not too far, if you go via Dover.
So poor Jem's had campylobacter,
So poor Jem's had campylobacter,
Is it real or is he an actor?
So poor Jem's had campylobacter,
Is it real or is he an actor?
The way you can tell,
So poor Jem's had campylobacter,
Is it real or is he an actor?
The way you can tell,
Using silica gel
So poor Jem's had campylobacter,
Is it real or is he an actor?
The way you can tell,
Using silica gel
3 tons of wax and a tractor
The trouble with sick looking prog men
The trouble with sick looking prog men
is they'll likely get lost in a frog fen
The trouble with sick looking prog men
is they'll likely get lost in a frog fen
Or else sleep all day,
The trouble with sick looking prog men
is they'll likely get lost in a frog fen
Or else sleep all day
Then eat dinner on a tray
The trouble with sick looking prog men
is they'll likely get lost in a frog fen
Or else sleep all day
Then eat dinner on a tray
And hop skip and jump to the bog then
Don't forget to bring lots of jelly,
Don't forget to bring lots of jelly,
If you wish to appear on the telly.
Don't forget to bring lots of jelly,
If you wish to appear on the telly.
Or maybe some biscuits,
Don't forget to bring lots of jelly,
If you wish to appear on the telly.
Or maybe some biscuits,
And if you think you can risk it
Don't forget to bring lots of jelly,
If you wish to appear on the telly.
Or maybe some biscuits,
And if you think you can risk it
A nice bag of chips for our Nellie.
Major Blunders might make an appearance
Major Blunders might make an appearance,
Surrounded by new friends and adherents,
Major Blunders might make an appearance,
Surrounded by new friends and adherents,
They wood(!) stick to his sticks
Major Blunders might make an appearance,
Surrounded by new friends and adherents,
They wood(!) stick to his sticks,
And wood(!) add to the mix,
Major Blunders might make an appearance,
Surrounded by new friends and adherents,
They wood(!) stick to his sticks,
And wood(!) add to the mix,
But require security clearance.
It's Monday. Its raining. Again.
It's Monday. Its raining. Again.
But soon it'll be Tuesday and then,
It's Monday. Its raining. Again.
But soon it'll be Tuesday and then,
The sun will come out
It's Monday. Its raining. Again.
But soon it'll be Tuesday and then,
The sun will come out
I very much doubt
It's Monday. Its raining. Again.
But soon it'll be Tuesday and then,
The sun will come out
I very much doubt
Tis the curse of deceased weathermen.
I had a beef sandwich for lunch (That's a lie, it was chicken, but it didn't scan that well :D )
I had a beef sandwich for lunch
thought, "chicken?" but no, on a hunch
I had a beef sandwich for lunch
thought, "chicken?" but no, on a hunch
I'm sure beef is much better
I had a beef sandwich for lunch
thought, "chicken?" but no, on a hunch
I'm sure beef is much better
Condensed Milk is much wetter
I had a beef sandwich for lunch
thought, "chicken?" but no, on a hunch
I'm sure beef is much better
Condensed Milk is much wetter
So I'll have 'em tomorrow, for brunch.
I've just had a nice cup of tea,
I've just had a nice cup of tea,
that cost almost 65p
I've just had a nice cup of tea,
that cost almost 65p.
Sixty four and a half?
I've just had a nice cup of tea,
that cost almost 65p.
Sixty four and a half?
was it oolong or decaf?
I've just had a nice cup of tea,
that cost almost 65p.
Sixty four and a half?
They're 'avin' a larf!
(Ooh, limerick split, and this time completely along a trans-atlantic basis: I was sort of expecting "having a larf" to come from this side of the pond, but only a Yank could manage to rhyme "half" with "decaf". I'll leave someone else to resolve this one :D )
(sits back to enjoy the show)
I've just had a nice cup of tea,
that cost almost 65p.
Sixty four and a half?
was it oolong or decaf?
P.G. Tips and a hobnob for me
I've just had a nice cup of tea,
that cost almost 65p.
Sixty four and a half?
They're 'avin' a larf!
and they're taking the piss don't you see!
Jem has a birthday today,
Jem has a birthday today,
Sliding slowly down senescence way,
Jem has a birthday today,
Sliding slowly down senescence way,
along with a cake,
Jem has a birthday today,
Sliding slowly down senescence way,
along with a cake,
that Mrs G has to bake
#430
Jem has a birthday today,
Sliding slowly down senescence way,
along with a cake,
that Mrs G has to bake
with a rousing What Ho! and a Hey!
this is surely not the end of the wishes, (gotta get rhythmic there!)
(and well done on the double, dave!!)
This is surely not the end of the wishes,
Our Jem deserves those hugs and kisses
This is surely not the end of the wishes,
Our Jem deserves those hugs and kisses,
No snogging from me :shock:
This is surely not the end of the wishes,
Our Jem deserves those hugs and kisses,
No snogging from me :shock:
Just close family,
This is surely not the end of the wishes,
Our Jem deserves those hugs and kisses,
No snogging from me
Just close family,
And surely something special from the missus :shock:
DOTR has had its first show
DOTR has had its first show
With stiff upper lips, chaps! What-ho!
DOTR has had its first show
With stiff upper lips, chaps! What-ho!
So tell us dear friends,
DOTR has had it's first show
With stiff upper lips, chaps! What-ho!
So tell us dear friends,
'Cos the fun never ends,
DOTR has had its first show
With stiff upper lips, chaps! What-ho!
So tell us dear friends,
'Cos the fun never ends,
An account, please, blow-by-proggity-blow.
Just returned from a meeting in Venice,
Just returned from a meeting in Venice,
did you get to play any tennis?
Just returned from a meeting in Venice,
did you get to play any tennis?
With the court underwater
Just returned from a meeting in Venice,
did you get to play any tennis?
With the court underwater
I couldn't serve like I ought'a
Just returned from a meeting in Venice,
did you get to play any tennis?
With the court underwater
I couldn't serve like I ought'a
And the balls were all wet - what a menace.
So, now that the Realm is Defended,
So, now that the Realm is Defended
The rationing of prog music has ended,
So, now that the Realm is Defended,
The rationing of prog music has ended,
Bananas all round,
(For my own pleasure, here's the smart alec second line I was typing just before Brom jumped in:
So, now that the Realm is Defended,
By prog, pop has been firmly Ostended,
:D )
So, now that the Realm is Defended,
The rationing of prog music has ended,
Bananas all round,
Selling england by the pound,
So, now that the Realm is Defended,
By prog, pop has been firmly Ostended,
Disco's dead, how Jamaica?
So, now that the Realm is Defended,
The rationing of prog music has ended,
Bananas all round,
Selling england by the pound,
But the kilogram's now recommended
So, now that the Realm is Defended,
By prog, pop has been firmly Ostended,
Disco's dead, how Jamaica?
Let's play some Kula Shaker
So, now that the Realm is Defended,
By prog, pop has been firmly Ostended,
Disco's dead, how Jamaica?
Let's play some Kula Shaker
It's a story that will never be ended
Version 3 of the Cube is now planned
Version 3 of the Cube is now planned
To accommodate Jem's one-man-band
Version 3 of the Cube is now planned
To accommodate Jem's one-man-band
and with cheap internet,
Version 3 of the Cube is now planned
To accommodate Jem's one-man-band
and with cheap internet,
and Frost*y intent,
Version 3 of the Cube is now planned
To accommodate Jem's one-man-band
and with cheap internet,
and Frost*y intent,
Wow, a tent? That should save a few grand.
Please play "No Me No You" for Ged's wife
Please play "No Me No You" for Ged's wife
or blood will flow, in mar'tal strife
Please play "No Me No You" for Ged's wife
or blood will flow, in mar'tal strife
You could use a bassoon!
Please play "No Me No You" for Ged's wife
or blood will flow, in mar'tal strife
You could use a bassoon!
Or a purple baboon,
Please play "No Me No You" for Ged's wife
or blood will flow, in mar'tal strife
You could use a bassoon!
Or a purple baboon,
Or else you could run for your life.
Two more days 'til the weekend - hurrah!
Two more days 'til the weekend - hurrah!
So I'd better tune up my sitar,
Two more days 'til the weekend - hurrah!
So I'd better tune up my sitar
And brush up my fez
Two more days 'til the weekend - hurrah!
So I'd better tune up my sitar
And brush up my fez
My steampunk pince-nez
Two more days 'til the weekend - hurrah!
So I'd better tune up my sitar
And brush up my fez
My steampunk pince-nez
For this Saturday's gig in Qatar
Said the ostrich while eating its hay,
Said the ostrich while eating its hay,
I wish eggs were less painful to lay,
Said the ostrich while eating its hay,
I wish eggs were less painful to lay,
The shape is all wrong
Said the ostrich while eating its hay,
I wish eggs were less painful to lay,
The shape is all wrong
though much better than square
:lol:
* :roll: @ Rog *
*offers a rhyming alternative*
Said the ostrich while eating its hay,
I wish eggs were less painful to lay,
The shape is all wrong
Though better than oblong
Said the ostrich while eating its hay,
I wish eggs were less painful to lay,
The shape is all wrong
Though better than oblong
That'd make my eyes water, ev'ry day.
Beware! Hallowe'en's nearly upon us,
Beware! Hallowe'en's nearly upon us,
But only recently here OCONUS,
(look it up 8-) )
Beware! Hallowe'en's nearly upon us,
But only recently here OCONUS,
so don't trick or treat
Beware! Hallowe'en's nearly upon us,
But only recently here OCONUS,
So don't trick or treat,
Lest monsters you meet,
#440
Beware! Hallowe'en's nearly upon us,
But only recently here OCONUS,
So don't trick or treat,
Lest monsters you meet,
And Dec slays DR.Oktopus!
Jem's having a Satchingly good time,
Jem's having a Satchingly good time,
Is he playing, or is it really a mime? 8-)
Jem's having a Satchingly good time,
Is he playing, or is it really a mime? 8-)
With fingers a flying,
Jem's having a Satchingly good time,
Is he playing, or is it really a mime? 8-)
With fingers a flying,
Many notes that's implying,
Jem's having a Satchingly good time,
Is he playing, or is it really a mime?
With fingers a flying,
Many notes that's implying,
The keyboards, at least, are sublime. ;)
If you need gig photos, call MikeEvs
If you need gig photos, call MikeEvs,
He'll supply 'em if you bring the bevs,
If you need gig photos, call MikeEvs,
He'll supply 'em if you bring the bevs,
With great light exposure
If you need gig photos, call MikeEvs,
He'll supply 'em if you bring the bevs,
With great light exposure
and exquisite composure
If you need gig photos, call MikeEvs,
He'll supply 'em if you bring the bevs,
With great light exposure
and exquisite composure
and no need to store negatevs
It's our Sarah's birthday today
It's our Sarah's birthday today
So give a "Whatho" and "Hurray"
It's our Sarah's birthday today
So give a "Whatho" and "Hurray"
Just don't ask for ID
It's our Sarah's birthday today
So give a "Whatho" and "Hurray"
Just don't ask for ID
and shout, "fiddle-dee-dee!"
It's our Sarah's birthday today
So give a "Whatho" and "Hurray"
Just don't ask for ID
and shout, "fiddle-dee-dee!"
What she'd show you, I really can't say.
With Defence of The Realm mugs in stock,
With Defence of The Realm mugs in stock,
Our tea-breaks surely will rock
With Defence of The Realm mugs in stock,
Our tea-breaks surely will rock
'Keep Calm' says the mug
With Defence of The Realm mugs in stock,
Our tea-breaks surely will rock
'Keep Calm' says the mug
Sip carefully, don't glug
With Defence of The Realm mugs in stock,
Our tea-breaks surely will rock
'Keep Calm' says the mug
Sip carefully, don't glug
Or you're in for an unpleasant shock.
It'll soon be the 5th of November,
It'll soon be the 5th of November,
What happens then? I can't quite remember 8-)
It'll soon be the 5th of November,
What happens then? I can't quite remember
TA's senile, you see,
It'll soon be the 5th of November,
What happens then? I can't quite remember
TA's senile, you see,
He's got PTSD
It'll soon be the 5th of November,
What happens then? I can't quite remember
TA's senile, you see,
He's got PTSD
He's had it since last September.
Not long till the shoot in Derby,
Not long till the shoot in Derby,
When all Frost*ies will go suitably barmy
Not long till the shoot in Derby,
Poor gee-gees! Can't you top Barbie?
(aargh; fork! c'mon Mouse, "barmy" doesn't rhyme with Derby" 8-) )
"barmy" doesn't rhyme with "Derby"
Said TA, who's gone suitably barmy
;)
Not long till the shoot in Derby,
When all Frost*ies will go suitably barmy
Um. We already are.
Not long till the shoot in Derby,
Poor gee-gees! Can't you top Barbie?
First you must get past Ken!
"barmy" doesn't rhyme with "Derby"
Said TA, who's gone suitably barmy
Triple fork! Egads!
Quote from: "RacingHippo"Not long till the shoot in Derby,
When all Frost*ies will go suitably barmy
Um. We already are.
Not long till the shoot in Derby,
Poor gee-gees! Can't you top Barbie?
First you must get past Ken!
"barmy" doesn't rhyme with "Derby"
Said TA, who's gone suitably barmy
Triple fork! Egads!
F@#k that!! 3 at once is way too hard for my small brain to deal with........
Not long till the shoot in Derby,
When all Frost*ies will go suitably barmy,
Um. We already are.
Our brains have gone far,
Not long till the shoot in Derby,
Poor gee-gees! Can't you top Barbie?
First you must get past Ken!
He's surrounded by men,
"barmy" doesn't rhyme with "Derby"
Said TA, who's gone suitably barmy
Triple fork! Egads!
Never fear, lasses and lads!
(c'mon, JiB: your turn now :D )
Not long till the shoot in Derby,
When all Frost*ies will go suitably barmy,
Um. We already are.
Our brains have gone far,
and we've fallen into suitably smarmy!
Not long till the shoot in Derby,
Poor gee-gees! Can't you top Barbie?
First you must get past Ken!
He's surrounded by men,
for me to finish is an it beyond far-be.
"barmy" doesn't rhyme with "Derby"
Said TA, who's gone suitably barmy
Triple fork! Egads!
Never fear, lasses and lads!
with a triple fork you can eat foots all carby!
whew!
perhaps we will restore us some sanity
Quote from: "rogerg"for me to finish is an it beyond far-be.
Nice! :D
Anyway, moving on...
perhaps we will restore us some sanity
Never mind that. Did you know a manatee
Perhaps we will restore us some sanity
Never mind that. Did you know a manatee
Is called a sea cow
Perhaps we will restore us some sanity,
Never mind that. Did you know a manatee
Is called a sea cow?
You're smart; take a bow!
Perhaps we will restore us some sanity,
Never mind that. Did you know a manatee
Is called a sea cow?
You're smart; take a bow!
Why, thanks! (That helps feed my vanity.)
It's time for a rhyme about Blunders
It's time for a rhyme about Blunders
That tells of his tub-thumping wonders
It's time for a rhyme about Blunders
That tells of his tub-thumping wonders
He's an expert on Jazz,
It's time for a rhyme about Blunders
That tells of his tub-thumping wonders
He's an expert on Jazz,
both Modern and Trads,
#450
It's time for a rhyme about Blunders
That tells of his tub-thumping wonders
He's an expert on Jazz,
both Modern and Trads,
and his bass drum positively thunders.
Blunders claims there's a dry bar,
Blunders claims there's a dry bar,
Where they serve you dry gin, mixed with tar,
Blunders claims there's a dry bar,
Where they serve you dry gin, mixed with tar,
It tastes a bit sticky,
Blunders claims there's a dry bar,
Where they serve you dry gin, mixed with tar,
It tastes a bit sticky,
so don't take the micky,
Blunders claims there's a dry bar,
Where they serve you dry gin, mixed with tar,
It tastes a bit sticky,
so don't take the micky,
Just use it to coat your cigar.
The BOTY gig this year has PALLAS
The BOTY gig this year has PALLAS
Ouch! Ointment may help the discomfort pass
The BOTY gig this year has PALLAS
Ouch! Ointment may help the discomfort pass
sounds beyond the pail...
The BOTY gig this year has PALLAS
Ouch! Ointment may help the discomfort pass
sounds beyond the pail...
It's the size of a whale!
The BOTY gig this year has PALLAS
Ouch! Ointment may help the discomfort pass
sounds beyond the pail...
It's the size of a whale!
Good job I'll be home, watching Dallas.
I'll be sitting there, watching the telly,
I'll be sitting there, watching the telly,
My name's Po, it's the one in my belly,
'll be sitting there, watching the telly,
My name's Po, it's the one in my belly,
Tinky Winky's gone missing
I'll be sitting there, watching the telly,
My name's Po, it's the one in my belly,
Tinky Winky's gone missing,
Dipsy's drunk and is pissing,
(sorry, couldn't resist :D )
'll be sitting there, watching the telly,
My name's Po, it's the one in my belly,
Tinky Winky's gone missing,
Dipsy's drunk and is pissing,
And La La has gone looking for Nellie
(couldn't resist that either..)
These limericks should be Frost* related!
These limericks should be Frost* related!
Oh no, that idea's terribly dated,
These limericks should be Frost* related!
Oh no, that idea's terribly dated,
We have to progress
These limericks should be Frost* related!
Oh no, that idea's terribly dated,
We have to progress,
Which is why it's called Prog, yes?
#454
These limericks should be Frost* related!
Oh no, that idea's terribly dated,
We have to progress,
Which is why it's called Prog, yes?
with odd rhythms as you've demonstrated
It's a shame that Jem can't play with Dec
It's a shame that Jem can't play with Dec,
Or dance with that Anton Du Beke,
(it does rhyme, honest!)
It's a shame that Jem can't play with Dec,
Or dance with that Anton Du Beke,
Flamadiddle will rock :)
[Pedro - that was genius]
It's a shame that Jem can't play with Dec,
Or dance with that Anton Du Beke,
Flamadiddle will rock
Widdecombe in a frock :shock:
It's a shame that Jem can't play with Dec,
Or dance with that Anton Du Beke,
Flamadiddle will rock
Widdecombe in a frock
Still, at least he looks better than Shrek!
I was watching the X-factor tonight
I was watching the X-factor tonight
With the sound set to mute it's alright
I was watching the X-factor tonight
With the sound set to mute it's alright
It's a fine, chlling mime
I was watching the X-factor tonight
With the sound set to mute it's alright
It's a fine, chlling mime
If you're drunk at the time
I was watching the X-factor tonight
With the sound set to mute it's alright
It's a fine, chlling mime
If you're drunk at the time
If you're sober it's just total....errr.....delight.
The last line I wrote was a fib
The last line I wrote was a fib
There must be a way to tie fib to glib.
The last line I wrote was a fib
There must be a way to tie fib to glib
I think you just did it
The last line I wrote was a fib
There must be a way to tie fib to glib
I think you just did it
and much to your credit
The last line I wrote was a fib
There must be a way to tie fib to glib
I think you just did it
and much to your credit
And the last line belongs to Jib!
The Frost* reports are just great,
The Frost* reports are just great,
That's seven syllables, not eight!
The Frost* reports are just great,
That's seven syllables, not eight!
TA - you're a pedant!
The Frost* reports are just great,
That's seven syllables, not eight!
TA - you're a pedant!
To spot the discrepant,
The Frost* reports are just great,
That's seven syllables, not eight!
TA - you're a pedant!
To spot the discrepant,
But hopefully we're all still mates!!!
I just made my first Limerick post,
I just made my first Limerick post
To that we should all raise a toast
I just made my first Limerick post
To that we should all raise a toast
well done! have a biscuit!
I just made my first Limerick post
To that we should all raise a toast
well done! have a biscuit!
Egg nog? First whisk it!
I just made my first Limerick post
To that we should all raise a toast
well done! have a biscuit!
Egg nog? First whisk it!
Big deal, there's no need to boast.
This Limerick will be superior.
This Limerick will be superior.
All the others are vastly inferior,
This Limerick will be superior.
All the others are vastly inferior,
What sets this apart,
This Limerick will be superior.
All the others are vastly inferior,
What sets this apart,
Is our grasp of the art,
#460
This Limerick will be superior.
All the others are vastly inferior,
What sets this apart,
Is our grasp of the art,
and our passion to make the place cheerier
I'm hoping that Santa will bring
I'm hoping that Santa will bring
Some packages, tied up with string
I'm hoping that Santa will bring
Some packages, tied up with string,
A bag full of nuts?
I'm hoping that Santa will bring
Some packages, tied up with string,
A bag full of nuts?
to keep in the guts.
I'm hoping that Santa will bring
Some packages, tied up with string,
A bag full of nuts?
to keep in the guts,
Else I won't be able to sing.
How I wish I could see the Tourette,
How I wish I could see the Tourette,
In the flesh, not on a TV set,
How I wish I could see the Tourette,
In the flesh, not on a TV set,
If you live far away
How I wish I could see the Tourette,
In the flesh, not on a TV set,
If you live far away
(Like the US of A)
How I wish I could see the Tourette,
In the flesh, not on a TV set,
If you live far away
(Like the US of A)
Tough shit.
Okay, that last one didn't rhyme
Okay, that last one didn't rhyme
But it did make me chuckle, so fine!
Okay, that last one didn't rhyme
But it did make me chuckle, so fine!
the rhythm was funky
Okay, that last one didn't rhyme
But it did make me chuckle, so fine!
the rhythm was funky
Not prog, more quite punky
Okay, that last one didn't rhyme
But it did make me chuckle, so fine!
the rhythm was funky
Not prog, more quite punky,
Playing loud, but never in time.
I just bought some cheese in Edam,
I just bought some cheese in Edam
for my family cos I need to feed em
I just bought some cheese in Edam
for my family cos I need to feed em,
Right! Time to go home,
I just bought some cheese in Edam
for my family cos I need to feed em,
Right! Time to go home,
No more shall I roam
I just bought some cheese in Edam
for my family cos I need to feed em,
Right! Time to go home,
No more shall I roam
I know the illusion is freedom.
So, what is a Black Live Machine?
So, what is a Black Live Machine?
Thing that burns biscuits in the canteen?
So, what is a Black Live Machine?
Thing that burns biscuits in the canteen?
Or is it the machine that goes ping!
So, what is a Black Live Machine?
Thing that burns biscuits in the canteen?
Or is it the machine that goes ping!
Or maybe a machine that totally knackers the Space-Limerick Continuum....thing
So, what is a Black Live Machine?
Thing that burns biscuits in the canteen?
Or is it the machine that goes ping!
Or maybe a machine that totally knackers the Space-Limerick Continuum....thing
Or something completely different?
I really can not be arsed,
Me neither.
What?
Oh.
I really cannot be arsed
To dwell on the songs of the past
( try a posh southern accent, something which I have never possessed)
I really cannot be arsed
To dwell on the songs of the past
Give me something new
So, what is a Black Live Machine?
Thing that burns biscuits in the canteen?
Or is it the machine that goes ping!
or ring-a-ding-ding!
So, what is a Black Live Machine?
Thing that burns biscuits in the canteen?
A machine that goes ping!
or ring-a-ding-ding!
Or a gadget that no-one has seen?
I really cannot be arsed
To dwell on the songs of the past
Give me something new
I really cannot be arsed
To dwell on the songs of the past
Give me something new
For my ears to chew
I really cannot be arsed
To dwell on the songs of the past
Give me something new
For my ears to chew
Any my voice to have a blast
TA's close to posting a grand
TA's close to posting a grand
his prize? Bermuda to get tanned?
(sorry about the mess-up. missed a page again.... thanks for the save, Pedro!)
TA's close to posting a grand
his prize? Bermuda to get tanned?
Is tanned State a prize?
TA's close to posting a grand
his prize? Bermuda to get tanned?
Is tanned State a prize?
Or a pain in the thighs?
TA's close to posting a grand
his prize? Bermuda to get tanned?
Is tanned State a prize?
Or a pain in the thighs?
Send pics and just watch them get banned!
Sunday mornings can be ever so quiet,
Sunday mornings can be ever so quiet,
Even more so if you can in-lie it
Sunday mornings can be ever so quiet,
Even more so if you can in-lie it,
I did, it was good,
Sunday mornings can be ever so quiet,
Even more so if you can in-lie it,
I did, it was good
Didn't think that we would
Sunday mornings can be ever so quiet,
Even more so if you can in-lie it,
I did, it was good
Didn't think that we would
Better wait for a week, and then try it.
Arena were great at The Peel,
Arena were great at The Peel,
The Visitor was featured a great deal
Arena were great at The Peel,
The Visitor was featured a great deal
Referring to Paul? ;)
Arena were great at The Peel,
The Visitor was featured a great deal
Referring to Paul? ;)
Yes, he gave it his all,
#470
Arena were great at The Peel,
The Visitor was featured a great deal
Referring to Paul?
Yes, he gave it his all,
A shame that I missed all the zeal.
This one will be self-referential
This one will be self-referential
A subject I find preferential
This one will be self-referential
A subject I find preferential
Its recursivity
This one will be self-referential
A subject I find preferential
Its recursivity
Is a proclivity
This one will be self-referential
A subject I find preferential
Its recursivity
Is a proclivity
And the profits become exponential.
So, the calendar for Twenty-Eleven,
So, the calendar for Twenty-Eleven,
Contains five more pictures than seven
So, the calendar for Twenty-Eleven,
Contains five more pictures than seven
What, four more than eight?
So, the calendar for Twenty-Eleven,
Contains five more pictures than seven
What, four more than eight?
so you'll never be late!
So, the calendar for Twenty-Eleven,
Contains five more pictures than seven
What, four more than eight?
so you'll never be late!
And risk an early arrival in Heaven
I said "Hellay!" to a sparrow today
I said "Hellay!" to a sparrow today,
he turned round and said "Go Away!"
I said "Hellay!" to a sparrow today,
he turned round and said "Go Away!"
So I tried a "What Ho",
I said "Hellay!" to a sparrow today,
he turned round and said "Go Away!"
So I tried a "What Ho",
But he yawned, and cheeped "No!",
I said "Hellay!" to a sparrow today,
he turned round and said "Go Away!"
So I tried a "What Ho",
But he yawned, and cheeped "No!",
So I served him up on a tray.
too many damn things in my head
Too many damn things in my head
I think I'll just go back to bed
Too many damn things in my head,
I think I'll just go back to bed.
But the crumbs in the sheets
Too many damn things in my head,
I think I'll just go back to bed.
But the crumbs in the sheets
And some 'Frasier' repeats
Too many damn things in my head,
I think I'll just go back to bed.
But the crumbs in the sheets
And some 'Frasier' repeats
Means I stay wide awake instead
Yippee! Jem is on the radio
Yippee! Jem is on the radio
and it's filled my ears all day-dee-o!
Yippee! Jem is on the radio
and it's filled my ears all day-dee-o!
It's a jolly ol' show
Yippee! Jem is on the radio
and it's filled my ears all day-dee-o!
It's a jolly ol' show
and a total K.O.
Yippee! Jem is on the radio
and it's filled my ears all day-dee-o!
It's a jolly ol' show
and a total K.O.
so let's have a large lemonade-i-o!
So Frost* week is nigh! Who's attending?
So Frost* week is nigh! Who's attending?
With the snow and the ice it's depending
So Frost* week is nigh! Who's attending?
With the snow and the ice it's depending
Wild horses won't stop me
So Frost* week is nigh! Who's attending?
With the snow and the ice it's depending
Wild horses won't stop me
We could ride them to Derby!
So Frost* week is nigh! Who's attending?
With the snow and the ice it's depending
Wild horses won't stop me
We could ride them to Derby!
At least then no fences'll need mending.
With this post, I'll bring up my grand,
With this post, I'll bring up my grand,
Oh congrats, let's all give him a hand
With this post, I'll bring up my grand,
Oh congrats, let's all give him a hand
TA's a Cadbury's Boaster!
With this post, I'll bring up my grand,
Oh congrats, let's all give him a hand
TA's a Cadbury's Boaster!
A true kilo-poster
With this post, I'll bring up my grand,
Oh congrats, let's all give him a hand
TA's a Cadbury's Boaster!
A true kilo-poster
a few more he'll be part of the band!
the big week is nearly upon us!
the big week is nearly upon us!
Where I live, it came without fuss,
[thanks hugely to Nellie, Catherine, Pedro, and Roger for completing my Boaster-Poster ditty: I can't think of a finer quartet of accomplished Frost*ie limerick writers for the job; I am truly flattered :oops:]
the big week is nearly upon us!
Where I live, it came without fuss,
Frost*ies are sooo excited
the big week is nearly upon us!
Where I live, it came without fuss,
Frost*ies are sooo excited
Their eyes all gaily* up-lighted
*In the old-fashioned sense, natch.
the big week is nearly upon us!
Where I live, it came without fuss,
Frost*ies are sooo excited
Their eyes all gaily up-lighted
As they wait for Dr oKtopUs
Blunders needs more pram in the wedge
Blunders needs more pram in the wedge
In the duel it would give him the edge /
Blunders needs more pram in the wedge
In the duel it would give him the edge
But when competing with Jem
Blunders needs more pram in the wedge
In the duel it would give him the edge
But when competing with Jem
He needs beer, grit and phlegm
Blunders needs more pram in the wedge
In the duel it would give him the edge
But when competing with Jem
He needs beer, grit and phlegm,
And a chainsaw to chop down his hedge.
The gigs are all over for now,
The gigs are all over for now,
Wipe a tear as our boys take their bow.
The gigs are all over for now,
Wipe a tear as our boys take their bow.
But wait, there's one more
The gigs are all over for now,
Wipe a tear as our boys take their bow.
But wait, there's one more
'Though not Frost* anymore
#480
The gigs are all over for now,
Wipe a tear as our boys take their bow.
But wait, there's one more
'Though not Frost* anymore
It's three parts Frost* and two parts Kino
We're waiting for the DVD
We're waiting for the DVD
Oh how exciting that will be
We're waiting for the DVD
Oh how exciting that will be
Our Jem in HD
We're waiting for the DVD
Oh how exciting that will be
Our Jem in HD
Plus those other 3
We're waiting for the DVD
Oh how exciting that will be
Our Jem in HD
Plus those other 3
Except for Dec, who thinks he needs a pee.
LFE forgot to start a new rhyme!
LFE forgot to start a new rhyme!
That happens here from time to time
LFE forgot to start a new rhyme!
That happens here from time to time
The excitement's too much
LFE forgot to start a new rhyme!
That happens here from time to time
The excitement's too much
People read but don't touch
LFE forgot to start a new rhyme!
That happens here from time to time
The excitement's too much,
You can look but don't touch,
LFE forgot to start a new rhyme!
That happens here from time to time
The excitement's too much,
You can look but don't touch,
Then there's duplication but it's no crime
LFE forgot to start a new rhyme!
That happens here from time to time
The excitement's too much
People read but don't touch
Then there's duplication but it's no crime
Come on - who make the 2,000th reply?
Come on - who make the 2,000th reply?
That'll be me then, Marty McFly,
Come on - who make the 2,000th reply?
That'll be me then, Marty McFly,
You don't look the same
Come on - who make the 2,000th reply?
That'll be me then, Marty McFly,
You don't look the same,
The time travel's to blame,
Come on - who make the 2,000th reply?
That'll be me then, Marty McFly,
You don't look the same,
The time travel's to blame,
Or else it's the mud in your eye.
The weather will again turn so chilly,
Quote from: "catherine"The weather will again turn so chilly,
In Derby it really was silly,
The weather will again turn so chilly,
In Derby it really was silly.
The monkeys were brass
The weather will again turn so chilly,
In Derby it really was silly.
The monkeys were brass
and the witches were crass
(Not our Nicky, though!) :D
The weather will again turn so chilly,
In Derby it really was silly.
The monkeys were brass
and the witches were crass
They all laughed at Jem's poor cold short...
I've got problems. My mixer ain't working.
I've got problems. My mixer ain't working.
So whisk by hand; quit your shirking,
I've got problems. My mixer ain't working.
So whisk by hand; quit your shirking,
Tell me, how do I whisk sound??
I've got problems. My mixer ain't working.
So whisk by hand; quit your shirking,
Tell me, how do I whisk sound??
Make it go round and round?
I've got problems. My mixer ain't working.
So whisk by hand; quit your shirking,
Tell me, how do I whisk sound??
Make it go round and round?
and then drink your ale by the firkin!
it's truly been quite a December
it's truly been quite a December
and one that all Frost*ies will remember
it's truly been quite a December
and one that all Frost*ies will remember
From London to Derby
It's truly been quite a December
and one that all Frost*ies will remember
From London to Derby,
So much funnier than Tarby,
[We've been here before; only Tarby and Barbie seem to rhyme with Derby in English as in "Dah-bee", as opposed the the Murkn pronunciation of "Duh-bee" :D ]
Quote from: "Trapezium Artist"[We've been here before; only Tarby and Barbie seem to rhyme with Derby in English as in "Dah-bee", as opposed the the Murkn pronunciation of "Duh-bee" :D ]
durr-bee here in the States... 8-)
In case anyone is puzzled, "Tarby" is the nick name of Jimmy Tarbuck, stand-up comedian turned game show host in the UK.
(//http://www.danceanddance.com/dancers/Jimmy_Tarbuck.jpg)
It's truly been quite a December
and one that all Frost*ies will remember
From London to Derby,
So much funnier than Tarby,
A titter from every band member.
Thanks to Pedro for that explanation
Thanks to Pedro for that explanation
Said the porter at Exeter Station,
Thanks to Pedro for that explanation
Said the porter at Exeter Station,
St David's, it's called,
Thanks to Pedro for that explanation
Said the porter at Exeter Station,
St David's, it's called,
and I believe that he's bald
Thanks to Pedro for that explanation
Said the porter at Exeter Station,
St David's, it's called,
and I believe that he's bald
He's so shiny he gets standing ovations
The Frost*ies are a wondreful bunch
The Frost*ies are a wondreful bunch
But don't ever take them to lunch
The Frost*ies are a wondreful bunch
But don't ever take them to lunch
Much ale is consumed
The Frost*ies are a wondreful bunch
But don't ever take them to lunch
Much ale is consumed
and they're usually costumed
The Frost*ies are a wondreful bunch
But don't ever take them to lunch
Much ale is consumed
and they're usually costumed,
Black T's with red stars, at a hunch.
Will Catherine make Uden today?
Will Catherine make Uden today?
And what is a Uden,eh?
Will Catherine make Uden today?
And what is a Uden,eh?
A small den for U?
Will Catherine make Uden today?
And what is a Uden,eh?
A small den for U?
Or the place for Dec's do?
Will Catherine make Uden today?
And what is a Uden,eh?
A small den for U?
Or the place for Dec's do?
Correct sir, you win sir, hooray!
The snow here is growing quite deep,
The snow here is growing quite deep,
And TA has lost several sheep
The snow here is growing quite deep,
And TA has lost several sheep
Hard to tally the loss
The snow here is growing quite deep,
And TA has lost several sheep
Hard to tally the loss,
His collie's quite cross,
#490
The snow here is growing quite deep,
And TA has lost several sheep
Hard to tally the loss,
His collie's quite cross,
When he starts to count he falls asleep
Seems the snow will mean gifts won't arrive
Seems the snow will mean gifts won't arrive
And some turkeys might get to survive
Seems the snow will mean gifts won't arrive
And some turkeys might get to survive
The cloud's shiny edge
Seems the snow will mean gifts won't arrive
And some turkeys might get to survive
The cloud's shiny edge
More pram in the wedge!
:twisted:
Seems the snow will mean gifts won't arrive
And some turkeys might get to survive
The cloud's shiny edge
More pram in the wedge!
And Blunders playing "Staying Alive"
My wife's birthday's also this week,
My wife's birthday's also this week,
So I'll write her some verses, in Greek,
My wife's birthday's also this week,
So I'll write her some verses, in Greek,
The presents need to double
My wife's birthday's also this week,
So I'll write her some verses, in Greek,
The presents need to double
or else I'm in trouble
My wife's birthday's also this week,
So I'll write her some verses, in Greek,
The presents need to double
or else I'm in trouble
You know - up there, no paddle, in creek.
We're starting to thaw, here in Blighty,
We're starting to thaw, here in Blighty,
And starting to warm up, just slightly
We're starting to thaw, here in Blighty,
And starting to warm up, just slightly
There's Frost on the way
We're starting to thaw, here in Blighty,
And starting to warm up, just slightly
There's Frost on the way
Huzzah! and Hooray!
We're starting to thaw, here in Blighty,
And starting to warm up, just slightly
There's Frost on the way
Huzzah! and Hooray!
But Mouse still can't rhyme, gawd almighty 8-)
No luck with the wife pressie buying, :(
No luck with the wife pressie buying,
not shopping, a bit more like dying?
No luck with the wife pressie buying,
not shopping, a bit more like dying?
Small and sparkly is best,
No luck with the wife pressie buying,
not shopping, a bit more like dying?
Small and sparkly is best,
or a nice woollen vest,
No luck with the wife pressie buying,
not shopping, a bit more like dying?
Small and sparkly is best,
or a nice woollen vest,
But a Hoover'll drown out the crying.
It's time now to make a stir fry,
It's time now to make a stir fry,
"Great, more turkey", the kids cry
It's time now to make a stir fry,
"Great, more turkey", the kids cry
So throw in some sprouts
It's time now to make a stir fry,
"Great, more turkey", the kids cry
So throw in some sprouts,
Cast off your grave doubts,
t's time now to make a stir fry,
"Great, more turkey", the kids cry
So throw in some sprouts,
Cast off your grave doubts,
We can all have a nice game of "I-Spy".
As 2011 fast approaches,
As 2011 fast approaches,
We'll all soon wish we were roaches
As 2011 fast approaches,
We'll all soon wish we were roaches
In the ashtray of life
As 2011 fast approaches,
We'll all soon wish we were roaches
In the ashtray of life,
we deal with our strife,
As 2011 fast approaches,
We'll all soon wish we were roaches
In the ashtray of life,
we deal with our strife,
and wait as the Reaper approaches
:cry:
You get to start the next one, rob-m
You get to start the next one, rob-m
Which appears to rhyme with Godfrey-Jem
You get to start the next one, rob-m
Which appears to rhyme with Godfrey-Jem
Hey! I was't starting!
You get to start the next one, rob-m
Which appears to rhyme with Godfrey-Jem
Hey! I was't starting!
But, since we're departing...
You get to start the next one, rob-m
Which appears to rhyme with Godfrey-Jem
Hey! I was't starting!
But, since we're departing...
Remember when we rhymed Jem with phlegm?
I refuse to start a limerick
I refuse to start a limerick
But a line like that does do the trick
I refuse to start a limerick
But a line like that does do the trick
You start it, we'll finish
I refuse to start a limerick
But a line like that does do the trick
You start it, we'll finish
And watch the quality diminish
I refuse to start a limerick
But a line like that does do the trick
You start it, we'll finish
And watch the quality diminish
This rhyme just makes me sick.
There once was a duck on stampede
There once was a duck on stampede,
'cos of amphetamines hid in his feed,
There once was a duck on stampede,
'cos of amphetamines hid in his feed,
The flapping of feathers
There once was a duck on stampede,
'cos of amphetamines hid in his feed,
The flapping of feathers
and snapping of tethers
There once was a duck on stampede,
'cos of amphetamines hid in his feed,
The flapping of feathers
and snapping of tethers
made a sound a bit like Rob Reed
So it's back to work tomorrow
So it's back to work tomorrow
A day of really great sorrow
So it's back to work tomorrow
A day of really great sorrow
but why, it's my birthday!
So it's back to work tomorrow
A day of really great sorrow
but why, it's my birthday!
Then let's have a holiday!
#500
So it's back to work tomorrow
A day of really great sorrow
but why, it's my birthday!
Then let's have a holiday!
Let's go & climb Mt Kilimanjaro!
I've just had a tough steak for my dinner
I've just had a tough steak for my dinner
It put up a fight but sure was a winner
I've just had a tough steak for my dinner
It put up a fight but sure was a winner,
My ears were both boxed,
I've just had a tough steak for my dinner
It put up a fight but sure was a winner,
My ears were both boxed,
And my stomach was foxed
I've just had a tough steak for my dinner
It put up a fight but sure was a winner,
My ears were both boxed,
And my stomach was foxed
But the calories burnt made me thinner
Another years work has just started
Another years work has just started
No time to mourn a year now departed
Another years work has just started
No time to mourn a year now departed
It's back to the grind
Another years work has just started,
No time to mourn a year now departed,
It's back to the grind,
Stress levels up-wind,
Another years work has just started,
No time to mourn a year now departed,
It's back to the grind,
Stress levels up-wind,
Buck up, chaps! Don't be so down-hearted!
This new year could be quite amazing,
This new year could be quite amazing,
Which prospects then, dear, are you raising?
This new year could be quite amazing,
Which prospects then, dear, are you raising?
Steady on, now, TA!
This new year could be quite amazing,
Which prospects then, dear, are you raising?
Steady on, now, TA!
Tickle, slap, woof, wahey!
This new year could be quite amazing,
Which prospects then, dear, are you raising?
Steady on, now, TA!
Tickle, slap, woof, wahey!
Down boy! Back to your star-gazing!
Pass the bromide, please, for TA's tea,
Pass the bromide, please, for TA's tea,
No-one's here, Cath; it's just you and me,
Pass the bromide, please, for TA's tea,
No-one's here, Cath; it's just you and me,
Hey, don't forget Villuccikeys!
Pass the bromide, please, for TA's tea,
No-one's here, Cath; it's just you and me,
Hey, don't forget Villuccikeys!
Plus some loitering Frost*ies
Pass the bromide, please, for TA's tea,
No-one's here, Cath; it's just you and me,
Hey, don't forget Villuccikeys!
Plus some loitering Frost*ies
That's the problem, there's no privacy.
It's getting quite late now; I'm sleepy,
It's getting quite late now; I'm sleepy,
C'mon over and nap in my tipi,
It's getting quite late now; I'm sleepy,
C'mon over and nap in my tipi,
We'll have none of that here!
It's getting quite late now; I'm sleepy,
C'mon over and nap in my tipi,
We'll have none of that here!
I'll bring biscuits and beer!
It's getting quite late now; I'm sleepy,
C'mon over and nap in my tipi,
We'll have none of that here!
I'll bring biscuits and beer!
Is it me or have things gotten creepy?
Whilst on the lamb on full grown sheep
Whilst on the lamb on full grown sheep
There's both bleating and falling asleep
Whilst on the lamb on full grown sheep
There's both bleating and falling asleep
Pass the redcurrant jelly
Whilst on the lamb on full grown sheep
There's both bleating and falling asleep
Pass the redcurrant jelly
And someone go fetch Nellie
Whilst on the lamb on full grown sheep
There's both bleating and falling asleep
Pass the redcurrant jelly
And someone go fetch Nellie
To apply the mint sauce, thick and deep.
With my cuppa, I'd like a Frost* biscuit,
With my cuppa, I'd like a Frost* biscuit,
With egg white on top if you whisk it,
With my cuppa, I'd like a Frost* biscuit,
With egg white on top if you whisk it,
But gee, look at the time!
With my cuppa, I'd like a Frost* biscuit,
With egg white on top if you whisk it,
But gee, look at the time!
Help, I can't make this rhyme!
With my cuppa, I'd like a Frost* biscuit,
With egg white on top if you whisk it,
But gee, look at the time!
Help, I can't make this rhyme!
See what you can do when you risk it?
Sunyaev-Zel'dovich effect,
Sunyaev-Zel'dovich effect
Has helped cosmologists to detect
Sunyaev-Zel'dovich effect
Has helped cosmologists to detect
A black light machine,
Sunyaev-Zel'dovich effect
Has helped cosmologists to detect
A black light machine,
But what's it all mean?
Sunyaev-Zel'dovich effect
Has helped cosmologists to detect
A black light machine,
But what's it all mean?
If I'm supposed to know that then I'm fecked.
Thanks to Hippo the spammers have gone
Thanks to Hippo the spammers have gone
What completely? Not even one?
Thanks to Hippo the spammers have gone
What completely? Not even one?
I guess it's safe to say
Thanks to Hippo the spammers have gone
What completely? Not even one?
I guess it's safe to say
They'll seek another way
Thanks to Hippo the spammers have gone
What completely? Not even one?
I guess it's safe to say
They'll seek another way
We'll be ready, the fight is begun!
Holy Moley, work gets in the way
Holy Moley, work gets in the way
There's no time to rest, or to play
Holy Moley, work gets in the way
There's no time to rest, or to play
with a limerick here
Holy Moley, work gets in the way
There's no time to rest, or to play
with a limerick here
Or to even drink beer
Holy Moley, work gets in the way
There's no time to rest, or to play
with a limerick here
Or to even drink beer
At least it keeps the voices at bay.
A Fantom G is a wonderful thing
A Fantom G is a wonderful thing
You can make it go "plonk", "whee" and "ping"!
A Fantom G is a wonderful thing
You can make it go "plonk", "whee" and "ping"
Those clever chaps at Roland
A Fantom G is a wonderful thing
You can make it go "plonk", "whee" and "ping"
Those clever chaps at Roland
Had a nice trip to Poland
#510
A Fantom G is a wonderful thing
You can make it go "plonk", "whee" and "ping"
Those clever chaps at Roland
Had a nice trip to Poland
And now they can make it go "bing"
But it still cannot make you a cuppa
But it still cannot make you a cuppa
or a nice buttered scone for your supper
But it still cannot make you a cuppa
or a nice buttered scone for your supper
It can't brew the tea
But it still cannot make you a cuppa
or a nice buttered scone for your supper
It can't brew the tea
Or per-co-late cof-fee
But it still cannot make you a cuppa
or a nice buttered scone for your supper
It can't brew the tea
Or per-co-late cof-fee
And a DVD it just might scupper
So...Who's excited 'bout Rockfield
So...Who's excited 'bout Rockfield
Enthusiasm seems barely concealed
So...Who's excited 'bout Rockfield
Enthusiasm seems barely concealed,
Never 'eard of it, mate,
So...Who's excited 'bout Rockfield
Enthusiasm seems barely concealed,
Never 'eard of it, mate,
So your news has no weight,
So...Who's excited 'bout Rockfield
Enthusiasm seems barely concealed,
Never 'eard of it, mate,
So your news has no weight,
No mass,and it hasn't appealed?
Will the DVD be experimental?
Will the DVD be experimental?
Otherwise it might just be a rental,
Will the DVD be experimental?
Otherwise it might just be a rental,
Will the channels have hiss?
Will the DVD be experimental?
Otherwise it might just be a rental,
Will the channels have hiss?
I hear they sound like piss
Will the DVD be experimental?
Otherwise it might just be a rental,
Will the channels have hiss?
Must we give it a miss?
Will the DVD be experimental?
Otherwise it might just be a rental,
Will the channels have hiss?
I hear they sound like piss
The reviews online will get mental!
Will the DVD be experimental?
Otherwise it might just be a rental,
Will the channels have hiss?
Must we give it a miss?
Pass the mixing off as 'accidental'
I do hate making choices. (;
New one:
Jem makes it on Britain's Got Talent
Jem makes it on Britain's Got Talent
And I must say, his wardrobe was quite gallant
Jem makes it on Britain's Got Talent
And I must say, his wardrobe was quite gallant
But his big chest of drawers,
Jem makes it on Britain's Got Talent
And I must say, his wardrobe was quite gallant
But his big chest of drawers,
Caused the judges to pause
Jem makes it on Britain's Got Talent
And I must say, his wardrobe was quite gallant
But his big chest of drawers,
Caused the judges to pause
And his tallboy was very old-fashioned
Which Jordan is Jem's friend? The lady?
Which Jordan is Jem's friend? The lady?
Or the baldy from DT, yes? maybe?
Which Jordan is Jem's friend? The lady?
Or the baldy from DT, yes? maybe?
Or the basketball guy
Which Jordan is Jem's friend? The lady?
Or the baldy from DT, yes? maybe?
Or the basketball guy
Who thought he could fly
Which Jordan is Jem's friend? The lady?
Or the baldy from DT, yes? maybe?
Or the basketball guy
Who thought he could fly
Hang on, did you really say LADY?!?!?
Looking forward to Jem's filter ramblings,
Looking forward to Jem's filter ramblings,
For those coffee grinds we'll all be scramblings
(I've always thought his move from top muso to barista was odd, but just put it down to a mid-life crisis thing)
Looking forward to Jem's filter ramblings,
For those coffee grinds we'll all be scramblings
After two fifteen pages
Looking forward to Jem's filter ramblings,
For those coffee grinds we'll all be scramblings
After two fifteen pages
Are lost to the ages
Looking forward to Jem's filter ramblings,
For those coffee grinds we'll all be scramblings
After two fifteen pages
Are lost to the ages
While the little lambs enjoy their gambollings
Now a bucolic theme has arisen,
Now a bucolic theme has arisen,
It reminds me I must go give "Broadway" a listen
Now a bucolic theme has arisen,
It reminds me I must go give "Broadway" a listen
With added mint sauce?
Now a bucolic theme has arisen,
It reminds me I must go give "Broadway" a listen
With added mint sauce?
And rosemary, but of course,
Now a bucolic theme has arisen,
It reminds me I must go give "Broadway" a listen
With added mint sauce?
And rosemary, but of course,
...and the solo reagrding the "prison"
It's good that Twang's back on the air
It's good that Twang's back on the air
The bonkers chap has such flair
It's good that Twang's back on the air
The bonkers chap has such flair
He rawks with the best
It's good that Twang's back on the air
The bonkers chap has such flair
He rawks with the best
Even though his string vest
It's good that Twang's back on the air
The bonkers chap has such flair
He rawks with the best
Even though his string vest
Is something I just wouldn't wear...
But I'd quite like a shiny new jacket
But I'd quite like a shiny new jacket
A leather one will cost me a packet
But I'd quite like a shiny new jacket
A leather one will cost me a packet
So I'll make do with plastic
But I'd quite like a shiny new jacket
A leather one will cost me a packet
So I'll make do with plastic,
With sequins; fantastic!
#520
But I'd quite like a shiny new jacket
A leather one will cost me a packet
So I'll make do with plastic,
With sequins; fantastic!
So loud, it'll make quite a racket.
The sequins will give it some glitter,
The sequins will give it some glitter,
and make all the young children titter,
The sequins will give it some glitter,
and make all the young children titter,
And grannies guffaw
The sequins will give it some glitter,
and make all the young children titter,
And grannies guffaw
While teenies shout "More"
The sequins will give it some glitter,
and make all the young children titter,
And grannies guffaw
While teenies shout "More",
At the glam'rous transvestite pipe fitter.
It's always quite hard to begin,
It's always quite hard to begin
Learning to play violin
It's always quite hard to begin
Learning to play violin
With broken strings
It's always quite hard to begin
Learning to play violin
With broken strings
And other such things
It's always quite hard to begin
Learning to play violin
With broken strings
And other such things
Especially in the city of Berlin
There once was a man from Nantucket
There once was a man from Nantucket
Who went out to get a new bucket
There once was a man from Nantucket
Who went out to get a new bucket
His frail pail had failed
There once was a man from Nantucket
Who went out to get a new bucket
His frail pail had failed,
Oh, how this male wailed,
There once was a man from Nantucket
Who went out to get a new bucket
His frail pail had failed,
Oh, how this male wailed,
Until given a dummy and told "Suck it".
Be careful, chaps - let's keep it wholesome
Be careful, chaps - let's keep it wholesome
Or you'll be sitting outside on your ownsome
Be careful, chaps - let's keep it wholesome
Or you'll be sitting outside on your ownsome
"Chaps"? Sexist remark.
Be careful, chaps - let's keep it wholesome
Or you'll be sitting outside on your ownsome
"Chaps"? Sexist remark.
The moderator did bark
Be careful, chaps - let's keep it wholesome
Or you'll be sitting outside on your ownsome
"Chaps"? Sexist remark.
The moderator did bark,
Before leaving for home on his lonesome.
An irrational number is pi,
An irrational number is pi,
Its digits could fill up the sky
An irrational number is pi,
Its digits could fill up the sky
Free point won fort who
An irrational number is pi,
Its digits could fill up the sky
Free point won fort who
round off too soon; boo!
An irrational number is pi,
Its digits could fill up the sky
Free point won fort who
round off too soon; boo!
Oh look, people, we've made TA cry! <--- note careful use of non-gender-specific term
Now that Pedro has gone all Pee-Cee,
Now that Pedro has gone all Pee-Cee,
I don't own a Mac, clean or durr-tee
Now that Pedro has gone all Pee-Cee,
I don't own a Mac, clean or durr-tee,
But virii he has,
(Oh, and Catherine, I wasn't crying (boo hoo :cry:) in the previous limerick; I was jeering (boo! :P) at Pedro's (admittedly very clever) rounding ... then again, what's a man to do with five syllables? 8-) )
Now that Pedro has gone all Pee-Cee,
I don't own a Mac, clean or durr-tee,
But virii he has
On his hard-drive, whereas
Now that Pedro has gone all Pee-Cee,
I don't own a Mac, clean or durr-tee,
But virii he has
On his hard-drive, whereas
His pen-drive is still virus-free
Alas, inspiration is lacking,
Alas, inspiration is lacking,
Our muses have all gone a-packing
Alas, inspiration is lacking,
Our muses have all gone a-packing
erm...duh duh duh duh
Alas, inspiration is lacking,
Our muses have all gone a-packing
erm...duh duh duh duh
my brain goes "wuh wuh"
Alas, inspiration is lacking,
Our muses have all gone a-packing
erm...duh duh duh duh
my brain goes "wuh wuh"
we'd best step it up or we'll get a sacking!
lots of good prog rock to be found,
Alas, inspiration is lacking,
Our muses have all gone a-packing
erm...duh duh duh duh
my brain goes "wuh wuh"
we'd best step it up or we'll get a sacking!
lots of good prog rock to be found,
If you keep your ear close to the ground,
Lots of good prog rock to be found,
If you keep your ear close to the ground,
The worms will slide in
Lots of good prog rock to be found,
If you keep your ear close to the ground,
The worms will slide in
You'll get mud on your chin
Lots of good prog rock to be found,
If you keep your ear close to the ground,
The worms will slide in
You'll get mud on your chin
And then when it rains you'll be drowned
Tomorrow is Bubble Gum Day
Tomorrow is Bubble Gum Day
If you ask me, that's looking for trouble, eh?
Tomorrow is Bubble Gum Day
If you ask me, that's looking for trouble, eh?
Your face will get splattered
Tomorrow is Bubble Gum Day
If you ask me, that's looking for trouble, eh?
Your face will get splattered,
Your looks may be flattered,
Tomorrow is Bubble Gum Day
If you ask me, that's looking for trouble, eh?
Your face will get splattered,
Your looks may be flattered,
So just get your mat out, and pray.
Fig Roll Friday is coming up - soon!
Fig Roll Friday is coming up - soon!
Can't wait: I'm over the moon!
Fig Roll Friday is coming up - soon!
Can't wait: I'm over the moon!
Say hi to the cow,
Fig Roll Friday is coming up - soon!
Can't wait: I'm over the moon!
Say hi to the cow,
And please ask her how
#530
Fig Roll Friday is coming up - soon!
Can't wait: I'm over the moon!
Say hi to the cow,
And please ask her how
She moos in that beautiful toon.
To Paris, I'm off once again,
To Paris, I'm off once again,
To perform feats of legerdemain
To Paris, I'm off once again,
To perform feats of legerdemain
I must rush to the Louvre
To Paris, I'm off once again,
To perform feats of legerdemain
I must rush to the Louvre
And do tricks with my Hoovre
To Paris, I'm off once again,
To perform feats of legerdemain.
I'll eat some hors d'oeuvres,
(Eek: fork! Blame the slow internet connection on the Thalys train in Brussels :( )
To Paris, I'm off once again,
To perform feats of legerdemain
I must rush to the Louvre
And do tricks with my Hoovre
To Paris, I'm off once again,
To perform feats of legerdemain.
I'll eat some hors d'oeuvres,
Which no doubt I'll deserve
To Paris, I'm off once again,
To perform feats of legerdemain
I must rush to the Louvre
And do tricks with my Hoovre
To make Mona Lisa look sane.
To Paris, I'm off once again,
To perform feats of legerdemain.
I'll eat some hors d'oeuvres,
Which no doubt I'll deserve
And then I'll be writhing in pain.
From Paris, I'll head to Madrid,
From Paris, I'll head to Madrid
In my quest to hunt down El Cid
From Paris, I'll head to Madrid
In my quest to hunt down El Cid
Stuffed full of paella
From Paris, I'll head to Madrid
In my quest to hunt down El Cid
Stuffed full of paella
I'll hunt down that fella
From Paris, I'll head to Madrid
In my quest to hunt down El Cid
Stuffed full of paella
I'll hunt down that fella
Get him to return my eight quid.
From Madrid, I'll then journey to Venice,
From Madrid, I'll then journey to Venice,
I hate that El Cid, he's a menace
From Madrid, I'll then journey to Venice,
I hate that El Cid, he's a menace!
In the grand Doge's Palace
From Madrid, I'll then journey to Venice,
I hate that El Cid, he's a menace!
In the grand Doge's Palace
is a temple to malice
From Madrid, I'll then journey to Venice,
I hate that El Cid, he's a menace!
In the grand Doge's Palace
is a temple to malice
That's run by a nice bloke called Dennis
Before I depart that location
Before I depart that location
I'll need to get down to the station
Before I depart that location
I'll need to get down to the station
You've been arrested for what?
Before I depart that location
I'll need to get down to the station
You've been arrested for what?
With a goat? On a yacht?
Before I depart that location
I'll need to get down to the station
You've been arrested for what?
With a goat? On a yacht?
Or all three, which requires explanation
So tomorrow's National Doodle Day
So tomorrow's National Doodle Day,
And I'll scribble one down in Pompeii,
So tomorrow's National Doodle Day,
And I'll scribble one down in Pompeii,
While Vesuvius smoulders,
So tomorrow's National Doodle Day,
And I'll scribble one down in Pompeii,
While Vesuvius smoulders,
And coughs up some boulders
So tomorrow's National Doodle Day,
And I'll scribble one down in Pompeii,
While Vesuvius smoulders,
And coughs up some boulders
I'll just sit there and doodle away.
I'll exhibit my drawings in Athens,
I'll exhibit my drawings in Athens,
With a sign that says "These are Catherine's"
I'll exhibit my drawings in Athens,
With a sign that says "These are Catherine's"
I'll scrawl on each one:
I'll exhibit my drawings in Athens,
With a sign that says "These are Catherine's"
I'll scrawl on each one:
"Now I'm here, now I'm gone..."
I'll exhibit my drawings in Athens,
With a sign that says "These are Catherine's"
I'll scrawl on each one:
"Now I'm here, now I'm gone...",
Out of sight of your camera lens.
Our next stop must be Istanbul,
Our next stop must be Istanbul,
Board the plane carrying naught but a handful,
Our next stop must be Istanbul,
Board the plane carrying naught but a handful,
Of roses that are red
Our next stop must be Istanbul,
Board the plane carrying naught but a handful,
Of roses that are red
"You romantic!", she said
Our next stop must be Istanbul,
Board the plane carrying naught but a handful,
Of roses that are red
"You romantic!", she said
And wrapped them up in cotton wool.
Dr G has a Horse. Of Justice.
Dr G has a Horse. Of Justice.
Its name is Alphonse Augustus,
Dr G has a Horse. Of Justice.
Its name is Alphonse Augustus,
To replace the TARDIS
Dr G has a Horse. Of Justice.
Its name is Alphonse Augustus,
To replace the TARDIS
With a gee-gee quite hard is,
Dr G has a Horse. Of Justice.
Its name is Alphonse Augustus,
To replace the TARDIS
With a gee-gee quite hard is
My love for this horse is quite robustus.
Mr V hasn't started a new verse
Mr V hasn't started a new verse,
And scores points for being so terse,
Mr V hasn't started a new verse,
And scores points for being so terse,
But thanks to our Owen
Mr V hasn't started a new verse,
And scores points for being so terse,
But thanks to our Owen
We've now gotten goin'
Mr V hasn't started a new verse,
And scores points for being so terse,
But thanks to our Owen
We've now gotten goin'
With a limerick so bitchin' it hurts
It's Valentines Day today
It's Valentines Day today
So where are my flowers, then, pray?
It's Valentines Day today
So where are my flowers, then, pray?
Right here with your card,
It's Valentines Day today
So where are my flowers, then, pray?
Right here with your card,
With lines from a bard
#540
It's Valentines Day today
So where are my flowers, then, pray?
Right here with your card,
With lines from a bard
and an invoice, so shut up and pay!
I expect now to be taken for dinner,
I expect now to be taken for dinner,
By a millionaire lottery winner
I expect now to be taken for dinner,
By a millionaire lottery winner
I've done that already
(and props to the last couple of limericks! well played, all!!)
I expect now to be taken for dinner,
By a millionaire lottery winner,
I've done that already,
It finished in beddie,
I expect now to be taken for dinner,
By a millionaire lottery winner,
I've done that already,
It finished in beddie,
Lord, take pity on me, a poor sinner.
I repented and made my confession,
I repented and made my confession,
With a beatifically-smiling expression,
I repented and made my confession,
With a beatifically-smiling expression,
though the priest said to me,
I repented and made my confession,
With a beatifically-smiling expression,
though the priest said to me,
"Give me one Hail Mary"
I repented and made my confession,
With a beatifically-smiling expression,
though the priest said to me,
"Give me one Hail Mary,
And seek a more saintly profession".
This telecon's dragged on for hours,
This telecon's dragged on for hours,
I'd rather be digging up flowers
This telecon's dragged on for hours,
I'd rather be digging up flowers,
So pass me a fork
This telecon's dragged on for hours,
I'd rather be digging up flowers,
So pass me a fork,
To spear this talk talk,
This telecon's dragged on for hours,
I'd rather be digging up flowers,
So pass me a fork,
To spear this talk talk,
Before my mood finally sours.
I'm tired and I want to go home
I'm tired and I want to go home
To see my most favourite Gnome
I'm tired and I want to go home
To see my most favourite Gnome
J Rudess is his name
I'm tired and I want to go home
To see my most favourite Gnome
J Rudess is his name
Oozing wealth, style and fame
I'm tired and I want to go home
To see my most favourite Gnome
J Rudess is his name
Oozing wealth, style and fame
And a beautiful white shiny dome.
His beard has been trimmed, I suspect
His beard has been trimmed, I suspect
It's his new facial topiary project
His beard has been trimmed, I suspect
It's his new facial topiary project
Clean shaven galore!
His beard has been trimmed, I suspect
It's his new facial topiary project
Clean shaven galore!
You can see every pore!
His beard has been trimmed, I suspect
It's his new facial topiary project
Clean shaven galore!
You can see every pore!
Fourteen thousand and seven - I checked.
My life's wish was to be a pore counter,
My life's wish was to be a pore counter,
Dullest job one would ever encounter,
[Sorry: not happy about my contribution, since it repeats "counter", but it's a damn hard one; anyone come up with something better? :( ]
Quote from: "Trapezium Artist"My life's wish was to be a pore counter,
Dullest job one would ever encounter,
[Sorry: not happy about my contribution, since it repeats "counter", but it's a damn hard one; anyone come up with something better? :( ]
My life's wish was to be a pore counter,
and no number would ever surmount her?
My life's wish was to be a pore counter,
and no number would ever surmount her,
Ten digits a blur,
[Thanks, rog: a thing of [more] beauty 8-) ]
My life's wish was to be a pore counter,
and no number would ever surmount her,
Ten digits a blur,
No blackheads deter
My life's wish was to be a pore counter,
and no number would ever surmount her,
Ten digits a blur,
No blackheads deter
It's hard when they're all faces of fur.
Well that last one was a doozy
Well that last one was a doozy
As the Archbishop said to the floozy
Well that last one was a doozy
As the Archbishop said to the floozy
Once more, with passion
Well that last one was a doozy
As the Archbishop said to the floozy
Once more, with passion
In any old fashion
Well that last one was a doozy
As the Archbishop said to the floozy
Once more, with passion
In any old fashion
I'll be off- I've got a bit boozy!
Responsibly enjoying Paddy
Responsibly enjoying Paddy
He's a most entertaining young laddy
Responsibly enjoying Paddy
He's a most entertaining young laddy
With his taste and his strength
Responsibly enjoying Paddy
He's a most entertaining young laddy
With his taste and his strength
Not to mention his length
Responsibly enjoying Paddy
He's a most entertaining young laddy
With his taste and his strength
Not to mention his length
He makes many people so gladdy.
This is starting to get a bit fruity,
Responsibly enjoying Paddy
He's a most entertaining young laddy
With his taste and his strength
Not to mention his length,
At this rate, he'll soon be a daddy.
There once was a long Roman road,
SPLIT!
This is starting to get a bit fruity,
Expect Frost*ies to each do their duty
There once was a long Roman road,
And one end was bespattered with woad
This is starting to get a bit fruity,
Expect Frost*ies to each do their duty
And continue to rhyme,
There once was a long Roman road,
And one end was bespattered with woad
The other was muddy,
This is starting to get a bit fruity,
Expect Frost*ies to each do their duty
And continue to rhyme,
Whilst keeping in time
There once was a long Roman road,
One end was bespattered with woad
The other was muddy,
The middle gore ruddy
This is starting to get a bit fruity,
Expect Frost*ies to each do their duty
And continue to rhyme,
While bumping in time,
There once was a long Roman road,
And one end was bespattered with woad,
The other was muddy,
And inbetween bloody,
Arrrgh - QUAD SPLIT:
#550
This is starting to get a bit fruity,
Expect Frost*ies to each do their duty
And continue to rhyme,
(While bumping in time,) (Whilst keeping in time)
And filling their ears with Jem's booty
#551
There once was a long Roman road,
And one end was bespattered with woad,
The other was muddy,
(And inbetween bloody,) (The middle gore ruddy)
A centurian had stepped on a toad
Think we rescued that - no one was watching,
Think we rescued that - no one was watching,
While Catherine her bedpost was notching,
[(Nice job, Againesis; remarkable how similar the lines written separately by Pedro and me were though, making it possible for you to tie them both up with a single final entry :D )
Think we rescued that - no one was watching,
While Catherine her bedpost was notching,
oh, Notchinghamshire?
(and yes, well done!! I think that was our first quad split.)
Think we rescued that - no one was watching,
While Catherine her bedpost was notching,
oh, Notchinghamshire?
In your dreams, Roger dear!
Think we rescued that - no one was watching,
While Catherine her bedpost was notching,
oh, Notchinghamshire?
In your dreams, Roger dear!
That rumour we're certainly scotching.
I'm going to the footy tonight
I'm going to the footy tonight
Will the Gunners put up much of a fight?
I'm going to the footy tonight
Will the Gunners put up much of a fight?
I will eat lots of pies
I'm going to the footy tonight
Will the Gunners put up much of a fight?
I will eat lots of pies,
Burp as the ball flies,
I'm going to the footy tonight
Will the Gunners put up much of a fight?
I will eat lots of pies,
Burp as the ball flies,
Sadly I watched Wigan: we're shi...., er, not very good
Well Pedro's another year older
Well Pedro's another year older,
What of his wife? Oh, he sold her,
Well Pedro's another year older,
What of his wife? Oh, he sold her,
Did he get a good price?
Well Pedro's another year older,
What of his wife? Oh, he sold her,
Did he get a good price?
With the discount for lice?
Well Pedro's another year older,
What of his wife? Oh, he sold her,
Did he get a good price?
With the discount for lice?
My god, could we be any bolder?
I'm ashamed of the way that one went,
I'm ashamed of the way that one went,
It was written without my consent,
I'm ashamed of the way that one went,
It was written without my consent,
Should we form a commitee,
I'm ashamed of the way that one went,
It was written without my consent,
Should we form a commitee,
Of the wise, the good and the witty?
I'm ashamed of the way that one went,
It was written without my consent,
Should we form a commitee,
It would be a pity
SPLIT
I'm ashamed of the way that one went,
It was written without my consent,
Should we form a commitee,
Of the wise, the good and the witty?
And someone angry, their spleen who can vent.
I'm ashamed of the way that one went,
It was written without my consent,
Should we form a commitee,
It would be a pity,
If we didn't then meet in a tent.
Auroras may be on their way,
Auroras may be on their way,
If the clouds don't get in the way
Auroras may be on their way,
If the clouds don't get in the way,
I'm sure there's a place,
Auroras may be on their way,
If the clouds don't get in the way,
I'm sure there's a place
Where the view will be ace
Auroras may be on their way,
If the clouds don't get in the way,
I'm sure there's a place
Where the view will be ace
#and the skies are not cloudy all day
Repetition is not the best rhyme
Repetition is not the best rhyme
Sorry: didn't realise I'd done it this time
Repetition is not the best rhyme
Sorry: didn't realise I'd done it this time
I'm sure Shakespeare done it
Repetition is not the best rhyme
Sorry: didn't realise I'd done it this time
I'm sure Shakespeare done it
In a lesser-known sonnet
Repetition is not the best rhyme
Sorry: didn't realise I'd done it this time
I'm sure Shakespeare done it
In a lesser-known sonnet
The one about snails, slugs and slime?
First gig of the year - Script, tonight!
First gig of the year - Script, tonight!
With a Dublin accent, you'll be alright!
First gig of the year - Script, tonight!
With a Dublin accent, you'll be alright!
Makes superman weak
First gig of the year - Script, tonight!
With a Dublin accent, you'll be alright!
Makes superman weak :lol:
In a manner of speak
First gig of the year - Script, tonight!
With a Dublin accent, you'll be alright!
Makes superman weak :lol:
In a manner of speak
But don't ask for Afraid of Sunlight.
It's nearly the end of the month,
It's nearly the end of the month,
In 80k years, 'bout the millionth,
[Tough one, John; deliberately so, I suspect, since it's actually nowhere near the end of the month yet 8-) ]
It's nearly the end of the month,
In 80k years, 'bout the millionth
TIme's just an illusion,
It's nearly the end of the month,
In 80k years, 'bout the millionth
TIme's just an illusion,
Much like Prog-Jazz fusion
#560
It's nearly the end of the month,
In 80k years, 'bout the millionth
TIme's just an illusion,
Much like Prog-Jazz fusion
That's the nth style, or p'raps n-plus-oneth.
That rhyming was getting quite painful,
That rhyming was getting quite painful,
A poet would find it disdainful,
That rhyming was getting quite painful,
A poet would find it disdainful,
I'm sure Shakespeare done it
;)
That rhyming was getting quite painful,
A poet would find it disdainful,
I'm sure Shakespeare done it
When pressed for a sonnet
That rhyming was getting quite painful,
A poet would find it disdainful,
I'm sure Shakespeare done it
When pressed for a sonnet,
Though the death of his art was baneful.
So let me begin one with fish,
So let me begin one with fish,
A Tiny one, I would but wish
So let me begin one with fish,
A Tiny one, I would but wish
a red one or blue one?
So let me begin one with fish,
A Tiny one, I would but wish
a red one or blue one?
No, orange is more fun,
So let me begin one with fish,
A Tiny one, I would but wish
a red one or blue one?
No, orange is more fun,
That's just codswallop! Bum-tish!
Along with the fish came some chips
Along with the fish came some chips
Of silicon, doing ten thousand MIPS
[Oops. Sorry. I just geeked.]
Along with the fish came some chips
Of silicon, doing ten thousand MIPS,
this hybrid computer,
Along with the fish came some chips
Of silicon, doing ten thousand MIPS,
this hybrid computer,
is quicker than the user,
Along with the fish came some chips
Of silicon, doing ten thousand MIPS,
this hybrid computer,
is quicker than the user,
and needs fewer lavatory trips
Craig's filming today for Roland
Craig's filming today for Roland
His schedule is certainly swollened
Craig's filming today for Roland
His schedule is certainly swollened
Has he pinched Jem's camcorder?
Is that out of order??
Craig's filming today for Roland
His schedule is certainly swollened
Has he pinched Jem's camcorder?
Is that out of order??
Or is he playing jazz gigs in Poland?
Craig's invented a new style of playing,
Craig's invented a new style of playing,
which is better than chickens a-laying
Craig's invented a new style of playing,
which is better than chickens a-laying,
Bang wallop crash bang,
Craig's invented a new style of playing,
which is better than chickens a-laying,
Bang wallop crash bang,
Bwark bwark, pop, ftang!
Craig's invented a new style of playing,
which is better than chickens a-laying,
Bang wallop crash bang,
Bwark bwark, pop, ftang!
"Pramadiddle" it's called, so they're saying.
The "old" Cube has become a games room,
The "old" Cube has become a games room,
No longer "Zum-Zum-wEEEEEEEdle-boom"
The "old" Cube has become a games room,
No longer "Zum-Zum-wEEEEEEEdle-boom"
and as for the Tardis
The "old" Cube has become a games room,
No longer "Zum-Zum-wEEEEEEEdle-boom"
and as for the Tardis,
When covered in lard, it's
The "old" Cube has become a games room,
No longer "Zum-Zum-wEEEEEEEdle-boom"
and as for the Tardis,
When covered in lard, it's
Not fit for Va Va or a Voom
I wonder how things are in Rockfield?
I wonder how things are in Rockfield?
It's time we all had our ears peeled,
I wonder how things are in Rockfield?
It's time we all had our ears peeled,
For some prog - most fantastic,
I wonder how things are in Rockfield?
It's time we all had our ears peeled,
For some prog - most fantastic,
and dancing most spastic
I wonder how things are in Rockfield?
It's time we all had our ears peeled,
For some prog - most fantastic,
and dancing most spastic,
Oh, the joy that this disc-thing will yield!
It's foggy today in the dunes,
It's foggy today in the dunes
I hope it's not due to these prunes?
It's foggy today in the dunes
I hope it's not due to these prunes?
Blue skies over here
It's foggy today in the dunes
I hope it's not due to these prunes?
Blue skies over here,
Have you corked it, m'dear?
It's foggy today in the dunes
I hope it's not due to these prunes?
Blue skies over here,
Have you corked it, m'dear?
Yep, it's whistling - I can play tunes!
Inspiration has floated away,
Inspiration has floated away,
On this methanogenic day,
Inspiration has floated away,
On this methanogenic day,
that word's for-the-win!
Inspiration has floated away,
On this methanogenic day,
that word's for-the-win!
and not breathing in
Inspiration has floated away,
On this methanogenic day,
that word's for-the-win!
and not breathing in,
Strike a match, close your eyes, and pray.
I just missed my after-lunch coffee,
I just missed my after-lunch coffee,
I was too busy chewing some toffee,
I just missed my after-lunch coffee,
I was too busy chewing some toffee,
You should take better aim
I just missed my after-lunch coffee,
I was too busy chewing some toffee,
You should take better aim
when you allocate blame,
I just missed my after-lunch coffee,
I was too busy chewing some toffee,
You should take better aim
when you allocate blame,
Or else you will end up all frothy.
I'm now sipping my afternoon tea,
I'm now sipping my afternoon tea,
And dunking a biccie or three
I'm now sipping my afternoon tea,
And dunking a biccie or three
What type is it then?
I'm now sipping my afternoon tea,
And dunking a biccie or three
What type is it then?
And the tea - pray, what blend?
I'm now sipping my afternoon tea,
And dunking a biccie or three
What type is it then?
And the tea - pray, what blend?
Lady Grey, with fig rolls - ecstasy!
But I really should think of my figure,
But I really should think of my figure,
I keep getting bigger and bigger
But I really should think of my figure,
I keep getting bigger and bigger
The size of my hips
But I really should think of my figure,
I keep getting bigger and bigger
The size of my hips
Is straining my zips
But I really should think of my figure,
I keep getting bigger and bigger
The size of my hips
Is straining my zips
If they burst, it'll make you all snigger.
It would "seam" that that thought's put you off
It would "seam" that that thought's put you off
Too right, mate! I daren't sneeze or cough,
It would "seam" that that thought's put you off
Too right, mate! I daren't sneeze or cough,
Stand like a statue,
It would "seam" that that thought's put you off
Too right, mate! I daren't sneeze or cough,
Stand like a statue,
Shirley! don't atchoo!
It would "seam" that that thought's put you off
Too right, mate! I daren't sneeze or cough,
Stand like a statue,
Shirley! don't atchoo!
Pedro, your puns make me scoff.
I'll bet this one will end with a pun
I'll bet this one will end with a pun
Better that than a big smoking gun :o
I'll bet this one will end with a pun
Better that than a big smoking gun
be it a pun or a pune
I'll bet this one will end with a pun
Better that than a big smoking gun
be it a pun or a pune,
or spelled with a rune, eh?
I'll bet this one will end with a pun
Better that than a big smoking gun
be it a pun or a pune,
or spelled with a rune, eh?
It's certain to be lots of fun.
I've finished, and now I'll re-start
I've finished, and now I'll re-start,
My dear, you're a limerick tart, ;)
I've finished, and now I'll re-start,
My dear, you're a limerick tart, ;)
Apologise, Sir!
I've finished, and now I'll re-start,
My dear, you're a limerick tart, ;)
Apologise, Sir!
Egads, what a slur!
I've finished, and now I'll re-start,
My dear, you're a limerick tart, ;)
Apologise, Sir!
Egads, what a slur!
As a cad, I'm just playing my part.
Being a bounder is invigorating,
I've finished, and now I'll re-start,
My dear, you're a limerick tart, ;)
Apologise, Sir!
Egads, what a slur!
As a cad, I'm just playing my part.
Being a bounder is invigorating,
No, I think you require sedating.
Being a bounder is invigorating,
No, I think you require sedating.
Quick, nurse! The screens!
Being a bounder is invigorating,
No, I think you require sedating.
Quick, nurse! The screens!
And you know what that means ;)
Being a bounder is invigorating,
No, I think you require sedating.
Quick, nurse! The screens!
And you know what that means ;)
Doctor Hippo enjoys operating
Tinyfish at the weekend, huzzah!
Tinyfish at the weekend, huzzah!
And Bert will go in his new car!
Tinyfish at the weekend, huzzah!
And Bert will go in his new car!
I'll be there, with Guy
Tinyfish at the weekend, huzzah!
And Bert will go in his new car!
I'll be there, with Guy
March already, how times fly
Tinyfish at the weekend, huzzah!
And Bert will go in his new car!
I'll be there, with Guy
March already, how times fly
Can't make it, so I'll hit the bar...
So what type of booze shall I sup?
So what type of booze shall I sup?
A pint of Real Ale! Bottoms up!
So what type of booze shall I sup?
A pint of Real Ale! Bottoms up!
Or a small glass of wine,
So what type of booze shall I sup?
A pint of Real Ale! Bottoms up!
Or a small glass of wine,
Fosters from the Strine?
So what type of booze shall I sup?
A pint of Real Ale! Bottoms up!
Or a small glass of wine,
Fosters from the Strine?
No, a nice bit of tea, in a cup.
But what biscuit should I be dunking?
But what biscuit should I be dunking
When I'm out on my weekly spelunking?
But what biscuit should I be dunking
When I'm out on my weekly spelunking?
A hobnob for me!
But what biscuit should I be dunking
When I'm out on my weekly spelunking?
A hobnob for me!
and a Bourbon, or three
But what biscuit should I be dunking
When I'm out on my weekly spelunking?
A hobnob for me!
and a Bourbon, or three
But look out for Pedro, the Pun King.
Jem has all our love and good wishes,
Jem has all our love and good wishes,
and I expect he's doing the dishes
Jem has all our love and good wishes,
and I expect he's doing the dishes
They've been waiting for weeks
Jem has all our love and good wishes,
and I expect he's doing the dishes
They've been waiting for weeks
To dig up his leeks
Jem has all our love and good wishes,
and I expect he's doing the dishes
They've been waiting for weeks
To dig up his leeks,
Which he'll cook in a pie with some fishes.
I think that we're all rather shocked,
I think that we're all rather shocked,
And that the Frost*ie boat has been rocked
I think that we're all rather shocked,
And that the Frost*ie boat has been rocked
Our gasts have been flabbered
I think that we're all rather shocked,
And that the Frost*ie boat has been rocked
Our gasts have been flabbered
Our Hutts have been Jabba'd
I think that we're all rather shocked,
And that the Frost*ie boat has been rocked
Our gasts have been flabbered
Our Hutts have been Jabba'd
And our pocket money has just been docked
Will Wakeman join Frost* in Jem's place?
Will Wakeman join Frost* in Jem's place?
Not sure he could handle the pace
Will Wakeman join Frost* in Jem's place?
Not sure he could handle the pace
But with enough curry
Will Wakeman join Frost* in Jem's place?
Not sure he could handle the pace
But with enough curry
and fingers that hurry
Will Wakeman join Frost* in Jem's place?
Not sure he could handle the pace
But with enough curry
and fingers that hurry
And Squire helping out on the bass...
No, well how about Rudess or Banks?
Will Wakeman join Frost* in Jem's place?
Not sure he could handle the pace
But with enough curry
There's naan need to worry
Um, Pedro, I think you're a little behind?
Quote from: "owen"Um, Pedro, I think you're a little behind?
Who are calling a behind?? ;) Sadly not that little at the moment! :)
Sorry, I had the edit window open on my iPod for 7 minutes and I don't get a warning when someone else has posted in the meantime. Unlucky too that my post appeared at the top of a new page so I didn't spot it.
As you were...
No, well how about Rudess or Banks?
God - not with that beard NO NO THANKS
No, well how about Rudess or Banks?
God - not with that beard NO NO THANKS
We could lend him a strimmer?
No, well how about Rudess or Banks?
God - not with that beard NO NO THANKS
We could lend him a strimmer?
Or make the stage dimmer
No, well how about Rudess or Banks?
God - not with that beard NO NO THANKS
We could lend him a strimmer?
Or make the stage dimmer
Hey! love the beard or get spanks!
8-)
the temperature was below zero
the temperature was below zero
and the forum in need of a hero
the temperature was below zero
and the forum in need of a hero
but we fed a troll
the temperature was below zero
and the forum in need of a hero
but we fed a troll
and that took its toll
#585
the temperature was below zero
and the forum in need of a hero
but we fed a troll
and that took its toll
now we all need to drink lots of beer-o
We could drown all our sorrows with whisky,
We could drown all our sorrows with whisky,
Although I tend to find that too risky,
We could drown all our sorrows with whisky,
Although I tend to find that too risky,
It goes straight to my head
We could drown all our sorrows with whisky,
Although I tend to find that too risky,
It goes straight to my head,
then I go straight to bed,
We could drown all our sorrows with whisky,
Although I tend to find that too risky,
It goes straight to my head,
then I go straight to bed,
Well, thank goodness it don't make you frisky!
Now TA's passed out, we can chuckle,
Now TA's passed out, we can chuckle,
But keep your paws off my buckle,
Now TA's passed out, we can chuckle,
But keep your paws off my buckle,
It's a dangerous thing
Now TA's passed out, we can chuckle,
But keep your paws off my buckle,
It's a dangerous thing
When it's tied up with string
Now TA's passed out, we can chuckle,
But keep your paws off my buckle,
It's a dangerous thing
When it's tied up with string
Must be careful to not skin your knuckle!
It's nearly time for the BotYs!
It's nearly time for the BotYs!
I can't go and I'm fighting the tears
It's nearly time for the BotYs!
I can't go and I'm fighting the tears,
So I'll stay here and drink,
It's nearly time for the BotYs!
I can't go and I'm fighting the tears,
So I'll stay here and drink,
and talk with my shrink.
It's nearly time for the BotYs!
I can't go and I'm fighting the tears,
So I'll stay here and drink,
and talk with my shrink,
About what has been tickling our ears.
Mick Karn played a mean fretless bass,
Mick Karn played a mean fretless bass,
The riffs on his Wal were just ace,
Mick Karn played a mean fretless bass,
The riffs on his Wal were just ace,
But a miserly Wal
Mick Karn played a mean fretless bass,
The riffs on his Wal were just ace,
But a miserly Wal
Is just no fun at all
Mick Karn played a mean fretless bass,
The riffs on his Wal were just ace,
But a miserly Wal
Is just no fun at all,
Specially when played off your face.
It's time that our cat had his walk,
It's time that our cat had his walk,
that's easier than teaching him to talk.
It's time that our cat had his walk,
that's easier than teaching him to talk.
A saucer of cream
It's time that our cat had his walk,
that's easier than teaching him to talk.
A saucer of cream
and a plate full of bream,
It's time that our cat had his walk,
that's easier than teaching him to talk.
A saucer of cream
and a plate full of bream,
Which he'll eat with a Big Red Spork
Jem was nominated for a BotY!
Jem was nominated for a BotY!
Both for keys and per-son-ality
Jem was nominated for a BotY!
Both for keys and per-son-ality
He deserves an award
Jem was nominated for a BotY!
Both for keys and per-son-ality
He deserves an award
As his music's adored
Quote from: "catherine"Jem was nominated for a BotY!
Both for keys and per-son-ality
He deserves an award
As his music's adored
(not sure If I'm rhyming with ality or BotY but assuming the latter:)
Jem was nominated for a BotY!
Both for keys and per-son-ality
He deserves an award
As his music's adored
And he's generally just a nice guy
Its winter when Frost* tend to tour
It was a loose rhyme I admit.
I was going for Botty and -ity.
Nice catch though. :)
Quote from: "Pedro"It was a loose rhyme I admit.
I was going for Botty and -ity.
Nice catch though. :)
oohhh I was reading it "Bee Oh Tee Why"
Its winter when Frost* tend to tour
And the crowd leap around all the more
Quote from: "Pedro"It was a loose rhyme I admit.
I was going for Botty and -ity.
Nice catch though. :)
heh when I read this I though you were starting a rogue limerick... 8-)
Its winter when Frost* tend to tour
And the crowd leap around all the more
on the tips of their toes
Its winter when Frost* tend to tour
And the crowd leap around all the more
on the tips of their toes
Because they're all froze
It's winter when Frost* tend to tour
And the crowd leap around all the more
on the tips of their toes
Because they're all froze,
And their expressions all rigidly dour. (pronounced in a Scots accent :D )
There's something quite nice about string,
There's something quite nice about string,
its a long, thin and malleable thing,
There's something quite nice about string,
its a long, thin and malleable thing,
You can tie it in knots
There's something quite nice about string,
its a long, thin and malleable thing,
You can tie it in knots
and trade it with Scots
There's something quite nice about string,
its a long, thin and malleable thing,
You can tie it in knots
and trade it with Scots,
Who wear it round necks like cheap bling.
[Sorry; very bad of me, but I couldn't resist :lol: ]
In fact, I'm great fan of that land,
In fact, I'm great fan of that land,
Though it's not really sun, sea and sand,
In fact, I'm great fan of that land,
Though it's not really sun, sea and sand,
But tough men in kilts
In fact, I'm great fan of that land,
Though it's not really sun, sea and sand,
But tough men in kilts
Should avoid using stilts
In fact, I'm a great fan of that land,
Though it's not really sun, sea and sand,
But tough men in kilts
Should avoid using stilts
So they aren't showing more than they'd planned.
Exposure's a problem, these days,
Exposure's a problem, these days
Illegal, the police officer says
Exposure's a problem, these days
Illegal, the police officer says
please put that away
Exposure's a problem, these days
Illegal, the police officer says
"please put that away"
The bobby will say
Exposure's a problem, these days
Illegal, the police officer says
"please put that away"
The bobby will say
Or another, more colourful, phrase.
I've looked out at the sky, and it's blue
I've looked out at the sky, and it's blue,
Molecules and aerosols give it that hue,
I've looked out at the sky, and it's blue,
Molecules and aerosols give it that hue,
There's a plane way up high
I've looked out at the sky, and it's blue,
Molecules and aerosols give it that hue,
There's a plane way up high
and the snow is up to my thigh
I've looked out at the sky, and it's blue,
Molecules and aerosols give it that hue,
There's a plane way up high
and the snow is up to my thigh
Are you sure that that last part is true?
Not that I'm saying you're a liar
Not that I'm saying you're a liar
But that smell means your pants are on fire :lol:
Not that I'm saying you're a liar
But that smell means your pants are on fire
but it's true sir, your Honor!
Not that I'm saying you're a liar
But that smell means your pants are on fire
but it's true sir, your Honor!
Best put them out or I'm a goner
Not that I'm saying you're a liar
But that smell means your pants are on fire
but it's true sir, your Honor!
Best put them out or I'm a goner
Just jump in the snow then, squire.
In Britain we're all eating pancakes
In Britain we're all eating pancakes
It makes a nice change from the Bran Flakes
In Britain we're all eating pancakes
It makes a nice change from the Bran Flakes
Although lower in fibre,
In Britain we're all eating pancakes
It makes a nice change from the Bran Flakes
Although lower in fibre,
They fill up inside yer
In Britain we're all eating pancakes
It makes a nice change from the Bran Flakes
Although lower in fibre,
They fill up inside yer
Over-indulgers get bad stomach aches
Oh gawd, pass me the Rennies, I'm stuffed,
Oh gawd, pass me the Rennies, I'm stuffed,
or worse, like Ron Jeremy: fluffed.
Oh gawd, pass me the Rennies, I'm stuffed,
or worse, like Ron Jeremy: fluffed.
But with stiffened resolve,
Oh gawd, pass me the Rennies, I'm stuffed,
or worse, like Ron Jeremy: fluffed.
But with stiffened resolve,
And more nosh to disolve
Oh gawd, pass me the Rennies, I'm stuffed,
or worse, like Ron Jeremy: fluffed. :shock:
But with stiffened resolve, :?
And more nosh to dissolve
I'll perform on the stage 'til I'm puffed. 8-) (Phew, got out of that one more-or-less OK)
Transcribing audio on Youtube - such fun!
Transcribing audio on Youtube - such fun!
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Transcribing audio on Youtube - such fun!
you also wants not grateful we not giving the one
We're ungrateful, you say?
Transcribing audio on Youtube - such fun!
you also wants not grateful we not giving the one
We're ungrateful, you say?
Or was it twisted on the way?
Transcribing audio on Youtube - such fun!
you also wants not grateful we not giving the one
We're ungrateful, you say?
Or was it twisted on the way?
No, it's just the way his words have been spun.
That one broke all lim'ricking rules,
That one broke all lim'ricking rules,
but of course! we're lim'ricking fools!
(oh god, the potential....) :lol:
That one broke all lim'ricking rules,
but of course! we're lim'ricking fools!
(cough) sorry 'bout that :oops:
That one broke all lim'ricking rules,
but of course! we're lim'ricking fools!
(cough) sorry 'bout that
I've the brain of a gnat
#600
That one broke all lim'ricking rules,
but of course! we're lim'ricking fools!
(cough) sorry 'bout that
I've the brain of a gnat,
and the attention span of a ................goldfish
There once was a goldfish named Bob,
There once was a goldfish named Bob,
Who would open and shut his big gob
There once was a goldfish named Bob,
Who would open and shut his big gob
with his goo-gl-y eyes
There once was a goldfish named Bob,
Who would open and shut his big gob
with his goo-gl-y eyes
And his penchant for pies
There once was a goldfish named Bob,
Who would open and shut his big gob
with his goo-gl-y eyes
And his penchant for pies
He was really a bit of a slob.
Then Bob met a girl fish, called Wanda,
Then Bob met a girl fish, called Wanda,
Who forced him to sell his old Honda
Then Bob met a girl fish, called Wanda,
Who forced him to sell his old Honda
And buy something more fancy
Then Bob met a girl fish, called Wanda,
Who forced him to sell his old Honda
And buy something more fancy
But purely by chance he
Then Bob met a girl fish, called Wanda,
Who forced him to sell his old Honda
And buy something more fancy
But purely by chance he
Discovered something of which he was fonder...
A motorbike painted bright pink
A motorbike painted bright pink
and a trailer which carries a sink!
A motorbike painted bright pink
and a trailer which carries a sink!
It had plenty of vroom-vroom
But was lacking a bedroom
BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP! CODE VIOLATION! TWO LINES POSTED AT ONCE BY SAME PERSON!
(just so you know ... 8-) )
A motorbike painted bright pink
and a trailer which carries a sink!
It had plenty of vroom-vroom
But was lacking a bedroom,
And a wardrobe to hang up the mink.
Besides, sleeping while driving is daft,
Besides, sleeping while driving is daft,
One can stray from one's rightful path
Besides, sleeping while driving is daft,
One can stray from one's rightful path
And end up in the gutter
Besides, sleeping while driving is daft,
One can stray from one's rightful path
And end up in the gutter
Or crash into some nutter
Besides, sleeping while driving is daft,
One can stray from one's rightful path
And end up in the gutter
Or crash into some nutter
and royally give him the shaft!
:lol:
it's been a while since I've begun one
it's been a while since I've begun one
line 2 is just so much more fun
It's been a while since I've begun one,
Line 2 is just so much more fun,
And then there were three,
It's been a while since I've begun one,
Line 2 is just so much more fun,
And then there were three,
Four, surely?
It's been a while since I've begun one,
Line 2 is just so much more fun,
And then there were three,
Four, surely?
Here's five, now back to one.
I'm happy it's heading for summer,
I'm happy it's heading for summer,
These dark times can make you feel glummer
I'm happy it's heading for summer,
These dark times can make you feel glummer
So jump out of bed,
I'm happy it's heading for summer,
These dark times can make you feel glummer
So jump out of bed,
Or don't, if you're dead
I'm happy it's heading for summer,
These dark times can make you feel glummer
So jump out of bed,
Or don't, if you're dead,
In which case, lie still; what a bummer.
So much for the positive note,
So much for the positive note,
Here's the second line, wot I wrote,
(Happy Birthday davejd!)
So much for the positive note,
Here's the second line, wot I wrote,
Line 3 too short
So much for the positive note,
Here's the second line, wot I wrote,
Line 3 too short
so we'll stick some extra syllables in here for support
So much for the positive note,
Here's the second line, wot I wrote,
Line 3 too short
so we'll stick some extra syllables in here for support
And for line 5 we'll have a quick vote:
Should Limericks be straight-laced or silly?
Should Limericks be straight-laced or silly?
Said a man standing knee deep in chilli,
Should Limericks be straight-laced or silly?
Said a man standing knee deep in chilli,
There's your answer - right there
Should Limericks be straight-laced or silly?
Said a man standing knee deep in chilli,
There's your answer - right there
To the left of the bear
Should Limericks be straight-laced or silly?
Said a man standing knee deep in chilli,
There's your answer - right there
To the left of the bear
who promotes and exports piccalilly.
But what if the bear isn't there?
But what if the bear isn't there?
Does he shit in the woods? Do we care?
But what if the bear isn't there?
Does he shit in the woods? Do we care?
Does the Pope live in Rome?
But what if the bear isn't there?
Does he shit in the woods? Do we care?
Does the Pope live in Rome?
Is the Vatican his home?
But what if the bear isn't there?
Does he shit in the woods? Do we care?
Does the Pope live in Rome?
Is the Vatican his home?
And does he keep snails in his hair?
These questions are all most perplexing,
These questions are all most perplexing,
The neurons they really are vexing
These questions are all most perplexing,
The neurons they really are vexing
So send out for the boffins
These questions are all most perplexing,
The neurons they really are vexing
So send out for the boffins,
Wake them up in their coffins,
These questions are all most perplexing,
The neurons they really are vexing
So send out for the boffins,
Wake them up in their coffins,
And get all their mind-muscles flexing.
Yes, I'm starting another one now,
Yes, I'm starting another one now,
Someone stop her: I don't know how
Yes, I'm starting another one now,
Someone stop her: I don't know how
Try touching her knees
Yes, I'm starting another one now,
Someone stop her: I don't know how
Try touching her knees
But no higher please!!! :oops:
Yes, I'm starting another one now,
Someone stop her: I don't know how
Try touching her knees
But no higher please!!! :oops:
Or there'll be no end of a row :lol:
I'll not let my nose become red
I'll not let my nose become red
Maybe best if I just stay in bed,
I'll not let my nose become red
Maybe best if I just stay in bed,
it's more fun you see
I'll not let my nose become red
Maybe best if I just stay in bed,
it's more fun you see
Watching daytime TV
I'll not let my nose become red
Maybe best if I just stay in bed,
it's more fun you see
Watching daytime TV
or perhaps a prog podcast instead.
my car disappeared in a pothole
my car disappeared in a pothole
that I had not seen, I though 'What Hole?'
my car disappeared in a pothole
that I had not seen, I though 'What Hole?'
Nearly 90 feet deep
my car disappeared in a pothole
that I had not seen, I thought 'What Hole?'
Nearly 90 feet deep
and half-filled with sheep
my car disappeared in a pothole
that I had not seen, I thought 'What Hole?'
Nearly 90 feet deep
and half-filled with sheep
And the other half filled up with coal.
Frost* have just vacated Mice Space
Frost* have just vacated Mice Space
I never much noticed that place
Frost* have just vacated Mice Space
I never much noticed that place.
It slipped under my radar
Frost* have just vacated Mice Space
I never much noticed that place.
It slipped under my radar
Escaping from Cheddar
Frost* have just vacated Mice Space
I never much noticed that place.
It slipped under my radar
Escaping from Cheddar,
And leaving no audible trace.
I think I might buy a new camera,
I think I might buy a new camera,
b-because I'm a b-b-bad stammerer,
I think I might buy a new camera,
b-because I'm a b-b-bad stammerer,
Are we talking real ale?
I think I might buy a new camera,
b-because I'm a b-b-bad stammerer,
Are we talking real ale?
Dark, stout, bitter or pale?
I think I might buy a new camera,
b-because I'm a b-b-bad stammerer,
Are we talking real ale?
Dark, stout, bitter or pale?
He said "camera", you wallies, not CAMRA (//http://www.camra.org.uk/)!
That last line was probably cheating
That last line was probably cheating
Some rhymes can be pretty defeating
That last line was probably cheating
Some rhymes can be pretty defeating
So I'll don my beer goggles
That last line was probably cheating
Some rhymes can be pretty defeating
So I'll don my beer goggles
Your what? (The mind boggles)
That last line was probably cheating
Some rhymes can be pretty defeating
So I'll don my beer goggles
Your what? (The mind boggles)
And warble just like Ronan Keating
These Mondays come round just too quickly
These Mondays come round just too quickly,
A mere seven days leave me sickly,
These Mondays come round just too quickly,
A mere seven days leave me sickly,
You mean you're all week?
These Mondays come round just too quickly,
A mere seven days leave me sickly,
You mean you're all week?
Your punning doth reek,
These Mondays come round just too quickly,
A mere seven days leave me sickly,
You mean you're all week?
Your punning doth reek,
ooh, that feels a tad prickly!
It's sad that Dawn can't make it to ROSFest
It's sad that Dawn can't make it to ROSFest,
I'm sure she'd look fine in her string vest,
[Just to be clear, my "your punning doth reek" line in the last one was meant without any malice at all; probably more along the lines of jealousy at the Master 8-) ]
Quote from: "Trapezium Artist"It's sad that Dawn can't make it to ROSFest,
I'm sure she'd look fine in her string vest,
[Just to be clear, my "your punning doth reek" line in the last one was meant without any malice at all; probably more along the lines of jealousy at the Master 8-) ]
heh I knew it was in fun, but I thought I would play it up.
and I realized that some here may not know Dawn; she's a Fishtanker, and it just shows how much I conflate the Godfrey worlds....
carry on and limerick! 8-)
It's sad that Dawn can't make it to ROSFest,
I'm sure she'd look fine in her string vest,
And matching string socks
It's sad that Dawn can't make it to ROSFest,
I'm sure she'd look fine in her string vest,
And matching string socks,
Festooned with Swiss clocks,
It's sad that Dawn can't make it to ROSFest,
I'm sure she'd look fine in her string vest,
With matching string socks,
Festooned with Swiss clocks,
and a cuckoo who sounds like Mae West.
(Slight edit to the third line to help the scanning of this wonderful rhyme - I hope you don't mind :) )
It's time now to start your Sping cleaning
It's time now to start your Sping cleaning
'Though I find cleaning springs most demeaning
[You cad! Gah, the price we pay for "poetic license"!]
It's time now to start your Sping cleaning
'Though I find cleaning springs most demeaning
But when your springs gleam
It's time now to start your Spring cleaning
'Though I find cleaning springs most demeaning
But when your springs gleam
They bounce like a dream
It's time now to start your Spring cleaning
'Though I find cleaning springs most demeaning
But when your springs gleam
They bounce like a dream
If that's the way you are feeling.
That last line made no sense to me
That last line made no sense to me
Said the duck as it fell from the tree
That last line made no sense to me
Said the duck as it fell from the tree
My son's friend did that
That last line made no sense to me
Said the duck as it fell from the tree
My son's friend did that
And his bottom went "Splat"
That last line made no sense to me
Said the duck as it fell from the tree
My son's friend did that
And his bottom went "Splat"
And now he can't stand up to pee.
TA had a birthday this week,
TA had a birthday this week,
and I'm certain he's looking quite chic
TA had a birthday this week,
and I'm certain he's looking quite chic
In his bow tie and stockings
TA had a birthday this week,
and I'm certain he's looking quite chic
In his bow tie and stockings
The girls will be flocking
TA had a birthday this week,
and I'm certain he's looking quite chic
In his bow tie and stockings
The girls will be flocking
To admire the cross-dressing geek
There once was a hippo, who raced,
There once was a hippo, who raced,
Might connection twixt limericks be traced?
There once was a hippo, who raced,
Might connection twixt limericks be traced?
They're self-referential,
There once was a hippo, who raced,
Might connection twixt limericks be traced?
They're self-referential,
It's quite preferential
There once was a hippo, who raced,
Might connection twixt limericks be traced?
They're self-referential,
It's quite preferential,
We're sure we cannot be replaced.
I'm looking outside and see fog,
I'm looking outside and see fog,
And a wombat, four crows, and a dog,
I'm looking outside and see fog,
And a wombat, four crows, and a dog,
They were riding a llama,
I'm looking outside and see fog,
And a wombat, four crows, and a dog,
They were riding a llama
and chasing a farmer
I'm looking outside and see fog,
And a wombat, four crows, and a dog,
They were riding a llama
and chasing a farmer
Who was singing along to some prog
We'll soon know whats in the new Budget,
We'll soon know whats in the new Budget,
If he sets a Prog Tax I'll begrudge it
We'll soon know whats in the new Budget,
If he sets a Prog Tax I'll begrudge it
More taxes on beer
We'll soon know whats in the new Budget,
If he sets a Prog Tax I'll begrudge it
More taxes on beer
he said with a sneer
We'll soon know whats in the new Budget,
If he sets a Prog Tax I'll begrudge it
More taxes on beer
And kanagaroos, I fear (//http://bit.ly/ihpWBu)
We'll soon know whats in the new Budget,
If he sets a Prog Tax I'll begrudge it,
One pound per key change,
Triplety-split! :o :shock:
We'll soon know whats in the new Budget,
If he sets a Prog Tax I'll begrudge it
More taxes on beer
And kanagaroos, I fear
But a well trained accountant could fudge it.
We'll soon know whats in the new Budget,
If he sets a Prog Tax I'll begrudge it
More taxes on beer
he said with a sneer
Does sneer tax go up? Hard to judge it.
We'll soon know whats in the new Budget,
If he sets a Prog Tax I'll begrudge it,
One pound per key change,
and time signatures strange
Triplety-split!
We'll soon know whats in the new Budget,
If he sets a Prog Tax I'll begrudge it
More taxes on beer
And kanagaroos, I fear
But a well trained accountant could fudge it.
We'll soon know whats in the new Budget,
If he sets a Prog Tax I'll begrudge it
More taxes on beer
he said with a sneer
Does sneer tax go up? Hard to judge it.
We'll soon know whats in the new Budget,
If he sets a Prog Tax I'll begrudge it,
One pound per key change,
and time signatures strange
But a tax per long solo? He'll fudge it
I've never seen a three split before
I've never seen a three split before,
It's against every lim'ricking law,
[I have no idea how I managed to post my version of line three in the last one, hours after L33VEY's, and from which RH and Rog had already moved it along to two versions of line four: bizarre :shock: ]
I've never seen a three split before,
It's against every lim'ricking law,
No rules apply here
I've never seen a three split before,
It's against every lim'ricking law,
No rules apply here
Except: no biscuits with beer
I've never seen a three split before,
It's against every lim'ricking law,
No rules apply here
Except: no biscuits with beer
WHAT??? I'm outta here! (gets up and slams door)
Are you serious? No biscuits with beer???
Are you serious? No biscuits with beer???
That's against everything I hold dear,
Are you serious? No biscuits with beer???
That's against everything I hold dear,
You like crumbs in your pint? :roll:
Are you serious? No biscuits with beer???
That's against everything I hold dear,
You like crumbs in your pint? :roll:
Look, I've had no complaint,
Are you serious? No biscuits with beer???
That's against everything I hold dear,
You like crumbs in your pint? :roll:
Look, I've had no complaint,
If you're dunking them that is just weir
Here's the "d" that fell off the last line
Here's the "d" that fell off the last line
Goo it turne up - urgh two gone this time!
Here's the "d" that fell off the last line
Goo it turne up - urgh two gone this time!
ow the " " has goe missig
Here's the "d" that fell off the last line
Goo it turne up - urgh two gone this time!
ow the " " has goe missig
the poor sake keeps hissig
Here's the "d" that fell off the last line
Goo it turne up - urgh two gone this time!
ow the " " has goe missig,
the poor sake keeps hissig,
It's ice that you mae this thig rhyme.
Plink whizz crunch kaboom and kerrang,
Plink whizz crunch kaboom and kerrang,
boddy bing bam kaloo zobby flang
Plink whizz crunch kaboom and kerrang,
Tinkle-pop, crinkle-plop, then ftang,
Plink whizz crunch kaboom and kerrang,
boddy bing bam kaloo zobby flang
Snap crackle and pop,
Plink whizz crunch kaboom and kerrang,
Tinkle-pop, crinkle-pop, then ftang,
Kerplink and kerplunk,
Plink whizz crunch kaboom and kerrang,
boddy bing bam kaloo zobby flang
Snap crackle and pop,
Phut...phut....phut.....phut........plop
Plink whizz crunch kaboom and kerrang,
Tinkle-pop, crinkle-plop, then ftang,
Kerplink and kerplunk,
Bzzzzzzz.......CLUNK
Plink whizz crunch kaboom and kerrang,
boddy bing bam kaloo zobby flang
Snap crackle and pop,
Phut...phut....phut.....phut........plop
Plink whizz crunch kaboom and kerrang,
Tinkle-pop, crinkle-plop, then ftang,
Kerplink and kerplunk,
Bzzzzzzz.......CLUNK
But both of them end with a BAAAANNNNGGGGG
Right, let's see if we can stick to 1 verse
Right, let's see if we can stick to 1 verse
Without going binary, or worse
Right, let's see if we can stick to 1 verse
Without going binary, or worse
Tryping faster will help
Right, let's see if we can stick to 1 verse
Without going binary, or worse
Tryping faster will help
Eating 'trype' makes me yelp
Right, let's see if we can stick to 1 verse
Without going binary, or worse
Tryping faster will help
Eating 'trype' makes me yelp,
But it's ever so light on your purse.
I like differentiation,
I like differentiation,
It's better than multiplication
I like differentiation,
It's better than multiplication
Integration by parts
I like differentiation,
It's better than multiplication
Integration by parts
Is sure to win hearts
I like differentiation,
It's better than multiplication,
Integration by parts
Is sure to win hearts,
If you're clear with the explication.
Pasadena's a nice enough town,
Pasadena's a nice enough town,
No, it's a CITY, she said, with a frown,
Pasadena's a nice enough town,
No, it's a CITY, she said, with a frown,
I know cos I've been,
(Quite a memorable visit for me, as it was there I bought "Deadwing", which at this moment is my all time fave album :D :D )
Pasadena's a nice enough town,
No, it's a CITY, she said, with a frown,
I know cos I've been,
Oh, the things I have seen!
Pasadena's a nice enough town,
No, it's a CITY, she said, with a frown,
I know cos I've been,
Oh, the things I have seen!
Like a marmoset, wearing a crown.
But I don't think I'll go to Bronx Zoo, <---------------- (and this (//http://abcnews.go.com/US/poisonous-snake-missing-bronx-zoo/story?id=13233433) is why!)
But I don't think I'll go to Bronx Zoo,
'Cos respiratory failure's quite poo
But I don't think I'll go to Bronx Zoo,
'Cos respiratory failure's quite poo
and the snakes! oh, good grief!
But I don't think I'll go to Bronx Zoo,
'Cos respiratory failure's quite poo
and the snakes! oh, good grief!
The piranhas have teef!
But I don't think I'll go to Bronx Zoo,
'Cos respiratory failure's quite poo
and the snakes! oh, good grief!
The piranhas have teef!
And a hippo that plays the kazoo.
There's loads of prog gigs this weekend
There's loads of prog gigs this weekend
I'm going to IQ, with a friend
There's loads of prog gigs this weekend
I'm going to IQ, with a friend
I'm afraid we're at none
There's loads of prog gigs this weekend
I'm going to IQ, with a friend
I'm afraid we're at none
Yeah, we're staying at home
There's loads of prog gigs this weekend
I'm going to IQ, with a friend
I'm afraid we're at none
Yeah, we're staying at home
We can just close our eyes and pretend.
Geoff Downes is once again in Yes
Geoff Downes is once again in Yes
With bouffant and vocoder I guess
Geoff Downes is once again in Yes
With bouffant and vocoder I guess
So that's no April Fool?
Geoff Downes is once again in Yes
With bouffant and vocoder I guess
So that's no April Fool?
I near fell off my stool,
Geoff Downes is once again in Yes
With bouffant and vocoder I guess
So that's no April Fool?
I near fell off my stool,
It's the price that you pay for success :(
Poor Olly, is he now on the dole?
Poor Olly, is he now on the dole?
Maybe Dad could give him a role
Poor Olly, is he now on the dole?
Maybe Dad could give him a role,
He can play the B-flats,
Poor Olly, is he now on the dole?
Maybe Dad could give him a role,
He can play the B-flats,
On chromatically trained cats
Poor Olly, is he now on the dole?
Maybe Dad could give him a role,
He can play the B-flats,
On chromatically trained cats
Which would sound like a drunken Dave Grohl.
The Banana* is back in the loop!
The Banana* is back in the loop!
and we hope it stays out of the soup!
The Banana* is back in the loop!
and we hope it stays out of the soup!
It's going to DC
The Banana* is back in the loop!
and we hope it stays out of the soup!
It's going to DC
And by-passing me
The Banana* is back in the loop!
and we hope it stays out of the soup!
It's going to DC
And by-passing me
Or it was cos you're now in the group
The Grand National did not make me rich
The Grand National did not make me rich
'cos my horse it fell in a ditch
The Grand National did not make me rich
'cos my horse it fell in a ditch
I shouldn't have nicked it
The Grand National did not make me rich
'cos my horse it fell in a ditch
I shouldn't have nicked it
With sugar I tricked it
The Grand National did not make me rich
'cos my horse it fell in a ditch
I shouldn't have nicked it
With sugar I tricked it
But I couldn't find its ignition switch.
Manning and Tinyfish! Woot!
Manning and Tinyfish! Woot!
Both together - that should be a hoot
Manning and Tinyfish! Woot!
Both together - that should be a hoot
The Jib's will be there,
Manning and Tinyfish! Woot!
Both together - that should be a hoot
The Jib's will be there,
Catherine too (loud fanfare)
Manning and Tinyfish! Woot!
Both together - that should be a hoot
The Jib's will be there,
Catherine too (loud fanfare)
I'm going in my birthday suit! :shock:
Has Frost* really gone down the pan?
Has Frost* really gone down the pan?
No :)
Quote from: "Pedro"Has Frost* really gone down the pan?
No :)
that is real poetry. a true Art form
Has Frost* really gone down the pan?
No :) It's real poetry. A true Art form.
Like Wordsworth and Keats
Has Frost* really gone down the pan?
No :) It's real poetry. A true Art form.
Like Wordsworth and Keats
With fewer repeats
Has Frost* really gone down the pan?
No It's real poetry. A true Art form.
Like Wordsworth and Keats
With fewer repeats
And sometimes it will both rhyme and scan
So prog's future is a lap steel guitar?
Quote from: "L33VEY"Has Frost* really gone down the pan?
No It's real poetry. A true Art form.
Like Wordsworth and Keats
With fewer repeats
And sometimes it will both rhyme and scan
So prog's future is a lap steel guitar?
so progs future is a lap steel guitar?
its exponent admired near and far! ;)
so progs future is a lap steel guitar?
its exponent admired near and far! ;)
What next? Ukuleles?
so progs future is a lap steel guitar?
its exponent admired near and far! ;)
What next? Ukuleles?
Or de-tuned shillelaghs?
So progs future is a lap steel guitar?
Its exponent admired near and far! ;)
What next? Ukuleles?
Or de-tuned shillelaghs?
No, a glockenspiel, chaps; alles klar?
So how was the new Doctor Who?
So how was the new Doctor Who?
Dunno. Didn't see it. Did you?
So how was the new Doctor Who?
Dunno. Didn't see it. Did you?
Does he still wear bow-ties?
So how was the new Doctor Who?
Dunno. Didn't see it. Did you?
It scared both my kids,
So how was the new Doctor Who?
Dunno. Didn't see it. Did you?
Does he still wear bow-ties?
In a Police Box that flies?
So how was the new Doctor Who?
Dunno. Didn't see it. Did you?
It scared both my kids,
And I split some liquids
So how was the new Doctor Who?
Dunno. Didn't see it. Did you?
Does he still wear bow-ties?
In a Police Box that flies?
Oh yes. Both of those. Wouldn't you?
So how was the new Doctor Who?
Dunno. Didn't see it. Did you?
It scared both my kids,
And I split some liquids
Oh my! What a hullabaloo!
This thread's been asleep for a while
This thread's been asleep for a while,
It's my fav'rite one here by a mile,
This thread's been asleep for a while,
It's my fav'rite one here by a mile,
It's nearly that long
This thread's been asleep for a while,
It's my fav'rite one here by a mile,
It's nearly that long
like a normal prog song
This thread's been asleep for a while,
It's my fav'rite one here by a mile,
It's nearly that long
like a normal prog song
And like prog, it's so out of style :cry:
But do we care? Do we hell
But do we care a jot? Do we hell!
(I adjusted that line. Can you tell?)
But do we care a jot? Do we hell!
(I adjusted that line. Can you tell?)
Yes, you squeezed in your "jot",
But do we care a jot? Do we hell!
(I adjusted that line. Can you tell?)
Yes, you squeezed in your "jot",
Better in, is it not?
But do we care a jot? Do we hell!
(I adjusted that line. Can you tell?)
Yes, you squeezed in your "jot",
Better in, is it not?
Must stick to the rules - just as well!
Jem's studio is available for purchase
Jem's studio is available for purchase
Depending on how big your purse is
Jem's studio is available for purchase
Depending on how big your purse is,
The size of a barn?
Jem's studio is available for purchase
Depending on how big your purse is,
The size of a barn?
plus a bag full of yarn
Jem's studio is available for purchase
Depending on how big your purse is,
The size of a barn?
Plus a bag full of yarn
For spinning rude tales about nurses.
The Fishes have all gone to 'Merka
The Fishes have all gone to 'Merka,
Not one of them wearing a burqa,
The Fishes have all gone to 'Merka,
Not one of them wearing a burqa,
'Though Leon is dressed
The Fishes have all gone to 'Merka,
Not one of them wearing a burqa,
'Though Leon is dressed
Simon's trousers, well pressed
The Fishes have all gone to 'Merka,
Not one of them wearing a burqa,
'Though Leon is dressed
Simon's trousers, well pressed
and repaired by a skilled needle-worker
Some good gigs on tonight but can't go
Some good gigs on tonight but can't go
Pendragon may steal the show
Some good gigs on tonight but can't go
Pendragon may steal the show
I heard it sold out
Some good gigs on tonight but can't go
Pendragon may steal the show
I heard it sold out
I'm afraid I'll miss out.
Some good gigs on tonight but can't go
Pendragon may steal the show
I heard it sold out
I'm afraid I'll miss out.
Journey, Foreigner & Styx for me, don't yer know?
Jem's every thought goes on Twitter
Jem's every thought goes on Twitter
Where he loves to ramble and witter
Jem's every thought goes on Twitter
Where he loves to ramble and witter
in just one-forty chars
Jem's every thought goes on Twitter
Where he loves to ramble and witter
in just one-forty chars
And a load of "ha-ha"s
Jem's every thought goes on Twitter
Where he loves to ramble and witter
in just one-forty chars
And a load of "ha-ha"s
He's becoming an epic bullsh***** (sorry, it was the obvious rhyme... :oops: )
MattFest 3 at the Peel was good fun,
MattFest 3 at the Peel was good fun,
Much enjoyment of music was done,
MattFest 3 at the Peel was good fun,
Much enjoyment of music was done,
I weren't there meself,
MattFest 3 at the Peel was good fun,
Much enjoyment of music was done,
I weren't there meself,
I was tending me elf
*Ahem*
MattFest 3 at the Peel was good fun,
Much enjoyment of music was done,
I weren't there meself,
I was tending me elf
_________________________________ <- Insert (amusing) last line here
Quote from: "RacingHippo"*Ahem*
MattFest 3 at the Peel was good fun,
Much enjoyment of music was done,
I weren't there meself,
I was tending me elf
_________________________________ <- Insert (amusing) last line here
It's no good, you've killed it :lol:
MattFest 3 at the Peel was good fun,
Much enjoyment of music was done,
I weren't there meself,
I was tending me elf
heh 'tis time for a day in the sun!
Pedro's worried about forum attendance
Pedro's worried about forum attendance
No, reacting to chat correspondents
Pedro's worried about forum attendance
No, reacting to chat correspondents
But it's OK, we're here
Pedro's worried about forum attendance
No, reacting to chat correspondents
But it's OK, we're here
Or lurking just near
#650
Pedro's worried about forum attendance
No, reacting to chat correspondents
But it's OK, we're here
Or lurking just near
We've been naughty and this is our penance!
Jem's new set up has guitar pedals
Jem's new set up has guitar pedals
All pinned on his jacket, like medals.
Jem's new set up has guitar pedals
All pinned on his jacket, like medals.
He makes such a noise
Jem's new set up has guitar pedals
All pinned on his jacket, like medals.
He makes such a noise
Just adjusting his poise
Jem's new set up has guitar pedals
All pinned on his jacket, like medals.
He makes such a noise
Just adjusting his poise
So he doesn't look quite so dishevelled.
JM and Blunders have just been out, boating,
JM and Blunders have just been out, boating,
and John's keen skills kept them floating
JM and Blunders have just been out, boating,
and John's keen skills kept them floating
They went down to The Peel
JM and Blunders have just been out, boating,
and John's keen skills kept them floating
They went down to The Peel
And ate jellied eel
JM and Blunders have just been out, boating,
and John's keen skills kept them floating
They went down to The Peel
And ate jellied eel
And then made their way back to Reading.
Jem's newest toy is a Monotribe
boating, floating, Reading? :lol:
Jem's newest toy is a Monotribe
its delivery didn't even need a bribe
Quote from: "rogerg"boating, floating, Reading? :lol:
It's all in the local pronunciation!
Jem's newest toy is a Monotribe
its delivery didn't even need a bribe
It bloops and it bleeps
Jem's newest toy is a Monotribe
its delivery didn't even need a bribe
It bloops and it bleeps
and does trick filter sweeps
Jem's newest toy is a Monotribe
its delivery didn't even need a bribe
It bloops and it bleeps
and does trick filter sweeps
and it gives things a wonderful vibe
I hear the mud's good at Glasto this year,
I hear the mud's good at Glasto this year,
Dirt mixing with rain, pee, and beer,
I hear the mud's good at Glasto this year,
Dirt mixing with rain, pee, and beer,
Will Bono pay tax?
I hear the mud's good at Glasto this year,
Dirt mixing with rain, pee, and beer,
Will Bono pay tax?
Like, do bears play the sax?
I hear the mud's good at Glasto this year,
Dirt mixing with rain, pee, and beer,
Will Bono pay tax?
Like, do bears play the sax?
Not without trimming their claws, dear.
Today's been a regular scorcher,
Today's been a regular scorcher,
a good day to sit on the porch, er,
Today's been a regular scorcher,
a good day to sit on the porch, er,
And sup Pimms & beer
Today's been a regular scorcher,
a good day to sit on the porch, er,
And sup Pimms & beer,
Not mixed though, that's clear,
Today's been a regular scorcher,
a good day to sit on the porch, er,
And sup Pimms & beer,
Not mixed though, that's clear,
Cos drinking that mix would be torture
So summer has popped back again
So summer has popped back again
But it will still be raining by 10
So summer has popped back again
But it will still be raining by 10
Still, unless you're a wally
So summer has popped back again
But it will still be raining by 10
Still, unless you're a wally
Better go fetch a trolley
So summer has popped back again
But it will still be raining by 10
Still, unless you're a wally
Better go fetch a trolley
To transport your Old Speckled Hen.
It's strawberries and cream time - how yummy!
It's strawberries and cream time - how yummy!
But Wimbledon's finished you dummy!
It's strawberries and cream time - how yummy!
But Wimbledon's finished you dummy!
The two are not linked
It's strawberries and cream time - how yummy!
But Wimbledon's finished you dummy!
The two are not linked
but the champagne's done been drinked!
It's strawberries and cream time - how yummy!
But Wimbledon's finished you dummy!
The two are not linked
But the champagne's done been drinked!
And the strawberries are going all gummy!
I'm worried about the Bananana*
I'm worried about the Bananana*
but not so much Anna Karenina
I'm worried about the Bananana*
but not so much Anna Karenina
One's yellow and bent
I'm worried about the Bananana*
but not so much Anna Karenina
One's yellow and bent
One has a bloke in Tashkent
I'm worried about the Bananana*
but not so much Anna Karenina
One's yellow and bent
One has a bloke in Tashkent,
And both once spent time in Havana.
The mountains are wrapped up in clouds,
The mountains are wrapped up in clouds,
Like corpses, all dressed in their shrouds,
The mountains are wrapped up in clouds,
Like corpses, all dressed in their shrouds,
On a cheerier note,
The mountains are wrapped up in clouds,
Like corpses, all dressed in their shrouds,
On a cheerier note,
nice that corpses can float!
The mountains are wrapped up in clouds,
Like corpses, all dressed in their shrouds,
On a cheerier note,
nice that corpses can float!
And zombies like munching on crowds
I'm feeling quite hungry right now,
I'm feeling quite hungry right now,
perhaps I shall eat me some cow.
I'm feeling quite hungry right now,
perhaps I shall eat me some cow.
A nice slab of fillet
I'm feeling quite hungry right now,
perhaps I shall eat me some cow.
A nice slab of fillet,
Tummy rumbles allay,
[although it pains me to go with the American pronunciation of the f-word ;) ]
I'm feeling quite hungry right now,
perhaps I shall eat me some cow.
A nice slab of fillet,
Tummy rumbles allay,
Should I eat with a fork or a trough?
Dec's album can now be pre-ordered
PS at www.decburke.com (http://www.decburke.com)!
Dec's album can now be pre-ordered
Such news should be roundly applauded
Dec's album can now be pre-ordered
Such news should be roundly applauded
is there a website? he asked
Dec's album can now be pre-ordered
Such news should be roundly applauded
is there a website? he asked
If there is we're all tasked
Dec's album can now be pre-ordered
Such news should be roundly applauded
is there a website? he asked
If there is we're all tasked
With buying lots, now it's recorded. (get it from www.decburke.com (http://www.decburke.com)!)
All hail the cold, wet, British summer
All hail the cold, wet, British summer
You don't care if you're driving a Hummer
All hail the cold, wet, British summer
You don't care if you're driving a Hummer,
I'd rather be on my bike,
All hail the cold, wet, British summer
You don't care if you're driving a Hummer,
I'd rather be on my bike,
Unicycle, or trike,
All hail the cold, wet, British summer
You don't care if you're driving a Hummer,
I'd rather be on my bike,
Unicycle, or trike,
Better wetter than awfully dumber.
I'm going to photo the bats,
I'm going to photo the bats,
As they flit around in their straw hats,
I'm going to photo the bats,
As they flit around in their straw hats,
they're rats with wings on,
I'm going to photo the bats,
As they flit around in their straw hats,
they're rats with wings on,
And they love a good sing-song
I'm going to photo the bats,
As they flit around in their straw hats,
They're rats with wings on,
And they love a good sing-song,
As they torment the neighbourhood's cats.
It's raining but sunny outside,
It's raining but sunny outside,
Never mind that, gig news override!
It's raining but sunny outside,
Never mind that, gig news override!
the Frost* has returned!
It's raining but sunny outside,
Never mind that, gig news override!
the Frost* has returned!
All else is adjourned
It's raining but sunny outside,
Never mind that, gig news override!
the Frost* has returned!
All else is adjourned
Let celebrations be unconfined.
Jem's made the move back to Sussex
Jem's made the move back to Sussex
Where they're keen on back-seat-of-the-bus sex
(C'mon L33VEY - that was a git to start a rhyme with!)
Jem's made the move back to Sussex
Where they're keen on back-seat-of-the-bus sex
but the trouble with that,
Jem's made the move back to Sussex
Where they're keen on back-seat-of-the-bus sex
but the trouble with that,
if the roads are all flat,
Quote from: "Pedro"Jem's made the move back to Sussex
Where they're keen on back-seat-of-the-bus sex
but the trouble with that,
if the roads are all flat,
and the action can shock and perplex
New prog,i c,ant wait to hear.... ;)
New prog, I can't wait to hear
I shall listen whilst drinking small beer
New prog, I can't wait to hear
I shall listen whilst drinking small beer
It must be quite loud
New prog, I can't wait to hear
I shall listen whilst drinking small beer
It must be quite loud
It'll bring a big crowd
New prog, I can't wait to hear
I shall listen whilst drinking small beer
It must be quite loud
It'll bring a big crowd
Who won't hang around long, I fear
So Pedro's been mixing with Rob
So Pedro's been mixing with Rob
and Rob did a fantastic job
So Pedro's been mixing with Rob
and Rob did a fantastic job
of taking the genius
So Pedro's been mixing with Rob
and Rob did a fantastic job
of taking the genius :oops:
and concealing the heinious
So Pedro's been mixing with Rob
and Rob did a fantastic job
of taking the genius
and concealing the heinious
It's sure to make many-a-head bob!
To be sure, this is not a haiku
To be sure, this is not a haiku
it's more of a linguistic stew
To be sure, this is not a haiku
it's more of a linguistic stew
a syllable soup
To be sure, this is not a haiku
it's more of a linguistic stew
a syllable soup
of grammatical gloop
To be sure, this is not a haiku
it's more of a linguistic stew
a syllable soup
of grammatical gloop
of which we have writ not a few!
there is so much prog in the world
there is so much prog in the world
so be patient till Frost* 3 is unfurled
Quote from: "sawtooth"there is so much prog in the world
so be patient till Frost* 3 is unfurled
the prospects are great
There is so much prog in the world
So be patient till Frost* 3 is unfurled
The prospects are great
And so, we must wait
There is so much prog in the world
So be patient till Frost* 3 is unfurled
The prospects are great
And so, we must wait,
As the maestro's new baton is twirled.
Today I am feeling jet-laggy,
Today I am feeling jet-laggy,
My braincells have gone kinda baggy
Today I am feeling jet-laggy,
My braincells have gone kinda baggy
too long on that plane
Today I am feeling jet-laggy,
My braincells have gone kinda baggy
too long on that plane
Have sent me insane
Today I am feeling jet-laggy,
My braincells have gone kinda baggy
too long on that plane
Have sent me insane
Like Cheggars without his dear Maggie.
Though I didn't watch him, I watched Tiswas*
*note to our colonial friends: don't bother, another limerick'll be along soon!
Though I didn't watch him, I watched Tiswas*
Though I have no idea what the biz was.
Though I didn't watch him, I watched Tiswas*
Though I have no idea what the biz was.
Twas anarchic fun!
Though I didn't watch him, I watched Tiswas*
Though I have no idea what the biz was.
Twas anarchic fun!
Flinging flans by the ton
Though I didn't watch him, I watched Tiswas*
Though I have no idea what the biz was.
Twas anarchic fun!
Flinging flans by the ton
I'd forgot how like Nellie Ms James woz (//http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zOwokGfD4zQ)
Scraped the barrel to get that last rhyme
Scraped the barrel to get that last rhyme
Dug deep but ran out of time
Scraped the barrel to get that last rhyme
Dug deep but ran out of time
But you're right about Nellie
Scraped the barrel to get that last rhyme
Dug deep but ran out of time
But you're right about Nellie
and the size nine green wellie
Scraped the barrel to get that last rhyme
Dug deep but ran out of time
But you're right about Nellie
and the size nine green wellie
and I imagine it was or 'tis smelly.
the semolina was really quite r'diclous ( :o )
the semolina was really quite r'diclous
its usage was very ubiquitous
the semolina was really quite r'diclous
its usage was very ubiquitous
Although I've never had it,
the semolina was really quite r'diclous
its usage was very ubiquitous
Although I've never had it,
I was told by my mate's rabbit
the semolina was really quite r'diclous
its usage was very ubiquitous
Although I've never had it,
I was told by my mate's rabbit
that it's thick and it's lumpy and vicious.
Could someone else please start the next one
Could someone else please start the next one
I've tried hard, but nothing can be done
Could someone else please start the next one
I've tried hard, but nothing can be done
My mind is a blank
Could someone else please start the next one
I've tried hard, but nothing can be done
My mind is a blank
this lim'rick will tank
Could someone else please start the next one
I've tried hard, but nothing can be done
My mind is a blank
this lim'rick will tank
Dum de dum, dum de dum, dum dum dum......
Cube 2 has just got a good oiling,
Cube 2 has just got a good oiling,
Our Jem, with his rag, has been toiling
Cube 2 has just got a good oiling,
Our Jem, with his rag, has been toiling
it's all nice and square
Cube 2 has just got a good oiling,
Our Jem, with his rag, has been toiling
it's all nice and square
in 3 dimensions, so there!
Cube 2 has just got a good oiling,
Our Jem, with his rag, has been toiling
it's all nice and square
in 3 dimensions, so there!
Soon the music inside'll start boiling.
Oh how I have missed this old thread,
Oh how I have missed this old thread,
For a while there, I thought it was dead
Oh how I have missed this old thread,
For a while there, I thought it was dead
Resurrected it is,
Oh how I have missed this old thread,
For a while there, I thought it was dead.
Resurrected it is,
Full of sparkle and fizz,
Oh how I have missed this old thread,
For a while there, I thought it was dead.
Resurrected it is,
Full of sparkle and fizz,
with longer notes and more dread!
Experimentalists head to the Peel...
Experimentalists head to the Peel...
On foot or a bike with one wheel,
Experimentalists head to the Peel...
On foot or a bike with one wheel,
round the m twenty five
Experimentalists head to the Peel...
On foot or a bike with one wheel,
round the m twenty five
to see the band live
Experimentalists head to the Peel...
On foot or a bike with one wheel,
round the m twenty five
to see the band live
It will all seem a bit too surreal!
I'm bored now with hanging around
I'm bored now with hanging around
So come down and spend time on the ground
I'm bored now with hanging around
So come down and spend time on the ground
Mind how you land
I'm bored now with hanging around
So come down and spend time on the ground
Mind how you land
Is a somersault planned?
I'm bored now with hanging around
So come down and spend time on the ground
Mind how you land
Is a somersault planned?
Like Ninjas, he hits without sound.
Oh, why am I still here at work?
Oh, why am I still here at work?
I must be completely beserk! :oops:
Oh,why am I still here at work?
I must be completely beserk! :oops:
The tealady,s drunk
Oh,why am I still here at work?
I must be completely beserk! :oops:
The tealady's drunk
All the tea; I can't dunk
Oh, why am I still here at work?
I must be completely beserk! :oops:
The tealady's drunk
All the tea; I can't dunk,
Dry biccies? Now that ain't no perk!
My student is writing her thesis,
My student is writing her thesis,
It's mostly all about faeces,
My student is writing her thesis,
It's mostly all about faeces,
She in Spandex Ballet (//http://spandexballet.com/)?
My student is writing her thesis,
It's mostly all about faeces,
She in Spandex Ballet (//http://spandexballet.com/)?
Dunno sir, can't say,
My student is writing her thesis,
It's mostly all about faeces,
She in Spandex Ballet?
Dunno sir, can't say,
Spandex Ballet? They're another species.
Oh bugger! forgot the new one,
Oh bugger! forgot the new one,
It's ok because now it's begun
Oh bugger! forgot the new one,
It's ok because now it's begun
i dunno where to start
Oh bugger! forgot the new one,
It's ok because now it's begun
i dunno where to start
You just add the last part
Oh bugger! forgot the new one,
It's ok because now it's begun
i dunno where to start
You just add the last part
OK, oh look! it's the Sun.
I bet it don't stay out for long
I bet it d,ont stay out for long
Never does,its simply all wrong
I bet it don't stay out for long
Never does, it's simply all wrong
It stays out, we go in
I bet it don't stay out for long
Never does, it's simply all wrong
It stays out, we go in
Get the biscuit tin
I bet it don't stay out for long
Never does, it's simply all wrong
It stays out, we go in
Get the biscuit tin
We'll dunk whilst we have a sing song.
To the forum I must go to post,
To the forum I must go to post
It's a race, who can post the most?
To the forum I must go to post
It's a race, who can post the most?
Our Pedro is winning,
To the forum I must go to post
It's a race, who can post the most?
Our Pedro is winning,
in an ocean of posts he is swimming! (I know, just say it really fast!)
To the forum I must go to post
It's a race, who can post the most?
Our Pedro is winning,
in an ocean of posts he is swimming! (I know, just say it really fast!)
Once he's won he'll retire to the coast.
The weather today's somewhat changeable,
The weather today's somewhat changeable,
this the In are words line rearrangeable
The weather today's somewhat changeable,
this the in are words line rearrangeable,
if you find this confusing,
The weather today's somewhat changeable,
this the in are words line rearrangeable,
if you find this confusing,
there's just no refuting
The weather today's somewhat changeable,
this the in are words line rearrangeable,
if you find this confusing,
there's just no refuting
that everyone here is derangable
Who bought the last ticket for the gig?
Who bought the last ticket for the gig?
not me I got in right quick,
Who bought the last ticket for the gig?
not me I got in right quick,
it pays to be hasty,
Who bought the last ticket for the gig?
not me I got in right quick,
it pays to be hasty,
with line-ups so tasty
Who bought the last ticket for the gig?
not me I got in right quick,
it pays to be hasty,
with line-ups so tasty
And to see the new Kronos rig
Pedders will be missing all this week
Pedders will be missing all this week
Will he be in Wales, digging up a leek?
Pedders will be missing all this week
Will he be in Wales, digging up a leek?
A plumber, is he?
Pedders will be missing all this week
Will he be in Wales, digging up a leek?
A plumber, is he?
That's an "a", not an "e"
Pedders will be missing all this week
Will he be in Wales, digging up a leek?
A plumber, is he?
That's an "a", not an "e",
I know, I can spell; what a cheek! ;)
I have two spare tix for the Peel,
I have two spare tix for the Peel,
OMG! Srsly? Like, for real?!
I have two spare tix for the Peel,
OMG! Srsly? Like, for real?!
Yep. That's what I said
I have two spare tix for the Peel,
OMG! Srsly? Like, for real?!
Yep. That's what I said.
Or at least what you read.
I have two spare tix for the Peel,
OMG! Srsly? Like, for real?!
Yep. That's what I said.
Or at least what you read.
At £10k a pair it's a steal!
The Cube is now up and running
The Cube is now up and running
And soon we all will be humming
The Cube is now up and running
And soon we will all be humming
New ditties by Jem,
The Cube is now up and running
And soon we will all be humming
New ditties by Jem,
Along with JM
The Cube is now up and running
And soon we will all be humming
New ditties by Jem,
Along with JM
I'm sure they will all sound quite stunning.
I must order my t-shirt by Friday,
I must order my t-shirt by Friday,
It's also my must-buy-by-then day,
I must order my t-shirt by Friday,
It's also my must-buy-by-then day,
But what colour? Which font?
I must order my t-shirt by Friday,
It's also my must-buy-by-then day,
But what colour? Which font?
And what size do I want?
I must order my t-shirt by Friday,
It's also my must-buy-by-then day,
But what colour? Which font?
And what size do I want?
I'd say 100 point would be plentay
I'll be back in old Blighty tomorrow
I'll be back in old Blighty tomorrow
Is this cause for joy or for sorrow?
I'll be back in old Blighty tomorrow
Is this cause for joy or for sorrow?
It depends where you stand
I,ll be back in old Blighty tomorrow
Is this cause for joy or sorrow?
It depends where you stand
or possibly land
I'll be back in old Blighty tomorrow
Is this cause for joy or for sorrow?
It depends where you stand
Or possibly land,
I've some Union Jack pants you can borrow.
It's suddenly turned parky outside,
It's suddenly turned parky outside,
In the morning there'll be Frost(*) in my yard
It's suddenly turned parky outside,
In the morning there'll be Frost(*) in my yard
JiB's rhymes are so dodgy
It's suddenly turned parky outside,
In the morning there'll be Frost(*) in my yard
JiB's rhymes are so dodgy
They'll be turning right stodgy.
It's suddenly turned parky outside,
In the morning there'll be Frost(*) in my yard
JiB's rhymes are so dodgy
They'll be turning right stodgy.
well, an American like me has no idea how to rhyme side and yard, so I'll just give up.
Feel free to give that a go
Feel free to give that a go,
'Ow 'e does it, I simply don't know,
Feel free to give that a go,
'Ow 'e does it, I simply don't know,
It's beyond comprehension
Feel free to give that a go,
'Ow 'e does it, I simply don't know,
It's beyond comprehension
Laced with linguistic tension,
Feel free to give that a go,
'Ow 'e does it, I simply don't know,
It's beyond comprehension
Laced with linguistic tension,
And a single step beyond one's show.
I really must post here more often,
I really must post here more often,
Or the rhymes will continue to soften,
I really must post here more often,
Or the rhymes will continue to soften,
And who likes soft rhymes?
I really must post here more often,
Or the rhymes will continue to soften,
And who likes soft rhymes?
One of life's verbal crimes,
I really must post here more often,
Or the rhymes will continue to soften,
And who likes soft rhymes?
One of life's verbal crimes,
Let's bury them deep in a coffin.
While awaiting the Frost* AGM,
While awaiting the Frost* AGM,
are we on BST? GMT? p or am? :?
While awaiting the Frost* AGM,
are we on BST? GMT? p or am?
just a tick and a tock
While awaiting the Frost* AGM,
are we on BST? GMT? p or am?
just a tick and a tock
'Til we all start to ROCK
While awaiting the Frost* AGM,
are we on BST? GMT? p or am?
just a tick and a tock
'Til we all start to ROCK
and perhaps change the clock on the forum?
Is it tomorrow yet, or still today?
Is it tomorrow yet, or still today?
My neutrino clock says "who can say"?
Is it tomorrow yet, or still today?
My neutrino clock says "who can say"?
If it does then just ask it
Is it tomorrow yet, or still today?
My neutrino clock says "who can say"?
If it does then just ask it
for tomorrow the casket
Is it tomorrow yet, or still today?
My neutrino clock says "who can say"?
If it does then just ask it
for tomorrow the casket
will show the moments ticking away
Hanging on in quiet desparation
Hanging on in quiet desparation
Is the way of the English... err... coach station
Hanging on in quiet desparation
Is the way of the English... err... coach station
They queue for the buses
Hanging on in quiet desparation
Is the way of the English... err... coach station
They queue for the buses
And never make fusses
Hanging on in quiet desparation
Is the way of the English... err... coach station
They queue for the buses
And never make fusses,
It's the mark of a civilised nation.
The fog around here lingers on,
The fog around here lingers on,
Until of course it's all gone,
The fog around here lingers on,
Until of course it's all gone,
Unless it returns
The fog around here lingers on,
Until of course it's all gone,
Unless it returns,
then the fog never learns,
The fog around here lingers on,
Until of course it's all gone,
Unless it returns,
then the fog never learns,
that it goes when the sun shine has shone
Today's dawn mist cleared to leave Frost*
Today's dawn mist cleared to leave Frost*
At tremendous emotional cost,
Today's dawn mist cleared to leave Frost*
At tremendous emotional cost,
But the price is worth paying,
Today's dawn mist cleared to leave Frost*
At tremendous emotional cost,
But the price is worth paying,
For the Frost* it is staying!
Today's dawn mist cleared to leave Frost*
At tremendous emotional cost,
But the price is worth paying,
For the Frost* it is staying
so luckily, all is not lost............ :D
How'n'when did your prog-passion turn up?
Quote from: "lyn"Today's dawn mist cleared to leave Frost*
At tremendous emotional cost,
But the price is worth paying,
For the Frost* it is staying
so luckily, all is not lost............ :D
:mrgreen: :mrgreen:
How'n'when did your prog-passion turn up?
Genesis "Turned it on Again", as a pup
How'n'when did your prog-passion turn up?
Genesis "Turned it on Again", as a pup
Rick Wakeman and his Journey
How'n'when did your prog-passion turn up?
Genesis "Turned it on Again", as a pup
Rick Wakeman and his Journey,
Pre-him Yes and Würm for me,
(waaaaaay too many syllables for a limerick, but it's a Saturday, so ...)
How'n'when did your prog-passion turn up?
Genesis "Turned it on Again", as a pup
Rick Wakeman and his Journey,
Pre-him Yes and Würm for me,
Whereas Frost* were my first tea filled cup!
When supporting the 'Theater
When supporting the 'Theater
Merch and lighting stressed out Frost*'s creator
When supporting the 'Theater
Merch and lighting stressed out Frost*'s creator
It drove him quite mad,
When supporting the'Theater
Merch and lighting stressed out Frost*'s creator
It drove him quite mad,
made Frost*ies quite sad,
When supporting the'Theater
Merch and lighting stressed out Frost*'s creator
It drove him quite mad,
made Frost*ies quite sad,
So he bought a big refrigerator.
I wonder what's happening next month?
I wonder what's happening next month?
Since mid-03, 'tis the hundred-and-oneth,
I wonder what's happening next month?
Since mid-03,'tis the hundred-and-oneth,
Its required forward planning,
I wonder what's happening next month?
Since mid-03,'tis the hundred-and-oneth,
It's required forward planning,
As the weeks I've been spanning,
I wonder what's happening next month?
Since mid-03,'tis the hundred-and-oneth,
It's required forward planning,
As the weeks I've been spanning,
and now i'm quite down in the dumpth.
My cat has such terrible wind.
Quote from: "wickedwitch"and now i'm quite down in the dumpth.
Yay! Nicky! Hiya gorgeous :D My cat has such terrible wind.
She said, as she innocently grinned
My cat has such terrible wind.
She said, as she innocently grinned
The baked beans that I feed her
My cat has such terrible wind.
She said, as she innocently grinned
The baked beans that I feed her
Are Heinz, the brand leader
#700
My cat has such terrible wind.
She said, as she innocently grinned
The baked beans that I feed her
Are Heinz, the brand leader
And she'll eat nothing else that is tinned
Our JM has a gravelly voice
Our JM has a gravelly voice,
Unfiltered Capstan his regular choice,
Our JM has a gravelly voice,
Unfiltered Capstan his regular choice,
Which he sticks up his nose
Our JM has a gravelly voice,
Unfiltered Capstan his regular choice,
Which he sticks up his nose
With a length of old hose
Our JM has a gravelly voice,
Unfiltered Capstan his regular choice,
Which he sticks up his nose,
With a length of old hose,
As a baffle to control the noice
Andy Edwards is ever so wise
Andy Edwards is ever so wise
so seldom needs a disguise,
Andy Edwards is ever so wise
so seldom needs a disguise,
His fake 'tache and glasses
Andy Edwards is ever so wise
so seldom needs a disguise,
His fake 'tache and glasses
Means he frequently passes
Andy Edwards is ever so wise
so seldom needs a disguise,
His fake 'tache and glasses
Means he frequently passes
Much wind, to our eternal surprise.
The Frost*mas calendar limericks are great,
The Frost*mas calendar limericks are great,
we've had 8 of them so far to date,
The Frost*mas calendar limericks are great,
we've had 8 of them so far to date,
The ninth is soon up,
The Frost*mas calendar limericks are great,
we've had 8 of them so far to date,
The ninth is soon up,
Oi! Elves! Hurry up!
The Frost*mas calendar limericks are great,
We've had 8 of them so far to date,
The ninth is soon up,
Oi! Elves! Hurry up!
Crikey, some want it all on a plate.
Is there nothing that JM can't do?
Is there nothing that JM can't do?
Can he sculpt using rocking horse poo?
Is there nothing that JM can't do?
Can he sculpt using rocking horse poo?
Far too easy for him
Is there nothing that JM can't do?
Can he sculpt using rocking horse poo?
Far too easy for him
But he uses one limb
Is there nothing that JM can't do?
Can he sculpt using rocking horse poo?
Far too easy for him
But he uses one limb
where mortals need more than two.
It's getting to that time of year,
It's getting to that time of year,
The "C" word makes us tremble with fear
It's getting to that time of year,
The "C" word makes us tremble with fear,
Ar you em pee ee tea?
It's getting to that time of year,
The "C" word makes us tremble with fear,
Ar you em pee ee tea?
Or Are ee dee eye tee?
It's getting to that time of year,
The "C" word makes us tremble with fear,
Ar you em pee ee tea?
Or Are ee dee eye tee?
Are ay pee! Stiff upper lips here!
Just five days to go now, until
Just five days to go now, until
It's Friday, I suppose, if you will,
Just five days to go now, until
It's Friday, I suppose, if you will,
What! The BIG AGM?
Just five days to go now, until
It's Friday, I suppose, if you will,
What! The BIG AGM?
Whassat? Say again?
Just five days to go now, until
It's Friday, I suppose, if you will,
What! The BIG AGM?
Whassat? Say again?
AGM! See you all at the Peel!
Now four days and counting - can't wait!
Now four days and counting - can't wait!
til that great unforgettable date
Now four days and counting - can't wait!
til that great unforgettable date
The sweat it will pour
Now four days and counting - can't wait!
til that great unforgettable date
The sweat it will pour
From a quarter to four
Now four days and counting - can't wait!
til that great unforgettable date
The sweat it will pour
From a quarter to four
Until just after twenty past eight.
But we'll then stop perspiring, I know,
But we'll then stop perspiring, I know,
When John and Jem start up the show
But we'll then stop perspiring,I know,
When John and Jem start up the show
And the Peel starts to rock,
But we'll then stop perspiring,I know,
When John and Jem start up the show
And the Peel starts to rock,
We won't look at the clock,
But we'll then stop perspiring,I know,
When John and Jem start up the show
And the Peel starts to rock,
We won't look at the clock,
As we're headbanging on the first row
Rehearsals are starting today
Rehearsals are starting today
We wonder what they're going to play?
Rehearsals are starting today
We wonder what they're going to play?
Firebird Suite? Brahms and Liszt?
Rehearsals are starting today
We wonder what they're going to play?
Firebird Suite? Brahms and Liszt?
Perhaps if they're pissed,
Rehearsals are starting today
We wonder what they're going to play?
Firebird Suite? Brahms and Liszt?
Perhaps if they're pissed,
They'll play us some Spandau Ballet.
Will they spoil us, and play something festive?
Will they spoil us, and play something festive
While we munch on some Christmas digestives?
Will they spoil us, and play something festive
While we munch on some Christmas digestives?
"Santa Baby" perhaps?
Will they spoil us, and play something festive
While we munch on some Christmas digestives?
"Santa Baby" perhaps?
or those thrice kingly chaps.
Will they spoil us, and play something festive
While we munch on some Christmas digestives?
"Santa Baby" perhaps?
or those thrice kingly chaps,
All dressed in lingerie, oh so suggestive.
(//http://mimg.ugo.com/201111/6/3/2/213236/cuts/rhpstrailerframe-025l_480x360.jpg)
(scary; I think that's the second time I've posted an image of Tim Curry as Frankenfurter to this forum; what does it say about my mind? :shock: )
I suggest that we talk about cheese,
I suggest that we talk about cheese,
To avoid seeing male stockinged knees
I suggest that we talk about cheese,
To avoid seeing male stockinged knees
I like cheddar galore!
I suggest that we talk about cheese,
To avoid seeing male stockinged knees
I like cheddar galore!
He purred, sprawled on the floor,
I suggest that we talk about cheese,
To avoid seeing male stockinged knees
I like cheddar galore!
He purred, sprawled on the floor,
Some people are so easy to please!
Well it's 2 days to go to the Peel
I suggest that we talk about cheese,
To avoid seeing male stockinged knees
I like cheddar galore!
He purred, sprawled on the floor,
So give me your rarebit, oh please!
My goodness, that turned slightly saucy,
Quote from: "Trapezium Artist"I suggest that we talk about cheese,
To avoid seeing male stockinged knees
I like cheddar galore!
He purred, sprawled on the floor,
So give me your rarebit, oh please!
My goodness, that turned slightly cheese sauce,
Oh no - it's bifurcated...
Well it's 2 days to go to the Peel,
Are you bringing your pet cockatiel?
My goodness, that turned slightly saucy,
If likened to play, 'twould be horsy,
Well it's 2 days to go to the Peel,
Are you bringing your pet cockatiel?
I'm bringing my mate's
My goodness, that turned slightly saucy,
If likened to play, 'twould be horsy,
I'm bringing my mate's
Well it's 2 days to go to the Peel,
Are you bringing your pet cockatiel?
I'm bringing my mate's
Cos it communicates
My goodness, that turned slightly saucy,
If likened to play, 'twould be horsy,
I'm bringing my mate's
On two dinner plates
Quote from: "catherine"it's bifurcated
genius description
Well it's 2 days to go to the Peel,
Are you bringing your pet cockatiel?
I'm bringing my mate's
Cos it communicates
With a squawk and a "Rawk!" and a squeal.
My goodness, that turned slightly saucy,
If likened to play, 'twould be horsy,
I'm bringing my mate's
On two dinner plates,
Though my grammar violates normalcy.
And so, bless our souls, we are one,
And so, bless our souls, we are one,
The relief! The anticipation! <------ (that works best in a strong Jamaican accent.... :oops: )
And so, bless our souls, we are one,
The relief! The anticipation! <------ (that works best in a strong Jamaican accent.... :oops: )
Well, da's aaaaalright den mun
And so, bless our souls, we are one,
The relief! The anticipation! <------ (that works best in a strong Jamaican accent.... :oops: )
Well, da's aaaaalright den mun
Continue the fun
And so, bless our souls, we are one,
The relief! The anticipation! <------ (that works best in a strong Jamaican accent.... )
Well, da's aaaaalright den mun
Continue the fun
In fantastic and tight syncopation ... (sink-o-pay-shun)
The (pauses, in ant-tizzy-pay-shun (tingles) :P ) aarrhhhhhggggggggggg...gig, should I leave now?
The (pauses, in ant-tizzy-pay-shun (tingles) :P ) aarrhhhhhggggggggggg...gig, should I leave now?
That was the first line, somehow
The (pauses, in ant-tizzy-pay-shun (tingles) :P ) aarrhhhhhggggggggggg...gig, should I leave now?
That was the first line, somehow
so get in the car
The (pauses, in ant-tizzy-pay-shun (tingles) :P ) aarrhhhhhggggggggggg...gig, should I leave now?
That was the first line, somehow
so get in the car
and come from afar,
The (pauses, in ant-tizzy-pay-shun (tingles) :P ) aarrhhhhhggggggggggg...gig, should I leave now?
That was the first line, somehow
so get in the car
and come from afar,
Just as fast as the roads will allow.
I'm not setting off until later,
I'm not setting off until later,
Could the anticipation *be* greater
I'm not setting off until later,
Could the anticipation *be* greater
Well, how was it for you?
I'm not setting off until later,
Could the anticipation *be* greater
Well, how was it for you?
More fun than U2
I'm not setting off until later,
Could the anticipation *be* greater
Well, how was it for you?
More fun than U2
And no sign of that old "Prog traitor"
The Advent Calender was super
The Advent Calender was super
And I cherish each howler and blooper
The Advent Calendar was super
And i cherish each howler and blooper
The concept was magic
The Advent Calendar was super
And i cherish each howler and blooper
The concept was magic
Now it's gone, it is tragic
The Advent Calendar was super
And i cherish each howler and blooper
The concept was magic
Now it's gone, it is tragic
So we'll all lapse back into a stupor.
It's twenty-twelve and the logo is new!
It's twenty-twelve and the logo is new!
At frostmusic.net you can view
It's twenty-twelve and the logo is new!
At frostmusic.net you can view
It's all black and blue
It's twenty-twelve and the logo is new!
At frostmusic.net you can view
It's all black and blue
'Twould look great on a shoe
It's twenty-twelve and the logo is new!
At frostmusic.net you can view
It's all black and blue
'Twould look great on a shoe
When trekking in darkest Peru
It's great that Jem's blogging again
It's great that Jem's blogging again,
Less dodgy than snogging a hen,
It's great that Jem's blogging again,
Less dodgy than snogging a hen,
Hope these posts are prolific,
It's great that Jem's blogging again,
Less dodgy than snogging a hen,
Hope these posts are prolific,
And not too soporific,
It's great that Jem's blogging again,
Less dodgy than snogging a hen,
Hope these posts are prolific,
And not too soporific,
Rather, lets hope they're witty and zen
There once was an almighty salad
There once was an almighty salad
About which (whom?) was writ many a ballad
There once was an almighty salad
About which (whom?) was writ many a ballad
a tomato or two
There once was an almighty salad
About which (whom?) was writ many a ballad
a tomato or two
And a cumber, plus cue
There once was an almighty salad
About which (whom?) was writ many a ballad
a tomato or two
And a cumber, plus cue
up a duck, with the sound of a mallard...
there is frost* everywhere I can see
there is frost* everywhere I can see
and the rain and the cold makes icy.
there is frost* everywhere I can see
and the rain and the cold makes icy.
so, look for some grip
there is frost* everywhere I can see
and the rain and the cold makes icy.
so, look for some grip
don't fly arse over tip,
there is frost* everywhere I can see
and the rain and the cold makes icy.
so, look for some grip
don't fly arse over tip,
unless that's what makes you go "whopee"....
do MRAO scopes hold snow?
do MRAO scopes hold snow?
an MRAO scope? I don't know.
do MRAO scopes hold snow?
an MRAO scope? I don't know
we could ask TA
do MRAO scopes hold snow?
an MRAO scope? I don't know
we could ask TA
Or perhaps his PA
Do MRAO scopes hold snow?
An MRAO scope? I don't know,
We could ask TA,
Or perhaps his PA,
'Cos he does like so off to show :mrgreen:
The answer, my dears, is they can,
The answer, my dears, is they can,
But what about a frying pan?
The answer, my dears, is they can,
But what about a frying pan?
To hold snow, or find stars? :?
The answer, my dears, is they can,
But what about a frying pan?
To hold snow, or find stars? :?
Or cook bean sprouts from Mars?
The answer, my dears, is they can,
But what about a frying pan?
To hold snow, or find stars?
Or cook bean sprouts from Mars?
For spiders and a little green man....
Pangalactic bacon and egg
Pangalactic bacon and egg
can cost you an arm and a leg
Pangalactic bacon and egg
can cost you an arm and a leg
So when the munchies arrive
Pangalactic bacon and egg
can cost you an arm and a leg
So when the munchies arrive
Wriggle out of your hive
Pangalactic bacon and egg
can cost you an arm and a leg
So when the munchies arrive
Wriggle out of your hive
And have Green Eggs and Ham (//http://youtu.be/ttetmdOZXSU) instead.
Dr Seuss. Now, there's an odd fella
Dr Seuss. Now, there's an odd fella,
Did his green eggs contain salmonella?
Dr Seuss. Now, there's an odd fella,
Did his green eggs contain salmonella?
So Ella's a fish?
Dr Seuss. Now, there's an odd fella,
Did his green eggs contain salmonella?
So Ella's a fish?
That sounds a bit swish
Dr Seuss. Now, there's an odd fella,
Did his green eggs contain salmonella?
So Ella's a fish?
That sounds a bit swish
I'll now tap you upon the patella.
Will a knee-jerk reaction ensue?
Will a knee-jerk reaction ensue?
Or an urge to turn round and thump you?
Will a knee-jerk reaction ensue?
Or an urge to turn round and thump you?
oh, doctor, my doctor!
Will a knee-jerk reaction ensue?
Or an urge to turn round and thump you?
oh, doctor, my doctor!
Bring forth my helicopter!
#725
Will a knee-jerk reaction ensue?
Or an urge to turn round and thump you?
oh, doctor, my doctor!
Bring forth my helicopter!
That hurts and it's time that I flew.
Flippin' eck, it's Pancake (Tues)Day,
Flippin'eck,its Pancake(Tues)Day
My cholesterol,s gone all astray
Flippin'eck,its Pancake(Tues)Day
My cholesterol,s gone all astray
If we shrove, can we shrive?
Flippin' 'eck, it's Pancake (Tues)Day
My cholesterol's gone all astray,
If we shrove, can we shrive?
And fitzy's grammar survive,
Flippin' 'eck, it's Pancake (Tues)Day
My cholesterol's gone all astray,
If we shrove, can we shrive?
And fitzy's grammar survive,
pancakes with sweet chilli sauce...yay!
the leap-year day will be here, next week
the leap-year day will be here, next week
I'm just SO darned excited, I could squeak!
the leap-year day will be here, next week
I'm just SO darned excited, I could squeak!
But my work is unpaid!
the leap-year day will be here, next week
I'm just SO darned excited, I could squeak!
But my work is unpaid!
so chill-out in the shade...
the leap-year day will be here, next week
I'm just SO darned excited, I could squeak!
But my work is unpaid!
so chill-out in the shade...
I hear winter is lovely in Martinique.
2000AD's thirty-five,
2000AD's thirty-five
So AD's .0175?
2000AD's thirty-five
So AD's .0175? [<<== :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: ]
Thirty-five point two one
2000AD's thirty-five
So AD's .0175? [<<== :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: ]
Thirty-five point two one
Orbits of the Sun
2000AD's thirty-five
So AD's .0175? [<<== :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: ]
Thirty-five point two one
Orbits of the Sun
If the sun's in bits, will we survive?
Tomorrow we go to see She
Tomorrow we go to see She
Well, some of you do - but not me :cry:
Tomorrow we go to see She
Well, some of you do - but not me :cry:
I feel Cath'rine's pain,
Tomorrow we go to see She
Well, some of you do - but not me
I feel Cath'rine's pain,
like paper in rain
Tomorrow we go to see She
Well, some of you do - but not me
I feel Cath'rine's pain,
like paper in rain
But did she (C) see She? Or didn't she?
Pygmy says: Three smart fellers felt smart
Pygmy says: Three smart fellers felt smart
That Smart was a bit of a tart!
Pygmy says: Three smart fellers felt smart
That Smart was a bit of a tart!
But how did he feel?
Pygmy says: Three smart fellers felt smart
That Smart was a bit of a tart!
But how did he feel,
As they started to peel,
[sorry, Catherine: your question mark will need to be reinstalled at the end of the last line ;) ]
Pygmy says: Three smart fellers felt smart
That Smart was a bit of a tart!
But how did he feel,
As they started to peel,
His words and his punctuation apart?
Will High Voltage happen or not?
Will High Voltage happen or not?
Said the man in the chair named Pol Pot.
Will High Voltage happen or not?
Said the man in the chair named Pol Pot.
An odd name for a chair
Will High Voltage happen or not?
Said the man in the chair named Pol Pot.
An odd name for a chair
does it have any hair?
Will High Voltage happen or not?
Said the man in the chair named Pol Pot.
An odd name for a chair
does it have any hair?
And if so, which hair does it got?
My banana is now on it's way!
My banana is now on it's way
It's being delivered by Queen's Brian May
My banana is now on it's way
It's being delivered by Queen's Brian May
Everything that he do
My banana is now on it's way
It's being delivered by Queen's Brian May
Everything that he do
m c squared equals Q?
My banana is now on it's way
It's being delivered by Queen's Brian May
Everything that he do
m c squared equals Q?
Bond's gadget man? A cornered DJ?
Brian May wrote a jingle for Ford
Brian May wrote a jingle for Ford
Was he paid or merely quite bored?
Brian May wrote a jingle for Ford
Was he paid or merely quite bored?
He did it for love!
Brian May wrote a jingle for Ford
Was he paid or merely quite bored?
He did it for love
of Sid (his pet dove)
Brian May wrote a jingle for Ford
Was he paid or merely quite bored?
He did it for love
of Sid (his pet dove)
who drove a Mondeo, good gawd!!
High Voltage should be in a park,
High Voltage should be in a park,
Above which I'd fly, like a lark,
High Voltage should be in a park,
Above which I'd fly, like a lark,
In Prog T-shirt and shorts?
High Voltage should be in a park,
Above which I'd fly, like a lark,
In Prog T-shirt and shorts?
better that than a skort.
High Voltage should be in a park,
Above which I'd fly, like a lark,
In Prog T-shirt and shorts?
better that than a skort.
Alter-ego of man named Kent, Clark.
There are times when I pull out my hair,
(not really directed at you, Rog, although your fairly ropey attempt at a rhyme in line 4 reminded me of the frustrations I've been dealing with at work this afternoon :evil: )
heh (I don't know the plural of skort, so I just went with it.)
There are times when I pull out my hair,
From my pocket. It can cause a scare.
There are times when I pull out my hair,
From my pocket. It can cause a scare.
My hair's so alarming
There are times when I pull out my hair,
From my pocket. It can cause a scare.
My hair's so alarming
Just a glimpse can be harming
There are times when I pull out my hair,
From my pocket. It can cause a scare.
My hair's so alarming
Just a glimpse can be harming
I've got a chest like a grizzly bear
I've just discovered my car's got a puncture,
I've just discovered my car's got a puncture, in-con
-venient at this 'tic'lar juncture.
a freestyle blow-out
I've just discovered my car's got a puncture,
in-convenient at this 'tic'lar juncture.
a freestyle blow-out
when I ran over a trout
I've just discovered my car's got a puncture,
in-convenient at this 'tic'lar juncture.
a freestyle blow-out
when I ran over a trout
Which surprised the poor fish, to be sure.
Frost* 3 will be written with others
Frost* 3 will be written with others,
The four of them, prog-happy brothers,
Frost* 3 will be written with others,
The four of them, prog-happy brothers,
Sweet progberry jam
Frost* 3 will be written with others,
The four of them, prog-happy brothers,
Sweet progberry jam
Nice as Green Eggs & Ham (//http://youtu.be/ttetmdOZXSU)
Frost* 3 will be written with others,
The four of them, prog-happy brothers,
Sweet progberry jam
Nice as Green Eggs & Ham (//http://youtu.be/ttetmdOZXSU)
As fed to them all by their mothers.
The day it has dawned oh so blue,
The day it has dawned oh so blue,
I think I shall picnic! Shall you?
The day it has dawned oh so blue,
I think I shall picnic! Shall you?
I'll bring out my hamper,
The day it has dawned oh so blue,
I think I shall picnic! Shall you?
I'll bring out my hamper,
and VW Camper,
The day it has dawned oh so blue,
I think I shall picnic! Shall you?
I'll bring out my hamper,
and VW Camper,
And sit in a field of cow-poo.
Today I am procrastinating
Today I am procrastinating
I really should be carbon-dating
Today I am procrastinating
I really should be carbon-dating
A fossil of genus progosaurus
Today I am procrastinating
I really should be carbon-dating
A fossil of genus progosaurus,
[Someone has swallowed a thesaurus]
(and can't count; 5 syllables in the 3rd and 4th lines!!! ;) )
Today I am procrastinating
I really should be carbon-dating
A fossil of genus progosaurus,
[Someone has swallowed a thesaurus]
So how are we going to handle this thing?
Quote from: "Pedro"Today I am procrastinating
I really should be carbon-dating
A fossil of genus progosaurus,
[Someone has swallowed a thesaurus]
So how are we going to handle this thing?
I think Pedro forgot the next line ;)
Today I am procrastinating
I really should be carbon-dating
A fossil of genus progosaurus,
[Someone has swallowed a thesaurus]
So how are we going to handle this thing?
I think Pedro forgot the next line
What makes you think it's over? It's clearly not a conventional limerick...
Today I am procrastinating
I really should be carbon-dating
A fossil of genus progosaurus,
[Someone has swallowed a thesaurus]
So how are we going to handle this thing?
I think Pedro forgot the next line
What makes you think it's over? It's clearly not a conventional limerick...
There once was a man named Ped-ro,
There once was a man named Ped-ro,
had a mishap whilst trimming his hedgerow
There once was a man named Ped-ro,
had a mishap whilst trimming his hedgerow
Did he slip with his clippers?
There once was a man named Ped-ro,
had a mishap whilst trimming his hedgerow
More "syllable cram"!
There once was a man named Ped-ro,
had a mishap whilst trimming his hedgerow
Did he slip with his clippers?
and cut off his slippers
There once was a man named Ped-ro,
had a mishap whilst trimming his hedgerow
More "syllable cram"!
Pedro, you're a madman!
There once was a man named Ped-ro,
had a mishap whilst trimming his hedgerow
Did he slip with his clippers?
and cut off his slippers
No, thankfully, only the bow.
There once was a man named Ped-ro,
had a mishap whilst trimming his hedgerow
More "syllable cram"!
Pedro, you're a madman!
Thanks Doc and of course you should know!
The IB forum's culling its trolls
The IB forum's culling its trolls
while we sit here eating cheese rolls,
The IB forum's culling its trolls
while we sit here eating cheese rolls,
There's nowt like a troll-hunt
The IB forum's culling its trolls
while we sit here eating cheese rolls,
There's nowt like a troll-hunt,
On a Cambridge canal punt,
The IB forum's culling its trolls
while we sit here eating cheese rolls,
There's nowt like a troll-hunt,
On a Cambridge canal punt,
as down the river it lazily lolls
As a wednesday night public observer
As a wednesday night public observer
I watch Thursday night folk with less fervour
As a wednesday night public observer
I watch Thursday night folk with less fervour.
Jupiter and Venus?
As a wednesday night public observer
I watch Thursday night folk with less fervour.
Jupiter and Venus?
Do think that they've seen us?
As a wednesday night public observer
I watch Thursday night folk with less fervour.
Jupiter and Venus?
Do think that they've seen us
and Mars, so now which is further?
Kept in the dark with focused objectives
Kept in the dark with focused objectives
one can always fall back on digestives!
Kept in the dark with focused objectives
one can always fall back on digestives!
Just don't drop the crumbs,
Kept in the dark with focused objectives,
One can always fall back on digestives!
Just don't drop the crumbs,
Or scratch itchy bums,
Kept in the dark with focused objectives,
One can always fall back on digestives!
Just don't drop the crumbs,
Or scratch itchy bums,
For the fear they might get infected!
Hm, that last line was disgusting...
Hm, that last line was disgusting...
Perhaps our approach needs adjusting
Hm, that last line was disgusting...
Perhaps our approach needs adjusting
I suppose the word 'bum'
Hm, that last line was disgusting...
Perhaps our approach needs adjusting
I suppose the word 'bum'
Might upset your Mum
Hm, that last line was disgusting...
Perhaps our approach needs adjusting
I suppose the word 'bum'
Might upset your Mum
And put her behind with the dusting.
Not long 'til IB's disc is out.
Not long 'til IB's disc is out.
That's totally fab, there's no doubt
Not long 'til IB's disc is out.
That's totally fab, there's no doubt
Sire Mitchell shall shred
Not long 'til IB's disc is out.
That's totally fab, there's no doubt
Sire Mitchell shall shred
That'sh not eashily shaid
Not long 'til IB's disc is out.
That's totally fab, there's no doubt
Sire Mitchell shall shred
That'sh not eashily shaid
After drinking a gallon of stout.
I wonder whats in Osborne's Budget,
I wonder whats in Osborne's Budget,
more tax for the man with the trumpet,
I wonder whats in Osborne's Budget,
more tax for the man with the trumpet,
He can shove his taxed brass...
I wonder whats in Osborne's Budget,
more tax for the man with the trumpet,
He can shove his taxed brass...
With the ball in long grass...
I wonder whats in Osborne's Budget,
more tax for the man with the trumpet,
He can shove his taxed brass...
With the ball in long grass...
that was well-played without having to fudge it.
the days are now getting some longer
Quote from: rogergI wonder whats in Osborne's Budget,
more tax for the man with the trumpet,
He can shove his taxed brass...
With the ball in long grass...
that was well-played without having to fudge it.
the days are now getting some longer,
while my grammar grows ever so wronger,
The days are now getting some longer,
while my grammar grows ever so wronger,
I cant' punctuate:
The days are now getting some longer,
while my grammar grows ever so wronger,
I cant' punctuate:
And what's a consonant, mate?
The days are now getting some longer,
while my grammar grows ever so wronger,
I cant' punctuate:
And what's a consonant, mate?
The French twin town to Chipping Ongar.
My student defended her thesis,
My student defended her thesis,
and just as it's nearing complesis...
My student defended her thesis,
and just as it's nearing complesis...
The dikshunnery broak
My student defended her thesis,
and just as it's nearing complesis...
The dikshunnery broak
letting bad words take coke,
#750
My student defended her thesis,
and just as it's nearing complesis...
The dikshunnery broak
letting bad words take coke,
Result? Confused exegesis.
Our cat is outside hunting flies,
Our cat is outside hunting flies,
But he can't take them all by surprise,
Our cat is outside hunting flies,
But he can't take them all by surprise,
the bell on his collar,
Our cat is outside hunting flies,
But he can't take them all by surprise,
the bell on his collar,
he bought for a dollar
Our cat is outside hunting flies,
But he can't take them all by surprise,
the bell on his collar,
he bought for a dollar
Is nearly four times his size.
My flies are outside dodging cats
My flies are outside dodging cats,
Who're wapping them with cricket bats,
My flies are outside dodging cats,
Who're wapping them with cricket bats,
they knock them for six,
My flies are outside dodging cats,
Who're wapping them with cricket bats,
They knock them for six,
While fours do for ticks,
My flies are outside dodging cats,
Who're wapping them with cricket bats,
They knock them for six,
While fours do for ticks,
And fleas try to field wearing spats.
A Map of the Past has just landed
A Map of the Past has just landed
You're lucky - I think mine's got stranded :(
A Map of the Past has just landed
You're lucky - I think mine's got stranded :(
Stop press - it's turned up! :D
A Map of the Past has just landed
You're lucky - I think mine's got stranded :(
Stop press - it's turned up! :D
So glad it's unstuck
A Map of the Past has just landed
You're lucky - I think mine's got stranded
Stop press - it's turned up!
So glad it's unstuck
Or the postman would have found himself branded :cry:
I see Jem's on the credits x 2
I see Jem's on the credits x 2
For his keyboard playing, and his kazoo.
I see Jem's on the credits x 2
For his keyboard playing, and his kazoo.
I don't think that's right
I see Jem's on the credits x 2
For his keyboard playing, and his kazoo.
I don't think that's right
Just twice is a slight?
I see Jem's on the credits x 2
For his keyboard playing, and his kazoo.
I don't think that's right
Just twice is a slight?
No - he played bassoon right the way through!
I'm off to see Touchstone in York
I'm off to see Touchstone in York
and try to rid Britain of Pork?
I'm off to see Touchstone in York
and try to rid Britain of Pork?
Have you got enough fuel?
I'm off to see Touchstone in York
and try to rid Britain of Pork?
Have you got enough fuel?
My bike runs on gruel,
I'm off to see Touchstone in York
and try to rid Britain of Pork?
Have you got enough fuel?
My bike runs on gruel,
When I ride it I look like a dork.
I can't wait for my Friday night curry,
I can't wait for my Friday night curry
Said Tim to his mate, Mr Murray
I can't wait for my Friday night curry,
Said Tim to his mate, Mr Murray,
Have we balls for a phall?
I can't wait for my Friday night curry,
Said Tim to his mate, Mr Murray,
Have we balls for a phall?
I prefer chicken to "ball"
I can't wait for my Friday night curry,
Said Tim to his mate, Mr Murray,
Have we balls for a phall?
I prefer chicken to "ball",
Who can tell when it's mixed to a slurry?
I think I might make nettle soup,
I think I might make nettle soup,
A most efficacious green gloop
I think I might make nettle soup,
A most efficacious green gloop
It works faster than senna
I think I might make nettle soup,
A most efficacious green gloop
It works faster than senna
and's tast'ier than henna
I think I might make nettle soup,
A most efficacious green gloop,
It works faster than senna,
and's tast'ier than henna,
And results in a luminous poop.
Another fine Parisian night,
Another fine Parisian night,
quite right, tight bright light
Another fine Parisian night,
quite right, tight bright light
Like a Stairmaster bike (//http://www.bmx-forum.com/t/173392/bright-light-and-tight-stairmaster)?
Another fine Parisian night,
quite right, tight bright light
Like a Stairmaster bike (//http://www.bmx-forum.com/t/173392/bright-light-and-tight-stairmaster)?
Or an O.C.C. Trike (//http://iwblogger.com/2011/occ-trike-march-2011/)
Another fine Parisian night,
quite right, tight bright light
Like a Stairmaster bike (//http://www.bmx-forum.com/t/173392/bright-light-and-tight-stairmaster)?
Or an O.C.C. Trike (//http://iwblogger.com/2011/occ-trike-march-2011/)[/quote]?
My Courier Race (//http://www.edinburghbicycle.com/products/revolution-courier-race-12?bct=categories%2fbicycles%2fcommuter-hybrid-bikes) fits me quite right.
Tomorrow I'm seeing The Enid,
Tomorrow I'm seeing The Enid,
Hope you get the same set that HV did
Tomorrow I'm seeing The Enid,
Hope you get the same set that HV did
with bombs that bounce?
Tomorrow I'm seeing The Enid,
Hope you get the same set that HV did
with bombs that bounce?
And floozies that flounce?
Tomorrow I'm seeing The Enid,
Hope you get the same set that HV did
with bombs that bounce?
And floozies that flounce?
Plus much pomp circumstantially exceeded.
Tidy Up! Jem'll visit tomorrow
Tidy Up! Jem'll visit tomorrow
Return things you decided to borrow
Tidy Up! Jem'll visit tomorrow,
Return things you decided to borrow,
We're a slovenly lot,
Tidy Up! Jem'll visit tomorrow,
Return things you decided to borrow,
We're a slovenly lot,
And, more likely than not,
Tidy Up! Jem'll visit tomorrow,
Return things you decided to borrow,
We're a slovenly lot,
And, more likely than not,
he'll be disguised as that masked bloke called Zorro
Horse riding in a cape can be tricky,
Horse riding in a cape can be tricky,
Is that you or the horse, to be picky?
Horse riding in a cape can be tricky,
Is that you or the horse, to be picky?
A horse cannot type
Horse riding in a cape can be tricky,
Is that you or the horse, to be picky?
A horse cannot type
txt msg or skype
Horse riding in a cape can be tricky,
Is that you or the horse, to be picky?
A horse cannot type,
txt msg or skype,
The slobber makes keyboards quite icky.
I had a nice crash off my bike,
I had a nice crash off my bike,
It mangled my face - I no like....
I had a nice crash off my bike,
It mangled my face - I no like....
I've broken by dose,
I had a nice crash off my bike,
It mangled my face - I no like....
I've broken by dose,
and tore off my clothes
I had a nice crash off my bike,
It mangled my face - I no like....
I've broken by dose,
and tore off my clothes
and I was just only riding a trike.
Jem's playing with Steve Vai and Satch
Jem's playing with Steve Vai and Satch
In the Keys department, there's no match
Jem's playing with Steve Vai and Satch
In the Keys department, there's no match
He'll be flash, fast and widdly
Jem's playing with Steve Vai and Satch
In the Keys department, there's no match
He'll be flash, fast and widdly,
On the bits that are fiddly,
Jem's playing with Steve Vai and Satch
In the Keys department, there's no match
He'll be flash, fast and widdly,
On the bits that are fiddly,
In a show that you really must catch.
So it seems I shall miss Celebr8 (- Sad but true, :cry: family stuff and now possible business travel are conspiring to keep me away)
So it seems I shall miss Celebr8
As will I, no money my fate,
So it seems I shall miss Celebr8,
As will I, no money my fate,
I'll come if I can,
So it seems I shall miss Celebr8,
As will I, no money my fate,
I'll come if I can,
I'll be there - that's my plan
#764
So it seems I shall miss Celebr8,
As will I, no money my fate,
I'll come if I can,
I'll be there - that's my plan
Me too - cos it's going to be gr8
How many hippos will fit in a 'drome?
How many hippos will fit in a 'drome?
Quite a few if you hammer them home
How many hippos will fit in a 'drome?
Quite a few if you hammer them home
as many as lim'ricks?
How many hippos will fit in a 'drome?
Quite a few if you hammer them home
as many as lim'ricks?
or a tin full of biscuits?
How many hippos will fit in a 'drome?
Quite a few if you hammer them home
as many as lim'ricks?
or a tin full of biscuits?
All the more if you lube 'em with foam.
The muses aren't working tonight,
The muses aren't working tonight,
they must have had a bad fright
The muses aren't working tonight,
they must have had a bad fright
I think they're on strike
The muses aren't working tonight,
they must have had a bad fright
I think they're on strike
Or else riding their bike
The muses aren't working tonight,
they must have had a bad fright
I think they're on strike
Or else riding their bike
(And lycra shorts can be quite tight)
On a nice sunny dog walk this morning,
On a nice sunny dog walk this morning,
I saw three fat llamas performing
On a nice sunny dog walk this morning,
I saw three fat llamas performing
one was dancing a jig
On a nice sunny dog walk this morning,
I saw three fat llamas performing
one was dancing a jig
Two were juggling figs :oops: ;)
On a nice sunny dog walk this morning,
I saw three fat llamas performing,
One was dancing a jig,
Two were juggling figs,
Before mooning my pup without warning.
This train is so slow in Brussels,
This train is so slow in Brussels,
I don't think it's using its muscles,
This train is so slow in Brussels,
I don't think it's using its muscles,
with a clickety-clack
This train is so slow in Brussels,
I don't think it's using its muscles,
with a clickety-clack
Ooh, was that Michael Schack?
This train is so slow in Brussels,
I don't think it's using its muscles,
with a clickety-clack
Ooh, was that Michael Schack?
Or someone using chopsticks to eat mussels?
Google have doodled a Moog
Google have doodled a Moog
Such gadgets are always in vogue
Google have doodled a Moog,
Such gadgets are always in vogue,
Oscillators galore,
Google have doodled a Moog,
Such gadgets are always in vogue,
Oscillators galore,
Twiddly knobs by the score,
Google have doodled a Moog,
Such gadgets are always in vogue,
Oscillators galore,
Twiddly knobs by the score,
And sexier than Kylie Minogue
There was an Australian diva,
There was an Australian diva,
Who made many gentlemen shiva
There was an Australian diva,
Who made many gentlemen shiva
Her behind was so pert,
There was an Australian diva,
Who made many gentlemen shiva
Her behind was so pert,
But her manner was tres curt
There was an Australian diva,
Who made many gentlemen shiva
Her behind was so pert,
But her manner was tres curt
So she's now driving a bus for Arriva!
This randomly worded next verse,
This randomly worded next verse,
Would make a rhinoceros curse,
This randomly worded next verse,
Would make a rhinoceros curse,
Its antlers are glowing
This randomly worded next verse,
Would make a rhinoceros curse,
Its antlers are glowing
discrete bits are showing
This randomly worded next verse,
Would make a rhinoceros curse,
Its antlers are glowing
discrete bits are showing
And the other guy needed a hearse.
(Don't mind if I jump in on the stream of unconsciousness train, do ya?)
If Jem had a Cuban cigar,
/R
If Jem had a Cuban cigar,
He'd smoke it, clad in a pink bra,
If Jem had a Cuban cigar,
He'd smoke it, clad in a pink bra,
Suspenders and stockings
f Jem had a Cuban cigar,
He'd smoke it, clad in a pink bra,
Suspenders and stockings
with rhythmic knee knockings
If Jem had a Cuban cigar,
He'd smoke it, clad in a pink bra,
Suspenders and stockings
with rhythmic knee knockings
And dancing on top of the bar.
Oh, the reason the critics hate prog,
Oh, the reason the critics hate prog,
Is they have no imagination and expect autotuned tunes to run in three minutes and to scan and rhyme and work in 4/4 with a chorus and devoid of electromagiced content and made up stuff never before heard nor coneptualised and maybe they think it is for understanding when in fact it is to be unique and different and received not broadcast and they don't know what an album is never mind what a weekend-worth of indulgence you can get from lying on the floor in front of the fire with your head between the speakers studying a gatefold sleeve and possibly have never considered the hysteresis omnipresent in the universe from the mindset of being a small green frog...
:) Well played!
Oh, the reason the critics hate prog,
Is they have no imagination and expect autotuned tunes to run in three minutes and to scan and rhyme and work in 4/4 with a chorus and devoid of electromagiced content and made up stuff never before heard nor coneptualised and maybe they think it is for understanding when in fact it is to be unique and different and received not broadcast and they don't know what an album is never mind what a weekend-worth of indulgence you can get from lying on the floor in front of the fire with your head between the speakers studying a gatefold sleeve and possibly have never considered the hysteresis omnipresent in the universe from the mindset of being a small green frog...
But apart from all that,
:) Well played!
Oh, the reason the critics hate prog,
Is they have no imagination and expect autotuned tunes to run in three minutes and to scan and rhyme and work in 4/4 with a chorus and devoid of electromagiced content and made up stuff never before heard nor coneptualised and maybe they think it is for understanding when in fact it is to be unique and different and received not broadcast and they don't know what an album is never mind what a weekend-worth of indulgence you can get from lying on the floor in front of the fire with your head between the speakers studying a gatefold sleeve and possibly have never considered the hysteresis omnipresent in the universe from the mindset of being a small green frog...
But apart from all that,
thank you :lol:
Schrödinger's cat
Oh, the reason the critics hate prog,
Is they have no imagination and expect autotuned tunes to run in three minutes and to scan and rhyme and work in 4/4 with a chorus and devoid of electromagiced content and made up stuff never before heard nor coneptualised and maybe they think it is for understanding when in fact it is to be unique and different and received not broadcast and they don't know what an album is never mind what a weekend-worth of indulgence you can get from lying on the floor in front of the fire with your head between the speakers studying a gatefold sleeve and possibly have never considered the hysteresis omnipresent in the universe from the mindset of being a small green frog...
But apart from all that,
Schrödinger's cat
Reviewed a Frost* gig on his blog.
I really don't mean to be starting 'em all, but here I am again...
If Mitchell would give me a wink,
If Mitchell would give me a wink,
We could start another prog link
If Mitchell would give me a wink,
We could start another prog link
But if he gave me a leer
If Mitchell would give me a wink,
We could start another prog link
But if he gave me a leer
I'd buy him a beer,
If Mitchell would give me a wink,
We could start another prog link
But if he gave me a leer
I'd buy him a beer,
Which, unfortunately, he wouldn't drink.
(I seem to remember reading an interview with JM some time back in which he said that he drank wine, not beer, because he was unable to burp. I don't think I imagined it...)
Pinot Grigio, or Chardonnay?
Pinot Grigio, or Chardonnay?
Both are daft names for children, I'd say,
Pinot Grigio, or Chardonnay?
Both are daft names for children, I'd say,
But with a Gruyere or Brie,
Pinot Grigio, or Chardonnay?
Both are daft names for children, I'd say,
But with a Gruyere or Brie,
or Cathedral City
Pinot Grigio, or Chardonnay?
Both are daft names for children, I'd say,
But with a Gruyere or Brie,
or Cathedral City
I'd drink to those children all day.
Last night I dreamed of Tom Baker
(True story) /R
Last night I dreamed of Tom Baker
On the way to meeting my maker
Last night I dreamed of Tom Baker
On the way to meeting my maker
But as strange as it seems
Last night I dreamed of Tom Baker
On the way to meeting my maker
But as strange as it seems,
as happens in dreams
Last night I dreamed of Tom Baker
On the way to meeting my maker
But as strange as it seems,
as happens in dreams
The guy was riding an icebreaker
There was once an enchanter called Tim
There was once an enchanter called Tim,
Who was so filled with vigour and vim,
There was once an enchanter called Tim,
Who was so filled with vigour and vim,
Are you talking 'bout Mouse?
There was once an enchanter called Tim,
Who was so filled with vigour and vim,
Are you talking 'bout Mouse?
In his skirting board house,
There was once an enchanter called Tim,
Who was so filled with vigour and vim,
Are you talking 'bout Mouse,
In his skirting board house,
With his whiskers so proper and prim?
(continues)
No, Tim the Enchanter's no rodent,
/R
No, Tim the Enchanter's no rodent,
In his magic abode in the Solent,
No, Tim the Enchanter's no rodent,
In his magic abode in the Solent,
Is he Dec in disguise?
No, Tim the Enchanter's no rodent,
In his magic abode in the Solent,
Is he Dec in disguise?
Will he take to the skies?
No, Tim the Enchanter's no rodent,
In his magic abode in the Solent,
Is he Dec in disguise?
Will he take to the skies?
Or doze off (for he is quite somnolent).
Is there anything on next weekend?
Is there anything on next weekend?
not yet - too early, my friend!
Is there anything on next weekend?
not yet - too early, my friend!
But from where I'm standing,
Is there anything on next weekend?
not yet - too early, my friend!
But from where I'm standing,
The excitement's expanding,
Is there anything on next weekend?
not yet - too early, my friend!
But from where I'm standing,
The excitement's expanding,
And thats just what the buggers intend!
Said the prog head to pop fans worldwide:
Said the prog head to pop fans worldwide:
There is one thing I cannot abide,
(Yes, I know thats 2 in a row from me, but it seems to be a bit stuck right here. Didn't someone provide a second line for this before?)
Said the prog head to pop fans worldwide:
There is one thing I cannot abide,
the constant 4/4,
Said the prog head to pop fans worldwide:
There is one thing I cannot abide,
The constant 4/4,
Is a horrible bore,
Said the prog head to pop fans worldwide:
There is one thing I cannot abide,
The constant 4/4,
Is a horrible bore,
such a tedious beat to deride... :roll:
my interweb's back up - at last!!!
My interweb's back up - at last!!!
Its absence has left me aghast,
My interweb's back up - at last!!!
Its absence has left me aghast,
What new gig ?Did I miss it? ;)
My interweb's back up - at last!!!
Its absence has left me aghast,
What new gig ?Did I miss it?
Was there something illicit?
My interweb's back up - at last!!!
Its absence has left me aghast,
What new gig ?Did I miss it?
Was there something illicit?
Just Frost*Bites, hope you don't pass!
This summer's a bit of a train wreck,
This summer's a bit of a train wreck,
But here in the shade of the poop deck,
This summer's a bit of a train wreck,
But here in the shade of the poop deck,
I'll drink margaritas
This summer's a bit of a train wreck,
But here in the shade of the poop deck,
I'll drink margaritas
and her husband's fajitas
This summer's a bit of a train wreck,
But here in the shade of the poop deck,
I'll drink margaritas
and her husband's fajitas
And blast southern rock like a redneck.
When asked for the next Frost* report,
When asked for the next Frost* report,
Hushed silence the only retort,
When asked for the next Frost* report,
Hushed silence the only retort,
What's that? Oh, a squirrel!
When asked for the next Frost* report,
Hushed silence the only retort,
What's that? Oh, a squirrel!
Which, circuit-bent, warped by Jem's gear'll
When asked for the next Frost* report,
Hushed silence the only retort,
What's that? Oh, a squirrel!
Which, circuit-bent, warped by Jem's gear'll
Help us to not get overwrought.
When heckled by the incogniscenti
When heckled by the incogniscenti
One Gatling gun should be plenty
When heckled by the incogniscenti
One Gatling gun should be plenty
With bullets of prog
When heckled by the incogniscenti
One Gatling gun should be plenty
With bullets of prog
And a big hefty log,
#782
When heckled by the incogniscenti
One Gatling gun should be plenty
With bullets of prog
And a big hefty log,
To take names if there's much more than twenty.
Now there's YouTubes of Jem with G3
Now there's YouTubes of Jem with G3
He's looking pretty happy to me
Now there's YouTubes of Jem with G3
He's looking pretty happy to me
With multiple Kronii
Now there's YouTubes of Jem with G3
He's looking pretty happy to me
With multiple Kronii
He'll never be lone-ly
Now there's YouTubes of Jem with G3
He's looking pretty happy to me
With multiple Kronii
He'll never be lone-ly
Playing with Steve Vai and Satriani
wait... that doesn't rhyme, does it?
wait... that doesn't rhyme, does it?
But it rhymes just enough for Prog lyrics (lyrics... lyrics... lyrics...),
Quote from: "Rook"wait... that doesn't rhyme, does it?
But it rhymes just enough for Prog lyrics (lyrics... lyrics... lyrics...),
hahahaha :D
wait... that doesn't rhyme, does it?
But it rhymes just enough for Prog lyrics (lyrics... lyrics... lyrics...),
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha
Said the man from afar
wait... that doesn't rhyme, does it?
But it rhymes just enough for Prog lyrics (lyrics... lyrics... lyrics...),
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha
Said the man from afar
While the mountains descend to hysterics.
With a boisterous cry of "What ho!"
With a boisterous cry of "What ho!"
It's off to Scala we'll go
With a boisterous cry of "What ho!"
It's off to Scala we'll go
'Cause Frost* and It Bites
With a boisterous cry of "What ho!"
It's off to Scala we'll go
'Cause Frost* and It Bites
Unrelenting highlights
With a boisterous cry of "What ho!"
It's off to Scala we'll go,
'Cause Frost* and It Bites,
Unrelenting highlights,
Will blast out a pre-Crimbo show.
Our Jess is now close to her gold,
Our Jess is now close to her gold,
Tickets for seats have been sold,
Our Jess is now close to her gold,
Tickets for seats have been sold,
She wins by a mile,
Our Jess is now close to her gold,
Tickets for seats have been sold,
She wins by a mile,
with a thousand yard smile
Our Jess is now close to her gold,
Tickets for seats have been sold,
She wins by a mile,
with a thousand yard smile
but my cheese is still covered in mould
(um... call it stream of consciousness or something)
Death has done her work this morning
Death has done her work this morning
At 1:10 on a Sunday? She should be snoring!
Death has done her work this morning
At 1:10 on a Sunday? She should be snoring!
But, Unsleeping:
Death has done her work this morning
At 1:10 on a Sunday? She should be snoring!
But, unsleeping,
In bad mood and complaining,
Death has done her work this morning
At 1:10 on a Sunday? She should be snoring!
But, unsleeping,
In bad mood and complaining,
From her hiding place under the flooring.
We seem to be fresh out of biscuits,
We seem to be fresh out of biscuits,
And we're all in need of new haircuts!
We seem to be fresh out of biscuits,
And we're all in need of new haircuts!
Your rhyme is skew-whiff,
We seem to be fresh out of biscuits,
And we're all in need of new haircuts!
Your rhyme is skew-whiff,
So's this one, actually,
We seem to be fresh out of biscuits,
And we're all in need of new haircuts!
Your rhyme is skew-whiff,
So's this one, actually,
If you don't shape up, I'll tear your meniscus.
This summer's been wetter than the Niagaras,
This summer's been wetter than the Niagaras,
So I'll cheer myself up with eight Viagras,
This summer's been wetter than the Niagaras,
So I'll cheer myself up with eight Viagras,
Won't that leave you board stiff?
This summer's been wetter than the Niagaras,
So I'll cheer myself up with eight Viagras,
Won't that leave you board stiff?
It should perk up my quiff,
This summer's been wetter than the Niagaras,
So I'll cheer myself up with eight Viagras,
Won't that leave you board stiff?
It should perk up my quiff,
But it gives no protection from badgers.
Oh, the prerils of drintking tequila
Oh, the prerils of drintking tequila
Can rend you compleet' imbecila
Oh, the prerils of drintking tequila
Can rend you compleet' imbecila
Head thick as a plank,
Oh, the prerils of drintking tequila
Can rend you compleet' imbecila
Head thick as a plank,
From the drink that you drank;
Oh, the prerils of drintking tequila
Can rend you compleet' imbecila
Head thick as a plank,
From the drink that you drank;
Pulled A bird, think her name might be Sheila :)
It's been way too hot around here,
It's been way too hot around here,
So I'll sit by the pool with a beer,
It's been way too hot around here,
So I'll sit by the pool with a beer,
But wait, that's no pool,
It's been way too hot around here,
So I'll sit by the pool with a beer,
But wait, that's no pool,
It's the Death Star, you fool,
It's been way too hot around here,
So I'll sit by the pool with a beer,
But wait, that's no pool,
It's the Death Star, you fool,
And its pulling us in now, I fear.
For my band to have serious prog cred,
For my band to have serious prog cred,
We went to have all of our palms read
For my band to have serious prog cred,
We went to have all of our palms read
The results were so sad,
For my band to have serious prog cred,
We went to have all of our palms read
The results were so sad,
We hired Steve Gadd
For my band to have serious prog cred,
We went to have all of our palms read
The results were so sad,
We hired Steve Gadd
And learned to play dixieland instead.
Dancing out with the moonlit knight,
Dancing out with the moonlit knight,
The unifaun started a fight,
Dancing out with the moonlit knight,
The unifaun started a fight,
with his green shield stamps,
Dancing out with the moonlit knight,
The unifaun started a fight,
with his green shield stamps,
On his underpants
Dancing out with the moonlit knight,
The unifaun started a fight,
with his green shield stamps,
On his underpants
He gave all the hobbits a fright.
Green Shield Stamps? On his pants? What a wally!
Green Shield Stamps? On his pants? What a wally!
Its the very definition of folly,
Green Shield Stamps? On his pants? What a wally!
Its the very definition of folly,
In the Aisle of Plenty
Green Shield Stamps? On his pants? What a wally!
Its the very definition of folly,
In the Aisle of Plenty
The Prog cogniscenti,
Green Shield Stamps? On his pants? What a wally!
Its the very definition of folly,
In the Aisle of Plenty
The Prog cogniscenti,
Decorate theirs with nettles and holly.
Have you voted in the CRPP new awards?
Have you voted in the CRPP new awards?
For the "bestest expensivest chords"
Have you voted in the CRPP new awards?
For the "bestest expensivest chords"
Bmin+9sus4
Have you voted in the CRPP new awards?
For the "bestest expensivest chords"
Bmin+9sus4
Twisted fingers get sore,
Have you voted in the CRPP new awards?
For the "bestest expensivest chords"
Bmin+9sus4
Twisted fingers get sore,
From appeasing the ravening hordes.
If I just had a runcible spoon,
If I just had a runcible spoon,
I would use it to feed my baboon,
If I just had a runcible spoon,
I would use it to feed my baboon,
to which he'd reply,
If I just had a runcible spoon,
I would use it to feed my baboon,
to which he'd reply,
"Ooh Ooh Ahh Ahh Ay!"
Quote from: gabrielkflIf I just had a runcible spoon,
I would use it to feed my baboon,
to which he'd reply,
"Ooh Ooh Ahh Ahh Ay!"
"The red end's not my mouth you buffoon!"
Wise Buddah's new website (//http://www.wisebuddah.com/)'s quite nice
Quote from: "Pedro"If I just had a runcible spoon,
I would use it to feed my baboon,
to which he'd reply,
"Ooh Ooh Ahh Ahh Ay!"
"The red end's not my mouth you buffoon!"
Niiiiiice!
Wise Buddah's new website (//http://www.wisebuddah.com/)'s quite nice
I followed the link (//http://youtu.be/ROR-E91A_xk) in a trice
Wise Buddah's new website (//http://www.wisebuddah.com/)'s quite nice
I followed the link (//http://youtu.be/ROR-E91A_xk) in a trice
What! This one right here? (//http://www.wisebuddah.com/)
Wise Buddah's new website (//http://www.wisebuddah.com/)'s quite nice
I followed the link (//http://youtu.be/ROR-E91A_xk) in a trice
What! This one right here? (//http://www.wisebuddah.com/)
No, it's this one (//http://www.lorideschene.com/) I fear
Wise Buddah's new website (//http://www.wisebuddah.com/)'s quite nice
I followed the link (//http://youtu.be/ROR-E91A_xk) in a trice
What! This one right here? (//http://www.wisebuddah.com/)
No, it's this one (//http://www.lorideschene.com/) I fear[/quote]
Guys, a single web link (//http://www.lorideschene.com/) would suffice.
There'll be no sneak previews of Frost*3
There'll be no sneak previews of Frost*3
we'll have to wait for the dvd
There'll be no sneak previews of Frost*3
we'll have to wait for the dvd
With fingernails bitten
There'll be no sneak previews of Frost*3
we'll have to wait for the dvd
With fingernails bitten
we'll wait till Jems written
There'll be no sneak previews of Frost*3
we'll have to wait for the dvd
With fingernails bitten
we'll wait till Jems written
And released upon us his decree.
Never mind that, did you know:
Never mind that, did you know:
What a polar bear does in the snow?
Never mind that, did you know:
What a polar bear does in the snow?
It hides from the seals,
Never mind that, did you know:
What a polar bear does in the snow?
It hides from the seals,
'Cause it actually feels
Never mind that, did you know:
What a polar bear does in the snow?
It hides from the seals,
'Cause it actually feels
"Going clubbing is wrong, I won't go"
Jem should look here for lyrics and rhymes
Jem should look here for lyrics and rhymes,
Rather than scour the Financial Times,
Jem should look here for lyrics and rhymes,
Rather than scour the Financial Times,
We are ever so witty
;)
Jem should look here for lyrics and rhymes,
Rather than scour the Financial Times,
We are ever so witty,
Unlike those guys in the City,
Jem should look here for lyrics and rhymes,
Rather than scour the Financial Times,
We are ever so witty,
Unlike those guys in the city
And we NEVER commit any crimes....
Except: No! I'll never confess
Except: No! I'll never confess
to my love child with Jordan Rudess
Quote from: "sawtooth"Except: No! I'll never confess
to my love child with Jordan Rudess
:shock:
Except: No! I'll never confess
to my love child with Jordan Rudess,
'Twas the sexy goatee,
Except: No! I'll never confess
to my love child with Jordan Rudess,
'Twas the sexy goatee,
And the eighty eight key
Except: No! I'll never confess
to my love child with Jordan Rudess,
'Twas the sexy goatee,
And the eighty eight key
Plus the package, which sure does impress
(sorry...)
While we wait for F*** to arrive,
While we wait for F*** to arrive,
By calculus we can derive:
While we wait for F*** to arrive,
By calculus we can derive:
e to the pi i
(make sure you get it right, sports fans ;) )
While we wait for F*** to arrive,
By calculus we can derive:
e to the pi i
of one negative guy,
While we wait for F*** to arrive,
By calculus we can derive:
e to the pi i
of one negative guy,
While this thread has taken a dive
(I guess no one wanted to finish that one out. I'll go be geeky somewhere else then... nah!)
There once was a silly old twat,
There once was a silly old twat,
Who pranced around stage in a hat
There once was a silly old twat,
Who pranced around stage in a hat
Was that ALL that he wore?
There once was a silly old twat,
Who pranced around stage in a hat,
Was that ALL that he wore,
As he tapped out the score,
There once was a silly old twat,
Who pranced around stage in a hat,
Was that ALL that he wore,
As he tapped out the score,
With the buttered backside of a cat
So now why'd you suppose he did that?
So now why'd you suppose he did that?
Must be mad, other spreads have less fat
So now why'd you suppose he did that?
Must be mad, other spreads have less fat,
They exercise hard,
(we interrupt this limerick to ask a question: Do you really rhyme twat with hat? Over here the twat rhymes with hot. just asking.) :D
Quote from: "rogerg"(we interrupt this limerick to ask a question: Do you really rhyme twat with hat? Over here the twat rhymes with hot. just asking.) :D
Good question
Quote from: "rogerg"(we interrupt this limerick to ask a question: Do you really rhyme twat with hat? Over here the twat rhymes with hot. just asking.) :D
I would have rhymed it with hot myself, mate. I'm more amused that twat/twot gets debated, but no one blinks at "buttered backside of a cat" :?
We interrupt this Limerick to bring you the derail express.
Surprised it's lasted this long :lol:
Change the points
So now why'd you suppose he did that?
Must be mad, other spreads have less fat,
They exercise hard,
Cutting back on the lard,
So now why'd you suppose he did that?
Must be mad, other spreads have less fat,
They exercise hard,
Cutting back on the lard,
better a buttered-butt cat than a bat!!
This lexicographical stuff
This lexicographical stuff
Is keeping my wit up to snuff
This lexicographical stuff
Is keeping my wit up to snuff
it's twat or it's not
This lexicographical stuff
Is keeping my wit up to snuff
it's twat or it's not
But other than that,
;)
This lexicographical stuff
Is keeping my wit up to snuff
it's twat or it's not
But other than that,
I just couldn't give a gnat's chuff
These late-Summer mornings are chilly,
These late-Summer mornings are chilly,
When cycling, they shrivel me silly,
(as this is a family show, I declined to go for the completely obvious, but you may mentally substitute in a couple of y's if it amuses you 8-) )
These late-Summer mornings are chilly,
When cycling, they shrivel me silly,
And my wife says it triples
These late-Summer mornings are chilly,
When cycling, they shrivel me silly,
And my wife says it triples,
Like Scaramanga's nipples,
Oi! You said you were keeping it clean!
Quote from: "RacingHippo"Oi! You said you were keeping it clean!
Oh, c'mon; I made the rule, I can change it - that's the art of management 8-)
And anyway, the irony here is that it's probably the Janet Jackson wardrobe malfunction loons across the ocean (not that everyone across the ocean is a loon, to be clear ;) ) who'd object to my use of the word "nipple", while they would be completely happy with the other word which I self-censored.
Need I say more?
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These late-Summer mornings are chilly,
When cycling, they shrivel me silly,
And my wife says it triples,
Like Scaramanga's nipples,
But my bum is still white as a lilly
What? You started it!
If Godfrey was a bard of yore,
If Godfrey was a bard of yore,
It wouldn't be prog any more
If Godfrey was a bard of yore,
It wouldn't be prog any more
He'd write a big hit,
TA, that's NOT a challenge. :lol:
If Godfrey was a bard of yore,
It wouldn't be prog any more
He'd write a big hit,
Then take off his kit,
If Godfrey was a bard of yore,
It wouldn't be prog any more
He'd write a big hit,
Then take off his kit
and chill out to "no more faith"
we care a lot....
We care alot dot dot dot dot dot
The weather has ceased to be hot
We care alot dot dot dot dot dot
The weather has ceased to be hot
The frost* is soon coming
We care alot dot dot dot dot dot
The weather has ceased to be hot
The frost* is soon coming
and someone is humming
We care alot dot dot dot dot dot
The weather has ceased to be hot
The frost* is soon coming
and someone is humming,
In seven eight likely as not
If I bothered to practice guitar
If I bothered to practice guitar,
New patients would flock from afar,
If I bothered to practice guitar,
New patients would flock from afar,
their ears would be bleeding
If I bothered to practice guitar,
New patients would flock from afar,
their ears would be bleeding,
"Turn it down!" pleading,
If I bothered to practice guitar,
New patients would flock from afar,
their ears would be bleeding,
"Turn it down!" pleading,
"Bloomin' 'eck! Let's go to the bar!"
Vit P once again has done magic
Did I kill it? :o
:D
Vit P once again has done magic
As usual the results aren't tragic
Vit P once again has done magic,
As usual the results aren't tragic,
His graphical flair,
Vit P once again has done magic,
As usual the results aren't tragic,
His graphical flair,
with ice in the hair
Vit P once again has done magic,
As usual the results aren't tragic,
His graphical flair,
with ice in the hair
On oceans highly pelagic
Oh, I've got to start up another
Oh, I've got to start up another,
Why not then just ask your brother?
Oh, I've got to start up another,
Why not then just ask your brother?
A girl might know best...
Oh, I've got to start up another,
Why not then just ask your brother?
A girl might know best...
Do I get to say "Chest"?
Oh, I've got to start up another,
Why not then just ask your brother?
A girl might know best...
Do I get to say "Chest"?
You just did - or you could ask your mother...
There's a chill, in the air tonight...
There's a chill, in the air tonight,
As the stars in the sky burn bright,
There's a chill, in the air tonight,
As the stars in the sky burn bright
Trapezium artist
Oh, I can't, can I ... ? 8-) (cheers, Mikey)
There's a chill, in the air tonight,
As the stars in the sky burn bright
Trapezium artist
Thinks they look like a harpist
There's a chill, in the air tonight,
As the stars in the sky burn bright
Trapezium artist
Thinks they look like a harpist,
Squint; 'tis Jo Newsom alright!
I'll be biking through storms later on,
I'll be biking through storms later on
With my MP3 player strapped on
Quote from: "Trapezium Artist"Oh, I can't, can I ... ? 8-) (cheers, Mikey)
You're welcome
I'll be biking through storms later on
With my MP3 player strapped on
Listening to Bieber
I'll be biking through storms later on
With my MP3 player strapped on
Listening to Bieber
Singing "Don't fear the Reaper"
I'll be biking through storms later on
With my MP3 player strapped on
Listening to Bieber
Singing "Don't fear the Reaper"
And then Gaga sings Camel and Gong
(as an aside I recently watched an interview with "Lady Starlight", Gaga's BFF who has previously shared their mutual love of Iron Maiden and Slayer. Aparently she is also way into prog, and even plays Rush and Van De Graff Generator (!) in her DJ set before Gaga shows. I bet that mystifies the teeny boppers)
Oh wait, I forgot the new line...
Oh wait, I forgot the new line...
It's OK, you'll think up one in time
Oh wait, I forgot the new line...
It's OK, you'll think up one in time
Well rescued, that man,
Oh wait, I forgot the new line...
It's OK, you'll think up one in time
Well rescued, that man,
One does what one can...
Oh wait, I forgot the new line...
It's OK, you'll think up one in time
Well rescued, that man,
One does what one can...
Cos limerick fails are a crime!
My Tweets are always too long,
My Tweets are always too long,
Ya wanna lurn 2 spel wrds rong
My Tweets are always too long,
Ya wanna lurn 2 spel wrds rong,
R O T F L,
My Tweets are always too long,
Ya wanna lurn 2 spel wrds rong,
R O T F L,
PMSL as well
My Tweets are always too long,
Ya wanna lurn 2 spel wrds rong,
R O T F L,
PMSL as well
Ah, I wondered what was making that pong.
Has anyone seen my left sock?
Has anyone seen my left sock?
It could have been stolen by Gok (I was thinking American Pie but thought better of it ;) )
Has anyone seen my left sock?
It could have been stolen by Gok (I was thinking American Pie but thought better of it )
How'd'ja know it's the left?
Has anyone seen my left sock?
It could have been stolen by Gok,
How'd'ja know it's the left?
By the lie of the weft,
Has anyone seen my left sock?
It could have been stolen by Gok,
How'd'ja know it's the left?
By the lie of the weft
That's warped! Try a knit stitch, OK?
I've a new duff cd, with no tracks :o
I've a new duff cd, with no tracks
listen hard, 'cause maybe it quacks!
I've a new duff cd, with no tracks
listen hard, 'cause maybe it quacks!
Has the volume just ducked?
*hmm...no chance of a rude rhyme there then! ;)
I've a new duff cd, with no tracks
listen hard, 'cause maybe it quacks!
Has the volume just ducked?
because every song sucked
I've a new duff cd, with no tracks
listen hard, 'cause maybe it quacks!
Has the volume just ducked?
because every song sucked
Or is it everything else that it lacks?
Well, you couldn't have bought it from Nellie
Well, you couldn't have bought it from Nellie
No, it was nine ninety nine off the telly
Well, you couldn't have bought it from Nellie
No, it was nine ninety nine off the telly,
they said it was rap,
Well, you couldn't have bought it from Nellie
No, it was nine ninety nine off the telly,
they said it was rap,
executed by this chap,
Well, you couldn't have bought it from Nellie
No, it was nine ninety nine off the telly,
they said it was rap,
executed by this chap,
Pants hanging down and was smelly :)
It's september, not as warm as it was,
It's september, not as warm as it was,
But its getting quite warm here in OZ
It's september, not as warm as it was,
But its getting quite warm here in OZ,
The wizard's on fire,
It's september, not as warm as it was,
But its getting quite warm here in OZ,
The wizard's on fire,
T'was his fondest desire,
It's september, not as warm as it was,
But its getting quite warm here in OZ,
The wizard's on fire,
T'was his fondest desire,
To self-immolate just because!
Every morning I love to eat toast,
Every morning I love to eat toast
Playing duff (ducked?) Insurgentes, well most... :o :shock: :evil: :cry: :? :roll:
Every morning I love to eat toast
Playing duff (ducked?) Insurgentes, well most
TA fits again
Every morning I love to eat toast
Playing duff (ducked?) Insurgentes, well most
TA fits again,
Tourettes? F*** Big Ben!
(no, I have absolutely no idea what this is all about; total free-form limerickery 8-) )
Every morning I love to eat toast
Playing duff (ducked?) Insurgentes, well most
TA fits again,
Tourettes? F*** Big Ben!
Steven Wilson your genial host.
The last verse was totally lame
The last verse was totally lame
And this will be more of the same,
The last verse was totally lame
And this will be more of the same,
It's totally barmy
The last verse was totally lame
And this will be more of the same,
It's totally barmy
not overly smarmy
The last verse was totally lame
And this will be more of the same,
It's totally barmy
not overly smarmy
just like a pantomime dame
Frost 3 is now well under way
Frost 3 is now well under way
Thank Goodness! 'Bout time! we all say...
Frost 3 is now well under way
Thank Goodness! 'Bout time! we all say...
my ears are a itchin'
Frost 3 is now well under way
Thank Goodness! 'Bout time! we all say...
my ears are a itchin'
but the creams in the kitchen
Frost* 3 is now well under way
Thank Goodness! 'Bout time! we all say...
my ears are a itchin'
but the creams in the kitchen
are all Custard, so biscuits....hooray!
Moon Safari were awesome last night
Moon Safari were awesome last night
Those close vocal harmonies - so TIGHT!
Moon Safari were awesome last night
Those close vocal harmonies - so TIGHT!
Skelleftea's boys did great
Moon Safari were awesome last night
Those close vocal harmonies - so TIGHT!
Skelleftea's boys did great
and partied out late?
Moon Safari were awesome last night
Those close vocal harmonies - so TIGHT!
Skelleftea's boys did great
and partied out late?
Then came back to my place for a bite.
If Frost* were to tour the world,
If Frost* were to tour the world,
They'd leave our mustaches all twirled
If Frost* were to tour the world,
They'd leave our mustaches all twirled
a bit of the wax
If Frost* were to tour the world,
They'd leave our mustaches all twirled
a bit of the wax
For the bits that were lax
If Frost* were to tour the world,
They'd leave our mustaches all twirled
a bit of the wax
For the bits that were lax
so they all end up crisp and tight-curled
Help! My mustache is now curled like a lettuce
Help! My mustache is now curled like a lettuce,
Eleven syllables later, you bet 'tis,
Help! My mustache is now curled like a lettuce,
Eleven syllables later, you bet 'tis,
And here just four
Help! My mustache is now curled like a lettuce,
Eleven syllables later, you bet 'tis,
And here just four
shall I show you the door?
Help! My mustache is now curled like a lettuce,
Eleven syllables later, you bet 'tis,
And here just four
shall I show you the door?
Even though you have only just met us
Frost* 3 might be disco or punk!
Frost* 3 might be disco or punk!
If InsideOut hear that we're sunk!
Frost* 3 might be disco or punk!
If InsideOut hear that we're sunk!
I hoped for R'n'B
Frost* 3 might be disco or punk!
If InsideOut hear that we're sunk!
I hoped for R'n'B,
With bass played by Flea,
Frost* 3 might be disco or punk!
If InsideOut hear that we're sunk!
I hoped for R'n'B,
With bass played by Flea,
But what biscuits do you like to dunk?
Hobnobs break up in my tea
Hobnobs break up in my tea
But thats perfectly fine with me
Hobnobs break up in my tea,
But that's perfectly fine with me,
I like chunky char,
Hobnobs break up in my tea,
But that's perfectly fine with me,
I like chunky char,
In the back of the car,
(Just noticed T.A. is correcting grammar and punctuation. Cudos for doing it on the quiet and not making a big deal of it :)
Quote from: "Rook"(Just noticed T.A. is correcting grammar and punctuation. Cudos for doing it on the quiet and not making a big deal of it :)
:D
He's a rather well educated and clever man, he twitches every time there is spelling mistake or a grammatical error.
Although, it's cha not char. Unless you're a Cockney. And it's "kudos". Sorry. :oops: :oops:
Anyway:
Hobnobs break up in my tea,
But that's perfectly fine with me,
I like chunky char,
In the back of the car,
Listening to Radio 3
That sounded a lot like a pedant,
Quote from: "owen"Although, it's cha not char. Unless you're a Cockney. And it's "kudos". Sorry. :oops: :oops:
Ah, not so fast, young Jedi: in classic Frost* forum style, who's to say that I didn't divert the topic and was referring to one of these?
(//http://www.higharctic.com/pics/New%20Pics/DanRedChar350.jpg)
He looks pretty chunky ... the fish too ;)
That sounded a lot like a pedant,
A nice rhyme for that find I can't,
Quote from: "Mikey"Quote from: "Rook"(Just noticed T.A. is correcting grammar and punctuation. Cudos for doing it on the quiet and not making a big deal of it :)
:D
He's a rather well educated and clever man, he twitches every time there is spelling mistake or a grammatical error.
Every time there is spelling mistake? The lack of an indefinite article suggests a Russian upbringing, Mikey. Are you a sleeper? 8-)
That sounded a lot like a pedant,
A nice rhyme for that find I can't,
I start talking like Yoda,
That sounded a lot like a pedant,
A nice rhyme for that find I can't,
I start talking like Yoda,
After whisky and soda,
That sounded a lot like a pedant,
A nice rhyme for that find I can't,
I start talking like Yoda,
After whisky and soda,
Or soda and whiskey to decant.
there's so much good prog in Olde England
There's so much good prog in Olde England
And there's Pallas too up in Scotland ;)
There's so much good prog in Olde England
And there's Pallas too up in Scotland
and over in Wales,
Quote from: "Trapezium Artist"The lack of an indefinite article suggests a Russian upbringing, Mikey. Are you a sleeper? 8-)
Bugger I've been rumbled.
It's being 1/8 German, 1/16 Danish & 1/32 Hungarian that does it.
The Forum has been penetrated, your darkest secrets from Pedro's black book are being circulated and investigated by the KGB/FSB & SVR.
Quote from: "Mikey"Quote from: "Trapezium Artist"The lack of an indefinite article suggests a Russian upbringing, Mikey. Are you a sleeper? 8-)
Bugger I've been rumbled.
It's being 1/8 German, 1/16 Danish & 1/32 Hungarian that does it.
The Forum has been penetrated, your darkest secrets from Pedro's black book are being circulated and investigated by the KGB/FSB & SVR.
that doesn't rhyme at all. :D
Quote from: "rogerg"Quote from: "Mikey"Quote from: "Trapezium Artist"The lack of an indefinite article suggests a Russian upbringing, Mikey. Are you a sleeper? 8-)
Bugger I've been rumbled.
It's being 1/8 German, 1/16 Danish & 1/32 Hungarian that does it.
The Forum has been penetrated, your darkest secrets from Pedro's black book are being circulated and investigated by the KGB/FSB & SVR.
that doesn't rhyme at all. :D
And way too many syllables :)
Quote from: "johninblack"Quote from: "rogerg"Quote from: "Mikey"Quote from: "Trapezium Artist"The lack of an indefinite article suggests a Russian upbringing, Mikey. Are you a sleeper? 8-)
Bugger I've been rumbled.
It's being 1/8 German, 1/16 Danish & 1/32 Hungarian that does it.
The Forum has been penetrated, your darkest secrets from Pedro's black book are being circulated and investigated by the KGB/FSB & SVR.
that doesn't rhyme at all. :D
And way too many syllables :)
It's a prog limerick
That doesn't rhyme at all. :D
And way too many syllables :)
It's a prog limerick
Which we somehow made fit!
That doesn't rhyme at all. :D
And way too many syllables :)
It's a prog limerick
Which we somehow made fit!
Nah! Didn't work did it?
We need to get back on track,
We need to get back on track,
with the lim'rick we started way back?
We need to get back on track,
with the lim'rick we started way back?
Harking back; the Prog curse
We need to get back on track,
with the lim'rick we started way back?
Harking back; the Prog curse
Went from bad to much worse,
We need to get back on track,
with the lim'rick we started way back?
Harking back; the Prog curse
Went from bad to much worse,
When concept albums encountered dense flak.
Jeff Lynne's re-recorded ELO's hits,
Jeff Lynne's re-recorded ELO's hits
yours truly 2095, hope it fits...
Jeff Lynne's re-recorded ELO's hits
yours truly 2095, hope it fits...
That came Out of the Blue
Jeff Lynne's re-recorded ELO's hits
yours truly 2095, hope it fits...
That came Out of the Blue,
The backwards thing that Ya Do,
Jeff Lynne's re-recorded ELO's hits
yours truly 2095, hope it fits...
That came Out of the Blue,
The backwards thing that Ya Do,
Mr blue sky was one of the bits
Prog limericks could drive you mad
Prog limericks could drive you mad,
But some of these are not half bad,
Prog limericks could drive you mad,
But some of these are not half bad,
Some are way more than half
Prog limericks could drive you mad,
But some of these are not half bad,
Some are way more than half,
some might make you laugh,
Prog limericks could drive you mad,
But some of these are not half bad,
Some are way more than half,
some might make you laugh,
And some go "widdlywiddlyweeeooowwwwwgngngngnshubshubshubwiddlywiddly" etc, all in 9/8 time. And if you don't like it you're sad
The skies are all sunny and blue
The skies are all sunny and blue,
Oh, how nice it must be to be you,
The skies are all sunny and blue,
Oh, how nice it must be to be you,
It's been a bit gray here
The skies are all sunny and blue,
Oh, how nice it must be to be you,
It's been a bit gray here
So I've drunk LOTS of beer
The skies are all sunny and blue,
Oh, how nice it must be to be you,
It's been a bit gray here,
So I've drunk LOTS of beer,
Silly goose; have you seen the loo queue?
This morning I hired a tux,
This morning I hired a tux,
It cost me a few hundred bucks
This morning I hired a tux,
It cost me a few hundred bucks
the penguin that wore it
This morning I hired a tux,
It cost me a few hundred bucks
the penguin that wore it
Just laughed when he saw it,
#835
This morning I hired a tux,
It cost me a few hundred bucks
the penguin that wore it
Just laughed when he saw it,
A skinny-dip penguin, that sucks!
So, what does "relevant" mean?
'So, what does 'relevant' mean?"
She said with her eye full of gleam
'So, what does 'relevant' mean?"
She said with her eye full of gleam
I've got "Gleam" in my eye!?!
'So, what does 'relevant' mean?"
She said with her eye full of gleam
I've got "Gleam" in my eye!?!
don't think it's a stye,
'So, what does 'relevant' mean?"
She said with her eye full of gleam
I've got "Gleam" in my eye!?!
don't think it's a stye,
Its irrelevant now, it would seem.
Would you like to have Coffee or Tea?
Would you like to have Coffee or Tea?
Tea, black, Earl Grey for me,
Would you like to have Coffee or Tea?
Tea, black, Earl Grey for me,
And your choice of biscuit?
Would you like to have Coffee or Tea?
Tea, black, Earl Grey for me,
And your choice of biscuit?
It used to be swisskit
(As in, I'd risk it for a swisskit, possible vague spelling, or memory, of some long gone biscuit/sweet/confectionery)
Would you like to have Coffee or Tea?
Tea, black, Earl Grey for me,
And your choice of biscuit?
It used to be swisskit
But they all taste like fish sticks to me.
Just think: if Jem was a hippy,
Just think: if Jem was a hippy,
And had hair like Longstocking, Pippi,
(//http://www.sweden.se/upload/Sweden_se/english/articles/SI/2008/Pippi%20Longstocking_republished/Pippi-Longstocking_jacob-forsell_Image%20Bank.jpg)
(I tried a quick Photoshop paste of Jem's fizzog under Pippi's hair, but it was too ghastly to contemplate 8-) )
Quote from: "Trapezium Artist"(I tried a quick Photoshop paste of Jem's fizzog under Pippi's hair, but it was too ghastly to contemplate 8-) )
Having said this, it MUST be posted!
Just think: if Jem was a hippy,
And had hair like Longstocking, Pippi,
No! that's ghastly and grim!
Just think: if Jem was a hippy,
And had hair like Longstocking, Pippi,
No! that's ghastly and grim!
to think it, a sin!
Just think: if Jem was a hippy,
And had hair like Longstocking, Pippi,
No! that's ghastly and grim!
to think it, a sin!
But you have to admit, its quite trippy.
Now speaking of prog psychedelic,
Now speaking of prog psychedelic,
Which appeals to this old-fashioned relic,
Now speaking of prog psychedelic,
Which appeals to this old-fashioned relic,
some Gong would be nice,
Now speaking of prog psychedelic,
Which appeals to this old-fashioned relic,
some Gong would be nice,
and a song about mice,
Now speaking of prog psychedelic,
Which appeals to this old-fashioned relic,
some Gong would be nice,
and a song about mice,
But like Psyche Prog, this verse is now telic
If you'll excuse the gaudy grandiloquence,
If you'll excuse the gaudy grandiloquence,
of course we will, we're delinquents!
If you'll excuse the gaudy grandiloquence,
of course we will, we're delinquents!
But sometimes we're tardy,
If you'll excuse the gaudy grandiloquence,
of course we will, we're delinquents!
But sometimes we're tardy,
and rather quite farty,
If you'll excuse the gaudy grandiloquence,
of course we will, we're delinquents!
But sometimes we're tardy,
and rather quite farty,
What a shame, that's a Clean Air Infringement.
Strong winds are a problem, it seems,
Strong winds are a problem, it seems,
After beer and curry and beans
Strong winds are a problem, it seems,
After beer and curry and beans
Rhubarb, lentils and eggs,
Strong winds are a problem, it seems,
After beer and curry and beans
Rhubarb, lentils and eggs,
And roast chicken legs,
Strong winds are a problem, it seems,
After beer and curry and beans
Rhubarb, lentils and eggs,
And roast chicken legs
Washed down by a helping of greens
There was a young poster called Pedro
There was a young poster called Pedro
who bumped his head in the gazebo
There was a young poster called Pedro
who bumped his head in the gazebo
I would have said hedgerow
There was a young poster called Pedro
who bumped his head in the gazebo
I would have said hedgerow
except he's quite tall-o
There was a young poster called Pedtro
who bumped his head in the gazebo
I would have said hedgerow
except he's quite tall-o
and now he just lurks in the shadow (s)
which time-zone is the forum clock in?
which time-zone is the forum clock in?
Is it Nairobi or is it Berlin?
which time-zone is the forum clock in?
Is it Nairobi or is it Berlin?
It's both and it's none!
which time-zone is the forum clock in?
Is it Nairobi or is it Berlin?
It's both and it's none!
time travel is fun!
which time-zone is the forum clock in?
Is it Nairobi or is it Berlin?
It's both and it's none!
time travel is fun!
With your hand in the biscuit tin
There once was a poster called Sei
There once was a poster called Sei
Who's tickets for Frost*Bites are awry,
There once was a poster called Sei
Who's tickets for Frost*Bites are awry,
The Frost*ie detectives
There once was a poster called Sei
Who's tickets for Frost*Bites are awry,
The Frost*ie detectives
with many digestives
here once was a poster called Sei
Who's tickets for Frost*Bites are awry,
The Frost*ie detectives
with many digestives
Are charged with finding out why
So who the hecks driving this train?
So who the hecks driving this train?
some eejit with just half a brain,
So who the heck's driving this train?
some eejit with just half a brain,
Apostrophe mad,
Theres' load's of 'em - my 'bad'.... ;)
So who the heck's driving this train?
some eejit with just half a brain,
Apostrophe mad,
Theres' load's of 'em - my 'bad'.... ;)
So frosties must try to refrain
There once was a hippo who raced
There once was a hippo who raced
On whom Chariots of Fire was based
Quote from: "Trapezium Artist"So who the heck's driving this train?
some eejit with just half a brain,
Apostrophe mad,
Theres' load's of 'em - my 'bad'.... ;)
Ooohhhh ... what cheeky moderator bugger edited my subtle comment on the decline and fall of the English-speaking world as seen through the eye of a grammar pedant, adding a line in my name which, well, would make even the stiffest jelly tremble?
Unmask yourself, sirrah. I demand satisfaction!
Quote from: "Trapezium Artist"Quote from: "Trapezium Artist"So who the heck's driving this train?
some eejit with just half a brain,
Apostrophe mad,
Theres' load's of 'em - my 'bad'.... ;)
Ooohhhh ... what cheeky moderator bugger edited my subtle comment on the decline and fall of the Enlish-speaking world as seen through the eye of a grammar pedant, adding a line in my name which, well, would make even the stiffest jelly tremble?
Unmask yourself, sirrah. I demand satisfaction!
Haha 'twas me - but totally unintentional - honest m'lud!
I did the normal thing, copy the previous poster's lines, add one of my own and repost under my name. But as I was signed in as a mod, it obviously gave the the dubious ability to edit your post and resubmit it, thinking I was submitting it in the name of the Tooth!
As I was doing it originally as a wind-up, I find the way things turned out even more pleasing.... MWUUUUHAAAHHHH! :lol: :lol:
Quote from: "sawtooth"Quote from: "Trapezium Artist"Quote from: "Trapezium Artist"So who the heck's driving this train?
some eejit with just half a brain,
Apostrophe mad,
Theres' load's of 'em - my 'bad'.... ;)
Ooohhhh ... what cheeky moderator bugger edited my subtle comment on the decline and fall of the Enlish-speaking world as seen through the eye of a grammar pedant, adding a line in my name which, well, would make even the stiffest jelly tremble?
Unmask yourself, sirrah. I demand satisfaction!
Haha 'twas me - but totally unintentional - honest m'lud!
I did the normal thing, copy the previous poster's lines, add one of my own and repost under my name. But as I was signed in as a mod, it obviously gave the the dubious ability to edit your post and resubmit it, thinking I was submitting it in the name of the Tooth!
As I was doing it originally as a wind-up, I find the way things turned out even more pleasing.... MWUUUUHAAAHHHH! :lol: :lol:
Such honesty is a rare enough thing in today's world; I will stand down the troops I have massed on your borders.
That said, I note that you introduced a spelling mistake into my challenge: what kind of a dolt would write "Enlish" rather than "English"? If you check back to my original, you'll see that I had it right ... ;)
Quote from: "Trapezium Artist"Quote from: "sawtooth"Quote from: "Trapezium Artist"Quote from: "Trapezium Artist"So who the heck's driving this train?
some eejit with just half a brain,
Apostrophe mad,
Theres' load's of 'em - my 'bad'.... ;)
Ooohhhh ... what cheeky moderator bugger edited my subtle comment on the decline and fall of the Enlish-speaking world as seen through the eye of a grammar pedant, adding a line in my name which, well, would make even the stiffest jelly tremble?
Unmask yourself, sirrah. I demand satisfaction!
Haha 'twas me - but totally unintentional - honest m'lud!
I did the normal thing, copy the previous poster's lines, add one of my own and repost under my name. But as I was signed in as a mod, it obviously gave the the dubious ability to edit your post and resubmit it, thinking I was submitting it in the name of the Tooth!
As I was doing it originally as a wind-up, I find the way things turned out even more pleasing.... MWUUUUHAAAHHHH! :lol: :lol:
Such honesty is a rare enough thing in today's world; I will stand down the troops I have massed on your borders.
That said, I note that you introduced a spelling mistake into my challenge: what kind of a dolt would write "Enlish" rather than "English"? If you check back to my original, you'll see that I had it right ... ;)
Yeah, yeah..... ;)
If the children have quite finished? Limericks are a serious business, you know....
There once was a hippo who raced
On whom Chariots of Fire was based
So he did it on foot?
There once was a hippo who raced
On whom Chariots of Fire was based
So he did it on foot?
No - he bounced on his butt,
There once was a hippo who raced
On whom Chariots of Fire was based
So he did it on foot?
No - he bounced on his butt,
Hippo-condriac butt-chafe embraced?
Where did the frost reports go?
Where did the frost reports go?
On U toob, I think, What ho
Where did the frost reports go?
On U toob, I think, What ho
they're still there today
Where did the frost reports go?
On U toob, I think, What ho
they're still there today,
When I looked, anyway,
Where did the frost reports go?
On U toob, I think, What ho
they're still there today,
When I looked, anyway,
Just click on the link down below
youtube.com/planetfrost (//http://www.youtube.com/user/planetfrost)
You should bookmark before it is lost
youtube.com/planetfrost
You should bookmark before it is lost
that's dastardly clever
youtube.com/planetfrost
You should bookmark before it is lost
that's dastardly clever
Is it? Whatever
youtube.com/planetfrost
You should bookmark before it is lost
that's dastardly clever
Is it? Whatever ...
Ooh, that's a rude line that you've crossed.
The meaning of life is obscure,
The meaning of life is obscure,
especially when faced with ordure.
The meaning of life is obscure,
especially when faced with ordure.
When it hiteth the fan
The meaning of life is obscure,
especially when faced with ordure.
When it hiteth the fan,
Like only poo can,
The meaning of life is obscure,
especially when faced with ordure.
When it hiteth the fan,
Like only poo can,
'Cos nothing flies quite like manure!
X Factor is really depressing,
X Factor is really depressing,
Blokes in their frocks, all cross-dressing,
X Factor is really depressing,
Blokes in their frocks, all cross-dressing,
They haven't the legs
X Factor is really depressing,
Blokes in their frocks, all cross-dressing,
They haven't the legs
But we're scraping the dregs
X Factor is really depressing,
Blokes in their frocks, all cross-dressing,
They haven't the legs
But we're scraping the dregs
It's their voices that are really distressing
It's dark when I set off for work
It's dark when I set off for work
The bats are still going berzerk,
It's dark when I set off for work
The bats are still going berzerk,
They haven't the legs
:D
It's dark when I set off for work
The bats are still going berzerk,
They haven't the legs
Or the plaits of Nick Beggs,
It's dark when I set off for work
The bats are still going berzerk,
They haven't the legs
Or the plaits of Nick Beggs,
But they all have the voice of Dec Burke!
That image is rather surreal,
That image is rather surreal,
Like something you'd see at The Peel.
That image is rather surreal,
Like something you'd see at The Peel.
I've never been
That image is rather surreal,
Like something you'd see at The Peel.
I've never been
So I still haven't seen
That image is rather surreal,
Like something you'd see at The Peel.
I've never been
So I still haven't seen,
Our Twang running round in his wheel.
So, AGM curry or not?
So, AGM curry or not?
over less have big battles been fought!
So, AGM curry or not?
over less have big battles been fought!
Make mine a Madras
So, AGM curry or not?
over less have big battles been fought!
Make mine a Madras
Sadly, we'll have to pass
#853
So, AGM curry or not?
over less have big battles been fought!
Make mine a Madras
Sadly, we'll have to pass
so will i, if the curry's too hot!
So i found my way back to the forum
So i found my way back to the forum
That will help to improve the decorum
So i found my way back to the forum
That will help to improve the decorum
We're so glad you're back!
So i found my way back to the forum
That will help to improve the decorum
We're so glad you're back!
WickedWitch? What? Whozzat? ;)
So i found my way back to the forum
That will help to improve the decorum
We're so glad you're back!
WickedWitch? What? Whozzat?
Now we might have enough for a quorum.
So the first order of business is this:
So the first order of business is this:
Deploy mistletoe, man-love and kiss,
So the first order of business is this:
Deploy mistletoe, man-love and kiss,
I don't like kissing men :oops: :oops: :oops:
So the first order of business is this:
Deploy mistletoe, man-love and kiss,
I don't like kissing men :oops: :oops: :oops:
Deep breath, close eyes, and then
So the first order of business is this:
Deploy mistletoe, man-love and kiss,
I don't like kissing men :oops: :oops: :oops:
Deep breath, close eyes, and then,
Ignore stubble and think he's a miss.
Time to dig out my forum T shirt,
Time to dig out my forum T shirt,
take care so you don't get hurt!
Time to dig out my forum T shirt,
take care so you don't get hurt!
Leaving in ten minutes (?!?)
Time to dig out my forum T shirt,
take care so you don't get hurt!
Leaving in ten minutes,
Don't forget the biscuits,
Time to dig out my forum T shirt,
take care so you don't get hurt!
Leaving in ten minutes,
Don't forget the biscuits,
jeans and trainers, or boots and a skirt?
Time to dig out my forum T shirt,
take care so you don't get hurt!
Leaving in ten minutes,
Don't forget the biscuits,
jeans and trainers, or boots and a skirt?
frost* monkey trumpet...
frost* monkey trumpet ...
three syllables short, dear crumpet, 8-)
(this one could turn ugly, considering the only remaining legitimate rhyme for "trumpet" ;-))
frost* monkey trumpet ...
three syllables short, dear crumpet, 8-)
(this one could turn ugly, considering the only remaining legitimate rhyme for "trumpet" ;-)
short and dear, huh?
(it might be ugly already, although the one saving grace is "short and dear" is better than "short and cheap" :lol: .... !)
frost* monkey trumpet ...
three syllables short, dear crumpet, 8-)
short and dear, huh?
still missing one, duh!
(this one could turn ugly, considering the only remaining legitimate rhyme for "trumpet" ;-)
(it might be ugly already, although the one saving grace is "short and dear" is better than "short and cheap" :lol: .... !)
(well, either version could refer to that last remaining rhyme which I now leave to someone else to invoke 8-) )
frost* monkey trumpet ...
three syllables short, dear crumpet,
short and dear, huh?
still missing one, duh!
don't you insult me, you...
I'm not calling anyone names
I'm not calling anyone names
or playing any reindeer games?
I'm not calling anyone names
or playing any reindeer games?
My nose ain't red
I'm not calling anyone names
or playing any reindeer games?
My nose ain't red
Mine is - I'm in bed :(
I'm not calling anyone names
or playing any reindeer games?
My nose ain't red
Mine is - I'm in bed :(
With Rudolph? We's feeling your shames ... :shock:
Work's winding down now for the break,
Work's winding down now for the break,
Nearly time for the Chrimbo cake!
Work's winding down now for the break,
Nearly time for the Chrimbo cake!
I've soaked it in brandy
Work's winding down now for the break,
Nearly time for the Chrimbo cake!
I've soaked it in brandy
With extinguisher handy?
ork's winding down now for the break,
Nearly time for the Chrimbo cake!
I've soaked it in brandy
With extinguisher handy?
Call Messrs Emerson, Palmer, and Lake!
So the venue presented some challenge,
So the venue presented some challenge,
As does rhyming with "challenge", just like "orange",
So the venue presented some challenge,
As does rhyming with "challenge", just like "orange",
Such poetry japes,
So the venue presented some challenge,
As does rhyming with "challenge", just like "orange",
Such poetry japes,
But remember, No Capes!
So the venue presented some challenge,
As does rhyming with "challenge", just like "orange",
Such poetry japes,
But remember, No Capes!
you can all swivle round on my phalange! :shock:
Happy Xmas to one and to all
Happy Xmas to one and to all,
I hope you will all have a ball,
Happy Xmas to one and to all,
I hope you will all have a ball,
with biscuits a-plenty!
Happy Xmas to one and to all,
I hope you will all have a ball,
with biscuits a-plenty!
Nineteen Hob-nobs, or twenty,
Happy Xmas to one and to all,
I hope you will all have a ball,
with biscuits a-plenty!
Nineteen Hob-nobs, or twenty,
And holly decking the hall.
So much for the end of the world,
So much for the end of the world
as we know it.... Just curled
So much for the end of the world
as we know it.... Just curled
We fight another day
So much for the end of the world
as we know it.... Just curled
We fight another day
to work, rest or play!
Until that Frost* 3 is unfurled
Psst...Smart, you start the next Limerick.
Psst...Smart, you start the next Limerick,
Looks like that Smart's missed a trick,
Psst...Smart, you start the next Limerick,
Looks like that Smart's missed a trick,
That's not his usual
Psst...Smart, you start the next Limerick,
Looks like that Smart's missed a trick,
That's not his usual
Way; he's more sensual, :shock:
Psst...Smart, you start the next Limerick,
Looks like that Smart's missed a trick,
That's not his usual
Way; he's more sensual,
And knows just where to put his, um... stick?
I should try to be a little more highbrow,
I should try to be a little more highbrow,
Though it's a bit late to think of that now,
I should try to be a little more highbrow,
Though it's a bit late to think of that now,
The die has been cast
I should try to be a little more highbrow,
Though it's a bit late to think of that now,
The die has been cast,
But wait - not so fast...
I should try to be a little more highbrow,
Though it's a bit late to think of that now,
The die has been cast,
But wait - not so fast...
It's been a bit of a mess from the get-go!
So it snowed in old Blighty today
So it snowed in old Blighty today
There's horse on the menu, hurray
So it snowed in old Blighty today
There's horse on the menu, hurray
Please, no burgers for me!
So it snowed in old Blighty today
There's horse on the menu, hurray
Please, no burgers for me!
Invite dobbin for tea,
So it snowed in old Blighty today
There's horse on the menu, hurray
Please, no burgers for me!
Invite dobbin for tea,
So no ketchup, just £5 each way?
I hope I don't slip on the ice
I hope I don't slip on the ice
So do I, that last closer was nice :)
I hope I don't slip on the ice,
So do I, that last closer was nice :)
Snow's falling again,
I hope I don't slip on the ice,
So do I, that last closer was nice
Snow's falling again,
It's all white terrain
I hope I don't slip on the ice,
So do I, that last closer was nice
Snow's falling again,
It's all white terrain
Pass the tea and a nice custard slice!
The view from my window is wintry
The view from my window is wintry
With each snowflake there's masses of intrigue
The view from my window is wintry
With each snowflake there's masses of intrigue,
Jeez, that is a stretch,
The view from my window is wintry
With each snowflake there's masses of intrigue,
Jeez, that is a stretch,
Oh, TA! Don't be such a kvetch!
The view from my window is wintry
With each snowflake there's masses of intrigue,
Jeez, that is a stretch,
Oh, TA! Don't be such a kvetch!
Not the first of our lim'ricks gone splintree!
My guess is we've gone past 760,
My guess is we've gone past 760,
Rhyme with sixty, I thought, oh no!
My guess is we've gone past 760,
Rhyme with sixty, I thought, oh no!
skip a syll'ble or two
My guess is we've gone past 760,
Rhyme with sixty, I thought, oh no!
skip a syll'ble or two
If that is what you must do,
My guess is we've gone past 760,
Rhyme with sixty, I thought, oh no!
skip a syll'ble or two
If that is what you must do,
And cry for help - PEDRO!
Twang's show with Jem was great
Twang's show with Jem was great
I've not heard it yet - I'm so late!
Twang's show with Jem was great
I've not heard it yet - I'm so late!
Tho... the str..ming was sh..
Twang's show with Jem was great
I've not heard it yet - I'm so late!
Tho... the str..ming was sh..,
Try..g p.tience a b..,
Twang's show with Jem was great
I've not heard it yet - I'm so late!
Tho... the str..ming was sh..,
Try..g p.tience a b..,
Hold on for the podcast, then, mate!
I can't wait for the Frost* DVD,
I can't wait for the Frost* DVD,
It won't end up on TV
I can't wait for the Frost* DVD,
It won't end up on TV
But for hundreds of Frost*ies
I can't wait for the Frost* DVD,
It won't end up on TV
But for hundreds of Frost*ies,
Who'll pay what you please,
I can't wait for the Frost* DVD,
It won't end up on TV
But for hundreds of Frost*ies,
Who'll pay what you please,
It will feature the other me
A start line is what I will need
A start line is what I will need
I require one just to succeed,
A start line is what I will need
I require one just to succeed,
But justs don't come cheap,
A start line is what I will need
I require one just to succeed,
But justs don't come cheap,
and you'll end up in deep
A start line is what I will need
I require one just to succeed,
But justs don't come cheap,
and you'll end up in deep
... poo if you grow them from seed.
Reverse in one's this of line each,
Reverse in one's this of line each,
Perverse so be could it out reach
Reverse in one's this of line each,
Perverse so be could it out reach
Confused get might you
Reverse in one's this of line each,
Perverse so be could it out reach
Confused get might you
Abused language to due,
Reverse in one's this of line each,
Perverse so be could it out reach
Confused get might you
Abused language to due,
You would ah, speak to Yoda teach.
Now that's a lim'rick more like it!
(Grr...you posted while I was typing....and "You" doesn't rhyme with "Reverse"! :twisted: )
Now that's a lim'rick more like it!
Best heard via decent hi-fi kit
Quote from: "Pedro"(Grr...you posted while I was typing....and "You" doesn't rhyme with "Reverse"! :twisted: )
I agree: as the instigator of the almost-perfect kciremil (fabulous job, fellow composers), I say let's complete it with a fully-reversable last line. (Sorry, Rog; close, but no cigar ... ;-)) How about:
Reverse in one's this of line each,
Perverse so be could it out reach,
Confused get might you,
Abused language to due,
Nurse the said, speak to Yoda teach.
What was your version going to be, Pedro?
Now that's a lim'rick more like it!
Best heard via decent hi-fi kit,
Turned up to ten plus,
If I might put forward an idea too...
Reverse in one's this of line each,
Perverse so be could it out reach,
Confused get might you,
Abused language to due,
Averse limericks of virtue the preach.
Still looking for Pedro's line :)
Now that's a lim'rick more like it!
Best heard via decent hi-fi kit,
Turned up to ten plus,
In the back of the bus
Now that's a lim'rick more like it!
Best heard via decent hi-fi kit,
Turned up to ten plus,
In the back of the bus
But I'd much rather listen to Fit
Fit was a track by Jem Godfrey....................(1:14 leaves 43:46) ;)
Fit was a track by Jem Godfrey....................(1:14 leaves 43:46)
Which (unlike the Buggles song Estree)...........(4:33 leaves 39:13)
...gasp... Is this even sustainable?
Quote from: Pedro nearlyReverse in one's this of line each,
Perverse so be could it out reach,
Confused get might you,
Abused language to due,
Averse verse be and rules rhyme the breach
(I wasn't miffed cos I thought it was good...I was more cursing the time it took me to fashion it!)
Fit was a track by Jem Godfrey....................(1:14 leaves 43:46)
Which (unlike the Buggles song Estree)...........(4:33 leaves 39:13)
Made Nat King Cole's "Smile".......................(2:53 leaves 36:20)
and
...gasp... Is this even sustainable?
but of course, Frost*ies are unrestrainable
Quote from: "Pedro"Reverse in one's this of line each,
Perverse so be could it out reach,
Confused get might you,
Abused language to due,
Averse verse be and rules rhyme the breach
(I wasn't miffed cos I thought it was good...I was more cursing the time it took me to fashion it!)
An excellent ending, sir: I shall consider that the definitive edition of that rather splendid limerick. Gawd knows, though, it's going to be horribly difficult to learn and quote :shock:
Fit was a track by Jem Godfrey....................(1:14 leaves 43:46)
Which (unlike the Buggles song Elstree)...........(4:33 leaves 39:13)
Made Nat King Cole "Smile" ........................(2:53 leaves 36:20)
On Sergei's "Dead Isle" ..............................(20:00 leaves 16:20)
(apologies for the slight liberties taken there with the title of Rachmaninov's tone poem, plus deleting 's from Pedro's line, but this one's a challenge 8-) )
and
...gasp... Is this even sustainable?
but of course, Frost*ies are unrestrainable
they can dance in 9/8,
Fit was a track by Jem Godfrey....................(1:14 leaves 43:46)
Which (unlike the Buggles song Estree)...........(4:33 leaves 39:13)
Made Nat King Cole "Smile" ........................(2:53 leaves 36:20)
On Sergei's "Dead Isle" ..............................(20:00 leaves 16:20)
Thank god it wasn't by Kylie
Wow my brain is now hurting
@Mikey are you not going to add to the other one?
Quote from: "Pedro"@Mikey are you not going to add to the other one?
And spell "Elstree" correctly? (Oh, that was Rook ;-))
Mikey's first line after spending ages trying to finish the last one off.
It must have been too subtle
Wow my brain is now hurting
No, we got that you were starting a new one. :)
But you didn't add to this :-
...gasp... Is this even sustainable?
but of course, Frost*ies are unrestrainable
they can dance in 9/8,
(Oy! I didn't even catch that the openings rhymed!! It was all even better than I had thought! I was proud of the Yoda line [seemed a natural] but you all are absolutely correct [pains me though to say it!] and Pedro's line [while Rook's was good, too!] is definitive. Well done all.)
(and I'm not even going to try to figure out what's going on now!)
(Please pardon this interruption. :D )
Quote from: "Trapezium Artist"And spell "Elstree" correctly? (Oh, that was Rook ;-))
Just a typo (or possibly an autocorrect). I looked I up on Wikipedia to check the time, so I was quite cognizant of the spelling. Anyway... Back to the topic at hand.
...gasp... Is this even sustainable?
but of course, Frost*ies are unrestrainable
they can dance in 9/8,
But the thing that they hate
Wow my brain is now hurting
But my tenure as poet is certain
...gasp... Is this even sustainable?
but of course, Frost*ies are unrestrainable
they can dance in 9/8,
But the thing that they hate
Is a lim'rick thread that's not containable.
Wow my brain is now hurting,
But my tenure as poet is certain,
Like McGonagall,
Quote from: "rogerg"(Oy! I didn't even catch that the openings rhymed!! It was all even better than I had thought! I was proud of the Yoda line [seemed a natural] but you all are absolutely correct [pains me though to say it!] and Pedro's line [while Rook's was good, too!] is definitive. Well done all.)
(and I'm not even going to try to figure out what's going on now!)
(Please pardon this interruption. :D )
Neither did I. I said my brain hurts :shock:
Wow my brain is now hurting,
But my tenure as poet is certain,
Like McGonagall,
I'm so memorable
Wow my brain is now hurting,
But my tenure as poet is certain,
Like McGonagall,
I'm so memorable
That's why I'm hiding behind this old curtain.
So shall we embrace us the dubstep?
So shall we embrace us the dubstep?
The obvious answer is Sure! Yep!
So shall we embrace us the dubstep?
The obvious answer is Sure! Yep!
Oh help! I can't dance!
So shall we embrace us the dubstep?
The obvious answer is Sure! Yep!
Oh help! I can't dance!
I'm now in a trance
So shall we embrace us the dubstep?
The obvious answer is Sure! Yep!
Oh help! I can't dance!
I'm now in a trance
Us cats are, like, totally hep.
I write from a train to Londinium
I write from a train to Londinium
While listening to a CD by Trivium
I write from a train to Londinium
While listening to a CD by Trivium
And swigging Chablis,
I write from a train to Londinium
While listening to a CD by Trivium
And swigging Chablis,
Which tastes quite groovy,
(everyone's been stunned into silence by the realisation that TA thinks Chablis tastes quite groovy... he'll be wearing flowers in his hair next!)
Quote from: "catherine"(everyone's been stunned into silence by the realisation that TA thinks Chablis tastes quite groovy... he'll be wearing flowers in his hair next!)
Nope, TA think groovy rhymes with Chablis: nothing more, nothing less.
The flowers in my hair are there for other reasons, in part encouraged by the fact that the very groovy soundtrack to the the 1965 short film Skater Dater occasionally pops up on my iPhone. Anyone with 17:38 to spare this weekend should head on over to YouTube and groove out. Even for a non-Californian and non-skate boarder, it's a great little piece of nostalgia 8-)
//http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lRIt3aDX7-k
p.s. Actually, the album of music I have is 25 minutes long, so longer even than the film. Even more grooviness ...
Quote from: "Trapezium Artist"Flowers in my hair .
Hello Dolly :D
I write from a train to Londinium
While listening to a CD by Trivium
And swigging Chablis,
Which tastes quite groovy,
In my goblet of pure beryllium.
If Frost* were a mammal, it would be:
*** was/were? "were" seems a better fit, but doesn't seem to agree with the "it". I don't want to say "they would be" because I am referring to the entity of Frost* and not the members that make it up. Logically then it should be "was", but that seems clunky. Might be a question for our resident grammar pedan^d^d^d^d^d expert, TA :) Meanwhile I think I need a coffee ***
If Frost* were a mammal, it would be:
A Hippo, a rodent or small flea
If Frost* were a mammal, it would be:
A Hippo, a rodent or small flea.
A flea's not a mammal
Quote from: "MadeOutOfCats"If Frost* were a mammal, it would be:
A Hippo, a rodent or small flea.
A flea's not a mammal
All's fair in Love & Limericks
If Frost* were a mammal, it would be:
A Hippo, a rodent or small flea.
A flea's not a mammal
OK then, a Camel
If Frost* were a mammal, it would be:
A Hippo, a rodent or small flea.
A flea's not a mammal
OK then, a Camel
Quaffing a glass of Chablis.
That is no small feat with large hooves,
That is no small feat with large hooves,
Especially whilst practising mooves,
That is no small feat with large hooves,
Especially whilst practising mooves,
with drinking and Gangnam
That is no small feat with large hooves,
Especially whilst practising mooves,
with drinking and Gangnam
On holiday in Vietnam
That is no small feat with large hooves,
Especially whilst practising mooves,
with drinking and Gangnam,
On holiday in Vietnam,
The lemongrass helps with his grooves 8-)
I have to go out on my bike,
I have to go out on my bike,
I'm singing "one, two" in the mike
I have to go out on my bike,
I'm singing "one, two" in the mike
It's starting to get dark
I have to go out on my bike,
I'm singing "one, two" in the mike
It's starting to get dark
So I'll stop at the park
#880
I have to go out on my bike,
I'm singing "one, two" in the mike
It's starting to get dark
So I'll stop at the park
Camel hooves? No! Toes, more like...
The spring is about to break out
Quote from: "lyn"I have to go out on my bike,
I'm singing "one, two" in the mike
It's starting to get dark
So I'll stop at the park
Camel hooves? No! Toes, more like...
(Naughty, naughty, naughty ... 8-) )
The spring is about to break out,
Of the clock prison it's in, no doubt,
The spring is about to break out,
Of the clock prison it's in, no doubt,
As we fly past old Imbolc
Imbolc ????
Come on TA, what rhymes with Imbolc?
Quote from: "Mikey"Imbolc ????
Come on TA, what rhymes with Imbolc?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Imbolc (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Imbolc)
8-)
The spring is about to break out,
Of the clock prison it's in, no doubt,
As we fly past old Imbolc
On a magical winged mole,
(close enough, I say!)
Quote from: "rogerg"Quote from: "Mikey"Imbolc ????
Come on TA, what rhymes with Imbolc?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Imbolc (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Imbolc)
8-)
I knew what it was, just couldn't get anything to rhyme with it :?
The spring is about to break out,
Of the clock prison it's in, no doubt,
As we fly past old Imbolc
On a magical winged mole,
While dodging a whale's water spout.
Monday morning! More coffee, now, please,
Monday morning! More coffee, now, please,
Else I'll shuffle about on my knees,
Monday morning! More coffee, now, please,
Else I'll shuffle about on my knees,
Quite unable to stand,
Monday morning! More coffee, now, please,
Else I'll shuffle about on my knees,
Quite unable to stand,
With my face in the sand
Monday morning! More coffee, now, please,
Else I'll shuffle about on my knees,
Quite unable to stand,
With my face in the sand
Augh! Get them all off me! The fleas!!
I think it's about time for a recount
I think it's about time for a recount
Be my guest, don't hold back on my account
I think it's about time for a recount
Be my guest, don't hold back on my account
There's nine hundred and twelve
I think it's about time for a recount
Be my guest, don't hold back on my account
There's nine hundred and twelve
Or more, if you delve
I think it's about time for a recount
Be my guest, don't hold back on my account
There's nine hundred and twelve
Or more, if you delve
But regardless, it is a terribly large amount.
So who wants to choose us a "best of"?
So who wants to choose us a "best of"?
Nah, silly idea, mate. End of.
So who wants to choose us a "best of"?
Nah, silly idea, mate. End of.
That's you told, innit?
So who wants to choose us a "best of"?
Nah, silly idea, mate. End of.
That's you told, innit?
Your good idea? Bin it!
So who wants to choose us a "best of"?
Nah, silly idea, mate. End of.
That's you told, innit?
Your good idea? Bin it!
Wouldn't want to devalue the "rest of".
The device Jem and Jordan create
The device Jem and Jordan create,
Is a marvel, I'd just like to state,
The device Jem and Jordan create,
Is a marvel, I'd just like to state,
It'll put on the tea
The device Jem and Jordan create,
Is a marvel, I'd just like to state,
It'll put on the tea
and makes clothes iron-y
The device Jem and Jordan create,
Is a marvel, I'd just like to state,
It'll put on the tea
and makes clothes iron-y
and flat so they fit in a crate
The weather in Blighty is yuck,
The weather in Blighty is yuck,
So much snow here that many are stuck.
The weather in Blighty is yuck,
So much snow here that many are stuck.
To avoid Frost*Bite,
The weather in Blighty is yuck,
So much snow here that many are stuck.
To avoid Frost*Bite,
Get your subscription right
The weather in Blighty is yuck,
So much snow here that many are stuck.
To avoid Frost*Bite,
Get your subscription right,
Brass monkeys come covered in muck.
(no, I have no idea what that has to do with the rest of the limerick either, but ...)
It should be eight-eight-five-five-eight,
It should be eight-eight-five-five-eight,
Prog rocks very strange pulsing rate
It should be eight-eight-five-five-eight,
Prog rocks very strange pulsing rate
with a bit of five-four
It should be eight-eight-five-five-eight,
Prog rocks very strange pulsing rate
with a bit of five-four
written into the score
It should be eight-eight-five-five-eight,
Prog rocks very strange pulsing rate
with a bit of five-four
written into the score
And optional long beard and cape.
The Twats will wear Hats in two weeks
The Twats will wear Hats in two weeks
It will herald the sound of some shrieks
The Twats will wear Hats in two weeks
It will herald the sound of some shrieks
From Jem's ironing board,
The Twats will wear Hats in two weeks
It will herald the sound of some shrieks
From Jem's ironing board,
(He's our Prog overlord),
The Twats will wear Hats in two weeks
It will herald the sound of some shrieks
From Jem's ironing board,
(He's our Prog overlord),
As John's spanked through his leather breeks.
Ooer, missus – not sure I'm quite ready for that kind of house party :shock:
The Marquis de Sade would approve,
The Marquis de Sade would approve,
(Would he not, though, the breeks first remove?)
The Marquis de Sade would approve,
(Would he not, though, the breeks first remove?)
To get to the saddle
The Marquis de Sade would approve,
(Would he not, though, the breeks first remove?)
To get to the saddle
More whack from his paddle
The Marquis de Sade would approve,
(Would he not, though, the breeks first remove?)
To get to the saddle
More whack from his paddle
And making the earth thence to move.
These rhymes are becoming quite kinky,
These rhymes are becoming quite kinky,
She said, with a sly little winky
These rhymes are becoming quite kinky,
She said, with a sly little winky,
The size doesn't count,
These rhymes are becoming quite kinky,
She said, with a sly little winky,
The size doesn't count,
(Dream on!) The amount
#890
These rhymes are becoming quite kinky,
She said, with a sly little winky,
The size doesn't count,
(Dream on!) The amount
is important. Two winkys make blinky.
Goodness me, there's some nonsense about
Goodness me, there's some nonsense about,
Says the man with no right to shout, 8-)
Goodness me, there's some nonsense about,
Says the man with no right to shout,
You may have a point
Goodness me, there's some nonsense about,
Says the man with no right to shout,
You may have a point
Though, clearly, you're joint
Goodness me, there's some nonsense about,
Says the man with no right to shout,
You may have a point
Though, clearly, you're joint-
ly struggling to find a way out ... of this odd limerick.
It's cold, but I have to go bike,
It's cold, but I have to go bike,
you could've been riding a trike
It's cold, but I have to go bike,
you could've been riding a trike
Does that make you warmer?
It's cold, but I have to go bike,
you could've been riding a trike
Does that make you warmer?
The latter or former?
It's cold, but I have to go bike,
you could've been riding a trike
Does that make you warmer?
The latter or former?
If the tyres go pop, take a hike
I see Argo went off with the Oscar
I see Argo went off with the Oscar,
Leaving Nauts on their own quaffing vodka,
I see Argo went off with the Oscar,
Leaving Nauts on their own quaffing vodka,
While Django Unchained
Quote from: "catherine"I see Argo went off with the Oscar,
Leaving Nauts on their own quaffing vodka,
While Django Unchained
Unchained? ........ I see why it's slowed
I see Argo went off with the Oscar,
Leaving Nauts on their own quaffing vodka,
While Django Unchained
Meant Mikey complained
I see Argo went off with the Oscar,
Leaving Nauts on their own quaffing vodka,
While Django Unchained
Meant Mikey complained
Of the high price of popcorn in Gloucester.
So now that that's out of the way,
I see Argo went off with the Oscar,
Leaving Nauts on their own quaffing vodka,
While Django Unchained
Meant Mikey complained
Of the high price of popcorn in Gloucester.
So now that that's out of the way,
So now that that's out of the way,
It's time for a new rhyme today,
o now that that's out of the way,
It's time for a new rhyme today,
though twice isn't ness'ry
o now that that's out of the way,
It's time for a new rhyme today,
though twice isn't ness'ry
like thrush for a pessary (yes, well if you make up words just to be awkward what do you expect, Rog ;) )
hey! it's a contraction for necessary!! 8-)
o now that that's out of the way,
It's time for a new rhyme today,
though twice isn't ness'ry
like thrush for a pessary
Unless Rog makes your "S" go away.
In a short stretch of time in September,
In a short stretch of time in September,
I'll look back to now and remember,
In a short stretch of time in September,
I'll look back to now and remember,
and follow, follow, follow
In a short stretch of time in September,
I'll look back to now and remember,
and follow, follow, follow
a cool Frost*hollow, hollow, hollow
In a short stretch of time in September,
I'll look back to now and remember,
and follow, follow, follow
a cool Frost*hollow, hollow, hollow,
Lim'ricks to chop and dismember.
(What on earth was that all about, boys and girls? There's some flexibility in limerick meter, I'll admit, but not that much ... And as for the subject matter, well, it all started off so promisingly ... :twisted: )
The Beast from the East has returned,
The Beast from the East has returned,
With his neck and his shoulders sunburned,
The Beast from the East has returned,
With his neck and his shoulders sunburned,
The rest is quite pale
Quote from: "Trapezium Artist"In a short stretch of time in September,
I'll look back to now and remember,
and follow, follow, follow
a cool Frost*hollow, hollow, hollow,
Lim'ricks to chop and dismember.
(What on earth was that all about, boys and girls? There's some flexibility in limerick meter, I'll admit, but not that much ... And as for the subject matter, well, it all started off so promisingly ... :twisted: )
The Beast from the East has returned,
I was going with this:
http://www.stlyrics.com/lyrics/thefanta ... member.htm (http://www.stlyrics.com/lyrics/thefantasticks/trytoremember.htm)
8-)
The Beast from the East has returned,
With his neck and his shoulders sunburned,
The rest is quite pale
As for once he did fail
The Beast from the East has returned,
With his neck and his shoulders sunburned,
The rest is quite pale
As for once he did fail
To apply the sunscreen which was spurned!
The Forum's begun to look spiffy
The Forum's begun to look spiffy
Although some bits are still a bit iffy
The Forum's begun to look spiffy
Although some bits are still a bit iffy
Are those bits the members?
The Forum's begun to look spiffy,
Although some bits are still a bit iffy.
Are those bits the members,
With leather suspenders?
The Forum's begun to look spiffy,
Although some bits are still a bit iffy.
Are those bits the members,
With leather suspenders?
What a rhyme, sir; are you quite squiffy? :P
There's quite a ding dong in the charts,
There's quite a ding dong in the charts,
Someone's singing some horrible parts
There's quite a ding dong in the charts,
Someone's singing some horrible parts,
Too strident by far,
There's quite a ding dong in the charts,
Someone's singing some horrible parts,
Too strident by far,
Please go get the car
There's quite a ding dong in the charts,
Someone's singing some horrible parts,
Too strident by far,
Please go get the car
Before the Dubstep bit starts
BOWowow wub wub wub wub...
BOWowow wub wub wub wub...
It's alright, I'll get these, you're bladdered, they won't serve you.
BOWowow wub wub wub wub...
It's alright, I'll get these, you're bladdered, they won't serve you.
I don't know how to follow this...
BOWowow wub wub wub wub...
It's alright, I'll get these, you're bladdered, they won't serve you.
I don't know how to follow this...
and it's time for the drop
BOWowow wub wub wub wub...
It's alright, I'll get these, you're bladdered, they won't serve you.
I don't know how to follow this...
and it's time for the drop
Bacon.
Once 'pon a time in two thousand thirteen
Once 'pon a time in two thousand thirteen
T'was rumoured a Frost* DVD might be seen,
Once 'pon a time in two thousand thirteen
T'was rumoured a Frost* DVD might be seen,
All Frost*ies worldwide
Once 'pon a time in two thousand thirteen
T'was rumoured a Frost* DVD might be seen,
All Frost*ies worldwide
Will by next year have buyed
#900
Once 'pon a time in two thousand thirteen
T'was rumoured a Frost* DVD might be seen,
All Frost*ies worldwide
Will by next year have buyed
The video-ed Black Light Machine.
Eighteen days until Celebr8.2!
Eighteen days until Celebr8.2!
I've got my ticket - what about you?
There once was a man from Australia,
whose chances of getting a Frost* show were a failure.
He's to far away
For a UK prog band to play.
So he has to suffice with their recorded paraphernalia.
;D ;D ;D
And which one do I follow? L33VEY's I suppose
Eighteen days until Celebr8.2!
I've got my ticket - what about you?
No, it's Wembley for me
Eighteen days until Celebr8.2!
I've got my ticket - what about you?
No, it's Wembley for me
For a nice cup of tea
Eighteen days until Celebr8.2!
I've got my ticket - what about you?
No, it's Wembley for me
For a nice cup of tea
I heard Frost* playing Wembley - what ho(o)! 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) :) ;)
Where'd'the EVIL emoticon go?
Where'd'the EVIL emoticon go?
Some evil peeps are wanting to know,
Where'd'the EVIL emoticon go?
Some evil peeps are wanting to know,
No evil, just twee :-X
Where'd'the EVIL emoticon go?
Some evil peeps are wanting to know,
No evil, just twee ,
And as far as I see,
Where'd'the EVIL emoticon go?
Some evil peeps are wanting to know,
No evil, just twee ,
And as far as I see,
The only colour is yellow.
New website and Heartstrings demo,
New website and Heartstrings demo,
And with that and a link we could all go!
planetfrost.com (http://planetfrost.com)
New website and Heartstrings demo,
And with that and a link we could all go!
planetfrost.com (http://planetfrost.com)
Done sir, with aplomb,
New website and Heartstrings demo,
And with that and a link we could all go!
planetfrost.com
Done sir, with aplomb,
Yes Frost* is the best - we should know
I hear that Jem's finger is healing
I hear that Jem's finger is healing
To play keyboards no longer means squealing?
I hear that Jem's finger is healing
To play keyboards no longer means squealing?
It depends on the patch
I hear that Jem's finger is healing
To play keyboards no longer means squealing?
It depends on the patch
And his underpants (natch)
I hear that Jem's finger is healing
To play keyboards no longer means squealing?
It depends on the patch
And his underpants (natch)
With a biscuit he does it with feeling!
While we eagerly wait "Here's the News"
While we eagerly wait "Here's the News"
I'm thinking of buying new shoes
While we eagerly wait "Here's the News"
I'm thinking of buying new shoes.
They'll go over my socks,
While we eagerly wait "Here's the News"
I'm thinking of buying new shoes.
They'll go over my socks,
After they come out of the box,
While we eagerly wait "Here's the News"
I'm thinking of buying new shoes.
They'll go over my socks,
After they come out of the box,
And they come with a bottle of Booze!
So... who's the next Doctor Who acting lead?
So... who's the next Doctor Who acting lead?
I'll tell you if only you plead,
So... who's the next Doctor Who acting lead?
I'll tell you if only you plead,
I require such compliance,
So... who's the next Doctor Who acting lead?
I'll tell you if only you plead,
I require such compliance,
In the interests of science
So... who's the next Doctor Who acting lead?
I'll tell you if only you plead,
I require such compliance,
In the interests of science,
Though it won't decide "who", I concede.
If the Doc were a member of Frost*
If the Doc were a member of Frost*
He would write odd time riffs as Jem dost,
If the Doc were a member of Frost*
He would write odd time riffs as Jem dost,
His sonic screwdriver
If the Doc were a member of Frost*
He would write odd time riffs as Jem dost,
His sonic screwdriver
Costs more than a fiver
If the Doc were a member of Frost*
He would write odd time riffs as Jem dost,
His sonic screwdriver
Costs more than a fiver
But less than a Kronos would cost.
If Jem were Sir Robin of Loxley
If Jem were Sir Robin of Loxley,
He'd join forces with Hip-Hop's Hank Shocklee*
*http://www.redbullmusicacademy.com/lectures/hank-shocklee--art-brut
If Jem were Sir Robin of Loxley,
He'd join forces with Hip-Hop's Hank Shocklee*
They'd play Irish jigs
If Jem were Sir Robin of Loxley,
He'd join forces with Hip-Hop's Hank Shocklee*
They'd play Irish jigs
At their "twats with hats" gigs,
If Jem were Sir Robin of Loxley,
He'd join forces with Hip-Hop's Hank Shocklee*
They'd play Irish jigs
At their "twats with hats" gigs,
And spout physics like Brian O'Coxly.
The night air is cool in Paris, (the last word pronounced en Français, s'il vous plait)
The night air is cool in Paris,
It fills me with joie de vivre,
Quote from: Rook on June 17, 2013, 10:52:05 PM
The night air is cool in Paris,
It fills me with joie de vivre,
(Blimey, that's some damn funny French they speak down under, mate :o ;))
As opposed to their English? ::)
The night air is cool in Paris,
It fills me with joie de vivre,
The smell of Gauloises
The night air is cool in Paris,
It fills me with joie de vivre,
The smell of Gauloises,
Zooming Citroën cars,
The night air is cool in Paris,
It fills me with joie de vivre,
The smell of Gauloises,
Zooming Citroën cars,
Why would one want to leave?
And our English is just fine thank you very much :P
And our English is just fine thank you very much
We's kan speek & spel as guid as the Dutch
And our English is just fine thank you very much
We's kan speek & spel as guid as the Dutch
Limericks are the problem
And our English is just fine thank you very much
We's kan speek & spel as guid as the Dutch
Limericks are the problem,
So like sweeties, we gobble 'em
#910
And our English is just fine thank you very much
We's kan speek & spel as guid as the Dutch
Limericks are the problem,
So like sweeties, we gobble 'em
While checking out Starsky & Hutch
Though, personally, I prefer The Sopranos
Though, personally, I prefer The Sopranos
Nah, I'd much rather date me some altos
Though, personally, I prefer The Sopranos
Nah, I'd much rather date me some altos
So spot me a tenor,
Though, personally, I prefer The Sopranos
Nah, I'd much rather date me some altos
So spot me a tenor,
And we'll holiday in Zennor,
* http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zennor
Though, personally, I prefer The Sopranos
Nah, I'd much rather date me some altos
So spot me a tenor,
And we'll holiday in Zennor,
And wallow in fresh Cornish guano.
On Friday it's Midsummer's Day
On Friday it's Midsummer's Day,
At Stonehenge I wish Frost* could play,
On Friday it's Midsummer's Day,
At Stonehenge I wish Frost* could play,
For the Druids at dawn,
On Friday it's Midsummer's Day,
At Stonehenge I wish Frost* could play,
For the Druids at dawn,
And the mowers of lawn
On Friday it's Midsummer's Day,
At Stonehenge I wish Frost* could play,
For the Druids at dawn,
And the mowers of lawn
While we chase all the badgers away.
Mitchell needs a couple more bands
Mitchell needs a couple more bands,
Making use of his talented hands,
Mitchell needs a couple more bands,
Making use of his talented hands,
He gets bored with just twenty
Mitchell needs a couple more bands,
Making use of his talented hands,
He gets bored with just twenty
He needs to have plenty
Mitchell needs a couple more bands,
Making use of his talented hands,
He gets bored with just twenty
He needs to have plenty
To assuage his creative demands
Now it's Friday! So cool! Hip-hooray!
Now it's Friday! So cool! Hip-hooray!
And my wedding anni-ver-saray!
Now it's Friday! So cool! Hip-hooray!
And my wedding anni-ver-saray!
Many grats to the Hippos!
Now it's Friday! So cool! Hip-hooray!
And my wedding anni-ver-saray!
Many grats to the Hippos!
I'm sure we should propose
Now it's Friday! So cool! Hip-hooray!
And my wedding anni-ver-saray!
Many grats to the Hippos!
I'm sure we should propose
Champagne on a silver tray
So JM just turned forty (happy birthday if you're reading!)
So JM has just turned forty
So old! He'll be getting all warty!
So JM has just turned forty
So old! He'll be getting all warty!
Oh, so that's what it is!
So JM has just turned forty
So old! He'll be getting all warty!
Oh, so that's what it is!
Rog, don't take the p***!
So JM has just turned forty
So old! He'll be getting all warty!
Oh, so that's what it is!
Rog, don't take the p***!
I was talking 'bout me, you young smarty!
;D
There's not enough hours in the day
There's not enough hours in the day
So while the sun's shining, make hay!
There's not enough hours in the day
So while the sun's shining, make hay!
Then when nightfall arrives
There's not enough hours in the day
So while the sun's shining, make hay!
Then when nightfall arrives
And we break out in hives
There's not enough hours in the day
So while the sun's shining, make hay!
Then when nightfall arrives
And we break out in hives
Praise be for antihistamine spray!
There once was a man with a Cube,
There once was a man with a Cube,
Who video'd stuff for YouTube
There once was a man with a Cube,
Who video'd stuff for YouTube,
Being garrulous and loquacious,
There once was a man with a Cube,
Who video'd stuff for YouTube,
Being garrulous and loquacious
Made his footage bodacious,
There once was a man with a Cube,
Who video'd stuff for YouTube,
Being garrulous and loquacious
Made his footage bodacious,
And a guaranteed lightener of mood.
John Mitchell's quite fond of his Jag,
John Mitchell's quite fond of his Jag,
T'was secured with a boatload of blag,
John Mitchell's quite fond of his Jag,
T'was secured with a boatload of blag,
That's a libelous quote
John Mitchell's quite fond of his Jag,
T'was secured with a boatload of blag,
That's a libelous quote
For it's a rather big boat
John Mitchell's quite fond of his Jag,
T'was secured with a boatload of blag,
That's a libelous quote
For it's a rather big boat
Now calm down kids it's only a gag!
Nath King's a dab-hand on the bass,
Nath King's a dab-hand on the bass,
But brings castanets, just in case
Nath King's a dab-hand on the bass,
But brings castanets, just in case
Clack clickety-clack,
Nath King's a dab-hand on the bass,
But brings castanets, just in case
Clack clickety-clack,
Knick-knickety-knack,
Nath King's a dab-hand on the bass,
But brings castanets, just in case
Clack clickety-clack,
Knick-knickety-knack,
But louder, more like: In your face
My wife's gone to Strat- upon Avon
My wife's gone to Strat- upon Avon
But for a Les Paul she is saving
My wife's gone to Strat- upon Avon
But for a Les Paul she is saving
If she uses the telly
My wife's gone to Strat- upon Avon
But for a Les Paul she is saving
If she uses the telly
She'll see Glastonbury welly
#920
My wife's gone to Strat- upon Avon
But for a Les Paul she is saving
If she uses the telly
She'll see Glastonbury welly
And be thankful for Shakespearean haven.
My hands are covered in paint!
My hands are covered in paint!
But the rest of me thankfully ain't!
My hands are covered in paint!
But the rest of me thankfully ain't!
In the painting of lances*
*Toy ones, for school use
My hands are covered in paint!
But the rest of me thankfully ain't!
In the painting of lances*
For the school sixth form dances
*Toy ones, for school use (seriously Hippo? I don't remember anything like that)
My hands are covered in paint!
But the rest of me thankfully ain't!
In the painting of lances*
For the school sixth form dances
An activity both ancient, and quaint.
I'm sunburnt from gardening today,
*Toy ones, for school use (seriously Hippo? I don't remember anything like that)<jimd>maybe morris/mummer dances?</jimd>
I'm sunburnt from gardening today,
For me, from the beach where I lay
I'm sunburnt from gardening today,
For me, from the beach where I lay
"In England!?" said I,
I'm sunburnt from gardening today,
For me, from the beach where I lay
"In England!?" said I,
It's to do with the sky...
I'm sunburnt from gardening today,
For me, from the beach where I lay
"In England!?" said I,
It's to do with the sky...
Nah, this is Vermont, USA!
It's actually been raining a lot
It's actually been raining a lot
(But I saw on the news, it was hot?)
It's actually been raining a lot
(But I saw on the news, it was hot?)
It's to do with the sky... :D
It's actually been raining a lot
(But I saw on the news, it was hot?)
It's to do with the sky... :D
Whether we're wet or we're dry
It's actually been raining a lot
(But I saw on the news, it was hot?)
It's to do with the sky... :D
Whether we're wet or we're dry,
Or both, said the teetotal Scot.
So, Stones at Glasto: great or crap?
So, Stones at Glasto: great or crap?
Only saw the end (had a nap)
So, Stones at Glasto: great or crap?
Only saw the end (had a nap)
Stonehenge ones are better
So, Stones at Glasto: great or crap?
Only saw the end (had a nap)
Stonehenge ones are better,
Or maybe just wetter,
So, Stones at Glasto: great or crap?
Only saw the end (had a nap)
Stonehenge ones are better,
Or maybe just wetter,
From Rolling around in the sap
I suspect that Keith Richards is dead
I suspect that Keith Richards is dead,
And Mick Jagger has ants in his bed,
I suspect that Keith Richards is dead,
And Mick Jagger has ants in his bed,
Ronnie Wood is a zombie
I suspect that Keith Richards is dead,
And Mick Jagger has ants in his bed,
Ronnie Wood is a zombie
Dressed in Abercrombie
I suspect that Keith Richards is dead,
And Mick Jagger has ants in his bed,
Ronnie Wood is a zombie
Dressed in Abercrombie
With a never-changing barnet on 'is 'ead.
I'm not a super-fan of the Stones,
I'm not a super-fan of the Stones,
Nicked blues as played by old crones,
I'm not a super-fan of the Stones,
Nicked blues as played by old crones,
The Beatles were better
I'm not a super-fan of the Stones,
Nicked blues as played by old crones,
The Beatles were better
They did "Rain" which was wetter
I'm not a super-fan of the Stones,
Nicked blues as played by old crones,
The Beatles were better
They did "Rain" which was wetter
Still, it's better than bagpipes and drones
I'm cooking a stir fry tonight
"I'm cooking a stir fry tonight"
"With red peppers for piquant delight?"
"I'm cooking a stir fry tonight"
"With red peppers for piquant delight?"
There's noodles in there
I'm cooking a stir fry tonight
With red peppers for piquant delight?
There's noodles in there
That look scarily like hair
I'm cooking a stir fry tonight
With red peppers for piquant delight?
There's noodles in there
That look scarily like hair
Well I suppose that they tasted alight
Happy 4th of July to the Yanks
Happy 4th of July to the Yanks
.... Well, you'd think they might have said "thanks"!
Happy 4th of July to the Yanks
.... Well, you'd think they might have said "thanks"!
That's in November,
Happy 4th of July to the Yanks
.... Well, you'd think they might have said "thanks"!
That's in November,
Do you think they'll remember?
Happy 4th of July to the Yanks
.... Well, you'd think they might have said "thanks"!
That's in November,
Do you think they'll remember?
Adding guilt to my hangover deserves spanks!
;D
Over nine-hundred lim'ricks he counted
Over nine-hundred lim'ricks he counted,
And the number just mounted and mounted
Over nine-hundred lim'ricks he counted,
And the number just mounted and mounted,
A grand is in sight,
Over nine-hundred lim'ricks he counted,
And the number just mounted and mounted,
A grand is in sight,
Tomorrow/tonight?
Over nine-hundred lim'ricks he counted,
And the number just mounted and mounted,
A grand is in sight,
Tomorrow/tonight?
Depends on how far we can round it.
That last one was maybe a stretch,
That last one was maybe a stretch,
But with effort, there's rhymes we can fetch
That last one was maybe a stretch,
But with effort, there's rhymes we can fetch
If you give it a wiggle
That last one was maybe a stretch,
But with effort, there's rhymes we can fetch
If you give it a wiggle
Like Ginger to Biggle(s)
#930
That last one was maybe a stretch,
But with effort, there's rhymes we can fetch
If you give it a wiggle
Like Ginger to Biggle(s)
Our places in history we'll etch!
Cor blimey! Weekend was a scorcher!
Cor blimey! Weekend was a scorcher!
And working right now is a torture
Cor blimey! Weekend was a scorcher!
And working right now is a torture
With the fan on full blast
Cor blimey! Weekend was a scorcher!
And working right now is a torture
With the fan on full blast,
The potential is vast,
Cor blimey! Weekend was a scorcher!
And working right now is a torture
With the fan on full blast,
The potential is vast,
For a spin in my open-topped Porsche.
I wish I could own a sports car,
I wish I could own a sports car,
To show off to the lads at the bar,
I wish I could own a sports car,
To show off to the lads at the bar,
The male menopause?
I wish I could own a sports car,
To show off to the lads at the bar,
The male menopause,
Craves Italian two-doors
I wish I could own a sports car,
To show off to the lads at the bar,
The male menopause,
Craves Italian two-doors
And a girlfriend, too young by too far
The wrongful assumption that when,
The wrongful assumption that when,
Bright purple is multiplied by ten
The wrongful assumption that when,
Bright purple is multiplied by ten,
That one's runcible hat
The wrongful assumption that when,
Bright purple is multiplied by ten,
That one's runcible hat
Won't make one look fat,
The wrongful assumption that when,
Bright purple is multiplied by ten,
That one's runcible hat
Won't make one look fat,
Zen
My daughter says "let's wax his back"
My daughter says "let's wax his back",
But I plead "please don't depilate our yak!"
My daughter says "let's wax his back",
But I plead "please don't depilate our yak!"
So we both shave the horse,
My daughter says "let's wax his back",
But I plead "please don't depilate our yak!"
So we both shave the horse,
With the aid of The Force
My daughter says "let's wax his back",
But I plead "please don't depilate our yak!"
So we both shave the horse,
With the aid of The Force
And deposit the hair in a sack.
We send the horse-hair-sack to Rome
My daughter says "let's wax his back",
But I plead "please don't depilate our yak!"
So we both shave the horse,
With the aid of The Force
And deposit the hair in a sack.
We send the horse-hair-sack to Rome
with a cracking horse-hair-back-comb
We send the horse-hair-sack to Rome
with a cracking horse-hair-back-comb
For the Pope and his mates
We send the horse-hair-sack to Rome
with a cracking horse-hair-back-comb
The roads all lead there,
Split!
We send the horse-hair-sack to Rome
with a cracking horse-hair-back-comb
The roads all lead there,
(They're all paved with horse-hair)
We send the horse-hair-sack to Rome
with a cracking horse-hair-back-comb
For the Pope and his mates
Who will all postulate
We send the horse-hair-sack to Rome
with a cracking horse-hair-back-comb
The roads all lead there,
(They're all paved with horse-hair)
Around a roman horse-hair snow dome
We send the horse-hair-sack to Rome
with a cracking horse-hair-back-comb
For the Pope and his mates
Who will all postulate
Around a roman horse-hair snow dome
It's a bit hot for snow here today....
It's a bit hot for snow here today,
Neither deep, crisp, nor even shall it lay,
It's a bit hot for snow here today,
Neither deep, crisp, nor even shall it lay,
Too bad for King Steve,
It's a bit hot for snow here today,
Neither deep, crisp, nor even shall it lay,
Too bad for King Steve,
He will just have to leave,
It's a bit hot for snow here today,
Neither deep, crisp, nor even shall it lay,
Too bad for King Steve,
He will just have to leave,
And who the hell's he, anyway?
The week end just can't come too soon
The week end just can't come too soon'
With its bright skies and slim crescent moon*
*http://www.moonconnection.com/moon_phases_calendar.phtml
The week end just can't come too soon'
With its bright skies and slim crescent moon,
And when I see Venus,
;)
The week end just can't come too soon'
With its bright skies and slim crescent moon,
And when I see Venus,
(Your wink doth demean us)
>:( ;)
The week end just can't come too soon'
With its bright skies and slim crescent moon,
And when I see Venus,
(Your wink doth demean us)
We'll listen to King Crimson's "Groon"
But! A problem! I don't have that track,
But! A problem! I don't have that track,
Don't worry, it's probably cack
But! A problem! I don't have that track,
Don't worry, it's probably cack
It features Bob Fripp
But! A problem! I don't have that track,
Don't worry, it's probably cack
It features Bob Fripp,
His guitaring's a trip!
But! A problem! I don't have that track,
Don't worry, it's probably cack
It features Bob Fripp,
His guitaring's a trip,
When he isn't out waxing his yak.
I'm so keen for Frost* three, four and five,
I'm so keen for Frost* three, four and five,
That I've started to do the hand jive
I'm so keen for Frost* three, four and five,
That I've started to do the hand jive,
Whilst out riding my bison
I'm so keen for Frost* three, four and five,
That I've started to do the hand jive,
Whilst out riding my bison
Round the Cube (with the ice on)
#940
I'm so keen for Frost* three, four and five,
That I've started to do the hand jive,
Whilst out riding my bison
Round the Cube (with the ice on)
Until the new albums arrive.
This new cattle obsession is odd,
This new cattle obsession is odd,
But it helps when the rhymes are a sod,
This new cattle obsession is odd,
But it helps when the rhymes are a sod,
ruminants bovine
This new cattle obsession is odd,
But it helps when the rhymes are a sod,
ruminants bovine
Pop up from time-to-time,
This new cattle obsession is odd,
But it helps when the rhymes are a sod,
ruminants bovine
Pop up from time-to-time,
And I'm starting to love them, by God!
We Frosties are a canny old bunch,
We Frosties are a canny old bunch,
Especially when it comes to lunch
We Frosties are a canny old bunch,
Especially when it comes to lunch
We start with a biscuit
We Frosties are a canny old bunch,
Especially when it comes to lunch
We start with a biscuit
and moove onto Brisket
We Frosties are a canny old bunch,
Especially when it comes to lunch
We start with a biscuit
and moove onto Brisket
finish up with a big banana munch!
In this heatwave, Frost*ies stay cool! 8)
In this heatwave, Frost*ies stay cool!
'Cause we're the coolest prog fans as a rule.
In this heatwave, Frost*ies stay cool!
'Cause we're the coolest prog fans as a rule.
we are coolest cubed [cool*3]
In this heatwave, Frost*ies stay cool!
'Cause we're the coolest prog fans as a rule.
we are coolest cubed [cool3]
the proof's been youtubed
In this heatwave, Frost*ies stay cool!
'Cause we're the coolest prog fans as a rule.
we are coolest cubed [cool3]
the proof's been youtubed
We support our fave bands like a newel*
87654321...
*http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Newel
87654321...
This weather is still sticky & hot
87654321...
This weather is still sticky & hot
a huge thunderstorm
87654321...
This weather is still sticky & hot
a huge thunderstorm
rendered my lawn reborn
87654321...
This weather is still sticky & hot
a huge thunderstorm
rendered my lawn reborn
my grass and weeds... lawn it is not!
JMs Blog-Rambles are great!
JMs Blog-Rambles are great!
They ramble right out of the gate,
JMs Blog-Rambles are great!
They ramble right out of the gate,
Like a thoroughbred filly,
JMs Blog-Rambles are great!
They ramble right out of the gate,
Like a thoroughbred filly,
Or a drunken hill billy,
JMs Blog-Rambles are great!
They ramble right out of the gate,
Like a thoroughbred filly,
Or a drunken hill billy,
Or a...damn, it's the end, I'm too late!
<!-- I'm now going to repeat a previous first line of mine which seemed to have been poetically misinterpreted by an ellipsis :D; I hope the Frost*ies rules allow this :) -->
Eight-Seven-Six-Five-Four-Three-Two-One,
Eight-Seven-Six-Five-Four-Three-Two-One,
Quick, cut the red wire and foil the bomber
:)
Eight-Seven-Six-Five-Four-Three-Two-One,
Quick, cut the red wire and foil the bomber
Wha, wha, wha, wha?
Eight-Seven-Six-Five-Four-Three-Two-One,
Quick, cut the red wire and foil the bomber
Wha, wha, wha, wha?
Juggernaut -na-na-na!!!!
Eight-Seven-Six-Five-Four-Three-Two-One,
Quick, cut the red wire and foil the bomber
Wha, wha, wha, wha?
Juggernaut -na-na-na!!!!
Then ride into he sunset on the back of a llama.
Cue closing music, end titles, fade to black.
Cue closing music, end titles, fade to black.
And give all the extras the sack
Cue closing music, end titles, fade to black.
And give all the extras the sack
Now here is the news,
Cue closing music, end titles, fade to black.
And give all the extras the sack
Now here is the news,
Milliontown has new shoes
Cue closing music, end titles, fade to black.
And give all the extras the sack
Now here is the news,
Milliontown has new shoes,
After Jem polished 'em up in his shack.
Well, The Cube is more like a shrine, ;)
Well, The Cube is more like a shrine,
I wish everything in it was mine,
Well, The Cube is more like a shrine,
I wish everything in it was mine,
A shoe shrine you say?
Well, The Cube is more like a shrine,
I wish everything in it was mine,
A shoe shrine you say?
Where my wife goes to pray,
Well, The Cube is more like a shrine,
I wish everything in it was mine,
A shoe shrine you say?
Where my wife goes to pray,
Good for heeling the sole and there's wine
Looking forward to that DVD
Looking forward to that DVD,
So tasty when spread with ripe Brie,
Looking forward to that DVD,
So tasty when spread with ripe Brie,
The content's not cheesy,
Looking forward to that DVD,
So tasty when spread with ripe Brie,
The content's not cheesy,
Hope Jem finds it easy
Looking forward to that DVD,
So tasty when spread with ripe Brie,
The content's not cheesy,
Hope Jem finds it easy
To get on with Frost* #3
Our Espen's got reason to cheer ;)
Our Espen's got reason to cheer,
Won't somebody buy him a beer?
Our Espen's got reason to cheer,
Won't somebody buy him a beer?
He bought his own track
Our Espen's got reason to cheer,
Won't somebody buy him a beer?
He bought his own track,
So now can walk back,
#950
Our Espen's got reason to cheer,
Won't somebody buy him a beer?
He bought his own track,
So now can walk back,
With his head held up high - Hear! Hear!
So our DVD is now done
So our DVD is now done,
It will be a Frost*load of fun,
So our DVD is now done,
It will be a Frost*load of fun,
So sit yourself down,
So our DVD is now done,
It will be a Frost*load of fun,
So sit yourself down,
Enjoy Milliontown,
So our DVD is now done,
It will be a Frost*load of fun,
So sit yourself down,
Enjoy Milliontown,
With a nice cup of tea and a bun.
I wonder if Craig will play jazz
I wonder if Craig will play jazz
With his usual panache and pizazz?
I wonder if Craig will play jazz
With his usual panache and pizazz?
with a ratamacue
I wonder if Craig will play jazz
With his usual panache and pizazz?
with a ratamacue
and a rat, tat, tat, too
I wonder if Craig will play jazz
With his usual panache and pizazz?
with a ratamacue
and a rat, tat, tat, too,
On the side of that pram that he has.
There are Frosties all over the world,
There are Frosties all over the world,
Flying "Rawk!" flags forever unfurled,
There are Frosties all over the world,
Flying "Rawk!" flags forever unfurled,
There's pram in the wedge,
There are Frosties all over the world,
Flying "Rawk!" flags forever unfurled,
There's pram in the wedge,
And meat on the ledge,
There are Frosties all over the world,
Flying "Rawk!" flags forever unfurled,
There's pram in the wedge,
And meat on the ledge,
Until all our mustaches are curled.
Fine purveyors of "Maximum Rock"
Fine purveyors of "Maximum Rock",
In Blackpool, they have lots in stock,
Fine purveyors of "Maximum Rock",
In Blackpool, they have lots in stock,
Plus a dirty, great tower
Fine purveyors of "Maximum Rock",
In Blackpool, they have lots in stock,
Plus a dirty, great tower
and occasional shower?
Fine purveyors of "Maximum Rock",
In Blackpool, they have lots in stock,
Plus a dirty, great tower
and occasional shower?
To wash all the stink off my sock.
So what would you give for a peek,
So what would you give for a peek,
I'd probably check with the drummer
:P
So what would you give for a peek,
I'd probably check with the drummer
(Oh, you rhymed it with "comma"!)
So what would you give for a peek,
I'd probably check with the drummer
(Oh, you rhymed it with "comma"!)
Guilty, your Honor!
So what would you give for a peek,
I'd probably check with the drummer
(Oh, you rhymed it with "comma"!)
Guilty, your Honor!
Whereas now I'm completely stuffed, whatever I try and end the bloody limerick with.
Moon Safari at The Peel anyone?
Moon Safari at The Peel anyone?
Some nice tunes down in south-west London,
Moon Safari at The Peel anyone?
Some nice tunes down in south-west London,
But what's on in New York?
Moon Safari at The Peel anyone?
Some nice tunes down in south-west London,
But what's on in New York?
Heersh ka beer, bork bork bork!
Moon Safari at The Peel anyone?
Some nice tunes down in south-west London,
But what's on in New York?
Heersh ka beer, bork bork bork!
These Lim'ricks are coming undone.
I question the count of 900
I question the count of 900,
Don't question, just count them, you dunderh'd,
I question the count of 900,
Don't question, just count them, you dunderh'd,
He'll run out of fingers!
I question the count of 900,
Don't question, just count them, you dunderh'd,
He'll run out of fingers!
But won't need backing singers
I question the count of 900,
Don't question, just count them, you dunderh'd,
He'll run out of fingers!
But won't need backing singers
Just some jazz that's been mercilessly Blundered.
So Frost* is now on the wagon (http://www.hornby.com/shop/rolling-stock/freight-rolling-stock/r6628-graffiti-wagon)
So Frost* is now on the wagon
which calls for a rather big flagon!
So Frost* is now on the wagon
which calls for a rather big flagon!
Which flag should we use?
So Frost* is now on the wagon
which calls for a rather big flagon!
Which flag should we use?
One with reds, whites and blues?
So Frost* is now on the wagon
which calls for a rather big flagon!
Which flag should we use?
One with reds, whites and blues?
No:-
I buggered up that last post, big time (I did, it was supposed to be 1, gif ::) ::) :'()
:) How's this?
So Frost* is now on the wagon
which calls for a rather big flagon!
Which flag should we use?
One with reds, whites and blues?
No the one with the big scarlet dragon.
Yo Owen, you owe a new opener
Bloody hell, can I do nothing right?
ok
there once was a cretin called Owen
Oh crikey. A three-way split.
Yo Owen, you owe a new opener
It's the chance you've always been hoping fer
Bloody hell, can I do nothing right?
Don't worry - we've answered your plight
There once was a cretin called Owen
Who wrote a now world-famous poem
Yo Owen, you owe a new opener
It's the chance you've always been hoping fer
you can finish all three
Bloody hell, can I do nothing right?
Don't worry - we've answered your plight
you've a trio of rhymes
There once was a cretin called Owen
Who wrote a now world-famous poem
whilst inspiring two more
Yo Owen, you owe a new opener
It's the chance you've always been hoping fer
You can finish all three
Then nip out for a pee,
Bloody hell, can I do nothing right?
Don't worry - we've answered your plight
You've a trio of rhymes,
To complete in short times,
There once was a cretin called Owen
Who wrote a now world-famous poem
Whilst inspiring two more,
Though the rhyming was substandard,
Yo Owen, you owe a new opener
It's the chance you've always been hoping fer
You can finish all three
Then nip out for a pee,
Ok, if you think so then, governor
Bloody hell, can I do nothing right?
Don't worry - we've answered your plight
You've a trio of rhymes,
To complete in short times,
It's a pity it's all total....
#960
There once was a cretin called Owen
Who wrote a now world-famous poem
Whilst inspiring two more,
Though the rhyming was substandard,
The number of which was a-growing
Right, let's start out again to write verse
Right, let's start out again to write verse
Which won't make us all cuss, swear or curse
Right, let's start out again to write verse
Which won't make us all cuss, swear or curse
Thuck fat for a start
Right, let's start out again to write verse
Which won't make us all cuss, swear or curse
Thuck fat for a start
Poo! Bottom! And fart!
Right, let's start out again to write verse
Which won't make us all cuss, swear or curse
Thuck fat for a start
Poo! Bottom! And fart!
And other such things that are worse
My dog has just eaten my sock
My dog has just eaten my sock
What, in anger? Or luncheon ad-hoc?
My dog has just eaten my sock
What, in anger? Or luncheon ad-hoc?
It won't do him good
My dog has just eaten my sock
What, in anger? Or luncheon ad-hoc?
It won't do him good,
And it's well understood,
My dog has just eaten my sock
What, in anger? Or luncheon ad-hoc?
It won't do him good,
And it's well understood,
His intestines the rogue hose will block.
(That's one we can all be proud of: the best in weeks ... ;))
I rose at four thirty this morn,
I rose at four thirty this morn,
Which is why I must stifle a yawn,
I rose at four thirty this morn,
Which is why I must stifle a yawn,
To watch the sun rise?
I rose at four thirty this morn,
Which is why I must stifle a yawn,
To watch the sun rise,
Through still bleary eyes?
I rose at four thirty this morn,
Which is why I must stifle a yawn,
To watch the sun rise,
Through still bleary eyes,
And to blow on my new Alpine Horn.
I think that my neighbors are mad,
I think that my neighbours are mad,
They said that Frost* music is bad,
I think that my neighbours are mad,
They said that Frost* music is bad,
For they prefer Bach,
I think that my neighbours are mad,
They said that Frost* music is bad,
For they prefer Bach,
To moons that are dark
I think that my neighbours are mad,
They said that Frost* music is bad,
For they prefer Bach,
To moons that are dark
And long solos are not to be had.
It's just rained all over my washing
It's just rained all over my washing
So now in my socks I am sloshing.
It's just rained all over my washing
So now in my socks I am sloshing.
Your gusset is moist?
It's just rained all over my washing
So now in my socks I am sloshing.
Your gusset is moist?
Get your line out and hoist
It's just rained all over my washing
So now in my socks I am sloshing.
Your gusset is moist?
Get your line out and hoist
Our Pedro for his sexual joshing.
There's a man in my street who goes Clang!
There's a man in my street who goes Clang!
And this morning he brought the whole gang...
There's a man in my street who goes Clang!
And this morning he brought the whole gang...
with a clonk and a clank
There's a man in my street who goes Clang!
And this morning he brought the whole gang...
with a clonk and a clank
it sounds like a tank
There's a man in my street who goes Clang!
And this morning he brought the whole gang...
with a clonk and a clank
it sounds like a tank
Or perhaps P'tang, Yang, Kipperbang?
....Uhhh! I've just had some good noodles
...Uhhh! I've just had some good noodles (I see what you did there :)))
and followed them with seven strudels
...Uhhh! I've just had some good noodles,
and followed them with seven strudels.
Now my belly is sore,
...Uhhh! I've just had some good noodles,
and followed them with seven strudels.
Now my belly is sore,
But I'm desperate for more
...Uhhh! I've just had some good noodles,
and followed them with seven strudels.
Now my belly is sore,
But I'm desperate for more
I want oodles and oodles and oodles ;D ;D ;D ;D
There once was a prog band from Norwich*
*I actually know of no prog bands from Norwich, in fact know of no bands at all from said city; it just seemed like a good opener...
There once was a prog band from Norwich*
Who's bassist was living in Horwich
There once was a prog band from Norwich*
Who's bassist was living in Horwich
Both made up, you see,
There once was a prog band from Norwich
Whose bassist was living in Horwich
Both made up, you see
Not reality
(I'm surprised you let the 'Who's' go by, TA! ;))
There once was a prog band from Norwich
Whose bassist was living in Horwich
Both made up, you see,
Not reality,
Phantoms constructed of porridge.
(I'm surprised you let the 'Who's' go by, TA! ;))
(So am I, DS: shocking, utterly shocking. I shall reprimand myself severely)
TA needs a jolly good spank,
(Steady, Frost*ies; steady ;))
TA needs a jolly good spank,
For missing my bad grammar he can thank*
*I'm blaming the auto complete software :P
TA needs a jolly good spank,
For missing my bad grammar he can thank*
you're spank is rite hear
TA needs a jolly good spank,
For missing my bad grammar he can thank*
you're spank is rite hear
Six whacks on the rear
TA needs a jolly good spank,
For missing my bad grammar he can thank*
you're spank is rite hear
Six whacks on the rear
Administered with a VERY large plank.
Word order funny is - who is Yoda?
Word order funny is - who is Yoda?
Little lad: drinks whisky and soda
Word order funny is - who is Yoda?
Little lad: drinks whisky and soda
800 years old
Word order funny is - who is Yoda?
Little lad: drinks whisky and soda
800 years old,
He's awfully bold,
#960
Word order funny is - who is Yoda?
Little lad: drinks whisky and soda
800 years old,
He's awfully bold,
And talks does he gibberish, quite a loada.
This weekend I'll see Moon Safari
Word order funny is - who is Yoda?
Little lad: drinks whisky and soda
800 years old,
He's awfully bold,
And talks does he gibberish, quite a loada.
This weekend I'll see Moon Safari
I'll be drinking a soda and Campari
This weekend I'll see Moon Safari
I'll be drinking a soda and Campari
I'm going shopping :(
This weekend I'll see Moon Safari
I'll be drinking a soda and Campari
I'm going shopping
I'll be bar-hopping
This weekend I'll see Moon Safari
I'll be drinking a soda and Campari
I'm going shopping
I'll be bar-hopping
Wearing galoshes and sari.
First letters of this rhyme spell Frost*!
First letters of this rhyme spell Frost*!
Right, but at some lyrical cost,
First letters of this rhyme spell Frost*!
Right, but at some lyrical cost,
One problem exists
First letters of this rhyme spell Frost*!
Right, but at some lyrical cost,
One problem exists:
Sixth char: Frost*erisk!
First letters of this rhyme spell Frost*!
Right, but at some lyrical cost,
One problem exists:
Sixth char: Frost*erisk!
Though in a lym'rick the sixth line is lost!
* unless you cheat and write more....
* unless you cheat and write more....
No Sir, or we'll show you the door
* unless you cheat and write more....
No Sir, or we'll show you the door
Begone, ye foul fiend!
* unless you cheat and write more....
No Sir, or we'll show you the door
Begone, ye foul fiend!
Well, that's a bit mean.
* unless you cheat and write more....
No Sir, or we'll show you the door
Begone, ye foul fiend!
Well, that's a bit mean
Come-come now, let's not start a war!
A Limerick's five lines are fine
A Limerick's five lines are fine
Four more, and then you'd have nine
A Limerick's five lines are fine
Four more, and then you'd have nine
it ain't a haiku
A Limerick's five lines are fine
Four more, and then you'd have nine
it ain't a haiku,
There's lots more to chew,
A Limerick's five lines are fine
Four more, and then you'd have nine
it ain't a haiku,
There's lots more to chew,
Though its harder to do with fine wine
Not that I've drunk any of that stuff tonight
Not that I've drunk any of that stuff tonight
Don't worry, we believe you all right,
Not that I've drunk any of that stuff tonight
Don't worry, we believe you all right,
Worm cathedral is earthy,
Not that I've drunk any of that stuff tonight
Don't worry, we believe you all right,
Worm cathedral is earthy,
with sticks by Vic Firth, he
Not that I've drunk any of that stuff tonight
Don't worry, we believe you all right,
Worm cathedral is earthy,
with sticks by Vic Firth, he's
Gotta be fresh from the fight.
I'm watching Homes Under the Hammer
I'm watching Homes Under the Hammer
"Buy Nike Trainers" says the spammer
I'm watching Homes Under the Hammer
"Buy Nike Trainers" says the spammer
It's a life filled with leisure
I'm watching Homes Under the Hammer
"Buy Nike Trainers" says the spammer
It's a life filled with leisure
Sound like nothing but pleasure
I'm watching Homes Under the Hammer
"Buy Nike Trainers" says the spammer
It's a life filled with leisure
Sound like nothing but pleasure
And by George she's a bad mama jama
It's taken a long time to reply
It's taken a long time to reply
we're probably all eating pie
It's taken a long time to reply
we're probably all eating pie
I'm cooking spaghetti
It's taken a long time to reply
we're probably all eating pie
I'm cooking spaghetti
In water quite wetty,
It's taken a long time to reply
we're probably all eating pie
I'm cooking spaghetti
In water quite wetty,
And wiping the sauce from my eye.
The nets full of ne'er-do-wells,
The nets full of ne'er-do-wells,
Reserved for them: the hottest of hell's
The nets full of ne'er-do-wells,
Reserved for them: the hottest of hell's
fingers glued together
The nets full of ne'er-do-wells,
Reserved for them: the hottest of hell's
fingers glued together
plus the smack of leather
The nets full of ne'er-do-wells,
Reserved for them: the hottest of hells
fingers glued together
plus the smack of leather
And TA's cycling top, 'cos it smells.
Will the Frost* Reports be seen again?
Will the Frost* Reports be seen again?
Will we get a new album, and when?
(In your own time, of course Jem. It just fit the lim'rick )
Will the Frost* Reports be seen again?
Will we get a new album, and when?
the answer my friend is blowing in the wind
Do you think that I know?
The nets full of ne'er-do-wells,
Reserved for them: the hottest of hells
fingers glued together
plus the smack of leather
And TA's cycling top, 'cos it smells.
(Hey - have you been talking to my wife? My cycling tops do get somewhat whiffy after a few 70-100km rides without a wash, but I just think that adds to my overall aura of, err, manliness. Then again, I did put on my freshly laundered long-sleeved top for today's commute ride, since it's starting to get a tad chilly.)
Will the Frost* Reports be seen again?
Will we get a new album, and when?
Have patience, my dears,
[oops, split alert]
Will the Frost* Reports be seen again?
Will we get a new album, and when?
Have patience, my dears,
Be it weeks, months or years
Will the Frost* Reports be seen again?
Will we get a new album, and when?
Do you think that I know?
Well you could have a go?
#970
Will the Frost* Reports be seen again?
Will we get a new album, and when?
Do you think that I know?
Well you could have a go?
Just get down and pray Frost*ies - say "Amen"
Will the Frost* Reports be seen again?
Will we get a new album, and when?
Have patience, my dears,
Be it weeks, months or years
Just get down and pray Frost*ies - say "Amen"
My DVD's on pre pre-order with Nellie
My DVD's on pre pre-order with Nellie
It'll be good music-food for my telly
My DVD's on pre pre-order with Nellie
It'll be good music-food for my telly
My TV's appetite
My DVD's on pre pre-order with Nellie
It'll be good music-food for my telly
My TV's appetite
Is voracious all right,
My DVD's on pre pre-order with Nellie
It'll be good music-food for my telly
My TV's appetite
Is voracious all right,
Biscuits are nicer than jelly
So Sid's done a Class-A1 job
So Sid's done a Class-A1 job
(But alas, I don't know Sid from Bob),
*Good job Sid! (who-is-he-and-what-did-he-do?)
So Sid's done a Class-A1 job
(But alas, I don't know Sid from Bob),
He's good with spray paint,
*Good job Sid! (who-is-he-and-what-did-he-do?)
[/quote]
Quote from: Trapezium Artist on October 11, 2013, 09:28:03 AM
*Good job Sid! (who-is-he-and-what-did-he-do?)
Think trains....................
Quote from: Mikey on October 12, 2013, 08:46:52 AM
Think trains....................
Oh, I got that from T.A.'s clue; I had stopped reading the model train thread, but knew of the first couple of posts so the "spray paint" line was enough that I knew where to look.
So Sid's done a Class-A1 job
(But alas, I don't know Sid from Bob),
He's good with spray paint,
But a vandal he ain't,
So Sid's done a Class-A1 job
(But alas, I don't know Sid from Bob),
He's good with spray paint,
But a vandal he ain't,
He's the Sir Nigel Gresley of Prog!
No really, I'm not a train-spotter
No really, I'm not a train-spotter
Nor even a Hornby paint dotter
No really, I'm not a train-spotter
Nor even a Hornby paint dotter
An audacious stunt!
No really, I'm not a train-spotter
Nor even a Hornby paint dotter
An audacious stunt!
A kind of prog treasure hunt!
No really, I'm not a train-spotter
Nor even a Hornby paint dotter
An audacious stunt!
A kind of prog treasure hunt!
With silk capes and a nicely stuffed otter.
Taxidermy is such a fine hobby,
Taxidermy is such a fine hobby,
I've a corking stuffed house elf named "Dobby",
Taxidermy is such a fine hobby,
I've a corking stuffed house elf named "Dobby",
Does he plug up your merlot?
Taxidermy is such a fine hobby,
I've a corking stuffed house elf named "Dobby",
Does he plug up your merlot?
Wind him up, watch him go,
Taxidermy is such a fine hobby,
I've a corking stuffed house elf named "Dobby",
Does he plug up your merlot?
Wind him up, watch him go,
Winding his second hand down to the lobby.
There may be a bit of a Saga,
There may be a bit of a Saga,
So you'd better sit down with a lager
There may be a bit of a Saga,
So you'd better sit down with a lager
Norse gods being bad,
There may be a bit of a Saga,
So you'd better sit down with a lager
Norse gods being bad,
Th' Elder Edda's quite rad
There may be a bit of a Saga,
So you'd better sit down with a lager
Norse gods being bad,
Th' Elder Edda's quite rad
Read them all, keeping warm by the Aga*
So 'tis autumn in our hemisphere here
*other range-type cookers are available
So 'tis autumn in our hemisphere here
And Storm Jude will be blowing, I fear,
So 'tis autumn in our hemisphere here
And Storm Jude will be blowing, I fear,
We've had a few flurries
So 'tis autumn in our hemisphere here
And Storm Jude will be blowing, I fear,
We've had a few flurries
But the Ausiies? "No worries"
So 'tis autumn in our hemisphere here
And Storm Jude will be blowing, I fear,
We've had a few flurries
But the Ausiies? "No worries,
Start the barbie and pass me a beer."
But we hope you all weather the gale,
But we hope you all weather the gale
And don't find your brolly setting sail
But we hope you all weather the gale,
And don't find your brolly setting sail
For climes sweet and calm,
But we hope you all weather the gale,
And don't find your brolly setting sail
For climes sweet and calm
Along with your arm!
But we hope you all weather the gale,
And don't find your brolly setting sail
For climes sweet and calm
Along with your arm!
For the cool kids would all shout out "Fail!"
So halloween came...and then went
So halloween came...and then went
That's generally how time is spent,
So halloween came...and then went
That's generally how time is spent
Can one get in time debt?
So halloween came...and then went
That's generally how time is spent
Can one get in time debt?
Like the FTL set,
(http://hyperioncantos.wikia.com/wiki/Time_debt)
So halloween came...and then went
That's generally how time is spent
Can one get in time debt?
Like the FTL set,
Or will the space time continuum be rent?
Meanwhile, back at the ranch
Meanwhile, back at the ranch,
I have thousands of almonds to blanch,
Meanwhile, back at the ranch,
I have thousands of almonds to blanch,
Beware cyanide,
Meanwhile, back at the ranch,
I have thousands of almonds to blanch,
Beware cyanide,
It could tan your hide
#980
Meanwhile, back at the ranch,
I have thousands of almonds to blanch,
Beware cyanide,
It could tan your hide
But then so could six whacks with a branch
Sometimes the first line is quite tough
Sometimes the first line is quite tough,
One tries to show wit off he cuff,
Sometimes the first line is quite tough,
One tries to show wit off he cuff,
Though the spelling is rough,
Sometimes the first line is quite tough,
One tries to show wit off he cuff,
Though the spelling is rough,
And the rhymes sometimes duff
Sometimes the first line is quite tough,
One tries to show wit off he cuff,
Though the spelling is rough,
And the rhymes sometimes duff,
There are times when enough is enough.
Forgive me; I ballsed that one up,
Forgive me; I ballsed that one up,
Might have passed, if not viewed so closeup
Forgive me; I ballsed that one up,
Might have passed, if not viewed so closeup,
Why thank you, kind sir,
Forgive me; I ballsed that one up,
Might have passed, if not viewed so closeup,
Why thank you, kind sir,
Hey, mistakes do occur
Forgive me; I ballsed that one up,
Might have passed, if not viewed so closeup,
Why thank you, kind sir,
Hey, mistakes do occur
Many a slip twixt lip and cup.
Erring's human; forgiving's divine,
Erring's human; forgiving's divine
You must sure where to draw the line
Erring's human; forgiving's divine
You must (be?) sure where to draw the line
For if dogma hits karma
Erring's human; forgiving's divine
You must (be?) sure where to draw the line
For if dogma hits karma
The world won't be calmer,
Erring's human; forgiving's divine
You must (be?) sure where to draw the line
For if dogma hits karma
The world won't be calmer,
It will, with a bottle of wine
For preference a nice glass of red
For preference a nice glass of red
which sadly, goes straight to my head.
For preference a nice glass of red
which sadly, goes straight to my head.
It spins in five-eight,
For preference a nice glass of red
which sadly, goes straight to my head.
It spins in five-eight,
With an ungainly gait,
For preference a nice glass of red
which sadly, goes straight to my head.
It spins in five-eight,
With an ungainly gait,
Ren'dring me horizontal in bed!
Is prog a good hangover cure?
Is prog a good hangover cure?
There's only one way to be sure
Is prog a good hangover cure?
There's only one way to be sure
Moog solos prescribed
Is prog a good hangover cure?
There's only one way to be sure
Moog solos prescribed
Sooth indulgence imbibed
Is prog a good hangover cure?
There's only one way to be sure
Moog solos prescribed
Sooth indulgence imbibed
Of a vintage seventy four.
Once, the masses thought Prog Rock was "cool"
Once, the masses thought Prog Rock was "cool"
Twice I dreamed of my own swimming pool 8) 8)
Once, the masses thought Prog Rock was "cool"
Twice I dreamed of my own swimming pool
With a mellotron bar
Once, the masses thought Prog Rock was "cool"
Twice I dreamed of my own swimming pool
With a mellotron bar
And a bass pedal car
Once, the masses thought Prog Rock was "cool"
Twice I dreamed of my own swimming pool
With a mellotron bar
And a bass pedal car
Thrice forgetting to get up for school...
Frost*ival - a virtual gig?
Frost*ival - a virtual gig?
If it happens we'll all dance a jig!
Frost*ival - a virtual gig?
If it happens we'll all dance a jig!
With a mellotron bar
Frost*ival - a virtual gig?
If it happens we'll all dance a jig!
With a mellotron bar
We'd all jump in the car
Frost*ival - a virtual gig?
If it happens we'll all dance a jig!
With a mellotron bar
We'd all jump in the car
My goodness, it'd have to be big.
Saw these guys (http://beak.bandcamp.com) in Paris this week,
Saw these guys in Paris this week,
It's a strange name for a band, is "Beak"
Saw these guys (http://beak.bandcamp.com) in Paris this week,
It's a strange name for a band, is "Beak"
You left off the >,
(and the link :P)
Saw these guys (http://beak.bandcamp.com) in Paris this week,
It's a strange name for a band, is "Beak"
You left off the >
and <'d the ":-V"
Saw these guys (http://beak.bandcamp.com) in Paris this week,
It's a strange name for a band, is "Beak"
You left off the >
and <'d the ":-V"
Which made that last couplet unique
Phil Collins plays drums left hand-ed
Phil Collins plays drums left hand-ed
In a group that have long been disbanded
Phil Collins plays drums left hand-ed
In a group that have long been disbanded
They soon may be back
Phil Collins plays drums left hand-ed,
In a group that have long been disbanded,
They soon may be back,
Some dosh new to stack,
Phil Collins plays drums left hand-ed,
In a group that have long been disbanded,
They soon may be back,
Some dosh new to stack,
With some old crap cleverly rebranded
It's Mrs O's birthday tomorrow
It's Mrs O's birthday tomorrow
Celebrate with some beer, p'raps Sapporo?
It's Mrs O's birthday tomorrow
Celebrate with some beer, p'raps Sapporo?
A Poirot, you say?
It's Mrs O's birthday tomorrow
Celebrate with some beer, p'raps Sapporo?
A Poirot, you say?
A herculean day!
#990
It's Mrs O's birthday tomorrow
Celebrate with some beer, p'raps Sapporo?
A Poirot, you say?
A herculean day!
To banish her year-older sorrow.
Old ISON has fizzled away,
Old ISON has fizzled away,
To many astronomers' dismay
Old ISON has fizzled away,
To many astronomers' dismay
But fret not, my friends,
Old ISON has fizzled away,
To many astronomers' dismay
But fret not, my friends,
Fresh starts follow ends,
Old ISON has fizzled away,
To many astronomers' dismay,
But fret not, my friends,
Fresh starts follow ends,
Rosetta will soon be at play.
She'll soon be awaking, you see,
She'll soon be awaking, you see,
To drop off the lander, Philae*,
*Is this correct TA? http://www.howjsay.com/index.php?word=philae
She'll soon be awaking, you see,
To drop off the lander, Philae*,
Down onto the ice,
*Is this correct TA? http://www.howjsay.com/index.php?word=philae
Cowabunga, JimD: unwittingly, you have put the cat well and truly among the pigeons here at ESA. We have all always said "Fee-lay" and so to think that it might actually be "Fy-lee" has caused some turmoil as I walked up and down the corridor testing people, including the project scientist. We'll check with an Egyptian, but in the meantime I have to stand up in front of a bunch of journalists at a media briefing on the mission next Tuesday in Germany to describe the mission, and know now that I'll stumble when that word comes up :o
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EDIT: Have done a bit of research, even to the extent of watching several YouTube videos with people taking tours around the Philae temple complex in Egypt and listening carefully to the local guides. It appears as though both Fee-lay and Fy-lee are used, along with Fi-lay and Fi-lee. Could be because this is the Greek name for the site and not native for Egyptians. In ancient Egyptian, it was Pilak or P'aaleq, but how's they're pronounced is anyone's guess. Is Amenhotep III a member of this forum? 8)
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If you haven't seen it yet, we're running a bit of a social media campaign to get people fired-up for the mission, and will be announcing a competition on Tuesday that I very much hope some Frost*ies take part in. Until then, here's the first teaser video, with the second to come soon:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P06yCOny218 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P06yCOny218)
She'll soon be awaking, you see,
To drop off the lander, Philae*,
Down onto the ice,
info in a trice
She'll soon be awaking, you see,
To drop off the lander, Philae*,
Down onto the ice,
info in a trice,
All about comet 67P.
Ain't science a marvellous thing,
Ain't science a marvellous thing,
Such wonders to us it does bring,
[By the way, outstanding teamwork on the previous two limericks, chaps: terrific stuff. I may even be compelled to use them during Tuesday's media briefing 8)]
Quote from: Trapezium Artist on December 08, 2013, 10:15:48 AM
[By the way, outstanding teamwork on the previous two limericks, chaps: terrific stuff. I may even be compelled to use them during Tuesday's media briefing 8)]
We will of course need video proof
yes!
Ain't science a marvellous thing,
Such wonders to us it does bring,
The progress we make
Ain't science a marvellous thing,
Such wonders to us it does bring,
The progress we make
(When not burned at the stake (http://"http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Giordano_Bruno"))
Quote from: Mikey on December 08, 2013, 02:42:16 PM
Quote from: Trapezium Artist on December 08, 2013, 10:15:48 AM
[By the way, outstanding teamwork on the previous two limericks, chaps: terrific stuff. I may even be compelled to use them during Tuesday's media briefing 8)]
We will of course need video proof
Well, you can watch for yourselves to see if I use them: the event will be live streamed starting at 10:00 CET on Tuesday at:
http://www.livestream.com/eurospaceagency (http://www.livestream.com/eurospaceagency)
More details at:
http://www.esa.int/For_Media/Press_Releases/Call_for_Media_Background_briefing_on_Rosetta_wake-up_and_year_ahead (http://www.esa.int/For_Media/Press_Releases/Call_for_Media_Background_briefing_on_Rosetta_wake-up_and_year_ahead)
;)
Are you on this board TA?
https://twitter.com/ESA_de/status/410337420631359488/photo/1
Ain't science a marvellous thing,
Such wonders to us it does bring,
The progress we make
(When not burned at the stake)
Goes to deepen our understanding
In a galaxy far, far, away
Quote from: JimD on December 10, 2013, 11:45:59 AM
Are you on this board TA?
https://twitter.com/ESA_de/status/410337420631359488/photo/1
Yup, the guy in the black polo shirt pointing the finger, second from the right 8)
Did anyone manage to catch the live-stream on our website? My talk did include a certain pair of limericks plus a rather well-known logo ;)
Can be watched in full at:
http://www.livestream.com/eurospaceagency/video?clipId=pla_5ddad296-9c7a-44a5-be85-ed70b1767c51&utm_source=lslibrary&utm_medium=ui-thumb (http://www.livestream.com/eurospaceagency/video?clipId=pla_5ddad296-9c7a-44a5-be85-ed70b1767c51&utm_source=lslibrary&utm_medium=ui-thumb)
Watch the whole thing, by all means, or jump in to about 9 mins ... ;D
In a galaxy far, far, away
Where the Clangers still come out to play
Quote from: Trapezium Artist on December 10, 2013, 12:11:04 PM
Quote from: JimD on December 10, 2013, 11:45:59 AM
Are you on this board TA?
https://twitter.com/ESA_de/status/410337420631359488/photo/1
Yup, the guy in the black polo shirt pointing the finger, second from the right 8)
Did anyone manage to catch the live-stream on our website? My talk did include a certain pair of limericks plus a rather well-known logo ;)
Can be watched in full at:
http://www.livestream.com/eurospaceagency/video?clipId=pla_5ddad296-9c7a-44a5-be85-ed70b1767c51&utm_source=lslibrary&utm_medium=ui-thumb (http://www.livestream.com/eurospaceagency/video?clipId=pla_5ddad296-9c7a-44a5-be85-ed70b1767c51&utm_source=lslibrary&utm_medium=ui-thumb)
Watch the whole thing, by all means, or jump in to about 9 mins ... ;D
Well played TA! 8) Next to getting Hornby to release a Frost* covered wagon, that has to be one of the most impressive pieces of subversive Frost* promotion ever! Jem will be proud of you.
Wow, I can't believe all those people heard our little bits of wordplay! That's so kool!
An excellent explanation about the spaceships and comet by the way, and also a nice use of the Frost*erisk in the slides :D
Awesome, TA! I think this pair can join the reverse limerick in the Frost Forum hall of fame.
In a galaxy far, far, away
Where the Clangers still come out to play
Luke Frostwalker's dad
Thanks, Rook, JimD, and DS: much appreciated. I showed my wife the stream when I came home this evening and she looked at me askance: "How did you get away with that?", she said, thinking me very self-indulgent.
Which, of course, it was. But good fun too ... and besides, the limericks got clapped: the in-room audience loved 'em, so take a huge pat on the back, all of you clever little buggers.
(I have to admit that I did slightly tweak the limericks for emphasis, but, hey, I'm sure you all understand).
And thanks for the reminder of the reverse limerick, Rook: definitely one of our very finest moments 8)
I'm going to take this conversation to a separate thread now ... 'cos you've all got homework to do ;)
In a galaxy far, far, away
Where the Clangers still come out to play
Luke Frostwalker's dad
(He's a bit of a lad)
In a galaxy far, far, away
Where the Clangers still come out to play
Luke Frostwalker's dad
(He's a bit of a lad)
Dances in that strange "Dad" way!
TA's Frost*cast was ice cool! ;)
Quote from: Trapezium Artist on December 10, 2013, 10:05:42 PM
And thanks for the reminder of the reverse limerick, Rook: definitely one of our very finest moments 8)
Funny that it should come up again now... This just turned up in one of my favourite web comics.
http://www.smbc-comics.com/?id=3201#comic
I promise it was after I last posted :)
I must've missed that, or (worse yet) contributed and not noticed (say it ain't so, someone)
Bit of a shame you want a video TA, I'm bloody useless with cameras: give me £10k of Canon with more flash than Wembley Stadium and I'd still cut 3" off your forehead. And half the time I forget that you can't do a video at 90 degrees :P Still, great idea and the presentation made me chuckle ;D
Quote from: owen on December 11, 2013, 08:46:27 AM
I must've missed that, or (worse yet) contributed and not noticed (say it ain't so, someone)
Bit of a shame you want a video TA, I'm bloody useless with cameras: give me £10k of Canon with more flash than Wembley Stadium and I'd still cut 3" off your forehead. And half the time I forget that you can't do a video at 90 degrees :P Still, great idea and the presentation made me chuckle ;D
Thanks, Owen. Mobile phone selfie video is fine and dandy. And cutting the tops of people's heads could be a valid artistic position ;)
TA's Frost*cast was ice cool!
The Rosetta probe's a marvellous tool!
TA's Frost*cast was ice cool!
The Rosetta probe's a marvellous tool!
And now Rockfield's been filed,
Quote from: Trapezium Artist on December 10, 2013, 12:11:04 PM
Quote from: JimD on December 10, 2013, 11:45:59 AM
Are you on this board TA?
https://twitter.com/ESA_de/status/410337420631359488/photo/1
Yup, the guy in the black polo shirt pointing the finger, second from the right 8)
Did anyone manage to catch the live-stream on our website? My talk did include a certain pair of limericks plus a rather well-known logo ;)
Can be watched in full at:
http://www.livestream.com/eurospaceagency/video?clipId=pla_5ddad296-9c7a-44a5-be85-ed70b1767c51&utm_source=lslibrary&utm_medium=ui-thumb (http://www.livestream.com/eurospaceagency/video?clipId=pla_5ddad296-9c7a-44a5-be85-ed70b1767c51&utm_source=lslibrary&utm_medium=ui-thumb)
Watch the whole thing, by all means, or jump in to about 9 mins ... ;D
That is so fricking awesome!! I am smiling so hard!
Though we need to get you a Frost*ie sticker to put over the apple on your laptop. ;D
Quote from: rogerg on December 12, 2013, 01:38:16 AM
That is so fricking awesome!! I am smiling so hard!
Though we need to get you a Frost*ie sticker to put over the apple on your laptop. ;D
Thanks, Rog :) Indeed, a Frost* sticker over the apple is an excellent idea ... Am I right in (vaguely) recalling that such things exist and that I may even have one somewhere at home? (Well, you can possibly answer the first question, if not the second 8))
If not, then ... Nellie ... !
Quote from: Trapezium Artist on December 12, 2013, 10:46:31 AM
Quote from: rogerg on December 12, 2013, 01:38:16 AM
That is so fricking awesome!! I am smiling so hard!
Though we need to get you a Frost*ie sticker to put over the apple on your laptop. ;D
Thanks, Rog :) Indeed, a Frost* sticker over the apple is an excellent idea ... Am I right in (vaguely) recalling that such things exist and that I may even have one somewhere at home? (Well, you can possibly answer the first question, if not the second 8))
If not, then ... Nellie ... !
Yes there were indeed some frost stickers of various colours I think they were available around the time of the tour sampler CD. I have some somewhere but I can't remember were they are, I know I told KeithD he could have one of mine but I can't remember if I ever gave it to him or if I found them at all
TA's Frost*cast was ice cool!
The Rosetta probe's a marvellous tool!
And now Rockfield's been filed,
We can all go quite wild,
TA's Frost*cast was ice cool!
The Rosetta probe's a marvellous tool!
And now Rockfield's been filed,
We can all go quite wild,
And generally act like a fool
Now TA's after a sticky
Now TA's after a sticky
It must be a Frost* one, he's picky!
Now TA's after a sticky
It must be a Frost* one, he's picky!
Laptop to adorn,
Now TA's after a sticky
It must be a Frost* one, he's picky!
Laptop to adorn,
Cox's Pippin to scorn,
Now TA's after a sticky
It must be a Frost* one, he's picky!
Laptop to adorn,
Cox's Pippin to scorn,
Oh, good one, I thought that was tricky
Please Santa, just bring me The Files
Please Santa, just bring me The Files,
X marks the spot, he says, and smiles,
Please Santa, just bring me The Files,
X marks the spot, he says, and smiles,
I've ordered from Nellie
Please Santa, just bring me The Files,
X marks the spot, he says, and smiles,
I've ordered from Nellie,
A curry made in New Dehli,
Please Santa, just bring me The Files,
X marks the spot, he says, and smiles,
I've ordered from Nellie,
A curry made in New Dehli
expect afterburn... rockfood piles! >:( ;D ??? :o ::)
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;)
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;)
That was the first line, I think...
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;)
That was the first line, I think...
>:( :o ??? :P :-*
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;)
That was the first line, I think...
>:( :o ??? :P :-*
Yikes that's taking the piss!
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;)
That was the first line, I think...
>:( :o ??? :P :-*
Yikes that's taking the piss!
These emoticon limericks stink.
While I sit here and wait for the post,
While I sit here and wait for the post,
I wonder what I'll love the most
While I sit here and wait for the post,
I wonder what I'll love the most
Heartstrings or Lantern?
While I sit here and wait for the post,
I wonder what I'll love the most
Heartstrings or Lantern?
Or the acoustic "sesh-urn"?
While I sit here and wait for the post,
I wonder what I'll love the most
Heartstrings or Lantern?
Or the acoustic "sesh-urn"?
And a nice cup of tea* with my toast
* other drinks are available
* other drinks are available
But tea is most easily attainable
* other drinks are available
But tea is most easily attainable
It's great for a dunk
* other drinks are available
But tea is most easily attainable
It's great for a dunk,
Not so great to get drunk,
#1000
* other drinks are available
But tea is most easily attainable
It's great for a dunk,
Not so great to get drunk,
and with rainforest alliance it's sustainable!
So we reckon the DVD's good?
So we reckon the DVD's good?
Um... Something about bears in a wood?
So we reckon the DVD's good?
Um... Something about bears in a wood?
I think 'twas the Pope
In the library, with the rope
So we reckon the DVD's good?
Um... Something about bears in a wood?
I think 'twas the Pope
In the library, with the rope
Where he knew that he would if he could.
TA'll be on Newsnight tonight, (gulp)
TA'll be on Newsnight tonight,
So name-check us Frost*ies, alright?!
TA'll be on Newsnight tonight,
So name-check us Frost*ies, alright?!
Ms Wark gave no chance, :'(
TA'll be on Newsnight tonight,
So name-check us Frost*ies, alright?!
Ms Wark gave no chance,
She said "PUT ON SOME PANTS!"
TA'll be on Newsnight tonight,
So name-check us Frost*ies, alright?!
Ms Wark gave no chance,
She said "PUT ON SOME PANTS!"
They cut you off, when you said "Goodnight"
I thought you came across very well
I thought you came across very well,
On TV, the fear you did not smell, :o (thanks, Owen ;))
I thought you came across very well,
On TV, the fear you did not smell, :o (thanks, Owen ;))
With a dab of cologne
I thought you came across very well,
On TV, the fear you did not smell, :o (thanks, Owen ;))
With a dab of cologne
and mellifluous tone
I thought you came across very well,
On TV, the fear you did not smell,
With a dab of cologne
and mellifluous tone
A wondreful tale you did tell.
It's quiet on here as of late
It's quiet on here as of late
Like the Fishtank, it hasn't been great.
It's quiet on here as of late,
Like the Fishtank, it hasn't been great.
So let's make some noise,
It's quiet on here as of late,
Like the Fishtank, it hasn't been great.
So let's make some noise,
C'mon girls and boys
It's quiet on here as of late,
Like the Fishtank, it hasn't been great.
So let's make some noise,
C'mon girls and boys
Silence is never that great...
Although, my mother said, once, it was golden
Although, my mother said, once, it was golden,
Way back in the days that were olden,
Although, my mother said, once, it was golden,
Way back in the days that were olden,
Did your mum know John Cage?
Although, my mother said, once, it was golden,
Way back in the days that were olden,
Did your mum know John Cage?
No, nor Jimmy Page
Although, my mother said, once, it was golden,
Way back in the days that were olden,
Did your mum know John Cage?
No, nor Jimmy Page
Four minutes, thirty-three seconds and holdin'.
This is one damn erudite bunch
This is one damn erudite bunch,
True of Prog fans in general - that's my hunch,
This is one damn erudite bunch,
True of Prog fans in general - that's my hunch,
It's good music for thinkers
This is one damn erudite bunch,
True of Prog fans in general - that's my hunch,
It's good music for thinkers
And still better for drinkers
This is one damn erudite bunch,
True of Prog fans in general - that's my hunch,
It's good music for thinkers
And still better for drinkers
"Waiter, 6 pints of beer, for my lunch,
Served in a straight pint pot, please"
Served in a straight pint pot, please"
With a generous portion of cheese
Served in a straight pint pot, please"
With a generous portion of cheese
and a biscuit or two
Quote from: owen on January 08, 2014, 06:02:23 PM
"Waiter, 6 pints of beer, for my lunch,
Waiter! Cor Blimey! S'a bit posh ran' yor way!! Tha's a lock-in 'n'a harf, that is! Daylight 8) t'get 'ome!
Served in a straight pint pot, please"
With a generous portion of cheese
and a biscuit or two
or pork scratchings will do...
Served in a straight pint pot, please"
With a generous portion of cheese
and a biscuit or two
or pork scratchings will do...
Or maybe a pork pie with peas.
I thought the English invented cricket,
I thought the English invented cricket,
I sense a crim wants a kick, middle wicket
I thought the English invented cricket,
I sense a crim wants a kick, middle wicket
Cricket? Whazat?
I thought the English invented cricket,
I sense a crim wants a kick, middle wicket
Cricket? Whazat?
A game Aussies are good at!
I thought the English invented cricket,
I sense a crim wants a kick, middle wicket
Cricket? Whazat?
A game Aussies are good at!
Or an insect that lives in a thicket
Cricket songs both attract and repel
Cricket songs both attract and repel
I didn't know that, please do tell
Cricket songs both attract and repel
I didn't know that, please do tell
They're like magnets, you see,
Cricket songs both attract and repel
I didn't know that, please do tell
They're like magnets, you see,
Or, stridulatory*
*http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stridulation (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stridulation)
Quote from: JimD on January 09, 2014, 11:07:02 PM
*http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stridulation (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stridulation)
Well done, that!
Cricket songs both attract and repel
I didn't know that, please do tell
They're like magnets, you see,
Or, stridulatory,
If you give it a beat, it will sell!
You heard it here first. This is Bugstep,
You heard it here first. This is Bugstep,
With a scrape and a whirr we are now hep
Quote from: rogerg on January 10, 2014, 11:38:44 AM
You heard it here first. This is Bugstep,
With a scrape and a whirr we are now hep
Shouldn't that be hehp? ;)
You heard it here first. This is Bugstep,
With a scrape and a whirr we are now hep
Arthropod ambulation?
You heard it here first. This is Bugstep,
With a scrape and a whirr we are now hep
Arthropod ambulation?
Melodic crustacean?
Quote from: D S on January 10, 2014, 01:28:45 PM
Quote from: rogerg on January 10, 2014, 11:38:44 AM
You heard it here first. This is Bugstep,
With a scrape and a whirr we are now hep
Shouldn't that be hehp? ;)
Zing! indeed! ;D
#1010
You heard it here first. This is Bugstep,
With a scrape and a whirr we are now hehp
Arthropod ambulation?
Melodic crustacean?
From Buddy Holly to Led Zep!
Trampled Under Foot/I'm Gonna Crawl
Trampled Under Foot/I'm Gonna Crawl
Beneath the sign that said "U-haul,"
Trampled Under Foot/I'm Gonna Crawl
Beneath the sign that said "U-haul,"
A whole lotta love
Trampled Under Foot/I'm Gonna Crawl
Beneath the sign that said "U-haul,"
A whole lotta love
just don't smell the glove...
Trampled Under Foot/I'm Gonna Crawl
Beneath the sign that said "U-haul,"
A whole lotta love
just don't smell the glove...
For 'tis cursed, and will leave you in thrall
So Clouda, how's that gonna sound?
So Clouda, how's that gonna sound?
With a bunch of strays, from prog's lost and found?
So Clouda, how's that gonna sound?
With a bunch of strays, from prog's lost and found?
!"great" will be it
So Clouda, how's that gonna sound?
With a bunch of strays, from prog's lost and found?
!"great" will be it
Groovy hit after hit!
So Clouda, how's that gonna sound?
With a bunch of strays, from prog's lost and found?
!"great" will be it
Groovy hit after hit!
As those drums TBE's going to pound.
So TA could be taking on Paxman
So TA could be taking on Paxman
That's better than going for the taxman
So TA could be taking on Paxman
That's better than going for the taxman
He can explain Philae
So TA could be taking on Paxman
That's better than going for the taxman
He can explain Philae
(It goes "Bang" and then "Wheee")
So TA could be taking on Paxman
That's better than going for the taxman
He can explain Philae
(It goes "Bang" and then "Wheee")
'Twill be Paxman facing the axman!
It's good to have an astronomer on board
It's good to have an astronomer on board
More prestigious than we can afford...
It's good to have an astronomer on board
More prestigious than we can afford...
I'm quite cheap in fact,
It's good to have an astronomer on board
More prestigious than we can afford...
I'm quite cheap in fact,
Now we need to attract
It's good to have an astronomer on board
More prestigious than we can afford...
I'm quite cheap in fact,
Now we need to attract
A mover and shaker, a Lord....
Then the world would be at our feet
Then the world would be at our feet
We'd announce this online with a tweet
Then the world would be at our feet
We'd announce this online with a tweet,
or maybe a blog
Then the world would be at our feet
We'd announce this online with a tweet,
or maybe a blog
Shout it loud - THUNDERFROG!
Then the world would be at our feet
We'd announce this online with a tweet,
or maybe a blog
Shout it loud - THUNDERFROG!
With E-I-M-A on repeat.
Now Rosetta's about to be woken
Now Rosetta's about to be woken
Let's hope it all starts and ain't broken
Now Rosetta's about to be woken
Let's hope it all starts and ain't broken
If it is, it will be
Now Rosetta's about to be woken
Let's hope it all starts and ain't broken
If it is, it will be
A most sad thing to see
Now Rosetta's about to be woken
Let's hope it all starts and ain't broken
If it is, it will be
A most sad thing to see
So let's hope only good news is spoken... :D ...
From the ESA HQ in Paris
From the ESA HQ in Paris
ESA? Qu'est que c'est, mon ami?
From the ESA HQ in Paris
ESA? Qu'est que c'est, mon ami?
Zut alors! Quelle domage! :o
From the ESA HQ in Paris
ESA? Qu'est que c'est, mon ami?
Zut alors! Quelle domage! :o
TA's in a rage >:(
(of course I know that domage and rage don't rhyme, but I will not let a trifle like that get in the way of my indignation!)
(oh, and I see that I'm finally a 2000+ post zookeeper; yahoo for me! ;D)
Quote from: Trapezium Artist on January 18, 2014, 09:15:48 PM
From the ESA HQ in Paris
ESA? Qu'est que c'est, mon ami?
Zut alors! Quelle domage! :o
TA's in a rage >:(
(of course I know that domage and rage don't rhyme, but I will not let a trifle like that get in the way of my indignation!)
(oh, and I see that I'm finally a 2000+ post zookeeper; yahoo for me! ;D)
Hmmm...I was looking for La lune c'est fromage...
What's up TA? Why so indignant?
Btw, my Trifle is awesome...
[/quote]
I think Mr Space Odyssey is irritated by me not knowing that ESA stands for Employment and Support Allowance. Or something.... :P
Quote from: owen on January 18, 2014, 10:59:14 PM
I think Mr Space Odyssey is irritated by me not knowing that ESA stands for Employment and Support Allowance. Or something.... :P
Possibly.
And in order to show that I've calmed down now (;)):
From the ESA HQ in Paris
ESA? Qu'est que c'est, mon ami?
Zut alors! Quelle domage! :o
La lune c'est fromage,
Don't like that idea, then tant pis.
Anyway, it's in Darmstadt we'll hear,
(nicely done, owen, spotting that that I was channeling my humph through post number 2001 :-*)
Don't like that idea, then tant pis. <--- ;D ;D ;D 8)
Anyway, it's in Darmstadt we'll hear,
Either a collective sigh or a cheer
Anyway, it's in Darmstadt we'll hear,
Either a collective sigh or a cheer
Intestine city?*
*http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Darmstadt
Anyway, it's in Darmstadt we'll hear,
Either a collective sigh or a cheer
Intestine city?
Yes Owen, quite witty,
Anyway, it's in Darmstadt we'll hear,
Either a collective sigh or a cheer
Intestine city?
Yes Owen, quite witty,
Just in case, I'll pre-order some beer.
This waiting's nerve-wracking, I'm told,
This waiting's nerve-wracking, I'm told,
Take a slurp of the beer (if it's cold)
This waiting's nerve-wracking, I'm told,
Take a slurp of the beer (if it's cold)
Then sit back and chill
This waiting's nerve-wracking, I'm told,
Take a slurp of the beer (if it's cold)
Then sit back and chill
And take the blue pill?
This waiting's nerve-wracking, I'm told,
Take a slurp of the beer (if it's cold)
Then sit back and chill
And take the blue pill?
Hang on Rog, you're being too bold
It's too soon for that kind of thing
Don't preempt what others might sing
It's too soon for that kind of thing
Don't preempt what others might sing
Your pitch might be off
It's too soon for that kind of thing
Don't preempt what others might sing
Your pitch might be off
You might have a cough
#1020Quote from: owen on January 24, 2014, 04:10:48 PM
It's too soon for that kind of thing
Don't preempt what others might sing
Your pitch might be off
You might have a cough
And drop something that shouldn't be seen
I can't get the hang of this format
I can't get the hang of this format
Use "quote" then delete "[...]" and all that
.....author=RacingHippo link=topic=768.msg66578#msg66578 date=1390583015]
I can't get the hang of this format
Use "quote" then delete "[...]" and all that
Use preview* to check
*preview tells fibs so don't rely on it...
I can't get the hang of this format
Use "quote" then delete "[...]" and all that
Use preview* to check
And then "Oh what the heck"
Quote from: L33VEY on January 24, 2014, 08:32:47 PM
I can't get the hang of this format
Use "quote" then delete "[...]" and all that
Use preview* to check
And then "Oh what the heck"
You can now stick up any old tat...
Clouda...more tunes to enjoy!
Clouda...more tunes to enjoy!
They're louder! And fill us with joy!
Clouda...more tunes to enjoy!
They're louder! And fill us with joy!
By the 28th of Feb
Clouda...more tunes to enjoy!
They're louder! And fill us with joy!
By the 28th of Feb
They'll be filling your head
Like chowder and cream of bok choy.
Sorry, I couldn't resist,
Sorry, I couldn't resist,
Watch out for the Cease and Desist!
Sorry, I couldn't resist,
Watch out for the Cease and Desist!
Resistance is useless...
Sorry, I couldn't resist,
Watch out for the Cease and Desist!
Resistance is useless
When the current is juiceless‡
‡ Note: I am not a physicist and this is just a limerick, but I am aware that currents/voltages/resistance can behave in all sorts of ways so *claims artistic license*...
Sorry, I couldn't resist,
Watch out for the Cease and Desist!
Resistance is useless
When the current is juiceless
And sultanas are shriveled as a fist.
I apologise for the preceding pun
I apologise for the preceding pun
Who are we to stamp out your fun?
I apologise for the preceding pun
Who are we to stamp out your fun?
The Humour Police?
I apologise for the preceding pun
Who are we to stamp out your fun?
The Humour Police?
(They are on the increase...)
I apologise for the preceding pun
Who are we to stamp out your fun?
The Humour Police?
(They are on the increase...)
In this thread they'd arrest everyone!
So... A new Godfrey album in March?
So... A new Godfrey album in March?
Will refresh Frost*ie thirsts (which are parched)
So... A new Godfrey album in March?
Will refresh Frost*ie thirsts (which are parched)
With a shiny new stick
So... A new Godfrey album in March?
Will refresh Frost*ie thirsts (which are parched)
With a shiny new stick
Purchased just in the nick,
So... A new Godfrey album in March?
Will refresh Frost*ie thirsts (which are parched)
With a shiny new stick
Purchased just in the nick,
Bridging keys and guitars like an arch
Though I know that the railboard is straight
Though I know that the railboard is straight
It once went on a bisexual blind-date
Though I know that the railboard is straight
It once went on a bisexual blind-date
"Matron, the bromide"
Though I know that the railboard is straight,
It once went on a bisexual blind-date.
"Matron, the bromide",
The headmaster cried,
Though I know that the railboard is straight,
It once went on a bisexual blind-date.
"Matron, the bromide",
The headmaster cried,
While he waited for the swelling to abate.
That could be a Jethro Tull song,
That could be a Jethro Tull song,
A Thick As A Brick singalong
That could be a Jethro Tull song,
A Thick As A Brick singalong
Too old to rock'n'roll?
That could be a Jethro Tull song,
A Thick As A Brick singalong
Too old to rock'n'roll?
Heavy metal flute troll?
That could be a Jethro Tull song,
A Thick As A Brick singalong
Too old to rock'n'roll?
Heavy metal flute troll?
Or just Locomotive Breath pong?
The keyboard player reached for their Moog*
*Inspired by this - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RLSlwZ8pImk
The keyboard player reached for their Moog,
So they said "Oi, hands off you rogue",
*phew, that mollifies my "agreement of quantity" angst while keeping the non gender specific pronoun...
Ah, interesting! I see Rook has gone for the correct (but not commonly used) pronounciation of 'Moog', rhyming it with 'rogue' rather than using the 'oo' sound. Wondered how that one was going to go! 8)
The keyboard player reached for their Moog,
So they said "Oi, hands off you rogue",
That synth sounds a bit sharp,
Oh, hi folks, i'm new here. And no that's not an extention of the line. :)
The keyboard player reached for their Moog,
So they said "Oi, hands off you rogue",
That synth sounds a bit sharp, Oh, hi folks, i'm new here. And no that's not an extention of the line
That wave's not a sine :P
The keyboard player reached for their Moog,
So they said "Oi, hands off you rogue",
That synth sounds a bit sharp, Oh, hi folks, i'm new here. And no that's not an extention of the line
That wave's not a sine :P
More a siren, like Kylie Minogue.
Jem's making an album this month
Jem's making an album this month
Month? Month!!!!!
Jem's making an album this month
That's a great opening line thanks a bunth!!
Jem's making an album this month
That's a great opening line thanks a bunth!!
It's all Pedro's fault
Jem's making an album this month
That's a great opening line thanks a bunth!!
It's all Pedro's fault
Jem should work with Roine Stolt
Jem's making an album this month
That's a great opening line thanks a bunth!!
It's all Pedro's fault
Jem should work with Roine Stolt
In prog terms their separation's nth*
It's time for a nice opening rhyme
*actually I think 2? Jem worked with Pete Trewawas in DOR who is in Transatlantic with Roine
It's time for a nice opening rhyme
Hope my face is not misplaced in time,
It's time for a nice opening rhyme
Hope my face is not misplaced in time,
Does that happen a lot?
It's time for a nice opening rhyme
Hope my face is not misplaced in time,
Does that happen a lot?
Well believe it or not
#1030
It's time for a nice opening rhyme
Hope my face is not misplaced in time,
Does that happen a lot?
Well believe it or not
It's the outcome of Tequila and lime.
A "Clouda Report" would be grand,
A "Clouda Report" would be grand,
As would 1000 acres of land
A "Clouda Report" would be grand,
As would 1000 acres of land
Full of animals grazing
A "Clouda Report" would be grand,
As would 1000 acres of land
Full of animals grazing
And synth solos blazing,
A "Clouda Report" would be grand,
As would 1000 acres of land
Full of animals grazing
And synth solos blazing,
Where prog geeks run free hand in hand
Whilst building a giant snowman,
Whilst building a giant snowman,
I reviewed the back catalogue of Can
Whilst building a giant snowman,
I reviewed the back catalogue of Can
Critiquing krautrock in the snow
Whilst building a giant snowman,
I reviewed the back catalogue of Can
Critiquing krautrock in the snow
Is a new all time low
Whilst building a giant snowman,
I reviewed the back catalogue of Can
Critiquing krautrock in the snow
Is a new all time low
you'll get frostbite on your nads-ilvan
And speaking of agents of mercy,
And speaking of agents of mercy,
Said Thrower, whose first name was Percy,
And speaking of agents of mercy,
Said Thrower, whose first name was Percy,
Not quite king of the flowers
And speaking of agents of mercy,
Said Thrower, whose first name was Percy,
Not quite king of the flowers
His horticultural powers,
* way to make me hit google to keep up, guys...
And speaking of agents of mercy,
Said Thrower, whose first name was Percy,
Not quite king of the flowers
His horticultural powers,
Came in handy for my anniversary.
My daughter, Rachel, turned 11 today
My daughter, Rachel, turned 11 today
Well, happy birthday to her, I must say!
My daughter, Rachel, turned 11 today,
Well, happy birthday to her, I must say!
Eleven times round the Sun,
My daughter, Rachel, turned 11 today,
Well, happy birthday to her, I must say!
Eleven times round the Sun,
With a big birthday bun,
My daughter, Rachel, turned 11 today,
Well, happy birthday to her, I must say!
Eleven times round the Sun,
With a big birthday bun,
11 years, not 11 days, TA ::)
Mind, that's 40 years younger than me :(
Mind, that's 40 years younger than me
Time for remedial astronomy,
Mind, that's 40 years younger than me
Time for remedial astronomy,
Cos this globe moves and spins
What?
Oh
FFS :-\ :(
Sorry guys
Really sorry TA
Mind, that's 40 years younger than me
Time for remedial astronomy,
Cos this globe moves and spins
...so it seems TA wins ;)
Mind, that's 40 years younger than me,
Time for remedial astronomy,
Cos this globe moves and spins
...so it seems TA wins ;)
Celestial mechanics, whoopee!
I sleep in East Sussex tonight,
I sleep in East Sussex tonight,
Mind that the bed bugs don't bite...
A place I frequent
I sleep in East Sussex tonight,
Mind that the bed bugs don't bite...
There's a nip in the air
SPLIT!!
I sleep in East Sussex tonight,
Mind that the bed bugs don't bite...
A place I frequent
Is it somewhere near Kent?
I sleep in East Sussex tonight,
Mind that the bed bugs don't bite...
There's a nip in the air
And it's biting elsewhere
My fault..
I sleep in East Sussex tonight,
Mind that the bed bugs don't bite...
A place I frequent
Is it somewhere near Kent?
Yes, that county's just to the right
I sleep in East Sussex tonight,
Mind that the bed bugs don't bite...
There's a nip in the air
And it's biting elsewhere
So wrap that duvet round you tight
The Cube is being battered by storms
The Cube is being battered by storms,
While Jem's synths sound like angry bee swarms,
The Cube is being battered by storms,
While Jem's synths sound like angry bee swarms,
Such uncertain weather,
The Cube is being battered by storms,
While Jem's synths sound like angry bee swarms,
Such uncertain weather,
Means dressing in leather,
The Cube is being battered by storms,
While Jem's synths sound like angry bee swarms,
Such uncertain weather,
Means dressing in leather,
Is not just for biker's uniforms
So Monday is with us again
So Monday is with us again
i'm doing house work to big big train
So Monday is with us again
i'm doing house work to big big train
I tried it with Gong,
So Monday is with us again
i'm doing house work to big big train
I tried it with Gong,
but it kept going wrong
So Monday is with us again
i'm doing house work to big big train
I tried it with Gong,
but it kept going wrong
Those Pothead Pixies just wreck with your brain
Not that I need that: confusion is rife
Not that I need that: confusion is rife
I mistook my hat for my wife
Not that I need that: confusion is rife
I mistook my hat for my wife
Found it hard to get on?
Not that I need that: confusion is rife
I mistook my hat for my wife
Found it hard to get on?
Yep, she's packed up and gone
#1040
Not that I need that: confusion is rife
I mistook my hat for my wife
Found it hard to get on?
Yep, she's packed up and gone,
To share with a trilby, her life.
Better him than a baseball cap,
Better him than a baseball cap,
Though the absence still leaves a big gap
Better him than a baseball cap,
Though the absence still leaves a big gap
try a daft fascinator?
Better him than a baseball cap,
Though the absence still leaves a big gap
try a daft fascinator?
You will sooner or later,
Better him than a baseball cap,
Though the absence still leaves a big gap
try a daft fascinator?
You will sooner or later,
Get flustered and leave in a flap
Whilst having a pint of brown ale
Whilst having a pint of brown ale
I discovered I now had a tail,
Whilst having a pint of brown ale
I discovered I now had a tail,
But on a second glance?
Whilst having a pint of brown ale
I discovered I now had a tail,
But on a second glance?
Inside an ambulance
Whilst having a pint of brown ale
I discovered I now had a tail,
But on a second glance?
Inside an ambulance
It turned out there was more to unveil
For as well as my tail, I have found
Whilst having a pint of brown ale
I discovered I now had a tail,
But on a second glance?
Inside an ambulance
'Twas a donkey's, pinned on with a nail.
Now, argon's an interesting gas,
SPLIT!
For as well as my tail, I have found
Something that drags on the ground
Now, argon's an interesting gas,
It doesn't come out of your ass?
Now, argon's an interesting gas,
For it clathrates in H2O's grasp
Split on the split!
For as well as my tail, I have found
Something that drags on the ground
I'm not sure its mine,
Now, argon's an interesting gas,
It doesn't come out of your ass?
Now that doesn't seem noble,
Now, argon's an interesting gas,
For it clathrates in H2O's grasp,
But whats more fascinating,
For as well as my tail, I have found
Something that drags on the ground
I'm not sure its mine,
But it looks mighty fine
Now, argon's an interesting gas,
It doesn't come out of your ass?
Now that doesn't seem noble,
Covering Chernobyl
Now, argon's an interesting gas,
For it clathrates in H2O's grasp,
But whats more fascinating,
Is that, while dissipating
For as well as my tail, I have found
Something that drags on the ground
I'm not sure its mine,
But it looks mighty fine
And it weighs in at 48 pound.
Now, argon's an interesting gas,
It doesn't come out of your ass?
Now that doesn't seem noble,
Covering Chernobyl
But if you light them, both kinds go up fast!
Now, argon's an interesting gas,
For it clathrates in H2O's grasp,
But whats more fascinating,
Is that, while dissipating
Erm, I don't know about that, think i'll pass.
Oops, yeh I should have started a new one but i got confused and that isn't part of the next limerick but if you chooose to enclude it may the gods of scansion have mercy on your soul.
I can't wait for my Frost DVD,
I can't wait for my Frost DVD,
So impatient are you, Mr T,
I can't wait for my Frost DVD,
So impatient are you, Mr T,
Yoda's come back?
I can't wait for my Frost DVD,
So impatient are you, Mr T,
Yoda's come back?
Faith you do lack,
I can't wait for my Frost DVD,
So impatient are you, Mr T,
Yoda's come back?
Faith you do lack,
I just thought you were more like DV? :P
TA's next project: the Death Star?
TA's next project: the Death Star?
'Cause Rosetta set a pretty high bar,
TA's next project: the Death Star?
'Cause Rosetta set a pretty high bar,
Bye bye, Alderaan,
TA's next project: the Death Star?
'Cause Rosetta set a pretty high bar,
Bye bye, Alderaan,
You don't fit The Plan
TA's next project: the Death Star?
'Cause Rosetta set a pretty high bar,
Bye bye, Alderaan,
You don't fit The Plan:
Redshift readings, most quasi-stellar
I own an old broken wavestation
I own an old broken wavestation,
That was brought back to life by a Haitian.
I own an old broken wavestation,
That was brought back to life by a Haitian.
How I wish that was true!
I own an old broken wavestation,
That was brought back to life by a Haitian.
How I wish that was true!
It took GALLONS of glue!
I own an old broken wavestation,
That was brought back to life by a Haitian.
How I wish that was true!
It took GALLONS of glue!
And a voodoo-inspired incantation.
I'm going to get a new bike,
I own an old broken wavestation,
That was brought back to life by a Haitian.
How I wish that was true!
It took GALLONS of glue!
And a voodoo-inspired incantation.
(Nicely done there, T.A.)
I'm going to get a new bike,
From a dubious geezer named Mike,
I'm going to get a new bike,
From a dubious geezer named Mike,
It'll be made of Ti,
I'm going to get a new bike,
From a dubious geezer named Mike,
It'll be made of Ti,
With a mil spec A.I.
I'm going to get a new bike,
From a dubious geezer named Mike,
It'll be made of Ti,
With a mil spec A.I.
And a 3rd wheel. I'll call it a trike
3 pints and a Scotch and I'm mellow
3 pints and a Scotch and I'm mellow
At that rate, your liver'll turn yellow,
3 pints and a Scotch and I'm mellow
At that rate, your liver'll turn yellow,
But with 3 pints of Scotch,
3 pints and a Scotch and I'm mellow
At that rate, your liver'll turn yellow,
But with 3 pints of Scotch,
it's now a meer blotch
#1050
3 pints and a Scotch and I'm mellow
At that rate, your liver'll turn yellow,
But with 3 pints of Scotch,
it's now a meer blotch
On the sheets of a dodgy bordelo.
Last week I went to Toronto!
Last week I went to Toronto!
Did you bring us owt back for a memento?
Last week I went to Toronto!
Did you bring us owt back for a memento?
I'm afraid not cheeky!
Last week I went to Toronto!
Did you bring us owt back for a memento?
I'm afraid not cheeky!
My bag was too leaky,
Last week I went to Toronto!
Did you bring us owt back for a memento?
I'm afraid not cheeky!
My bag was too leaky,
All i've got is a half jar of kenko. ? Er what?
I might by an onyx mixer,
I might by an onyx mixer,
Or I might be a tonic fixer
I might by an onyx mixer,
Or I might be a tonic fixer,
I'll fix it with gin,
I might by an onyx mixer,
Or I might be a tonic fixer,
I'll fix it with gin,
with ginger beer in...
I might by an onyx mixer,
Or I might be a tonic fixer,
I'll fix it with gin,
with ginger beer in...
That might make me chronnic sick sir!
I might by an onyx mixer,
Or I might be a tonic fixer,
I'll fix it with gin,
with ginger beer in...
That might make me chronnic sick sir
ok...convention has it that you should start the next limerick... By writing the first line
So here is line two...
Well you should try grapefruit and coke!
I think I've become an old soak
Well you should try grapefruit and coke!*
* No. Just no
I think I've become an old soak
Well you should try grapefruit and coke!
I'd prefer jasmine tea
I think I've become an old soak
Well you should try grapefruit and coke!
I'd prefer jasmine tea
For its more subtle pee,
I think I've become an old soak
Well you should try grapefruit and coke!
I'd prefer jasmine tea
For its more subtle pee,
You're really not telling a joke
Tempus fugit on Drama by Yes
Tempus fugit on Drama by Yes
Is a favorite of mine, I confess,
Tempus fugit on Drama by Yes
Is a favorite of mine, I confess,
Flanged bass playing lead,
Tempus fugit on Drama by Yes
Is a favorite of mine, I confess,
Flanged bass playing lead,
Not for all, I concede,
Tempus fugit on Drama by Yes
Is a favorite of mine, I confess,
Flanged bass playing lead,
Not for all, I concede,
I'll listen to it under duress
I'm seem my dear old Mum tomorrow
I'm seem my dear old Mum tomorrow
That should be a day without sorrow
I'm seem seeing my dear old Mum tomorrow
That should be a day without sorrow
I corrected your typo
I'm seem seeing my dear old Mum tomorrow
That should be a day without sorrow
I corrected your typo,
I could not let it go,
I'm seem seeing my dear old Mum tomorrow
That should be a day without sorrow
I corrected your typo,
I could not let it go,
Anyone got the bus fair I can borrow?
My Frost DVD finally came,
My Frost DVD finally came,
Put in player, and, with remote, aim
My Frost DVD finally came,
Put in player, and, with remote, aim
Sit back and enjoy
My Frost DVD finally came,
Put in player, and, with remote, aim,
Sit back and enjoy,
Like the Memorex boy,
(http://rockphotographers.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/memorex-dude.jpg)
My Frost DVD finally came,
Put in player, and, with remote, aim,
Sit back and enjoy,
Like the Memorex boy,
Then later, repeat all again.
Oy Drarok...
Oy Drarok...
That works if each letter you say,
Oy Drarok...
That works if each letter you say,
But if you do not,
Oy Drarok...
That works if each letter you say,
But if you do not,
This lym'rick is shot,
Oy Drarok...
That works if each letter you say,
But if you do not,
This lym'rick is shot,
And it leaves me with nothing to say.
While listening to wind and wuthering,
While listening to wind and wuthering,
My fear of the storm needed smothering,
[Lovely job on completing the previous limerick, chaps ;-)]
While listening to wind and wuthering,
My fear of the storm needed smothering,
Surely not with hard liquor?
While listening to wind and wuthering,
My fear of the storm needed smothering,
Surely not with hard liquor?
And kind words from one's vicar,
While listening to wind and wuthering,
My fear of the storm needed smothering,
Surely not with hard liquor?
And kind words from one's vicar?
No, these things do not cease unquiet slumbering.
I really don't sleep well at night
I really don't sleep well at night
There are dreams that give me a fright
I really don't sleep well at night
There are dreams that give me a fright,
Like walking on shag pile
I really don't sleep well at night
There are dreams that give me a fright,
Like walking on shag pile
With a trouserless crocodile
I really don't sleep well at night
There are dreams that give me a fright,
Like walking on shag pile
With a trouserless crocodile
Forsooth! That's a nightmare, all right.
Dot dot and a dash and a dot,
Dot dot and a dash and a dot,
Dot dash dot, dash dash dash, dot dot dot
Dot dot and a dash and a dot,
Dot dash dot, dash dash dash, dot dot dot
One last dash to end,
Dot dot and a dash and a dot,
Dot dash dot, dash dash dash, dot dot dot
One last dash to end,
They've both gone round the bend
#1060
Dot dot and a dash and a dot,
Dot dash dot, dash dash dash, dot dot dot
One last dash to end,
They've both gone round the bend
But Samuel Morse says that we have not ;)
99 percent chimp, so we are,
99 percent chimp, so we are,
And yet 100% "stuff of star",
99 percent chimp, so we are,
And yet 100% "stuff of star",
Well, hydrogen not,
99 percent chimp, so we are,
And yet 100% "stuff of star",
Well, hydrogen not,
But oxygen we've got,
99 percent chimp, so we are,
And yet 100% "stuff of star",
Well, hydrogen not,
But oxygen we've got,
If you want me, I'll be in the bar
I think that it's now time for bed
I think that it's now time for bed.
Did the alcohol go to your head?
I think that it's now time for bed.
Did the alcohol go to your head?
Not for me, I don't drink
I think that it's now time for bed.
Did the alcohol go to your head?
Not for me, I don't drink
but a progger? Blink, blink.
I think that it's now time for bed.
Did the alcohol go to your head?
Not for me, I don't drink
but a progger? Blink, blink.
Perhaps it's the grass instead.
On the subject of matters herbal,
On the subject of matters herbal,
There may be copious burble
On the subject of matters herbal,
There may be copious burble
It's just dandelion tea!
On the subject of matters herbal,
There may be copious burble
It's just dandelion tea!
(Or so he told the PC)
On the subject of matters herbal,
There may be copious burble
It's just dandelion tea!
(Or so he told the PC)
Who confiscated it and let him off with a verbal.
Hats off for D.S.' posted track,
Hats off for D.S.' posted track,
Good on him for having a crack,
Hats off for D.S.' posted track,
Good on him for having a crack,
Mine is behind me,
Hats off for D.S.' posted track,
Good on him for having a crack,
Mine is behind me,
Something i don't want to see
Hats off for D.S.' posted track,
Good on him for having a crack,
Mine is behind me,
Something i don't want to see
But gees that's one hell of a rack!
I've just grilled myself some halloumi
I've just grilled myself some halloumi
Grilled yourself? Are you some kind of loony?
I've just grilled myself some halloumi
Grilled yourself? Are you some kind of loony?
Try walking on coals
I've just grilled myself some halloumi
Grilled yourself? Are you some kind of loony?
Try walking on coals
Don't frazzle your holes
I've just grilled myself some halloumi,
Grilled yourself? Are you some kind of loony?
Try walking on coals
Don't frazzle your holes,
Hospital food can be rather gloomy.
From sea floor to Everest's peak,
From sea floor to Everest's peak,
Without pausing at all for a leak
From sea floor to Everest's peak,
Without pausing at all for a leak
can't uncross my legs
From sea floor to Everest's peak,
Without pausing at all for a leak
can't uncross my legs
But i'm using clothes pegs
From sea floor to Everest's peak,
Without pausing at all for a leak
Can't uncross my legs
But i'm using clothes pegs
No wonder my knees feel so weak.
Tardigrades are amazing wee beasts,
Tardigrades are amazing wee beasts,
They're far more developed than yeasts
Tardigrades are amazing wee beasts,
They're far more developed than yeasts
They'll handle the pressure
Tardigrades are amazing wee beasts,
They're far more developed than yeasts
They'll handle the pressure
Drying out, to stay fresher
Tardigrades are amazing wee beasts,
They're far more developed than yeasts
They'll handle the pressure,
Drying out, to stay fresher,
And resurrection takes water, not priests.
Echidnas are strange monotremes,
Echidnas are strange monotremes
Extant adults being toothless, it seems
Echidnas are strange monotremes
Extant adults being toothless, it seems
With their cute little noses
Echidnas are strange monotremes
Extant adults being toothless, it seems
With their cute little noses
And multiple toeses
Echidnas are strange monotremes
Extant adults being toothless, it seems
With their cute little noses
And multiple toeses,
And eyes that shoot red laser beams.
Well that last one may not be quite true,
Well that last one may not be quite true,
They're not red at all, they're blue
Well that last one may not be quite true,
They're not red at all, they're blue
And they all own guitars
Well that last one may not be quite true,
They're not red at all, they're blue
And they all own guitars
some even keytars
Well that last one may not be quite true,
They're not red at all, they're blue,
They all own guitars
Some even keytars
And cheat at Kobayashi Maru!
So how many scrambled for Google? ;)
So how many scrambled for Google?
Just Florence, Dylan, Zebedee and Dougal
So how many scrambled for Google?
Just Florence, Dylan, Zebedee and Dougal
Roundabout but not yes
So how many scrambled for Google?
Just Florence, Dylan, Zebedee and Dougal
Roundabout but not yes
It sounds quite a mess
#1070
So how many scrambled for Google?
Just Florence, Dylan, Zebedee and Dougal
Roundabout but not yes
It sounds quite a mess,
'Cause the instrumentation was frugal.
T.A. forgets prog fans are geeks,
T.A. forgets prog fans are geeks
and can keep up this b******* for weeks
T.A. forgets prog fans are geeks
and can keep up this b******* for weeks
Prog? What is that?
T.A. forgets prog fans are geeks
and can keep up this b******* for weeks
Prog? What is that?
You don't know? Eat your hat!
T.A. forgets prog fans are geeks
and can keep up this b******* for weeks
Prog? What is that?
You don't know? Eat your hat!
Bake it through in a roux with chopped leeks!
Robert Williams Wood made some glass
Robert Williams Wood made some glass
Through which visible light may not pass,
Robert Williams Wood made some glass
Through which visible light may not pass,
So, a bit like a brick?
Robert Williams Wood made some glass
Through which visible light may not pass,
So, a bit like a brick?
No, nowt like that thick,
Robert Williams Wood made some glass
Through which visible light may not pass,
So, a bit like a brick?
No, nowt like that thick
More like shades for discharged Hg gas
For such glass makes a black light machine*
* http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wood%27s_glass
For such glass makes a black light machine
And with it fungal infections are seen
For such glass makes a black light machine
And with it fungal infections are seen
Watch out down the farm
For such glass makes a black light machine
And with it fungal infections are seen
Watch out down the farm
It could cause you great harm
For such glass makes a black light machine
And with it fungal infections are seen
Watch out down the farm
It could cause you great harm
Just do what you can to keep clean!
This new first line won't be so geeky
This new first line won't be so geeky
But the second line will certainly be cheeky
This new first line won't be so geeky
But the second line will certainly be cheeky
The third line - Oh my!
This new first line won't be so geeky
But the second line will certainly be cheeky
The third line - Oh my!
Makes the fourth look quite dry
This new first line won't be so geeky
But the second line will certainly be cheeky
The third line - Oh my!
Makes the fourth look quite dry
But the last one is all kinds of freaky!
That took far too much HTML,
That took far too much HTML,
And as poetry I doubt it would sell,
That took far too much HTML,
And as poetry I doubt it would sell,
It wasn't too bad
That took far too much HTML,
And as poetry I doubt it would sell,
It wasn't too bad,
The blue bits were sad,
That took far too much HTML,
And as poetry I doubt it would sell,
It wasn't too bad,
The blue bits were sad,
But reading the yellow was hell.
Looks like we'll crack three hundred pages,
Looks like we'll crack three hundred pages,
Getting there has taken us ages,
Looks like we'll crack three hundred pages,
Getting there has taken us ages,
We'll have to go faster
Looks like we'll crack three hundred pages,
Getting there has taken us ages,
We'll have to go faster
But we've started to master
Looks like we'll crack three hundred pages,
Getting there has taken us ages,
We'll have to go faster
But we've started to master
Prog into bacteriophage (s)...
Who knows what might happen then?
Who knows what might happen then?
Or if it might happen again
Who knows what might happen then?
Or if it might happen again
"I have no clue" ::) ;D :o 8) ;) :-*
Who knows what might happen then?
Or if it might happen again
"I have no clue" ::) ;D :o 8) ;) :-*
I think that you do!
Who knows what might happen then?
Or if it might happen again
"I have no clue" ::) ;D :o 8) ;) :-*
I think that you do!
Who might know what might happen when?
Your RPM track hits the spot!
Your RPM track hits the spot!
Some might even say it was hot
Your RPM track hits the spot!
Some might even say it was hot
It's a mighty fine effort
Your RPM track hits the spot!
Some might even say it was hot
It's a mighty fine effort
And such a nice clef bert,
Your RPM track hits the spot!
Some might even say it was hot
It's a mighty fine effort
And such a nice clef bert,
Enjoy it while sailing your yacht
Trumpton and Camberwick Green
Trumpton and Camberwick Green
Were liked by John Deacon of Queen
Trumpton and Camberwick Green
Were liked by John Deacon of Queen
He loved Windy Miller
Trumpton and Camberwick Green
Were liked by John Deacon of Queen
He loved Windy Miller
But thought Chigley was filler
Trumpton and Camberwick Green
Were liked by John Deacon of Queen
He loved Windy Miller
But thought Chigley was filler
And I find all three quite serene.
Freddie Philips was a talented chap
Freddie Philips was a talented chap
But he wasn't best known for his rap
Freddie Philips was a talented chap
But he wasn't best known for his rap
More a six-string affair
Freddie Philips was a talented chap
But he wasn't best known for his rap
More a six-string affair
With a classical air,
#1080
Freddie Philips was a talented chap
But he wasn't best known for his rap
More a six-string affair
With a classical air,
Than that cacophonous, non musical err....
Can I cuss at all, on this forum?
Can I cuss at all, on this forum?
F*ck no! It's a place of decorum!
Can I cuss at all, on this forum?
F*ck no! It's a place of decorum!
Well b---x to that
Can I cuss at all, on this forum?
F*ck no! It's a place of decorum!
Well b---x to that,
Go s#!t in your hat,
Further posts like that we'll ignore 'em! :)
I say that was rather jolly,
I say that was rather jolly,
Though some might decry it as folly
I say that was rather jolly,
Like a rousing chorus of Hello Dolly,
Split!
I say that was rather jolly,
Like a rousing chorus of Hello Dolly,
Better Dolly than Sailor
I say that was rather jolly,
Though some might decry it as folly
They're just four letter words
I say that was rather jolly,
Like a rousing chorus of Hello Dolly,
Better Dolly than Sailor
Or being locked in a trailor
I say that was rather jolly,
Though some might decry it as folly
They're just four letter words
So is tits, but they're birds
I say that was rather jolly,
Like a rousing chorus of Hello Dolly,
Better Dolly than Sailor
Or being locked in a trailor
or stabbed in the heart with a brolly
I say that was rather jolly,
Though some might decry it as folly
They're just four letter words
So is tits, but they're birds
Who spend their time sitting on holly
That split was rather confusing
That split was rather confusing
But it made for some <rhymes type="amusing" />*
*Bit of pseudo-XML for the web/data-enthusiasts amongst us; I never normally pronounce the "=" so am not considering it a syllable
That split was rather confusing
But it made for some <rhymes type="amusing" />*
^ that's jolly well done!
That split was rather confusing
But it made for some <rhymes type="amusing" />*
^ that's jolly well done!
Go and bask in the sun
That split was rather confusing
But it made for some <rhymes type="amusing" />*
^ that's jolly well done!
Go and bask in the sun
With the turtle that likes self abusing
There, I lowered the tone, yet again
There, I lowered the tone, yet again
I think you should blame David Blane
There, I lowered the tone, yet again
I think you should blame David Blane
He brought it on himself/small self-centred elf (you choose, I am too tired to care)
There, I lowered the tone, yet again
I think you should blame David Blane
He brought it on himself
Standing up on that shelf
There, I lowered the tone, yet again
I think you should blame David Blane
He brought it on himself
Standing up on that shelf
When he should be outside in the rain.
I once knew a fellow named Fritz,
I once knew a fellow named Fritz
Who often frequented the Ritz
I once knew a fellow named Fritz
Who often frequented the Ritz
With his top hat and tails
I once knew a fellow named Fritz
Who often frequented the Ritz
With his top hat and tails
And his seven pet whales,
I once knew a fellow named Fritz
Who often frequented the Ritz
With his top hat and tails
And his seven pet whales,
No worries of them doing the splits.
A whale would have mighty big legs,
A whale would have mighty big legs,
Whales don't have legs (your pardon, I begs)
A whale would have mighty big legs,
Whales don't have legs (your pardon, I begs),
But if they did, they'd be big,
A whale would have mighty big legs,
Whales don't have legs (your pardon, I begs),
But if they did, they'd be big,
And if they did a jig,
A whale would have mighty big legs,
Whales don't have legs (your pardon, I begs),
But if they did, they'd be big,
And if they did a jig,
they may end up laying some eggs
Is a cookie a cake or a biscuit?
Is a cookie a cake or a biscuit?
And what would go better with brisket?
Is a cookie a cake or a biscuit?
And what would go better with brisket?
Dunno; ask a Yank?
Is a cookie a cake or a biscuit?
And what would go better with brisket?
Dunno; ask a Yank?
A. biscuit, B. gravy drank,
Is a cookie a cake or a biscuit?
And what would go better with brisket?
Dunno; ask a Yank?
A. biscuit, B. gravy drank,
C. Chip Shop curry if you'd risk it
Who'd risk a Doner Kebab ?
Who'd risk a Doner Kebab ?
In my youth, why I'd take a stab*
(* long long ago)
Who'd risk a Doner Kebab ?
In my youth, why I'd take a stab*
Vast lashings of sauce
(* long long ago)
Who'd risk a Doner Kebab ?
In my youth, why I'd take a stab
Vast lashings of sauce
(Garlic chili of course),
Who'd risk a Doner Kebab ?
In my youth, why I'd take a stab
Vast lashings of sauce
(Garlic chili of course),
And your face would need a big swab
There once was a Frost*ie from OZ
Who'd risk a Doner Kebab ?
In my youth, why I'd take a stab,
But nowadays I find,
Who'd risk a Doner Kebab ?
In my youth, why I'd take a stab,
But nowadays I find,
That you're way way behind??? ;)
There once was a Frost*ie from Oz
Tho nobody knew who he woz...
#1090
Who'd risk a Doner Kebab ?
In my youth, why I'd take a stab,
But nowadays I find,
That you're way way behind??? ;)
Says she, with her gift of the gab.
[Gawd knows what happened there: I did post that before Mikey's line, honest :o]
There once was a Frost*ie from Oz
Tho nobody knew who he woz...
Sheep shearer, perhaps?
There once was a Frost*ie from Oz
Tho nobody knew who he woz...
Sheep shearer, perhaps?
A muso who raps?
There once was a Frost*ie from Oz
Tho nobody knew who he woz...
Sheep shearer, perhaps?
A muso who raps?
Or a summertime-style Santa Cl-oz
Whilst playing a Frost* MP3
Whilst playing a Frost* MP3
To Eric, the half-a-bee
Whilst playing a Frost* MP3
To Eric, the half-a-bee
What's the rest of him made of?
Whilst playing a Frost* MP3
To Eric, the half-a-bee
What's the rest of him made of?
He's cross bread with a gay dove
Whilst playing a Frost* MP3
To Eric, the half-a-bee
What's the rest of him made of?
He's cross bread bred with a gay dove
And the fruit of the mind of John Cleese (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MlrsqGal64w)
How can a gay dove procreate?
How can a gay dove procreate?
Being happy's a fine way to mate!
How can a gay dove procreate?
Being happy's a fine way to mate!
"I'm free" is his coo
How can a gay dove procreate?
Being happy's a fine way to mate!
"I'm free" is his coo
then what frolics ensue!
How can a gay dove procreate?
Being happy's a fine way to mate!
"I'm free" is his coo
then what frolics ensue!
Until she whispers "I'm late"
Right it's off to the dentist for me
You're late mate, it's gone tooth hurtee!
Right it's off to the dentist for me
You're late mate, it's gone tooth hurtee!
That was scraping the barrel
Right it's off to the dentist for me
You're late mate, it's gone tooth hurtee!
That was scraping the barrel
Rolled out by happy Carol
Right it's off to the dentist for me
You're late mate, it's gone tooth hurtee!
That was scraping the barrel
Rolled out by happy Carol
Who offers her services for free.
I just heard a Big, Bangy echo
I just heard a Big, Bangy echo
I just heard a Big, Bangy echo
I just heard a Big, Bangy echo
I just heard a Big, Bangy echo
An echo went bang
I just heard a Big, Bangy echo
I just heard a Big, Bangy echo
An echo went bang
And spacetime began
I just heard a Big, Bangy echo
I just heard a Big, Bangy echo
An echo went bang,
And spacetime began,
As the fart of a gigantic gecko.
They have marvellous feet, donchaknow,
They have marvellous feet, donchaknow,
Van-der-waals from each hair on each toe,
They have marvellous feet, donchaknow,
Van-der-waals from each hair on each toe,
Most cannot blink
They have marvellous feet, donchaknow,
Van-der-waals from each hair on each toe,
Most cannot blink
And are friends with a skink
They have marvellous feet, donchaknow,
Van-der-waals from each hair on each toe,
Most cannot blink
And are friends with a skink
And are fond of a fruity bordeaux
So we should get a Frost* gig in June!
So we should get a Frost* gig in June!
There'll be cake and jelly and a balloon!
So we should get a Frost* gig in June!
There'll be cake and jelly and a balloon!
A party for all,
So we should get a Frost* gig in June!
There'll be cake and jelly and a balloon!
A party for all,
With a cross upon the wall
So we should get a Frost* gig in June!
There'll be cake and jelly and a balloon!
A party for all,
With a cross upon the wall
And we'll all be over the moon.
TA is shy, his age he won't reveal
TA is shy, his age he won't reveal
As he struggles to do a cartwheel
TA is shy, his age he won't reveal
As he struggles to do a cartwheel
He's heels over head
TA is shy, his age he won't reveal
As he struggles to do a cartwheel
He's heels over head
AKA in-ver-ted
TA is shy, his age he won't reveal
As he struggles to do a cartwheel
He's heels over head
AKA in-ver-ted
Somersaults landed with zeal
A moment of mechanic rotation
A moment of mechanic rotation
May end at the railway station
A moment of mechanic rotation
May end at the railway station
As chuff turns to hiss,
A moment of mechanic rotation
May end at the railway station
As chuff turns to hiss,
Steam trains! What bliss,
A moment of mechanic rotation
May end at the railway station
As chuff turns to hiss,
Steam trains! What bliss,
And all ended with electrification
Nurse, bring bubble wrap for Jem and his hands
Nurse, bring bubble wrap for Jem and his hands
While we're at it, better do all the band's
Nurse, bring bubble wrap for Jem and his hands
While we're at it, better do all the band's
Important key features
Nurse, bring bubble wrap for Jem and his hands
While we're at it, better do all the band's
Important key features
such delicate creatures
#1100
Nurse, bring bubble wrap for Jem and his hands
While we're at it, better do all the band's
Important key features
such delicate creatures
With TA will they do some headstands?
So Frost* will be ranking the house
So Frost* will be rawking the house
A house owned by Richard Georg Strauss?
So Frost* will be rawking the house,
A house owned by Richard Georg Strauss?
A Bayerisch lodge,
So Frost* will be rawking the house,
A house owned by Richard Georg Strauss?
A Bayerisch lodge,
Will echo with Prog*
*artistic license, innit.
So Frost* will be rawking the house,
A house owned by Richard Georg Strauss?
A Bayerisch lodge,
Will echo with Prog*
All played by a ginger-haired mouse.
The rozzers are out here in force,
The rozzers are out here in force,
Scoffing burgers with barbeque sauce,
The rozzers are out here in force,
Scoffing burgers with barbeque sauce,
Protecting POTUS,
The rozzers are out here in force,
Scoffing burgers with barbeque sauce,
Protecting POTUS,
And passing some flatus
The rozzers are out here in force,
Scoffing burgers with barbeque sauce,
Protecting POTUS,
And passing some flatus
Yes that's rather a matter of course.
While inside the boys in the band,
While inside the boys in the band,
(As in love, or a quick one night stand?)
While inside the boys in the band,
(As in love, or a quick one night stand?)
Let's not get too gruesome
While inside the boys in the band,
(As in love, or a quick one night stand?)
Let's not get too gruesome
Just stick to a twosome
While inside the boys in the band,
(As in love, or a quick one night stand?),
Let's not get too gruesome,
Just stick to a twosome,
Else the orgy'll get out of hand.
Phew, that was a narrow escape,
Phew, that was a narrow escape,
from a very large barbary ape,
Phew, that was a narrow escape,
from a very large barbary ape.
How'd the ape get so large?
Phew, that was a narrow escape,
from a very large barbary ape.
How'd the ape get so large?
Tons and tons of cheap marge,
Phew, that was a narrow escape,
from a very large barbary ape.
How'd the ape get so large?
Tons and tons of cheap marge,
And the world's largest banana crêpe.
I've just bought a brand new fridge-freezer
I've just bought a brand new fridge-freezer
Any photos to give us a teaser?
I've just bought a brand new fridge-freezer
Any photos to give us a teaser?
It's not full of Frost*
I've just bought a brand new fridge-freezer
Any photos to give us a teaser?
It's not full of Frost*
Nor yet Alain Prost
I've just bought a brand new fridge-freezer
Any photos to give us a teaser?
It's not full of Frost*
Nor yet Alain Prost
Just the torso of some homeless geezer :o
No officer, I don't know how it got there,
No officer, I don't know how it got there,
Though limbless, it sure took some flair,
No officer, I don't know how it got there,
Though limbless, it sure took some flair,
Don't be scared - it's quite armless
No officer, I don't know how it got there,
Though limbless, it sure took some flair,
Don't be scared - it's quite armless,
It promotes inner calmness,
:o :o :o
No officer, I don't know how it got there,
Though limbless, it sure took some flair,
Don't be scared - it's quite armless,
It promotes inner calmness,
Oh sorry. Now I've got a pair.
So, it's a life on the run now, for me
So, it's a life on the run now, for me
Skulking around in anonymity
So, it's a life on the run now, for me
Skulking around in anonymity
Oh but we know, we know
So, it's a life on the run now, for me
Skulking around in anonymity
Oh but we know, we know
The name of your beaux
So, it's a life on the run now, for me
Skulking around in anonymity
Oh but we know, we know
The name of your beaux
Nidal? He means nothing to me
I heard Tiger Moth's ditty last night*
* very impressed. You can put down for one, too
I heard Tiger Moth's ditty last night*
His stripey wings gave me a fright
I heard Tiger Moth's ditty last night*
His stripey wings gave me a fright
Do you mean me, or Hackett? :)
I heard Tiger Moth's ditty last night*
His stripey wings gave me a fright
Do you mean me, or Hackett?
Who is making that racket?
I heard Tiger Moth's ditty last night*
His stripey wings gave me a fright
Do you mean me, or Hackett?
Who is making that racket?
They should be dropped from a great hight!
Last night I heard revolutions
Last night I heard revolutions
Had been started by confused Confucians
Last night I heard revolutions
Had been started by confused Confucians
Barking mad Buddhists?
Last night I heard revolutions
Had been started by confused Confucians
Barking mad Buddhists?
With knickers in twists,
Last night I heard revolutions
Had been started by confused Confucians
Barking mad Buddhists?
With knickers in twists,
disturbed in the middle of their ablutions!
I really refered to magenta,
I really referred to magenta
The band with the girlie Christina
I really referred to magenta
The band with the girlie Christina
Since when's that a rhyme?
I really referred to magenta
The band with the girlie Christina
Since when's that a rhyme?
A limerick crime!
#1110
I really referred to magenta
The band with the girlie Christina
Since when's that a rhyme?
A limerick crime!
Oh, shush - it's artistic license, innit.
So what did you think of the album?
Or:
I really referred to magenta
The band with the girlie Christina
Since when's that a rhyme?
A limerick crime!
Oh,
Yes I quite see what you meana / meanta.
So what did you think of the album?
Rather enjoyed it me auld chum.
So what did you think of the album?
Rather enjoyed it me auld chum
The tunes were toptastic
So what did you think of the album?
Rather enjoyed it me auld chum
The tunes were toptastic
No! they are fantastic
So what did you think of the album?
Rather enjoyed it me auld chum
The tunes were toptastic
No! they are fantastic
And not one note was atall bum.
(Hmm, Album? Cheers! Lol)
While listening to in absentia,
While listening to in absentia
(you don't make it easy do you...)
Blackest Eyes, Chloroform, all of that yeah?
While listening to in absentia
(you don't make it easy do ya...)
I heard a ton,
Of good tunes by Wilson,
Blackest Eyes, Chloroform, all of that yeah?
Excuse the liberties with the game :)
Excuse the liberties with the game
We've all done it, don't worry, no shame
Excuse the liberties with the game
We've all done it, don't worry, no shame
We always digress
Excuse the liberties with the game
We've all done it, don't worry, no shame
We always digress
Often with some success
Excuse the liberties with the game
We've all done it, don't worry, no shame
We always digress
Often with some success
And then give the mods all the blame
I got my car back again, good as new*
*the cretin over the road reversed into it
I got my car back again, good as new*
it now has four tyres, 'stead of two.
I got my car back again, good as new*
it now has four tyres, 'stead of two.
I used to do wheelies,
I got my car back again, good as new*
it now has four tyres, 'stead of two.
I used to do wheelies,
with Dan from the steelies
I got my car back again, good as new*
it now has four tyres, 'stead of two.
I used to do wheelies,
with Dan from the steelies
Along with his mate Deacon Blue.
You've got me playing Aja now!
You've got me playing Aja now!
Well, start with side one and "Black Cow".
You've got me playing Aja now!
Well, start with side one and "Black Cow".
They said Katy lied
You've got me playing Aja now!
Well, start with side one and "Black Cow".
They said Katy lied
Let's hope Peg hasn't died.
You've got me playing Aja now!
Well, start with side one and "Black Cow".
They said Katy lied
Let's hope Peg hasn't died.
And that Josie comes home, somehow.
'77 was a really great year
'77 was a really great year,
With memories I hold very dear,
'77 was a really great year,
With memories I hold very dear,
I loved being three,
'77 was a really great year,
With memories I hold very dear,
I loved being three,
Yeh but Secondes Out man gee!
'77 was a really great year,
With memories I hold very dear,
I loved being three,
Yeh but Secondes Out man gee!
GFTO's the winner, that's clear.
(Can we at least try and stick to a standard meter here, chaps? 9, 9, 6, 6, 9 syllables? I'm all for free-form noodling [hey, I'm a prog fan], but ... >:()
'Twas the year I took my O-levels,
'Twas the year I took my O-levels,
Which were followed by holiday revels?
'Twas the year I took my O-levels,
Which preceded holiday revels, :)
Please just let's get it right,
'Twas the year I took my O-levels,
Which preceded holiday revels, :)
Please just let's get it right,
The cash was so tight
'Twas the year I took my O-levels,
Which preceded holiday revels, :)
Please just let's get it right,
The cash was so tight,
I worked farming sheep, stinky devils.
But each lunchtime, I raced home to play
But each lunchtime, I raced home to play
lots of music to brighten my day
But each lunchtime, I raced home to play
lots of music to brighten my day
"I feel love (Donna Summer)"? ;)*
*#1 July 77: I could have gone for much worse!
But each lunchtime, I raced home to play
Lots of music to brighten my day,
"I feel love (Donna Summer)"?
"The Clash" with Joe Strummer?
* released on April 8, 1977 ;)
But each lunchtime, I raced home to play
Lots of music to brighten my day,
"I feel love (Donna Summer)"?
"The Clash" with Joe Strummer?
We Are T'Champions with young Brian May
Animals was out by Pink Floyd,
Animals was out by Pink Floyd,
Now you've done it, Jim will get annoyed! :)
Animals was out by Pink Floyd,
Now you've done it, Jim will get annoyed!
There was Seconds Out too
Animals was out by Pink Floyd,
Now you've done it, Jim will get annoyed!
There was Seconds Out too
And Hope by Klaatu,
Animals was out by Pink Floyd,
Now you've done it, Jim will get annoyed!
There was Seconds Out too
And Hope by Klaatu,
But A Farewell to Kings was the one to enjoy
The King was found dead on the loo
The King was found dead on the loo
He'd infarcted, having a poo
The King was found dead on the loo,
He'd infarcted while having a poo,
Stuffed full of Twinkies,
The King was found dead on the loo,
He'd infarcted while having a poo,
Stuffed full of Twinkies,
On a bowl full of stinkies,
(way to keep it classy...)
#1120
The King was found dead on the loo,
He'd infarcted while having a poo,
Stuffed full of Twinkies,
On a bowl full of stinkies,
Don't laugh, it might happen to you!
My O levels took place 1 year later
The King was found dead on the loo,
He'd infarcted while having a poo,
Stuffed full of Twinkies,
On a bowl full of stinkies,
And wearing shoes a nice shade of blue.
But really he lives on, you know,
Split!
My O levels took place 1 year later
Which qualified me as a waiter
But really he lives on, you know,
And works in a chip shop down the road
My O levels took place 1 year later
Which qualified me as a waiter
My birthday's tomorrow
But really he lives on, you know,
And works in a chip shop down the road
Now he swears this is true
My O levels took place 1 year later
Which qualified me as a waiter
My birthday's tomorrow
Happy birthday! No sorrow!
But really he lives on, you know,
And works in a chip shop down the road
Now he swears this is true
By his shoes (suede and blue)
My O levels took place 1 year later
Which qualified me as a waiter
My birthday's tomorrow
Happy birthday! No sorrow!
If you're good there's birthday cake later!
But really he lives on, you know,
And works in a chip shop down the road
Now he swears this is true
By his shoes (suede and blue)
But Billy and Kersty say not so.
Woops, silly me I forgot to start,
Woops, silly me I forgot to start,
Ahh, we've started! What is the next part?*
*I'm 43 today. I never signed up for the birthday bot. Anyone know what prog might have been playing around the start of my journey on this planet?
Woops, silly me I forgot to start,
Ahh, we've started! What is the next part?*
I haven't a clue
*I'm 43 today. I never signed up for the birthday bot. Anyone know what prog might have been playing around the start of my journey on this planet?
Fragile? Foxtrot? Nothing decent
Woops, silly me I forgot to start,
Ahh, we've started! What is the next part?*
I haven't a clue
1971 Zeppelin and The Who(* Happy Birthday!)
*I'm 43 today. I never signed up for the birthday bot. Anyone know what prog might have been playing around the start of my journey on this planet?
Fragile? Foxtrot? Nothing decent
Nothing decent? Where do you want to start? Hawkwind -Psychadelic Warlords... Fruupp....
#1130
Woops, silly me I forgot to start,
Ahh, we've started! What is the next part?*
I haven't a clue
1971 Zeppelin and The Who(* Happy Birthday!)
This limerick has fallen apart
I've decided to get things on track
I've decided to get things on track
That's how you deal with life: attack!
I've decided to get things on track
That's how you deal with life: attack!
Then maybe; retreat!
I've decided to get things on track
That's how you deal with life: attack!
Then maybe; retreat!
With feet that are fleet
I've decided to get things on track
That's how you deal with life: attack!
Then maybe; retreat!
With feet that are fleet
or else its a knife in the back
There's a post from Jem on his blog
There's a post from Jem on his blog,
Gi'us a link (http://www.jemgodfrey.com) then, Mikey, you old dog,
There's a post from Jem on his blog,
Gi'us a link then, Mikey, you old dog,
You've done it, I see
There's a post from Jem on his blog,
Gi'us a link (http://www.jemgodfrey.com) then, Mikey, you old dog,
You've done it, I see,
With efficiency,
There's a post from Jem on his blog,
Gi'us a link then, Mikey, you old dog,
You've done it, I see,
With efficiency,
Didn't work, it's a cat in a clog
Something just made me feel old
Something just made me feel old,
To when crisps for three pennies were sold,
Something just made me feel old,
To when crisps for three pennies were sold,
The ha'penny chews
Something just made me feel old,
To when crisps for three pennies were sold,
The ha'penny chews
And Pineapple cubes
Something just made me feel old,
To when crisps for three pennies were sold,
The ha'penny chews
And Pineapple cubes
And bullseyes were commonly sold.
Mars bars twenty-six P in my day,
Mars bars twenty-six P in my day,
4* - thirty five pence a gallon, que?!? :-\
Mars bars twenty-six P in my day,
4* - thirty five pence a gallon, que?!? :-\
I wish I'd bought British
Mars bars twenty-six P in my day,
4* - thirty five pence a gallon, que?!?
I wish I'd bought British,
Heavens how old gittish :)
Mars bars twenty-six P in my day,
4* - thirty five pence a gallon, que?!?
I wish I'd bought British,
Heavens how old gittish
That's something my mother would say!
My first pint cost 27 pence
My first pint cost 27 pence
I imbibed using much common sense
My first pint cost 27 pence
I imbibed using much common sense
I felt awfully smug,
My first pint cost 27 pence
I imbibed using much common sense
I felt awfully smug,
Just pass me the mug!
My first pint cost 27 pence
I imbibed using much common sense
I felt awfully smug,
Just pass me the mug!
Frost*ies drinking skills are immense
Clouda's first is now eat
Clouda's first is now eat,
Just heard it thats some crazy sheet! :)
Clouda's first is now eat,
Just heard it thats some crazy sheet!
The next will be Chew
Clouda's first is now eat,
Just heard it, that's some crazy sheet!
The next will be chew
Swallow, digest, and poo,
Clouda's first is now eat,
Just heard it, that's some crazy sheet!
The next will be chew
Swallow, digest, and poo,
We're all waiting by for the tweet
Or, then again, maybe not!
Or, then again, maybe not!
Hmm, quite, i'm not feeling so hot.
Or, then again, maybe not!
Hmm, quite, i'm not feeling so hot.
Pip, pip cheerio!
Or, then again, maybe not!
Hmm, quite, i'm not feeling so hot.
Pip, pip cheerio!
It is time I must go
Or, then again, maybe not!
Hmm, quite, i'm not feeling so hot.
Pip, pip cheerio!
It is time I must go
For I need to be sick quite a lot! :)
Whilst listening to a bit of Clouda
Whilst listening to a bit of Clouda
I turned the volume "1 louda"
Cue Tap references! ;)
Whilst listening to a bit of Clouda
I turned the volume "1 loud"
I went past eleven
Whilst listening to a bit of Clouda
I turned the volume "1 louda"
I went past eleven
And gained aural heaven
Whilst listening to a bit of Clouda
I turned the volume "1 louda"
I went past eleven
And gained aural heaven
While scoffing a bowl of clam chowder.
I'm sorry that I lowered the tone,
I'm sorry that I lowered the tone,
We're used to it now: we don't moan 8)
I'm sorry that I lowered the tone,
We're used to it now: we don't moan
Bawdy, vulgar or coarse
I'm sorry that I lowered the tone,
We're used to it now: we don't moan
Bawdy, vulgar or coarse
It's all par for the course
I'm sorry that I lowered the tone,
We're used to it now: we don't moan
Bawdy, vulgar or coarse
It's all par for the course
And the size of an icecream cone! :)
Woops, I just kicked the dog in the face, :(
Woops, I just kicked the dog in the face, :(
Not very kind to the canine race,
Woops, I just kicked the dog in the face, :(
Not very kind to the canine race,
Cats deserve punching
Woops, I just kicked the dog in the face,
Not very kind to the canine race,
Cats deserve punching
Koreans have them for lunching!
#1140
Woops, I just kicked the dog in the face,
Not very kind to the canine race,
Cats deserve punching
Koreans have them for lunching!
So don't worry, they should know their place
There once was an old man of Prog
There once was an old man of Prog
A Frenchman we'll call "Le vieux frog"
There once was an old man of Prog
A Frenchman we'll call "Le vieux frog"
4/4 was passé
There once was an old man of Prog
A Frenchman we'll call "Le vieux frog"
4/4 was passé
Dix-sept/douze? Excusé!
There once was an old man of Prog
A Frenchman we'll call "Le vieux frog"
4/4 was passé
Dix-sept/douze? Excusé!
Ah, oui, oui! Erudite dialogue!
Craig's thumping the tubs for Pendragon
Craig's thumping the tubs for Pendragon,
Hitched up to an-Uther prog wagon,
Craig's thumping the tubs for Pendragon,
Hitched up to an-Uther prog wagon,
Ar-thur any more like him?
Craig's thumping the tubs for Pendragon,
Hitched up to an-Uther prog wagon,
Ar-thur any more like him?
Go-wain out on a limb,
Craig's thumping the tubs for Pendragon,
Hitched up to an-Uther prog wagon,
Ar-thur any more like him?
Go-wain out on a limb,
Don-know, but lets raise up a flagon.
In celebration of this pairing,
In celebration of this pairing
Their back catalogue requires an airing*
*On hearing the news I have done exactly that!
In celebration of this pairing
Their back catalogue requires an airing
I think "Pure" is their best
In celebration of this pairing
Their back catalogue requires an airing
I think "Pure" is their best
Now they're back from a rest
Is it me? I find them a tiny bit wearing
2 bank holidays come in May
2 bank holidays come in May
We're closing on mid-summers day
2 bank holidays come in May
We're closing on mid-summers day
I'm gigging this one coming,
2 bank holidays come in May
We're closing on mid-summers day
I'm gigging this one coming,
Gee-tar with added drumming,
2 bank holidays come in May
We're closing on mid-summers day
I'm gigging this one coming,
Gee-tar with added drumming,
Just keys and tracks sorry to say.
Beneath the waves is quite awesome
Beneath the waves is quite awesome,
Hold your breath, flap your limbs as a foursome,
Beneath the waves is quite awesome,
Hold your breath, flap your limbs as a foursome,
Erm, ok will do. What? :)
Beneath the waves is quite awesome,
Hold your breath, flap your limbs as a foursome,
Erm, ok will do. What? :)
Swim or sink, you great clot,
Beneath the waves is quite awesome,
Hold your breath, flap your limbs as a foursome,
Erm, ok will do. What? :)
Swim or sink, you great clot,
Mr Reed's masterpiece drops your jaw some.
Celebr8's twenty five days away
Celebr8's twenty five days away,
Not to mention seventeen thousand K,
:(
Celebr8's twenty five days away,
Not to mention seventeen thousand K,
That's a lot for a ticket!
Celebr8's twenty five days away,
Not to mention seventeen thousand K,
That's a lot for a ticket!
Even when its for cricket
Celebr8's twenty five days away,
Not to mention seventeen thousand K,
That's a lot for a ticket!
Even when its for cricket
But you can get your prog on all day
Joy of joy Eurovision's tonight
Joy of joy Eurovision's tonight,
That annual bombastic blight,
Joy of joy Eurovision's tonight,
That annual bombastic blight,
I quite liked Waterloo
Joy of joy Eurovision's tonight,
That annual bombastic blight,
I quite liked Waterloo,
Rare gem 'mongst the poo,
Joy of joy Eurovision's tonight,
That annual bombastic blight,
I quite liked Waterloo,
Rare gem 'mongst the poo,
And that beardy-girl? Well, ahem...quite!
I've been on a trip to Japan
I've been on a trip to Japan,
A tap-dancing ace, seventh dan,
I've been on a trip to Japan,
A tap-dancing ace, seventh dan,
Oh learry? How jorry! ;)
I've been on a trip to Japan,
A tap-dancing ace, seventh dan,
Oh learry? How jorry!
Naughty boy. Say sorry.
I've been on a trip to Japan,
A tap-dancing ace, seventh dan,
Oh learry? How jorry!
Naughty boy. Say sorry.
You're quite right, I shal eat humble flan?
I'm just enjoying some Jan Hammer,
I'm just enjoying some Jan Hammer,
He s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-said with a stammer
I'm just enjoying some Jan Hammer,
He s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-said with a stammer
Crockett and Tubbs?
I'm just enjoying some Jan Hammer,
He s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-said with a stammer
Crockett and Tubbs?
They beat me with clubs,
I'm just enjoying some Jan Hammer,
He s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-said with a stammer
Crockett and Tubbs?
They beat me with clubs,
Before they left me to rot in the slammer.
I'm off for a half-day in Brussels,
I'm off for a half-day in Brussels,
To look at the stars and eat mussels
I'm off for a half-day in Brussels,
To look at the stars and eat mussels
Will you partake of Kriek?
I'm off for a half-day in Brussels,
To look at the stars and eat mussels
Will you partake of Kriek?
Rochefort? Kwak? Mort Subite?
#1150
I'm off for a half-day in Brussels,
To look at the stars and eat mussels
Will you partake of Kriek?
Rochefort? Kwak? Mort Subite?
Too much cherry could lead to pub tussles.
I was too rushed to drink any beer,
I was too rushed to drink any beer,
Or to eat any mussels, I fear,
I was too rushed to drink any beer,
Or to eat any mussels, I fear,
It's all for the best
I was too rushed to drink any beer,
Or to eat any mussels, I fear,
It's all for the best
At least no stains on my vest
I was too rushed to drink any beer,
Or to eat any mussels, I fear,
It's all for the best
At least no stains on my vest
And besides which you might have felt queer.
With a beer i'd prefer a good madras,
With a beer i'd prefer a good madras,
It does cause a pain in the ar*e
With a beer i'd prefer a good madras,
It does cause a pain in the ar*e
Ooo no! A hot botty :-[
With a beer i'd prefer a good madras,
It does cause a pain in the ar*e
Ooo no! A hot botty :-[
All fiery and hotty
With a beer i'd prefer a good madras,
It does cause a pain in the ar*e
Ooo no! A hot botty
All fiery and hotty,
We Frost*ies are nothing but class.
There once was a lady from Kent,
There once was a lady from Kent,
her nose was incredibly bent
There once was a lady from Kent,
her nose was incredibly bent
In a rather stiff breeze
There once was a lady from Kent,
her nose was incredibly bent
In a rather stiff breeze,
She snoze a huge sneeze,
There once was a lady from Kent,
her nose was incredibly bent
In a rather stiff breeze,
She snoze a huge sneeze,
And caused a cosmological event.
For she was the Great Arkleseizure
For she was the Great Arkleseizure
the daughter of a fine weaver
Quote from: Mikey on May 15, 2014, 05:36:31 PM
For she was the Great Arkleseizure
the daughter of a fine weaver
You call that a rhyme? More like a crime ... ::)
For she was the Great Arkleseizure
The daughter of a fine weaver
Her hankie (http://hhgproject.org/entries/greatgreenarkleseizure.html) was feared
For she was the Great Arkleseizure
the daughter of a fine weaver
You call that a rhyme?
More like a crime ... ::)
But hey, it could have been worse.
So whats a musician to do,
For she was the Great Arkleseizure
the daughter of a fine weaver
You call that a rhyme?
More like a crime
It certainly wasn't a pleaser
I'm meeting a lawyer tomorrow
Bollocks, I'm not sorting that split out!
So what's a musician to do,
When his geetar is covered in goo?
I'm meeting a lawyer tomorrow,
To pour out my story of sorrow,
Bollocks, I'm not sorting that split out,
Separated testes would lead one to shout,
So what's a musician to do,
When his geetar is covered in goo?
From whence did it come?
I'm meeting a lawyer tomorrow,
To pour out my story of sorrow,
Like a Greek tragedy,
Bollocks, I'm not sorting that split out,
Separated testes would lead one to shout,
"Check testes, one, two,"
So what's a musician to do,
When his geetar is covered in goo?
From whence did it come?
Let's analyse some,
I'm meeting a lawyer tomorrow,
To pour out my story of sorrow,
Like a Greek tragedy,
Sung in high balladry,
Bollocks, I'm not sorting that split out,
Separated testes would lead one to shout,
"Check testes, one, two,"
Oh, a third; what to do?
So what's a musician to do,
When his geetar is covered in goo?
From whence did it come?
Let's analyse some,
and hope that it isn't bird poo
I'm meeting a lawyer tomorrow,
To pour out my story of sorrow,
Like a Greek tragedy,
Sung in high balladry,
I'm suing a dodgy hippo
Bollocks, I'm not sorting that split out,
Separated testes would lead one to shout,
"Check testes, one, two,"
Oh, a third; what to do?
the extra one likes to hangout
TA has questioned my rhymes
TA has questioned my rhymes
Which is choice, considering his crimes
TA has questioned my rhymes
Which is choice, considering his crimes
Not guilty, your honour,
TA has questioned my rhymes
Which is choice, considering his crimes
Not guilty, your honour,
It was Donald O'Connor
TA has questioned my rhymes
Which is choice, considering his crimes
Not guilty, your honour,
It was Donald O'Connor
Who flaunted the rules several times.
Not all of us hippos are dodgy
Not all of us hippos are dodgy
and neither are they all podgy
Not all of us hippos are dodgy
And neither are they all podgy,
They're svelte little beasts,
Not all of us hippos are dodgy
And neither are they all podgy,
They're svelte little beasts,
huge movable feasts
#1160
Not all of us hippos are dodgy
And neither are they all podgy,
They're svelte little beasts,
huge movable feasts
it's the rhymes which are a bit stodgy
I'm a spinner, a weaver and dyer
I'm a spinner, a weaver and dyer,
And sometimes a Mars Bar deep frier,
I'm a spinner, a weaver and dyer,
And sometimes a Mars Bar deep frier,
Mix them together
I'm a spinner, a weaver and dyer,
And sometimes a Mars Bar deep frier,
Mix them together
and love them forever
I'm a spinner, a weaver and dyer,
And sometimes a Mars Bar deep frier,
Mix them together
and love them forever
But watch the cholesterol soar higher
My birthday weekend saw success
My birthday weekend saw success,
Though my neighbours I didn't impress,
My birthday weekend saw success,
Though my neighbours I didn't impress,
beer, lager and curry
My birthday weekend saw success,
Though my neighbours I didn't impress,
beer, lager and curry,
Consumed in a hurry,
My birthday weekend saw success,
Though my neighbours I didn't impress,
beer, lager and curry,
Consumed in a hurry,
We left things in rather a mess
Gardening isn't Jem's forte
Gardening isn't Jem's forte
He fails with rake, spade, hori-hori*
*http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hori_hori (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hori_hori)
Gardening isn't Jem's forte
He fails with rake, spade, hori-hori*
a lawnmower man
Gardening isn't Jem's forte
He fails with rake, spade, hori-hori*
a lawnmower man
With a watering can
Gardening isn't Jem's forte
He fails with rake, spade, hori-hori*
a lawnmower man
With a watering can
but still grows a lovely bouquet
Those hyacinths don't survive Frost*
Those hyacinths don't survive Frost*
They weren't worth the fortune they cost,
Those hyacinths don't survive Frost*
They weren't worth the fortune they cost
Should have gone with a shrub
Those hyacinths don't survive Frost*
They weren't worth the fortune they cost
Should have gone with a shrub,
Or gone down to the pub,
Those hyacinths don't survive Frost*
They weren't worth the fortune they cost
Should have gone with a shrub,
Or gone down to the pub,
But, "Never mind, all is not lost"
Said the infamous man from Darjeeling
Said the infamous man from Darjeeling
I have a very strange feeling
Said the infamous man from Darjeeling,
I have a very strange feeling,
It starts off in my toes,
Said the infamous man from Darjeeling,
I have a very strange feeling,
It starts off in my toes,
And ends up in my nose
Said the infamous man from Darjeeling,
I have a very strange feeling,
It starts off in my toes,
And ends up in my nose
affecting my eyes and my hearing
It's not a really fun post
It's not a really fun post,
Now come on, you just don't want to bost!
It's not a really fun post,
Now come on, you just don't want to bost!
bosting is wrong*
*http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=B%C3%B8st (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=B%C3%B8st)
It's not a really fun post,
Now come on, you just don't want to bost!
Bosting is wrong,
While a bøst place is Kvong*
*https://www.google.dk/maps/place/6800+Kvong/ (https://www.google.dk/maps/place/6800+Kvong/)
It's not a really fun post,
Now come on, you just don't want to bost!
Bosting is wrong,
While a bøst place is Kvong
But best is a nice slice of toast*
Mrs O is feeling quite tired
* http://www.ujnews.com/uk-prince-charles-wedding-day-toast-fetches-361/
Mrs O is feeling quite tired
though still far from being retired
Mrs O is feeling quite tired
though still far from being retired
I don't understand it
Mrs O is feeling quite tired
though still far from being retired
I don't understand it
She didn't demand it,
Mrs O is feeling quite tired
though still far from being retired
I don't understand it
She didn't demand it,
But her sell by date hasn't expired!
I've just been watching the X-Men
I've just been watching the X-Men.
Did you like all the special effects, then?
I've just been watching the X-Men.
Did you like all the special effects, then?
It's rather far-fetched
I've just been watching the X-Men.
Did you like all the special effects, then?
It's rather far-fetched
Though the costumes well sketched
I've just been watching the X-Men.
Did you like all the special effects, then?
It's rather far-fetched
Though the costumes well sketched
I watched in my Marvel bedecked den.
I think I'd look awesome in spandex,
I think I'd look awesome in spandex,
or loons with some spangly flecks
I think I'd look awesome in spandex,
or loons with some spangly flecks
Are you female and fit?
I think I'd look awesome in spandex,
or loons with some spangly flecks
Are you female and fit?
Or some ugly git?
I think I'd look awesome in spandex,
or loons with some spangly flecks
Are you female and fit?
Or some ugly git?
Does it matter with luvverly kecks?
I once had some PVC jeans
I once had some PVC jeans,
I filled them with fried rice and beans,
I once had some PVC jeans,
I filled them with fried rice and beans,
Well that's news to me, sir
I once had some PVC jeans,
I filled them with fried rice and beans,
Well that's news to me, sir
You'd better flash fry not stir
#1170
I once had some PVC jeans,
I filled them with fried rice and beans,
Well that's news to me, sir
You'd better flash fry not stir
Next time just stick the greens
PVC jeans: I'm aghast
PVC jeans: I'm aghast
Don't knock Jim's shock Goth Rock past,
PVC jeans: I'm aghast
Don't knock Jim's shock Goth Rock past,
It weren't goth - I was glam!
PVC jeans: I'm aghast
Don't knock Jim's shock Goth Rock past,
It weren't goth - I was glam!
And I wrote Wig-Wam Bam
#1171
PVC jeans: I'm aghast
Don't knock Jim's shock Goth Rock past,
It weren't goth - I was glam!
And I wrote Wig-Wam Bam
So those jeans: full length or half-mast?
PVC jeans, though. Weren't they a bit sweaty?
PVC jeans, though. Weren't they a bit sweaty?
Like the armpit of my great aunt Betty
PVC jeans, though. Weren't they a bit sweaty?
Like the armpit of my great aunt Betty
It depends what you do
PVC jeans, though. Weren't they a bit sweaty?
Like the armpit of my great aunt Betty
It depends what you do
With what and with who, (whom)
PVC jeans, though. Weren't they a bit sweaty?
Like the armpit of my great aunt Betty
It depends what you do
With what and with who, (whom)
Just make sure it isn't a Yeti
Jem's never had luck with websites*
*looks like http://www.jemgodfrey.com (http://www.jemgodfrey.com) has gone down/been hacked/removed by owner again...
Jem's never had luck with websites,
They're one of life's more futile fights,
PVC jeans, though. Weren't they a bit sweaty?
Like the armpit of my great aunt Betty
It depends what you do
With what and with who, (whom)
And if it involves tinned spaghetti.
This weekend I'm going a-gigging
Jem's never had luck with websites,
They're one of life's more futile fights,
Hippo's cocked up, I see
Jem's never had luck with websites,
They're one of life's more futile fights,
Hippo's cocked up, I see
Oh no! Woe is me!
Jem's never had luck with websites,
They're one of life's more futile fights,
Hippo's cocked up, I see
Oh no! Woe is me!
Not only that, he's laddered his tights.
It's been drizzling non-stop for a day,
It's been drizzling non-stop for a day
Not good if you want to make Hay
It's been drizzling non-stop for a day,
Not good if you want to make Hay,
Wye'd you want to do that?
It's been drizzling non-stop for a day,
Not good if you want to make Hay,
Wye'd you want to do that?
when you live in a flat,
It's been drizzling non-stop for a day,
Not good if you want to make Hay,
Wye'd you want to do that?
when you live in a flat,
I think that's too subtle, TA ;D ;D
In Wigan, it's all overcast
In Wigan, it's all overcast,
Climate change will fix that quite fast,
In Wigan, it's all overcast,
Climate change will fix that quite fast,
It´s cloudy in Spain
In Wigan, it's all overcast,
Climate change will fix that quite fast,
It´s cloudy in Spain
Carshalton's in flame
In Wigan, it's all overcast,
Climate change will fix that quite fast,
It´s cloudy in Spain
Carshalton's in flame
But their pocket sun's burning out fast.
Enjoying agony deliscious,
Enjoying agony delicious
Is like washing yours malls with the dishes
Enjoying agony delicious
Is like washing yours malls with the dishes
Shopping centres are dirty,
Enjoying agony delicious
Is like washing yours malls with the dishes
Shopping centres are dirty,
so you must shop covertly
Enjoying agony delicious
Is like washing your smalls with the dishes
Shopping centres are dirty,
So you must shop covertly
And take care not to sully your missus.
Scotch bonnets - are they habaneros?
Enjoying agony delicious
Is like washing yours malls with the dishes
Shopping centres are dirty,
so you must shop covertly,
While trying to not look suspicious.
Jem's web pages don't hang around,
SPLIT!
Scotch bonnets - are they habaneros?
Similar, and equally dangeros :P
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Habanero
Jem's web pages don't hang around,
Though his songs make a glorious sound
Scotch bonnets - are they habaneros?
Similar, and equally dangeros :P
all fiery & hot
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Habanero
Jem's web pages don't hang around,
Though his songs make a glorious sound
A new one is due
Scotch bonnets - are they habaneros?
Similar, and equally dangeros :P
all fiery & hot
When leaving the bot
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Habanero
Jem's web pages don't hang around,
Though his songs make a glorious sound
A new one is due
Lets hope it's not poo
*Spot the theme...
Scotch bonnets - are they habaneros?
Similar, and equally dangeros
all fiery & hot
When leaving the bot
With a heat that can be hard to baros! :)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Habanero
#1180
Jem's web pages don't hang around,
Though his songs make a glorious sound
A new one is due
Lets hope it's not poo
I'm sure it'll be far more profound!
Although he has recorded in bogs, :)
Although he has recorded in bogs
And sampled the noises of hogs
Although he has recorded in bogs
And sampled the noises of hogs
Jem's always had fun
Although he has recorded in bogs
And sampled the noises of hogs
Jem's always had fun
Drop the tea, run
Although he has recorded in bogs
And sampled the noises of hogs
Jem's always had fun
Drop the tea, run
Not sounding like boxes of frogs
The bogs were twisted and changed
The bogs were twisted and changed
A toilet, bizarre and deranged
The bogs were twisted and changed
A toilet, bizarre and deranged
Red carpet...not sticky
The bogs were twisted and changed
A toilet, bizarre and deranged
Red carpet...not sticky
Oo I feel quite dicky, (In the sense of unwell) :)
The bogs were twisted and changed
A toilet, bizarre and deranged
Red carpet...not sticky
Oo I feel quite dicky, (In the sense of unwell) :)
The puking was all pre-arranged
There once was a Godfrey from Sussex
There once was a Godfrey from Sussex
Who had a chicken that's now ex
There once was a Godfrey from Sussex
Who had a chicken that's now ex
Disjointed and plucked
There once was a Godfrey from Sussex
Who had a chicken that's now ex
Disjointed and plucked
His coop is now broken (you could say I chickened out-coat)
There once was a Godfrey from Sussex
Who had a chicken that's now ex
Disjointed and plucked
His coop is now broken
He fed it to his pet dog rex.
Is it me, or are kaipa just great?
Is it me, or are kaipa just great?
or something you really should hate?
Is it me, or are kaipa just great?
or something you really should hate?
I much prefer Abba*
*actually I do. I do, I do, I do, I do, I do ;)
Is it me, or are kaipa just great?
or something you really should hate?
I much prefer Abba*
I'll call myself a cabba!
Is it me, or are kaipa just great?
or something you really should hate?
I much prefer Abba*
I'll call myself a cabba!
Ge, you're looking greenish of late.
I have stacks of Frost* piccies to share,
I have stacks of Frost* piccies to share,
Shame I can't say the same, re my hair :'(
I have stacks of Frost* piccies to share,
Shame I can't say the same, re my hair :'(
Why, share them with us!
I have stacks of Frost* piccies to share,
Shame I can't say the same, re my hair :'(
Why, share them with us!
If its not too much fuss,
I have stacks of Frost* piccies to share,
Shame I can't say the same, re my hair :'(
Why, share them with us!
If its not too much fuss,
Seems that both of them are rare!
Neither rare hair nor photos from me...
Neither rare hair nor photos from me,
Just things seen hidden in chemistry,
Neither rare hair nor photos from me,
Just things seen hidden in chemistry,
Far beyond the black light,
Neither rare hair nor photos from me,
Just things seen hidden in chemistry,
Far beyond the black light,
We shall fight the good fight
Neither rare hair nor photos from me,
Just things seen hidden in chemistry,
Far beyond the black light,
We shall fight the good fight
And then we'll meet baldy for tea
My pussy has just killed a bird
My pussy has just killed a bird
Well that's nothing too strange or absurd.
My pussy has just killed a bird
Well that's nothing too strange or absurd.
You ain't seen my pussy
My pussy has just killed a bird
Well that's nothing too strange or absurd.
You ain't seen my pussy
I've just spilt my coffee!
My pussy has just killed a bird
Well that's nothing too strange or absurd.
You ain't seen my pussy
I've just spilt my coffee!
Tell me is it quite smooth or furred?
(Or if you want a clean one)
I bet after it did it purred!
(Or)
I was on the wireless, did you heard?
------------------
There was an old man called Bartholomew,
There was an old man called Bartholomew,
Who wanted to hear something new,
There was an old man called Bartholomew,
Who wanted to hear something new,
Too tired of Coldplay
There was an old man called Bartholomew,
Who wanted to hear something new,
Too tired of Coldplay
He chose Blackfield today
There was an old man called Bartholomew,
Who wanted to hear something new,
Too tired of Coldplay
He chose Blackfield today
Tomorrow we'll have Cutting Crew
Apologies, the last was a crime
Apologies, the last was a crime
That's OK, it needed to rhyme
Apologies, the last was a crime
That's OK, it needed to rhyme
I just died in your,
Apologies, the last was a crime
That's OK, it needed to rhyme
I just died in your,
Arms. Are you sure?
#1190
Apologies, the last was a crime
That's OK, it needed to rhyme
I just died in your,
Arms. Are you sure?
I will catch you, time after time.
Well it sure beats Coldplay by a mile... *
*IMHO
Well it sure beats Coldplay by a mile...
When I hear them it just creates bile
Well it sure beats Coldplay by a mile...
When I hear them it just creates bile
So dreary & bland
Well it sure beats Coldplay by a mile...
When I hear them it just creates bile
So dreary & bland;
The charisma of sand,
Well it sure beats Coldplay by a mile...
When I hear them it just creates bile
So dreary & bland;
The charisma of sand,
It really just isn't my style
I found out my screws are quite large
Well it sure beats Coldplay by a mile...
When I hear them it just creates bile
So dreary & bland;
The charisma of sand,
Played with skills of a drunk crocodile.
I ought to update this site's news-thing
Oops. I splitteded. Sorry!
I ought to update this site's news-thing
Let us know! Add a bell that goes "ding"?
I found out my screws are quite large
When I measured them in the garage
I ought to update this site's news-thing
Let us know! Add a bell that goes "ding"?
But what should it say?
I found out my screws are quite large
When I measured them in the garage
A big prison warder (http://english.stackexchange.com/questions/32565/what-is-the-origin-of-the-term-screw-in-the-case-of-a-prison-guard)
I ought to update this site's news-thing
Let us know! Add a bell that goes "ding"?
But what should it say?
"There's no 'new' news today"?
I found out my screws are quite large
When I measured them in the garage
A big prison warder
In a state of disorder
I ought to update this site's news-thing
Let us know! Add a bell that goes "ding"?
But what should it say?
"There's no 'new' news today"?
In news absence, a lyric to sing?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I found out my screws are quite large
When I measured them in the garage
A big prison warder
In a state of disorder
Was looking in haste for his marge*
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
An amateur baker from Crewe
* - http://www.lovefood.com/journal/opinions/26730/butter-or-stork--which-makes-the-best-sponge
An amateur baker from Crewe
Sailed to Florida in a canoe
An amateur baker from Crewe
Sailed to Florida in a canoe
With a baguette for a paddle
An amateur baker from Crewe
Sailed to Florida in a canoe
With a baguette for a paddle
the rhyme is an addle
An amateur baker from Crewe
Sailed to Florida in a canoe
With a baguette for a paddle
the rhyme is an addle
and certainly this one is too.
Put Tardis on Milliontown's cover!
Put Tardis on Milliontown's cover!
It's one for a real music lover
Put Tardis on Milliontown's cover!
It's one for a real music lover
It's blue and not red
Put Tardis on Milliontown's cover!
It's one for a real music lover
It' blue and not red
That'll F* with your head...
Put Tardis on Milliontown's cover!
It's one for a real music lover
It' blue and not red
That'll F* with your head...
Like an oversexed common ringed plover
A relative to the peewit
A relative to the peewit
A Lapwing full of B*
A relative to the peewit
A Lapwing full of B*
Hmm...Not wishing to activate anyone's inner TA :o..but should over sexed be hyphenated? Just askin'... ;)
I think I put it as a single word but my ipad "corrected" it without me noticing. I'll adjust it :-[
A relative to the peewit
A Lapwing full of B*
They fly through the air
A relative to the peewit,
A Lapwing full of B*,
They fly through the air
With a look of despair,
[My inner TA, which is frequently expressed externally as well, compelled me to add some punctuation :P]
A relative to the peewit,
A Lapwing full of B*,
They fly through the air
With a look of despair,
Wishing they could be a blue tit.
It's Kino's cutting room floor for me
It's Kino's cutting room floor for me
Best enjoyed with a nice cup of tea
It's Kino's cutting room floor for me
Best enjoyed with a nice cup of tea
It is rather splendid
It's Kino's cutting room floor for me
Best enjoyed with a nice cup of tea
It is rather splendid
Served with morsels of squid
It's Kino's cutting room floor for me
Best enjoyed with a nice cup of tea
It is rather splendid
Served with morsels of squid
With art work by vitamin P
I went to see Asia last night
I went to see Asia last night
Good grief, what a terribly long flight,
I went to see Asia last night
Good grief, what a terribly long flight,
Kansas is a nice place,
I went to see Asia last night
Good grief, what a terribly long flight,
Kansas is a nice place,
And Boston is ace,
I went to see Asia last night
Good grief, what a terribly long flight,
Kansas is a nice place,
And Boston is ace,
But we all know that Manchester's shi....er, all right
I'm lying, I love Liverpool more
I'm lying, I love Liverpool more,
Where the Reds have shown just how to score,
I'm lying, I love Liverpool more,
Where the Reds have shown just how to score,
The end of a drought
I'm lying, I love Liverpool more,
Where the Reds have shown just how to score,
The end of a drought
Where the team has won nowt,
* I have no idea what you guys are talking about, but I figured some regional sporting competition was a good guess. It was that or Liverpudlian Communists picking up ladies of an evening...
#1200
I'm lying, I love Liverpool more,
Where the Reds have shown just how to score,
The end of a drought
Where the team has won nowt,
Were they wasting their time with a whore?
The World Cup is much over-hyped*
*hyphen OK there? ;D
The World Cup is much over-hyped*,
With a hyphen superfluously typed,
The World Cup is much over-hyped*,
With a hyphen superfluously typed,
TA's at it again ::)
The World Cup is much over-hyped*,
With a hyphen superfluously typed,
TA's at it again ::)
He's a grammatic fan!
The World Cup is much over-hyped*,
With a hyphen superfluously typed,
TA's at it again ::)
He's a grammatic fan!
"If only you all were", he griped.
The decline in standards is shocking,
The decline in standards is shocking,
He said to their good-natured mocking, ;)
The decline in standards is shocking,
He said to their good-natured mocking, ;)
A tough kind of love,
The decline in standards is shocking,
He said to their good-natured mocking, ;)
A tough kind of love,
But heavens above:
The decline in standards is shocking,
He said to their good-natured mocking, ;)
A tough kind of love,
But heavens above:
Soem mistyeps cant messup ur rockin'!
"Good day to you, sir", said this horse (http://www.tamiasoutside.com/wp-content/themes/paalam/img/horse2.jpg)
"Good day to you, sir", said this horse
Before hurtling off, down the course
"Good day to you, sir", said this horse
Before hurtling off, down the course
with a yes and a neigh
"Good day to you, sir", said this horse
Before hurtling off, down the course
with a yes and a neigh
They are off and away
"Good day to you, sir", said this horse
Before hurtling off, down the course
with a yes and a neigh
They are off and away
Breaking ankles and feeling the force.
Tomorrow's Monday? No, not again!
Tomorrow's Monday? No, not again!
Be calm and think thoughts that are Zen,
Tomorrow's Monday? No, not again!
Be calm and think thoughts that are Zen
Go to work, earn some dosh
Tomorrow's Monday? No, not again!
Be calm and think thoughts that are Zen
Go to work, earn some dosh
Or let others, if you're posh,
Tomorrow's Monday? No, not again!
Be calm and think thoughts that are Zen
Go to work, earn some dosh
Or let others, if you're posh,
And think of what might be, when....
The glorious day comes at last
The glorious day comes at last
When Frost* becomes a full time band, releases an album a year and tours regularly (sorry that doesn't scan)
The glorious day comes at last
When we all can go out for a blast
The glorious day comes at last,
When we all can go out for a blast,
On bespoke racing bikes,
The glorious day comes at last,
When we all can go out for a blast,
On bespoke racing bikes,
Or p'raps Sinclair powered Zikes*
*http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sinclair_Zike
The glorious day comes at last,
When we all can go out for a blast,
On bespoke racing bikes,
Or p'raps Sinclair powered Zikes*
Hmmm...Z80's and C5's? Not Fast!
ZX81'n'82, aka Spectrum
ZX81'n'82, aka Spectrum
Melted down, makes a wonderful plectrum
ZX81'n'82, aka Spectrum
Melted down, makes a wonderful plectrum
Or colourful beer mat
ZX81'n'82, aka Spectrum
Melted down, makes a wonderful plectrum
Or colourful beer mat
Or uncomfortable hat
ZX81'n'82, aka Spectrum
Melted down, makes a wonderful plectrum
Or colourful beer mat
Or uncomfortable hat
I sat on some once and I recked 'em.
2-xl was a nice little toy,
2-xl was a nice little toy,
But bought a shirt that size for my boy
2-xl was a nice little toy,
But bought a shirt that size for my boy
It was green, yellow, red
2-xl was a nice little toy,
But bought a shirt that size for my boy
It was green, yellow, red
With a hole for his head
2-xl was a nice little toy,
But bought a shirt that size for my boy
It was green, yellow, red
With a hole for his head
And three more for the girls to enjoy.
I don't have a clue what that means,
I don't have a clue what that means,
he said whilst wearing his jeans
I don't have a clue what that means,
he said whilst wearing his jeans,
With their holes for his legs,
I don't have a clue what that means,
he said whilst wearing his jeans,
With their holes for his legs,
held together with pegs
I don't have a clue what that means,
he said whilst wearing his jeans,
With their holes for his legs,
held together with pegs
But creaking a bit at the seams....
That's not meant as a slight to TA
That's not meant as a slight to TA
As opposed to this one, ok?......
That's not meant as a slight to TA
As opposed to this one, ok?......
You callin' me fat?! :o
That's not meant as a slight to TA
As opposed to this one, ok?......
You callin' me fat?! :o
or a wizzened old bat?
That's not meant as a slight to TA
As opposed to this one, ok?......
You callin' me fat?! :o
or a wizzened old bat?
No! You're you, in your own special way
Will we soon be halfway through the year?
Will we soon be halfway through the year?
Yes, soon to be Christmas I fear
Will we soon be halfway through the year?
Yes, soon to be Christmas I fear
Oh God! You're my wife!
Will we soon be halfway through the year?
Yes, soon to be Christmas I fear
Oh God! You're my wife!
For whom tinsel is life,
#1210
Will we soon be halfway through the year?
Yes, soon to be Christmas I fear
Oh God! You're my wife!
For whom tinsel is life,
As for me, I'd rather have beer.
There is frost on the car here in Oz,
There is frost on the car here in Oz,
Put there by the Munchkins, because...
There is frost on the car here in Oz,
Put there by the Munchkins, because
On the Yellow Brick Road
There is frost on the car here in Oz,
Put there by the Munchkins, because
On the Yellow Brick Road
you cannot decode
There is frost on the car here in Oz,
Put there by the Munchkins, because
On the Yellow Brick Road
you cannot decode
Whatever that week was that was
Sometimes I choose rhymes over meaning
There is frost on the car here in Oz,
Put there by the Munchkins, because
On the Yellow Brick Road
you cannot decode
Whatever that week was that was
Sometimes I choose rhymes over meaning
Saves hours of plotting and scheming
Sometimes I choose rhymes over meaning
Saves hours of plotting and scheming
Your prose is awry
Sometimes I choose rhymes over meaning
Saves hours of plotting and scheming
Your prose is awry
Did'ja want me to cry?*
*Whoa, 80's flashback
Sometimes I choose rhymes over meaning,
Saves hours of plotting and scheming,
Your prose is awry,
D'ya want me to cry?
Or watch while your parrot is preening?
So Luis has done for our boys,
So Luis has done for our boys,
And the blame? I don't think it's Roy's
So Luis has done for our boys,
And the blame? I don't think it's Roy's
Meh. Football. Whatever.
So Luis has done for our boys,
And the blame? I don't think it's Roy's
Meh. Football. Whatever.
They weren't very clever
#1213
So Luis has done for our boys,
And the blame? I don't think it's Roy's
Meh. Football. Whatever.
They weren't very clever
They've gone home to listen to "Toys" boom tish
There once were some boys in Brazil
There once were some boys in Brazil
Who played football without zest or thrill
There once were some boys in Brazil
Who played football without zest or thrill
Then they started to salsa
There once were some boys in Brazil
Who played football without zest or thrill
Then they started to salsa
In the city of Tulsa,
There once were some boys in Brazil
Who played football without zest or thrill
Then they started to salsa
In the city of Tulsa,
Words for rhyming's sake shows lack of skill
Guy's, lets try and stick to the Story
OK, I know it's not Jackanory
But lines one and two
Show what to do
Get it right and your covered in glory
There are bucked teeth I want to punch straight
Guy's, lets try and stick to the theme
Of fishing for sea bass and bream
Renters, WTF? :o Right:
There are bucked teeth I want to punch straight
And others I don't really hate
PS TA's gonna get you!
There are bucked teeth I want to punch straight
And others I don't really hate
With these dentistry skillz
There are bucked teeth I want to punch straight
And others I don't really hate
With these dentistry skillz
and some accurate drillz
What was that about TA? ;)
There are bucked teeth I want to punch straight
And others I don't really hate
With these dentistry skillz
and some accurate drillz
I arrive on the scene, somewhat late.
What was that about TA? ;)
I'm glad that we're back on our course,
I'm glad that we're back on our course,
Said the jockey to his piebald horse
I'm glad that we're back on our course,
Said the jockey to his piebald horse
He rode him quite hard
Quote from: Renters on June 20, 2014, 11:04:39 AM
There once were some boys in Brazil
Who played football without zest or thrill
Then they started to salsa
In the city of Tulsa,
Words for rhyming's sake shows lack of skill
Ok Renters, I'm going to call you out right there. WTF do you expect me to do with "salsa"?
Quote from: Rook on June 20, 2014, 09:27:57 PM
Quote from: Renters on June 20, 2014, 11:04:39 AM
There once were some boys in Brazil
Who played football without zest or thrill
Then they started to salsa
In the city of Tulsa,
Words for rhyming's sake shows lack of skill
Ok Renters, I'm going to call you out right there. WTF do you expect me to do with "salsa"?
C'mon, Rook: everyone knows that the obvious rhyme would have been "khalsa":
noun: the group of initiated Sikhs to which devout orthodox Sikhs are ritually admitted at puberty; founded by the tenth and last Guru in 1699
Balsa would definitely have been wrong though; completely different pronunciation 8)
I'm glad that we're back on our course,
Said the jockey to his piebald horse
He rode him quite hard
To the knackers yard
Quote from: Trapezium Artist on June 20, 2014, 09:55:54 PM
Quote from: Rook on June 20, 2014, 09:27:57 PM
Quote from: Renters on June 20, 2014, 11:04:39 AM
There once were some boys in Brazil
Who played football without zest or thrill
Then they started to salsa
In the city of Tulsa,
Words for rhyming's sake shows lack of skill
Ok Renters, I'm going to call you out right there. WTF do you expect me to do with "salsa"?
C'mon, Rook: everyone knows that the obvious rhyme would have been "khalsa":
noun: the group of initiated Sikhs to which devout orthodox Sikhs are ritually admitted at puberty; founded by the tenth and last Guru in 1699
Balsa would definitely have been wrong though; completely different pronunciation 8)
Not in Wigan, it wouldn't!
I'm glad that we're back on our course,
Said the jockey to his piebald horse
He rode him quite hard
To the knackers yard
Dot dot dash (that's something clever, in morse)
That last statement was 100% tripe
That last statement was 100% tripe
True to form, but I'm not going to gripe
* Rook - can't blame me for Salsa, that was Owen's little gem
That last statement was 100% tripe
True to form, but I'm not going to gripe
These limericks get Frost*y
* Rook - can't blame me for Salsa, that was Owen's little gem
That last statement was 100% tripe
True to form, but I'm not going to gripe
These limericks get Frost*y
And our time is costly!
"Balsa would definitely have been wrong though; completely different pronunciation 8)" Aye, depends where ya from dook! Hoho
(Balsa and Salsa are different pronunciations? hmm.)
Gentlemen please! Let us not be drawn by such petty differences. We have a quest do we not?
That last statement was 100% tripe
True to form, but I'm not going to gripe
These limericks get Frost*y
And our time is costly!
With a squeegee and windows to wipe!
An honest window cleaner from Lancs
An honest window cleaner from Lancs
Completed his round wearing Spanx
An honest window cleaner from Lancs
Completed his round wearing Spanx
With surprise at things seen
An honest window cleaner from Lancs
Completed his round wearing Spanx
With surprise at things seen
perverse and obscene
An honest window cleaner from Lancs
Completed his round wearing Spanx
With surprise at things seen
perverse and obscene
When asked to join in? "No thanks"
Surely Spanx are horribly sweaty?
Surely Spanx are horribly sweaty?
On a rather portly girl Betty
Surely Spanx are horribly sweaty?
On a rather portly girl Betty
What? Who's Betty Spanx?
Surely Spanx are horribly sweaty?
On a rather portly girl Betty
What? Who's Betty Spanx?
Well she's not Tony Banks
#1220
Surely Spanx are horribly sweaty?
On a rather portly girl Betty
What? Who's Betty Spanx?
Well she's not Tony Banks
Never mind, coz now Supper's Ready
Rick Wakeman does grow lots of Leeks
Rick Wakeman does grow lots of Leeks
despite being a keyboard geek,
Rick Wakeman does grow lots of Leeks
despite being a keyboard geek,
Nowt wrong with that
Rick Wakeman does grow lots of Leeks
despite being a keyboard geek,
Nowt wrong with that
He plays a flash scat
Rick Wakeman does grow lots of Leeks
despite being a keyboard geek,
Nowt wrong with that
He plays a flash scat
and in solos gives his Moog* a tweak
Take a sine-wave with filtered attack
*other synths are available
Take a sine-wave with filtered attack
I doubt if you'll get any flack
Take a sine-wave with filtered attack
I doubt if you'll get any flack
Add portmento too
Take a sine-wave with filtered attack
I doubt if you'll get any flack
Add portmento too
his solo's aren't poo
Take a sine-wave with filtered attack
I doubt if you'll get any flack
Add portmento too
his solo's aren't poo
And record, with Pro Tools* on your Mac
This hayfever's hacking me off
*other recording thingys are available
This hayfever's hacking me off
I could just stick my head in a trough
This hayfever's hacking me off
I could just stick my head in a trough
A cough, wheeze & sneeze
This hayfever's hacking me off
I could just stick my head in a trough
A cough, wheeze & sneeze
From inhaling the breeze
This hayfever's hacking me off
I could just stick my head in a trough
A cough, wheeze & sneeze
From inhaling the breeze
Oh why won't it just bugger off
There once was a cyborg called Mikey*
*Other E.S. tweets are available
There once was a cyborg called Mikey
Who had trainers, both Puma and Nike
There once was a cyborg called Mikey
Who had trainers, both Puma and Nike
Though he missed his flip-flops*
*tough one there 8)
There once was a cyborg called Mikey
Who had trainers, both Puma and Nike
Though he missed his flip-flops
And comfy Hi Tops*
*Bring it
https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=high+tops+shoe&tbm=isch&tbo=u&source=univ&sa=X&ei=au2qU5LjBobY7AbEiIGADQ&ved=0CF8QsAQ&biw=1919&bih=1017
HiTops
Quote from: rogerg on June 25, 2014, 05:55:48 PM
HiTops
(http://frostmusic.net/forum/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=768.0;attach=387;image)
:o a HiTopterisk*!!!
There once was a cyborg called Mikey
Who had trainers, both Puma and Nike
Though he missed his flip-flops
And comfy Hi Tops*
Discalceate days were less likely
In my household I live by myself
In my household I live by myself
It's not in the village of Delph
Quote from: gabrielkfl on June 26, 2014, 01:08:11 AM
Quote from: rogerg on June 25, 2014, 05:55:48 PM
HiTops
(http://frostmusic.net/forum/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=768.0;attach=387;image)
:o a HiTopterisk*!!!
heh
of course!! ;D
Quote from: rogerg on June 26, 2014, 01:18:57 PM
Quote from: gabrielkfl on June 26, 2014, 01:08:11 AM
Quote from: rogerg on June 25, 2014, 05:55:48 PM
HiTops
(http://frostmusic.net/forum/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=768.0;attach=387;image)
:o a HiTopterisk*!!!
heh
of course!! ;D
Not enough syllables ;)
A HiTopterisk
Progressive footwear from Jem
Frost* is on the ground
A HiTopterisk
Progressive footwear from Jem
Frost* is on the ground
The Grail has been found
In my household I live by myself
It's not in the village of Delph
No, it's down in the south
Yeah, let's go with Jim's. ;D
In my household I live by myself
It's not in the village of Delph
No, it's down in the south
Is it further than Louth?
In my household I live by myself
It's not in the village of Delph
No, it's down in the south
Is it further than Louth?
It's in Lórien, Domain of the Elf.
Did Rook just sneak in a quick haiku?
I daren't continue that because TA will complain about whether it rhymes properly :P
Quote from: owen on June 26, 2014, 08:33:16 PM
I daren't continue that because TA will complain about whether it rhymes properly :P
Oh, go on: don't mind me 8)
(And yes, it seemed like a haiku to me, not the first three lines of a limerick :P)
Did Rook just sneak in a quick haiku?
Maybe our next try should be renku*
*http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Renku
Did Rook just sneak in a quick haiku?
Maybe our next try should be renku*
Isn't that what we're doing?
*http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Renku
Did Rook just sneak in a quick haiku?
Maybe our next try should be renku*
Isn't that what we're doing?
We know what we're doing?
Did Rook just sneak in a quick haiku?
Maybe our next try should be renku*
Isn't that what we're doing?
We know what we're doing?
Rhyming doing with doing is fake-poo! :)
And further more, I'd like to say...
Quote from: Mikey on June 27, 2014, 06:55:51 AM
Did Rook just sneak in a quick haiku?
Maybe our next try should be renku*
Isn't that what we're doing?
We know what we're doing?
hahusdhuashudhausdhuashudhuas ;D
By the way, what does "on the ground" mean?
--
And further more, I'd like to say...
That "IQ (http://www.iq-hq.co.uk/)" is a better rhyme than poo any day.
he's a convict Australian
And further more, I'd like to say...
That "IQ" is a better rhyme any day
I suppose that it does
And further more, I'd like to say...
That "IQ" is a better rhyme any day
I suppose that it does
Oh :( now you killed my buz,
(The rhyme was Fakepoo, haiku. Oh boy, its another one of those pronunciation things) Lol
And further more, I'd like to say...
That "IQ" is a better rhyme any day
I suppose that it does
Oh :( now you killed my buz,
Apologies, sir. Please start the next limerick your way. ;)
Quote from: gabrielkfl on June 27, 2014, 04:25:34 PMBy the way, what does "on the ground" mean?
Ground: the solid surface of the earth; firm or dry land: to fall to the ground.
Ground: the solid surface of the earth
Rarely provides any mirth :(
Ground: the solid surface of the earth
Rarely provides any mirth :(
Petunias might agree,
Ground: the solid surface of the earth
Rarely provides any mirth :(
Petunias might agree,
With the whale as he,
Ground: the solid surface of the earth
Rarely provides any mirth :(
Petunias might agree,
With the whale as he,
splatters the world with his girth*
Arthur Dent was a traveller who
*hitch-hikers reference
Arthur Dent was a traveller who
Heard the meaning of life (42)
Arthur Dent was a traveller who
Heard the meaning of life (42)
Zaphod Beeblebrox
Arthur Dent was a traveller who
Heard the meaning of life (42)
Zaphod Beeblebrox
2 heads, 2 socks
Arthur Dent was a traveller who
Heard the meaning of life (42)
Zaphod Beeblebrox
2 heads, 2 socks
Was the galaxy's hoopiest frood.
I once met a bugblatter beast
I once met a bugblatter beast
When upon Traal for a feast
[Off topic but thought I'd just say yay, this is my 1000th post and I'm now a Cadbury's Boaster. 8)]
Quote from: D S on June 29, 2014, 12:24:27 PM
[Off topic but thought I'd just say yay, this is my 1000th post and I'm now a Cadbury's Boaster. 8)]
Grats!!
Somewhat offtopic but what the heck.
(https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/6609561856/h310869DE/)
I once met a bugblatter beast
When upon Traal for a feast
Oh, now you're just boast(er)ing
Quote from: rogerg on June 29, 2014, 04:50:41 PM
Quote from: D S on June 29, 2014, 12:24:27 PM
[Off topic but thought I'd just say yay, this is my 1000th post and I'm now a Cadbury's Boaster. 8)]
Grats!!
Double grats :)
I once met a bugblatter beast
When upon Traal for a feast
Oh, now you're just boast(er)ing
On Trall is it roasting?
#1230
I once met a bugblatter beast
When upon Traal for a feast
Oh, now you're just boast(er)ing
On Trall is it roasting?
He suffered from infections of yeast...
Which can be very distressing (I'm told)
Which can be very distressing (I'm told)
especially when you are old
Which can be very distressing (I'm told)
especially when you are old
They spoiled my doughballs
Which can be very distressing (I'm told)
especially when you are old
They spoiled my doughballs
oozing like Angel falls
Which can be very distressing (I'm told)
especially when you are old
They spoiled my doughballs
oozing like Angel falls
Which caused my calzone to fold
T.Rex's The Slider's quite funny
T.Rex's The Slider's quite funny
Coz he recorded it dressed as a bunny
T.Rex's The Slider's quite funny
Coz he recorded it dressed as a bunny
With big floppy ears
T.Rex's The Slider's quite funny
Coz he recorded it dressed as a bunny
With big floppy ears
Having drunk many beers,
T.Rex's The Slider's quite funny
Coz he recorded it dressed as a bunny
With big floppy ears
Having drunk many beers
But it made the band lots of money
The Pythons are at the O2
The Pythons are at the O2
With parrots and silly walks too
The Pythons are at the O2
With parrots and silly walks too
With a nudge and a wink
The Pythons are at the O2
With parrots and silly walks too
With a nudge and a wink,
Half a bee do you think?
The Pythons are at the O2
With parrots and silly walks too
With a nudge and a wink,
Half a bee do you think?
I'd rather be there, wouldn't you?
Well, it's better than going to work
Well, it's better than going to work
Now you can stay inside and twerk.
Well, it's better than going to work
Now you can stay inside and twerk.
Are you from Yorkshire? (T'work)
Well, it's better than going to work
Now you can stay inside and twerk.
Are you from Yorkshire?
Wash out your mouth, Sir
Well, it's better than going to work
Now you can stay inside and twerk.
Are you from Yorkshire?
Wash out your mouth, Sir
Don't be a flippin' Berk
Le Tour starts in one day from now
Well, it's better than going to work
Now you can stay inside and twerk.
Are you from Yorkshire?
Wash out your mouth, Sir
He said with a very large smirk
Frost* T-shirts are going on Le Tour (http://'https://twitter.com/MikeWhiteheadSB/status/484976643212341248')
Wow, that's weird & spooky, both splits going with Le Tour
Both splits going with Le Tour
'Az never 'appened befour ;)
Both splits going with Le Tour
'Az never 'appened befour
Zoot alors, mon ami!
Both splits going with Le Tour
'Az never 'appened befour
Zoot alors, mon ami!
Je porte mon képi
Both splits going with Le Tour
'Az never 'appened befour
Zoot alors, mon ami!
Je porte mon képi
Which I hang on a hook on the door
"Teach In" sang us Ding Dinge Dong*
* http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-oUZLV_GdZw
It was the Yorkshire reference, I bet. First time the 'split' has not gone with the 'split' !!! So...
Frost* T-shirts are going on Le Tour
Each stage they will be at the fore
Le Tour starts in one day from now
I'll be glued to the tele from now
"Teach In" sang us Ding Dinge Dong
The Dutch with a dubious song
Frost* T-shirts are going on Le Tour,
Each stage they will be at the fore,
In yellow, of course,
Le Tour starts in one day from now,
I'll be glued to the tele and how, [really? c'mon guys ... >:(]
To watch as the bikes,
"Teach In" sang us Ding Dinge Dong,
The Dutch with a dubious song
And cheeses as hats,
Frost* T-shirts are going on Le Tour,
Each stage they will be at the fore,
In yellow, of course,
They're all out in force
Le Tour starts in one day from now,
I'll be glued to the tele and how, [really? c'mon guys ... >:(]
To watch as the bikes,
Zoom past all the tykes, (Yes, really. The most glorious sporting endeavour!! Doping and blood replacement aside....)
"Teach In" sang us Ding Dinge Dong,
The Dutch with a dubious song
And cheeses as hats,
And Poffertjes* as spats *http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poffertjes (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poffertjes)
The "really?" comment referred to the second line of the second split limerick, Renters, which ended in exactly the same two words as the first line: shocking breach of the regulations, sir.
That's why I edited it >:( ;)
limerickz iz seriaz biznez 'round here.
;)
Quote from: rogerg on July 06, 2014, 04:20:05 PM
limerickz iz seriaz biznez
;)
Whoa! Thought that was some variant of a future tense in Spanish.
Quote from: lyn on July 06, 2014, 05:44:50 PM
Quote from: rogerg on July 06, 2014, 04:20:05 PM
limerickz iz seriaz biznez
;)
Whoa! Thought that was some variant of a future tense in Spanish.
heh
Quote from: Trapezium Artist on July 06, 2014, 12:24:20 PM
The "really?" comment referred to the second line of the second split limerick, Renters, which ended in exactly the same two words as the first line: shocking breach of the regulations, sir.
That's why I edited it >:( ;)
My bad. Hadn't spotted that. Thought you were having a dig at the pure art of cycling! I'm with you, bad form.
PS Shall we get back to the Limerick(s)
Frost* T-shirts are going on Le Tour,
Each stage they will be at the fore,
In yellow, of course,
They're all out in force
Keep reading (if you really want more)
Le Tour starts in one day from now,
I'll be glued to the tele and how, [really? c'mon guys ... ]
To watch as the bikes,
Zoom past all the tykes, (Yes, really. The most glorious sporting endeavour!! Doping and blood replacement aside....)
With all the grace of a mutated sow (take away doping and blood and you're left with Bradley Wiggins, who isn't even in it this year)
"Teach In" sang us Ding Dinge Dong,
The Dutch with a dubious song
And cheeses as hats,
And Poffertjes* as spats
It all made a godawful pong
"limerickz iz seriaz biznez" sez Rog
"limerickz iz seriaz biznez" sez Rog
some of which have become quite a bodge >:(
"limerickz iz seriaz biznez" sez Rog
some of which have become quite a bodge >:(
Be cheerful, Mike-ee,
"limerickz iz seriaz biznez" sez Rog
some of which have become quite a bodge >:(
Be cheerful, Mike-ee,
And sup some nice tea
#1240
"limerickz iz seriaz biznez" sez Rog
some of which have become quite a bodge >:(
Be cheerful, Mike-ee,
And sup some nice tea
And lets just hope that people make them span correctly and use the right amount of syllabales in future
"limerickz iz seriaz biznez" sez Rog
some of which have become quite a bodge >:(
Be cheerful, Mike-ee,
And sup some nice tea
And lets just hope that people make them span correctly and use the right amount of syllabales in future
Lest we forget "starting new limericks"
Lest we forget "starting new limericks",
Or that "syllable" requires a fix, [ :-*]
Lest we forget "starting new limericks",
Or that "syllable" requires a fix,
A A B B A
Lest we forget "starting new limericks",
Or that "syllable" requires a fix,
A A B B A
doh, me, fah, so ray
Lest we forget "starting new limericks",
Or that "syllable" requires a fix,
A A B B A
doh, me, fah, so ray
Someone got a twist in his knicks :P
2 weeks to go 'til my hols :) 8)
2 weeks to go 'til my hols :) 8)
Are you going to see the Mongols?
2 weeks to go 'til my hols
Are you going to see the Mongols?
No Sir, not me
2 weeks to go 'til my hols
Are you going to see the Mongols?
No Sir, not me
Are you going to the sea?
2 weeks to go 'til my hols
Are you going to see the Mongols?
No Sir, not me;
Are you going to the sea,
And swimming ashore with Wombles?
There are days when my sanity's in doubt,
There are days when my sanity's in doubt,
Is it caused by the pain from your gout?
There are days when my sanity's in doubt,
Is it caused by the pain from your gout?
Or the gnomes in your loft?
There are days when my sanity's in doubt,
Is it caused by the pain from your gout?
Or the gnomes in your loft
Turned your synapses soft?
There are days when my sanity's in doubt,
Is it caused by the pain from your gout?
Or the gnomes in your loft
Turned your synapses soft?
Is that what all the screamings about?
Mind; we're all a bit loony in here,
Mind; we're all a bit loony in here,
But there's really nothing to fear.
Mind; we're all a bit loony in here,
But there's really nothing to fear
Take the highs with the lows
Mind; we're all a bit loony in here,
But there's really nothing to fear
Take the highs with the lows
(There's a fair few of those!)
Mind; we're all a bit loony in here,
But there's really nothing to fear
Take the highs with the lows
(There's a fair few of those!)
And some lows can be rather severe!
Like the time I discovered my teacher ...
Like the time I discovered my teacher
Down a well where I struggled to reach her,
Like the time I discovered my teacher
Down a well where I struggled to reach her,
So I called Tommy Stout
Like the time I discovered my teacher
Down a well where I struggled to reach her,
So I called Tommy Stout
To stop fishing for trout
Like the time I discovered my teacher
Down a well where I struggled to reach her,
So I called Tommy Stout
To stop fishing for trout
To stop her being groped by a preacher
The MP's are back in the news
The MP's are back in the news
For falling asleep in their pews?
The MP's are back in the news
For falling asleep in their pews?
For dissin' new Pink Floyd?
The MP's are back in the news
For falling asleep in their pews?
For dissin' new Pink Floyd?
Buying wheels unalloyed?
The MP's are back in the news
For falling asleep in their pews?
For dissin' new Pink Floyd?
Buying wheels unalloyed?
No! Wearing unfashionable shoes!
Are there fans here of Be-Bop Deluxe?
Are there fans here of Be-Bop Deluxe?
Probably more fans of mighty ducks
Are there fans here of Be-Bop Deluxe?
Probably more fans of mighty ducks
That Bill Nelson's a quacker
Are there fans here of Be-Bop Deluxe?
Probably more fans of mighty ducks
That Bill Nelson's a quacker
And a mean axe attacker
Are there fans here of Be-Bop Deluxe?
Probably more fans of mighty ducks
That Bill Nelson's a quacker
And a mean axe attacker
And with that EBow my mind he ... well and truly messes with!
Or:
Nobody could say that he sucks.
Bill's new albums cost a fair penny,
Bill's new albums cost a fair penny,
Penny's not for sale (nor is Jenny)
Bill's new albums cost a fair penny,
Penny's not for sale (nor is Jenny)
Or Nellie for that matter
Bill's new albums cost a fair penny,
Penny's not for sale (nor is Jenny)
Or Nellie for that matter
er, try the Mad Hatter?
Bill's new albums cost a fair penny,
Penny's not for sale (nor is Jenny)
Or Nellie for that matter
er, try the Mad Hatter?
Or..hey! OMG they killed Kenny!
A seasoned pro drummer called Andy
A seasoned pro drummer called Andy
Played several fills that were dandy,
A seasoned pro drummer called Andy
Played several fills that were dandy,
he diddled his para
A seasoned pro drummer called Andy
Played several fills that were dandy,
he diddled his para
With Jem and Steve Lazza*
* It's artistic license, OK?
A seasoned pro drummer called Andy
Played several fills that were dandy,
he diddled his para
With Jem and Steve Lazza*
I wouldn't mind 'im in my band ee!
Said the Yorkshire man sat at the back,
Said the Yorkshire man sat at the back,
I've a good pile o' spuds in't sack,
* if I am way off the Yorkshire dialect feel free to adjust or replace this line as needed.
Said the Yorkshire man sat at the back,
I've a good pile o' spuds in't sack,
Are you taking the Mick?
Said the Yorkshire man sat at the back,
I've a good pile o' spuds in't sack,
Me flat cap an' whippet
Quote from: Rook on July 29, 2014, 12:50:33 AM
* if I am way off the Yorkshire dialect feel free to adjust or replace this line as needed.
Nay lad. Tha's reet.
Split i'll be damned!
Said the Yorkshire man sat at the back,
I've a good pile o' spuds in't sack,
Are you taking the Mick?
Oops lets run fr it quick,
Quote
Said the Yorkshire man sat at the back,
I've a good pile o' spuds in't sack,
Me flat cap an' whippet
Naa then thee, just zip it! :)
Sorry, hang on.....it were Ippo not me ;)
#1250
Said the Yorkshire man sat at the back,
I've a good pile o' spuds in't sack,
Are you taking the Mick?
Oops lets run for it quick,
And hide behind the school bike rack.
Said the Yorkshire man sat at the back,
I've a good pile o' spuds in't sack,
Me flat cap an' whippet
Naa then thee, just zip it! :)
'Fore t' lad gi's us all a reet smack.
Sorry, hang on.....it were Ippo not me
Said Mikey, over a glass of Chablis
Sorry, hang on.....it were Ippo not me
Said Mikey, over a glass of Chablis
It's drinks all around
Sorry, hang on.....it were Ippo not me
Said Mikey, over a glass of Chablis
It's drinks all around,
You irascible hound,
Sorry, hang on.....it were Ippo not me
Said Mikey, over a glass of Chablis
It's drinks all around,
You irascible hound,
I need to spend a pennee
A rather slow Hippo called racing
A rather slow Hippo called racing
Was concerned at this character-debasing
A rather slow Hippo called racing
Was concerned at this character-debasing
A nutter called Mikey
A rather slow Hippo called racing
Was concerned at this character-debasing
A nutter called Mikey
Had been feeling quite spikey
A rather slow Hippo called racing
Was concerned at this character-debasing
A nutter called Mikey
Had been feeling quite spikey
But now we are all smily facing! :o) :o) :o)
(In't that nice. Buy the way there's me thinking one pronounced Chablis as chab-lis)
It's quiz night tonight at my local,
It's quiz night tonight at my local,
Would we hear you being quite vocal?
It's quiz night tonight at my local,
Would we hear you being quite vocal?
meat raffle's tomorrow
It's quiz night tonight at my local,
Would we hear you being quite vocal?
meat raffle's tomorrow
So I'd better borrow
It's quiz night tonight at my local,
Would we hear you being quite vocal?
meat raffle's tomorrow
So I'd better borrow
A quid from some friendly faced yokel
My general knowledge was aweful
My general knowledge was aweful
To the point of it being unlawful
My general knowledge was aweful
To the point of it being unlawful
Then I said to myself
My general knowledge was aweful
To the point of it being unlawful
Then I said to myself
'Ere's a book on this shelf
My general knowledge was aweful
To the point of it being unlawful
Then I said to myself
'Ere's a book on this shelf
to improve my standard to offal (that probably works best the further North you are.)
There was a young drummer called Craig
Quote from: Mikey on August 01, 2014, 03:45:52 PM
(that probably works best the further North you are.)
Possibly the Faroe islands
There was a young drummer called Craig,
Who played lead pram for reasons quite vague,
There was a young drummer called Craig,
Who played lead pram for reasons quite vague,
He did it with style,
There was a young drummer called Craig,
Who played lead pram for reasons quite vague,
He did it with style,
Panache and some guile
There was a young drummer called Craig,
Who played lead pram for reasons quite vague,
He did it with style,
Panache and some guile
In a march led by field marshal Haig
Old Nick's pretty good on the boombooms
Old Nick's pretty good on the boombooms
And has been known to sing a few progchoons
Old Nick's pretty good on the boombooms
And has been known to sing a few progchoons
He helped out the Frost boys,
Old Nick's pretty good on the boombooms
And has been known to sing a few progchoons
He helped out the Frost boys,
Made some Cirque de Soleil noise,
Old Nick's pretty good on the boombooms
And has been known to sing a few progchoons
He helped out the Frost boys,
Made some Cirque de Soleil noise,
Now he works at the big big train looms
He is surely a man of our times,
He is surely a man of our times,
creating some musical rhymes
He is surely a man of our times,
creating some musical rhymes
And playing with Trains
He is surely a man of our times,
creating some musical rhymes
And playing with Trains
and not whips and chains
He is surely a man of our times,
creating some musical rhymes
And playing with Trains
and not whips and chains
He surely has earned a few dimes.
Has anyone heard of cicada?
Has anyone heard of cicada?
The locus of seventeen years later?
Has anyone heard of cicada?
The locus of seventeen years later?
We´ve got some outside
Has anyone heard of cicada?
The locus of seventeen years later?
We´ve got some outside
They're quite tasty deep fried,
(Greek prog band, one album, I likey)
#1260
Has anyone heard of cicada?
The locus of seventeen years later?
We´ve got some outside
They're quite tasty deep fried,
With lashings of sauce-of-tomata.
Rosetta is finding its orbit
Rosetta is finding its orbit
After TA tried to export it
Rosetta is finding its orbit
After TA tried to export it
It just needed more thrust
Rosetta is finding its orbit
After TA tried to export it
It just needed more thrust
Thrust it needed more, just
Rosetta is finding its orbit
After TA tried to export it
It just needed more thrust
Thrust it needed more, just
Said Yoda, who'd successfully caught it.
Blunders is now on the telly!
Blunders is now on the telly!
And I bet that he's giving it welly,
Blunders is now on the telly!
And I bet that he's giving it welly,
The pram's in the wedge,
Blunders is now on the telly!
And I bet that he's giving it welly,
The pram's in the wedge,
No Jag's in the hedge!
Blunders is now on the telly!
And I bet that he's giving it welly,
The pram's in the wedge,
No Jag's in the hedge!
But biscuits will be in his belly
I guess that Frost* 3 is on ice,
I guess that Frost* 3 is on ice,
For us, that doesn´t sound nice >:(
I guess that Frost* 3 is on ice
For us, that doesn't sound nice
We'll patiently wait
I guess that Frost* 3 is on ice
For us, that doesn't sound nice
We'll patiently wait
With breath that we bait,
I guess that Frost* 3 is on ice
For us, that doesn't sound nice
We'll patiently wait
With breath that we bait,
But for now, Tigermoth will suffice :)
Our Tigermoth likes Tinned Tomatoes
Our Tigermoth likes Tinned Tomatoes (US variety)
His next one could be on potatoes
Our Tigermoth likes Tinned Tomatoes (US variety)
His next one could be on potatoes
Toe mate o/tormato
Our Tigermoth likes Tinned Tomatoes (US variety)
His next one could be on potatoes
Toe mate o/tormato
Po tate o/Portato
Our Tigermoth likes Tinned Tomatoes (US variety)
His next one could be on potatoes
Toe mate o/tormato
Po tate o/Portato
All piled high on several plate-oes.
Of inspiration, I am sadly devoid.
Of inspiration, I am sadly devoid
Said Marvin the Paranoid Android
Of inspiration, I am sadly devoid
Said Marvin the Paranoid Android
A planet sized brain
Of inspiration, I am sadly devoid
Said Marvin the Paranoid Android
A planet sized brain
Can be quite a strain
Of inspiration, I am sadly devoid
Said Marvin the Paranoid Android
A planet sized brain
Can be quite a strain
I think? No! that I avoid.
Bank holiday weekend ahead,
Bank holiday weekend ahead,
It's perfect for staying in bed,
Bank holiday weekend ahead,
It's perfect for staying in bed,
And listening to Frost*
Bank holiday weekend ahead,
It's perfect for staying in bed,
And listening to Frost*
While counting the cost
Bank holiday weekend ahead,
It's perfect for staying in bed,
And listening to Frost*
While counting the cost
Of being alive and not dead.
Well that took a turn for the bleak,
Well that took a turn for the bleak,
Poor UK weather this week
Well that took a turn for the bleak,
Poor UK weather this week
we got rain here, too
Well that took a turn for the bleak,
Poor UK weather this week
we got rain here, too
And I've just burned the stew,
Well that took a turn for the bleak,
Poor UK weather this week
we got rain here, too
And I've just burned the stew,
And discovered an unseemly leak
The ice bucket challenge is set
The ice bucket challenge is set
I prefer swimming, if I have to get wet
The ice bucket challenge is set
I prefer swimming, if I have to get wet
There's so much grandstanding
The ice bucket challenge is set
I prefer swimming, if I have to get wet
There's so much grandstanding,
Celebrity branding,
The ice bucket challenge is set
I prefer swimming, if I have to get wet
There's so much grandstanding,
Celebrity branding,
It's not like it's done for a bet
I once saw a 90" TV screen
I once saw a 90" TV screen
The right size to watch Camberwick Green
I once saw a 90" TV screen
The right size to watch Camberwick Green
Narrated by B. Cant
I once saw a 90" TV screen
The right size to watch Camberwick Green
Narrated by B. Cant
The kids it would enchant
I once saw a 90" TV screen
The right size to watch Camberwick Green
Narrated by B. Cant
The kids it would enchant
Though the size was completely obscene
My turtle is covered in gunk
My turtle is covered in gunk
Funk gunk, punk gunk or junk?
My turtle is covered in gunk
Funk gunk, punk gunk or junk?
And what colour, pray?
My turtle is covered in gunk
Funk gunk, punk gunk or junk?
And what colour, pray?
Slime green or grey?
#1270
My turtle is covered in gunk
Funk gunk, punk gunk or junk?
And what colour, pray?
Slime green or grey?
Or brown like the habit of a monk?
I saw twelve storks out in a field,
I saw twelve storks out in a field,
They were waiting for the zebra to yield.
I saw twelve storks out in a field,
They were waiting for the zebra to yield.
To the might of a Lion?
I saw twelve storks out in a field,
They were waiting for the zebra to yield.
To the might of a Lion?
No, the smell of bacon fryin'
I saw twelve storks out in a field,
They were waiting for the zebra to yield.
To the might of a Lion?
No, the smell of bacon fryin'
& leftovers that were congealed.
That one was a bit convoluted
That one was a bit convoluted
Which is better than being polluted
That one was a bit convoluted
Which is better than being polluted
or suited and booted
That one was a bit convoluted
Which is better than being polluted
or suited and booted
and rooty-tooted.
That one was a bit convoluted
Which is better than being polluted
or suited and booted
and rooty-tooted
been beautifully and dutifully unmuted.
Good lordy, it's nice to be back!
Good lordy, it's nice to be back!
Without you, we've been quite out of whack,
Good lordy, it's nice to be back!
Without you, we've been quite out of whack,
Banged up in the clink?
Good lordy, it's nice to be back!
Without you, we've been quite out of whack,
Banged up in the clink?
It's not what you think!
Good lordy, it's nice to be back!
Without you, we've been quite out of whack,
Banged up in the clink?
It's not what you think!
Just musicking, track after track.
Our Rob's been a right busy lad
Our Rob's been a right busy lad
making tracks that are good (and some bad?)
Our Rob's been a right busy lad
making tracks that are good (and some bad?)
Some are quite enthralling ... :)
Our Rob's been a right busy lad
making tracks that are good (and some bad?)
Some are quite enthralling ... :)
...But mostly appalling
Our Rob's been a right busy lad
making tracks that are good (and some bad?)
Some are quite enthralling ...
...But mostly appalling
Is that Bebop you're playing, or trad?
Young whipper snappers are getting too cocky
Young whipper snappers are getting too cocky
Picking on things that are sloppy
Young whipper snappers are getting too cocky
Picking on things that are sloppy
Like Mike's latest rhyme,
;)
Young whipper snappers are getting too cocky
Picking on things that are sloppy
Like Mike's latest rhyme,
It doesn't sound fine?
Young whipper snappers are getting too cocky
Picking on things that are sloppy
Like Mike's latest rhyme,
It doesn't sound fine?
No, Mike - it was really quite dodgy.
;D
I just watched some chickens a-bleating (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pZb_1UTUEc0)
At least mine had the right number of syllables :)
I just watched some chickens a-bleating,
I think it was seeds they were eating
At least mine had the right number of syllables
Sausages, bacon and steak could be described as grillables
I just watched some chickens a-bleating,
I think it was seeds they were eating
Did you notice the cock? ;)
At least mine had the right number of syllables
Sausages, bacon and steak could be described as grillables
There ain't such a word
So don't be absurd
I just watched some chickens a-bleating,
I think it was seeds they were eating
Did you notice the cock?
:o was that Jem you did mock?
At least mine had the right number of syllables
Sausages, bacon and steak could be described as grillables
Now its getting a bit ridiculous,
I just watched some chickens a-bleating,
I think it was seeds they were eating
Did you notice the cock? ;)
I thought chickens said "BOK!"
Double split!
I just watched some chickens a-bleating,
I think it was seeds they were eating
Did you notice the cock? ;)
I thought chickens said "BOK!"
... I'm getting confused so I'm cheating.
I'm liking this RPM challenge
I'm liking this RPM challenge
To rhyme with that makes me extend my phalange
At least mine had the right number of syllables
Sausages, bacon and steak could be described as grillables
There ain't such a word
So don't be absurd
You're wasting my time, which is billable!
I just watched some chickens a-bleating,
I think it was seeds they were eating
Did you notice the cock?
:o was that Jem you did mock?
Surely not, with this vid he's us treating.
At least mine had the right number of syllables
Sausages, bacon and steak could be described as grillables
Now its getting a bit ridiculous,
These rhymes are hardly meticulous
I'm liking this RPM challenge
To rhyme with that makes me extend my phalange
That's part of the fun
At least mine had the right number of syllables
Sausages, bacon and steak could be described as grillables
Now its getting a bit ridiculous,
These rhymes are hardly meticulous
Yes, indeed, I think at this point I'd find it preferable to be watching a movy featuring Ben Stillerbles!
I'm liking this RPM challenge
To rhyme with that makes me extend my phalange
That's part of the fun
You've embarrassed that Nun
I'm liking this RPM challenge
To rhyme with that makes me extend my phalange
That's part of the fun
You've embarrassed that Nun
But this is more than I can manage!
Phew, I'm glad that one's over
"Phew, I'm glad that one's over"
Said the actress to the bishop, in Dover
"Phew, I'm glad that one's over"
Said the actress to the bishop, in Dover
She said "My name's Eileen"
"Phew, I'm glad that one's over"
Said the actress to the bishop, in Dover
She said "My name's Eileen"
A beautiful prom Queen
#1280
"Phew, I'm glad that one's over"
Said the actress to the bishop, in Dover
She said "My name's Eileen"
A beautiful prom Queen
She got squashed by a giant pavlova
Who's preordered The Enid's CD?
Who's preordered The Enid's CD?
I have to admit, not me
Who's preordered The Enid's CD?
I have to admit, not me
What? My mum*'s made a record?
* Her name's Enid. I've never been able to take RJG and his pals seriously because of this.
Who's preordered The Enid's CD?
I have to admit, not me
What? My mum*'s made a record?
With only one chord?
Who's preordered The Enid's CD?
I have to admit, not me
What? My mum*'s made a record?
With only one chord?
And she still found the time to make tea*?
There once was a much-loved band's web-board,
*tea, in this case with a side helping of artistic license and the acknowledgement that not all tea is made by mums, and not all mums make tea.
There once was a much-loved band's web-board,
that was read on a boat in a fjord
There once was a much-loved band's web-board,
that was read on a boat in a fjord
Frost*y or 'fishy?
There once was a much-loved band's web-board,
that was read on a boat in a fjord
Frost*y or 'fishy?
Or just wishy washy?
There once was a much-loved band's web-board,
that was read on a boat in a fjord
Frost*y or 'fishy?
Or just wishy washy?
Dont you mean "washy wishy"? Oh Lord...
My eldest has gone off to uni :'( :) :'(
My eldest has gone off to uni
It's better than being a moonie
My eldest has gone off to uni
It's better than being a moonie
My niece went on Monday
My eldest has gone off to uni
It's better than being a moonie
My niece went on Monday
The one in Burundi?
My eldest has gone off to uni
It's better than being a moonie
My niece went on Monday
The one in Burundi?
Or the one who's in love with George Cloonie?
Scotland is all of a dither
Scotland is all of a dither
A quake and a shake and a quiver
Scotland is all of a dither
A quake and a shake and a quiver
It's all over by Friday 8)
Scotland is all of a dither
A quake and a shake and a quiver
It's all over by Friday 8)
Will it be "bye-bye day"?
Scotland is all of a dither
A quake and a shake and a quiver
It's all over by Friday 8)
Will it be "bye-bye day"?
Or will Dave say "Scotland, come hither"?
UK was once Bruford and Wetton
UK was once Bruford and Wetton
Holdsworth, Bozzio and Jobson
UK was once Bruford and Wetton
Holdsworth, Bozzio and Jobson
You call that a rhyme?
UK was once Bruford and Wetton
Holdsworth, Bozzio and Jobson
You call that a rhyme?
I make it sound fine
(which wazzock put Wetton? I thought it was pretty good myself, given the rhyminglessness of Wetton) :)
UK was once Bruford and Wetton
Holdsworth, Bozzio and Jobson
You call that a rhyme?
I make it sound fine
As 'Jobson' sounds nicer than 'cretin'!
To see Frost* I might need a passport :o
To see Frost* I might need a passport
and a ticket they'd need to export
To see Frost* I might need a passport
and a ticket they'd need to export
Paid in Smackeroonies (http://internationalscotland.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/picture-of-20-Smackeroonis.jpg)*
*
(http://internationalscotland.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/picture-of-20-Smackeroonis.jpg)
To see Frost* I might need a passport
and a ticket they'd need to export
Paid in Smackeroonies
by a set of daft loonies
To see Frost* I might need a passport
and a ticket they'd need to export
Paid in Smackeroonies
by a set of daft loonies
Or you'll be on the list to deport
So will BC come and kick TA's arse? :D :P
So will BC come and kick TA's arse?
Or will Brian send him right off to Mars?
So will BC come and kick TA's arse?
Or will Brian send him right off to Mars?
TA will out Frost* him
So will BC come and kick TA's arse?
Or will Brian send him right off to Mars?
TA will out Frost* him
But not say "He's dead, Jim".
So will BC come and kick TA's arse?
Or will Brian send him right off to Mars?
TA will out Frost* him
But not say "He's dead, Jim".
& run off to produce a farce
IQ's gig in Bury is full >:(
IQ's gig in Bury is full
I've had a look, it's no bull
IQ's gig in Bury is full
I've had a look, it's no bull
Why did you doubt me?
IQ's gig in Bury is full
I've had a look, it's no bull
Why did you doubt me?
He is THE Mikey!
IQ's gig in Bury is full
I've had a look, it's no bull
Why did you doubt me?
He is THE Mikey!
But your leg is so tempting to pull.
Did you hear - Steve Hackett joined Yes!
Did you hear - Steve Hackett joined Yes!
I hadn't heard that, I confess.
Did you hear - Steve Hackett joined Yes!
I hadn't heard that, I confess.
A wind up, perhaps?
[I haven't got a clue; but then neither did I know that Yes have a new studio album coming out. I think it's officially the case that I simply don't care about the current Yes at all; how sad that is, in many, many ways]
Did you hear - Steve Hackett joined Yes!
I hadn't heard that, I confess.
A wind up, perhaps?
Or reality lapse?
Did you hear - Steve Hackett joined Yes!
I hadn't heard that, I confess.
A wind up, perhaps?
Or reality lapse?
Genyesis? Sounds like a mess
I think Rook is telling a fib
I think Rook is telling a fib
I remember the last time he did
I think Rook is telling a fib
I remember the last time he did
Is he an MP?
I think Rook is telling a fib
I remember the last time he did
Is he an MP?
No, a crim, from Ozzie
#1290
I think Rook is telling a fib
I remember the last time he did
Is he an MP?
No, a crim, from Ozzie
I was giving a bit of a rib.
As in... it was a continuation from the "Your leg is so tempting to pull" line.
Ah, never mind.
There once was a prog fan from Oz,
There once was a prog fan from Oz,
Who got into a dither, because...
There once was a prog fan from Oz,
Who got into a dither, because...
His limerick lines
There once was a prog fan from Oz,
Who got into a dither, because...
His limerick lines
We're ever so fine,
There once was a prog fan from Oz,
Who got into a dither, because...
His limerick lines
We're ever so fine,
Relevance? Who gives a tozz
Has predictive text mucked up again?
Has predictive text mucked up again?
My patience is limited ... and then
Has predictive text mucked up again?
My patience is limited ... and then
my prog turned to prig
Has predictive text mucked up again?
My patience is limited ... and then
my prog turned to prig,
who armed with a twig,
Has predictive text mucked up again?
My patience is limited ... and then
my prog turned to prig,
who armed with a twig,
Has broken my a lad insane
Today I don't know what to do
Today I don't know what to do
So hard to decide, it's true
Today I don't know what to do
So hard to decide, it's true
To wrangle a comet
Today I don't know what to do
So hard to decide, it's true
To wrangle a comet
Or watch Wallace & Grommet?
Today I don't know what to do
So hard to decide, it's true
To wrangle a comet
Or watch Wallace & Grommet?
That's a choice and a half for, erm, you
On the other hand, I'm quite busy
On the other hand, I'm quite busy
I've worked myself into a tizzy
On the other hand, I'm quite busy
I've worked myself into a tizzy
Am I coming or going?
On the other hand, I'm quite busy
I've worked myself into a tizzy
Am I coming or going?
I'm not really knowing
On the other hand, I'm quite busy
I've worked myself into a tizzy
Am I coming or going?
I'm not really knowing
Too much thinking's making me dizzy
"Heartstrings" mentions going in circles*
* - tough rhyme I know but I'm keepin' it Frost*ie!
"Heartstrings" mentions going in circles
Now you've got us all looking like berk-les! :)
(Off topic, but just to let you know I've done a "The Other Me" remix. I'll post it. It's idiotic!)
"Heartstrings" mentions going in circles
Now you've got us all looking like berk-les!
Vox are by Marvin
"Heartstrings" mentions going in circles
Now you've got us all looking like berk-les!
Vox are by Marvin
Where's breakfast I'm starvin'
"Heartstrings" mentions going in circles
Now you've got us all looking like berk-les!
Vox are by Marvin
Where's breakfast I'm starvin'
Said Cameron, to Angela Merkel (s)
So Jem's been playing the Stick?
So Jem's been playing the Stick?He's so good it makes one quite sick
He's so good it makes one quite sick
So Jem's been playing the Stick?
He's so good it makes one quite sick
He's a mighty smart fella
So Jem's been playing the Stick?
He's so good it makes one quite sick
He's a mighty smart fella,
And his music is stellar,
So Jem's been playing the Stick?
He's so good it makes one quite sick
He's a mighty smart fella,
And his music is stellar,
It's a shame that his head is so slick
Cheap shot to make limerick rhyme
Cheap shot to make limerick rhyme,
Just think of that head slicked with slime,
Cheap shot to make limerick rhyme,
Just think of that head slicked with slime,
I'll pass on that thought,
Cheap shot to make limerick rhyme,
Just think of that head slicked with slime,
I'll pass on that thought,
But will all come to naught,
Cheap shot to make limerick rhyme,
Just think of that head slicked with slime,
I'll pass on that thought,
But will all come to naught,
As the clock ticks in 7/8 time.
Northern nights are now fair drawing in,
Northern nights are now fair drawing in,
It's getting late early, drink gin!
Northern nights are now fair drawing in,
It's getting late early, drink gin!
I'd rather have Scotch
Northern nights are now fair drawing in,
It's getting late early, drink gin!
I'd rather have Scotch
As I sit back and watch,
Northern nights are now fair drawing in,
It's getting late early, drink gin!
I'd rather have Scotch
As I sit back and watch,
The Euros head for a Ryder Cup win.
I hope I ain't spoken too soon, :-\
I hope I ain't spoken too soon,
But it looks like we've gone lost the Moon,
I hope I ain't spoken too soon,
But it looks like we've gone lost the Moon,
We've kept the cup,
I hope I ain't spoken too soon,
But it looks like we've gone lost the Moon,
We've kept the cup,
Things are looking up!
I hope I ain't spoken too soon,
But it looks like we've gone lost the Moon,
We've kept the cup,
Things are looking up!
And Mickelson's a giant baboon.
September's been beautiful here,
September's been beautiful here,
The sky is quite blue and near clear
September's been beautiful here,
The sky is quite blue and near clear
Our F temp's plus 70
September's been beautiful here,
The sky is quite blue and near clear
Our F temp's plus 70
And the heavens look heavenly!
#1300
September's been beautiful here,
The sky is quite blue and near clear
Our F temp's plus 70
And the heavens look heavenly!
It's time for some very nice beer
Is 900 an accurate count?
Is 900 an accurate count?
Is it really the real amount?
Is 900 an accurate count?
Is it really the real amount?
We've somehow lost track,
Is 900 an accurate count?
Is it really the real amount?
We've somehow lost track,
though not funnies we lack
Is 900 an accurate count?
Is it really the real amount?
We've somehow lost track,
though not funnies we lack
I demand an immediate recount!
It's National Poetry Day (http://www.forwardartsfoundation.org/national-poetry-day/)!
It's National Poetry Day!
I suppose that means that we have to come up with something that has a really good scan come what may ::)
It's National Poetry Day!
There's chance for a rhyming display
It's National Poetry Day!
I suppose that means that we have to come up with something that has a really good scan come what may ::)
It must has proper grammar
It's National Poetry Day!
There's chance for a rhyming display
We can show off our skills
It's National Poetry Day!
I suppose that means that we have to come up with something that has a really good scan come what may ::)
It must has proper grammar
so you would struggle wiv a bad stamma
It's National Poetry Day!
There's chance for a rhyming display
We can show off our skills
with smart wordy frills
It's National Poetry Day!
I suppose that means that we have to come up with something that has a really good scan come what may ::)
It must has proper grammar
So you would struggle wiv a bad stamma
And woe betide you if you can't make it rhyme.
It's National Poetry Day!
There's chance for a rhyming display
We can show off our skills
with smart wordy frills
For every doggerel has its day!
I apologise for that awful pun
I apologise for that awful pun
But really, the damage is done
I apologise for that awful pun
But really, the damage is done
It's no use saying sorry
I apologise for that awful pun
But really, the damage is done
It's no use saying sorry
Put your head under a lorry
I apologise for that awful pun
But really, the damage is done
It's no use saying sorry
Put your head under a lorry,
'Cause a bus isn't half as much fun.
The Floyd have a new album coming,
The Floyd have a new album coming,
Full of guitar keys and some drumming
The Floyd have a new album coming,
Full of guitar keys and some drumming
Wish Roger was here? ???
The Floyd have a new album coming,
Full of guitar keys and some drumming
Wish Roger was here? ???
There's no chance, I fear:
The Floyd have a new album coming,
Full of guitar keys and some drumming
Wish Roger was here?
There's no chance, I fear:
He'd merely regard it as slumming
Idiots are making me mad
Quote from: D S on October 03, 2014, 07:39:53 AM
The Floyd have a new album coming,
Full of guitar keys and some drumming
Wish Roger was here? ???
/waves
;D
Quote from: rogerg on October 03, 2014, 11:41:54 AM
Quote from: D S on October 03, 2014, 07:39:53 AM
The Floyd have a new album coming,
Full of guitar keys and some drumming
Wish Roger was here? ???
/waves
;D
:) :)
Idiots are making me mad
and fools are making me sad
Idiots are making me mad
and fools are making me sad
Ah, such a world 'tis
Idiots are making me mad
and fools are making me sad
Ah, such a world 'tis
Be or not, that's the quiz,
Idiots are making me mad
and fools are making me sad
Ah, such a world 'tis
Be or not, that's the quiz,
Suffering slings and arrows ain't so bad.
I say, we got all Shakespearian!
I say, we got all Shakespearian!
O, what for? This world hath its mysteria!
(On a side note, found this (http://www.amazon.com/William-Shakespeares-Star-Wars-Doescher/dp/1594746370) just yesterday at a bookstore. It's brilliant.)
I say, we got all Shakespearian!
O, what for? This world hath its mysteria!
It's words wot is Rhymes
I say, we got all Shakespearian!
O, what for? This world hath its mysteria!
It's words wot is Rhymes
And queer paradigms
I say, we got all Shakespearian!
O, what for? This world hath its mysteria!
It's words wot is Rhymes
And queer paradigms
It's diff'rent from Yellow Christian
Old blunders is out on the road
old blunders is out on the road
Mr Awesome, his live roadshow showed 8)
Old blunders is out on the road
Mr Awesome, his live roadshow showed 8)
With his shiny new kit
Old blunders is out on the road
Mr Awesome, his live roadshow showed 8)
With his shiny new kit
And own sticks with to hit
Old blunders is out on the road
Mr Awesome, his live roadshow showed 8)
With his shiny new kit
And own sticks with to hit,
The stretched skin of a scrofulous toad.
My mind is a blank; I can't think
My mind is a blank; I can't think
Vangelis made him all out of sync
My mind is a blank; I can't think
Vangelis made him all out of sync
Now the rockets won't launch
My mind is a blank; I can't think
Vangelis made him all out of sync
Now the rockets won't launch,
Though his faith remains staunch,
My mind is a blank; I can't think
Vangelis made him all out of sync
Now the rockets won't launch,
Though his faith remains staunch,
He may need some help from his shrink
I don't mind a bit of Vangelis
I don't mind a bit of Vangelis
It beats trying to climb up a trellis
I don't mind a bit of Vangelis
It beats trying to climb up a trellis
and then Falling Down :o
I don't mind a bit of Vangelis
It beats trying to climb up a trellis
and then Falling Down :o
With a ripped dressing gown,
#1310
I don't mind a bit of Vangelis
It beats trying to climb up a trellis
and then Falling Down :o
With a ripped dressing gown,
and risking a pain in the dangelies ;) (danglies)
You're much safer cutting the grass,
You're much safer cutting the grass,
even though it's a pain in the ass
You're much safer cutting the grass,
even though it's a pain in the ass
beware overnight Frost*
You're much safer cutting the grass,
even though it's a pain in the ass
beware overnight Frost*
And the Toys the kids tossed,
You're much safer cutting the grass,
even though it's a pain in the ass
beware overnight Frost*
And the Toys the kids tossed,
And the donkey, whose rhyme-line was last
And so, when is music not prog?
And so, when is music not prog
Why, of course, when the standard is bog
And so, when is music not prog
Why, of course, when the standard is bog
And the time sig 4/4
And so, when is music not prog
Why, of course, when the standard is bog
And the time sig 4/4
and to listens a chore
And so, when is music not prog
Why, of course, when the standard is bog
And the time sig 4/4
and to listen's a chore
On an iPod when out for a jog.
I'm currently residing in Spain
I'm currently residing in Spain
Where it raineth mainly on the plain
I'm currently residing in Spain
Where it raineth mainly on the plain
Are you playing Flamenco?
I'm currently residing in Spain
Where it raineth mainly on the plain
Are you playing Flamenco?
Are you re-watching Tenko*?
* - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tenko_%28TV_series%29
Quote from: JimD on October 16, 2014, 11:27:05 AM
I'm currently residing in Spain
Where it raineth mainly on the plain
Are you playing Flamenco?
Are you re-watching Tenko*?
* - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tenko_%28TV_series%29
Thanks, but I'm old enough to remember Tenko >:(
Quote from: Mikey on October 16, 2014, 07:33:49 PM
Thanks, but I'm old enough to remember Tenko >:(
Well, me too (hence I used it as a rhyme) but D.S. or other readers of this board may not be (or may not have heard of it).
Quote from: JimD on October 17, 2014, 02:30:41 PM
Quote from: Mikey on October 16, 2014, 07:33:49 PM
Thanks, but I'm old enough to remember Tenko >:(
Well, me too (hence I used it as a rhyme) but D.S. or other readers of this board may not be (or may not have heard of it).
Sadly I'm very much of an age to remember Tenko well... :( ;)
Either I'm so old/demented I've forgotten it, or I never saw it :)
Quote from: Mikey on October 17, 2014, 05:15:52 PM
Quote from: owen on October 17, 2014, 03:05:38 PM
or I never saw it :)
Saw what? :-\
The potential in the last line of the limerick and the first line of a new one!
What limerick? ;)
I'm currently residing in Spain
Where it raineth mainly on the plain
Are you playing Flamenco?
Are you re-watching Tenko*?
Let's get this back on-thread again...
This is the first line of a limerick
This is the first line of a limerick
That got us on track and was very slick,
This is the first line of a limerick
That got us on track and was very slick
But the 3rd line was weak
This is the first line of a limerick,
That got us on track and was very slick,
But the 3rd line was weak,
Its humour oblique,
This is the first line of a limerick,
That got us on track and was very slick,
But the 3rd line was weak,
Its humour oblique,
And the fifth line was just frankly sick
My dog is a large scruffy pooch
My dog is a large scruffy pooch
Who comes home smelling like hooch,
My dog is a large scruffy pooch
Who comes home smelling like hooch,
It could be much worse
My dog is a large scruffy pooch
Who comes home smelling like hooch,
It could be much worse
Mine just stole my wife's purse
My dog is a large scruffy pooch
Who comes home smelling like hooch,
It could be much worse
Mine just stole my wife's purse
whilst having an amorous smooch
There's news on the Tiger Moth Tales
There's news on the Tiger Moth Tales
I await word from a chap in Wales
There's news on the Tiger Moth Tales
I await word from a chap in Wales
Let's hope it's "thumbs up!"
There's news on the Tiger Moth Tales
I await word from a chap in Wales
Let's hope it's "thumbs up!"
We'll cheer, raise a cup
ere's news on the Tiger Moth Tales
I await word from a chap in Wales
Let's hope it's "thumbs up!"
We'll cheer, raise a cup
And you should get 23 sales
Or more than that, if you're lucky
Or more than that, if you're lucky
It's prog, with lyrics so mucky
Or more than that, if you're lucky
It's prog, with lyrics so mucky
It'll turn the air blue
Or more than that, if you're lucky
It's prog, with lyrics so mucky
It'll turn the air blue
its not fit for a zoo
Or more than that, if you're lucky
It's prog, with lyrics so mucky
It'll turn the air blue
its not fit for a zoo
There's so many endings that seem so wrong, in so many ways, for a family show...I'm not even going there...
Craig's minder seems a bit te (t) chy
Craig's minder seems a bit te (t) chy
The info you give seems sketchy?
Craig's minder seems a bit te (t) chy
The info you give seems sketchy?
Take a quick look on Twitter?
Craig's minder seems a bit te (t) chy
The info you give seems sketchy?
Take a quick look on Twitter?
he may become bitter
Craig's minder seems a bit te (t) chy
The info you give seems sketchy?
Take a quick look on Twitter?
he may become bitter
With Aquarians, changed, 'cos they're stretchy*
It's the weekend! Oh fun! Oh what joy!
*apologies to the syllable police (https://twitter.com/craigblundell/status/523096596838633472).
It's the weekend! Oh fun! Oh what joy!
For the Frost*ie can choose any toy
It's the weekend! Oh fun! Oh what joy!
For the Frost*ie can choose any toy
Camera, keyboard or...hoover
It's the weekend! Oh fun! Oh what joy!
For the Frost*ie can choose any toy
Camera, keyboard or...hoover
and drums to manoeuvre
It's the weekend! Oh fun! Oh what joy!
For the Frost*ie can choose any toy
Camera, keyboard or...hoover
and drums to manoeuvre
It's time to go drink, whee! Oh Boy!
I know that there are some going sober
I know that there are some going sober
The cupboard's locked and we can't find the crowbar
I know that there are some going sober
The cupboard's locked and we can't find the crowbar
the drain cleaner's been drunk
I know that there are some going sober
The cupboard's locked and we can't find the crowbar
the drain cleaner's been drunk
It tastes like a skunk
#1320
I know that there are some going sober
The cupboard's locked and we can't find the crowbar
the drain cleaner's been drunk
It tastes like a skunk
Now i'm SOOO clean but SOOO hungover.
Hackett blew us away here in Notts
Hackett blew us away here in Notts
He plays music with lots of those dots
Hackett blew us away here in Notts
He plays music with lots of those dots
I would need seven digits
Hackett blew us away here in Notts
He plays music with lots of those dots
I would need seven digits
or numerous widgets
Hackett blew us away here in Notts
He plays music with lots of those dots
I would need seven digits
or numerous widgets
And be practicing lots and lots.
m not sure what it says about me that next to Steve Hackett on my haard drive is Stanley Holloway! Lol)
Anyone got the new Enid disc
Im not sure what it says about me that next to Steve Hackett on my haard drive is Stanley Holloway! Lol) Anyone got the new Enid disc,
I also like to keep a varied collection of music but I don't have anything by The Enid. Tsk tsk tsk?
Im not sure what it says about me that next to Steve Hackett on my haard drive is Stanley Holloway! Lol) Anyone got the new Enid disc,
I also like to keep a varied collection of music but I don't have anything by The Enid. Tsk tsk tsk?
I too have plenty of the hackett but nothing by The Enid. (Is this an Irish limerick?)
I'm not sure what it says about me that next to Steve Hackett on my hard drive is Stanley Holloway! Lol) Anyone got the new Enid disc,
I also like to keep a varied collection of music but I don't have anything by The Enid. Tsk tsk tsk?
I too have plenty of the hackett but nothing by The Enid. (Is this an Irish limerick?)
Steve Hackett should do The Lion and Albert (http://youtu.be/aKovQRzIQwI) (Limerick is in Ireland ergo all Limericks are Irish)
I'm not sure what it says about me that next to Steve Hackett on my hard drive is Stanley Holloway! Lol) Anyone got the new Enid disc,
I also like to keep a varied collection of music but I don't have anything by The Enid. Tsk tsk tsk?
I too have plenty of the hackett but nothing by The Enid. (Is this an Irish limerick?)
Steve Hackett should do The Lion and Albert (Limerick is in Ireland ergo all Limericks are Irish)
I know but the 400 syllables have lost me and the rhyme
Maybe it's time for another
Maybe it's time for another
Said the drunk to his half-cut old brother
Maybe it's time for another
Said the drunk to his half-cut old brother
A whiskey or brandy
Maybe it's time for another
Said the drunk to his half-cut old brother
A whisky or brandy
Or a half-pint of shandy
Amended to the correct (i.e. Scottish) spelling! ;)
Maybe it's time for another
Said the drunk to his half-cut old brother
A whisky or brandy
Or a half-pint of shandy
But whatever you do, don't tell mother!
She'll drink the whole lot, the old sot
She'll drink the whole lot, the old sot
As she stumbles in to her old cot
She'll drink the whole lot, the old sot
As she stumbles in to her old cot
She'll snore all night long
She'll drink the whole lot, the old sot
As she stumbles in to her old cot
She'll snore all night long
and break out in song
She'll drink the whole lot, the old sot
As she stumbles in to her old cot
She'll snore all night long
and break out in song;
Cliff Richard, likely as not.
So Rosetta says comets are stinky,
So Rosetta says comets are stinky,
She does? Could you give us a linky?
So Rosetta says comets are stinky,
She does? Could you give us a linky?
Thought Comet went bust
Quote from: RacingHippo on November 05, 2014, 12:55:27 PM
So Rosetta says comets are stinky,
She does? Could you give us a linky?
http://blogs.esa.int/rosetta/2014/10/23/the-perfume-of-67pc-g/
http://www.space.com/27607-comet-has-awful-stench-rosetta-spacecraft.html
So Rosetta says comets are stinky,
She does? Could you give us a linky?
that means McNought to me, :)
Split!
So Rosetta says comets are stinky,
She does? Could you give us a linky?
Thought Comet went bust,
Next to mars, turn to dust,
So Rosetta says comets are stinky,
She does? Could you give us a linky?
that means McNought to me,
"Smells like eggs and horse pee",
So Rosetta says comets are stinky,
She does? Could you give us a linky?
Thought Comet went bust,
Next to mars, turn to dust,
I simply don't know what to thinky.
So Rosetta says comets are stinky,
She does? Could you give us a linky?
that means McNought to me,
"Smells like eggs and horse pee",
I think that detector's on the blinky.
So who'll be seeing the Frogs and the Swedes?
???
(https://scontent-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xap1/v/t1.0-9/1544596_10151824564186776_808015932_n.png?oh=c6867bb5cc1026428fc34c63922dc736&oe=54DF045F)
** TBC = Soundcontrol, Manchester
I'll be at the Manchester and Borderline gigs :)
I'll be at the Manchester and Borderline gigs
Doing a few chair dancing jigs,
I'll be at the Manchester and Borderline gigs
Doing a few chair dancing jigs,
with a hop & a step
I'll be at the Manchester and Borderline gigs
Doing a few chair dancing jigs,
with a hop & a step
and a doggie named Shep
I'll be at the Manchester and Borderline gigs
Doing a few chair dancing jigs,
with a hop & a step
and a doggie named Shep
Chasing a few raucous pigs
TA's on the telly a lot
TA's on the telly a lot
He'll soon have his own chat show slot
TA's on the telly a lot
He'll soon have his own chat show slot
His guest star's a comet
TA's on the telly a lot
He'll soon have his own chat show slot
His guest star's a comet
Drunk, and likely to vomit
;D ;D ;D
TA's on the telly a lot
He'll soon have his own chat show slot
His guest star's a comet
Drunk, and likely to vomit;
Up next, a Philae-lander-ing bot.
So what's with Jem's band names and weather?
So what's with Jem's band names and weather?
They bring music and rainfall together
So what's with Jem's band names and weather?
They bring music and rainfall together
Well it rains in his heart
So what's with Jem's band names and weather?
They bring music and rainfall together
Well it rains in his heart
And it hurts him to fart
So what's with Jem's band names and weather?
They bring music and rainfall together
Well it rains in his heart
And it hurts him to fart
No thats thunder, quick run hell for leather! (Lol)
So it seems comets don't have power points
So it seems comets don't have power points
Sleeping Philae needs photon anoints
So it seems comets don't have power points
Sleeping Philae needs photon anoints
It's not dead; it's "resting"
So it seems comets don't have power points
Sleeping Philae needs photon anoints
It's not dead; it's "resting"
It's exhausted from testing!
#1330
So it seems comets don't have power points
Sleeping Philae needs photon anoints
It's not dead; it's "resting"
It's exhausted from testing!
It's chillin out with a few space joints.
It hasn't picked the best time of year
It hasn't picked the best time of year
To sit out in the sun with a beer
It hasn't picked the best time of year
To sit out in the sun with a beer
It'll warm up soon enough
It hasn't picked the best time of year
To sit out in the sun with a beer
It'll warm up soon enough
'Cause it has The Right Stuff (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0086197/),
It hasn't picked the best time of year
To sit out in the sun with a beer
It'll warm up soon enough
'Cause it has The Right Stuff,
as it closes in on the sphere
TA should've nailed it t' t' comet
TA should've nailed it t' t' comet
But t' Comet din't 'ave an 'ammer on it,
TA should've nailed it t' t' comet
But t' Comet din't 'ave an 'ammer on it,
Perhaps superglue
TA should've nailed it t' t' comet
In the style of Wallace and Gromit
Quote from: RacingHippo on November 19, 2014, 06:25:18 PM
TA should've nailed it t' t' comet
In the style of Wallace and Gromit
Come on, keep up man ;)
TA should've nailed it t' t' comet
But t' Comet din't 'ave an 'ammer on it,
Perhaps superglue
which has quite a phew
In the style of Wallace & Grommit
That was your closing last line
That was your closing last line
Your mean that it's really all mine?
That was your closing last line
Your mean that it's really all mine?
Well it saved us the bother
That was your closing last line
Your mean that it's really all mine?
Well it saved us the bother
of learning to hover,
That was your closing last line
Your mean that it's really all mine?
Well it saved us the bother
of learning to hover,
Or finishing the other split rhyme
So a new project out from our Dec
So a new project out from our Dec
Will have us all flippin' our heck
So a new project out from our Dec
Will have us all flippin' our heck
It's AudioPlastik
So a new project out from our Dec
Will have us all flippin' our heck
It's AudioPlastik
Could be fantastic
So a new project out from our Dec
Will have us all flippin' our heck
It's AudioPlastik
Could be fantastic
And i'm sure not an audio reck
Oo goody, I get to start again
Oo goody, I get to start again
Thats right. Go on then...
Oo goody, I get to start again
Thats right. Go on then...
I think that this time
Oo goody, I get to start again
Thats right. Go on then...
I think that this time
Instead of a rhyme
Oo goody, I get to start again
Thats right. Go on then...
I think that this time
Instead of a rhyme
I'll do something different
I'm feeling a chill in my bones
:)
I'm feeling a chill in my bones
Maybe someone's killed one of your clones
I'm feeling a chill in my bones
Maybe someone's killed one of your clones
You made another you?
I'm feeling a chill in my bones
Maybe someone's killed one of your clones
You made another you?
It's the least we could do!
I'm feeling a chill in my bones
Maybe someone's killed one of your clones
You made another you?
It's the least we could do!
Oh no!! not another one of those drones
It's Monday, I need to do something clever
It's Monday, I need to do something clever,
Or, like... You know, whatever...
It's Monday, I need to do something clever,
Or, like... You know, whatever...
It's Tuesday already!
It's Monday, I need to do something clever,
Or, like... You know, whatever...
It's Tuesday already!
Ee naa lad go steady
It's Monday, I need to do something clever,
Or, like... You know, whatever...
It's Tuesday already!
Ee naa lad go steady
Focus could now be whenever.............................................. (see previous post)
My gigging is getting real sparse
My gigging is getting real sparse
In fact it's becoming a farse
My gigging is getting real sparse
In fact it's becoming a farse
Beside being skint
My gigging is getting real sparse,
In fact it's becoming a farce,
Beside being skint,
The buildup of lint,
My gigging is getting real sparse,
In fact it's becoming a farce,
Beside being skint,
The buildup of lint,
Is gathering in the crack of my.....
I'm sorry I can't find a rhyme
I'm sorry I can't find a rhyme
The tone of late here is a crime :)
I'm sorry I can't find a rhyme
The tone of late here is a crime :)
Really plumbing the depths
I'm sorry I can't find a rhyme
The tone of late here is a crime :)
Really plumbing the depths
A distinct lack of breadths (nearly works)
I'm sorry I can't find a rhyme
The tone of late here is a crime :)
Really plumbing the depths
A distinct lack of breadths (nearly works)
You give us a mountain to climb
The Tiger has unleashed his moth :-\
The Tiger has unleashed his moth :-\
I'll be interested to see how it doth
The Tiger has unleashed his moth :-\
I'll be interested to see how it doth
It sounds most impressive
The Tiger has unleashed his moth :-\
I'll be interested to see how it doth
It sounds most impressive
This opus progressive,
#1340
The Tiger has unleashed his moth :-\
I'll be interested to see how it doth
It sounds most impressive
This opus progressive,
I'm emotional, please pass me a cloth. :)
Robert Reed sure is a busy chap,
Robert Reed sure is a busy chap
With toons considered not pap
Robert Reed sure is a busy chap
With toons considered not pap
With his new Willow's Song
Robert Reed sure is a busy chap
With toons considered not pap
With his new Willow's Song
Which is really quite strong
Robert Reed sure is a busy chap
With toons considered not pap
With his new Willow's Song
Which is really quite strong
Very few will consider it crap
Fat Man's loading his sleigh once again
Fat Man's loading his sleigh once again
that's no way to talk about Wayne
Fat Man's loading his sleigh once again
that's no way to talk about Wayne
Don't care if he's portly
Fat Man's loading his sleigh once again
that's no way to talk about Wayne
Don't care if he's portly
his manners are courtly
Fat Man's loading his sleigh once again
that's no way to talk about Wayne
Don't care if he's portly
his manners are courtly
And his beard never harbours a stain.
Happy 2015, fellow Frost*ies!
Happy 2015, fellow Frost*ies!
May your platters be piled high with röstis,
Happy 2015, fellow Frost*ies!
May your platters be piled high with röstis,
Your biscuits be numerous
Happy 2015, fellow Frost*ies!
May your platters be piled high with röstis,
Your biscuits be numerous
Your waistline voluminous :-[
Happy 2015, fellow Frost*ies!
May your platters be piled high with röstis,
Your biscuits be numerous
Your waistline voluminous :-[
And your sand dunes grow much eragrostis*.
*it's a sort of grass. I thought I was doing well finding one rhyme for Frost*ies...
So, New Year. What are your resolutions?
So, New Year. What are your resolutions?
To create music in great profusions :)
So, New Year. What are your resolutions?
To create music in great profusions
To live life a bit more
So, New Year. What are your resolutions?
To create music in great profusions
To live life a bit more
But not buy a macaw*
* some are endangered species
So, New Year. What are your resolutions?
To create music in great profusions
To live life a bit more
But not buy a macaw*
And paint lots of plastic extrusions**
** My son's got me playing Warhammer (http://www.games-workshop.com/en-GB/Warhammer)
** My son's got me playing Warhammer
Have they got much to enamour?
** My son's got me playing Warhammer
Have they got much to enamour?
It's a game not a band
** My son's got me playing Warhammer
Have they got much to enamour?
It's a game not a band
Well corrected you stand :)
** My son's got me playing Warhammer
Have they got much to enamour?
It's a game not a band
Well corrected you stand :)
I'd rather put my head in a slammer
Jem's website still looks the same
Jem's website still looks the same
Perhaps he's off playing a game
Jem's website still looks the same
Perhaps he's off playing a game
Websites aren't his thing
Jem's website still looks the same,
Perhaps he's off playing a game?
Websites aren't his thing
Worm cathedral building?
Jem's website still looks the same,
Perhaps he's off playing a game?
Websites aren't his thing
Worm cathedral building?
It's those radio two folk I blame! :)
Who likes Freud Kafka first name Kant?
Who likes Freud Kafka first name Kant?
(I think Pete's gearing up for a rant)
Who likes Freud Kafka first name Kant?
(I think Pete's gearing up for a rant)
The man who played bass
Who likes Freud Kafka first name Kant?
(I think Pete's gearing up for a rant)
The man who played bass
this album is ace!
Who likes Freud Kafka first name Kant?
(I think Pete's gearing up for a rant)
The man who played bass
this album is ace!
Am I disappointed? No I an't!
I'd like to go on about it more, :)
I'd like to go on about it more, :)
Then please do, I beseech, I implore!
I'd like to go on about it more, :)
Then please do, I beseech, I implore!
I'll go make some tea
I'd like to go on about it more, :)
Then please do, I beseech, I implore!
I'll go make some tea
Any hobnobs for me?
I'd like to go on about it more, :)
Then please do, I beseech, I implore!
I'll go make some tea
Any hobnobs for me?
Dunno. Have a look in the store.
What was the topic again?
What was the topic again?
It would take far too long to explain
What was the topic again?
It would take far too long to explain
A topic? what's that?
What was the topic again?
It would take far too long to explain
A topic? what's that?
Hazelnuts plus fat,
What was the topic again?
It would take far too long to explain
A topic? what's that?
Hazelnuts plus fat,
And a modified playground refrain*
So what gigs will you go to this year?
*Topic was the name of a chocolate bar back in ye olde day. The Topic advert from the 70s went "What has a hazelnut in every bite? TOPIC!", but at my junior skool the cheery "TOPIC!" was changed to "Squirrel sh*t!"
So what gigs will you go to this year?
and will it involve lots of beer?
So what gigs will you go to this year?
and will it involve lots of beer?
John Shuttleworth in March
So what gigs will you go to this year?
and will it involve lots of beer?
John Shuttleworth in March
With those eyebrows that arch (http://legacymedia.localworld.co.uk/275786/Article/images/17394042/4335608.jpg)
#1350
So what gigs will you go to this year?
and will it involve lots of beer?
John Shuttleworth in March
With those eyebrows that arch (http://legacymedia.localworld.co.uk/275786/Article/images/17394042/4335608.jpg)
And songs that are full of good cheer!
In August I'll see Big Big Train
In August I'll see Big Big Train
Your first time, or seeing them again?
In August I'll see Big Big Train
Your first time, or seeing them again?
I haven't seen them :(
In August I'll see Big Big Train
Your first time, or seeing them again?
I haven't seen them
Indeed a rare Gem
In August I'll see Big Big Train
Your first time, or seeing them again?
I haven't seen them
Indeed a rare Gem
That it is! Let me explain...
With this lineup, they've never performed live
With this lineup, they've never performed live
But what if the venue's a dive?
With this lineup, they've never performed live
But what if the venue's a dive?
Fear not, it looks smart 8)
http://www.kingsplace.co.uk/about-kings-place
With this lineup, they've never performed live
But what if the venue's a dive?
Fear not, it looks smart 8)
It has walls filled with Art
(Don't fall in the canal! ;))
With this lineup, they've never performed live
But what if the venue's a dive?
Fear not, it looks smart 8)
It has walls filled with Art
Bet you can't wait for the date to arrive.
I might get along to Summers End
Quote from: tigermoth on January 16, 2015, 03:35:01 AM
I might get along to Summers End
Sod the rhyme, is that as a performer? :)
I might get along to Summers End
Can't say, but could well be my friend
I might get along to Summers End
Can't say, but could well be my friend
Right - I'm saving the date!
I might get along to Summer's End
Can't say, but could well be my friend
Right - I'm saving the date!
To go see our mate
I might get along to Summer's End
Can't say, but could well be my friend
Right - I'm saving the date!
To go see our mate
S--t, I hope it comes true like I intend.
Else if not there'll be much egg on face
I might get along to Summer's End
Can't say, but could well be my friend
Right - I'm saving the date!
To go see our mate
S--t, I hope it comes true like I intend.
Else if not there'll be much egg on face
Don't be daft; it's hardly disgrace!
Else if not there'll be much egg on face
Don't be daft; it's hardly disgrace!
We might take the Mick(!)
Else if not there'll be much egg on face
Don't be daft; it's hardly disgrace!
We might take the Mick(!)
Or a large Spotted Dick
Else if not there'll be much egg on face
Don't be daft; it's hardly disgrace!
We might take the Mick(!)
Or a large Spotted Dick
Shame my name, but leave my sponge in place
Last night I had a lovely tart ...
Last night I had a lovely tart ...
was she porn or was she just art?
Last night I had a lovely tart ...
was she porn or was she just art?
pics, or it didn't happen
Last night I had a lovely tart ...
was she porn or was she just art?
pics, or it didn't happen
Was het Limburgse Vlaaien?*
*http://stefangourmet.com/2013/03/07/limburger-cherry-pie-limburgse-kersenvlaai/ (http://stefangourmet.com/2013/03/07/limburger-cherry-pie-limburgse-kersenvlaai/)
Last night I had a lovely tart ...
was she porn or was she just art?
pics, or it didn't happen
Was het Limburgse Vlaaien?*
In whole, or merely a part?
We must have hit 1000 by now
(5541 posts, 5 per limerick even with our tendency to wander off track)
We must have hit 1000 by now
Surely, and she was a Bakewell Frau
We must have hit 1000 by now
Surely, and she was a Bakewell Frau
I meant poems ( ;D), not girls
We must have hit 1000 by now
Surely, and she was a Bakewell Frau
I meant poems ( ;D), not girls
adorned with some pearls?
We must have hit 1000 by now
Surely, and she was a Bakewell Frau
I meant poems ( ), not girls
adorned with some pearls?
Can we get a new total somehow?
Up north, it's good weather for snowmen
Quick, pack the car, we must go then
Up north, it's good weather for snowmen
Quick pack the car we must go then
Before they're cut down to size
Up north, it's good weather for snowmen
Quick pack the car we must go then
Before they're cut down to size
It is Frost* or he dies
Up north, it's good weather for snowmen
Quick pack the car we must go then
Before they're cut down to size
It is Frost* or he dies,
Or just disappear like Ed Snowden
Today cranked out som Frost* in the car,
Today cranked out som Frost* in the car,
even better with a jar in the bar
Today cranked out som Frost* in the car,
even better with a jar in the bar
Best not in the disco
Today cranked out som Frost* in the car,
even better with a jar in the bar
Best not in the disco
You could take the risk though
Today cranked out som Frost* in the car,
even better with a jar in the bar
Best not in the disco
You could take the risk though
and listen while in Myanmar
Dipterologists listen to flies
Dipterologists listen to flies
Lepidopterists, now those are the guys
Dipterologists listen to flies
Lepidopterists, now those are the guys
They're so handsome and butch
I vote Owen has to supply the next line as well.
Dipterologists listen to flies
Lepidopterists, now those are the guys
They're so handsome and butch :-* :-* :-*
Just like Starsky & Hutch :-* :-* :-*
Dipterologists listen to flies
Lepidopterists, now those are the guys
They're so handsome and butch :-* :-* :-*
Just like Starsky & Hutch :-* :-* :-*
On aurelian matters, they're wise
I really should go up to bed
I really should go up to bed
If I don't, I'll surely be dead.
I really should go up to bed
If I don't, I'll surely be dead.
But it's 9 in the morning!
I really should go up to bed
If I don't, I'll surely be dead.
But it's 9 in the morning!
So? I'm already yawning,
#1360
I really should go up to bed
If I don't, I'll surely be dead.
But it's 9 in the morning!
So? I'm already yawning,
Bah! Drink some espresso instead!
Catherine's sig is quite long-in-the-tooth
Catherine's sig is quite long-in-the-tooth
But it's nice and polite, not uncouth
Catherine's sig is quite long-in-the-tooth
But it's nice and polite, not uncouth
She's sponsored by Dec
Catherine's sig is quite long-in-the-tooth
But it's nice and polite, not uncouth
She's sponsored by Dec
Who said "What the heck...
Catherine's sig is quite long-in-the-tooth
But it's nice and polite, not uncouth
She's sponsored by Dec
Who said "What the heck...
"Just pass me another vermouth!"
I'll be singing some Whitacre (http://youtu.be/nsLiivVgxmM) tonight
I'll be singing some Whitacre tonight
A cover of Purple's Black Night?
I'll be singing some Whitacre tonight
A cover of Purple's Black Night?
No - DaVinci's Dream
I'll be singing some Whitacre tonight
A cover of Purple's Black Night?
No - DaVinci's Dream
Not a cover of Cream? (notice I refrained from the obvious rhyme with tonight :))
I'll be singing some Whitacre tonight
A cover of Purple's Black Night?
No - DaVinci's Dream
Not a cover of Cream?
Hippo's singing? It'll be....all right ;D
I wonder what's on at the flicks?
I wonder what's on at the flicks?
50 shades, a film about d#@ks,
I wonder what's on at the flicks?
50 shades, a film about d#@ks,
I like gumshoe films,
I wonder what's on at the flicks?
50 shades, a film about d#@ks,
I like gumshoe films,
And the Flintstones, love Wilms (ok you think of a better one lol)
I wonder what's on at the flicks?
50 shades, a film about d#@ks,
I like gumshoe films,
And the Flintstones, love Wilms (ok you think of a better one lol)
Or anything with some hot chicks.
You can't beat the ones with Dave Attenborough*
* Hah! Find a rhyme for that then!
You can't beat the ones with Dave Attenborough
Specialy the ones done in Attleborough*
Norfolk town on't A11 AND it nearly rhymes RH!!!
You can't beat the ones with Dave Attenborough
Specialy the ones done in Attleborough
Though the natives are rough,
You can't beat the ones with Dave Attenborough
Specialy the ones done in Attleborough
Though the natives are rough,
and certainly gruff
You can't beat the ones with Dave Attenborough
Specialy the ones done in Attleborough
Though the natives are rough,
and certainly gruff,
His account of the wildlife is very thorough.
My chickens are bok bok bok boking,
My chickens are bok bok bok boking,
and apparently, for them, that is talking.
My chickens are bok bok bok boking,
and apparently, for them, that is talking.
But their language is fowl
My chickens are bok bok bok boking,
and apparently, for them, that is talking.
But their language is fowl
and their yokes make me howl (jokes)
My chickens are bok bok bok boking,
and apparently, for them, that is talking.
But their language is fowl
and their yokes make me howl
So next Chinese New Year they'll be woking
I think Brian Cox is a star*
*stands back and waits for TA to start grumbling
I think Brian Cox is a star*
Bright and twinkly when seen from afar,
[How could I disappoint ... ? ;)]
I think Brian Cox is a star
Bright and twinkly when seen from afar,
Does he have any planets?
Quote from: owen on February 05, 2015, 10:24:02 AM
So next Chinese New Year they'll be woking
Isn't that a place in Surrey?! ;)
Quote from: D S on February 05, 2015, 12:49:53 PM
Quote from: owen on February 05, 2015, 10:24:02 AM
So next Chinese New Year they'll be woking
Isn't that a place in Surrey?! ;)
So, possibly wokking? ???
I think Brian Cox is a star
Bright and twinkly when seen from afar,
Does he have any planets?
festooned with dead gannets
I think Brian Cox is a star
Bright and twinkly when seen from afar,
Does he have any planets?
festooned with dead gannets
Propped up 'gainst an equally dead bar.
Lonely Robot gets ready to launch
Lonely Robot gets ready to launch
on cd, or vinyl with scraunch?
Lonely Robot gets ready to launch
on cd, or vinyl with scraunch?
Or even cassette,
Lonely Robot gets ready to launch
on cd, or vinyl with scraunch?
Or even cassette,
Cylinder better yet :)
#1367
Lonely Robot gets ready to launch
on cd, or vinyl with scraunch?
Or even cassette,
Cylinder better yet :)
Better still - stick your ear in a conch.
You nutters don't 'arf make me larf
You nutters don't 'arf make me larf
Especially them what live in the Sarf?
You nutters don't 'arf make me larf
Especially them what live in the Sarf?
Hey, a Frost*ie's a Frost*ie
You nutters don't 'arf make me larf
Especially them what live in the Sarf?
Hey, a Frost*ie's a Frost*ie
Whether sprightly or crusty
#1369
You nutters don't 'arf make me larf
Especially them what live in the Sarf?
Hey, a Frost*ie's a Frost*ie
Whether sprightly or crusty
If you're crusty you should take a barf
I despair of watching my team*
*Wigan Athletic if you must know
You nutters don't 'arf make me larf
Especially them what live in the Sarf?
Hey, a Frost*ie's a Frost*ie
For a rhyme I am losty
Earth to Tigermoth...
#1370
You nutters don't 'arf make me larf
Especially them what live in the Sarf?
Hey, a Frost*ie's a Frost*ie
For a rhyme I am losty,
And late by an hour and a half.
I despair of watching my team
But I'm not half as sad as I seem,
I despair of watching my team
But I'm not half as sad as I seem,
For I love to spot trains
I despair of watching my team
But I'm not half as sad as I seem,
For I love to spot trains
boats, ships, cars and planes
I despair of watching my team
But I'm not half as sad as I seem,
For I love to spot trains
boats, ships, cars and planes
and my anorak's spotlessly clean
The Philadelphia Experiment's good
The Philadelphia Experiment's good
It's science with soft, cheesy food
The Philadelphia Experiment's good
It's science with soft, cheesy food
But I need to lose weight :(
The Philadelphia Experiment's good
It's science with soft, cheesy food
But I need to lose weight :(
As I've got a strange gait
The Philadelphia Experiment's good
It's science with soft, cheesy food
But I need to lose weight :(
As I've got a strange gait
Because I've a massive great....oh wait, that's rude
I'm knackered and going to bed
I'm knackered and going to bed,
Though 'twas morning by the time this was read,
I'm knackered and going to bed,
Though 'twas morning by the time this was read,
Now it's late afternoon
I'm knackered and going to bed,
Though 'twas morning by the time this was read,
Now it's late afternoon
And evening comes soon
I'm knackered and going to bed,
Though 'twas morning by the time this was read,
Now it's late afternoon
And evening comes soon
Then you can repete what you just said. :)
I find Thank You Scientist quite cool
I find Thank You Scientist quite cool
They appreciate thanks, as a rule
I find Thank You Scientist quite cool
They appreciate thanks, as a rule
That's over my head
I find Thank You Scientist quite cool
They appreciate thanks, as a rule
That's over my head
As the astrologer astronomer said
I find Thank You Scientist quite cool
They appreciate thanks, as a rule
That's over my head
As the astrologer astronomer said
While drowning in a paddling pool.
Have just been to the land of the 'roos,
Have just been to the land of the 'roos,
Where philosophers are all called Bruce
For those who don't know what I'm on about... ;)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bruces%27_Philosophers_Song
Have just been to the land of the 'roos,
Where philosophers are all called Bruce
drink Fosters & XXXX
Have just been to the land of the 'roos,
Where philosophers are all called Bruce
drink Fosters & XXXX
And barbie in short kecks
Have just been to the land of the 'roos,
Where philosophers are all called Bruce
drink Fosters & XXXX
And barbie in short kecks
While debating all matters abstruse.
Such as how to start shearing a sheep,
Such as how to start shearing a sheep,
Yay and matters yet even more deep
Such as how to start shearing a sheep,
Yay and matters yet even more deep
Is it time for a barbie?
Such as how to start shearing a sheep,
Yay and matters yet even more deep
Is it time for a barbie?
Had that already, you larby,
[I have discovered, thanks to the Urban Dictionary, that that is not a very nice noun ... but it does rhyme 8)]
Such as how to start shearing a sheep,
Yay and matters yet even more deep
Is it time for a barbie?
Had that already, you larby,
No, it's time for Little Bo Peep ::)*
So Spock will boldly travel no more :-[
*closest I could get to lecherous
Quote from: Trapezium Artist on February 27, 2015, 02:39:10 PM
Such as how to start shearing a sheep,
Yay and matters yet even more deep
Is it time for a barbie?
Had that already, you larby,
[I have discovered, thanks to the Urban Dictionary, that that is not a very nice noun ... but it does rhyme 8)]
Not as a rhyme & was one a barbie, as in Q, and the other barbie as in doll?
Quote from: Mikey on February 28, 2015, 01:06:50 PM
Quote from: Trapezium Artist on February 27, 2015, 02:39:10 PM
Such as how to start shearing a sheep,
Yay and matters yet even more deep
Is it time for a barbie?
Had that already, you larby,
[I have discovered, thanks to the Urban Dictionary, that that is not a very nice noun ... but it does rhyme 8)]
Not as a rhyme & was one a barbie, as in Q, and the other barbie as in doll?
You should have left it, Mickey. That's even more disturbing
So Spock will boldly travel no more :-[
He lived long and prospered, for sure
Where the hell are we? There's that many explanations and asides I forgot what the rhyme was. Lol
Split!
So Spock will boldly travel no more :-[
He lived long and prospered, for sure
Said TigerMoth, "Where the hell are we?"
Of explanations and asides there's that many
I forgot what the rhyme was
Split!
So Spock will boldly travel no more :-[
He lived long and prospered, for sure
I'm adding a new rhyme
To prevent limerick crime
Said TigerMoth, "Where the hell are we?"
Of explanations and asides there's that many
I forgot what the rhyme was
The reason for that's 'cos
Split!
So Spock will boldly travel no more :-[
He lived long and prospered, for sure
I'm adding a new rhyme
To prevent limerick crime
What's this about spock then? Wherefore?
Said TigerMoth, "Where the hell are we?"
Of explanations and asides there's that many
I forgot what the rhyme was
The reason for that's cos
tumpty tum, pom pom pom, la de dee.
Am I to understand Spocks is conked?
Am I to understand Spocks is conked?
COPD got him: he's not zonked
Am I to understand Spocks is conked?
COPD got him: he's not zonked
He's as dead as the parrot
Am I to understand Spocks is conked?
COPD got him: he's not zonked
He's as dead as the parrot
Someone dangle me a carrot
Am I to understand Spocks is conked?
COPD got him: he's not zonked
He's as dead as the parrot
Someone dangle me a carrot
Now you do understand Spock is conked (In the style of Edward Lear, according to QI)
A limerick should have a meter
A limerick should have a meter
To make it sound so much neater
A limerick should have a meter
To make it sound so much neater
It should propperly scan
(Stil none the bleedin wiser as to what that spocks business was about) ;)
A limerick should have a meter
To make it sound so much neater
It should properly scan
With a rhyme-worthy plan
#1380
A limerick should have a meter
To make it sound so much neater
It should properly scan
With a rhyme-worthy plan
Leonard Nimoy's no longer a tweeter
Is the answer to Tigermoth's query
Is the answer to Tigermoth's query
No Spock makes me feel sad and teary :'(
Is the answer to Tigermoth's query
No Spock makes me feel sad and teary :'(
Make do with the beard
Is the answer to Tigermoth's query
No Spock makes me feel sad and teary :'(
Make do with the beard
That sounds rather weird
Is the answer to Tigermoth's query
No Spock makes me feel sad and teary :'(
Make do with the beard
That sounds rather weird
But should leave you feeling quite cheery.
Some great men are biting the dust :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :(
Some great men are biting the dust
Though in this world, it's a must.
Some great men are biting the dust
Though in this world, it's a must.
You can't live for ever,
Some great men are biting the dust
Though in this world, it's a must.
You can't live for ever,
So we must endeavor
Some great men are biting the dust
Though in this world, it's a must.
You can't live for ever,
So we must endeavor
to end it fullfilling our lust
That mothling is churning out toons
That mothling is churning out toons
When he's finished he bends over and moons
That mothling is churning out toons
When he's finished he bends over and moons
And then "irons his cassock"
That mothling is churning out toons
When he's finished he bends over and moons
And then "irons his cassock"
With a hot metal hassock,
That mothling is churning out toons
When he's finished he bends over and moons
And then "irons his cassock"
With a hot metal hassock,
You should see what I do with the spoons!
Mr Hackett's new disc is out soon
That mothling is churning out toons
When he's finished he bends over and moons
And then "irons his cassock"
With a hot metal hassock,
And plays BLM on the spoons.
It's great having musical chums
SPLIT!
It's great having musical chums
It's,great having two extra thumbs
Mr Hackett's new disc is out soon
End of March, not beginning of June
SPLIT!
It's great having musical chums
It's,great having two extra thumbs
When you play drum and bass
Mr Hackett's new disc is out soon
End of March, not beginning of June
Hang on, it's today!
Split by jove!
It's great having musical chums
It's,great having two extra thumbs
When you play drum and bass
while you tie your shoe lace
Mr Hackett's new disc is out soon
End of March, not beginning of June
Hang on, it's today!
and I'm feeling so gay
It's great having musical chums
It's,great having two extra thumbs
When you play drum and bass
while you tie your shoe lace
and try not to drop any crumbs.
Mr Hackett's new disc is out soon
End of March, not beginning of June
Hang on, it's today!
and I'm feeling so gay
I could reach out and touch the moon
To solve simultainious lim'ricks,
To solve simultaneous lim'ricks,
Just take brandy, flour, lard, and some ethics,
To solve simultaneous lim'ricks,
Just take brandy, flour, lard, and some ethics,
But what happens then?
To solve simultaneous lim'ricks,
Just take brandy, flour, lard, and some ethics,
But what happens then?
When two become ten,
To solve simultaneous lim'ricks,
Just take brandy, flour, lard, and some ethics,
But what happens then?
When two become ten,
Just write twenty-five minute prog epics.
So, I'm starting a new one. Here goes!
So, I'm starting a new one. Here goes!
Now then, what rimes with goes, hmm, god knows :)
So, I'm starting a new one. Here goes!
Now then, what rhymes with goes, hmm, god knows :)
I'll say something random
So, I'm starting a new one. Here goes!
Now then, what rhymes with goes, hmm, god knows :)
I'll say something random
betwixt Frost*ie fandom?
So, I'm starting a new one. Here goes!
Now then, what rhymes with goes, hmm, god knows :)
I'll say something random
'Bout excess in fandom,
So, I'm starting a new one. Here goes!
Now then, what rhymes with goes, hmm, god knows :)
I'll say something random
'Bout excess in fandom,
Which leeds nicely to my bit of prose.
I'm playing on a track with Steve Hackett!
Split!
So, I'm starting a new one. Here goes!
Now then, what rhymes with goes, hmm, god knows :)
I'll say something random
betwixt Frost*ie fandom?
And nonchalantly scratch my nose.
I'm playing on a track with Steve Hackett!
Ye gods! That'll be quite a racket!
I'm playing on a track with Steve Hackett!
Ye gods! That'll be quite a racket!
Guitars and recorder
I'm playing on a track with Steve Hackett!
Ye gods! That'll be quite a racket!
Guitars and recorder,
Put earplugs on order,
I'm playing on a track with Steve Hackett!
Ye gods! That'll be quite a racket!
Guitars and recorder,
Put earplugs on order,
I say! (removes glasses and Jacket) :)
All the folks have done a cracking job :)
All the folks have done a cracking job :)
not a useless untalented knob
All the folks have done a cracking job :)
not a useless untalented knob
No, but I've been called worse :)
All the folks have done a cracking job :)
not a useless untalented knob
No, but I've been called worse :)
Though never in verse
#1390
All the folks have done a cracking job :)
not a useless untalented knob
No, but I've been called worse :)
Though never in verse
By an angry and blood thirsty mob
TA is presenting in limericks
TA is presenting in limericks
I really hope it will give him a fix
And, back in the room... I was still pondering barbieQ. Thanks Mikey!
On task now...
TA is presenting in limericks
I really hope it will give him a fix
So he'll know where he's at?
TA is presenting in limericks
I really hope it will give him a fix
So he'll know where he's at?
Without asking Seamus or Pat
Quote from: lyn on April 14, 2015, 10:09:44 PM
And, back in the room... I was still pondering barbieQ. Thanks Mikey!
On task now...
What? Is that from ages ago?
Quote from: Mikey on April 15, 2015, 09:23:40 PM
Quote from: lyn on April 14, 2015, 10:09:44 PM
And, back in the room... I was still pondering barbieQ. Thanks Mikey!
On task now...
What? Is that from ages ago?
Yeah! I get it now. BBQ. Didn't really do dolls. Sorry! (Hall of the Mountain Grill vs Barbie? No contest...)
TA is presenting in limericks
I really hope it will give him a fix
So he'll know where he's at?
Without asking Seamus or Pat
TA's space race is now a Grand Prix
In Eastleigh tonight, but no Twats >:(
In Eastleigh tonight, but no Twats >:(
With or without their hats
In Eastleigh tonight, but no Twats >:(
With or without their hats
Poor Lyn, she is twatless
Quote from: RacingHippo on April 16, 2015, 08:59:08 AM
In Eastleigh tonight, but no Twats >:(
With or without their hats
Poor Lyn, she is twatless
Is that anatomically correct?
Quote from: Mikey on April 16, 2015, 04:35:41 PM
Quote from: RacingHippo on April 16, 2015, 08:59:08 AM
In Eastleigh tonight, but no Twats >:(
With or without their hats
Poor Lyn, she is twatless
Is that anatomically correct?
The capital letters are in the wrong places... :-\
In Eastleigh tonight, but no Twats >:(
With or without their hats
Poor Lyn, she is twatless
I am why Jem is Hatless!
In Eastleigh tonight, but no Twats >:(
With or without their hats
Poor Lyn, she is twatless
I am why Jem is Hatless!
Phew! You got out of that one with tact!
My choir's doing a gig (http://chandoschamberchoir.org.uk/easter-concert-2015/), week on sat
My choir's doing a gig (http://chandoschamberchoir.org.uk/easter-concert-2015/), week on sat
With style. Don't sing flat
My choir's doing a gig, week on sat
With style. Don't sing flat
do you sing castrato?
My choir's doing a gig, week on sat
With style. Don't sing flat
do you sing castrato?
While holding a potato
My choir's doing a gig, week on sat
With style. Don't sing flat
do you sing castrato?
While holding a potato
and grooming the cat in the hat
The Unquiet Sky is quite brill
The Unquiet Sky is quite brill,
Said the unpaid Arena shill,
The Unquiet Sky is quite brill,
Said the unpaid Arena shill,
There's Mitchell on geetar
The Unquiet Sky is quite brill,
Said the unpaid Arena shill,
There's Mitchell on geetar
b(l)og, fridge, cheese'n meat-er
The Unquiet Sky is quite brill,
Said the unpaid Arena shill,
There's Mitchell on geetar
b(l)og, fridge, cheese'n meat-er
The rhyme of this verse went downhill
There was a prog fan from Milan
There was a prog fan from Milan
Who liked ELP, Zappa and Can
There was a prog fan from Milan
Who liked ELP, Zappa and Can
S/He shunned Justin Bieber
There was a prog fan from Milan
Who liked ELP, Zappa and Can
S/He shunned Justin Bieber
Pop war nicht ihre Liebe*
* I am instigating Jim's law of languages-other-than-English-are-preferable-if-the-ongoing-rhyme-is-maintained (though the meaning has to be relevant) :D - check it in Google translate :)
There was a prog fan from Milan
Who liked ELP, Zappa and Can
S/He shunned Justin Bieber
Pop war nicht ihre Liebe*
but he didn't half dig Manfred Mann
Was he partial to some Doracor?
Was he partial to some Doracor?
No, he'd not heard of that band before
Was he partial to some Doracor?
No, he'd not heard of that band before
Where do they come from?
Was he partial to some Doracor?
No, he'd not heard of that band before
Where do they come from?
From Italia, my son
Was he partial to some Doracor?
No, he'd not heard of that band before
Where do they come from?
From Italia, my son
Check them out, you'll be shouting "encore!"
Milano's, a local take away :)
Milano's, a local take away :)
Are playing La vita che cade on their PA
Milano's, a local take away :)
Are playing La vita che cade on their PA
They're not a Chinese?
Milano's, a local take away :)
Are playing La vita che cade on their PA
They're not a Chinese?
or spicy vietnamese
Milano's, a local take away :)
Are playing La vita che cade on their PA
They're not a Chinese?
or spicy vietnamese
Nor a bun shop in Chesapeake Bay
No, the fact of the matter is this:
"No, the fact of the matter is this"
Said Jim, starting to reminisce
"No, the fact of the matter is this"
Said Jim, starting to reminisce
I once had a figure
"No, the fact of the matter is this"
Said Jim, starting to reminisce
I once had a figure
but then I got bigger
"No, the fact of the matter is this"
Said Jim, starting to reminisce
I once had a figure
but then I got bigger
Now I'm phat, but the chocolate was bliss!
Now I really must try to lose weight
Now I really must try to lose weight
Those sweeties I must try and hate
Now I really must try to lose weight
Those sweeties I must try and hate
Begone! Tasty cakes
Now I really must try to lose weight
Those sweeties I must try and hate
Begone! Tasty cakes
You too, biscuits and bakes!
Now I really must try to lose weight
Those sweeties I must try and hate
Begone! Tasty cakes
You too, biscuits and bakes!
Else my belly will be bigger than Kate
I think I would really miss wine
I think I would really miss wine
The lack of it would make me pine
I think I would really miss wine
The lack of it would make me pine
I like me squashed grapes
I think I would really miss wine
The lack of it would make me pine
I like me squashed grapes,
So delightful with crêpes!
#1400
I think I would really miss wine
The lack of it would make me pine
I like me squashed grapes,
So delightful with crêpes!
The taste of it's really divine
Young Jake has upset John Mitchell
Young Jake has upset John Mitchell
It'll blow over, all being well
Young Jake has upset John Mitchell
It'll blow over, all being well
Lonely Robot, not Frost*!
Young Jake has upset John Mitchell
It'll blow over, all being well
Lonely Robot, not Frost*!
It comes at a cost
Young Jake has upset John Mitchell
It'll blow over, all being well
Lonely Robot, not Frost*!
It comes at a cost
You won't believe how terrible he fell...t
So Jem has put something on Vine
So Jem has put something on Vine
For such nuggets this year we have pined
What's vine? And can you do a link please?
Quote from: owen on May 07, 2015, 11:25:32 PM
What's vine? And can you do a link please?
That doesn't rhyme!! ;) https://vine.co/u/1206269635780075520
So Jem has put something on Vine
For such nuggets this year we have pined
That doesn't rhyme!!
(Ta!) so? It's no crime
So Jem has put something on Vine
For such nuggets this year we have pined
That doesn't rhyme!!
(Ta!) so? It's no crime
Chapman stick showing it is no mime
Are there green shoots in our community?
Are there green shoots in our community?
I should say so with impunity. :)
Are there green shoots in our community?
I should say so with impunity.
It's Gilbert and Sullivan
Are there green shoots in our community?
I should say so with impunity.
It's Gilbert and Sullivan
The Pirates of Penzance can
Are there green shoots in our community?
I should say so with impunity.
It's Gilbert and Sullivan
The Pirates of Penzance can
End this odd verse with some sort of unity...
Does anyone here like Tim Bowness?
Does anyone here like Tim Bowness?
Don't know much, I must confess
Does anyone here like Tim Bowness?
Don't know much, I must confess
He's the singer with no-man
Does anyone here like Tim Bowness?
Don't know much, I must confess
He's the singer with no-man
Not Gilbert and Sullivan
;)
Does anyone here like Tim Bowness?
Don't know much, I must confess,
He's the singer with no-man,
Not Gilbert and Sullivan,
And thus spends much time in a dress.
I'm constantly jet-lagged these days,
I'm constantly jet-lagged these days,
You mean rocket lagged (or other turn of phrase)
I'm constantly jet-lagged these days,
You mean rocket lagged (or other turn of phrase)
If you can't stand the heat
I'm constantly jet-lagged these days,
You mean rocket lagged (or other turn of phrase)
If you can't stand the heat
Beat a hasty retreat
I'm constantly jet-lagged these days,
You mean rocket lagged (or other turn of phrase)
If you can't stand the heat
Beat a hasty retreat
and avoid standing in the suns rays (deliberately apostrophe violation)
Mars is the bringer of war
Mars is the bringer of war
And chocolatey goodies galore
Mars is the bringer of war
And chocolatey goodies galore
His bars are stupendous
Mars is the bringer of war
And chocolatey goodies galore
His bars are stupendous
These rhymes never end-ous
Mars is the bringer of war
And chocolatey goodies galore
His bars are stupendous
These rhymes never end-ous
but never becoming a bore
Fanfare for the common man rocks
Fanfare for the common man rocks,
So much so it will knock off your socks,
Fanfare for the common man rocks,
So much so it will knock off your socks,
Such a pity the lawyers
Fanfare for the common man rocks,
So much so it will knock off your socks,
Such a pity the lawyers
Are such soul destroyers
Fanfare for the common man rocks,
So much so it will knock off your socks,
Such a pity the lawyers
Are such soul destroyers
They're a bunch of curmudgeonly cockerels.
I just got quite lost in the Barbican
I just got quite lost in the Barbican
Brutalism can be quite alarming, man
I just got quite lost in the Barbican
Brutalism can be quite alarming, man
all those square corners
I just got quite lost in the Barbican,
Brutalism can be quite alarming, man
All those square corners,
With art nouveau mourners,
I just got quite lost in the Barbican,
Brutalism can be quite alarming, man
All those square corners,
With art nouveau mourners,
Wasted on me, a barbarian
I went there myself, long ago
I went there myself, long ago,
And came back weeks later as Joe,
I went there myself, long ago,
And came back weeks later as Joe,
It's dahn in the sarf
I went there myself, long ago,
And came back weeks later as Joe,
It's dahn in the sarf
You 'avin a larf? 8)
I went there myself, long ago,
And came back weeks later as Joe,
It's dahn in the sarf
You 'avin a larf? 8)
But it's frightfully posh, don'tchaknow?
The Frost* Report's back on YouTube!
The Frost* Report's back on YouTube!
Ideal for those that are........nube/newb/noob?
The Frost* Report's back on YouTube!
Ideal for those that are........nube/newb/noob?
But will there be more?
The Frost* Report's back on YouTube!
Ideal for those that are........nube/newb/noob?
But will there be more?
For Frost* 3 - & 4? ;)
#1410
The Frost* Report's back on YouTube!
Ideal for those that are........nube/newb/noob?
But will there be more?
For Frost* 3 - & 4? ;)
Revamping The View From The Cube?
It's certainly good that they're back,
It's certainly good that they're back,
Top quality they do not lack
It's certainly good that they're back,
Top quality they do not lack
I think it's a sign
It's certainly good that they're back,
Top quality they do not lack
I think it's a sign
That we no longer pine
It's certainly good that they're back,
Top quality they do not lack,
I think it's a sign
That we no longer pine
For the fjords like a parrot named Jack.
My Ety's I left on a plane, :'(
My Ety's I left on a plane, :'(
I don't know what that is: please explain ???
My Ety's I left on a plane, :'(
I don't know what that is: please explain ???
Maybe he means "Etsy" (Tho' I doubt that owing to the apostrophe)
My Ety's I left on a plane, :'(
I don't know what that is: please explain ???
Maybe he means "Etsy"
No, they're headphones (I checked, see (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=ety%27s)?)
My Ety's I left on a plane, :'(
I don't know what that is: please explain ???
Maybe he means "Etsy"
No, they're headphones (I checked, see (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=ety%27s)?)
Expensive ones, hence my deep pain.
Custom ear moulds as well, curse my luck,
Custom ear moulds as well, curse my luck,
So no use to a mandarin duck*
* indeed most headphones are of little use to Aix galericulata but this line reduces the likelihood of obvious Anglo-Saxon obscenities turning up in this limerick
Custom ear moulds as well, curse my luck,
So no use to a mandarin duck*
The crook of this stunt
Quote from: JimD on May 29, 2015, 11:26:26 AM
* indeed most headphones are of little use to Aix galericulata but this line reduces the likelihood of obvious Anglo-Saxon obscenities turning up in this limerick
How very responsible of you, Jim. Well done.
Custom ear moulds as well, curse my luck,
So no use to a mandarin duck*
The crook of this stunt
Was the bloke sat in front*
*ditto
Custom ear moulds as well, curse my luck,
So no use to a mandarin duck
The crook of this stunt
Was the bloke sat in front,
Thinking he, my possessions, couldst pluck*
It was like when someone stole my bike
*success!
It was like when someone stole my bike
It wasn't a Frost*ie called Mike
It was like when someone stole my bike
It wasn't a Frost*ie called Mike
Wasn't me or Sawtooth
It was like when someone stole my bike
It wasn't a Frost*ie called Mike
Wasn't me or Sawtooth
But it could be Babe Ruth
It was like when someone stole my bike
It wasn't a Frost*ie called Mike
Wasn't me or Sawtooth
But it could be Babe Ruth
Though I think she would rather a trike.
(And yes, I do know who Babe Ruth was)
I have a new job in a lab,
I have a new job in a lab,
Well I hope that goes awfully fab,
I have a new job in a lab,
Well I hope that goes awfully fab,
Are you Jekyll or Hyde?
I have a new job in a lab,
Well I hope that goes awfully fab,
Are you Jekyll or Hyde?
Did they say "Open wide"?
I have a new job in a lab,
Well I hope that goes awfully fab,
Are you Jekyll or Hyde?
Did they say "Open wide"?
Or are you really just driving a cab?
The top hundred songs in prog,
The top hundred songs in prog,
With their solo's leave us agog
The top hundred songs in prog,
With their solo's leave us agog,
Milliontown only 2? :o
The top hundred songs in prog,
With their solo's leave us agog,
Milliontown only 2? :o
What, not good enough for you?
The top hundred songs in prog,
With their solo's leave us agog,
Milliontown only 2? :o
What, not good enough for you?
That big train passed them by in the fog. ... or, I bet Jem's as sick as a dog. (I doubt it as I don't think he's aware of it even though I told him on his facebook but he doesn't go on that much either).
So Dave Longdon will sing with Magenta
So Dave Longdon will sing with Magenta.......................... (Magenta WFT)
I do hope he ain't got dementia
So Dave Longdon will sing with Magenta.......................... (Magenta WFT)
I do hope he ain't got dementia
Can he hit the high notes? :o
So Dave Longdon will sing with Magenta.......................... (Magenta WFT)
I do hope he ain't got dementia
Can he hit the high notes?
He's the greatest of throats
(Mikey, Did you mean wtf? and was that in reference to the statement or the riming difficulty? :) )
How many other words rhyme with Magenta? :-\ :-\ :-\
Will try and think of something to finish this off
So Dave Longdon will sing with Magenta.......................... (Magenta WFT)
I do hope he ain't got dementia
Can he hit the high notes?
He's the greatest of throats
And will win any quest he might enter :D
I'll make this one easy; Steve Howe
I'll make this one easy; Steve Howe
Played guitar once, while milking a cow,
I'll make this one easy; Steve Howe
Played guitar once, while milking a cow,
He fell off the stool
I'll make this one easy; Steve Howe
Played guitar once, while milking a cow,
He fell off the stool
Which was really uncool
I'll make this one easy; Steve Howe
Played guitar once, while milking a cow,
He fell off the stool
Which was really uncool
But he strummed a fat chord on the plow.
So hip, hip hooray for our TA!
Plow? What's that then? ;) ;) ;) ;) ;)
So hip, hip hooray for our TA!
On Newsnight he blew them away
So hip, hip hooray for our TA!
On Newsnight he blew them away
Stereotype hype?
So hip, hip hooray for our TA!
On Newsnight he blew them away
Stereotype hype?
Or just talking tripe?
So hip, hip hooray for our TA!
On Newsnight he blew them away
Stereotype hype?
Or just talking tripe?
Ask Rosetta and Philae...
Lonely Robots are out on the prowl
Lonely Robots are out on the prowl
He's one frude with a pretty cool towel
(Enter, Renter, Center, Venter, Inventer, Presenter, Polenta, to name but seven. Dementia my arse! Lol)
Lonely Robots are out on the prowl
He's one frude with a pretty cool towel
So he ate some polenta...
Lonely Robots are out on the prowl
He's one frude with a pretty cool towel
So he ate some polenta...
with an ugly presenter
#1420
Lonely Robots are out on the prowl
He's one frude with a pretty cool towel
So he ate some polenta...
with an ugly presenter
Which was fixed with a short length of dowel
Taylor Swift put the frighteners on Apple!
Taylor Swift put the frighteners on Apple!
they'll arrange for a Funeral Chapel
Taylor Swift put the frighteners on Apple!
they'll arrange for a Funeral Chapel
Then the Moth played with Robin
Taylor Swift put the frighteners on Apple!
they'll arrange for a Funeral Chapel
Then the Moth played with Robin
and Batman was throbbing
Taylor Swift put the frighteners on Apple!
they'll arrange for a Funeral Chapel
Then the Moth played with Robin
and Batman was throbbing
and the moonlight left the floor all a-dapple.
A musical legend has gone
A musical legend has gone
Original Yes men in band = none
A musical legend has gone
Original Yes men in band = none
It's a funny old game
A musical legend has gone
Original Yes men in band = none
It's a funny old game
And it's just not the same
A musical legend has gone
Original Yes men in band = none
It's a funny old game
And it's just not the same
But the music forever lives on
He's a talented chap, that Pete Jones
He's a talented chap, that Pete Jones
With prog DNA in his bones
He's a talented chap, that Pete Jones
With prog DNA in his bones
He rolled out Cocoon (which for anyone who hasn't bought it, why not????????)
He's a talented chap, that Pete Jones
With prog DNA in his bones
He rolled out Cocoon
For prog lovers, a boon!
He's a talented chap, that Pete Jones
With prog DNA in his bones
He rolled out Cocoon
For prog lovers, a boon!
Tickling sonic erogenous zones
Peter Gabriel was Counting Out Time
Peter Gabriel was Counting Out Time
It's on 'The Lamb', not 'Nursery Cryme'
Peter Gabriel was Counting Out Time
It's on 'The Lamb', not 'Nursery Cryme'
and then there were 3
Peter Gabriel was Counting Out Time
It's on 'The Lamb', not 'Nursery Cryme'
and then there were 3
had not yet come to be
Peter Gabriel was Counting Out Time
It's on 'The Lamb', not 'Nursery Cryme'
and then there were 3
had not yet come to be
And the G boys were stil in their prime.
And then came a trick of the tale,
And then came A Trick of the Tail
By no means a dud or a fail
And then came A Trick of the Tail
By no means a dud or a fail
'twas from '76
And then came A Trick of the Tail
By no means a dud or a fail
'twas from '76
we were getting our kicks
And then came A Trick of the Tail
By no means a dud or a fail
'twas from '76
we were getting our kicks
From stuff that wouldn't send us to jail
That's thirty nine years in the past :o
That's thirty nine years in the past :o
But quality music will last
That's thirty nine years in the past :o
But quality music will last
All the great bands have class
That's thirty nine years in the past :o
But quality music will last
All the great bands have class,
While Mylene has her ass,
(sorry, couldn't resist ... ::))
That's thirty nine years in the past :o
But quality music will last
All the great bands have class,
While Mylene has her ass,
A wild donkey whose kick's unsurpassed.
British Winter Time seems pretty cool,
British Winter Time seems pretty cool,
With some Frost* as a general rule
British Winter Time seems pretty cool,
With some Frost* as a general rule,
Plenty keyboards no doubt,
British Winter Time seems pretty cool,
With some Frost* as a general rule,
Plenty keyboards no doubt,
And some ARSE!-ing about
British Winter Time seems pretty cool,
With some Frost* as a general rule,
Plenty keyboards no doubt,
And some ARSE!-ing about
Though we know Jem is nobody's fool
Did you know that I am just a farm-boy?
Did you know that I am just a farm-boy?
Here in the Black Light with my toy
Did you know that I am just a farm-boy?
Here in the Black Light with my toy
I do what I can
Did you know that I am just a farm-boy?
Here in the Black Light with my toy
I do what I can
It'll make me a man
Did you know that I am just a farm-boy?
Here in the Black Light with my toy
I do what I can
It'll make me a man
The CD I'll now redeploy
So we're having a stab at the lyrics
So we're having a stab at the lyrics
Well, not if this rhyme turns out pyrrhic
So we're having a stab at the lyrics
Well, not if this rhyme turns out pyrrhic,
it could end up rap,
So we're having a stab at the lyrics
Well, not if this rhyme turns out pyrrhic,
it could end up rap,
please, no, not that crap
So we're having a stab at the lyrics
Well, not if this rhyme turns out pyrrhic,
it could end up rap,
please, no, not that crap
Nah, we'll use the posh atmospherics.
New Horizon's at Pluto on Tuesday!
New Horizon's at Pluto on Tuesday!
The Kuiper belt's such a long way away,
New Horizon's at Pluto on Tuesday!
The Kuiper belt's such a long way away,
It's TA's domain
New Horizon's at Pluto on Tuesday!
The Kuiper belt's such a long way away,
It's TA's domain
Let the brain take the strain
#1430
New Horizon's at Pluto on Tuesday!
The Kuiper belt's such a long way away,
It's TA's domain,
Let the brain take the strain,
Within hours, we'll be there, whahay!
I'll be singing their praises tonight,
http://www.ukspace2015.co.uk/gala-dinner (http://www.ukspace2015.co.uk/gala-dinner)
I'll be singing their praises tonight, http://www.ukspace2015.co.uk/gala-dinner
He's hired as their chief doctor spinner
I'll be singing their praises tonight, http://www.ukspace2015.co.uk/gala-dinner
He's hired as their chief doctor spinner
Not as Media Tart?
I'll be singing their praises tonight, http://www.ukspace2015.co.uk/gala-dinner
He's hired as their chief doctor spinner
Not as Media Tart?
Can you tell them apart?
I'll be singing their praises tonight, http://www.ukspace2015.co.uk/gala-dinner
He's hired as their chief doctor spinner
Not as Media Tart?
Can you tell them apart?
It's quite hard some might say impossible.
:) ...
Summat went wrong there didn't it duck?
Summat went wrong there didn't it duck?
Our rhyming ran clean out of luck
Summat went wrong there didn't it duck?
Our rhyming ran clean out of luck
These things sometimes happen
Summat went wrong there didn't it duck?
Our rhyming ran clean out of luck
These things sometimes happen
When we pass on the baton
Summat went wrong there didn't it duck?
Our rhyming ran clean out of luck
These things sometimes happen
When we pass on the baton
It's easy for things to get stuck.
Phew - that's some rudeness avoided again,
Phew - that's some rudeness avoided again,
said, Jane, Cain, Mary & Dwayne
Phew - that's some rudeness avoided again,
said, Jane, Cain, Mary & Dwayne
Not Larry and Daryl
Phew - that's some rudeness avoided again,
said, Jane, Cain, Mary & Dwayne
Not Larry and Daryl
who all had a quarrel
Phew - that's some rudeness avoided again,
said, Jane, Cain, Mary & Dwayne
Not Larry and Daryl
who all had a quarrel
But were put right by Ian McShane
There once was a spaceship near Pluto,
There once was a spaceship near Pluto,
Like Philae, but a good deal less cute-o
There once was a spaceship near Pluto,
Like Philae, but a good deal less cute-o
Out as far as can be
There once was a spaceship near Pluto,
Like Philae, but a good deal less cute-o
Out as far as can be
Oh the sights that we see!
There once was a spaceship near Pluto,
Like Philae, but a good deal less cute-o
Out as far as can be
Oh the sights that we see!
As we merrily sing "Benvenuto (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Benvenuto_(song))".
It's not often a squirrel gets drunk (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-hereford-worcester-33541502)...
It's not often a squirrel gets drunk... (Details?)
It's normal for a hungover skunk
It's not often a squirrel gets drunk... (Details?)
It's normal for a hungover skunk
When it does it goes nuts,
It's not often a squirrel gets drunk... (Details?)
It's normal for a hungover skunk
When it does it goes nuts,
While the hedgehog just tuts
It's not often a squirrel gets drunk... (Details?)
It's normal for a hungover skunk
When it does it goes nuts,
While the hedgehog just tuts
Details in the link that was lunk. (http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-hereford-worcester-33541502)
I've a hankering to hear some new tunes,
I've a hankering to hear some new tunes,
Either with or without the bassoons,
I've a hankering to hear some new tunes,
Either with or without the bassoons,
D97's a winner!
I've a hankering to hear some new tunes,
Either with or without the bassoons,
D97's a winner!
A guaranteed grinner!
I've a hankering to hear some new tunes,
Either with or without the bassoons,
D97's a winner!
A guaranteed grinner!
Even when played by tuneless babboons
There was a young man called Godfrey
There was a young man called Godfrey
Who played prog on a Hammond B3
There was a young man called Godfrey
Who played prog on a Hammond B3
What he did to his Leslie
There was a young man called Godfrey
Who played prog on a Hammond B3
What he did to his Leslie
Impressed Elvis Presley
There was a young man called Godfrey
Who played prog on a Hammond B3
What he did to his Leslie
Impressed Elvis Presley
In Graceland in old Tennessee
Jem's done a new bio for Frost*
Jem's done a new bio for Frost*
As usual, the old one is lost,
Jem's done a new bio for Frost*
As usual, the old one is lost,
It's a little bit thin
Jem's done a new bio for Frost*
As usual, the old one is lost,
It's a little bit thin
But then slimline is in
Jem's done a new bio for Frost*
As usual, the old one is lost,
It's a little bit thin
But then slimline is in
how much was the replacement cost?
We don't do a thread called now playing (but it's http://frostmusic.net/forum/index.php?topic=4115.0)
We don't do a thread called now playing
But if we did, it'd be saying
We don't do a thread called now playing
But if we did, it'd be saying
Vuela a mi galaxia (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cOqG0HXlzx0) :)
We don't do a thread called now playing
But if we did, it'd be saying
Vuela a mi galaxia :)
Is that atropia?
We don't do a thread called now playing
But if we did, it'd be saying
Vuela a mi galaxia :)
Is that atropia?
If it is then me nerves'll be fraying!
South America churned out some prog (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ImEZ24vOeiI)
South America churned out some prog (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ImEZ24vOeiI)
My gosh, that's some mellotron fog,
South America churned out some prog
My gosh, that's some mellotron fog,
We're getting exotic
South America churned out some prog
My gosh, that's some mellotron fog,
We're getting exotic
dare say psychotic? ;)
#1440
South America churned out some prog
My gosh, that's some mellotron fog,
We're getting exotic
dare say psychotic?
It sounds like an angry bullfrog.
A limerick containing horse puns
A limerick containing horse puns
Is saddley doomed for some shuns
A limerick containing horse puns
Is saddley doomed for some shuns
We could call a halter
A limerick containing horse puns
Is saddley doomed for some shuns
We could call a halter,
At the finish line, falter?
A limerick containing horse puns
Is saddley doomed for some shuns
We could call a halter,
At the finish line, falter?
And give Dobbin a treat of some buns
I'm ashamed that I wrote that last line
I'm ashamed that I wrote that last line
Don't know why - to me, it looks fine
I'm ashamed that I wrote that last line
Don't know why - to me, it looks fine
what feeding a stallion?
I'm ashamed that I wrote that last line
Don't know why - to me, it looks fine
what feeding a stallion?
You naughty rapscallion!
I'm ashamed that I wrote that last line
Don't know why - to me, it looks fine
what feeding a stallion?
You naughty rapscallion!
Show me a carrot and I'll show mine.
Now lets have a shiny clean one, ;)
Now lets have a shiny clean one,
no smutty or indecent fun
Now lets have a shiny clean one,
no smutty or indecent fun
No double entendres
Now lets have a shiny clean one,
no smutty or indecent fun
No double entendres
(Two meanings to ponder)
Now lets have a shiny clean one,
no smutty or indecent fun
No double entendres
(Two meanings to ponder)
Your choice said the bishop to the nun.
Has anyone seen my spare hat?
Has anyone seen my spare hat?
It's being shagged by your Siamese cat
Has anyone seen my spare hat?
It's being shagged by your Siamese cat
If you must wear a Davy Crockett
Has anyone seen my spare hat?
It's being shagged by your Siamese cat
If you must wear a Davy Crockett
Put the cat in your pocket
Has anyone seen my spare hat?
It's being shagged by your Siamese cat
If you must wear a Davy Crockett
Put the cat in your pocket
I tried, but the damn cat panicked. :)
Wow, that one got a bit random
Wow, that one got a bit random
my thoughts were whilst riding a tandem
Wow, that one got a bit random
my thoughts were whilst riding a tandem
We'll keep this one clean?
Wow, that one got a bit random
my thoughts were whilst riding a tandem
We'll keep this one clean?
Are you having a dream?
Wow, that one got a bit random
my thoughts were whilst riding a tandem
We'll keep this one clean?
Are you having a dream?
No, I'm just drowing in fandom.
There's good gigs happening in Liecester,
There's good gigs happening in Liecester,
is that a suburb of Leicester?
There's good gigs happening in Liecester,
is that a suburb of Leicester?
They're different, yet rhyme, ???
There's good gigs happening in Liecester,
is that a suburb of Leicester?
They're different, yet rhyme,
We do every time (almost)
There's good gigs happening in Liecester,
is that a suburb of Leicester?
They're different, yet rhyme,
We do every time (almost)
Did you know that the cellulose ester...
...Has a use in extrusion blow-moulding?
...Has a use in extrusion blow-moulding?
is it something that's folding?
...Has a use in extrusion blow-moulding?
is it something that's folding?
It sounds a bit rude
...Has a use in extrusion blow-moulding?
is it something that's folding?
It sounds a bit rude
You're just an old prude
...Has a use in extrusion blow-moulding?
is it something that's folding?
It sounds a bit rude
You're just an old prude
In need of a very sound scolding.
Consider yourself scolded now, sir!
Consider yourself scolded now, sir!
the pain has made my eyes blur
Consider yourself scolded now, sir!
the pain has made my eyes blur
Where it is patent-ly new
Consider yourself scolded now, sir!
the pain has made my eyes blur
Where it is patent-ly new
They're now red, not blue
Consider yourself scolded now, sir!
the pain has made my eyes blur
Where it is patent-ly new
They're now red, not blue
Like a comet in 3-D, (refer (http://www.esa.int/Our_Activities/Space_Science/Rosetta/Highlights/Comet_in_3D)).
It's Friday! What fun have you planned?
It's Friday! What fun have you planned?
To Spain, not frost* but being tanned
It's Friday! What fun have you planned?
To Spain, not frost* but being tanned
Don't forget the sun block
It's Friday! What fun have you planned?
To Spain, not frost* but being tanned
Don't forget the sun block
And to adjust your clock
It's Friday! What fun have you planned?
To Spain, not frost* but being tanned
Don't forget the sun block
And to adjust your clock
That was close! Or the limerick would be banned! :o
Hey Rook, are you watching the cricket?
Hey Rook, are you watching the cricket?
Do you wince at the loss of each wicket?
Hey Rook, are you watching the cricket?
Do you wince at the loss of each wicket?
Is it silly mid off?
Hey Rook, are you watching the cricket?
Do you wince at the loss of each wicket?
Is it silly mid off?
is Oz in a deep trough?
#1450
Hey Rook, are you watching the cricket?
Do you wince at the loss of each wicket?
Is it silly mid off?
is Oz in a deep trough?
Root and Wood seem to be just the ticket!
It's a fun thing, the old clavichord (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Utkqp3OMb9Q),
It's a fun thing, the old clavichord (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Utkqp3OMb9Q),
With that comb-over, I'm sure that he scored,
It's a fun thing, the old clavichord,
With that comb-over, I'm sure that he scored,
with a plink and a plonk,
It's a fun thing, the old clavichord,
With that comb-over, I'm sure that he scored,
with a plink and a plonk,
and a bang and a bonk
It's a fun thing, the old clavichord,
With that comb-over, I'm sure that he scored,
with a plink and a plonk,
and a bang and a bonk
He invented a new kind of chord!
I'm seeing Big Big Train on Friday
I'm seeing Big Big Train on Friday
For me, it's the matinee on Sunday
I'm seeing Big Big Train on Friday
For me, it's the matinee on Sunday
Poor us over here
I'm seeing Big Big Train on Friday
For me, it's the matinee on Sunday
Poor us over here
See I'm cryin' real tears
I'm seeing Big Big Train on Friday
For me, it's the matinee on Sunday
Poor us over here
See I'm cryin' real tears
Ain't it always the permanent way.
I'll be there on the friday too,
I'll be there on the friday too,
Excellent! I'll get to meet you!
I'll be there on the friday too,
Excellent! I'll get to meet you!
I can't make it there
I'll be there on the friday too,
Excellent! I'll get to meet you!
I can't make it there
But if not there then where?!
I'll be there on the friday too,
Excellent! I'll get to meet you!
I can't make it there
But if not there then where?!
At home, likely stuck on the loo!
So Jem plays the stick with Ebow,
So Jem plays the stick with Ebow,
Is it something he got off EBay?
Er ... quey? Lol
So Jem plays the stick with Ebow,
Is it something he got off EBay?
Er ... quey? lol
Said Picasso, oh 'ell
So Jem plays the stick with Ebow,
Is it something he got off EBay?
Er ... quey? lol
Said Picasso, oh 'ell
Poetry's a dying art so they say, or say they so.
Well that was a big big train reck :)
Well that was a big big train reck :)
Didn't rhyme, didn't scan - what the feck?
Well that was a big big train reck :)
Didn't rhyme, didn't scan - what the feck?
Wash your mouth out with soap!
Well that was a big big train wreck :)
Didn't rhyme, didn't scan - what the feck?
Wash your mouth out with soap!
Is that swearing? I think "nope"
Well that was a big big train wreck :)
Didn't rhyme, didn't scan - what the feck?
Wash your mouth out with soap!
Is that swearing? I think "nope"
Wrap up warm with a scarf 'round your neck
This weekend I'm off to the beach
This weekend I'm off to the beach
The Wisdom of Prog to preach
This weekend I'm off to the beach
The Wisdom of Prog to preach
It was just for a break
This weekend I'm off to the beach
The Wisdom of Prog to preach
It was just for a break
The prophet thus spake
This weekend I'm off to the beach
The Wisdom of Prog to preach
It was just for a break
The prophet thus spake
"It's of Hackett and Howe I must teach"
Six stringers in Genesis and Yes
Six stringers in Genesis and Yes
Formed GTR (a bit of a mess)
Six stringers in Genesis and Yes
Formed GTR (a bit of a mess)
That's rubbish my friend ;)
Quote from: johninblack on August 22, 2015, 09:48:45 PM
That's rubbish my friend ;)_
I know - a bit harsh but it rhymed! ;)
There were 3 or 4 good tracks on the album IMO but overall it didn't live up to my (probably too high) expectations. Too commercial / aimed for the American market / over-produced and not enough of what I like both guitarists for. Still, it hasn't stopped me pre-ordering the new 2CD version of GTR being released in September. 8)
Six stringers in Genesis and Yes
Formed GTR (a bit of a mess)
That's rubbish my friend
Well it's nearly the end!
#1457
Six stringers in Genesis and Yes
Formed GTR (a bit of a mess)
That's rubbish my friend
Well it's nearly the end!
Who's next in the band? It's a guess
Squackett came along with gusto
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Rhyming with "gusto"? At that I did baulk
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Rhyming with "gusto"? At that I did baulk
And now there's a split!
Squackett came along with gusto
It sounded so good that they must'a
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Rhyming with "gusto"? At that I did baulk
And now there's a split!
which isn't a hit
Squackett came along with gusto
It sounded so good that they must'a
thought about album two
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Rhyming with "gusto"? At that I did baulk
And now there's a split!
which isn't a hit
And away from it we will walk.
Squackett came along with gusto
It sounded so good that they must'a
thought about album two
Which now they can't do :'(
Squackett came along with gusto
It sounded so good that they must'a
thought about album two
Which now they can't do :'(
'Tis a debt that forever they must owe.
Well, that was a tricky ol' rhyme!
Well, that was a tricky ol' rhyme!
rhyming that is a bit of a crime,
Well, that was a tricky ol' rhyme!
rhyming that is a bit of a crime,
There's nowt we can't do!
Well, that was a tricky ol' rhyme!
rhyming that is a bit of a crime,
There's nowt we can't do!
'cept go for a poo,
#1460
Well, that was a tricky ol' rhyme!
rhyming that is a bit of a crime,
There's nowt we can't do!
'cept go for a poo,
does that mean its senokot time?
Bank holiday comes round again,
Bank holiday comes round again,
For Brits, it's that favourite time when
Bank holiday comes round again,
For Brits, it's that favourite time when
wellies come out
Bank holiday comes round again,
For Brits, it's that favourite time when
wellies come out
of the closet and shout
Bank holiday comes round again,
For Brits, it's that favourite time when
wellies come out
of the closet and shout
"Flobadobdob, Bill and Ben"
It's Friday, the last day of the (working) week
It's Friday, the last day of the (working) week
enjoyment we'll now try and seek
It's Friday, the last day of the (working) week
enjoyment we'll now try and seek
Wow, Wednesday already!
It's Friday, the last day of the (working) week
enjoyment we'll now try and seek
Wow, Wednesday already!
We're getting quite heady
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No Mikey, you can't start another one until we've finished the one before ::)
It's Friday, the last day of the (working) week
enjoyment we'll now try and seek
Wow, Wednesday already!
We're getting quite heady
Said Mikey, the newly turned geek:
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Whilst (annoyingly) out on a walk
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Whilst (annoyingly) out on a walk.
That just doesn't get old :)
Quote from: owen on September 09, 2015, 10:40:14 PM
No Mikey, you can't start another one until we've finished the one before ::)
It's Friday, the last day of the (working) week
enjoyment we'll now try and seek
Wow, Wednesday already!
We're getting quite heady
Said Mikey, the newly turned geek:
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took me a while to work that out, 😊
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Whilst (annoyingly) out on a walk.
That just doesn't get old :)
Though it's now getting cold
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Whilst (annoyingly) out on a walk.
That just doesn't get old :)
Though it's now getting cold
And it's proved to be rather a balk. :)
It's a funny old thing about turnips
It's a funny old thing about turnips
They're not fitted with any old zips
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It's a funny old thing about turnips
They're not fitted with any old zips
But they're bulbous and round
It's a funny old thing about turnips
They're not fitted with any old zips
But they're bulbous and round
Buried deep in the ground
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It's a funny old thing about turnips
They're not fitted with any old zips
But they're bulbous and round
Buried deep in the ground
And they put lots of weight on your hips
Which reminds me, I must go to the gym
Which reminds me, I must go to the gym
Whilst you are there do you belt out a hymn?
Which reminds me, I must go to the gym
Whilst you are there do you belt out a hymn?
Or sing a motet?
Which reminds me, I must go to the gym
Whilst you are there do you belt out a hymn?
Or sing a motet?
or a Mozart quartet?
Which reminds me, I must go to the gym
Whilst you are there do you belt out a hymn?
Or sing a motet?
or a Mozart quartet?
Or just play a tattoo on the rim?
TA got Saline on a comet
TA got Saline on a comet
He now has the Beeb in his pocket
TA got Saline on a comet
He now has the Beeb in his pocket
They've cleared up the puddle
TA got Saline on a comet
He now has the Beeb in his pocket
They've cleared up the puddle
The default rhyme is 'muddle'
TA got Saline on a comet
He now has the Beeb in his pocket
They've cleared up the puddle
The default rhyme is 'muddle'
The album should now be called rocket.
I hate the next bit of the process,
I hate the next bit of the process,
It's the bit that I dislike the mostest
I hate the next bit of the process,
It's the bit that I dislike the mostest
It calls on the gray cells
I hate the next bit of the process,
It's the bit that I dislike the mostest
It calls on the gray cells
And causes some strange smells
I hate the next bit of the process,
It's the bit that I dislike the mostest
It calls on the gray cells
And causes some strange smells
Oh god who did that? That's the grossest! Haha
So how many limericks now?
So how many limericks now?
Five-Nine-eight-nine so nearly six thou*
*based on 15 posts per page and 399+ pages but my maths is not to be relied on
So how many limericks now?
Five-Nine-eight-nine so nearly six thou*
Five lines to the limerick
*based on 15 posts per page and 399+ pages but my maths is not to be relied on
so 15 posts per page, five lines per limerick, makes at most three limericks per page which would put us around 1200, but there is an occasional foray into other things, so I would guess more like 1100. ;D
So how many limericks now?
Five-Nine-eight-nine so nearly six thou*
Five lines to the limerick
I know that, I'm not a ... thick :)
So how many limericks now?
Five-Nine-eight-nine so nearly six thou*
Five lines to the limerick
I know that, I'm not a ... thick
The stock exchange fell on the Dow
But never mind that, did you know....
But never mind that, did you know....
No I didn't, do tell, off ya go
But never mind that, did you know....
No I didn't, do tell, off ya go
It's a tale of a moth
But never mind that, did you know....
No I didn't, do tell, off ya go
It's a tale of a moth
And a man of the cloth
But never mind that, did you know....
No I didn't, do tell, off ya go
It's a tale of a moth
And a man of the cloth,
Who flicked out his flannel: fatal blow.
Ten bucks for a beer in DC,
Ten bucks for a beer in DC
Meh, I'm more of a Marvel man, me
Ten bucks for a beer in DC
Meh, I'm more of a Marvel man, me
A fiver at rugby
Ten bucks for a beer in DC
Meh, I'm more of a Marvel man, me
A fiver at rugby
Just 3 quid a mug hee!
#1470
Ten bucks for a beer in DC
Meh, I'm more of a Marvel man, me
A fiver at rugby
Just 3 quid a mug hee!
Time was, it just cost 30p
But that was when I was young :(
But that was when I was young
and still rolling round in the dung
But that was when I was young
and still rolling round in the dung
it gets a bit messy
But that was when I was young
and still rolling round in the dung
it gets a bit messy
when playing with Jessie
But that was when I was young
and still rolling round in the dung
it gets a bit messy
when playing with Jessie
As she constantly lolls out her tongue.
She's a dog, you perverted people!
"She's a dog, you perverted people!"
Shouted Hippo, whilst climbing a steeple
"She's a dog, you perverted people!"
Shouted Hippo, whilst climbing a steeple
An unfortunate fall
"She's a dog, you perverted people!"
Shouted Hippo, whilst climbing a steeple
An unfortunate fall
Broke by a wall
"She's a dog, you perverted people!"
Shouted Hippo, whilst climbing a steeple
An unfortunate fall
Broke by a wall
And everything went tits up in the rush to get Frost* tickets that have now gone on sale
"She's a dog, you perverted people!"
Shouted Hippo, whilst climbing a steeple
An unfortunate fall
Broke by a wall
interrupted their landing on some wool
Those tickets are selling like hot cakes
Those tickets are selling like hot cakes
Just as quickly as Nadiya bakes
Those tickets are selling like hot cakes
Just as quickly as Nadiya bakes
They're playing in 'Auld Reekie'
Those tickets are selling like hot cakes
Just as quickly as Nadiya bakes
They're playing in 'Auld Reekie'
Melodies strange and freeky
Those tickets are selling like hot cakes
Just as quickly as Nadiya bakes
They're playing in 'Auld Reekie'
Melodies strange and freeky
Plucked on tines from a pair of old rakes
Yesterday I bought a bungalow
Yesterday I bought a bungalow
Well that just trips off the tongue ya know. ;)
Yesterday I bought a bungalow
Well that just trips off the tongue ya know.
how low does it go?
Yesterday I bought a bungalow
Well that just trips off the tongue ya know.
how low does it go?
A bungalow? Low!
Yesterday I bought a bungalow
Well that just trips off the tongue ya know.
how low does it go?
A bungalow? Low!
it's the fah before me before doh!
But limericks go AABBA
But limericks go AABBA
But Julie Andrews, she did say neigh
But limericks go AABBA
But Julie Andrews, she did say neigh
Then some singing Swedes
But limericks go AABBA
But Julie Andrews, she did say neigh
Then some singing Swedes
with some small prog rock seeds
But limericks go AABBA
But Julie Andrews, she did say neigh
Then some singing Swedes
with some small prog rock seeds
Dropped an 'A' and became pop-parfait.
I've just spent four days in Iceland
I've just spent four days in Iceland
Sudden urge? Or was it all planned?
I've just spent four days in Iceland
Sudden urge? Or was it all planned?
Volcanoes and geysers
I've just spent four days in Iceland
Sudden urge? Or was it all planned?
Volcanoes and geysers
Hairy eyebrows and tweezers
I've just spent four days in Iceland
Sudden urge? Or was it all planned?
Volcanoes and geysers
Hairy eyebrows and tweezers
Pint of lager? That'll be 20 grand :o
That might be a little far fetched
That might be a little far fetched
and the truth is a little bit stretched
That might be a little far fetched
and the truth is a little bit stretched
But beer there ain't cheap
That might be a little far fetched
and the truth is a little bit stretched
But beer there ain't cheap
The price'll make you weep
That might be a little far fetched
and the truth is a little bit stretched
But beer there ain't cheap
The price'll make you weep...
...and Frost* played as I sat and I sketched (**)
Scenes of Umbrian countryside beauty
(**)Had to radically change the scenery of the last "Lim" to get the word sketched in there - consider the ellipses to be the equivalent of a "wobbly screen" transition in an old teevee science-fiction episode where the characters go back in time. Or something like that.
Scenes of Umbrian countryside beauty
Where beer's cheap and women are fruity
Scenes of Umbrian countryside beauty
Where beer's cheap and women are fruity
Fruity women you say?
Scenes of Umbrian countryside beauty
Where beer's cheap and women are fruity
Fruity women you say?
what a time to be gay ;) ;)
Scenes of Umbrian countryside beauty
Where beer's cheap and women are fruity
Fruity women you say?
what a time to be gay
Gay or straight, I can't afford to be snooty
My son's playing football tonight
My son's playing football tonight
Would he rather be flying a kite?
My son's playing football tonight
Would he rather be flying a kite?
My new house has woodworm :(
My son's playing football tonight
Would he rather be flying a kite?
My new house has woodworm
I know of a good firm
#1480
My son's playing football tonight
Would he rather be flying a kite?
My new house has woodworm
I know of a good firm
Many thanks for your help with my plight!
So, it's Friday, it's Friday, it's Friday!
So, it's Friday, it's Friday, it's Friday!
Tomorrow will be Davy's and my day! ;) (cheeky)
So, it's Friday, it's Friday, it's Friday!
Tomorrow will be Davy's and my day! ;) (cheeky)
I've got my ticket (only just)
So, it's Friday, it's Friday, it's Friday!
Tomorrow will be Davy's and my day!
I've got my ticket
Take a walk down the snicket
So, it's Friday, it's Friday, it's Friday!
Tomorrow will be Davy's and my day!
I've got my ticket
Take a walk down the snicket
But don't go without a good guide, eh?
Christmas is almost upon us!
Christmas is almost upon us!
Davy O'list was crap, please discuss
Christmas is almost upon us!
Davy O'list was crap, please discuss
Davy O'Whatty-who, now?
Christmas is almost upon us!
Davy O'list was crap, please discuss
Davy O'Whatty-who, now?
The back end of a cow? :o
Christmas is almost upon us!
Davy O'list was crap, please discuss
Davy O'Whatty-who, now?
The back end of a cow? :o
But his support was splendifferous. ;) ;)
Perhaps not number one stage persona
Perhaps not number one stage persona
Not a star, just a pleasant corona?
Perhaps not number one stage persona
Not a star, just a pleasant corona?
I prefer Heady Topper
Perhaps not number one stage persona
Not a star, just a pleasant corona?
I prefer Heady Topper
Yes, a real shop stopper
Perhaps not number one stage persona
Not a star, just a pleasant corona?
I prefer Heady Topper
Yes, a real shop stopper
and doesn't cost too many Krone
O'List was a member of the Nice
O'List was a member of the Nice
Few know he was scared stiff of mice
O'List was a member of the Nice
Few know he was scared stiff of mice,
worms, spiders and dogs
O'List was a member of the Nice
Few know he was scared stiff of mice,
worms, spiders and dogs
And size 14 cloggs
O'List was a member of the Nice
Few know he was scared stiff of mice,
worms, spiders and dogs
And size 14 cloggs
runner beans, chilli sauce & hot spice
That wasn't a decent first line
"That wasn't a decent first line"
By intent, accident or design?
"That wasn't a decent first line"
By intent, accident or design?
But never you mind,
"That wasn't a decent first line"
By intent, accident or design?
But never you mind
take what you find
"That wasn't a decent first line"
By intent, accident or design?
But never you mind
take what you find
While we wait for Frost* tracks divine
I do hate this part of the process
I do hate this part of the process
It's the moment that I hate the mostest ;)
I do hate this part of the process
It's the moment that I hate the mostest
Just swerve the last line
I do hate this part of the process
It's the moment that I hate the mostest
Just swerve the last line
Then the next should be fine
I do hate this part of the process
It's the moment that I hate the mostest
Just swerve the last line
Then the next should be fine
With a bit of luck no one will notice. (hmm, dodgy. Lol)
One more star has been taken too soon
One more star has been taken too soon
He's shining way out past the moon :(
One more star has been taken too soon
He's shining way out past the moon :(
A celestial body
One more star has been taken too soon
He's shining way out past the moon :(
A celestial body
His work never shoddy
One more star has been taken too soon
He's shining way out past the moon :(
A celestial body
His work never shoddy
Though "The Laughing Gnome" was a strange tune
Dot-dot-dash is a "U" in morse code
Dot-dot-dash is a "U" in morse code
we're off on a new episode
Dot-dot-dash is a "U" in morse code
We're off on a new episode
There's no Morse for '*'
Dot-dot-dash is a "U" in morse code
We're off on a new episode
There's no Morse for '*'
Nor a rhyme, 'cept for '*'
Dot-dot-dash is a "U" in morse code
We're off on a new episode
There's no Morse for '*'
Nor a rhyme, 'cept for '*'
Yet for bisque, I might pen an ode.
The satellite has not yet fallen
The satellite has not yet fallen
Please be patient: no more caterwaulin'
The satellite has not yet fallen
Please be patient: no more caterwaulin'
Is your bisque a thick soup?
The satellite has not yet fallen
Please be patient: no more caterwaulin'
Is your bisque a thick soup?
Nah. Less viscous than goop.
The satellite has not yet fallen
Please be patient: no more caterwaulin'
Is your bisque a thick soup?
Nah. Less viscous than goop.
On the centipoise scale - we are stallin'
Rheology, that is a challenge
Rheology, that is a challenge
It's studied near Beckenham and Penge*
*I made this up for the sake of the rhyme. It might be true though
Rheology, that is a challenge
It's studied near Beckenham and Penge*
a modern faculty
Rheology, that is a challenge
It's studied near Beckenham and Penge*
a modern faculty
Checking all's flowing free
#1490
Rheology, that is a challenge
It's studied near Beckenham and Penge*
a modern faculty
Checking all's flowing free
... Did you know nothing rimes with challenge ... or orange ... except Percy Gorringe
I'll be off then, pass me my coat
I'll be off then, pass me my coat
There was a rhyme, "Stonehenge", take note!
I'll be off then, pass me my coat
There was a rhyme, "Stonehenge", take note!
they're only big rocks
I'll be off then, pass me my coat
There was a rhyme, "Stonehenge", take note!
they're only big rocks
Or prehistoric clocks
I'll be off then, pass me my coat
There was a rhyme, "Stonehenge", take note!
they're only big rocks
Or prehistoric clocks
Or docks, if that floats your boat
The Portland's quite small for Craig's Drums
The Portland's quite small for Craig's Drums
But he's not very loud when he hums.
The Portland's quite small for Craig's Drums
But he's not very loud when he hums.
Stil I bet he can scan ;)
The Portland's quite small for Craig's Drums
But he's not very loud when he hums.
Stil I bet he can scan
In Frost* & Yucatan
The Portland's quite small for Craig's Drums
But he's not very loud when he hums.
Stil I bet he can scan
In Frost* & Yucatan
With a punnet of juicy, ripe plums
JA said there's a time and a word
JA said there's a time and a word
JA? is your memory blurred?
JA said there's a time and a word
JA? is your memory blurred?
Yes, the hippy that squeaks
JA said there's a time and a word
JA? is your memory blurred?
Yes, the hippy that squeaks
Yep, Jon Anderson, freaks!
JA said there's a time and a word
JA? is your memory blurred?
Yes, the hippy that squeaks
Yep, Jon Anderson, freaks!
All I know is that the bird is the word
I look forward to J M's new work
I look forward to J M's new work
Guaranteed to make us all twerk
I look forward to J M's new work
Guaranteed to make us all twerk
A sight you'd rather not see :o :o :o
I look forward to J M's new work
Guaranteed to make us all twerk
A sight you'd rather not see :o :o :o
Unless paid 50p
I look forward to J M's new work
Guaranteed to make us all twerk
A sight you'd rather not see :o :o :o
Unless paid 50p
to watch meas I act like a berk.
But not quite like Dec Burke, I insist.
But not quite like Dec Burke, I insist.
Darwin's Radio's quite sorely missed
But not quite like Dec Burke, I insist.
Darwin's Radio's quite sorely missed
New songs on the way
But not quite like Dec Burke, I insist.
Darwin's Radio's quite sorely missed
New songs on the way
Really? Made my day :)
But not quite like Dec Burke, I insist.
Darwin's Radio's quite sorely missed
New songs on the way
Really? Made my day :)
But where's Dec? Is his name on the list?
For his website's nowhere to be found*
*- http://decburke.com (http://decburke.com)
For his website's nowhere to be found*
Frost members websites don't stick around :)
For his website's nowhere to be found*
Frost members websites don't stick around :)
They just melt away
For his website's nowhere to be found*
Frost members websites don't stick around :)
They just melt away
Without any fray
For his website's nowhere to be found*
Frost members websites don't stick around :)
They just melt away
Without any fray
Just leaving their smell and their sound :o
It's starting to feel just like spring
It's starting to feel just like spring
The grass is green, the sun's shining
It's starting to feel just like spring
The grass is green, the sun's shining
and we're partway through March
It's starting to feel just like spring
The grass is green, the sun's shining
and we're partway through March
On Earth the seasons parch
(not even sure the seasons can parch anything but let's call that poetic licence)
#1497
It's starting to feel just like spring
The grass is green, the sun's shining
and we're partway through March
On Earth the seasons parch
While Sinatra goes "Ringadingding"
But even Junior is with us no more :(
But even Junior is with us no more :(
and in life we'll all pass through death's door
But even Junior is with us no more :(
and in life we'll all pass through death's door
and we're partway to Mars
(big up TA / big up owen - double reference wooo)
But even Junior is with us no more :(
and in life we'll all pass through death's door
and we're partway to Mars
Driving company cars
But even Junior is with us no more :(
and in life we'll all pass through death's door
and we're partway to Mars
Driving company cars
With George Martin arranging the score.
So who'll plug Wiltshire Farm Foods now?
So who'll plug Wiltshire Farm Foods now?
A problem that's the size of a cow!
So who'll plug Wiltshire Farm Foods now?
A problem that's the size of a cow!
Angus or Friesian?
So who'll plug Wiltshire Farm Foods now?
A problem that's the size of a cow!
Angus or Friesian?
With English or Dijon?
So who'll plug Wiltshire Farm Foods now?
A problem that's the size of a cow!
Angus or Friesian?
With English or Dijon?
Well I'll take what-ev-er you'll allow.
I've a problem or two with my posts...
I've a problem or two with my posts...
They've surrounded a number of ghosts
I've a problem or two with my posts...
They've surrounded a number of ghosts
I'm okay to post here*
*genuinely! Hello Mods! It seems I can't start a new thread on Gear Corner or Announcements, nor send a PM to anyone! I get a 403 error. Is it just me?
I've a problem or two with my posts...
They've surrounded a number of ghosts
I'm okay to post here*
It doesn't affect me (I'd have put a smiley face but didn't want to appear smug) :) :) :)
Sod the limerick.
Just in case you don't receive it, I've just replied to your testing PM, JimD
(we interrupt this regularly scheduled limerick to post to JimD)
(> *genuinely! Hello Mods! It seems I can't start a new thread on Gear Corner or Announcements, nor send a PM to anyone! I get a 403 error. Is it just me?)
Your permissions should allow posting on those sub-fora, so perhaps try a different browser, or log-out, log-in again. Let us know! ;)
You may now return to the writing of the limericks!
#1500
I've a problem or two with my posts...
They've surrounded a number of ghosts
I'm okay to post here*
It doesn't affect me
It'd been sorted by one of the hosts
JimD is now back with the living
JimD is now back with the living
And the limericks just keep on giving
JimD is now back with the living
And the limericks just keep on giving
They get a bit ropey
JimD is now back with the living
And the limericks just keep on giving
They get a bit ropey
But you know we're not dopey
JimD is now back with the living
And the limericks just keep on giving
They get a bit ropey
But you know we're not dopey
To get gold you just have to go sieving
My baby turns 20 on Friday :o :o :o
My baby turns 20 on Friday :o :o :o
Why that really must fill you with pride, eh?
My baby turns 20 on Friday :o :o :o
Why that really must fill you with pride, eh?
to wear diapers* that long
* - nappies? ;D
My baby turns 20 on Friday :o :o :o
Why that really must fill you with pride, eh?
to wear diapers* that long
LOL. But Roger, you're wrong ;D ;D
My baby turns 20 on Friday :o :o :o
Why that really must fill you with pride, eh?
to wear diapers* that long
LOL. But Roger, you're wrong ;D ;D
Yes, let's cease with this joshing and horseplay :)
That It-Bites chap* will play in your house
*Francis Dunnery
That It-Bites chap* will play in your house
so long as you don't have a mouse
That It-Bites chap* will play in your house
so long as you don't have a mouse
He's just like a jumbo
That It-Bites chap* will play in your house
so long as you don't have a mouse
He's just like a jumbo
But he sure ain't no dumbo
That It-Bites chap* will play in your house
so long as you don't have a mouse
He's just like a jumbo
But he sure ain't no dumbo
"He charges per note", said his spouse
Today is national limerick day
Today is national limerick day
Sorry, that doesn't scan!
Today is national limerick day
Sorry, that doesn't scan!
That's not stopped us before...
Today is national limerick day
Sorry, that doesn't scan!
That's not stopped us before...
But let's practice more
Today is national limerick day
Sorry, that doesn't scan!
That's not stopped us before...
But let's practice more
If anyone can not-very-subtly break the rules for the sake of a rhyme, Frostie*s can!
I'll be seeing Frost* in Wath, maybe London
I'll be seeing Frost* in Wath, maybe London
I won't be there, but I'm in for Bilston
I'll be seeing Frost* in Wath, maybe London
I won't be there, but I'm in for Bilston
Bilston and Cambridge....
I'll be seeing Frost* in Wath, maybe London
I won't be there, but I'm in for Bilston
Bilston and Cambridge....
take the beers from the fridge
I'll be seeing Frost* in Wath, maybe London
I won't be there, but I'm in for Bilston
Bilston and Cambridge....
Take the beers from the fridge
And cheers to all of you lucky persons
<thisisnotpartofalimerick>The one that finisheth the limerick starteth the next one! manoncharles...</thisisnotpartofalimerick>
Ah sorry sorry !
Manon doesn't know limericks
Quote from: manoncharles on May 18, 2016, 10:23:35 AM
Ah sorry sorry !
Manon doesn't know limericks
Judging by some of the rhymes....................neither do we
Manon doesn't know limericks
Someone'd better help her quick!
Manon doesn't know limericks
Someone'd better help her quick!
The 3rd line is easy
Manon doesn't know limericks
Someone'd better help her quick!
The 3rd line is easy
The fourth line is cheesy
Manon doesn't know limericks
Someone'd better help her quick!
The 3rd line is easy
The fourth line is cheesy
The 5th line is cobbled up quick
Poor Blunders has just been chopped up
Poor Blunders has just been chopped up
He might have had a complete checkup
(is my syntax ok ? lmao)
Poor Blunders has just been chopped up
He might have had a complete checkup
Is my syntax ok?
;)
Poor Blunders has just been chopped up
He might have had a complete checkup
Is my syntax ok?
It isn't, but hey
Poor Blunders has just been chopped up
He might have had a complete checkup
Is my syntax ok?
It isn't, but hey
Frost*ies always fuck everything up
I'm thinking about giving up on limericks
I'm thinking about giving up on limericks
Helping maybe? Your English is fine, but too many syllables!
Try
"I think I'll give up limericks" ;)
So, where will you get your kicks?
"I think I'll give up limericks" ;)
So, where will you get your kicks?
I shall try again
"I think I'll give up limericks" ;)
So, where will you get your kicks?
I shall try again
Continue the pain?
"I think I'll give up limericks" ;)
So, where will you get your kicks?
I shall try again
Continue the pain?
Until I have learned all the tricks!
Tonight I'll go eat some dim sums
Tonight I'll go eat some dim sums
It'll take a lot to fill up some tums
Tonight I'll go eat some dim sums
It'll take a lot to fill up some tums
Maths by candlelight?
Tonight I'll go eat some dim sums
It'll take a lot to fill up some tums
Maths by candlelight?
Hope you get them right!
Tonight I'll go eat some dim sums
It'll take a lot to fill up some tums
Maths by candlelight?
Hope you get them right!
The infinite dance of chewing-gums
(sorry, makes no sense but go find a rhyme with tums (when you're French) heh)
I have a stalker on my blog
I have a stalker on my blog
Y'avoided "bums", a win for prog!
I have a stalker on my blog
Y'avoided "bums", a win for prog!
Don't feed that troll :(
I have a stalker on my blog
Y'avoided "bums", a win for prog!
Don't feed that troll
Because that's his goal
#1510
I have a stalker on my blog
Y'avoided "bums", a win for prog!
Don't feed that troll
Because that's his goal
You all seem to be salty dogs
Why is that always me starting?!
Why is that always me starting?!
'cuz the rest are too busy farting?
Why is that always me starting?!
'cuz the rest are too busy farting?
With a toot & a trump
Why is that always me starting?!
'cuz the rest are too busy farting?
With a toot & a trump
coming out of a rump
Why is that always me starting?!
'cuz the rest are too busy farting?
With a toot & a trump
coming out of a rump
the last line is just for departing
Manon needs to complete line 4
Manon needs to complete line 4
Before she can go through the door
Manon needs to complete line 4
Before she can go through the door
Here comes line three
Manon needs to complete line 4
Before she can go through the door
Here comes line three
Thanks everybody
Manon needs to complete line 4
Before she can go through the door
Here comes line three
Thanks everybody
And the 5th means the end and no more.
Our wait ends tomorrow as well :)
Our wait ends tomorrow as well :)
The packages were posted by Nell :D
Our wait ends tomorrow as well :)
The packages were posted by Nell :D
When the postman delivers
Our wait ends tomorrow as well :)
The packages were posted by Nell :D
When the postman delivers
I expect to get shivers!
Our wait ends tomorrow as well :)
The packages were posted by Nell :D
When the postman delivers
I expect to get shivers!
Care of Godfrey, Mitch, Nath & Blundell
If you put the disc in upside down
If you put the disc in upside down
And then have a few drinks, on the town
If you put the disc in upside down
And then have a few drinks, on the town
You've made a beermat
If you put the disc in upside down
And then have a few drinks, on the town
You've made a beermat
That is shiny and flat
If you put the disc in upside down
And then have a few drinks, on the town
You've made a beermat
That is shiny and flat
And reflects a loyal Frost*ie's frown
Side 2 of the vinyl seems flawed
Side 2 of the vinyl seems flawed
but by Jem we have been reassured
Side 2 of the vinyl seems flawed
but by Jem we have been reassured
They've shouted at Nellie
Side 2 of the vinyl seems flawed
but by Jem we have been reassured
They've shouted at Nellie
For the pressers, no jelly
Side 2 of the vinyl seems flawed
but by Jem we have been reassured
They've shouted at Nellie
For the pressers, no jelly
It seems that England have scored...
"Towerblock (in Germany) detonated in Europe's biggest ever explosion" (2014)
So Jem's Tardis came on as a sub?
So Jem's Tardis came on as a sub?
And turned Towerblock's steps into dub?
So Jem's Tardis came on as a sub?
And turned Towerblock's steps into dub?
It's not really dubstep
haha, 2 days, no line 3. Something must rhyme with dubstep!
Quote from: JakeWorrell on June 03, 2016, 01:26:44 PM
haha, 2 days, no line 3. Something must rhyme with dubstep!
Ha! ;) 2 days?! Some of mine have sat here dormant for weeks!
Gimme a moment...
So Jem's Tardis came on as a sub?
And turned Towerblock's steps into dub?
It's not really dubstep
Though it's bursting with pep
So Jem's Tardis came on as a sub?
And turned Towerblock's steps into dub?
It's not really dubstep
Though it's bursting with pep
It's a great big technical hubbub.
I like the big clonk at the start ...
I like the big clonk at the start ...
Don't listen whilst driving, take heart
I like the big clonk at the start ...
Don't listen whilst driving, take heart
Each time I hear it
I like the big clonk at the start ...
Don't listen whilst driving, take heart
Each time I hear it
I just want to cheer it
I like the big clonk at the start ...
Don't listen whilst driving, take heart,
Each time I hear it,
I just want to cheer it,
That mighty Brobdingnagian fart.
In truth, I've still not heard the disc,
In truth, I've still not heard the disc,
Tut tut, or even tsk, tsk
In truth, I've still not heard the disc,
Tut tut, or even tsk, tsk
TA's build-up is building,
In truth, I've still not heard the disc,
Tut tut, or even tsk, tsk
TA's build-up is building,
Or the lily he's gilding*
* No, I'm not calling TA a liar, I couldn't think of anything else that rhymed. Thanks Rog!
In truth, I've still not heard the disc,
Tut tut, or even tsk, tsk
TA's build-up is building,
Or the lily he's gilding*
Do invest, it is well worth the risk.
I'd like to wish Frost best of luck ...
I'd like to wish Frost best of luck
Speaking chicken, that's "cluckity-cluck"
I'd like to wish Frost best of luck
Speaking chicken, that's "cluckity-cluck"
A man who speaks chicken?
> * No, I'm not calling TA a liar, I couldn't think of anything else that rhymed. Thanks Rog!
heh
I'd like to wish Frost best of luck
Speaking chicken, that's "cluckity-cluck"
A man who speaks chicken?
The plot it does thicken
I'd like to wish Frost best of luck
Speaking chicken, that's "cluckity-cluck"
A man who speaks chicken?
The plot it does thicken
Why not? His brother speaks duck!
Falling Satellites are about to go live
Falling Satellites are about to go live
Sounds dangerous, will we survive?
Falling Satellites are about to go live
Sounds dangerous, will we survive?
They'll find out in Reading
Falling Satellites are about to go live
Sounds dangerous, will we survive?
They'll find out in Reading
Which direction they're heading
#1520
Falling Satellites are about to go live
Sounds dangerous, will we survive?
They'll find out in Reading
Which direction they're heading
Well I'd use the A4155*
They'll be on in about 2 hours time!
*https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A4155_road (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A4155_road)
They'll be on in about 2 hours time!
With tunes that been known to rhyme
They'll be on in about 2 hours time!
With tunes that been known to rhyme
Kicking off: Tw*ts in Hats
They'll be on in about 2 hours time!
With tunes that been known to rhyme
Kicking off: Tw*ts in Hats
Those guys are bats!
They'll be on in about 2 hours time!
With tunes that been known to rhyme
Kicking off: Tw*ts in Hats
Those guys are bats!
What? They hang upside-down at bedtime?
Their hats would fall off if they did.
Their hats would fall off if they did.
Like a jouster, battling El Cid
Their hats would fall off if they did.
Like a jouster, battling El Cid
slap some glue on the pate
Their hats would fall off if they did.
Like a jouster, battling El Cid
slap some glue on the pate
it'll work out just great
Their hats would fall off if they did.
Like a jouster, battling El Cid
slap some glue on the pate
it'll work out just great
Really, who are you trying to kid? :)
It's a wonderful day to get plastered ...
It's a wonderful day to get plastered
And your sofa will slide if it's castered
It's a wonderful day to get plastered
And your sofa will slide if it's castered
When it's dry you can paint
It's a wonderful day to get plastered
And your sofa will slide if it's castered
When it's dry you can paint
and considered a saint!
It's a wonderful day to get plastered
And your sofa will slide if it's castered
When it's dry you can paint
and considered a saint!(?)
If you finish this rhyme flabbergastrd*
It's Thursday! So...Top of the Pops (http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b07ll9rl)!
*trendy new internet way of saying flabbergasted like Flickr, etc.
It's Thursday! So...Top of the Pops (http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b07ll9rl)!
Jedward, help, call the cops,
It's Thursday! So...Top of the Pops (http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b07ll9rl)!
Jedward, help, call the cops,
They're powerless to help
It's Thursday! So...Top of the Pops!
Jedward, help, call the cops,
They're powerless to help
See their rating on Yelp!
It's Thursday! So...Top of the Pops!
Jedward, help, call the cops,
They're powerless to help
See their rating on Yelp!
Cops stop bops, topt flops...
Nellie is shopping for shoes!
Nellie is shopping for shoes!
Going sole-o without any booze!
Nellie is shopping for shoes!
Going sole-o without any booze!
Poor love, she'll expire
And have to retire
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Nellie is shopping for shoes!
Going sole-o without any booze!
Poor love, she'll expire
And have to retire
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Nellie is shopping for shoes!
Going sole-o without any booze!
Poor love, she'll expire
And have to retire
To prevent her feet getting a bruise
Looks like Mikey's tapatalk mucked up again
Looks like Mikey's tapatalk mucked up again
Whilst pimping two products in one line
Looks like Mikey's tapatalk mucked up again
Whilst pimping two products in one line
The senile old git
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Looks like Mikey's tapatalk mucked up again
Whilst pimping two products in one line
The senile old git
That's three, isn't it?
"Sent from the senile old git's iPhone using Tapatalk"
Looks like Mikey's tapatalk mucked up again
Whilst pimping two products in one line
The senile old git
That's three, isn't it?
Yes, I think it's some rancid old wine
My lad's got his GCSEs*
* 3 grade A*, 5 grade A, 3 grade B :) :) :)
My lad's got his GCSEs
3 grade A*, 5 grade A, 3 grade Bs!
(It rhymed, it scans - it was meant to be!)
My lad's got his GCSEs
3 grade A*, 5 grade A, 3 grade Bs!
So you have to admit
My lad's got his GCSEs
3 grade A*, 5 grade A, 3 grade Bs!
So you have to admit
He has really aced it!
My lad's got his GCSEs
3 grade A*, 5 grade A, 3 grade Bs!
So you have to admit
He has really aced it!
And has his choice of Uni-versities :)
Vangelis' "Rosetta (http://www.vangelisrosetta.com/)" is out!*
* Well, will be in 10 hours. It's close enough.
Vangelis' "Rosetta (http://www.vangelisrosetta.com/)" is out!*
That's really a very good shout
Vangelis' "Rosetta" is out!*
That's really a very good shout
Through Heaven and Hell
Vangelis' "Rosetta" is out!*
That's really a very good shout
Through Heaven and Hell
Mr. Cairo as well
Vangelis' "Rosetta" is out!*
That's really a very good shout
Through Heaven and Hell
Mr. Cairo as well
Well worth the wait, of that there's no doubt
But only 1 week is left for Rosetta :( :( :(
But only 1 week is left for Rosetta :( :( :(
Quick! Someone go out there and get 'er!
But only 1 week is left for Rosetta :( :( :(
Quick! Someone go out there and get 'er!
Through Heaven and Hell
;)
But only 1 week is left for Rosetta (http://frostmusic.net/forum/Smileys/default/sad.gif) (http://frostmusic.net/forum/Smileys/default/sad.gif) (http://frostmusic.net/forum/Smileys/default/sad.gif)
Quick! Someone go out there and get 'er!
Through Heaven and Hell
and tolled by the bells
But only 1 week is left for Rosetta (http://frostmusic.net/forum/Smileys/default/sad.gif) (http://frostmusic.net/forum/Smileys/default/sad.gif) (http://frostmusic.net/forum/Smileys/default/sad.gif)
Quick! Someone go out there and get 'er!
Through Heaven and Hell
and tolled by the bells,
It's cold where she is; take a sweater.
We hope that you all watch along,
We hope that you all watch along,
After all, what could go wrong?
We hope that you all watch along,
After all, what could go wrong?
I guess it could bounce?
We hope that you all watch along,
After all, what could go wrong?
I guess it could bounce?
Or jauntily flounce
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#1530
We hope that you all watch along,
After all, what could go wrong?
I guess it could bounce?
Or jauntily flounce
and TA could burst into a song
But what kind of song would it be?
But what kind of song would it be?
Unchained Melody?
But what kind of song would it be?
Unchained Melody?
We're missing some feet!
But what kind of song would it be?
Unchained Melody?
We're missing some feet!
In a 4/4 type beat
But what kind of song would it be?
Unchained Melody?
We're missing some feet!
In a 4/4 type beat
Well it seems that you know more than me*
TA's chanson will be très jolie
*a new endeavour! Add a line from a nearby post if it rhymes (this was based on TA's opening comment on the next post (http://frostmusic.net/forum/index.php?topic=4397.msg75165#msg75165) when viewed in "Recent Posts" layout). I'll get me coat...
TA's chanson will be très jolie
A coat is required for JimD
TA's chanson will be très jolie
A coat is required for JimD
I favour a parka
TA's chanson will be très jolie
A coat is required for JimD
I favour a parka
Made out of moussaka
TA's chanson will be très jolie
A coat is required for JimD
I favour a parka
Made out of moussaka
And a pint of the best Earl Grey tea.
TA's gonna broadcast from Mars!
TA's gonna broadcast from Mars!
He should be locked up behind bars
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TA's gonna broadcast from Mars!
He should be locked up behind bars
Well-stocked with good booze
TA's gonna broadcast from Mars!
He should be locked up behind bars
Well-stocked with good booze
He just cannot loose
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TA's gonna broadcast from Mars!
He should be locked up behind bars
Well-stocked with good booze
He just cannot lose*
His head will be surrounded by stars.
* Spelling corrected; I couldn't help myself. The way to remember it is "loose"=loosen/looser (loosen the noose!). "lose"=lost (lose that surplus O!).
I've been told that I'm a "grammar nazi"
I've been told that I'm a "grammar nazi"
Are you also a fascist of Yahtzee?
I've been told that I'm a "grammar nazi"
Are you also a fascist of Yahtzee?
I can't multi-task >:(
I've been told that I'm a "grammar nazi"
Are you also a fascist of Yahtzee?
I can't multi-task >:(
But do you own a flask?
I've been told that I'm a "grammar nazi"
Are you also a fascist of Yahtzee?
I can't multi-task >:(
But do you own a flask?
Dicing with complexity
I miss the Big Banana fun
I miss the Big Banana fun,
Wonderland, saline and pocket sun
I miss the Big Banana fun,
Wonderland, saline and pocket sun
The old Frost* Reports
I miss the Big Banana fun,
Wonderland, saline and pocket sun
The old Frost* Reports
and clever retorts,
I miss the Big Banana fun,
Wonderland, saline and pocket sun
The old Frost* Reports
and clever retorts,
Maybe we're Closer to the Pun!
People I meet now know Frost*! :) :( :)
People I meet now know Frost*! :) :)
Is that because they've been bossed?
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People I meet now know Frost*! :) :)
Is that because they've been bossed?
Keep spreading the word
People I meet now know Frost*! :) :)
Is that because they've been bossed?
Keep spreading the word
Not everyone's heard
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People I meet now know Frost*! :) :)
Is that because they've been bossed?
Keep spreading the word
Not everyone's heard
We must fix that, no matter the cost. :)
There once was a chap, name of Pollack
There once was a chap, name of Pollack
Who was fond of the Buggenhout beer, Kwak*
* https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bosteels_Brewery
There once was a chap, name of Pollack
Who was fond of the Buggenhout beer, Kwak*
8.4%! :o :o :o
There once was a chap, name of Pollack
Who was fond of the Buggenhout beer, Kwak*
8.4%! :o :o :o
Shoundsh like money well shpent
There once was a chap, name of Pollack
Who was fond of the Buggenhout beer, Kwak*
8.4%! :o :o :o
Shoundsh like money well shpent
Best enjoyed with a small cheesy snack
Graham Bonnet once sang with Steve Vai
Graham Bonnet once sang with Steve Vai
Paul McCartney sang "Live and let die"
Graham Bonnet once sang with Steve Vai
Paul McCartney sang "Live and let die"
But Vai and McCartney
Graham Bonnet once sang with Steve Vai
Paul McCartney sang "Live and let die"
But Vai and McCartney
Own a garage near Partney*
* https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Partney
Graham Bonnet once sang with Steve Vai
Paul McCartney sang "Live and let die"
But Vai and McCartney
Own a garage near Partney*
And they know cake always beats pie.
'Twas nice to see humor in Signs
'Twas nice to see humor in Signs
It makes us start swinging from vines
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'Twas nice to see humor in Signs
It makes us start swinging from vines
Ah!-Eee!-Ah!-Eeeeee!-Ah!-Eeee!-Ahhhh!*
* https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tarzan_yell
'Twas nice to see humor in Signs
It makes us start swinging from vines
Ah!-Eee!-Ah!-Eeeeee!-Ah!-Eeee!-Ahhhh!*
That vine stretched too far
'Twas nice to see humor in Signs
It makes us start swinging from vines
Ah!-Eee!-Ah!-Eeeeee!-Ah!-Eeee!-Ahhhh!*
That vine stretched too far
More of that and there will be fines!
In the dark murky days of December,
In the dark murky days of December,
Errr....no, I just can't remember
In the dark murky days of December,
Errr....no, I just can't remember
Are you still too young?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6dU9xu8VLMY
Any excuse! ;)
In the dark murky days of December,
Errr....no, I just can't remember
Are you still too young?
to be playing in dung
#1540
In the dark murky days of December,
Errr....no, I just can't remember
Are you still too young?
to be playing in dung,
Gave that up back in September!
A sweepstake for when next album's ready?
A sweepstake for when next album's ready?
Will it have a guest on called Freddie?
A sweepstake for when next album's ready?
Will it have a guest on called Freddie?
Is he back from the dead?
A sweepstake for when next album's ready?
Will it have a guest on called Freddie?
Is he back from the dead?
Never died. (In my head.)
A sweepstake for when next album's ready?
Will it have a guest on called Freddie?
Is he back from the dead?
Never died. (In my head.)
Living on! Like the bass-twang of Geddy
What a rubbish old year this has been
What a rubbish old year this has been
With a great blast of Frost* inbetween
What a rubbish old year this has been
With a great blast of Frost* in between
With more due next year
What a rubbish old year this has been
With a great blast of Frost* in between
With more due next year
To bring smiles and cheer
What a rubbish old year this has been
With a great blast of Frost* in between
With more due next year
To bring smiles and cheer
Like a sequel to Black Light Machine
If you go and see Frost* on a boat
If you go and see Frost* on a boat
Does a falling satellite float?
If you go and see Frost* on a boat
Does a falling satellite float?
In a forest unheard
If you go and see Frost* on a boat
Does a falling satellite float?
In a forest unheard,
A tranquil mockingbird
(page 420, hee hee)
If you go and see Frost* on a boat
Does a falling satellite float?
In a forest unheard,
A tranquil mockingbird
Pecks out morse on the bonce of a goat
That's the code, not the Morse (once of Spock's)
That's the code, not the Morse (once of Spock's)
Or the grumpy old cop on the box
That's the code, not the Morse (once of Spock's)
Or the grumpy old cop on the box
Of Frosties? They're grreeeeaaattt!!!!
That's the code, not the Morse (once of Spock's)
Or the grumpy old cop on the box
Of Frosties? They're grreeeeaaattt!!!!
In a bowl (not a plate)
That's the code, not the Morse (once of Spock's)
Or the grumpy old cop on the box
Of Frosties? They're grreeeeaaattt!!!!
In a bowl (not a plate)
But never pour them in to your socks.
How about Morse's Christmas CD?
How about Morse's Christmas CD?
I really hope it's not all shmultzy
How about Morse's Christmas CD?
I really hope it's not all shmultzy
Is schmultzy a word?
How about Morse's Christmas CD?
I really hope it's not all shmultzy
Is schmultzy a word?
Oh, you hadn't heard?
How about Morse's Christmas CD?
I really hope it's not all shmultzy
Is schmultzy a word?
Oh, you hadn't heard?
It's nearly as good as the Greedies!
(linked below for festive tuneage:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZN2bcS9shuY )
What plans do we have for next year?
What plans do we have for next year?
There's John Mitchell and Frost* and some beer
What plans do we have for next year?
There's John Mitchell and Frost* and some beer
At Progdreams near me,
(book now and book often: http://cultuurpodiumboerderij.nl/en/programma/progdreams-vi/ (http://cultuurpodiumboerderij.nl/en/programma/progdreams-vi/))
What plans do we have for next year?
There's John Mitchell and Frost* and some beer
At Progdreams near me,
Something we'd like to see
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What plans do we have for next year?
There's John Mitchell and Frost* and some beer
At Progdreams near me,
Something we'd like to see
Rocking out, in Rokkeveen, near Zoetermeer
At a party, I once had cheese-dip
At a party, I once had cheese-dip
It upset me and started a gip
At a party, I once had cheese-dip
It upset me and started a gip
What's a gip?
gip
A Yorkshire term meaning to wretch. Outsiders often assume it means to vomit, but gipping is only a precursor to vomiting and vomiting does not necessarily ensue.
Holy crap she minged. Her face made me gip.
Mind you, it means something compleeeeetely different if you look it up in the urban dictionary :-[ :-[
heh. thanks. I was actually just making the next line.... ;D
Quote from: rogerg on January 15, 2017, 03:47:01 PM
heh. thanks. I was actually just making the next line.... ;D
Shame on you, Rog. Only three syllables instead of the required five or six.
Let's get this back on track:
At a party, I once had cheese-dip
It upset me and started a gip
What's a gip? Said our Rog
At a party, I once had cheese-dip
It upset me and started a gip
What's a gip? Said our Rog
Well it makes yer feel dodge*
*Contraction of dodgy, potentially dangerous or unreliable. "That curry Bob made was well dodge"
At a party, I once had cheese-dip
It upset me and started a gip
What's a gip? Said our Rog
Well it makes yer feel dodge*
as he stuffed in a tortilla chip
A cheeky announcement from Frost*
A cheeky announcement from Frost*
Will please those who had fingers crossed
A cheeky announcement from Frost*
Will please those who had fingers crossed
You and Mikey are funny!
A cheeky announcement from Frost*
Will please those who had fingers crossed
You and Mikey are funny!
Like Daff and Bugs Bunny
A cheeky announcement from Frost*
Will please those who had fingers crossed
You and Mikey are funny!
Like Daff and Bugs Bunny,
And the point of the lim'rick was lost.
Its forty degrees here in Oz,
Its forty degrees here in Oz,
A cute angle if ever there was*,
* Dorothy tells me I should have said: "if ever if ever there was there was", but I figured it would confuse the person trying to write the next line. :)
Its forty degrees here in Oz,
A cute angle if ever there was,
Trigonometry's fun!
Its forty degrees here in Oz,
A cute angle if ever there was,
Trigonometry's fun!
In antipodean sun
Its forty degrees here in Oz,
A cute angle if ever there was,
Trigonometry's fun!
In antipodean sun
B Cos, B Cos, B Cos, B Cos. (of the wondreful things it does)
Frost* did well in Prog's Reader awards
Frost* did well in Prog's Reader awards,
Thanks in large part to Godfrey's keyboards;
Frost* did well in Prog's Reader awards,
Thanks in large part to Godfrey's keyboards;
With Blunders-a-banging
Frost* did well in Prog's Reader awards,
Thanks in large part to Godfrey's keyboards;
With Blunders-a-banging
Don't leave Mitchell a-hanging
"Its forty degrees here in Oz,
A cute angle if ever there was,
Trigonometry's fun!
In antipodean sun
B Cos, B Cos, B Cos, B Cos. (of the wondreful things it does)"
one of the best, ever, folks. well done!
Alas for my typo, discovered too late. It was quoted before noted. Must have been fate.
#1550
Frost* did well in Prog's Reader awards,
Thanks in large part to Godfrey's keyboards;
With Blunders-a-banging
Don't leave Mitchell a-hanging
When the King takes the stage, we applauds.
Please forgive, and just call it poetic,
Please forgive, and just call it poetic,
But of course! I shall be sympathetic,
Please forgive, and just call it poetic,
But of course! I shall be sympathetic,
'Twas an easy mistake
Please forgive, and just call it poetic,
But of course! I shall be sympathetic,
'Twas an easy mistake
We'll give you a break
Please forgive, and just call it poetic,
But of course! I shall be sympathetic,
'Twas an easy mistake
We'll give you a break
Not the type though that needs anaesthetic :o
So we're here at the start of the year,
So we're here at the start of the year,
But not 1974, I fear...
So we're here at the start of the year,
But not 1974, I fear...
When you'd just been born?
So we're here at the start of the year,
But not 1974, I fear...
When you'd just been born?
Does that make you forlorn
So we're here at the start of the year,
But not 1974, I fear...
When you'd just been born?
Does that make you forlorn?
No, it means I'm allowed to drink beer.
'74 was a good year for prog,
'74 was a good year for prog,
Pampered menial (Pavlov's Dog)?
'74 was a good year for prog,
Pampered menial (Pavlov's Dog)?
You could go and see Rick*
*Wakeman, doing Journey To The Centre Of The Earth
'74 was a good year for prog,
Pampered menial (Pavlov's Dog)?
You could go and see Rick
Or the Lamb if you're quick
'74 was a good year for prog,
Pampered menial (Pavlov's Dog)?
You could go and see Rick
Or the Lamb if you're quick,
And Relayer could leave you agog.
There was an old geezer from Surrey,
There was an old geezer from Surrey
Who got on a boat, in a hurry
There was an old geezer from Surrey
Who got on a boat, in a hurry
It cruised to the edge
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There was an old geezer from Surrey,
Who got on a boat, in a hurry.
It cruised to the edge,
Inspiring this pledge:
There was an old geezer from Surrey,
Who got on a boat, in a hurry.
It cruised to the edge,
Inspiring this pledge:
"I'll always drink beer with my curry"
Because curry and red wine just don't mix
Because curry and red wine just don't mix
You could try a white, just for kicks?
Because curry and red wine just don't mix
You could try a white, just for kicks?
But curry with whisky
Because curry and red wine just don't mix
You could try a white, just for kicks?
But curry with whisky
Some might think is risky
Because curry and red wine just don't mix
You could try a white, just for kicks?
But curry with whisky
Some might think is risky
You might get the squits and the sicks :-\ :o
I like takeaways on a Friday
I like takeaways on a Friday
From the shop? Or brought round on the driveway?
I like takeaways on a Friday
From the shop? Or brought round on the driveway?
That depends on my mood
I like takeaways on a Friday
From the shop? Or brought round on the driveway?
That depends on my mood
But as long as there's food
I like takeaways on a Friday
From the shop? Or brought round on the driveway?
That depends on my mood
But as long as there's food
It'll end up a marvellous soirée
There once was a Brian called Eno
There once was a Brian called Eno
Who passed his time reading the Beano
There once was a Brian called Eno
Who passed his time reading the Beano
he'd read on the loo
There once was a Brian called Eno
Who passed his time reading the Beano
he'd read on the loo
As so many do
There once was a Brian called Eno
Who passed his time reading the Beano
he'd read on the loo
As so many do
Whilst passing a tasty burrito
There once was a Python called Monty
There once was a Python called Monty,
Who played the drums with Jean Luc Ponty,
There once was a Python called Monty,
Who played the drums with Jean Luc Ponty,
Whilst having no arms,
There once was a Python called Monty,
Who played the drums with Jean Luc Ponty,
Whilst having no arms
Or noticeable charms
There once was a Python called Monty,
Who played the drums with Jean Luc Ponty,
Whilst having no arms
Or noticeable charms
He relied on the limbs of his auntie.
Quite a few lim'ricks we here have writ
Quite a few lim'ricks we here have writ
Sometimes struggling with lines that will fit
Quite a few lim'ricks we here have writ
Sometimes struggling with lines that will fit
We stretch and we bend words
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Quite a few lim'ricks we here have writ
Sometimes struggling with lines that will fit
We stretch and we bend words
Like a shepherd with herds
Quite a few lim'ricks we here have writ
Sometimes struggling with lines that will fit
We stretch and we bend words
Like a shepherd with herds
And display our consid'rable wit.
We also have great taste in bands,
We also have great taste in bands,
From the UK, or faraway lands
We also have great taste in bands,
From the UK, or faraway lands
(I also like Abba)
We also have great taste in bands,
From the UK, or faraway lands
(I also like Abba)
(No band could be fabba)
#1560
We also have great taste in bands,
From the UK, or faraway lands
(I also like Abba)
(No band could be fabba)
For waving and clapping your hands
There was a young lady called Lydia
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There was a young lady called Lydia
You could not have met anyone giddier
There was a young lady called Lydia
You could not have met anyone giddier
She bared her tattoos
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There was a young lady called Lydia
You could not have met anyone giddier
She bared her tattoos
To ecstatic reviews
There was a young lady called Lydia
You could not have met anyone giddier
She bared her tattoos
To ecstatic reviews
And went arse over tit on her fibia
That was from a Marx brothers film
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That was from a Marx brothers film
But it sounded a bit "Terry Gillam"
That was from a Marx brothers film
But it sounded a bit "Terry Gillam"
So they went to Brazil
That was from a Marx brothers film
But it sounded a bit "Terry Gillam"
So they went to Brazi
To watch Netflix and.chill
That was from a Marx brothers film
But it sounded a bit "Terry Gillam"
So they went to Brazil
To watch Netflix and chill
In fear that some nutter might kill 'em.
Well that was a difficult rhyme
Well that was a difficult rhyme
Such things happen here, from time to time
Well that was a difficult rhyme
Such things happen here, from time to time
Then someone says "orange"
Well that was a difficult rhyme
Such things happen here, from time to time
Then someone says "orange"
And followed by Blorenge
Well that was a difficult rhyme
Such things happen here, from time to time
Then someone says "orange"
And followed by Blorenge
And finally someone adds a final line
Wish I could be Cruisin' to the Edge
Wish I could be Cruisin' to the Edge
But did Lyn fall into a hedge? (see my inadvertant arse over tit limerick, & I hadn't realised film was harder than orange)
Wish I could be Cruisin' to the Edge
But did Lyn fall into a hedge? (see my inadvertant arse over tit limerick, & I hadn't realised film was harder than orange)
I didn't do that!
Wish I could be Cruisin' to the Edge
But did Lyn fall into a hedge?
I didn't do that!
I just slipped on a mat
Wish I could be Cruisin' to the Edge
But did Lyn fall into a hedge?
I didn't do that!
I just slipped on a mat
And rode it downhill like a sledge.
I've recently discovered Green Wing!
I've recently discovered Green Wing!
Can you get ointment for that kind of thing?
I've recently discovered Green Wing!
Can you get ointment for that kind of thing?
no, I don't believe so
I've recently discovered Green Wing!
Can you get ointment for that kind of thing?
no, I don't believe so
It will pass with time though,
I've recently discovered Green Wing!
Can you get ointment for that kind of thing?
no, I don't believe so
It will pass with time though,
And the careful deployment of string.
The Prog Ferry's returned to its port
The Prog Ferry's returned to its port
From a trip that I'm sure was too short
The Prog Ferry's returned to its port
From a trip that I'm sure was too short
But it reached all the way
The Prog Ferry's returned to its port
From a trip that I'm sure was too short
But it reached all the way
Into Botany Bay
The Prog Ferry's returned to its port
From a trip that I'm sure was too short
But it reached all the way
Into Botany Bay
Tra-ve-lling in luxurious comfort
Valentine's day! A day full of love!
Valentine's day! A day full of love!
A present delivered by dove
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Valentine's day! A day full of love!
A present delivered by dove
Does Cupid use drones?
Valentine's day! A day full of love!
A present delivered by dove
Does Cupid use drones?
just texting on phones
Valentine's day! A day full of love!
A present delivered by dove
Does Cupid use drones?
just texting on phones
Lest arrows rain down from above
Have you sampled the bollocks of cheese?
Have you sampled the bollocks of cheese?
I'd be reluctant to answer "yes, please" :o
Have you sampled the bollocks of cheese?
I'd be reluctant to answer "yes, please" :o
I used a Synclavier
Have you sampled the bollocks of cheese?
I'd be reluctant to answer "yes, please" :o
I used a Synclavier
To make the sines so much wavier
Have you sampled the bollocks of cheese?
I'd be reluctant to answer "yes, please" :o
I used a Synclavier
To make the sines so much wavier
And wrote a concerto with ease.
N-n-neh, N-n-neh-neh-Nine-teen
N-n-neh, N-n-neh-neh-Nine-teen
So long ago I feel like a has been :(
N-n-neh, N-n-neh-neh-Nine-teen
So long ago I feel like a has been :(
It's many years past
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N-n-neh, N-n-neh-neh-Nine-teen
So long ago I feel like a has been :(
It's many years past
They go by f-f-fast
N-n-neh, N-n-neh-neh-Nine-teen
So long ago I feel like a has been :(
It's many years past
They go by f-f-fast
Yet you still don't forget what you've seen...
My first gig was Dio in Leeds*
* https://twitter.com/jsnowdendavies/status/811218234569539584
My first gig was Dio in Leeds*
My first was one of Rob Reed's**
** no it wasn't. It was Wishbone Ash, Liverpool Empire 1978
My first gig was Dio in Leeds*
My first was one of Rob Reed's**
Mine was UFO
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My first gig was Dio in Leeds*
My first was one of Rob Reed's**
Mine was UFO
Mine was Styx, doncha know
#1570
My first gig was Dio in Leeds*
My first was one of Rob Reed's**
Mine was UFO
Mine was Styx, doncha know
Were you wearing some hippy type beads?
My last gig was IQ in Bury
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My last gig was IQ in Bury
Mine was that nice Mr Rothery
My last gig was IQ in Bury
Mine was that nice Mr Rothery
the last one was Frost*
My last gig was IQ in Bury
Mine was that nice Mr Rothery
the last one was Frost*
Whilst wearing Lacoste?
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My last gig was IQ in Bury
Mine was that nice Mr Rothery
the last one was Frost*
Whilst wearing Lacoste?
My last as a punter was Sanctuary! :)
So who's off to Zoetermeer?
So who's off to Zoetermeer?
Depends on the price of the beer
So who's off to Zoetermeer?
Depends on the price of the beer
And tulips and cheese
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So who's off to Zoetermeer?
Depends on the price of the beer
And tulips and chee
(If you want some of these)
So who's off to Zoetermeer?
Depends on the price of the beer
And tulips and chee
(If you want some of these)
Beware tulips tast horrible dear. :)
Ah another intro, what good luck
Ah another intro, what good luck
Second line? That doesn't suck
Ah another intro, what good luck
Second line? That doesn't suck
The third can be tricky
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Ah another intro, what good luck
Second line? That doesn't suck
The third can be tricky
and the fourth can be sticky
Ah another intro, what good luck
Second line? That doesn't suck
The third can be tricky
And the fourth can be sticky
But the fifth is where you get stuck
Storm Doris is threatening snow
Storm Doris is threatening snow
You might need to wrap up in a throw
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Storm Doris is threatening snow
You might need to wrap up in a throw
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Snow ????
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Storm Doris is threatening snow
You might need to wrap up in a throw
Snow ????
Snow! - http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-highlands-islands-39038448
Storm Doris is threatening snow,
You might need to wrap up in a throw.
Frozen crystalline water,
Storm Doris is threatening snow,
You might need to wrap up in a throw.
Frozen crystalline water,
Which could harm your daughter
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Storm Doris is threatening snow,
You might need to wrap up in a throw.
Frozen crystalline water,
Which could harm your daughter
Anyone? Guess I'll have a go...
But not at your daughter, of course
But not at your daughter, of course
That would be considered inappropriate force
But not at your daughter, of course
Perhaps you'd prefer a horse ?
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Oi Mikey you're 3 hours late!
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Oi Mikey you're 3 hours late!
I blame Tapatalk, there was nothing there, honest guv
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But not at your daughter, of course
That would be considered inappropriate force (even for a horse)
Lest our words be misconstrued
But not at your daughter, of course
That would be considered inappropriate force (even for a horse)
Lest our words be misconstrued
2 lines into 1 have been shoed
But not at your daughter, of course
That would be considered inappropriate force (even for a horse)
Lest our words be misconstrued
2 lines into 1 have been shoed
and don't, of course, let the horse into the gorse.
This all is, I think, best forgot
This all is, I think, best forgot
Because Limerick style that was not?
This all is, I think, best forgot
Because Limerick style that was not?
you got it in one!
This all is, I think, best forgot
Because Limerick style that was not?
you got it in one!
our work here was done
This all is, I think, best forgot
Because Limerick style that was not?
you got it in one!
our work here was done
But how long 'til it all goes to pot?
It is time for the CRS gongs
It is time for the CRS gongs
Like the Oscars there may be some pongs
It is time for the CRS gongs
Like the Oscars there may be some pongs
What? None for our boys?
It is time for the CRS gongs
Like the Oscars there may be some pongs
What? None for our boys?
And their wondreful noise?
It is time for the CRS gongs
Like the Oscars there may be some pongs
What? None for our boys?
And their wondreful noise?
And their marvellous collection of songs?
It's an utter disgrace, sir, a farce!
It's an utter disgrace, sir, a farce!
We yell Frost*, Trumpet, Monkey and Arse!
It's an utter disgrace, sir, a farce!
We yell Frost*, Trumpet, Monkey and Arse!
we're quite good at yelling!
It's an utter disgrace, sir, a farce!
We yell Frost*, Trumpet, Monkey and Arse!
we're quite good at yelling
Not so sure about spelling (wondreful? )
It's an utter disgrace, sir, a farce!
We yell Frost*, Trumpet, Monkey and Arse!
we're quite good at yelling
Not so sure about spelling (wondreful? )
You don't know? Wow, I can't let that pass.
(The intro music for the RosFest gig captured on The Philadelphia Experiment features Jem spelling "w-o-n-d-r-e-f-u-l Frossssst*!" which is a humorous dig at the American spelling of "Theater". No charge. :D)
I hope gongs will be given in time
Thanks Pedro, I had totally forgotten that. Sorry DS :-[ :-[
I hope gongs will be given in time
and our lim'ricks be blessed with good rhyme
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Thanks Pedro, I had totally forgotten that. Sorry DS :-[ :-[
;D 8)
I hope gongs will be given in time
and our lim'ricks be blessed with good rhyme
our metre is wonky
I hope gongs will be given in time
and our lim'ricks be blessed with good rhyme
our metre is wonky
It's prog, na? ya donkey! ;D
I hope gongs will be given in time
and our lim'ricks be blessed with good rhyme
our metre is wonky
It's prog, na? ya donkey!
Odd timing is never a crime.
7/8 won't put food on the table
7/8 won't put food on the table
7/8 of a marten is a sable
7/8 won't put food on the table
7/8 of a marten is a sable
August seventh? July eighth?
7/8 won't put food on the table
7/8 of a marten is a sable
August seventh? July eighth?
We hope in good faith
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#1580
7/8 won't put food on the table
7/8 of a marten is a sable
August seventh? July eighth?
We hope in good faith
That those odd time signs are just a label.
I'm having a bit of a go with the iambs
I'm having a bit of a go with the iambs
You're in trouble if they tell the rams
I'm having a bit of a go with the iambs
You're in trouble if they tell the rams
Rog, you're over the limit!
I'm sorry but my eyesight is seriously rubbish. I thought it said lambs! ??? ::) :-[
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I'm sorry but my eyesight is seriously rubbish. I thought it said lambs! ??? ::) :-[
heh
i-ambs
two syllables! ;D
I'm having a bit of a go with the iambs
You're in trouble if they tell the rams
Rog, you're over the limit!
You should really slim it
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I'm having a bit of a go with the iambs
You're in trouble if they tell the rams
Rog, you're over the limit!
You should really slim it
By eating the pet food called "iams" (http://www.iams.co.uk)?
Not sure you should eat stuff like that
Not sure you should eat stuff like that
Unless, of course, you're a cat
Not sure you should eat stuff like that
Unless, of course, you're a cat
a nice bit of kibble
Not sure you should eat stuff like that
Unless, of course, you're a cat
a nice bit of kibble
Might just make you dribble
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Not sure you should eat stuff like that
Unless, of course, you're a cat
a nice bit of kibble
Might just make you dribble
Leaving a pool where you've sat
Much nicer food is a curry
Much nicer food is a curry
But it might make you go in a hurry
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Much nicer food is a curry
But it might make you go in a hurry
by go, do you mean...
Much nicer food is a curry
But it might make you go in a hurry
by go, do you mean...
It could make you feel green
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#1583
Much nicer food is a curry
But it might make you go in a hurry
by go, do you mean...
It could make you feel green
Have another lager, don't worry
I cannot play pinball when tipsy
(The last one was number 1583 - well played people. Onwards!)
I cannot play pinball when tipsy
Said the whiskey intolerant gypsy
I cannot play pinball when tipsy
Said the whiskey intolerant gypsy
He actually counted?
I cannot play pinball when tipsy
Said the whiskey intolerant gypsy
He actually counted?
The task was surmounted
I cannot play pinball when tipsy
Said the whiskey intolerant gypsy
He actually counted?
The task was surmounted
By Po, Tinky Winky and Dipsy
Lala, though, lost track after seven
Lala, though, lost track after seven
Rhythmically, I'd leave that "though" up in heaven.
;D
Lala, though, lost track after seven
Rhythmically, I'd leave that "though" up in heaven.
in the jar with the tubbies
Lala, though, lost track after seven
Rhythmically, I'd leave that "though" up in heaven.
in the jar with the tubbies
With lots of the grubbies
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Lala, though, lost track after seven
Rhythmically, I'd leave that "though" up in heaven.
in the jar with the tubbies
With lots of the grubbies
Is that fishing talk as heard in Devon?
It was challenging counting these verses
It was challenging counting these verses
As the tally was peppered with curses
It was challenging counting these verses
As the tally was peppered with curses
Plus, he ran out of fingers
It was challenging counting these verses
As the tally was peppered with curses
Plus, he ran out of fingers
Some splits were humdingers
It was challenging counting these verses
As the tally was peppered with curses
Plus, he ran out of fingers
Some splits were humdingers
& he ended up needing some nurses
This Tapatalk lark is quite handy
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This Tapatalk lark is quite handy
Said the barman, while pouring a shandy
This Tapatalk lark is quite handy
Said the barman, while pouring a shandy
Even though he's a snowman
This Tapatalk lark is quite handy
Said the barman, while pouring a shandy
Even though he's a snowman
Who really likes Chopin
This Tapatalk lark is quite handy
Said the barman, while pouring a shandy
Even though he's a snowman
Who really likes Chopin
Who collapsed when his legs went all bandy
That's two in a row I must start
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That's two in a row I must start
Stop moaning, you grumpy old fart :P
That's two in a row I must start
Stop moaning, you grumpy old fart :P
He whinged & he moaned
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That's two in a row I must start
Stop moaning, you grumpy old fart :P
He whinged & he moaned
He wheezed and he groaned
That's two in a row I must start
Stop moaning, you grumpy old fart :P
He whinged & he moaned
He wheezed and he groaned
Then croaked as he clutched at his heart
Hey Mikey, I'll start this one off
Hey Mikey, I'll start this one off
But with broken ribs I cannot cough*
*c'est vrai: I fell over in Iceland (the country not the shop) and a couple of coughs later...CRACK!
Hey Mikey, I'll start this one off
But with broken ribs I cannot cough*
No expectoration?
Hey Mikey, I'll start this one off
But with broken ribs I cannot cough*
No expectoration?
& stunted cunctation
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Hey Mikey, I'll start this one off
But with broken ribs I cannot cough*
No expectoration?
& stunted cunctation
plus cravings for cold stroganoff.
Today we've had sunshine and rain
Today we've had sunshine and rain
Today it's TA's birthday (again)
Today we've had sunshine and rain
Today it's TA's birthday (again)
Again? Like the Queen?
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Today we've had sunshine and rain
Today it's TA's birthday (again)
Again? Like the Queen?
There's none more serene
#1590
Today we've had sunshine and rain
Today it's TA's birthday (again)
Again? Like the Queen?
There's none more serene,
But some are a little less sane.
I ate too much pizza for dinner,
I ate too much pizza for dinner,
Did you share it, no? You are a sinner
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I ate too much pizza for dinner,
Did you share it, no? You are a sinner
What was the topping?
I ate too much pizza for dinner,
Did you share it, no? You are a sinner
What was the topping?
Can't tell, it's still hopping
I ate too much pizza for dinner,
Did you share it, no? You are a sinner
What was the topping?
Can't tell, it's still hopping
He's dramatically getting much thinner
I've forgotten the line that I had
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I've forgotten the line that I had
So this one will do, it's not bad
I've forgotten the line that I had
So this one will do, it's not bad
It's prog, after all
I've forgotten the line that I had
So this one will do, it's not bad
It's prog, after all
So we're having a ball
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I've forgotten the line that I had
So this one will do, it's not bad
It's prog, after all
So we're having a ball
"Want some Mellotron?", "F*** off, Grandad!"
Won't be long 'til the gigs will be on
Won't be long 'til the gigs will be on
So tonight I will make do with Jon
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Won't be long 'til the gigs will be on
So tonight I will make do with Jon
Anderson or Snow?
Won't be long 'til the gigs will be on
So tonight I will make do with Jon
Anderson or Snow?
To the Wall he will go
Won't be long 'til the gigs will be on
So tonight I will make do with Jon
Anderson or Snow?
To the Wall he will go
And stand close to the edge, thereupon.
I don't find much time for T.V.
I don't find much time for T.V.
Trichomonas vaginalis? Nor me :-*
I don't find much time for T.V.
Trichomonas vaginalis? Nor me :-*
That's a show I've not seen
I don't find much time for T.V.
Trichomonas vaginalis? Nor me
That's a show I've not seen
(If you know what I mean)
I don't find much time for T.V.
Trichomonas vaginalis? Nor me
That's a show I've not seen
(If you know what I mean)
And I probably don't want to see
This (https://youtu.be/0nHXtWqyaI0) new Towerblock cover's immense
This new Towerblock cover's immense
Full of intrigue, bananas & suspense
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This new Towerblock cover's immense
Full of intrigue, bananas & suspense
With a multitracked vid
This new Towerblock cover's immense
Full of intrigue, bananas & suspense
With a multitracked vid,
By a guy named Sid?
This new Towerblock cover's immense
Full of intrigue, bananas & suspense
With a multitracked vid,
By a guy named Sid?
No, my name's Tom, don't talk nonsense
Can't wait for next weekend
Can't wait for next weekend
(Needs more syllables to really contend) ;)*
* I realise too that's really one too many (as I'm hoisted by my own petard)
I can't wait until next weekend
More syllables really contend
Look! It's all sorted! ;)
I can't wait until next weekend
More syllables really contend
Look! It's all sorted! ;)
A disaster was thwarted
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I can't wait until next weekend
More syllables really contend
Look! It's all sorted! ;)
A disaster was thwarted
But he might not like it (our new friend)
I'll be wandering down to St Helens
I'll be wandering down to St Helens
And it won't be to buy juicy melons
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I'll be wandering down to St Helens
And it won't be to buy juicy melons
Instead I'll get chips
I'll be wandering down to St Helens
And it won't be to buy juicy melons
Instead I'll get chips
Putting weight on your hips
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I'll be wandering down to St Helens
And it won't be to buy juicy melons
Instead I'll get chips
Putting weight on your hips
Spurring tasteless remarks from two felons
Whilst dining on quince with an owl
Whilst dining on quince with an owl
They chanced on a chicken so fowl
Whilst dining on quince with an owl
They chanced on a chicken so fowl
A free kick was awarded
Whilst dining on quince with an owl
They chanced on a chicken so fowl
A free kick was awarded
And the spelling recorded ::)
Whilst dining on quince with an owl
They chanced on a chicken so fowl
A free kick was awarded
And the spelling recorded ::)
the referee went out on the prowl
on·o·mat·o·po·et·i·cal·ly
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knock.ing.down.thru.grav.ity
(this is a Towerblock reference. Still there, sorry. "The place where I belong ..." My house was demolished (sadly not for a hyperspace bypass, that would've been cool...))
on·o·mat·o·po·et·i·cal·ly
knock.ing.down.thru.grav.ity
dust where once was home
on·o·mat·o·po·et·i·cal·ly
knock.ing.down.thru.grav.ity
dust where once was home
For a grumpy old gnome
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knock.ing.down.thru.grav.ity
dust where once was home
For a grumpy old gnome
Not sure if there's help for this, rhythmically...
Somedays it seems all or nothing
Somedays it seems all or nothing
Unfortunately that is the thing
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Somedays it seems all or nothing
Unfortunately that is the thing
There is no preparing
Somedays it seems all or nothing
Unfortunately that is the thing
There is no preparing
Or bad lim'ricks repairing,
Somedays it seems all or nothing
Unfortunately that is the thing
There is no preparing
Or bad lim'ricks repairing,
Dressed up in some shabby clothing
Which numpty tried starting a rhyme?
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Which numpty tried starting a rhyme?
This dumpty who's well past his prime.
Which numpty tried starting a rhyme?
This dumpty who's well past his prime.
But prime starts at fifty,
Which numpty tried starting a rhyme?
This dumpty who's well past his prime.
But prime starts at fifty,
Plus five me, it's nifty!
Which numpty tried starting a rhyme?
This dumpty who's well past his prime.
But prime starts at fifty,
Plus five me, it's nifty!
You've still got plenty of time.
Someone thought Jem was called Jean :o
Someone thought Jem was called Jean :o
A woman who's not now a teen
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Someone thought Jem was called Jean :o
A woman who's not now a teen
Their proff-redder's a fool
Someone thought Jem was called Jean :o
A woman who's not now a teen
Their proff-redder's a fool
I still think Jean's cool
Someone thought Jem was called Jean :o
A woman who's not now a teen
Their proff-redder's a fool
I still think Jean's cool
As are Greg, Don and Nathine
There once was a singist named Kim
There once was a singist named Kim
Who spent many hours at the gym
There once was a singist named Kim
Who spent many hours at the gym
She worked on her pecs
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There once was a singist named Kim
Who spent many hours at the gym
She worked on her pecs
with a dino named Rex
There once was a singist named Kim
Who spent many hours at the gym
She worked on her pecs
with a dino named Rex
In an effort to make her look trim
But the Rex started licking his chops ???
But the Rex started licking his chops ???
Oops - better call for the cops :o
But the Rex started licking his chops ???
Oops - better call for the cops
but the cops were out robbing
But the Rex started licking his chops ???
Oops - better call for the cops
but the cops were out robbing
So young Kim started bobbing
But the Rex started licking his chops ???
Oops - better call for the cops
but the cops were out robbing
So young Kim started bobbing
While plundering ripe butchers shops
Frost, Bosch, Vera, Taggert and Banks
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But the Rex started licking his chops ???
Oops - better call for the cops
but the cops were out robbing
So young Kim started bobbing
While plundering ripe butchers shops
Frost, Bosch, Vera, Taggert and Banks
See what I did there😀
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??? ??? ???
Frost, Bosch, Vera, Taggert and Banks*
Are worthy of getting our thanks
* I still don't get what you did Mikey ???
Frost, Bosch, Vera, Taggart and Banks
Are worthy of getting our thanks
That's coz they solve crimes
(I think they're all TV cops, Owen - although with both Frost and Banks, I did initially wonder if there was a prog connection too! ;))
Frost, Bosch, Vera, Taggart and Banks
Are worthy of getting our thanks
That's coz they solve crimes
In the Radio Times
(Thanks DS: I've never come across Vera, Banks or Bosch :o :o)
Quote from: D S on May 11, 2017, 01:33:03 PM
(I think they're all TV cops, Owen - although with both Frost and Banks, I did initially wonder if there was a prog connection too! ;))
Frost not a proggy enough connection?
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Frost, Bosch, Vera, Taggart and Banks
Are worthy of getting our thanks
That's coz they solve crimes
In the Radio times
By villains at heinous pranks
Edwards, Conley, Idowa & Taylor (could've had Banks again)
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Edwards, Conley, Idowa & Taylor (could've had Banks again)
Are all on the run, down in Spain :P
Edwards, Conley, Idowa & Taylor (could've had Banks again)
Are all on the run, down in Spain :P
With a hop, skip & jump
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Edwards, Conley, Idowa & Taylor (could've had Banks again)
Are all on the run, down in Spain :P
With a hop, skip & jump
And the slap of a pump
Edwards, Conley, Idowa & Taylor (could've had Banks again)
Are all on the run, down in Spain :P
With a hop, skip & jump
And the slap of a pump
This one really taxes the brain
(Edwards, Jonathan not Buster, Banks, Willy, all triple jumpers)
Jowett, Humber and Morgan and Hillman
Jowett, Humber and Morgan and Hillman
Were all cars that were driven by Bill's nan
Jowett, Humber and Morgan and Hillman
Were all cars that were driven by Bill's nan
She drove them so fast,
Jowett, Humber and Morgan and Hillman
Were all cars that were driven by Bill's nan
She drove them so fast,
But they did n't last
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Jowett, Humber and Morgan and Hillman
Were all cars that were driven by Bill's nan
She drove them so fast,
But they did n't last
So she traded them all for a white van
And terrorised folks on the highways
And terrorised folks on the highways,
Avenues, streets and the byways
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And terrorised folks on the highways,
Avenues, streets and the byways
This White Van Gran
And terrorised folks on the highways,
Avenues, streets and the byways
This White Van Gran
Avoided a ban
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And terrorised folks on the highways,
Avenues, streets and the byways
This White Van Gran
Avoided a ban
With erudite wit and a sly gaze
As I sat in my Shackletons chair*
* https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E7bGzlth_6s - the first thing I thought of when I considered the white van Gran. I've even seen the showroom in Batley.
As I sat in my Shackletons chair
With Fox's*, a town it does share
*biscuits, not glacier mints.
Town of my birth
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Quote from: Mikey on May 22, 2017, 08:22:57 PMShackletons
Showroom now in Dewsbury, & one of the directors lived in this house in Thornhill until a few years ago*****
*****completely useless trivia alert 😀
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As I sat in my Shackletons chair
With Fox's, a town it does share
Wearing shoddy and mungo*
* https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heavy_Woollen_District
As I sat in my Shackletons chair
With Fox's, a town it does share
Wearing shoddy and mungo
Talk-ing mumbo jumbo
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As I sat in my Shackletons chair
With Fox's, a town it does share
Wearing shoddy and mungo
Talk-ing mumbo jumbo
I got pissed a la devil-may-care
Can wanking affect your vision?
Can wanking affect your vision?
Is finding out your latest mission? :o
Can wanking affect your vision?
Is finding out your latest mission?
With a tug & a pull
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Can wanking affect your vision?
Is finding out your latest mission?
With a tug & a pull
stay away from that gull
Can wanking affect your vision?
Is finding out your latest mission?
With a tug & a pull
stay away from that gull
Whilst beating with perfect precision
Cask finders a wondreful app
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Cask finders a wondreful app
It's better than your usual, Talkatap?
Cask finders a wondreful app
It's better than your usual, Talkatap?
One leads you to ale
Cask finders a wondreful app
It's better than your usual, Talkatap?
One leads you to ale
The other's a fail
Cask finders a wondreful app
It's better than your usual, Talkatap?
One leads you to ale
The other's a fail
As is beating gr8gonzos old chap
Oh bugger it's my turn again
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Oh bugger it's my turn again
That first line can be such a pain
Oh bugger it's my turn again
That first line can be such a pain
Just do what I do
Oh bugger it's my turn again
That first line can be such a pain
Just do what I do?
Why, I'll leave it to you
Oh bugger it's my turn again
That first line can be such a pain
Just do what I do?
Why, I'll leave it to you
Not sure I can handle the strain!
The pressure is often too great
The pressure is often too great
As the barometer said to his mate
The pressure is often too great
As the barometer said to his mate
I'm letting off steam
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The pressure is often too great
As the barometer said to his mate
I'm letting off steam
While cooking this Bream
The pressure is often too great
As the barometer said to his mate
I'm letting off steam
While cooking this Bream
And serving it up on a plate
With oodles and oodles of chips
With oodles and oodles of chips
My computer does thousands of MIPS (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Instructions_per_second)
With oodles and oodles of chips
My computer does thousands of MIPS
They're not very tasty
With oodles and oodles of chips
My computer does thousands of MIPS
They're not very tasty
Now let's not be hasty
With oodles and oodles of chips
My computer does thousands of MIPS
They're not very tasty
Now let's not be hasty
Just slather them all with some dips
And by dips I do not mean ketchup :( :o :-[
And by dips I do not mean ketchup
That thing that makes you hiccough?
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And by dips I do not mean ketchup
That thing that makes you hiccough?
If you scoff them too fast
And by dips I do not mean ketchup
That thing that makes you hiccough?
If you scoff them too fast
the tasty don't last
And by dips I do not mean ketchup
That thing that makes you hiccough?
If you scoff them too fast
the tasty don't last
So relax, then no need to clean mess up
The Dividing Line got a new mix
The Dividing Line got a new mix
Was there much Jem needed to fix?
The Dividing Line got a new mix
Was there much Jem needed to fix?
Can we download it? No :-[
The Dividing Line got a new mix
Was there much Jem needed to fix?
Can we download it? No :-[
Hey, just go with the flow*
* you know, like streaming, flow etc. ... ... :-\ ... ... I'll get me coat... ...
The Dividing Line got a new mix
Was there much Jem needed to fix?
Can we download it? No :-[
Hey, just go with the flow*
And be sure to take a few pics.
Here we are at another beginning
Here we are at another beginning
our punning most probably sinning
Here we are at another beginning
Our punning most probably sinning
With rhymes that will make
ere we are at another beginning
Our punning most probably sinning
With rhymes that will make
Our pies taste like cake
ere we are at another beginning
Our punning most probably sinning
With rhymes that will make
Our pies taste like cake
Though probably not awfully slimming
Whilst rolling around on the floor
Whilst rolling around on the floor
The bishop looked up at the whore
Whilst rolling around on the floor
The bishop looked up at the whore
He asked "Am I dead"?
Whilst rolling around on the floor
The bishop looked up at the whore
He asked "Am I dead"?
In a voice filled with dread
Whilst rolling around on the floor
The bishop looked up at the whore
He asked "Am I dead"?
In a voice filled with dread
She replied "That's £50 more"
Are the clergy allowed to consort...
Are the clergy allowed to consort...
whilst quaffing a sumptuous port?
Are the clergy allowed to consort...
whilst quaffing a sumptuous port?
come here little boy
Are the clergy allowed to consort...
whilst quaffing a sumptuous port?
come here little boy
and play with my toy
Are the clergy allowed to consort...
whilst quaffing a sumptuous port?
come here little boy
and play with my toy
My soldiers can march to the fort
That was getting rather close to the bone
That was getting rather close to the bone
With suggestion that I'd never condone
That was getting rather close to the bone
With suggestion that I'd never condone
A smutty remark
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That was getting rather close to the bone
With suggestion that I'd never condone
A smutty remark
and no place to park
That was getting rather close to the bone
With suggestion that I'd never condone
A smutty remark
and no place to park
Like a trip deep into the unknown
With a-one-and-a-two-and-a-three,
With a-one-and-a-two-and-a-three,
I might need to go for a pee
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With a-one-and-a-two-and-a-three,
I might need to go for a pee
just get yer a nappie
With a-one-and-a-two-and-a-three,
I might need to go for a pee
just get yer a nappie
You incontinent chappie
With a-one-and-a-two-and-a-three,
I might need to go for a pee
just get yer a nappie
You incontinent chappie
And tinkle where no-one can see.
I plugged us on the BBT "forum" (https://www.facebook.com/groups/bigbigtrain/)
I plugged us on the BBT "forum"
I'm sure you did it with taste and decorum
I plugged us on the BBT "forum"
I'm sure you did it with taste and decorum
Bacon, brussels, tomato,
I plugged us on the BBT "forum"
I'm sure you did it with taste and decorum
Bacon, Brussels, tomato,
Sausage, Dublin, potato
I plugged us on the BBT "forum"
I'm sure you did it with taste and decorum
Bacon, Brussels, tomato,
Sausage, Dublin, potato
Folks editing old lines? Abhor 'em :P
I've sat here & pondered too long,
I've sat here & pondered too long,
on why the world is so wrong
I've sat here & pondered too long,
on why the world is so wrong,
Is it down to those bankers?
I've sat here & pondered too long,
on why the world is so wrong,
Is it down to those bankers,
Or Tory bum spankers?
I've sat here & pondered too long,
on why the world is so wrong,
Is it down to those bankers,
Or Tory bum spankers?
a really good rhyme would use dong
What happened to JM's left wrist?
What happened to JM's left wrist?
He tried for F#7...and he missed
What happened to JM's left wrist?
He tried for F#7...and he missed
That chord was expensive
What happened to JM's left wrist?
He tried for F#7...and he missed
That chord was expensive
does it now make him pensive?
What happened to JM's left wrist?
He tried for F#7...and he missed
That chord was expensive
does it now make him pensive?
And in that tale there's a twist...
Nellie and Twig are en route
Nellie and Twig are en route,
In a van with the back full of loot,
Nellie and Twig are en route,
In a van with the back full of loot,
They'll be selling their wares
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Nellie and Twig are en route,
In a van with the back full of loot,
They'll be selling their wares
That they brought from their lairs
Nellie and Twig are en route,
In a van with the back full of loot,
They'll be selling their wares
That they brought from their lairs
Out the back at some dodgy car boot
Do Robots have a Tilt switch?
Do Robots have a Tilt switch?
Could cause a technical hitch
Do Robots have a Tilt switch?
Could cause a technical hitch
Is off down and up on?
Do Robots have a Tilt switch?
Could cause a technical hitch
Is off down and up on?
Or up off and on down?
Do Robots have a Tilt switch?
Could cause a technical hitch
Is off down and up on?
Or up off and on down?
I dunno: the schematics a bitch
I've seen a robot milking a cow
I've seen a robot milking a cow,
I've seen a robot milking a Sow,
I've seen a robot milking a cow,
I've seen a robot milking a Sow,
can robots be milked?
I've seen a robot milking a cow,
I've seen a robot milking a Sow,
can robots be milked?
Like a sow's ear is silked
I've seen a robot milking a cow,
I've seen a robot milking a Sow,
can robots be milked?
Like a sow's ear is silked
Maybe, but no-one knows how...
Cassini checked out in style
Cassini checked out in style
But didn't go the extra mile
Cassini checked out in style
But didn't go the extra mile
It burnt to a crisp
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Cassini checked out in style
But didn't go the extra mile
It burnt to a crisp
Leaving nowt but a wisp
Cassini checked out in style
But didn't go the extra mile
It burnt to a crisp
Leaving nowt but a wisp
but lots of pics in the file!
I'm a fanboy for young Jacob Collier
I'm a fanboy for young Jacob Collier
Do you listen while on the escalier?
I'm a fanboy for young Jacob Collier
Do you listen while on the escalier?
Ooh, good one, old Mikey!
or
I'm a fanboy for young Jacob Collier
Do you listen while on the escalier?
Well, it's up and it's down
(take your pick!)
;)
I'm a fanboy for young Jacob Collier
Do you listen while on the escalier?
Ooh, good one, old Mikey!
An elective split, Crikey!
or
I'm a fanboy for young Jacob Collier
Do you listen while on the escalier?
Well, it's up and it's down
It means "stairs", it's a noun
This could be tricky, 2 words to rhyme with collier, hmmmmmmmm..................................
I may be gone some time
OK, somebody's got to go for it
I'm a fanboy for young Jacob Collier
Do you listen while on the escalier?
Ooh, good one, old Mikey!
An elective split, Crikey!
This Limerick is out on it's ear
It's Roger that cocked that one up.....................................................heh ;D
It's Roger that cocked that one up
It wouldn't be the first one, old pup!
.....................................................heh ;D
It's Roger that cocked that one up
It wouldn't be the first one, old pup!
He's making them tricky
It's Roger that cocked that one up
It wouldn't be the first one, old pup!
He's making them tricky
and slipped in the mickey
It's Roger that cocked that one up
It wouldn't be the first one, old pup!
He's making them tricky
and slipped in the mickey
Between us we should win a cup
Is there only the two of us playing?
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Is there only the two of us playing?
it seems that the others are just straying
Is there only the two of us playing?
it seems that the others are just straying
Did they drop off to sleep?
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Is there only the two of us playing?
it seems that the others are just straying
Did they drop off to sleep?
I've not heard a peep!
Is there only the two of us playing?
it seems that the others are just straying
Did they drop off to sleep?
I've not heard a peep!
Or maybe they've just gone off .......ing ( insert your own suitable ing word)
Should we let all the others back in?
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Should we let all the others back in?
it'd be better than tossed in a bin!
Should we let all the others back in?
it'd be better than tossed in a bin!
They really are slacking
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Should we let all the others back in?
it'd be better than tossed in a bin!
They really are slacking
their post counts are lacking
Should we let all the others back in?
it'd be better than tossed in a bin!
They really are slacking
their post counts are lacking
Coz you pair are sharp as a pin.
More Frosties are adding new lines
Should we let all the others back in?
it'd be better than tossed in a bin!
They really are slacking
their post counts are lacking
Coz you pair are sharp as a pin.
More Frosties are adding new lines
Mine's vines, wines and fines!
More Frosties are adding new lines
Mine's vines, wines and fines!
But your line is too short
More Frosties are adding new lines
Mine's vines, wines and fines!
"But your line is too short"
Was JimD's retort
More Frosties are adding new lines
Mine's vines, wines and fines!
"But your line is too short"
Was JimD's retort
Henceforth we've these Lim'rick guidelines - http://www.gigglepoetry.com/poetryclassdetail.aspx?LessonPlanID=2
Da DUM da da DUM da da DUM ;D
Da DUM da da DUM da da DUM
Said the bassist, while shaking his bum
Da DUM da da DUM da da DUM
Said the bassist, while shaking his bum
Is that from frost* 4
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Da DUM da da DUM da da DUM
Said the bassist, while shaking his bum
Is that from frost* 4
Let me show you the door
Da DUM da da DUM da da DUM
Said the bassist, while shaking his bum
Is that from frost* 4
Let me show you the door
Be careful you don't trap your thumb
There's more to this than it would seem
"There's more to this than it would seem"
Said the man with a Black Light Machine
"There's more to this than it would seem"
Said the man with a Black Light Machine
Does it glow in the dark?
"There's more to this than it would seem"
Said the man with a Black Light Machine
Does it glow in the dark?
Does it quack, or go "bark"?
"There's more to this than it would seem"
Said the man with a Black Light Machine
Does it glow in the dark?
Does it quack, or go "bark"?
Or listen to Tangerine Dream
Progzilla is floating my boat
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Progzilla is floating my boat
With a huge inflatable goat
Progzilla is floating my boat
With a huge inflatable goat
In it or under?
Progzilla is floating my boat
With a huge inflatable goat
In it or under?
I really do wonder
Progzilla is floating my boat
With a huge inflatable goat
In it or under?
I really do wonder
Whose turn is it to get coat?
It's normally me for my coat
It's normally me for my coat
Made from wool & fur of a stoat
It's normally me for my coat
Made from wool & fur of a stoat
It's just a bit scratchy
It's normally me for my coat
Made from wool & fur of a stoat
It's just a bit scratchy
And the elbows are patchy
:-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X
It's been 84 days since this post
And a while since I logged in
Thanks to Firefox Quantum for breaking my RSS reader
I am not attempting to finish my previous contribution
But in the hope of reviving this
Can I just say that a craft in which you might cross a body of water
Might be of use here
:-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X
It's normally me for my coat
Made from wool & fur of a stoat
It's just a bit scratchy
And the elbows are patchy
Its useful when rowing a boat
We seem to have been a bit tardy
We seem to have been a bit tardy
So in 2018 let's be hardy!
We seem to have been a bit tardy
So in 2018 let's be hardy!
We'll get this verse done,
We seem to have been a bit tardy
So in 2018 let's be hardy!
We'll get this verse done
And then the next one
We seem to have been a bit tardy
So in 2018 let's be hardy!
We'll get this verse done
And then the next one
Will find an action that is "rdy"
good luck with that! (Worry Dolls)
Good luck with that! (Worry Dolls)
Whilst the shoppers all roamed through the malls
Good luck with that! (Worry Dolls)
Whilst the shoppers all roamed through the malls
They spent all their cash
Good luck with that! (Worry Dolls)
Whilst the shoppers all roamed through the malls
They spent all their cash
On wild women and hash
Good luck with that! (Worry Dolls)
Whilst the shoppers all roamed through the malls
They spent all their cash
On wild women and hash
It's why we have all been AWOL
There's some good looking gigs coming up
There's some good looking gigs coming up
Said Steve Hackett, getting ready to sup*
*Manchester 3rd October
There's some good looking gigs coming up,
Said Steve Hackett, getting ready to sup*
Space Rocks is quite soon, **
*Manchester 3rd October
** London 22nd April
There's some good looking gigs coming up,
Said Steve Hackett, getting ready to sup
Space Rocks is quite soon,
TA's over the Moon!
There's some good looking gigs coming up,
Said Steve Hackett, getting ready to sup
Space Rocks is quite soon,
TA's over the Moon!
Let's dust off the special gig cup!
Did Giggingforever stop gigging?
Did Giggingforever stop gigging?
and spend all his time always ligging?
Did Giggingforever stop gigging?
and spend all his time always ligging?
he's busy on the Book of Face
Did Giggingforever stop gigging?
and spend all his time always ligging?
he's busy on the Book of Face
which gives him no grace
Did Giggingforever stop gigging?
and spend all his time always ligging?
he's busy on the Book of Face
which gives him no grace
'Cos he can't do the dancing and jigging
I'm watching Steven Wilson tonight
I'm watching Steven Wilson tonight
With a band that is ever so tight
I'm watching Steven Wilson tonight
With a band that is ever so tight
Our Blunders on drums
I'm watching Steven Wilson tonight
With a band that is ever so tight
Our Blunders on drums
with rat-a-tat-tums
I'm watching Steven Wilson tonight
With a band that is ever so tight
Our Blunders on drums
with rat-a-tat-tums
And John Shuttleworth's Pigeons In Flight*
It's nearly the middle of May
*not really - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXp455mQ4xE
It's nearly the middle of May
and Frost should be making Hay
It's nearly the middle of May
and Frost should be making Hay
and Mikey returns!
It's nearly the middle of May
and Frost should be making Hay
and Mikey returns!
for the forum he yearns
It's nearly the middle of May
and Frost should be making Hay
and Mikey returns!
for the forum he yearns
Didn't notice he was even away!
Oh sorry, Mikey, that was not nice!
Oh sorry, Mikey, that was not nice!
No time to use your mobile device
Oh sorry, Mikey, that was not nice!
No time to use your mobile device
I do too much driving
Oh sorry, Mikey, that was not nice!
No time to use your mobile device
I do too much driving,
I'd rather be Skiving,
Oh sorry, Mikey, that was not nice!
No time to use your mobile device
I do too much driving,
I'd rather be Skiving,
Or scoffing my curry and rice
I see our MT is at it again*
* https://twitter.com/markmccaughrean/status/998179816657637376
I see our MT is at it again
At least he's not going down the drain
I see our MT is at it again
At least he's not going down the drain
He met all Galactica
I see our MT is at it again
At least he's not going down the drain
He met all Galactica
But not while in Africa
I see our MT is at it again
At least he's not going down the drain
He met all Galactica
But not while in Africa
With Toto, blessing the rains.
I've not been around 'ere of late
I've not been around 'ere of late
But today's a significant date...
I've not been around 'ere of late
But today's a significant date...
oh, please do tell!
I've not been around 'ere of late
But today's a significant date...
Oh, please do tell!
This waiting's hell
I've not been around 'ere of late
But today's a significant date...
Oh, please do tell!
This waiting's hell
Oh no, my brain cracked! Too late!
But seriously, what's the big news?
But seriously, what's the big news?
In 7/8, in the style of the blues?
But seriously, what's the big news?
In 7/8, in the style of the blues?
It could have a riff
But seriously, what's the big news?
In 7/8, in the style of the blues?
It could have a riff
or not, what's the diff!
But seriously, what's the big news?
In 7/8, in the style of the blues?
It could have a riff
or not, what's the diff!
It was not our place to choose.
But sadly we're stil non the wiser
But sadly we're stil non the wiser
Said Bismarck, in response to the Kaiser
But sadly we're stil non the wiser
Said Bismarck, in response to the Kaiser
We're still going down
But sadly we're still none the wiser
Said Bismarck, in response to the Kaiser
We're still going down
He said with a frown
But sadly we're still none the wiser
Said Bismarck, in response to the Kaiser
We're still going down
He said with a frown
Oh, just take my money, you miser!
;D
I got me a lovely Frost* banner!
I got me a lovely Frost* banner!
Don't hang it in any old manner
I got me a lovely Frost* banner!
Don't hang it in any old manner
That is very cool * 8)
I got me a lovely Frost* banner!
Don't hang it in any old manner
That is very cool * 8)
Rog is nobody's fool
I got me a lovely Frost* banner!
Don't hang it in any old manner
That is very cool * 8)
Rog is nobody's fool
Adjustments are made with a spanner
The weather is not very British 8)
The weather is not very British 8)
and politics all over is shit-ish.
The weather is not very British 8)
and politics all over is shit-ish.
As we swelter and sweat
The weather is not very British 8)
and politics all over is shit-ish.
As we swelter and sweat
And we worry and fret
The weather is not very British 8)
and politics all over is shit-ish.
As we swelter and sweat
And we worry and fret
it's making us all very skittish
Some new tracks are now in the bag
Some new tracks are now in the bag
After a bit of a lag
Some new tracks are now in the bag
After a bit of a lag
We hope they are proggy
Some new tracks are now in the bag
After a bit of a lag
We hope they are proggy
No chance that they're soggy
Some new tracks are now in the bag
After a bit of a lag
We hope they are proggy
No chance that they're soggy
let's hope that there isn't a snag.
TA is now looking for names
TA is now looking for names
Not real ones like David or James
TA is now looking for names
Not real ones like David or James
Not TA or MT?
TA is now looking for names
Not real ones like David or James
Not TA or MT?
A picky one, he
TA is now looking for names
Not real ones like David or James
Not TA or MT?
A picky one, he
Is going to star in the next Throne of Games
So his stage name had better be cool
So his stage name had better be cool
be careful you might want to drool
So his stage name had better be cool
be careful you might want to drool
just get two big buckets
So his stage name had better be cool
be careful you might want to drool
just get two big buckets
for the monozygotics
So his stage name had better be cool
be careful you might want to drool
just get two big buckets
for the monozygotics
and Mikey just took us to school!
For biscuits we're pretty smart cookies
For biscuits we're pretty smart cookies
But hirsutely, we're no longer Wookies :(
For biscuits we're pretty smart cookies
But hirsutely, we're no longer Wookies :(
We're not like Chewbacca
For biscuits we're pretty smart cookies
But hirsutely, we're no longer Wookies :(
We're not like Chewbacca
a fox or alpaca
Quote from: Mikey on November 04, 2018, 04:38:06 PM
For biscuits we're pretty smart cookies
But hirsutely, we're no longer Wookies :(
We're not like Chewbacca
a fox or alpaca
Come on Rog, you started this one ;)
heh
For biscuits we're pretty smart cookies
But hirsutely, we're no longer Wookies :(
We're not like Chewbacca
a fox or alpaca
who's just nipping out to the bookies (in the interest of progress)
Come on Rog, you started that one
Come on Rog, you started that one
well, sure, just having some fun!
Come on Rog, you started that one
well, sure, just having some fun!
Is it just you & me?
Come on Rog, you started that one
well, sure, just having some fun!
Is it just you & me?
I'll make it three
Come on Rog, you started that one
well, sure, just having some fun!
Is it just you & me?
I'll make it three
Just one more line and we're done!
So Frost* is coming to Canada
So Frost* is coming to Canada
Before sailing off on the amarda
So Frost* is coming to Canarda
Before sailing off on the amarda
Are there any more stops?
So Frost* is coming to Canarda
Before sailing off on the amarda
Are there any more stops?
maybe Best of the Pops? ;)
So Frost* is coming to Canarda
Before sailing off on the amarda
Are there any more stops?
maybe Best of the Pops? ;)
In a tour bus provided by Lada...
John Mitchell warbled in the Fens
John Mitchell warbled in the Fens
About robots and red spotted hens
John Mitchell warbled in the Fens
About robots and red spotted hens
I seem to have missed this!
John Mitchell warbled in the Fens
About robots and red spotted hens
I seem to have missed this!
Must have been quite p****d,
John Mitchell warbled in the Fens
About robots and red spotted hens
I seem to have missed this!
Must have been quite p****d
Or looking through a different lens!
It's the "Toys" anniversary bash
It's the "Toys" anniversary bash
Our Pedro should be given cash!
It's the "Toys" anniversary bash
Our Pedro should be given cash!
His great animation
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBXCYjFX7V4
It's the "Toys" anniversary bash
Our Pedro should be given cash!
His great animation
But financial frustration :-[
It's the "Toys" anniversary bash
Our Pedro should be given cash!
His great animation
But financial frustration :-[
Shows us all up, in a creative crash...
Rog's wishing himself birthday botmas
(heh)
Rog's wishing himself birthday botmas
And perhaps a wee dram in a shot glass :D
Rog's wishing himself birthday botmas
And perhaps a wee dram in a shot glass :D
'Cheers!' say us all
Rog's wishing himself birthday botmas
And perhaps a wee dram in a shot glass :D
'Cheers!' say us all
Was he having a ball?
Rog's wishing himself birthday botmas
And perhaps a wee dram in a shot glass :D
'Cheers!' say us all
Was he having a ball?
How's his head in the morning, best not ask. ............
It's been a long while can't you tell,
It's been a long while can't you tell,
but we hope that you're all doing well!
It's been a long while can't you tell,
but we hope that you're all doing well!
Well, my bike seat's too hard :o
It's been a long while can't you tell,
but we hope that you're all doing well!
Well, my bike seat's too hard :o
Can't ride more than a yard!
It's been a long while can't you tell,
but we hope that you're all doing well!
Well, my bike seat's too hard :o
Can't ride more than a yard!
I really must have to yell, bell
Blunders has bitten the dust
Blunders has bitten the dust
He has to go do what he must
Blunders has bitten the dust
He has to go do what he must
He'll hit more stuff
Blunders has bitten the dust
He has to go do what he must
He'll hit more stuff
I hope not in the buff!
Blunders has bitten the dust
He has to go do what he must
He'll hit more stuff
I hope not in the buff!
Quite right, this is music, not lust
So GoT finished last night
So GoT finished last night
There'll be no more battles to fight
So GoT finished last night
There'll be no more battles to fight
I still haven't seen it
So GoT finished last night
There'll be no more battles to fight
I still haven't seen it
It was great, deffo not s**t
So GoT finished last night
There'll be no more battles to fight
I still haven't seen it
It was great, deffo not s**t
And I loved that final gunfight!
This thread has been dead for 6 months!
This thread has been dead for 6 months!
are you sure it hasn't been billionths?
(btw, I hit up several rhyming sites for a rhyme for "months". It's worse than orange or purple!!) ;D
This thread has been dead for 6 months!
are you sure it hasn't been billionths?
Well, with rhymes
that tricky
Quote from: rogerg on November 27, 2019, 03:00:10 PM
btw, I hit up several rhyming sites for a rhyme for "months". It's worse than orange or purple!!) ;D
I was so tempted to add a 3rd line that ended in purple or orange ::)
heh
This thread has been dead for 6 months!
are you sure it hasn't been billionths?
Well, with rhymes that tricky
Things were bound to get sticky
(Over to someone to find another rhyme for 'months' now! Could get stuck for another while... ;))
This thread has been dead for 6 months!
are you sure it hasn't been billionths?
Well, with rhymes that tricky
Things were bound to get sticky
Holed up in a vast labyrinth
These Limericks need to improve
These Limericks need to improve
So the music will fit in the groove
These Limericks need to improve
So the music will fit in the groove
To fit with the season
These Limericks need to improve
So the music will fit in the groove
To fit with the season
Of gunpowder and treason ::)
These Limericks need to improve
So the music will fit in the groove
To fit with the season
Of gunpowder and treason ::)
It's A New Year - must be time to move....
"Onwards" he shouted from the back
"Onwards" he shouted from the back
"Then left, as we go down the track"
"Onwards" he shouted from the back
"Then left, as we go down the track"
"Or maybe it's right?" ???
"Onwards" he shouted from the back
"Then left, as we go down the track"
"Or maybe it's right?" ???
except when it's night!
"Onwards" he shouted from the back
"Then left, as we go down the track"
Where did everyone go?
SPLIT!
"Onwards" he shouted from the back
"Then left, as we go down the track"
"Or maybe it's right?" ???
except when it's night!
My sat-nav's gone all out-of-whack :(
"Onwards" he shouted from the back
"Then left, as we go down the track"
Where did everyone go?
They got lost, don't you know
(necro!) heh
"Onwards" he shouted from the back
"Then left, as we go down the track"
Where did everyone go?
They got lost, don't you know.
We're on Discord, now get there, now go!
Good Hippo, he brings back the dead
Good Hippo, he brings back the dead
What stopped can again go ahead
Good Hippo, he brings back the dead
What stopped can again go ahead
Hipponecromancy
Good Hippo, he brings back the dead
What stopped can again go ahead
Hipponecromancy
Well, that sounds quite fancy
Good Hippo, he brings back the dead
What stopped can again go ahead
Hipponecromancy
Well, that sounds quite fancy
That's tiring, so he goes back to bed
My dog's snore is incredibly loud
My dog's snore is incredibly loud
Jem could sample it and play it to the crowd
My dog's snore is incredibly loud
Jem could sample it and play it to the crowd.
With a snort and a honk
My dog's snore is incredibly loud
Jem could sample it and play it to the crowd.
With a snort and a honk
From his hairy big conk
My dog's snore is incredibly loud
Jem could sample it and play it to the crowd.
With a snort and a honk
From his hairy big conk
The assembled Frosties would be wowed!
Should we move this old thread to Discord?
Should we move this old thread to Discord?
though a board is a board is a board
you're bored, did you say? :o
Should we move this old thread to Discord?
though a board is a board is a board
you're bored, did you say?
Just like every day
Should we move this old thread to Discord?
though a board is a board is a board
you're bored, did you say?
Just like every day
It's just one more chore to be chored
Good to see that things are warming up
"Good to see that things are warming up"
As he slurped down the tea from his cup
Good to see that things are warming up"
As he slurped down the tea from his cup
While he lived in Belize
Good to see that things are warming up"
As he slurped down the tea from his cup
While he lived in Belize
and ate lots of cheese
Good to see that things are warming up"
As he slurped down the tea from his cup
While he lived in Belize
and ate lots of cheese
for breakfast, dinner and sup
All good things come to an end
All good things come to an end
A concept I can't comprehend!
All good things come to an end
A concept I can't comprehend!
the alpha to omega
All good things come to an end
A concept I can't comprehend!
the alpha to omega
(a new game from Sega)