Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 1580 Limericks!!)

[owen]

Jowett, Humber and Morgan and Hillman
Were all cars that were driven by Bill's nan
She drove them so fast,
But they did n't last
So she traded them all for a white van

And terrorised folks on the highways

[Mikey]

And terrorised folks on the highways,
Avenues, streets and the byways


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[D S]

And terrorised folks on the highways,
Avenues, streets and the byways
This White Van Gran

[Mikey]

And terrorised folks on the highways,
Avenues, streets and the byways
This White Van Gran
Avoided a ban


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[JimD]

And terrorised folks on the highways,
Avenues, streets and the byways
This White Van Gran
Avoided a ban
With erudite wit and a sly gaze

As I sat in my Shackletons chair*


* https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E7bGzlth_6s - the first thing I thought of when I considered the white van Gran. I've even seen the showroom in Batley.

[Mikey]

As I sat in my Shackletons chair
With Fox's*, a town it does share


*biscuits, not glacier mints.
Town of my birth


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[Mikey]

Shackletons

Showroom now in Dewsbury, & one of the directors lived in this house in Thornhill until a few years ago*****




*****completely useless trivia alert 😀


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[JimD]

As I sat in my Shackletons chair
With Fox's, a town it does share
Wearing shoddy and mungo*





* https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heavy_Woollen_District

[Mikey]

As I sat in my Shackletons chair
With Fox's, a town it does share
Wearing shoddy and mungo
Talk-ing mumbo jumbo


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[gr8gonzo]

As I sat in my Shackletons chair
With Fox's, a town it does share
Wearing shoddy and mungo
Talk-ing mumbo jumbo
I got pissed a la devil-may-care

Can wanking affect your vision?

[owen]

Can wanking affect your vision?
Is finding out your latest mission?

[Mikey]

Can wanking affect your vision?
Is finding out your latest mission?
With a tug & a pull


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[rogerg]

Can wanking affect your vision?
Is finding out your latest mission?
With a tug & a pull
stay away from that gull

[Mikey]

Can wanking affect your vision?
Is finding out your latest mission?
With a tug & a pull
stay away from that gull
Whilst beating with perfect precision



Cask finders a wondreful app


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[owen]

Cask finders a wondreful app
It's better than your usual,  Talkatap?