I'm on me own here. Nobody but me and a GoogleBot.
(kicks GoogleBot over and throws some biscuits about the place. Knocks over a pot plant and wees out the window)
Wheeeeeeeee! :D
This is what he gets up to when no-one's looking..... :roll:
and this is only the first or second day of his five days off....
we'd better watch out.
Quote from: "rogerg"....we'd better watch out.
we'd better not cry....
Quote from: "Pedro"Quote from: "rogerg"....we'd better watch out.
we'd better not cry....
we'd better not shout...
Quote from: "rogerg"Quote from: "Pedro"Quote from: "rogerg"....we'd better watch out.
we'd better not cry....
we'd better not shout...
or we'll get kicked over....
Quote from: "Pedro"Quote from: "rogerg"Quote from: "Pedro"Quote from: "rogerg"....we'd better watch out.
we'd better not cry....
we'd better not shout...
or we'll get kicked over....
3 Points!
and now it's only me, and no GoogleBots to kick over...
You'll never walk alone. ;)
Quote from: "ich_bin_besser"You'll never walk alone. ;)
yay!
/searches for Googlebots to kick over with ibb
Well, it's now just me and said Googlebot. I'm not going near it though, I think Jem's done something to it. It's trying to attatch cookies to things with stickytape.
What to do, what to do...
I know! Maybe I can play some Emerson Lake And Palmer before anyone else shows up and beats me up... :twisted:
And now it's just me again. The GoogleBot's gone as well. I probably should change the locks to stop it getting back in again, but kicking it over it such jolly sport...
My bum is all alone. Not even a Googlebot here right now to keep my company. :(
edit: woohoo! Brom just came in.
Must be my watch now....
#....alone again, naturally....
Quote from: "The bit at the bottom of the page"Users browsing this forum: RacingHippo and 0 guests
Hmm. No-one here.
AND some bugger left Gilbert O'Bleedin-Sullivan playing on repeat.
It's me and RogerG! Deedle de dee.
...and now just me and you....doo biddy doo?
I'm here! somebody get me a beer!
No you're not.
And I know all about being here: I didn't get where I am today by being somewhere else.
And another thing. :(
It really pees me off that some people can be offline. I've been checking lately and I'm NEVER offline. It's just not fair!!!
:evil:
Quote from: "Brom"It really pees me off that some people can be offline. I've been checking lately and I'm NEVER offline. It's just not fair!!!
:evil:
You need your eyes testing, mate! You are blatantly not online RIGHT NOW!
This could run and run....
Just me and Pedro right now. Ello, matey! :D (Waves)
Um... I've just seen Tom's online, but the bar wotsit at the bottom of the page refuses to admit his presence.
I'm scared now. :(
well, me and Catherine, and Googlebot are here now,. but don't know who else is.
but remember, no matter where you go, there you are.
and now, it's just me again!
where's that dang GoogleBot?
Quote from: "RacingHippo"Quote from: "Brom"It really pees me off that some people can be offline. I've been checking lately and I'm NEVER offline. It's just not fair!!!
:evil:
You need your eyes testing, mate! You are blatantly not online RIGHT NOW!
And you're definitely NOT online now either.
Me, the 'bot and a "guest".
I expect it's rog in disguise, looking for hamsters.
Just remember, there's four to a kebab stick; maybe five, if you don't put too much onion or red and green pepper in between.
Guinea pigs are so much easier. They go straight on the grill.
Myself and Ich bin besser now. I've actually been away the past week
preparing for a wedding I'm playing for,and messing around with Pro Tools 8.0
Me and the Googlebot again! Take that you! :twisted:
I lol'd Geetar! right on the grill! haha!
and now it's just me. no bot, no guests.
all alone, naturally....
wait! where'd that Bot come from?
/runs to kick it over
Now me, only me. But at this time on a sunday morning, so I should be. Actually, on here a lot on my own (bloody shi(f)t work). Now it's nice to have somewhere to talk.... to myself.
Who said that?
Just me.
me and bobby McGee, i mean, Roger G
my computer is playing up so i'm not on here as much as usual. apols for lack of sarcastic commenting ! x
Since Googlebot seems to have grown sick of being kicked over all the time I'd have no one to talk to (or fight with) had it not been for Mr. O. Guests - thank you, sir!
rog, you're up early. Found the bot and gave it a good kicking yet?
Quote from: "Geetar"rog, you're up early. Found the bot and gave it a good kicking yet?
heh
morning, Geetar! my lovely Cairn is doing her morning thing, while I wait for the coffee. breakfast soon.
I think we've chased the Bots away, for the time being...
Anybody found any hamsters yet? I'm sure Geetar must be getting hungry by now... :)
I'll be singing all the way to Texas:
Roadkill, roadkill
Drives me crazier
No serenade
Just a marinade
Get it on the brazier
C'mon
What do you want?
What do you want?
I want possum rolls
Yes I do
I'm back and on my own. I think I'll nick that egg sandwich in the fridge. Hope it's not anybody's lunch...
Oi that was mine :twisted:
Sorry about that, if it's any consolation, it was delicious. 8-)
Just me now, and all the food's gone. I'm hungry. :(
I'm halfway through a small breakfast of orange juice, cornflakes, tea, scrambled eggs with fried onions, potatoes and cheese, oatmeal, fresh fruit with yoghurt and hot buttered toast.
Hope you're holding up there, Mouse.
Why I oughta... :twisted:
Nobody will miss this Waitrose Tiramisu will they?
This bleeding great Googlebot just came in looking for it. I said no GoogleBot, there'll be no Tiramisu today.
Now I'm alone again...
(Writes something on the wall, throws one of Geetar's hamsters out of the window and exits...Forum left)
GoogleBot!
/kick
The good news is that I've replaced the chops that I had to borrow the other night.
Quote from: "tomskerous"The good news is that I've replaced the chops that I had to borrow the other night.
"Replaced" as in "purchased new ones" or just "put back having used"....?
I wiped them and everything.
Tis quiet again.... Alone Again Or
Yeah, said its all right
I wont forget
All the times Ive waited patiently for you
And you'll do just what you choose to do
And I will be alone again tonight my dear
Well lunchtime anyway... BTW is anyone having those Jaffa Cakes? No? Yummmm Yummmm!
Me too now, all alone against the night (if I was in Hawaii) ... getting very stochastic around here.
Me and some geezer called "Pedro"
you get all the riff raff in here sometimes. :D
just me and the GBot, who's reading something in FAQ...
/kick
Isn't it great that we take it in turns to spend some "Me time" in here.....?
Just me and Google's Bot again. I'm going to try and balance my coffee on it's head...
All alone on this Sunday morning, gives me time to catch up on what I've missed since Friday
Hello hello hello hello hello
just sitting here by myself listening to some old Wendy and Lisa.
not even a Bot to be seen...
hey!! what's that YahooBot doing in here?!?!
YahooBot? Haven't seen one of them around these parts before. They sound like they must be fun to ride like a rodeo!
Oh yes, hello Roger! (Waves)
howdy, Mouse!!
/waves back
hey! I'm a Maryland Cookie!
GoogleBot! (Reveals gigantic hammer and bashes GoogleBot continually over the head with it) :twisted:
But enough of that, you all probably knew that Charles Darwin's views on religion have been the subject of much interest. His work which was pivotal in the development of modern biology and evolution theory played a prominent part in debates about religion and science at the time, then in the early twentieth century became a focus of the creation-evolution controversy in the United States.
Here's a photo of Charles looking like Scrooge...
(//http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/59/Charles_Darwin.jpg)
Quote from: "Mouse"GoogleBot! (Reveals gigantic hammer and bashes GoogleBot continually over the head with it) :twisted:
But enough of that, you all probably knew that Charles Darwin's views on religion have been the subject of much interest. His work which was pivotal in the development of modern biology and evolution theory played a prominent part in debates about religion and science at the time, then in the early twentieth century became a focus of the creation-evolution controversy in the United States.
Here's a photo of Charles looking like Scrooge...
(//http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/59/Charles_Darwin.jpg)
Nope, that's a picture of Darwin wondering quite what Mouse has done to bring up the contentious subject of evolution on an internet forum :shock:
Although, just to be clear, it ain't in the slightest bit contentious with me personally, to state the bleedin' obvious :D. Then again, I'm willing to bet tuppence-ha'penny that the great majority (perhaps even all?) of our fellow Frosties* are well-enough grounded to side with old Chas too, apart from when it comes to biscuits, some of which must clearly have been intelligently designed ... :roll:
Quote from: "Trapezium Artist"....apart from when it comes to biscuits, some of which must clearly have been intelligently designed ...
biscuits are more to do with the survival of the fattest....
Carr's Assorted Biscuit Selection.
Speaking for myself, as a cheese lover, it's a natural selection.
Bugger. Should've really thought that one through, sorry everyone. :(
no worries, Mouse.
just me here, now. all alone, no Bot.
Quote from: "Mouse"Bugger. Should've really thought that one through, sorry everyone. :(
Don't worry about it, Mouse - I believe the forum has evolved somewhat, of late. We can even accommodate rationality, so long as it's only occasional and isolated.
Wouldn't you say, Pedders?
Quote from: "Mouse"Bugger. Should've really thought that one through, sorry everyone. :(
I'm sorry too, Mouse; I didn't mean any serious criticism at all, just a semi-humorous comment about the juxtaposition of Darwin's startled-looking fizzog and the inherent dangers of poking the loons with a stick in public :D
In fact, I think it's important
not to be cowed by the possibility of turmoil when raising such subjects; an enforced shutdown of rational debate is precisely what they insist upon, hoping that a world of full of people living in isolated silos of mutual inconsistency will allow them to continue to follow their particular brand of self-delusion without reference to any external realities.
Indeed, I'd go so far as to repudiate any self-imposed censorship here: Frosties* (having shown themselves to be very open-minded musically) above all should be free to discuss anything and everything in an open, respectful, and mutually trustworthy manner. Although it does have a disconcerting habit of returning to biscuits quite frequently :D
Make mine a chocolate hob-nob please. :D
Quote from: "rogerg"just me here, now. all alone, no Bot.
....have you considered implants?
....failing that, how about braces or a belt?
Quote from: "Pedro"Quote from: "rogerg"just me here, now. all alone, no Bot.
....have you considered implants?
I bet Rog wouldn't take that sitting down. ;)
Quote from: "Pedro"Quote from: "rogerg"just me here, now. all alone, no Bot.
....have you considered implants?
....failing that, how about braces or a belt?
hmm. maybe I'll just wait until the right one comes along.
That'll leave you a bit lopsided, won't it, rog ?
Quote from: "Geetar"That'll leave you a bit lopsided, won't it, rog ?
lol
someone is always left out, eh?
Nobotty here this time,
just me. :D
You're going to be the butt of some terrible jokes, I promise you.
Quote from: "Geetar"You're going to be the butt of some terrible jokes, I promise you.
what, what? (//http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbGkxcY7YFU)
Oh dear, oh dear....
I was going to post-here-rear related buns puns, just for the crack, butt aft-er seeing that video (which got over 21 million hits??) I can't be arsed....
Da-bum-tush!
One day I'll get to the bottom of all this clever punning and will be able to join in.
Tush, tush, this will never do.
I thought it was so fanny I was LMAO...being g-rump-y doesn't sit well with me....
Cm'on everyone, don't be shy and
post ere your
puns.
Quote from: "Brom"Cm'on everyone, don't be shy and
post ere your
puns.
What cheek.....
Seems like a bum deal to me, fundament-ally.
All these rude puns are making me fear for the well-being of our souls.
... OK, that one's better heard than read.
Also, apologies to the dear departed Ronnie Barker.
Quote from: "RacingHippo"All these rude puns are making me fear for the well-being of our souls.
.
That one reminds me of a post I once read on the Genesis forum about a misheard lyric which forever ruined the end of Supper's Ready for me.
"Can't you feel assholes ignite?"
but, but, you guys took all the good puns...
Time to fight a rear-guard action.
rog, you're getting behind on your posting. Let us know how the journey went- or can't you be arsed?
Quote from: "LivingForever"Quote from: "RacingHippo"All these rude puns are making me fear for the well-being of our souls.
.
That one reminds me of a post I once read on the Genesis forum about a misheard lyric which forever ruined the end of Supper's Ready for me.
"Can't you feel assholes ignite?"
Aw, now you've ruined it for me too! Although the imagery of what Gabriel would've done on stage is quite funny... ;)
My mate ruined King Crimson's
One More Red Nightmare by saying one of the lyrics sounded like "My angel had herpes"...
Oooh, Philadelphia's online! Hi Philly! (Waves)
*waves back to Mouse*
It's 3 30, should I go to bed? (:-P
Quote from: "Philadelphia"It's 3 30, should I go to bed? (:-P
Well, it's only 02:36 by my clock, so by your count you could do another 50 minutes or so of being awake. 8-)
Your clock is so much better than my clock! But I'm a bit tired, so I might throw in my nocturnal towel now... Good night! (:-)
Just me now. Me and my two litre bottle of Cherry Coke.
I'm considering waking up any and all sleeping same-flat-dwellers by playing Tarkus at full volume as revenge for all the times they've kept me up with incessant noise at stupid hours... :twisted:
Thanks to the unbreakable bond between a two-year-old and Bugs Bunny/Pixar DVDs, it seems I'm the first one on this morning.
Brioche and coffee anyone? It's only from a cafetiere but at least it's not instant.
Good morning all.
Spent last night popping onboard to see if there were any reports of "The Do" over in the US of A.
Now recovering after buying a bass on ebay (Don't need one but i liked it and i always wanted to play like Chris Squire) , rebuilding a squire strat that my nephew decided to take apart, paint and then loose half the fittings :roll:
And fix a laptop that only boots when it decides the moon is in the right phase, which at the current rate isn't very often.
Ooooo bonus im getting near my hundredth post too :lol:
Now for a visit to the farmers market for a few odds and sods and back later for another nosy!
Tom, thanks for the coffee offer but im immersed in a giant mug of tea and a chewy choc chip cookie moment.
Ttfn.
Aaah, coffee. Perfect.
Morning all!
I arrived home at 3:00 AM from a long day of having to work and then going directly
to a gig to run sound for my bros band. I too popped on for a bit to read any post
Frostfest accounts. I collapsed on my bed and had a mild 6 hours sleep. My breakfast
consisted of a bowl of high fiber Kashi cereal,but I'm thinking a drive to my favorite
popular lake side dinning establishment is in order for this afternoon.
p.s. You know this is the coolest forum to hang out on when we all log on to greet
each other in the morning. Kinda like a virtual cafe. I think I'll have the hot chocolate.
It's 00:52 and I'm thinking about going for a walk to try and find somewhere that'll sell chocolate for I am hungry now. I'm 90% certain that my efforts will be futile, but at least I'll stretch my legs. I like walking. :)
Oh, and does anyone have any milk? I've got the coffee and the sugar, but am missing the milk...
Reminds me of an old acquaintance in L.A. who insisted the 5 food-groups included:
1. chocolate
2. cigarettes
3. crystal meth
4. sex
5. alcohol
In that order.
I don't even know where to begin!
there are like 800 posts to read, and I haven't begun to put my FRoSt*Fest experience into any sort of order! :shock:
it's good to be back!
nobody here but me...
just looking through FRoSt*Fest pictures and reliving every glorious moment!!
Good morning, everyone.
The other day, I tried a proper pretzel for the first time and I think they're really rather good. I'm going to have one for breakfast later. Would anyone else like one?
Oh, hi, Mouse.... yeah, it's morning alright.
3.13 am and I've just made myself a hot cup of cocoa.
Wonderful thing, stress.
sorry to hear that, geetar. :(
10am here, and I'm working on my second cup of coffee.
I'm afraid the pretzel shop was closed, so no pretzels for anyone today. :cry:
These pretzels are making me thirsty.
In the end, I heated up some sake, and had that. I finally went to bed at 5.45am.
Normally I don't drink on Saturday much before 5pm but....... given that I've been up most of the last 33 hours.... I reckon it's just gone beer-thirty, so I'm cracking a cold one.
Cheers, all!
I had sake too this evening. And beer.
All you can eat chinese restaurants are the best. I do feel bloated now though.
I'm looking forward when we get back to eating Chinese takeaway where the king prawns don't resemble either wet cotton wool or someone's discarded chewing gum in texture.
I doubt there's a buffet/all-you-can-eat anywhere that serves king prawn cooked like we were used to getting from even the most run-of-the-mill restaurant in Bayswater (Magic Wok would be representative). It's a racing certainty here in Florida.
And that's before I start thinking about the curries- Bhuna, Patia, Dhansak.......
I'm stopping now.
Aw. You've made me hungry again, Geetar. :evil:
I went to a curry restaurant in New Jersey once. Their curried lamb with spinach had a bizarre glutinous texture, and bore no relation to anything I'd ever had at a UK curry house.
I went to a Mediterranean/Indian restaurant in Sarasota once. It was unclear what on the menu was supposed to have originated in which subcontinent.
whenever i get a chinese i go in thinking, right, this time im going to be cultured and get something properly chinese
...cue me coming out again 5 minutes later...
i love ribs and chips.
dont you love ribs and chips?
ribs and chips are the best.
...
ribs and chips.
Barbarian.
What about crispy aromatic duck with pancakes, or salt and pepper squid; or sea bass in ginger and spring onion?
What about bok choi, hot-and-sour soup, egg-fried rice, lobster with noodles ?
Ribs and chips indeed.....
how about General Tso's Chicken?
Quote from: "Geetar"I went to a Mediterranean/Indian restaurant in Sarasota once. It was unclear what on the menu was supposed to have originated in which subcontinent.
saag arrabiatta
bhindi tortellini
passata dopiaza
The possibilities are endless...
Strangely unappealing idea, Tom- and yet, vastly more imaginative than what we had at Chunders, as we now call the restaurant in question.
And rog- isn't General Tso really just Colonel Sanders with a wok?
well, it's still finger-licking good!!
Quote from: "tomskerous"Quote from: "Geetar"I went to a Mediterranean/Indian restaurant in Sarasota once. It was unclear what on the menu was supposed to have originated in which subcontinent.
saag arrabiatta
bhindi tortellini
passata dopiaza
The possibilities are endless...
They sound quite tasty except for the passata dopiaza which is just soup, surely.
Quote from: "Nellie"Quote from: "tomskerous"Quote from: "Geetar"I went to a Mediterranean/Indian restaurant in Sarasota once. It was unclear what on the menu was supposed to have originated in which subcontinent.
saag arrabiatta
bhindi tortellini
passata dopiaza
The possibilities are endless...
They sound quite tasty except for the passata dopiaza which is just soup, surely.
Actually it sounds like an italian restaurant run by an indian... :shock:
I think that is the point - Geetar referred to a "Mediterranean/Indian restaurant".
They could always stock up on the legendary traditional chicken tikka lasagne, available from Iceland... now that has to be the ultimate in fusion food!
The biggest problem you're all having here is that you're trying to imagine something nice.
To grasp the essence of the Chunders experience, you should be thinking more along the lines of a Vesta prawn curry with ketchup and a side salad of feta, red onion, soggy cucumber and tasteless dessicated tomatoes.
Wow, it's lunchtime and only me and GoogleBot here. Punched his lights out, HA! :D
*bumps into recently blinded Googlebot
Can't see a thing now, somebody put out the lights....
what exactly is a googlebot?
i dont think iv ever been online with someone else im always alone. lol
im quite excited to meet this googlebot.
GoogleBot and YahooBot are in here with me.
I'll now be deploying my special Miss Piggy chop. Hiiiiiiiya! Got one, now the other...Boof! Sorted 8-)
Hells teeth! There's an MSNbot in here1 Chatty little begger....
Quote from: "Pedro"Hells teeth! There's an MSNbot in here1 Chatty little begger....
Quick Pedro!! I'm on the front door, I think we can trap him!....
....slower than a sleeping pillock....
Sorry, stuffing my face. We'll get it next time....
Yikes....a pincer movement....
(//http://i122.photobucket.com/albums/o265/waitepb/bots.jpg)
Oh no! They got him!
(//http://racinghippo.co.uk/stuff/Frost/pedrobot.gif)
Pedro's been assimilated! (//http://memory-alpha.org/en/wiki/Assimilation)
<bleep>
just me here, no bots or nuthin.
edit: no, wait!!! a GoogleBot!!
run!!!!!
all clear.
And now just me again. I think I saw JIB a moment ago. Must've stepped out somewhere...
Monday May 25th, 9:50 AM
Just me here attm. I will set up blockade on the door and hope they will pass by.
Knock 3 times with your left foot facing backwards on the floor before entering.
That will be the 'code' for entering. I'll quietly open the door.
umm, is it my left foot that's facing backwards, or just me, and I'm knocking with my left foot. or?
Quote from: "rogerg"umm, is it my left foot that's facing backwards, or just me, and I'm knocking with my left foot. or?
You facing backwards taping with left foot. It makes harder to be seen and if they hear you
they'll think you are just tapping along in 15/16. The odd meter discourages them.
Quote from: "EVP"Quote from: "rogerg"umm, is it my left foot that's facing backwards, or just me, and I'm knocking with my left foot. or?
You facing backwards taping with left foot. It makes harder to be seen and if they hear you
they'll think you are just tapping along in 15/16. The odd meter discourages them.
yay! that's exactly what I was doing!
Are you sure you were taping backwards? It's pronounced "g'nippatt"....
I find 7/4 pretty discouraging myself:
http://www.myspace.com/garyhusband (http://www.myspace.com/garyhusband)
well, I was using duct tape, so that's t'cud epat.
I'd like to announce that I'm now terrified of Jem because I actually really, really liked No Country For Old Men. Sorry Jem.
Hm. Seems I was so scared I posted that in the wrong thread. Whoops!
As far as thread derailments go, that's not my best...
Oh Google[Bot], get out of my way!
Quote from: "EVP"Knock 3 times with your left foot facing backwards on the floor before entering.
That will be the 'code' for entering. I'll quietly open the door.
Oh balls, I got it wrong! Hang on, what's that coming out of the sea?
...Gasp! It's a dragon in 9/8 time! :shock:
No, please! It was a simple mistake! I'm not a Bot, I swear! Noooo!
all alone, not even a bot about.
ooh! a GoogleBot AND an Ask Jeeves bot!
party!
I see you scared them away!
There's only me here now. I think I've frightened the bots away.
No, I'm here Catherine, want a biscuit??
Yes please!
Now I am all alone, not even a bot or a biscuit
None here either but me. No biscuits either.
hmmm Just to make sure,no one has been feeding biscuits to the bots?
Do to their uninvited nature I'm beginning to think they are helping themselves.
Just in case I think we might have to post a "Do not Feed the Bots" sign.
I've just seen an Alexa Bot in here. What on Earth is one of those? Are they trying to create fake human exteriors (like the Terminators) now in order to infiltrate? :?
Me plus two guests. Doubtless undercover bots looking for chocolate digestives.
Quote from: "Mouse"I've just seen an Alexa Bot in here. What on Earth is one of those? Are they trying to create fake human exteriors (like the Terminators) now in order to infiltrate? :?
Hmm yeah that could be a cause for concern. We'll have to be carefull. Disguising themselves
as humans to get our biscuits.....
just me. no bots. no guests.
Google bot is back, I've hidden the biscuits in the usual place. :D
Help I'm surrounded by Bots....
Quote from: "Nellie"Help I'm surrounded by Bots....
Smack them.
(//http://img196.imageshack.us/img196/7627/botrogerq.jpg)
Roger, the Bot is in the middle... Let's just beat him! :lol:
Quote from: "Gandalf1986"(//http://img196.imageshack.us/img196/7627/botrogerq.jpg)
Roger, the Bot is in the middle... Let's just beat him! :lol:
on my count:
1
2
3
jump on him!!!
the silliness that occurs on this forum truly is second to none. well done, all.
I hadn't noticed any silliness; it all makes perfect sense to me.
Wibble.
No-one's here. So, let's see if this works...
<Bzzt>
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...!
<CRASH>
That didn't go well. Oh shit, now it's on fire. Run away!
What the ....... RUNS AWAY
just me here now. maybe we scared all the bots away...
maybe, but 0 guests is still lurking.
Have not been here for a while, sneaked in quietly to check that maybe.......
NOOOO.... I'm still online.... it's not fair, no one else is.
Just me now. All alone...
Heh. This thread's a great way to build up the post count, is it not? ;)
Quote from: "Mouse"Heh. This thread's a great way to build up the post count, is it not? ;)
No
Quote from: "Mouse"Heh. This thread's a great way to build up the post count, is it not? ;)
Don't even go there!
Quote from: "Mouse"Heh. This thread's a great way to build up the post count, is it not? ;)
;)
Yay! Maryland Cookie status achieved! I love those! :mrgreen:
Well done, your Mouseness. :D :D
Congrats Mouse!
grats, Mouse!
Woohoo! :D
Quote from: "Pedro"Well done, your Mouseness. :D :D
That's a new one, Pedders! I shall remember it for future opportunities... 8-)
/sings "All By Myself"
(I actually heard this on the radio today, too!)
Just me and my box of mini chocolate chip cookies...
... and no one to share them with. :(
Just me and Yahoo [Bot] at the moment...
Looks like Roger's online, but the bottom of the page disagrees...
just me and the GoogleBot...
/kick
Sharing morning tea with 0 Guests
Just me and Yahoo [Bot]... Damn it!
On my own right now. There seems to be a lack of Forum activity today. With everyone away, I can set off these fireworks... 8-)
....whoosh....bang....oooh....
I wondered what you were up to there, Pedro! :shock:
Sorry....hate it when that happens....
Haha. It's just me, no bots, no guests.
Hello, what's THAT?
*In the style of Patrick Troughton* When I say run, run...
:D
....and faithfully in the style of countless side-kicks before her, Nellie just stands there, petrified as the mysterious "Guest Zero" (a man in a foam rubber costume) shambles across the studio....
/me "High Fives" Gandalf! :D
Quote from: "Brom"/me "High Fives" Gandalf! :D
:lol:
High five to you, matey! :D
Quote from: "Pedro"...the mysterious "Guest Zero" (a man in a foam rubber costume) shambles across the studio....
My friend*'s dad used to be that very man.
He went on to play a fairly major role in Coronation Street.
*Coincidentally the very same friend I mentioned about 10 minutes ago over here (//http://www.frostmusic.net/frosties/viewtopic.php?f=9&t=763&p=22062#p22062)
Oh God! MikeEvs turned into a Google[Bot]! :shock: :shock:
Quote from: "Gandalf1986"Oh God! MikeEvs turned into a Google[Bot]! :shock: :shock:
I did :shock: :?: must have been the other me :lol:
just me.
Users browsing this forum: johninblack and 1 guest
Hello Guest......Sign up!
It's 7:18pm and I am all alone!! is everyone watching Emmerdale now the tennis is over?
GoogleBot! Take this! *Pow*
Me (freshly back fron the pub with coffee, cheese and some digestive biccies) and diddly squat guests.
Hmmmm the bots are never here when I'm around. whats up with that?
Quote from: "EVP"Hmmmm the bots are never here when I'm around. whats up with that?
maybe when you're asleep, you become the Bots?
Hi rogerg - it's just you, me and 0 guests at the moment!
hi, catherine!! ((hug))
I've seen JIB and Nellie around here, but again the bottom of the page says I'm on me own.
Quote from: "Mouse"I've seen JIB and Nellie around here, but again the bottom of the page says I'm on me own.
Says I'm on my own too!
Hi Catherine! :D
Do you think people understand that the names at the bottom of the separate individual forum screens are different from the list of people viewing the total forum?
I think the names at the bottom of the Board Index screen give the overall picture.
Ah, that makes sense. Hello to Pedders and catherine, cake for all! :D
right! Pedro and I are in here at the moment, and there's a good lot of us hainging around the place: catherine, ChrisX, CJoy, Gman, Pedro, rogerg.
howdy, all!!
Hi all! I wonder how it counts people?
We could try an experiment. Next time you visit the forum, open a separate tab/window and just leave it open on this forum. Maybe we'll see more names?
experimenting now!
hi Pedro and TA!
I'm here and would happily leave a window open, but I suspect that once I disconnect my laptop from the dang interwebby to drive home, I'll disappear. Sob :cry:
But at least it's me, Pedro, and Rogerg at the mo: that much I can see :D
I'm here and I have a window open.
I usually leave a Firefox window open all day, devoted entirely to Frost*iness, and usually with a couple of tabs with threads I intend to reply to later.
Sad, eh?
So I think you need to have been active in some way to show up.
It's just lonely me, without bots or 0 guests...
/reaches for the piano and starts playing Hyperventilate! :D
I've taken Gandalf's place as the sole inhabitant of the Forum.
*Reaches for the piano and starts to play Hyperventilate - badly :P *
There's a party going on in here tonight!
Me, TA, weezul, FranticDav and my old mate Google [Bot].
Pass the biscuits round, chaps!
*Sigh* Looks like I'll have to do the cleaning up now everyone's cleared off... :(
Quote from: "rogerg"Quote from: "EVP"Hmmmm the bots are never here when I'm around. whats up with that?
maybe when you're asleep, you become the Bots?
Oh no just what I feared the worst. I always wondered why I wake up in funny positions.
At night I become a sleepwalking google bot.
just me and a YahooBot...
Darn, missed everyone...
QuoteUsers browsing this forum: FantomG and 0 guests
Quote from: "rogerg"just me and a YahooBot...
Oh no they are the worst! Those gunslinging Yahoobot's are the big trouble makers.
They sneak in and have their parties and trash the place.
Wow! All alone with GoogleBot. Feels weird.
but wait! I'm here!
just me!
HI Roger!
Quote from: "EVP"HI Roger!
howdy, flash!!
yikes!!
Google [Bot], MSN [Bot], rogerg
Just me & Yahoo [Bot] this morning :?
> Google [Bot], MSNbot Media, rogerg
help!!! what's an MSNbot Media?
and now this:
Registered users: Google [Bot], rogerg, Yahoo [Bot]
yikes! I'm surrounded!
/does high flying pinwheel kick that sends the bots in all directions
Just me in this part of the forum, but I saw Pedro by the front door.
> MSN [Bot], Pedro, rogerg, Yahoo [Bot]
quick, Pedro, get the MSN, and I'll take the Yahoo!
I shot the Messenger! :)
I'm alone... oh no, wait!
/kicks Yahoo [Bot] in the arse!
Quote from: "Pedro"I shot the Messenger! :)
yahoo!!! well done, Gandalf!!
I'm here with my old mate, 0 guests.
Quote from: "The bit at the bottom"Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 0 guests
Egads! I'm not here!
Holy hand grenade, there's an MSNBot here! *Bash* And there's 1 Guest, too...
Quote from: "RacingHippo"Quote from: "The bit at the bottom"Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 0 guests
Egads! I'm not here!
You're not here now as well.
Now it's just me and you, Mouse! Let's play some Frost* tunes! :D
When does the Lucy Liu-bot arrive? That's what I want to know...
Quote from: "LivingForever"When does the Lucy Liu-bot arrive? That's what I want to know...
Let's not be picky here - anyone with a bot like Lucy Liu's would do for me :)
Quote from: "LivingForever"When does the Lucy Liu-bot arrive? That's what I want to know...
Heh. "I'm Lucy Liu! Give me your spines!" :lol:
I love you, *PHILLIP J FRY* :D
(//http://images.fanpop.com/images/image_uploads/Futurama-lucy-liu-738035_304_361.jpg)
Quote from: "LivingForever"When does the Lucy Liu-bot arrive? That's what I want to know...
Not much meat on one of those....but hard as nails....
Quote from: "Pedro"Not much meat on one of those....but hard as nails....
A bit like a bucket of KFC then?
IWLOLBMPWT!
I Would Laugh Out Loud But Miss Pedro Works There!
:shock: Whoops! *Retreats into Hole from whence he came*
To be fair I have had some shocking experiences at the hands of the Colonel (so to speak) but the new girl on the drive-through is very generous with the ice-cream desserts.... ;)
Just me and the pizza at the moment.
Come on in and have a slice. Just make sure you close the door behind you ;)
Registered users: Google [Bot], rogerg
out, out damn Bot!!
Eek! Outnumbered!
Registered users: D S, Google [Bot], MSN [Bot], Yahoo [Bot]
:shock:
Only the YahooBot remains. How best to deal with it...?
Ah! This large, comical anvil should suffice! :D
*CLANG*
Quoterogerg Sun Jul 19, 2009 4:08 pm Viewing who is online
Google [Bot] Sun Jul 19, 2009 4:08 pm Reading topic in Announcements
MSN [Bot] Sun Jul 19, 2009 4:05 pm Reading topic in Toys
omg! they're literate!
The bots are at University now?
QuoteRegistered users: Mouse, MSN [Bot], vkamicht
Aha! Got you know, you Bot b*stard! :twisted:
QuoteRegistered users: Geetar, Pedro, rogerg
welcome, gentlemen!!
I'm only online to slow down the drinking.
Must go.
Having said that, I miss y'all; but a pint or six of Fulllers cures a great many ills.
Ruefully, goodnight, my friends.
Registered users: Gandalf1986, gr8gonzo, Yahoo [Bot]
Let's get the bot, gonzo!
/jumps on the bot and starts beat its arse
Quote from: "The bit at the bottom of the page"Google [Bot], Mouse, MSN [Bot] and 1 guest
:shock: Oh no! 1 Guest, help!
just me and da mouse in da house.....
Hey mouse!
What-up, EVP! :D
just me here, no bots or nuffin'.
Me and Bokkie and rather feisty google bot buzzing around.
*SWAAAAT...*
*smacks google bot with his massive Bot-swatter*
Here on my own not even a bot to kick :(
MeeeYeee aayannnd Google, Google Bot
GoogleBot GoogleBohot,
We got a thaaaaaaaang, going on......
Quote from: "Nellie"MeeeYeee aayannnd Google, Google Bot
GoogleBot GoogleBohot,
We got a thaaaaaaaang, going on......
My eyes :shock:
Quote from: "Nellie"MeeeYeee aayannnd Google, Google Bot
GoogleBot GoogleBohot,
We got a thaaaaaaaang, going on......
I think the stress of the Ebay auction's gotten to Nellie...
QuoteRegistered users: Google [Bot], rogerg, Yahoo [Bot]
aaaaughhhh......
roger kicks the Google [Bot], and then matrixes through the air and levels the Yahoo [Bot} with a hard chop to the "neck".
"take that you foul [Bot]s! Begone from this place!"
/brushes off hands after a job well done.
Quote from: "rogerg"QuoteRegistered users: Google [Bot], rogerg, Yahoo [Bot]
aaaaughhhh......
roger kicks the Google [Bot], and then matrixes through the air and levels the Yahoo [Bot} with a hard chop to the "neck".
"take that you foul [Bot]s! Begone from this place!"
/brushes off hands after a job well done.
Job well done sir!! The next round is on me. nothing like a nice beer after kicking some Bot-butt.
yay!
QuoteRegistered users: Bert, ich_bin_besser, Ivor, Jem, rogerg
welcome back, mate!!
8-)
Mouse, it's just you, me, Google[bot] and Yahoo[bot] in here at the moment. Hide the biscuits, quick!
I ate them. Consider them now hidden. :)
Quote from: "Registered Users"Google [Bot], Mouse, Yahoo [Bot]
Crap. I think they know it was me.
Tra la la, just me here this morning. Everyone else on holiday?
Just me relaxing with a cold pint of Sam Adams Cherry Wheat 8-)
No Bot's to bother me this evening.
I think MSN[bot] and Googlebot are having a tiff in the corner...
Don't worry, Serfox, I'll sort them out.
Quote from: "catherine"Don't worry, Serfox, I'll sort them out.
Something tells me MSN[bot] isn't into that sort of thing, cath :lol:
QuoteRegistered users: Google [Bot], rogerg, Yahoo [Bot]
man! are you guys back for more butt-kicking?
haiiii-yah!
TA, it's just you, me and Google[Bot] now. Pass the biscuits, but make sure Google[Bot] doesn't get them.
QuoteRegistered users: Google [Bot], MSN [Bot], rogerg, Yahoo [Bot]
Holy Bot, Batman!!
A-HA YAHOO BOT!!!
*turns on lightsaber
Prepare to meet your doom!
fffzzzzzzzzzz Fzzzzzzzzzzz buzzzzzzzzz CHOP!.......
Quote from: "Jem"I'm on me own here. Nobody but me and a GoogleBot.
(kicks GoogleBot over and throws some biscuits about the place. Knocks over a pot plant and wees out the window)
Wheeeeeeeee! :D
WTF is a Googlebot? :shock:
It's a little fellow that appears in these forums from time to time. It's not human and it apparently likes to steal our biscuits, cakes and other nice things. We routinely reward them with pain. :twisted:
Or, it could be a scout of some kind browsing the forum so that its topics and threads can show up in a Google search which can then lead people here to find information that they could require. So, I suppose if anyone Googles "completely mad, eccentric and assorted bunch of barmy biscuit enthusiasts who enjoy odd time signatures" and then turns up here, they'll have GoogleBot to thank. :)
But enough about that, did you know that Streamlight is an ISO 9001:2000 registered company located in Eagleville, Pennsylvania that manufactures flashlights powered by various rechargeable and disposable batteries? Streamlight flashlights are often used by public safety professionals like police officers and fire fighters, and are often seen on television shows such as CSI: Crime Scene Investigation.
Their product line features hand-held and weapon-mountable lights as well as a small handcuff key light. Several of their products utilize dual sources, combining the long life of LED lamps with more powerful but shorter-lived conventional incandescent lamps. They also produce a series of Laser Illuminators such as the M6 shown in the image at right and the TLR-2 which is a combination LED weapon light and laser.
Streamlight developed the first million candela hand light for NASA in the early 1970s.
Quote from: "Mouse"It's a little fellow that appears in these forums from time to time. It's not human and it apparently likes to steal our biscuits, cakes and other nice things. We routinely reward them with pain. :twisted:
Or, it could be a scout of some kind browsing the forum so that its topics and threads can show up in a Google search which can then lead people here to find information that they could require. So, I suppose if anyone Googles "completely mad, eccentric and assorted bunch of barmy biscuit enthusiasts who enjoy odd time signatures" and then turns up here, they'll have GoogleBot to thank. :)
But enough about that, did you know that Streamlight is an ISO 9001:2000 registered company located in Eagleville, Pennsylvania that manufactures flashlights powered by various rechargeable and disposable batteries? Streamlight flashlights are often used by public safety professionals like police officers and fire fighters, and are often seen on television shows such as CSI: Crime Scene Investigation.
Their product line features hand-held and weapon-mountable lights as well as a small handcuff key light. Several of their products utilize dual sources, combining the long life of LED lamps with more powerful but shorter-lived conventional incandescent lamps. They also produce a series of Laser Illuminators such as the M6 shown in the image at right and the TLR-2 which is a combination LED weapon light and laser.
Streamlight developed the first million candela hand light for NASA in the early 1970s.
:lol: Finally someone who put random Wikipedia quotes on this forum!
Hmm, me and Jem tonight.. everyones having a good old saturday night fever except us apparantly with Jem recovering and myself also recovering from some weird throat thing.
Bummer. :lol:
Have no fear, Serfox - I never have typical Saturday night fun. Just 1 Guest in here right now.
Quote from: "SerFox"Hmm, me and Jem tonight.. everyones having a good old saturday night fever except us apparantly with Jem recovering and myself also recovering from some weird throat thing.
Bummer. :lol:
I had to endure the cheesiest wedding singer there has ever been on Saturday, not sure it was as painful as breaking bones, but it did make me long for being in bed with a fever. (:-P
The wedding itself and all the time before that singer opened his mouth was great, though!
Quote from: "Philadelphia"Quote from: "SerFox"Hmm, me and Jem tonight.. everyones having a good old saturday night fever except us apparantly with Jem recovering and myself also recovering from some weird throat thing.
Bummer. :lol:
I had to endure the cheesiest wedding singer there has ever been on Saturday, not sure it was as painful as breaking bones, but it did make me long for being in bed with a fever. (:-P
The wedding itself and all the time before that singer opened his mouth was great, though!
There were some great speeches, though... :D
Just me in here enjoying the nice air conditioning. No bot's either. All this northeast
heat and humidity makes them sloooow dooooown.
QuoteRegistered users: Google [Bot], rogerg, Yahoo [Bot]
come back, EVP!! I could use some help!!
/spin kick /backhand /sing a loud, high pitch which stuns the bots and causes them to asplode
Quote from: "rogerg"QuoteRegistered users: Google [Bot], rogerg, Yahoo [Bot]
come back, EVP!! I could use some help!!
/spin kick /backhand /sing a loud, high pitch which stuns the bots and causes them to asplode
DRATS! Are you OK? I see I am too late! They must have been watching me and snuck in
before you entered Roger. No one is here now and no bots. I think we're good for the night.
I'll stick around for a bit until the morning shift arrives ;)
I think the Google Bot is watching me from behind a large stack of hot buttered toast...
And rog...... shouldn't that be "assplode" ?
Quote from: "Geetar"I think the Google Bot is watching me from behind a large stack of hot buttered toast...
And rog...... shouldn't that be "assplode" ?
heh
Quote from: "Registered Users"Drarok, eponymous, ich_bin_besser, johninblack, Mouse, rogerg
Hoo, nice n' busy! :) Who's got the Jammie Dodgers?
Quote from: "Mouse"Quote from: "Registered Users"Drarok, eponymous, ich_bin_besser, johninblack, Mouse, rogerg
Hoo, nice n' busy! :) Who's got the Jammie Dodgers?
I don't know, but I saw a stack of them in Tesco the other day and got really excited. Is that weird?
It's amazing what gets different people excited. A mere biscuit.....?
In my case, it's a Scott Henderson solo, a superbly-cellared Grange, a
King Prawn Bhuna or a Suhr guitar (yes, I really do need another guitar).
Oh boo! No one here. I guess I missed the party. No bots either so thats good.
Me and Google[Bot]...
Google[Bot], prepare to die! :evil:
Just popped in for a catch-up before buggering off to Spain for a week.
I've suffered the usual panic that leads up to a holiday as I try to get all my work done in time and into a state where it's least likely to go kerplooie while I'm offline.
Something still will, I know it.
Anyway, good to see my old mate 0 guests holding the fort still.
Cheerio for now, RH! Meanwhile, I see that Roger's kicking around. Shame I've just finished the last biscuit. Oops.
Hmm no one here and I see crumbs on the floor. I hope everyone is ok.
God forbid the bots are eating forum members now!
Surely this can't be so!
Registered users: eponymous, Gandalf1986, Google [Bot], MSN [Bot], Yahoo [Bot]
Epo, help me get those buggers!
/jumps on YahooBot
Hello and welcome to Experiments In Glass Appeal, where this week, we are looking at this beautiful swan.
(//http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1111/557941178_bd0b6ccd83.jpg?v=0)
Aw, isn't it nice? That's all for now, take care everyone! :D
no one here but me, but me, but me.....
Mouse - me and my browsing-buddy 0 Guests here have had a little conflab and reached the unanimous(e) conclusion that you are unhinged.
Bit quiet round here, just me online and no posts since 3:15am
I've had big problems getting on here for the last few days - dunno if there have been any server issues but everything else has been working and I've tried from a few different places to rule out anything 'at my end', as it were!!!! :shock:
Yes, it has been rather Miss & Hit of late. No idea why. :?
Happily it all seems ok today!!!! :D
(famous last words and all that........................)
I would beg to differ!
When the Tinyfish forum was misbehaving recently, it was attributed to problems with the forum hamster (you know, the one that runs around inside its wheel providing the power). I think we've got hamster problems here at the moment.
oh, bigger than a hamster, I think.
Da doo doo doo.....
...Do da da da?
QuoteRegistered users: MSN [Bot], rogerg, Yahoo [Bot]
kick, swat, whack! get out of here, dang bots!!!
I was beginning to wonder if the bots have implanted something to make it slow down.
I fear they are watching us from afar now.
OH NO!! GOOGLE BOT!!!
*gets out his elephant gun*
*BOOOOM!*
there I hope that takes care of him.
Eeny-meeny-miney-mo, ich_bin_besser hello! :D
QuoteGoogle [Bot], MSN [Bot], rogerg, Yahoo [Bot]
help!!!
Stand perfectly still. Their vision is based on movement...
Quote from: "Mouse"Stand perfectly still. Their vision is based on movement...
good tip, Mouse!
Just Me - Google Chroming it with Zero Guests.
You're up a bit early aren't you, Rog?
Quote from: "Mouse"You're up a bit early aren't you, Rog?
breakfast with Frost*ies!!
Registered users: FAST Enterprise [Crawler], Google [Bot], Pedro [Clown] :D
We're getting "Crawlers" in now (carpetted or otherwise)?
Right now, it's just:
catherine, Yahoo [Bot] and my old mate, 0 guests
Hey Rog :D ((((())))))
Quote from: "Nellie"Hey Rog :D ((((())))))
hi nellie!!! (((((((((((((())))))))))))))
probably see you at the fishtank, too!!!
just me here. not even any bots.
Hellay!
howdy, Pedro!!
I was just going to have you give that GoogleBot a kick, but you're gone now...
:¬ (
No I'm not! You are! ;)
no, I'm not, you are! bit now there's a(n) MSNbot!!!
/kick
I'm obviously no use in a fight! Sorry... :(
Quote from: "Pedro"I'm obviously no use in a fight! Sorry... :(
ah, that's ok. now that I'm an Iced Gem, I can handle it! 8-)
Wotcha, Pedders!
How do. Are you well, apart from your resting ears?
What-ho, chaps!
Chaps?
Hello?
Oh sod. They've all buggered off.
Just you and me then, 0 Guests. I suppose we'd better clear up the mess they left...
Just Me, Yahoo (Bot) and Alexa (Bot). :? :? :?
That's a new one on me.
So, Alexa, are you new round here? Put the kettle on and help yourself to a biscuit.
Quote from: "rogerg"ah, that's ok. now that I'm an Iced Gem, I can handle it! 8-)
I only just noticed Pedro is a Zoo full of Chocolate Animals. Congrats to you both for continued quality forum contributions.
my current sleeping habits mean that when i come on here its usually about 4 in the morning. its so very lonely :(
Best time to be here, you can eat all the cold pizza, finish the 6 pack and kill the last of the hob nobs.
The breakfast of champions!. :D
Love cold pizza, gotta have the cold pizza.
You'd love our Pizza Hut TakeAway then, barely luke warm at point of collection. :(
So here I am once more....in the playground of the broken hosts....
...one more experience...
one more entry....of a forum once Jem'd.
I'll get me...
Yet another promotional suicide....
....get mine while you're there.... ;)
Howdee doodee!
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Someone pass the mop and bucket , please - gr8gonzo just did a big wee... (must've been overexcited at the return of the forum)
F*ck! 0 Guests has been replaced by 1 Guests! :shock:
heh
1 Guests: brother of the more famous 0.
I guess 1 was just holding the fort for 0 while the latter took a comfort-break, because 0's back now and is as talkative as ever.
Me and guest. Probably the government, looking for evidence of aliens among us.
Well, a prog forum is as good a place to start as any.
Ah, the Guest brothers; Juan and Zorro - nice how they keep coming back and lurking.
Me and Madeoutofcats seem to have frightened the guests away, as their total equals diddly squat.
Yeah, I have that effect on guests :roll:
Oooh, the Boss is on-line right now....
Registered users: flamadiddle, Jem, Pedro, Yahoo [Bot]
....better tidy-up a bit....
The bots have assumed control... :?
Registered users: D S, Google [Bot], MSN [Bot], Yahoo [Bot]
Hmmm, there was me, seeing this thread rising from the murk again, thinking that something exciting was going on.
Users browsing this forum: Trapezium Artist and 0 guests
Evidently not :(
Quote from: "Trapezium Artist"Hmmm, there was me, seeing this thread rising from the murk again, thinking that something exciting was going on.
Users browsing this forum: Trapezium Artist and 0 guests
Evidently not :(
Same here..
It fooled me too, it did! :(
Jeepers!! It's a spider!! <said Pedro, hiding behind Catherine and a Bot!>
Registered users: Baidu [Spider], catherine, Google [Bot], Pedro
destroy all spiders!! :D
Users browsing this forum: Trapezium Artist and 1 guest
Yes, but who, dammit, who? At least you know where you are with spiders ...
Google [Bot], rogerg, Yahoo [Bot]
aaauughh!! kick, bash, smash.
bring on the spiders.....
Don't have the salmon chaps, it's not as delicious as I'd hoped. :(
Google [Bot], MSN [Bot], rogerg, Yahoo [Bot]
halp!!!!
rogerg, Yahoo [Bot]
one more to go.....
Yet again, I'm happy with the Googlebot, but my brain is challenged by the idea of zero guests:
QuoteUsers browsing this forum: Google [Bot], Trapezium Artist and 0 guests
I mean, that's got to mean something, hasn't it? Instead of just saying me and Googlebot, the forum is warning me that there are also zero guests. If there really were none, why would it bother mentioning it at all? But to explicitly state that there are zero guests must mean that there are ...
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Pedro, Phrog, rogerg, Twang, Yahoo [Bot]
hahahahahahahaha!!! that Yahoo doesn't stand a chance.
Quote from: "rogerg"Pedro, Phrog, rogerg, Twang, Yahoo [Bot]
hahahahahahahaha!!! that Yahoo doesn't stand a chance.
Hmm...that sounds like some kind of Jurassic recipe...
Take a dinosaur add Phrog DNA and a professor, quick sound effect and... :) hooray...a Bot!
Google [Bot], rogerg, Yahoo [Bot]
look out bots, or I'll put on my angry face!
Google [Bot], MSN [Bot], rogerg, Yahoo [Bot]
a-ha!! they brought in reinforcements!!
Roger, USE THE BEARD!!! :twisted:
Registered users: D S, Dave R, Google [Bot], ich_bin_besser, Jem, Yahoo [Bot]
Ha ha! We outnumber them 2 to 1 - and have the Boss as our trump card. 8-)
Registered users: E.S., Google [Bot], Jem, L33VEY, rogerg
this bot doesn't stand a chance!! 8-)
Blimey!
Registered users: E.S.
In total there is 1 user online :: 1 registered, 0 hidden and 0 guests
Registered users: Google [Bot], Trapezium Artist, Yahoo [Bot]
Surrounded! :shock:
Phew, TA's gone and has taken Google [Bot] with him...
Registered users: catherine, Yahoo [Bot]
Quote from: "Trapezium Artist"Registered users: Google [Bot], Trapezium Artist, Yahoo [Bot]
Surrounded! :shock:
Google [Bot], L33VEY, MSN [Bot]
Me too!
Now they're picking on RacingHippo...
Registered users: catherine, D S, flamadiddle, Gandalf1986, Google [Bot], RacingHippo, Yahoo [Bot]
Help is at hand!
Here comes the cavalry in the form of that masked avenger, 0 guests!
Quote from: "The bottom of the page"Registered users: Google [Bot], RacingHippo and 0 guests
Quote from: "L33VEY"Quote from: "Trapezium Artist"Registered users: Google [Bot], Trapezium Artist, Yahoo [Bot]
Surrounded! :shock:
Google [Bot], L33VEY, MSN [Bot]
Me too!
Registered users: Trapezium Artist, Google [Bot], Yahoo [Bot]
Ha! Outflanked the buggers ... now, where's that door ... ?
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In total there is 1 user online :: 1 registered, 0 hidden and 0 guests (based on users active over the past 5 minutes)
Most users ever online was 36 on Sun Apr 11, 2010 1:37 pm
Registered users: L33VEY
Finally - success - not a Bot in sight
Poor RacingHippo is surrounded - again!
Registered users: catherine, El_Mayonnaise, Google [Bot], RacingHippo, Yahoo [Bot]
Quote from: "catherine"Poor RacingHippo is surrounded - again!
Registered users: catherine, El_Mayonnaise, Google [Bot], RacingHippo, Yahoo [Bot]
One can almost hear Attenborough narrating that... :shock: Run, Hippo, Run!!
Argh! Catherine! El_M! You deserted me!
Quote from: "the bottom of the page"Registered users: Google [Bot], RacingHippo, Yahoo [Bot]
Get off YahooBot, can't you see I'm busy?
No-one but me, now. *eats custard cream and departs*
Oh no! The dreaded 0 guests has come to haunt me! I do wish he would go away.
Users browsing this forum: catherine and 0 guests
Yikes, he's brought YahooBot for reinforcements :o *runs away and hides*
Darryl, Gandalf1986, gav, Google [Bot], MSN [Bot], rogerg, Tricky, Yahoo [Bot]
Gav, If you can hold them, Roger can whack 'em while I stop the escaping Yahoobot
later...
Darryl, Gandalf1986, MSN [Bot], rogerg, Tricky, Yahoo [Bot]
Gav? Gav? are you OK?
watch out Gandalf!
Shit! *pulls out staff and throws some powerful magic on the bots*
Google [Bot], MSN [Bot], rogerg, Yahoo [Bot]
guys? guys? hey!! HEY!!!! I'm still in here!
QuoteRegistered users: gav, Yahoo [Bot]
Hmmm, shall I challenge it to Fisticuffs or Victorian Boxing?
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Yikes! Bot-bracketted....
None here now. Must be the antibotics I'm taking.
I am here now, drunk and bored. And trying to get dried and out of the cup.
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Come on guest! I don't know who you are, but we can take on that Bot! 8-)
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Crikey, two bots and Heritrix the brown-noser? :?
is that the first [Crawler] sighting?
It's heeding its caller.
Quote from: "rogerg"is that the first [Crawler] sighting?
Errr... guys...
:shock:
HELP!!!!
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Watch the carpets. He's got to get in to get out.
:D
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Flippin' thing's still here.
It's gone now - or turned into flamadiddle and 1 guest. :?
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I'm a hippy and my kung fu is good
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Blimey,I didn't know it was that good!
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Quick Roger, use your Beard of Power!
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Quick Roger, use your Beard of Power!
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oops.... sorry, Mouse.
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no worries, all, I've got this under control.
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Roger!!!
Why do you always bail out of these things and leave me and Hippo to clean up after you? :evil:
...or did his beard of doom backfire? :?
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Roger!!!
Why do you always bail out of these things and leave me and Hippo to clean up after you? :evil:
...or did his beard of doom backfire? :?
never fear! the beard is here!
besides, I don't worry about you two. you got it covered. 8-)
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and I'm heading over to the Fishtank. I'll leave this in your capable hands.
tally-ho!
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Ahhhh... All is safe in the land of Frost* again.
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:shock: Never seen that one before... :?
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:shock: Never seen that one before... :?
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he's gone now.
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What ho, boss!! I'll take Yahoo....
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BRING IT!!! You'll be Yagle and Goohoo when I'm done with ya!
Quote from: "gr8gonzo"BRING IT!!! You'll be Yagle and Goohoo when I'm done with ya!
heh
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Even the Bots have gone to Summer's End :)
I'm all alone, couldn't get to Season's end :cry:
Keep checking Youtube for videos, come on peeps, post your moving pictures
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Oi! Sod off, or we'll come and derail your websites and forums. I'm serious - there are many interesting facts about pineapples and crows that I'm sure you're users are dying to find out about. :twisted:
Quote from: "Neilgwhite"I'm all alone, couldn't get to Summer's end :cry:
Keep checking Youtube for videos, come on peeps, post your moving pictures
You've seen them now, right?
@Mouse: quite right, sir! Let's show them what for.
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Oi! Sod off, or we'll come and derail your websites and forums. I'm serious - there are many interesting facts about pineapples and crows that I'm sure you're users are dying to find out about. :twisted:
The main question I have about pineapples and crows is: Why do they stack themselves up on unsuspecting sheep like this? Is it the crow's fault? I think we should be told...
(//http://www.countrycraftcottage.com.au/components/com_virtuemart/shop_image/product/848c93f71e4045fce413cefb1068d5fe.jpg)
When a crow wishes to taste the flavours of a pineapple in the middle of a harsh winter, the warmth of a sheep's fully grown coat provides ample heat so that the bird may enjoy the tropical fruit in comfort.
Quote from: "Mouse"When a crow wishes to taste the flavours of a pineapple in the middle of a harsh winter, the warmth of a sheep's fully grown coat provides ample heat so that the bird may enjoy the tropical fruit in comfort.
a true symbiotic relationship!!
There's less on here than over there.
GO HERE (//http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xh_9QhRzJEs)
Did you know that the more connected we become the less connected we are!
Quote from: "glaik"Did you know that the more connected we become the less connected we are!
That's deep for a Friday morning.
Should play more of this then: **** (//http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Connect_Four)
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Glad I was awake when the boss turned up! ;)
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That's a new one - Ask Jeeves. What-ho! 8-)
:D
I say we ask the Jeeves Bot to question the nature of its orders... :twisted:
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Hey gav, I'll get the spider if you go for the bot (nah, that doesn't sound right! :oops: )
It's a bit busy tonight...
In total there are 16 users online :: 10 registered, 0 hidden and 6 guests (based on users active over the past 5 minutes)
Most users ever online was 36 on Sun Apr 11, 2010 12:37 pm
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Quote from: "L33VEY"It's a bit busy tonight...
...all nervously checking for gig updates?
Quite - I think it's the combination of pre-gig excitement combined with concern whether a) the gigs will be on and b) whether we can get to them or not! :?
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no problem, guys, I've got this one. :D
Yikes :? Google [Bot], Julie, Yahoo [Bot]
All clear now
Oh no, the bots are back - and they're following me... :?
catherine, Google [Bot], MSNbot Media, Yahoo [Bot]
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Ha! Outnumbered, you Bot - and you're up against the boss! ;)
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Ha! Outnumbered, you Bot - and you're up against the boss! ;)
Well done Sir....boarders repelled
Mikey and 0 guests
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3 against 2, i'll go down the middle, draw their fire, see if you can out-flank them
Julie and me are holding the fort on this Monday morning!
Quote from: "Brom"Julie and me are holding the fort on this Monday morning!
Looks like you scared them off :D
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It's OK chaps, I'm holding them off ;)
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It's OK chaps, I'm holding them off ;)
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Thanks! :)
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they're back.... :x
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Nope: gone again ... tricky little buggers ...
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Nope: gone again ... tricky little buggers ...
Keep them away from the biccies
Aaaaah! The machine uprising is upon us! Where's that time-space portal when I need it?
Help I'm being outnumbered
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Hang on, I'm not there...... here..... erm ?????
Where am I ?
Hang on, I'm back again
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Spooky, I think they got me
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Ha! Quick - time to squish the Bot, Mikey! :P
Quote from: "D S"Quick - time to squish the Bot, Mikey! :P
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We got him, extra biccies all round
Did you get caught in the trap ??
Blimey, I'm a Zoo! :D
Quote from: "catherine"Blimey, I'm a Zoo! :D
congratulations!!! and welcome to the club!!! 8-)
"The Zoo Club"
Sounds a bit iffy to me...
Do you mean...The Zoo Gang....?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g4EdVmJOLfo (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g4EdVmJOLfo)
Or maybe a member of a Zoological Society :?
And if you're flying around in a Zoo, remember to take a 'Zoolander' with you..................... :roll:
(and don't forget to go to the Zoo Loo first!!!) :o
75 online yesterday evening - at least we've given the Bots something to deal with...
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Can we surround them? Unleash a barrage of TDL
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heh - (Sorry Rog)
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heh - (Sorry Rog)
no apologies necessary! heh away! 8-)
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Help!! Outnumbered! :shock:
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Help!! Outnumbered! :shock:
Oh dear, it looks as though the MSN Bot has made off with him :(
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It's OK - he's history - and we outnumber the Bots again! :twisted:
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Just me and two guests...
It's a little quiet round here...
Bing [Bot], Google [Bot], Pedro, turbo....everybody talk about (mmm) Prog Muso....talk about....
Shoobi-doobi-doo-wop. Prog muso.
look who's here with me:
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howdy, boss!! 8-)
if you take the Bing Bot , I'll handle Google!
Who said they were going to tidy up?
We're down to one bot.
Quote from: "Geetar"We're down to one bot.
Can't we sweep the bots under the carpet?
Doesn't look like we can - they're back! :shock:
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We need to find the Queen bot
Quote from: "Mikey"We need to find the Queen bot
Careful - You're just a 's away from treason there, Mikey!
I'm on the nightwatch shift and no one around but little old me. No bots of any kind to speak of here.
*keeps walking tapping his night stick*
It's dark, try behind the sofa, they might be planning a surprise attack
They're still hiding,
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What's up with the clock? I was never on here at that time of day!
Quote from: "Nellie"What's up with the clock? I was never on here at that time of day!
Twas an edit.
It doesn't add the edit as a note as the old forum used to do
Still ligging in bed? Like I will be doing tomorrow :D
Or not
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Music on loud, think it scared off the bots
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That's more like it, come on down, the forum's right
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They got ES & Flamadiddle
Just E.S., Mikey and me, now.
Egads, imposters! Google Bot, Mouse and 1 guest! :shock:
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Keep it up folks - we're winning! 8-)
Quote from: "Mouse"Just E.S., Mikey and me, now.
ES how did you escape?
Long story involving strange plot twists and several cups of tea.
Glad you escaped, coffee?
Oh yes, that would be wonderful, thank you.
Quote from: "Mikey"Quote from: "Mouse"Just E.S., Mikey and me, now.
ES how did you escape?
It's the old joke often used when two people find them selves in proximity to a dangerous creature of some kind...
"we've had it, neither of us can run faster than that thing"
"that might be true, but I only have to run faster than you"
Quote from: "Pedro"Quote from: "Mikey"Quote from: "Mouse"Just E.S., Mikey and me, now.
ES how did you escape?
It's the old joke often used when two people find them selves in proximity to a dangerous creature of some kind...
"we've had it, neither of us can run faster than that thing"
"that might be true, but I only have to run faster than you"
& which one of us is the dangerous creature?
Bing [Bot], Google [Bot], rogerg, Yahoo [Bot]
yikes!
Nocturnal bots
MadeOutOfCats, Mikey, Phrog, rogerg, Yahoo [Bot]
shaking in his boots, he is!!
Quote from: "rogerg"shaking in his bots, he is!!
Heh
I have a dilemma, whilst flitting in and out of my office, I'm topping my slow growing (my R's) conifer's.
Do I
a) complete chopping off the tops, thus one job being complete,
or
b) Stop halfway through this job and take all the chumps to the tip, sorry, household refuse site.
Either way wife will complain. Which is the lesser of the two evils?
In days of yore, some young chimp (me) would have been pestering for the chumps on my drive, or just nicked them
Now they just burn your house down
Uh ohh... :?
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Let's have him while he's surrounded
Come on, 7 to 1, surely he can't escape now.
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Looks like we fought him off, but sustained casualties :cry:
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Help!!
DueyC and 2 guests
Oh dear. Looks like we lost JiB :(
Turnitin Bot? that's a new one.
JiB probably just went to get biscuits.
Odd name....what's next "Biscuitin Bot"? :)
we'd probably welcome that one in!!
Quote from: "rogerg"JiB probably just went to get biscuits.
Yup, the supplies have been replenished :)
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Come on Pedders, we can take this one out :lol:
Grab a leg each and make a wish? ;)
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Right, I'll take the one from Friends, the boss can see to Google. 8-)
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Bloody lightweight, must have buggered of to practice his G3
*stumbles in blindly, consumes a biscuit, leaves note on fridge and stumbles out again* ;)
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Bloody lightweight, must have buggered of to practice his G3
Think I should have had a ;) on the end of that
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Bloody lightweight, must have buggered of to practice his G3
Think I should have had a ;) on the end of that
The "Edit" button is your friend. :)
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Bloody lightweight, must have buggered of to practice his G3
Think I should have had a ;) on the end of that
The "Edit" button is your friend. :)
Just wanted to make sure that it wasn't taken seriously
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Bloody lightweight, must have buggered of to practice his G3
Think I should have had a ;) on the end of that
The "Edit" button is your friend. :)
Just wanted to make sure that it wasn't taken seriously
Well if you go back and edit in a smiley, there will be less danger of that! :D
...and you could correct "of" to "off" and no-one would know. :)
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Bloody lightweight, must have buggered of to practice his G3
Think I should have had a ;) on the end of that
The "Edit" button is your friend. :)
Just wanted to make sure that it wasn't taken seriously
Well if you go back and edit in a smiley, there will be less danger of that! :D
...and you could correct "of" to "off" and no-one would have known...except that the typo has been quoted now so it becomes harder to cover up... :)
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Bloody lightweight, must have buggered of to practice his G3
Think I should have had a ;) on the end of that
The "Edit" button is your friend. :)
Just wanted to make sure that it wasn't taken seriously
Well if you go back and edit in a smiley, there will be less danger of that! :D
...and you could correct "of" to "off" and no-one would have known...except that the typo has been quoted now so it becomes harder to cover up... :)
That's because I'm inept ;)
:D No you're not.