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[Mikey]

Rick Wakeman does grow lots of Leeks
despite being a keyboard geek,

[owen]

Rick Wakeman does grow lots of Leeks
despite being a keyboard geek,
Nowt wrong with that

[Mikey]

Rick Wakeman does grow lots of Leeks
despite being a keyboard geek,
Nowt wrong with that
He plays a flash scat

[JimD]

Rick Wakeman does grow lots of Leeks
despite being a keyboard geek,
Nowt wrong with that
He plays a flash scat
and in solos gives his Moog* a tweak

Take a sine-wave with filtered attack

*other synths are available

[Mikey]

Take a sine-wave with filtered attack
I doubt if you'll get any flack

[D S]

Take a sine-wave with filtered attack
I doubt if you'll get any flack
Add portmento too

[Mikey]

Take a sine-wave with filtered attack
I doubt if you'll get any flack
Add portmento too
his solo's aren't poo

[owen]

Take a sine-wave with filtered attack
I doubt if you'll get any flack
Add portmento too
his solo's aren't poo
And record, with Pro Tools* on your Mac

This hayfever's hacking me off



*other recording thingys are available

[RacingHippo]

This hayfever's hacking me off
I could just stick my head in a trough

[Mikey]

This hayfever's hacking me off
I could just stick my head in a trough
A cough, wheeze & sneeze

[Renters]

This hayfever's hacking me off
I could just stick my head in a trough
A cough, wheeze & sneeze
From inhaling the breeze

[Mikey]

This hayfever's hacking me off
I could just stick my head in a trough
A cough, wheeze & sneeze
From inhaling the breeze
Oh why won't it just bugger off


There once was a cyborg called Mikey*





*Other E.S. tweets are available

[JimD]

There once was a cyborg called Mikey
Who had trainers, both Puma and Nike

[gabrielkfl]

There once was a cyborg called Mikey
Who had trainers, both Puma and Nike
Though he missed his flip-flops*


*tough one there 

[Renters]

There once was a cyborg called Mikey
Who had trainers, both Puma and Nike
Though he missed his flip-flops
And comfy Hi Tops*



*Bring it
https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=high+tops+shoe&tbm=isch&tbo=u&source=univ&sa=X&ei=au2qU5LjBobY7AbEiIGADQ&ved=0CF8QsAQ&biw=1919&bih=1017