Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 1580 Limericks!!)

Mikey · July 14, 2015, 07:38:54 PM

Phew - that's some rudeness avoided again,
said, Jane, Cain, Mary & Dwayne

rogerg · July 14, 2015, 07:58:44 PM

Phew - that's some rudeness avoided again,
said, Jane, Cain, Mary & Dwayne
Not Larry and Daryl

Mikey · July 14, 2015, 09:15:44 PM

Phew - that's some rudeness avoided again,
said, Jane, Cain, Mary & Dwayne
Not Larry and Daryl
who all had a quarrel

JimD · July 14, 2015, 09:31:46 PM

Phew - that's some rudeness avoided again,
said, Jane, Cain, Mary & Dwayne
Not Larry and Daryl
who all had a quarrel
But were put right by Ian McShane

There once was a spaceship near Pluto,

catherine · July 14, 2015, 10:35:28 PM

There once was a spaceship near Pluto,
Like Philae, but a good deal less cute-o

JimD · July 14, 2015, 10:51:11 PM

There once was a spaceship near Pluto,
Like Philae, but a good deal less cute-o
Out as far as can be

rogerg · July 15, 2015, 03:46:07 PM

There once was a spaceship near Pluto,
Like Philae, but a good deal less cute-o
Out as far as can be
Oh the sights that we see!

catherine · July 16, 2015, 05:02:24 PM

There once was a spaceship near Pluto,
Like Philae, but a good deal less cute-o
Out as far as can be
Oh the sights that we see!
As we merrily sing "Benvenuto".

It's not often a squirrel gets drunk...

Mikey · July 16, 2015, 05:43:47 PM

It's not often a squirrel gets drunk... (Details?)
It's normal for a hungover skunk

tigermoth · July 16, 2015, 10:49:40 PM

It's not often a squirrel gets drunk... (Details?)
It's normal for a hungover skunk
When it does it goes nuts,

Pedro · July 16, 2015, 11:33:59 PM

It's not often a squirrel gets drunk... (Details?)
It's normal for a hungover skunk
When it does it goes nuts,
While the hedgehog just tuts

Rook · July 17, 2015, 10:28:37 AM

It's not often a squirrel gets drunk... (Details?)
It's normal for a hungover skunk
When it does it goes nuts,
While the hedgehog just tuts
Details in the link that was lunk.

I've a hankering to hear some new tunes,

Mooncat · July 17, 2015, 10:57:27 AM

I've a hankering to hear some new tunes,
Either with or without the bassoons,

rogerg · July 17, 2015, 02:03:11 PM

I've a hankering to hear some new tunes,
Either with or without the bassoons,
D97's a winner!

JimD · July 17, 2015, 02:20:42 PM

I've a hankering to hear some new tunes,
Either with or without the bassoons,
D97's a winner!
A guaranteed grinner!