ok, so i dont have a prize, other than perhaps a good belly laugh or two....
anyone care to caption this priceless little moment ?
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Quote from: "wickedwitch"ok, so i dont have a prize, other than perhaps a good belly laugh or two....
anyone care to caption this priceless little moment ?
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"I've seen corkscrews straighter than that."
"Look John, Steve charged me 26.50 and a packet of KP Skips for *this* chord!"
"You're pretty good John, but can you hold the guitar pick without using your hands?"
:shock:
" If I bend like this, it makes the girls scream"
"So Dec, these wire things? THEY make the noise?"
"Show me again"
"John, check out my g string"
"give the sound guy a blow job and you too can avoid microphonic squeal next time"
Dec to John "And there you go, that's how I wrote the solo to Black Light Machine...."
John to Dec - can you tell what it is yet?
Helen xxx
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Dec to John ... "See ... she drew a happy smiley face on it .. makes me smile everytime I take a pee !"
JM; It certainly looks like an "Experiment", but I'm not so sure it'll have "Mass Appeal".
So that's how you hit the high notes....
"It's like an Am7add9, only smaller."
JM - ''I thought we had thrown all the Santa hats into the crowd......Oh! we did? On that basis, would you mind giving my instrument a wipe please before giving it back!''
JM: "I know Jem likes shapes but thats f**king preposterous!"
or
"JM: "Give's a go"
Or we could play.....
Spot the Frost*ie
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Here's my entry :-
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Erm...aren't you meant to airbrush out the Frost*ie beforehand for the competition to work?
Quote from: "Pedro"Erm...aren't you meant to airbrush out the Frost*ie beforehand for the competition to work?
But Pedro... he
has!
Quote from: "RacingHippo"Quote from: "Pedro"Erm...aren't you meant to airbrush out the Frost*ie beforehand for the competition to work?
But Pedro... he has!
D'oh! :D
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Dec to John ... "See ... she drew a happy smiley face on it .. makes me smile everytime I take a pee !"
I laughed so hard I cried, that was just to much :shock:
Quote from: "wickedwitch"ok, so i dont have a prize, other than perhaps a good belly laugh or two....
anyone care to caption this priceless little moment ?
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You say it whistles when you do what?
Quote from: "wickedwitch"ok, so i dont have a prize, other than perhaps a good belly laugh or two....
anyone care to caption this priceless little moment ?
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Dec: "Look! No Hands!"
John: "That's just nasty."
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Or ...
Dec to John "Look ... it's magic ... When you rub it, it gets bigger !"
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Or ...
Dec to John "Look ... it's magic ... When you rub it, it gets bigger !"
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Dec to John:
....and I stuck my window cling right....there!
or
....and you allter your expression using this knob instead of your foot?
or
....it's not diminished, the lights are affecting it!
Bloody Hell :shock: and you think that's big??
Dec to JM: It's my weapon of mass appeal.
Quote from: "johninblack"Dec to JM: It's my weapon of mass appeal.
That was the best thing I've read in a while... :mrgreen:
JM to Dec: "I was wondering how you managed to play the whole show without a guitar strap..."
JM: "What's-wh- what is that?"
Dec: : "That my friend, is a dancing balsps."
"Jem, you've taken the man love too far.
Now get your coat!"
Or
"Holy crap Dec. It is laserguided!"
JM: You drilled a hole through your guitar and now it just hangs there!
Or....
JM: to Dec: Now that's what I call A weapon of mass reproduction.
Or....
JM: Bugger me Dec it's huge....What you doing......Noooo I didn't mean it!!
OR...
Dec to JM. Happy Christmas mate!
Quote from: "wickedwitch"ok, so i dont have a prize, other than perhaps a good belly laugh or two....
anyone care to caption this priceless little moment ?
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Wow......that looks like a penis, only smaller!
JM: "...so
that's what was in the suitcase in Pulp Fiction..."
Dec: "... and my other one's got two necks." :shock: I'm referring to the guitar, of course!
Quote from: "Fogeyspasm"Or
"Holy crap Dec. It is laserguided!"
That, Mr. Spasm, takes the biscuit! :lol:
Dec: "...and that's how I managed to keep the fire under control, while at the same time providing a hold for the harness so that the children could evauate the sixth floor of the burning orphanage."
Dec: "You think your TV ariel's impressive, Mitchell? Well how about this...?"
I'm here all night! There're a lot of hours in a night... ;)
Given how little willy-waving actually occurs in Frost*, should we all take a deep breath and step aside from the obvious comedy gravity-well?
"So, if you add the wasabi here, and then roll like this, and briskly slice with a *very* sharp knife - you can see it says 'Kidderminster' all the way through."
Dec to Mitchell
"No this is a F# 13#11 !!"
I'll get me coat.....