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[tigermoth]

So Jem's been playing the Stick?He's so good it makes one quite sick
He's so good it makes one quite sick

[Mikey]

So Jem's been playing the Stick?
He's so good it makes one quite sick
He's a mighty smart fella

[Rook]

So Jem's been playing the Stick?
He's so good it makes one quite sick
He's a mighty smart fella,
And his music is stellar,

[Renters]

So Jem's been playing the Stick?
He's so good it makes one quite sick
He's a mighty smart fella,
And his music is stellar,
It's a shame that his head is so slick

Cheap shot to make limerick rhyme

[Trapezium Artist]

Cheap shot to make limerick rhyme,
Just think of that head slicked with slime,

[D S]

Cheap shot to make limerick rhyme,
Just think of that head slicked with slime,
I'll pass on that thought,

[Renters]

Cheap shot to make limerick rhyme,
Just think of that head slicked with slime,
I'll pass on that thought,
But will all come to naught,

[Trapezium Artist]

Cheap shot to make limerick rhyme,
Just think of that head slicked with slime,
I'll pass on that thought,
But will all come to naught,
As the clock ticks in 7/8 time.

Northern nights are now fair drawing in,

[johninblack]

Northern nights are now fair drawing in,
It's getting late early, drink gin!

[owen]

Northern nights are now fair drawing in,
It's getting late early, drink gin!
I'd rather have Scotch

[Rook]

Northern nights are now fair drawing in,
It's getting late early, drink gin!
I'd rather have Scotch
As I sit back and watch,

[Trapezium Artist]

Northern nights are now fair drawing in,
It's getting late early, drink gin!
I'd rather have Scotch
As I sit back and watch,
The Euros head for a Ryder Cup win.

I hope I ain't spoken too soon, 

[johninblack]

I hope I ain't spoken too soon,
But it looks like we've gone lost the Moon,

[D S]

I hope I ain't spoken too soon,
But it looks like we've gone lost the Moon,
We've kept the cup,

[RacingHippo]

I hope I ain't spoken too soon,
But it looks like we've gone lost the Moon,
We've kept the cup,
Things are looking up!