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Title: the naming problem...
Post by: drblowthingsup on August 27, 2009, 11:19:41 AM
long story short, me and my new prog metal band are STILL looking for a good name after about 3 months :(
weve been through many incarnations and the best we had was 'beyond reason' which might not work seein as it seems quite common for bands to be called that ¬¬ lol
we might keep it though, as it hsas several kind of injokes meanings :D
but does anyone have any other ideas?
Title: Re: the naming problem...
Post by: catherine on August 27, 2009, 12:56:03 PM
This site (//http://www.bandnamemaker.com/) is what you need...

it came up with a work of genius today (which I am inclined to use for my own purposes):

Benevolent Teapot
Title: Re: the naming problem...
Post by: D S on August 27, 2009, 01:12:43 PM
Quote from: "catherine"This site (//http://www.bandnamemaker.com/) is what you need...

it came up with a work of genius today (which I am inclined to use for my own purposes):

Benevolent Teapot
Heh!
Here are some of the titles it produced for me:-

Heroic Baby
Loony Misfortune
Doubting Mutilation
Left-wing Sidekick
Interactive Aisle
Relationship Of The Icky Kiss
Tribe Fixture And The Unwilling Wax
Glowing Koala
Harmonic Slag And The Splinter
Holy Ruptured
Entangled Darkness Of The Pointy Thrust
Medicated Worm And The Compressed Pod
Pumping Einstein
Political Cretin Of The Stock Video
Truncated Dwarf
Rash Of The Bong
Black Erson And The Undercover Beaver
Eleventh Degree Of The Pretentious Llama

I like this site!  :lol:
Title: Re: the naming problem...
Post by: Gandalf1986 on August 27, 2009, 01:20:01 PM
I vote for Glowing Koala! :D

But I think Hiatus Of Ballad could work! :)
Title: Re: the naming problem...
Post by: gr8gonzo on August 27, 2009, 01:35:03 PM
I'd go with Pleasurable Attorney (say what?), keeping epo's comment as part of the name.  :D

Actually, I've always thought the words that came up on Word Captcha sounded like band names - somewhat similar results as that other site.

P.S. - Am I the only one who saw 'hsas' in that post and thought of Hagar, et al?
Title: Re: the naming problem...
Post by: EvilDragon on August 27, 2009, 02:10:27 PM
Hahaha, what a fun site! I got:

Toilet Velcro (you gotta use this!)
Stumbling Amplitude
Quadrant Of Pain
Pleased Calamity Of The Diabolical Yogurt (oh lord.... :D)
Nameless Ignorance
Chimp Health (awesome XD)
Massage Notice
Screwed Unborn
Robot Crisis
Eclectic Sahara (actually a good one!)
Online Bulldog
Unforgettable Gig (also a valid one :P)
Einstein Of Glorified
Oral Tragedy And The Gerbil Tube (:?)

etc. This site is gold! Bookmark'd!
Title: Re: the naming problem...
Post by: catherine on August 27, 2009, 03:24:14 PM
I know, it's strangely compulsive.

Crayon Platoon (where the military learn to do colouring-in)
Seeing Ego (I wonder if it's the sister band to Blind Ego?)
Seventh Birth (what was wrong with the first six?)
Whim Of The Radioactive Puma
Meaty Hurricane
Manly Uprising (oo-er)
Fractional Snort (oh, go on, just a small one then)
Professional Squid (I can't abide those amateur ones)
Storage Kiwi Of The Blended Day (that's where you keep your smoothies, I suppose)
Plastic Afro (this one could be for Serfox's pop outpourings)
Cruise Of The Raspberry (which has something of the Two Ronnies about it, I feel).
Title: Re: the naming problem...
Post by: Geetar on August 27, 2009, 03:52:06 PM
It's a bit like the game of thinking up new names for Culture ships in Iain M. Banks novels.
Title: Re: the naming problem...
Post by: drblowthingsup on August 27, 2009, 06:44:29 PM
haha this is GENIUS! you deserve a medal. lol
i got a brilliant old school prog one about a psychadelic gnome loll
and i got very immature... and produced THIS!
Truly Erection
Erection Behind Grace
Erection Dogma
Erection Of The Faded Suicide
Erection Uranium
Erection Lunch Of The Seamless Freeway
Erection Portal
Losing Erection (easily the best :D)
Erection Gangster And The Seething Coaster
Advanced Erection
Title: Re: the naming problem...
Post by: Geetar on August 27, 2009, 07:55:14 PM
Yes, well, ahem....


Moving swiftly on :|
Title: Re: the naming problem...
Post by: johninblack on August 27, 2009, 10:28:58 PM
Quote from: "drblowthingsup"haha this is GENIUS! you deserve a medal. lol
i got a brilliant old school prog one about a psychadelic gnome loll
and i got very immature... and produced THIS!
Truly Erection
Erection Behind Grace
Erection Dogma
Erection Of The Faded Suicide
Erection Uranium
Erection Lunch Of The Seamless Freeway
Erection Portal
Losing Erection (easily the best :D)
Erection Gangster And The Seething Coaster
Advanced Erection
Erection Detection?
Title: Re: the naming problem...
Post by: SerFox on August 28, 2009, 02:08:59 AM
I wish to coin 'Project Money' for my next solo album title. :lol:

Quote from: "cath"Plastic Afro (this one could be for Serfox's pop outpourings)

Yes yes yes! :D
Title: Re: the naming problem...
Post by: catherine on August 28, 2009, 10:10:24 AM
You do realise that you'll need a total restyling to go with such a hip and trendy name?

Something like this for the hair...
(//http://www.cynical-c.com/archives/bloggraphics/afro4.jpg)

and then

(//http://blog.modernmechanix.com/mags/qf/c/PopularMechanics/2-1954/med_plastic_coveralls.jpg)

but without the hat...
Title: Re: the naming problem...
Post by: Mouse on August 28, 2009, 11:13:03 AM
I'm definitely going to be using this to see if I can get anything new for my band! I've come across some interesting ones:

Gaseous Moth
Vulcan Aesthete And The Lake
Futuristic Screech (that's Hawkwind, innit?)
Charcoal Matter
Consumed Back (quite Metal sounding, that one!)
Consulting Rocket And The Glue (I believe this was the house band on Blue Peter  8-) )
Primal Sewage (eww)
Wang Of The Cotton ( :lol: )
Relationship Of Woodland (Folk band, anyone?)
Erotic Smile (er, no)
Fractured Thrill

This is too fun!  :D
Title: Re: the naming problem...
Post by: Mouse on August 28, 2009, 11:15:38 AM
The next search produced Stoned Invasion, which is Hawkwind again I believe. There's also Blade Potential and Hardcore Pop (Serfox calling, maybe?  :P ).
Title: Re: the naming problem...
Post by: catherine on August 28, 2009, 11:32:38 AM
Mouse, I offer you these as a gift...

Aquatic Blush Of The Screeching Lollipop
Burnt Enema
Trumpet Of The Grim
Healthy Distraction
Contra Filth
Twilight Pressure
Friend Of Pissing
Pernicious Thing And The Drooling Humanity
Strategic Arse Of The Refried Pluto
Title: Re: the naming problem...
Post by: catherine on August 28, 2009, 06:16:16 PM
Quote from: "eponymous"Just got my favourite so far...

Kung-fu Vampire

That'll have the kids lining up for tickets for sure!  :D

Especially with their 2 support acts:

Belly Scissors
and
Mildew Goose.

If either of them can't play, Farting Aphrodisiac have gamely volunteered to step in.
Title: Re: the naming problem...
Post by: Trapezium Artist on August 28, 2009, 06:37:05 PM
Quote from: "eponymous"Just got my favourite so far...

Kung-fu Vampire

That'll have the kids lining up for tickets for sure!  :D

Has to be a cover of two tracks by Ash, surely  :D

(Kung-Fu from 1977 and Vampire Love from Meltdown; hugely under-rated band IMHO, albeit not exactly prog  :shock: )
Title: Re: the naming problem...
Post by: Mouse on August 28, 2009, 10:44:17 PM
Some new entries into the fray:

Magical Pear
Condor Of The Molester
Crude Investment And The Automatic Torment
Limpy Hamster And The Psycho Examination
Flogging Of The Supernatural
Cock Facility
Crunch Of The Under-Paid Vector
Hump Crisis
Sponge Collection
Sperm Of The Abraham
Quad Relationship And The Headache Esteem
Stool Gin
Sword Near Ass
Cream Of The Tense Abyss
Loveless Elton And The Bottom
Mammoth Viagra
Philosophy Christ Of The Exploding Phenomenon

May God have mercy on our souls.  :shock: