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I just hope the rumours about Andy Edwards splitting up aren't true...

Well done Karl - but actually you're the second person to order !!

You will of course get a couple of lovely window clings, at least.  Plus a big kiss on the envelope from TLD!

JJJ

Evocative smell, too.  Swarfega, that is, not Godfreyness.

Mind you...

Plates?  I tend to pop my hand underneath - that way you get all the crumbs....

Help! I've got a very hot pussy.

It's raining now.  Why, you forgot your coat again?

I hope you've still got the gloves attached by the piece of string...

Can you put the cat out please?

Please listen to my new band, Panadol.  Like a cross between Rick Parfitt and Calista Flockhart.  

Can I say Flockhart?

JJJ