Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 1580 Limericks!!)

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rogerg

#660
April 22, 2009, 01:25:01 PM
The students return here next week,
the courageous, the goofy, the meek
So mind how you go
Or soon you will know
that the study tables aren't really teak!




my son's been accepted to college!

L33VEY

#661
April 22, 2009, 01:26:37 PM
my son's been accepted to college!
I must have passed on all my knowledge
Currently playing in The Frost*mobile:  Frost* Day and Age

catherine

#662
April 22, 2009, 02:39:26 PM
my son's been accepted to college!
I must have passed on all my knowledge
He's studying Science

Trapezium Artist

#663
April 22, 2009, 03:52:50 PM
my son's been accepted to college!
I must have passed on all my knowledge,
He's studying Science,
To invent an appliance,

rogerg

#664
April 22, 2009, 04:50:39 PM
my son's been accepted to college!
I must have passed on all my knowledge,
He's studying Science,
To invent an appliance,
and support me in my retire-age!
 8-)




he's gone into video gaming

Brom

#665
April 23, 2009, 04:03:31 AM
He's gone into video gaming
Which pays more than animal taming
I am out of the office. Messages can be left with Mr. C Lyons on 020 7722 3333

FantomG

#666
April 23, 2009, 08:27:26 AM
He's gone into video gaming,
Which pays more than animal taming,
Creating virtual life,

Nellie

#667
April 23, 2009, 10:22:09 AM
He's gone into video gaming,
Which pays more than animal taming,
Creating virtual life,
And a huge, buxom wife,
It's in the post!

Trapezium Artist

#668
April 23, 2009, 10:35:55 AM
He's gone into video gaming,
Which pays more than animal taming,
Creating virtual life,
And a huge, buxom wife,
And Susan Boyle he will her be naming.

Ooh, that's current affairs for ye, and to continue the theme, try this one  :D

His wife thinks she's a very good singer,

Pedro

#669
April 23, 2009, 12:35:26 PM
*hopes this doesn't get unnecessarily nasty....
"Putting food on the table is more important than 7/8"

rogerg

#670
April 23, 2009, 02:43:32 PM
His wife thinks she's a very good singer,
though a bit like a telephone ringer

Hedgehog

#671
April 23, 2009, 04:12:51 PM
His wife thinks she's a very good singer,
Though a bit like a telephone ringer,
She's shrill and she's loud,
" It\'s not easy keeping someone trapped in your granny\'s flat..................... "

catherine

#672
April 23, 2009, 06:23:59 PM
His wife thinks she's a very good singer,
Though a bit like a telephone ringer,
She's shrill and she's loud,
But she impresses the crowd,

Pedro

#673
April 23, 2009, 09:17:07 PM
His wife thinks she's a very good singer,
Though a bit like a telephone ringer,
She's shrill and she's loud,
But she impresses the crowd,
Hope she likes the limelight it'll bring 'er.


I can't wait for Saturday's gig
"Putting food on the table is more important than 7/8"

Nellie

#674
April 23, 2009, 10:14:41 PM
I can't wait for Saturday's gig,
I'm doing a peculiar jig,
It's in the post!
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