Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 1580 Limericks!!)

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Pedro

#780
May 12, 2009, 10:46:52 PM
It seems Jem is without his Sky Plus,
Better cover our ears, lest he cuss
You don't need a telly,
Jem, listen to Nellie,
"Putting food on the table is more important than 7/8"

FantomG

#781
May 12, 2009, 11:12:16 PM
It seems Jem is without his Sky Plus,
Better cover our ears, lest he cuss
You don't need a telly,
Jem, listen to Nellie,
See Heroes on iPlayer, no fuss!


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I'm going to see the new Star Trek,

RacingHippo

#782
May 13, 2009, 09:41:24 AM
Quote from: "The Frost*ington Witmesiters"It seems Jem is without his Sky Plus,
Better cover our ears, lest he cuss
You don't need a telly,
Jem, listen to Nellie,
See Heroes on iPlayer, no fuss!
One of the best yet! Bravo chaps!


I'm going to see the new Star Trek,
Just call me a geek, what the heck!
* May contain nuts.

catherine

#783
May 13, 2009, 10:43:38 AM
I'm going to see the new Star Trek,
Just call me a geek, what the heck!
I've always loved Spock

RacingHippo

#784
May 13, 2009, 12:11:55 PM
I'm going to see the new Star Trek,
Just call me a geek, what the heck!
I've always loved Spock
With that beard, he can rock!
* May contain nuts.

catherine

#785
May 13, 2009, 01:23:33 PM
I'm going to see the new Star Trek,
Just call me a geek, what the heck!
I've always loved Spock
With that beard, he can rock!
But should he audition for Shrek?

A FROST*Fest t-shirt would be great

Nellie

#786
May 13, 2009, 08:58:02 PM
A FROST*Fest t-shirt would be great
But change the Home page, there's a mate,
It's in the post!

catherine

#787
May 13, 2009, 11:28:21 PM
A FROST*Fest t-shirt would be great
But change the Home page, there's a mate,
That news has got old,

Mouse

#788
May 14, 2009, 12:47:08 AM
A FROST*Fest t-shirt would be great
But change the Home page, there's a mate,
That news has got old
Thanks to MySpace uploads

RacingHippo

#789
May 14, 2009, 02:40:25 PM
A FROST*Fest t-shirt would be great
But change the Home page, there's a mate,
That news has got old
Thanks to MySpace uploads
Unless you might do one more date...?


Some new DT songs have been heard
* May contain nuts.

drblowthingsup

#790
May 15, 2009, 12:18:10 AM
Some new DT songs have been heard,
though john's solos are getting absurd

Hedgehog

#791
May 15, 2009, 07:38:41 AM
Some new DT songs have been heard,
Though John's solos are getting absurd,
He squeals and he shreds,
" It\'s not easy keeping someone trapped in your granny\'s flat..................... "

FantomG

#792
May 15, 2009, 08:09:26 AM
Some new DT songs have been heard,
Though John's solos are getting absurd,
He squeals and he shreds,
like drilling through y'heads,

Mouse

#793
May 15, 2009, 12:56:15 PM
Some new DT songs have been heard,
Though John's solos are getting absurd,
He squeals and he shreds,
like drilling through y'heads,
And turning y'brains to lemon curd.

More keyboards would be my cure for that.  ;)  Onto the next one...

It's raining today in my town

L33VEY

#794
May 15, 2009, 01:51:59 PM
It's raining today in my town
And the ground's so hard we may drown
Currently playing in The Frost*mobile:  Frost* Day and Age
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