Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 1580 Limericks!!)

[gabrielkfl]

Bill's new albums cost a fair penny,
Penny's not for sale (nor is Jenny)
Or Nellie for that matter

[rogerg]

Bill's new albums cost a fair penny,
Penny's not for sale (nor is Jenny)
Or Nellie for that matter
er, try the Mad Hatter?

[JimD]

Bill's new albums cost a fair penny,
Penny's not for sale (nor is Jenny)
Or Nellie for that matter
er, try the Mad Hatter?
Or..hey! OMG they killed Kenny!

A seasoned pro drummer called Andy

[tigermoth]

A seasoned pro drummer called Andy
Played several fills that were dandy,

[rogerg]

A seasoned pro drummer called Andy
Played several fills that were dandy,
he diddled his para

[RacingHippo]

A seasoned pro drummer called Andy
Played several fills that were dandy,
he diddled his para
With Jem and Steve Lazza*


* It's artistic license, OK?

[tigermoth]

A seasoned pro drummer called Andy
Played several fills that were dandy,
he diddled his para
With Jem and Steve Lazza*
I wouldn't mind 'im in my band ee!

Said the Yorkshire man sat at the back,

[Rook]

Said the Yorkshire man sat at the back,
I've a good pile o' spuds in't sack,




* if I am way off the Yorkshire dialect feel free to adjust or replace this line as needed.

[Mikey]

Said the Yorkshire man sat at the back,
I've a good pile o' spuds in't sack,
Are you taking the Mick?

[RacingHippo]

Said the Yorkshire man sat at the back,
I've a good pile o' spuds in't sack,
Me flat cap an' whippet

* if I am way off the Yorkshire dialect feel free to adjust or replace this line as needed.

Nay lad. Tha's reet.

[tigermoth]

Split i'll be damned!
Said the Yorkshire man sat at the back,
I've a good pile o' spuds in't sack,
Are you taking the Mick?
Oops lets run fr it quick,

Quote
Said the Yorkshire man sat at the back,
I've a good pile o' spuds in't sack,
Me flat cap an' whippet
Naa then thee, just zip it!

[Mikey]

Sorry, hang on.....it were Ippo not me 

[RacingHippo]

#1250
Said the Yorkshire man sat at the back,
I've a good pile o' spuds in't sack,
Are you taking the Mick?
Oops lets run for it quick,
And hide behind the school bike rack.

Said the Yorkshire man sat at the back,
I've a good pile o' spuds in't sack,
Me flat cap an' whippet
Naa then thee, just zip it!
'Fore t' lad gi's us all a reet smack.


Sorry, hang on.....it were Ippo not me
Said Mikey, over a glass of Chablis

[Mikey]

Sorry, hang on.....it were Ippo not me
Said Mikey, over a glass of Chablis
It's drinks all around

[Rook]

Sorry, hang on.....it were Ippo not me
Said Mikey, over a glass of Chablis
It's drinks all around,
You irascible hound,