Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 1580 Limericks!!)

[Mikey]

At least mine had the right number of syllables 

[RobRideout]

I just watched some chickens a-bleating,
I think it was seeds they were eating

[tigermoth]

At least mine had the right number of syllables 
Sausages, bacon and steak could be described as grillables


I just watched some chickens a-bleating,
I think it was seeds they were eating
Did you notice the cock?

[owen]

At least mine had the right number of syllables 
Sausages, bacon and steak could be described as grillables
There ain't such a word
So don't be absurd


I just watched some chickens a-bleating,
I think it was seeds they were eating
Did you notice the cock?
was that Jem you did mock?

[Rook]

At least mine had the right number of syllables
Sausages, bacon and steak could be described as grillables
Now its getting a bit ridiculous,


I just watched some chickens a-bleating,
I think it was seeds they were eating
Did you notice the cock?
I thought chickens said "BOK!"

[gabrielkfl]

Double split!

[RobRideout]

I just watched some chickens a-bleating,
I think it was seeds they were eating
Did you notice the cock?
I thought chickens said "BOK!"
... I'm getting confused so I'm cheating.

I'm liking this RPM challenge

[owen]

I'm liking this RPM challenge
To rhyme with that makes me extend my phalange

[RacingHippo]

At least mine had the right number of syllables 
Sausages, bacon and steak could be described as grillables
There ain't such a word
So don't be absurd
You're wasting my time, which is billable!


I just watched some chickens a-bleating,
I think it was seeds they were eating
Did you notice the cock?
was that Jem you did mock?
Surely not, with this vid he's us treating.


At least mine had the right number of syllables
Sausages, bacon and steak could be described as grillables
Now its getting a bit ridiculous,
These rhymes are hardly meticulous


I'm liking this RPM challenge
To rhyme with that makes me extend my phalange
That's part of the fun

[tigermoth]

At least mine had the right number of syllables
Sausages, bacon and steak could be described as grillables
Now its getting a bit ridiculous,
These rhymes are hardly meticulous
Yes, indeed, I think at this point I'd find it preferable to be watching a movy featuring Ben Stillerbles!


I'm liking this RPM challenge
To rhyme with that makes me extend my phalange
That's part of the fun
You've embarrassed that Nun

[RobRideout]

I'm liking this RPM challenge
To rhyme with that makes me extend my phalange
That's part of the fun
You've embarrassed that Nun
But this is more than I can manage!

Phew, I'm glad that one's over

[owen]

"Phew, I'm glad that one's over"
Said the actress to the bishop, in Dover

[tigermoth]

"Phew, I'm glad that one's over"
Said the actress to the bishop, in Dover
She said "My name's Eileen"

[Mikey]

"Phew, I'm glad that one's over"
Said the actress to the bishop, in Dover
She said "My name's Eileen"
A beautiful prom Queen

[tigermoth]

#1280
"Phew, I'm glad that one's over"
Said the actress to the bishop, in Dover
She said "My name's Eileen"
A beautiful prom Queen
She got squashed by a giant pavlova

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