Happy Cheese Rolling!!

[Mouse]

They're floaty light and I find them somewhat disappointing.  :?

I prefer Wotsits.  

[EVP]

I come from the land of of Gouda, but i never heard of cheese rolling? It sounds rather funny. It it like curling but that with cheese?

One click is all you need.

http://www.cheese-rolling.co.uk/

[Bokkie]

Thanks EVP. I really want to understand. You roll the cheese and than you run in pursuit of the cheese and than? what happens than? Do you outrun the cheese? do you catch the cheese before it's down hill?

I see why this won't work over here... we lack hills.

[Pedro]

Thanks EVP. I really want to understand. You roll the cheese and than you run in pursuit of the cheese and than? what happens than? Do you outrun the cheese? do you catch the cheese before it's down hill?

I see why this won't work over here... we lack hills.

...and, I suspect, you know the true purpose of cheese!

[Mouse]

...and, I suspect, you know the true purpose of cheese!

Is it to carve little figurines of world championship golf players from it?

[RacingHippo]

...and, I suspect, you know the true purpose of cheese!

Is it to carve little figurines of world championship golf players from it?

No, that's a bat of putter.

[drblowthingsup]

they should do a really slow one with cream cheese. where it just droops down the hill and some really old people can chase after it

[Pedro]

...and, I suspect, you know the true purpose of cheese!

Is it to carve little figurines of world championship golf players from it?

You mean like Monterey Jack Nicklaus and Camembert-nard Langer?

@RH: LOL...inspired!  

@DrBTU: like Philadelphia? (the cheese not the chaser, of course)

[catherine]

they should do a really slow one with cream cheese. where it just droops down the hill and some really old people can chase after it

That might be better as a totally relaxed French version, with a really ripe Brie or Camembert! And, of course, a couple of glasses of wine.

Or, I suppose, you could have the slimmers' version, with cottage cheese... going even further, you could have a modified version of greyhound racing, where a pot of cottage cheese replaces the electric hare and six slavering dieters are released to chase it round a track... first one to catch it can eat it!

[RacingHippo]

You mean like Monterey Jack Nicklaus and Camembert-nard Langer?

@RH: LOL...inspired!  

Why, thank you.
I thought I'd better get one in before you came along with something far better... which, of course, you duly obliged us with

The best I could think of was Tiger Applewoods.