Aoplogies to anyone who's seen this before, or finds them ever so slightly offensive, but these are funny :D
I resent that! :D
But then ask my hubby I am not a typical woman
Quote from: "MrsJiB"I resent that! :D
But then ask my hubby I am not a typical woman
How could a "normal" woman ever have married me. :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
When I read the title of this thread, one word sprang to mind:
Beer!
Does that mean I'm a man?
This clearly requires a more serious test:
What comes to mind when you hear the word "shopping" ?
Quote from: "Geetar"This clearly requires a more serious test:
What comes to mind when you hear the word " " ?
??
Try again mate, didn't hear a thing....
Quote from: "Geetar"This clearly requires a more serious test:
What comes to mind when you hear the word "shopping" ?
"Ooh! Vinyl!"
Quote from: "Philadelphia"Quote from: "Geetar"This clearly requires a more serious test:
What comes to mind when you hear the word "shopping" ?
"Ooh! Vinyl!"
My kind of woman...
:D
Quote from: "Geetar"This clearly requires a more serious test:
What comes to mind when you hear the word "shopping" ?
Guitars, CDs, music...
Quote from: "Geetar"This clearly requires a more serious test:
What comes to mind when you hear the word "shopping" ?
Wine, :roll: I'm afraid.
Why am I not allowed to have a Cosmopolitan then?
Quote from: "Philadelphia"Quote from: "Geetar"This clearly requires a more serious test:
What comes to mind when you hear the word "shopping" ?
"Ooh! Vinyl!"
"....and in my size, too...."
Quote from: "Pedro"Quote from: "Philadelphia"Quote from: "Geetar"This clearly requires a more serious test:
What comes to mind when you hear the word "shopping" ?
"Ooh! Vinyl!"
"....and in my size, too...."
Twelve or seven inch?
(you set 'em up, I'll knock 'em in. ;-) )
Quote from: "tomskerous"Quote from: "Pedro"Quote from: "Philadelphia"Quote from: "Geetar"This clearly requires a more serious test:
What comes to mind when you hear the word "shopping" ?
"Ooh! Vinyl!"
"....and in my size, too...."
Twelve or seven inch?
Nah,
size two!(//http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/44257000/jpg/_44257193_lithograph_tworonnies.jpg)
And I got a load of stick last time I posted this.
What a difference a week or two makes:
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Mine's a Raspberry Champagne Spider cocktail.
And a beer chaser.
i'm a little confused by her forearm hair.... :shock:
@tom - because it's a girls drink. xx
He's hoping for some sex in the City....
Quote from: "Geetar"He's hoping for some sex in the City....
wouldnt that be rather cold? i'd rather have it at home. i'm old fashioned that way! :twisted:
Quote from: "wickedwitch"Quote from: "Geetar"He's hoping for some sex in the City....
wouldnt that be rather cold? i'd rather have it at home. i'm old fashioned that way! :twisted:
I managed to do it near the Colisseum... 8-)
oh thats just SO touristy!!! :twisted:
Quote from: "Gandalf1986"Quote from: "wickedwitch"Quote from: "Geetar"He's hoping for some sex in the City....
wouldnt that be rather cold? i'd rather have it at home. i'm old fashioned that way! :twisted:
I managed to do it near the Colisseum... 8-)
"Managed" to do it?????
It was probably a management level position he was trying for.
On the boardroom table, that sort of thing?? :shock:
How did this thread get so rude ? :D
Cos that's what goes thru your mind when you're asked out for a drink
Quote from: "Geetar"It was probably a management level position he was trying for.
:lol:
Sorta...
If I got asked out for a drink I'd get confused and scared, because no-one ever, ever, asks me out for a drink.
Which is probably for the best as I don't like most alcohol and conversation would be horrific if you don't like Pink Floyd... ;)