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RacingHippo

#5895
July 31, 2015, 06:36:11 PM
Has anyone seen my spare hat?
It's being shagged by your Siamese cat
If you must wear a Davy Crockett
* May contain nuts.

Mikey

#5896
July 31, 2015, 09:26:02 PM
Has anyone seen my spare hat?
It's being shagged by your Siamese cat
If you must wear a Davy Crockett
Put the cat in your pocket
I used to have a signature

tigermoth

#5897
August 01, 2015, 03:39:43 PM
Has anyone seen my spare hat?
It's being shagged by your Siamese cat
If you must wear a Davy Crockett
Put the cat in your pocket
I tried, but the damn cat panicked. :)

Wow, that one got a bit random

Mikey

#5898
August 01, 2015, 04:27:28 PM
Wow, that one got a bit random
my thoughts were whilst riding a tandem
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johninblack

#5899
August 01, 2015, 07:54:33 PM
Wow, that one got a bit random
my thoughts were whilst riding a tandem
We'll keep this one clean?
"F#?K OFF, GRANDAD!!!!"

Mikey

#5900
August 01, 2015, 08:01:06 PM
Wow, that one got a bit random
my thoughts were whilst riding a tandem
We'll keep this one clean?
Are you having a dream?
I used to have a signature

johninblack

#5901
August 02, 2015, 01:28:30 AM
Wow, that one got a bit random
my thoughts were whilst riding a tandem
We'll keep this one clean?
Are you having a dream?
No, I'm just drowing in fandom.



There's good gigs happening in Liecester,
"F#?K OFF, GRANDAD!!!!"

Mikey

#5902
August 02, 2015, 01:09:37 PM
There's good gigs happening in Liecester,
is that a suburb of Leicester?
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Trapezium Artist

#5903
August 02, 2015, 01:26:11 PM
There's good gigs happening in Liecester,
is that a suburb of Leicester?
They're different, yet rhyme,    ???

Mikey

#5904
August 02, 2015, 02:34:35 PM
There's good gigs happening in Liecester,
is that a suburb of Leicester?
They're different, yet rhyme,
We do every time                                           (almost)
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JimD

#5905
August 03, 2015, 08:56:34 AM
There's good gigs happening in Liecester,
is that a suburb of Leicester?
They're different, yet rhyme,
We do every time                                           (almost)
Did you know that the cellulose ester...

...Has a use in extrusion blow-moulding?
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Mikey

#5906
August 03, 2015, 01:20:25 PM
...Has a use in extrusion blow-moulding?
is it something that's folding?
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RacingHippo

#5907
August 03, 2015, 05:05:42 PM
...Has a use in extrusion blow-moulding?
is it something that's folding?
It sounds a bit rude
* May contain nuts.

Mikey

#5908
August 03, 2015, 05:07:32 PM
...Has a use in extrusion blow-moulding?
is it something that's folding?
It sounds a bit rude
You're just an old prude
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Rook

#5909
August 03, 2015, 07:36:40 PM
...Has a use in extrusion blow-moulding?
is it something that's folding?
It sounds a bit rude
You're just an old prude
In need of a very sound scolding.

Consider yourself scolded now, sir!
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