Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 1580 Limericks!!)

Started by Brom, March 08, 2009, 08:43:03 PM

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RacingHippo

Oh to be an e-Baying bidder,
And grab some Frost* stuff for five quid, or
* May contain nuts.

rogerg

Oh to be an e-Baying bidder,
And grab some Frost* stuff for five quid, or
a dollar or ten

Nellie

Oh to be an e-Baying bidder,
And grab some Frost* stuff for five quid, or
a dollar or ten
(We're not taking Yen)
It's in the post!

Pedro

Oh to be an e-Baying bidder,
And grab some Frost* stuff for five quid, or
a dollar or ten
(We're not taking Yen)
But I bet, for enough, you'd consider!



Seeing nice things for sale makes me greedy
"Putting food on the table is more important than 7/8"

Mouse

Seeing nice things for sale makes me greedy
It all should sell quite easily

Nellie

Seeing nice things for sale makes me greedy
It all should sell quite easily
Less than 3 days to go
It's in the post!

RacingHippo

Seeing nice things for sale makes me greedy
It all should sell quite easily
Less than 3 days to go
Will I win? I don't know.
* May contain nuts.

sawtooth

Seeing nice things for sale makes me greedy
It all should sell quite easily
Less than 3 days to go
Will I win? I don't know
Cos the last bids will come in quite speedy


The backdrop would look good in my hall

Pedro

"The backdrop would look good in my hall"
Albert said and gave Nellie a call
"Putting food on the table is more important than 7/8"

FantomG

"The backdrop would look good in my hall"
Albert said and gave Nellie a call
Outbid on the USBs

johninblack

"The backdrop would look good in my hall"
Albert said and gave Nellie a call
Outbid on the USBs
but not on CD's
"F#?K OFF, GRANDAD!!!!"

Mouse

"The backdrop would look good in my hall"
Albert said and gave Nellie a call
Outbid on the USBs
but not on CD's
You beat us who could bid sod all

....

When Jem recieved a circuit bent Furby

RacingHippo

When Jem recieved a circuit bent Furby
He connected it to a hurdy-gurdy
* May contain nuts.

L33VEY

When Jem received a circuit bent Furby
He connected it to a hurdy-gurdy
A "fizz" was followed by "BANG"!
Currently playing in The Frost*mobile:  Frost* Day and Age

Pedro

When Jem received a circuit bent Furby
He connected it to a hurdy-gurdy
A "fizz" followed "BANG"!
The whole thing went "Twang!"
"Putting food on the table is more important than 7/8"