Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 1580 Limericks!!)

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Dave M

#120
March 13, 2009, 04:27:50 PM
Whilst reading the posts on this forum
What struck me was the lack of decorum
... it was like watching a peach jelly f##k a steel drum ..  

Brom

#121
March 13, 2009, 05:56:04 PM
Whilst reading the posts on this forum
What struck me was the lack of decorum
There's no sense of order
I am out of the office. Messages can be left with Mr. C Lyons on 020 7722 3333

Tricky

#122
March 13, 2009, 06:19:42 PM
Whilst reading the posts on this forum
What struck me was the lack of decorum
There's no sense of order
If you're north of the border
When the future\'s looking dark, we\'re the ones who have to shine...

catherine

#123
March 13, 2009, 06:40:59 PM
Whilst reading the posts on this forum
What struck me was the lack of decorum
There's no sense of order
If you're north of the border
Or you're south of it, just like Santorum*

*you'll have to look that one up for yourselves; it was a new one for me. My apologies to the easily offended.

catherine

#124
March 13, 2009, 06:41:59 PM
i get to start one!

While playing Frost* loud in the car,

L33VEY

#125
March 13, 2009, 06:52:04 PM
While playing Frost* loud in the car,
The great music is heard from afar,
Currently playing in The Frost*mobile:  Frost* Day and Age

RacingHippo

#126
March 13, 2009, 08:16:42 PM
While playing Frost* loud in the car,
The great music is heard from afar,
With windows wound down,
* May contain nuts.

Bokkie

#127
March 13, 2009, 08:33:25 PM
Quote from: "catherine"Whilst reading the posts on this forum
What struck me was the lack of decorum
There's no sense of order
If you're north of the border
Or you're south of it, just like Santorum*

*you'll have to look that one up for yourselves; it was a new one for me. My apologies to the easily offended.

I had to look it up as well. Disturbing :shock:
If wishes where horses, we\'re all been eating steak.

Brom

#128
March 13, 2009, 09:45:01 PM
While playing Frost* loud in the car,
The great music is heard from afar,
With windows wound down,
It blasts round the town,
I am out of the office. Messages can be left with Mr. C Lyons on 020 7722 3333

wickedwitch

#129
March 13, 2009, 10:23:27 PM
While playing Frost* loud in the car,
The great music is heard from afar,
With windows wound down,
It blasts round the town,
and cleanses your teeth of tartar

The frosties, on friday thirteenth...

Nellie

#130
March 13, 2009, 10:43:32 PM
Quote from: "catherine"Whilst reading the posts on this forum
What struck me was the lack of decorum
There's no sense of order
If you're north of the border
Or you're south of it, just like Santorum*

*you'll have to look that one up for yourselves; it was a new one for me. My apologies to the easily offended.
That's gross!
It's in the post!

rogerg

#131
March 13, 2009, 11:36:42 PM
The frosties, on friday thirteenth...
said lispingly, "look! there's a fiendth!"

RacingHippo

#132
March 14, 2009, 12:21:47 AM
The frosties, on friday thirteenth...
said lispingly, "look! there's a fiendth!"
They twembled and thuddered,
* May contain nuts.

Mouse

#133
March 14, 2009, 01:32:10 AM
The frosties, on friday thirteenth...
said lispingly, "look! there's a fiendth!"
They twembled and thuddered,
Then hid in a cupboard,

(Kudos to Roger on his inventiveness!)

johninblack

#134
March 14, 2009, 06:03:35 AM
The frosties, on friday thirteenth...
said lispingly, "look! there's a fiendth!"
They twembled and thuddered,
Then hid in a cupboard,
Till Jem jumped out and said "Gotcha all, it's only the twelth!
"F#?K OFF, GRANDAD!!!!"
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