Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 1580 Limericks!!)

[D S]

There once was a Python called Monty,
Who played the drums with Jean Luc Ponty,
Whilst having no arms,

[owen]

There once was a Python called Monty,
Who played the drums with Jean Luc Ponty,
Whilst having no arms
Or noticeable charms

[rogerg]

There once was a Python called Monty,
Who played the drums with Jean Luc Ponty,
Whilst having no arms
Or noticeable charms
He relied on the limbs of his auntie.


Quite a few lim'ricks we here have writ

[JimD]

Quite a few lim'ricks we here have writ
Sometimes struggling with lines that will fit

[Mikey]

Quite a few lim'ricks we here have writ
Sometimes struggling with lines that will fit
We stretch and we bend words



Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

[JimD]

Quite a few lim'ricks we here have writ
Sometimes struggling with lines that will fit
We stretch and we bend words
Like a shepherd with herds

[Rook]

Quite a few lim'ricks we here have writ
Sometimes struggling with lines that will fit
We stretch and we bend words
Like a shepherd with herds
And display our consid'rable wit.

We also have great taste in bands,

[JimD]

We also have great taste in bands,
From the UK, or faraway lands

[owen]

We also have great taste in bands,
From the UK, or faraway lands
(I also like Abba)

[JimD]

We also have great taste in bands,
From the UK, or faraway lands
(I also like Abba)
(No band could be fabba)

[Mikey]

#1560
We also have great taste in bands,
From the UK, or faraway lands
(I also like Abba)
(No band could be fabba)
For waving and clapping your hands


There was a young lady called Lydia


Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

[Pedro]

There was a young lady called Lydia
You could not have met anyone giddier

[Mikey]

There was a young lady called Lydia
You could not have met anyone giddier
She bared her tattoos


Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

[Pedro]

There was a young lady called Lydia
You could not have met anyone giddier
She bared her tattoos
To ecstatic reviews

[Mikey]

There was a young lady called Lydia
You could not have met anyone giddier
She bared her tattoos
To ecstatic reviews
And went arse over tit on her fibia

That was from a Marx brothers film


Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk