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[Pedro]

Hi,
Thanks for posting. Pedro can't get to the forum right now but if you leave a message after the beep, he'll get back to you as soon as he's returned from a week's camping in Snowdonia....and dried out a bit....
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[Pajter]

Hi Pedro, it's me. I just feel I need to tell you, how much I miss you. I'm sorry if I sound kinda drunk right now, but this is me, speaking from the heart you know. We had such good times together and I truly think we shouldn't have broken up all those years ago. I have been feeling ever so lonely since, and I feel that I'm losing my sanity.

Well yeah okay whatever, if you don't want to pick up then that's fine. I'm pouring my heart out here, and you just leave me to run of with your friends and do bodyshots! This is a mistake! I never should have called! I HATE YOU PEDRO I HATE YOU!

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[RacingHippo]

CONGRATULATIONS!

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This call does not guarantee anything but your own gullibility.

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[gr8gonzo]

Pedders, Gonzo.  Hate to bug you, but when you get a chance, could you please check the floor above me?  It looks like water damage, but smells like pee and they don't even have pets.
Thanks.

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[rogerg]

have a great time!  we will miss you!

[RWA]

Hi Mr Pedro, this is Bruno from FancyShack. I'm calling to tell you your custom made "XXXL penis pump 3000" has arrived.

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[johninblack]

There are still other moderators here you know before you all go getting totally out of hand.

Pedders, Gonzo.  Hate to bug you, but when you get a chance, could you please check the floor above me?  It looks like water damage, but smells like pee and they don't even have pets.
Thanks.

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Another class post from "The Gonz"

[sawtooth]

There are still other moderators here you know before you all go getting totally out of hand.

Nah, I'm with them JIB, you're on your own!      

[metalmatt]

Ooh Snowdonia That's practically where I live, give or take a mile or two, perhaps I'll be running into Pedders.
Unluckily it is currently raining quite heavily here which can't be good for campers

[Mouse]

Hi Pedro, just to let you know that the package has been delivered to the drop point like we discussed. It's under the second bench along from the pond. I don't know if someone followed me, but if they did I'm sure I los- *click* .....................................................................

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