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Frost* => Other Bands => Topic started by: gr8gonzo on August 24, 2011, 04:05:44 AM

Title: 1 in 4
Post by: gr8gonzo on August 24, 2011, 04:05:44 AM
1 in 4 meat samples contain multi-drug resistant staph.
Title: Re: 1 in 4
Post by: Pedro on August 24, 2011, 07:32:47 AM
So you *can* get the staff after all?  ;)

Curious statement....but what does that really mean?
A quarter of all meat will kill you? (depends on the height from which it falls on you?)
Or Jem is helping to develop a new bacon-driven instrument with a team of guys from a Staffordshire rehabilitation centre?
Enquiring minds....
Title: Re: 1 in 4
Post by: L33VEY on August 24, 2011, 10:03:46 AM
1 in 4 people will suffer from mental health problems in their lifetime.

We're all OK - aren't we?
Title: Re: 1 in 4
Post by: MikeEvs on August 24, 2011, 10:40:45 AM
Wibble

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Title: Re: 1 in 4
Post by: Pajter on August 24, 2011, 04:52:57 PM
1 in 4 suffers from diarrhea. Does that mean the other 3 enjoy it?
Title: Re: 1 in 4
Post by: johninblack on August 25, 2011, 12:43:58 AM
1 in 4 forum members are slightly mad. There is no hope whatsoever for the rest......
Title: Re: 1 in 4
Post by: Mikey on August 25, 2011, 06:54:25 PM
Quote from: "johninblack"1 in 4 forum members are slightly mad. There is no hope whatsoever for the rest......

Only 1 in 4 ????
Title: Re: 1 in 4
Post by: Mordwin on August 25, 2011, 11:15:52 PM
Well, that leaves 3 in 4 totally mad does it not?  :lol:
Title: Re: 1 in 4
Post by: Mikey on August 26, 2011, 05:13:41 PM
Quote from: "Mordwin"Well, that leaves 3 in 4 totally mad does it not?  :lol:

Good point
Title: Re: 1 in 4
Post by: johninblack on August 27, 2011, 04:25:43 AM
Quote from: "Mordwin"Well, that leaves 3 in 4 totally mad does it not?  :lol:
Or worse................. :twisted:
Title: Re: 1 in 4
Post by: Pedro on August 27, 2011, 07:03:09 AM
Quote from: "johninblack"
Quote from: "Mordwin"Well, that leaves 3 in 4 totally mad does it not?  :lol:
Or worse................. :twisted:
Yeah, should be waay worse around here 7 in 8....or 5 in 4....
Title: Re: 1 in 4
Post by: Mikey on August 27, 2011, 09:49:27 AM
1 in 4 men plan their day around the availability of a toilet.
Title: Re: 1 in 4
Post by: Pajter on August 27, 2011, 06:52:57 PM
Quote from: "Mikey"1 in 4 men plan their day around the availability of a toilet.
:lol:
Title: Re: 1 in 4
Post by: Trapezium Artist on August 28, 2011, 03:35:39 PM
Quote from: "Pajter"
Quote from: "Mikey"1 in 4 men plan their day around the availability of a toilet.
:lol:

You may laugh, sir, but at least for the first half of the day, I'm definitely in that number. Once you've experienced a kidney stone, copious hydration (and the obvious consequences) becomes an imperative!

Indeed, given the number of gentlemen (and ladies, I daresay) on this forum of a certain age, I feel compelled to make a public service announcement in that regard:

DRINK MORE!

(and for these purposes at least, yes, it can be beer, tea, coffee ...  8-) )
Title: Re: 1 in 4
Post by: Geetar on August 28, 2011, 03:50:31 PM
Quote from: "Trapezium Artist"... gentlemen (and ladies, I daresay) on this forum of a certain age....

What about those of us of uncertain age ?
Title: Re: 1 in 4
Post by: rogerg on August 28, 2011, 03:52:57 PM
Quote from: "Mikey"1 in 4 men plan their day around the availability of a toilet.


as Jack NIcholsen said in "The Bucket List": "Never trust a fart!"

 8-)
Title: Re: 1 in 4
Post by: Pajter on August 28, 2011, 11:52:40 PM
Quote from: "Trapezium Artist"You may laugh, sir, but at least for the first half of the day, I'm definitely in that number. Once you've experienced a kidney stone, copious hydration (and the obvious consequences) becomes an imperative!

Indeed, given the number of gentlemen (and ladies, I daresay) on this forum of a certain age, I feel compelled to make a public service announcement in that regard:

DRINK MORE!

(and for these purposes at least, yes, it can be beer, tea, coffee ...  8-) )

I wouldn't ever want to experience kidney stones. And I wouldn't dare laugh at them either. To be honest, I was thinking about diarrhea, and that made me laugh.

Yeah, very childish. :lol:
Title: Re: 1 in 4
Post by: gr8gonzo on August 29, 2011, 01:52:20 AM
Ugh. I've had kidney stones. It's like giving birth to a bramble bush.  :cry:
Title: Re: 1 in 4
Post by: Mikey on September 04, 2011, 07:35:26 PM
1 in 4..  Children alive today will celebrate their 100th birthday, according to the latest figures from the Department for Work and Pensions.
Title: Re: 1 in 4
Post by: Pedro on September 05, 2011, 01:22:53 AM
Quote from: "Mikey"1 in 4..  Children alive today will celebrate their 100th birthday, according to the latest figures from the Department for Work and Pensions.
...the other 3 will not be able to afford to celebrate...they will still be working...