1 in 4

[rogerg]

1 in 4 men plan their day around the availability of a toilet.

as Jack NIcholsen said in "The Bucket List": "Never trust a fart!"

 8-)

[Pajter]

You may laugh, sir, but at least for the first half of the day, I'm definitely in that number. Once you've experienced a kidney stone, copious hydration (and the obvious consequences) becomes an imperative!

Indeed, given the number of gentlemen (and ladies, I daresay) on this forum of a certain age, I feel compelled to make a public service announcement in that regard:

DRINK MORE!

(and for these purposes at least, yes, it can be beer, tea, coffee ...  8-) )

I wouldn't ever want to experience kidney stones. And I wouldn't dare laugh at them either. To be honest, I was thinking about diarrhea, and that made me laugh.

Yeah, very childish. :lol:

[gr8gonzo]

Ugh. I've had kidney stones. It's like giving birth to a bramble bush.  :cry:

[Mikey]

1 in 4..  Children alive today will celebrate their 100th birthday, according to the latest figures from the Department for Work and Pensions.

[Pedro]

1 in 4..  Children alive today will celebrate their 100th birthday, according to the latest figures from the Department for Work and Pensions.

...the other 3 will not be able to afford to celebrate...they will still be working...