Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 1580 Limericks!!)

[rogerg]

But not at your daughter, of course
That would be considered inappropriate force (even for a horse)
Lest our words be misconstrued
2 lines into 1 have been shoed
and don't, of course, let the horse into the gorse.


This all is, I think, best forgot

[Pedro]

This all is, I think, best forgot
Because Limerick style that was not?

[rogerg]

This all is, I think, best forgot
Because Limerick style that was not?
you got it in one!

[Mikey]

This all is, I think, best forgot
Because Limerick style that was not?
you got it in one!
our work here was done

[Pedro]

This all is, I think, best forgot
Because Limerick style that was not?
you got it in one!
our work here was done
But how long 'til it all goes to pot?

It is time for the CRS gongs

[Mikey]

It is time for the CRS gongs
Like the Oscars there may be some pongs

[owen]

It is time for the CRS gongs
Like the Oscars there may be some pongs
What? None for our boys?

[D S]

It is time for the CRS gongs
Like the Oscars there may be some pongs
What? None for our boys?
And their wondreful noise?

[owen]

It is time for the CRS gongs
Like the Oscars there may be some pongs
What? None for our boys?
And their wondreful noise?
And their marvellous collection of songs?

It's an utter disgrace, sir, a farce!

[D S]

It's an utter disgrace, sir, a farce!
We yell Frost*, Trumpet, Monkey and Arse!

[rogerg]

It's an utter disgrace, sir, a farce!
We yell Frost*, Trumpet, Monkey and Arse!
we're quite good at yelling!

[owen]

It's an utter disgrace, sir, a farce!
We yell Frost*, Trumpet, Monkey and Arse!
we're quite good at yelling
Not so sure about spelling (wondreful? )

[Pedro]

It's an utter disgrace, sir, a farce!
We yell Frost*, Trumpet, Monkey and Arse!
we're quite good at yelling
Not so sure about spelling (wondreful? )
You don't know? Wow, I can't let that pass.
(The intro music for the RosFest gig captured on The Philadelphia Experiment features Jem spelling "w-o-n-d-r-e-f-u-l Frossssst*!" which is a humorous dig at the American spelling of "Theater". No charge. )

I hope gongs will be given in time

[owen]

Thanks Pedro, I had totally forgotten that. Sorry DS

[rogerg]

I hope gongs will be given in time
and our lim'ricks be blessed with good rhyme