maybe not Lady Gaga's piano, but...

[rogerg]

Jem, you need this.
 8-)

[gav]

:shock:

New keyboard rig?
Sorted! 8-)

[Phrog]

*insert 'sexy organ' related innuendo here*

[Mouse]

My God, I've just had a crisis...  :shock:

[Villuccikeys]

I think I just splooged in my knickers.  (That's how I'd say it in britinese right? )

[Trapezium Artist]

I think I just splooged in my knickers.  (That's how I'd say it in britinese right? )

Err, no, not really  :shock:

One might rather say "I do believe I must pop out to the shed for a tad of carpentry, my dear".

[Villuccikeys]

I think I just splooged in my knickers.  (That's how I'd say it in britinese right? )

Err, no, not really  :shock:

One might rather say "I do believe I must pop out to the shed for a tad of carpentry, my dear".

I read what you said as "I think I just splooged my knickers.'  So I'm clearly right.

[catherine]

I think I just splooged in my knickers.  (That's how I'd say it in britinese right? )

Err, no, not really  :shock:

One might rather say "I do believe I must pop out to the shed for a tad of carpentry, my dear".

I never had you down as an expert woodworker, TA...

[Trapezium Artist]

I never had you down as an expert woodworker, TA...

Oh dear; there are so many salacious ways of (mis)interpreting that, Catherine, but for safety, I shall simply say that nothing should ever be allowed to come between an Englishman and his shed, independent of the euphemistic activities he may conduct there.

[Bokkie]

Speaking of carpentry and shed's....it reminds me of a scene from the Swedish film "Together" (Tillsammans) where the husband went down to the cellar to do some carpentry...