Give and man a fish and you feed him for a day, but teach him how to fish…

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Trapezium Artist

#15
July 12, 2015, 08:08:48 AM
Quote from: johninblack on July 12, 2015, 12:38:12 AM
Quote from: Jem on July 11, 2015, 07:30:46 PM
House points for everyone.  :)

What a carp post! No fish reference at all, tut, tut. ;)

Indeed; shocking. Next thing you know, eel be thinking he runs the plaice.

Mikey

#16
July 12, 2015, 09:10:09 AM
Must be time to krill this post, we cod have done batter
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Mordwin

#17
July 12, 2015, 09:15:22 AM
Quote from: Jem on July 11, 2015, 07:30:46 PM
House points for everyone.  :)

On Herring this, I though Brill! But Goby-ing the reaction, others have a different Angler on the post.

I knew this Tope-ic Smelt fishy, so Ide Betta not take to Ling with this reply, but instead Torpedo the Discus-ion...

So, did you know that Jackson Pollock paintings are fractal in nature? Or maybe not...

(I'll just go Perch over there and Tuna my Bass...)

gr8gonzo

#18
July 12, 2015, 02:59:36 PM
Quote from: Jem on July 11, 2015, 07:30:46 PM
House points for everyone.  :)

We'll need to step it up if we're to catch Gryffindor. Anyone have a contact number for Kip Addotta? He'd help us out...for the halibut.
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Jem

#19
July 12, 2015, 05:58:48 PM
Quote from: johninblack on July 12, 2015, 12:38:12 AM
Quote from: Jem on July 11, 2015, 07:30:46 PM
House points for everyone.  :)

What a carp post! No fish reference at all, tut, tut. ;)

Sorry. Huss points for everyone.  ;)

rogerg

#20
July 13, 2015, 12:13:17 AM
Will those points scale up?

catherine

#21
July 13, 2015, 11:38:00 AM
I know my plaice...

Trapezium Artist

#22
July 13, 2015, 06:40:25 PM
Quote from: catherine on July 13, 2015, 11:38:00 AM
I know my plaice...

Squids of today ...

JimD

#23
July 13, 2015, 08:49:35 PM
It's bream a long time since something this silly has gone on.

Hang on, I need to get a tissue to blow minnows.
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#24
July 13, 2015, 09:30:45 PM
I was going to suggest that we octopus this thread for a while, but it struck me that that might come over as a little koi.

owen

#25
July 13, 2015, 09:47:30 PM
What a load of pollocks

Pedro

#26
July 13, 2015, 10:58:26 PM
Hakers gonna hake...
"Putting food on the table is more important than 7/8"

rogerg

#27
July 14, 2015, 01:44:08 AM
hammer-heh-d

Brom

#28
July 14, 2015, 08:15:03 AM
Quote from: gr8gonzo on July 12, 2015, 02:59:36 PM
Quote from: Jem on July 11, 2015, 07:30:46 PM
House points for everyone.  :)

We'll need to step it up if we're to catch Gryffindor. Anyone have a contact number for Kip Addotta?

Don't tell him Pike!
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Mikey

#29
July 14, 2015, 01:28:15 PM
Is this the best plaice for fish puns?
Just for the halibut I'll try and think of another
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