Can you put the cat out please?
Why? It's not on fire again is it?
Help! I've got a very hot pussy.
Quote from: "J Jonah Jameson"Help! I've got a very hot pussy.
I hope she doesn't mess up with the (pea)cock... :lol:
Sorry, is the Carry On Frost* section of the forum? ;)
meow.
Quote from: "J Jonah Jameson"Help! I've got a very hot pussy.
The mind boggles :shock:
Quote from: "keithd"Quote from: "J Jonah Jameson"Help! I've got a very hot pussy.
The mind boggles :shock:
Quote from: "J Jonah Jameson"Help! I've got a very hot pussy.
Is that......?
Quote from: "Pedro"Are you sure it's not a dog? What noise did it make when it caught fire?
They didn't rise to that one Pedders...
the invers to that joke is....how do you make a dog sound like a cat??
Freeze it
then put it on a circular saw and it goes... "Meeeeeowwwww"