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Frost* => Any Other Business => Topic started by: Pedro on August 19, 2011, 07:36:55 AM

Title: The Three Word Story Thread
Post by: Pedro on August 19, 2011, 07:36:55 AM
Let's try this...
Simple game, build a story by adding posts containing just three words at a time.
Simple rules, you can't follow yourself and hyphenated words only count as one word if the parts are not stand-alone words (e.g. "stand-alone" = 2, "co-worker" = 1).
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For the benefit of those that want to get the whole story so far but don't want to go through all the pages...it will be periodically updated here....

Quote from: "The Frost*ies pooled their collective literary talents and"
   "Right", said Jem, "about this AGM. I can't go without new shoes or a t-shirt because of my over-the-ocean trip."

"I must", Flies the Snowman said, "stay here. It'll get better."

Then disaster struck as the snowman started to melt towards the rotating black light machine which was heading for the Pocket Sun recycling bin that's located behind the Milliontown Curry Rehabilitation Centre, where Catherine goes to Mary Jane's immaculate launderette each week.

On the shelf , behind the biscuits, are the toys that Jem used to create the two Frost* albums that we love so much that WE WANT MORE!
We might get better reception if we move the Tunnocks Tea Cakes to my stomach.

Meanwhile, over in deepest East Sussex, the New Cube blew the mains as the keyboards melted from the widdling fingers of the noisy toys. A small figure cackles with glee and then says; "Mwahahahahahaaa, at last!", as he creates the next chapter in the continuing saga of left-handedist gadget acquisition.

The chances are that new ironing boards won't taste as yummy as Cadbury's thought they would!

A sterling effort in trying to make an attempt upon the most amount of Mellotron ever played in 7/8 time ended in disaster after eight seconds. But nevertheless, unperturbed, a musical journey ensued that would open your eyes and clean out the fuzz in your naval attaché and from your great, great grandmother's sister's dog's flea's interesting vinyl collection.

Something majestic awoke with an idea.

"I know what, we can't dance while holding these two dancing baarlsps tapdancing in 11/47 with the sugar frosting melting away. Why don't we try the other sugar plum fairy mix? It might attract some different auditory responses from Monster Munch Tuesday, which happens to occur biannually when Monster Plum Fairy jumps on the Taurus Bass Pedals and makes significant impressions in the Earth's crust, creating a crimped edge, like apple pie uniformly nibbled by the ranks of marauding Frosties who migrate annually to The Peel, Kingston or, failing that, the Summer’s End where good times prog and roll.”

“Where to next?”, asked the biscuit to the gravy boat hire attendant.
She was a boat hire attendant. Her name was ‘Beau Tyre Atten-Dent’.

She was a mysterious wee lass, third frost album and two thirds short of a creek-proof paddle, with underlying tones of aromatic Patchouli wafting around her small but perfectly formed French horn-rimmed reading glasses that were slightly too thick to be beer goggles, but yet could still pass as stained glass windows, if you'd had myopic colour blindness.

Her beady eyes stared glaring at her gig ticket. December can't come ever due to medical problems that had baffled eminent neurosurgeons for many rusty relics up until the time that the big cheese who was? murdered brutally by one of the? smaller cheeses because of an obstinate blockage of ‘His Own Special Whey’, Genesis’ bovine lovesong, written underneath a genuine bovine love handle, which hung like an inflatable and yet strangely deformed mutated banana that had travelled to Helen Bach with Johanne Sebastian Sidebottom, the infamous and portly castrato hurdling accident victim, who caught his crown jewels in a carrier bag full of liquid nitrogen and apples which burnt fiercely through his latex mankini exposing his rhyming couplets, which taste nice grilled on a bed of grilled trout.

Interrogated fish taste like pork cooked over a slowly maturing dung heap left by a flatulent wandering minstrel, whose flute was stolen from Jethro Tool. It's somewhat bent out of shape because he met Uri Geller who rubbed it furiously until it spat strange sticky jammy dodgers at someone who wasn't paying much attention to the size label in their very, very large velveteen hunting sporran, dangling menacingly between Two posts.

The large bald rhinoceros, whose name was Tim Buck II, constantly passed wind while dancing the foxtrot while supping copious amounts of Ribena. This meant the blackcurrant, content and happy with the blacck-ur-rant contest running locally for our Labour MP, who is a big red spokesman who fiddles while he plays with? himself or possibly someone else's small group of musicians, who are always plotting their next trip to transylvania for blood transfusions and steak dinners washed down with brushes made by Acme brush corp, where my Dad got his first ever kiss on his ruby red, two-seater sports drum kit, whilst creating the perfect blancmange. Speaking of bananas and droopy? soft dangling earlobes, my pet chimp, who is known for his calligraphy skills, had a holy tap-dancing bucket and an entirely captivating habit of dangling his earlobes in festering piles of mackerel shaped jammie dodgers and Tunnocks tea cakes, creating an almighty new creation dedicated to the pursuit of cheesy faced ripe stilton gasmasks incorporating nuclear grade sweet chili sauce, generating copious amounts of intestinal discomfort demanding immediate release of noxious gasses through the enormous front door.

Meanwhile, not a million miles away a a circus clown with a-a stutter or breakdown cover withdrew his large retirement fund and Spent it all on silly trinkets shaped like chickens. Wow! Golden eggs....... said Lyn. After loading up milliontown, its poultry epidermis seemed completely plucked leaving a bald wrinkled and exposed skin dotted with memories of old memories of old lang syne, sung in Swedish meatballs, bought from Ikea. So much for flat packed furniture, for sitting and pondering about the meaning of life imprisonment for zombies who happen to write track two without realising that they were contributing to a masterwork Daniel O'Donnell tribute of Pantera covers, to be played with old rusted bedsrings coated with cheese sauce and iron filings, crating a tasty magnetic boil oozing a sweet yet sickly pustulent liquid which turns most esophogi inside out and purple.

According to
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So here's where it starts....

"Right!", said Jem,
Title: Re: The Three Word Story Thread
Post by: johninblack on August 19, 2011, 07:48:14 AM
About this agm





You didn't say nufink about abbreviations!!
Title: Re: The Three Word Story Thread
Post by: Mooncat on August 19, 2011, 09:14:16 AM
I can't go  :(  :cry:
Title: Re: The Three Word Story Thread
Post by: Pedro on August 19, 2011, 09:47:38 AM
without new shoes
Title: Re: The Three Word Story Thread
Post by: Mooncat on August 19, 2011, 10:24:01 AM
or a t-shirt
Title: Re: The Three Word Story Thread
Post by: JakeWorrell on August 19, 2011, 10:38:16 AM
because of my
Title: Re: The Three Word Story Thread
Post by: rogerg on August 19, 2011, 04:38:29 PM
over the ocean
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Post by: Mikey on August 19, 2011, 04:47:17 PM
flies the snowman
Title: Re: The Three Word Story Thread
Post by: Pedro on August 19, 2011, 05:54:04 PM
???: "because of my over the ocean flies the snowman" :?
Title: Re: The Three Word Story Thread
Post by: rogerg on August 19, 2011, 05:57:16 PM
it could've worked.

 :D
Title: Re: The Three Word Story Thread
Post by: JakeWorrell on August 19, 2011, 06:54:26 PM
Quote from: "Pedro"
???: "because of my over the ocean flies the snowman" :?

This amuses me more than it should do. :lol:

I can't go without new shoes or a t-shirt because of my...
Title: Re: The Three Word Story Thread
Post by: Mikey on August 19, 2011, 07:41:48 PM
because of my over the ocean...

It didn't make sense to me either so...guess which track I was listening to ? & there followed flies the.

3 more words,

Do we need...
Title: Re: The Three Word Story Thread
Post by: rogerg on August 19, 2011, 08:43:26 PM
(I'm going to hang on to the idea that the "because of my" didn't exist when I posted.)

though it could have been "because of my over the ocean trip I must..."

there are options!

:D
Title: Re: The Three Word Story Thread
Post by: JakeWorrell on August 19, 2011, 08:49:35 PM
Ok I get it guys, it's all my fault :p
Title: Re: The Three Word Story Thread
Post by: Pedro on August 19, 2011, 09:10:14 PM
Lovin' your work guys!

Quote from: "so far we"
"Right", said Jem, "about this agm, I can't go without new shoes or a t-shirt because of my over the ocean trip."
"I must", Flies the Snowman
said, "stay here"


(odd name for a [talking!] snowman, really  :) )
Title: Re: The Three Word Story Thread
Post by: L33VEY on August 19, 2011, 09:14:53 PM
"it'll get better"
Title: Re: The Three Word Story Thread
Post by: gr8gonzo on August 20, 2011, 04:15:00 AM
Then disaster struck
Title: Re: The Three Word Story Thread
Post by: Mikey on August 20, 2011, 06:21:27 AM
it'll get better then disaster struck as the snowman
Title: Re: The Three Word Story Thread
Post by: JakeWorrell on August 21, 2011, 05:22:55 PM
started to melt
Title: Re: The Three Word Story Thread
Post by: Mikey on August 21, 2011, 08:08:26 PM
towards the rotating
Title: Re: The Three Word Story Thread
Post by: Mikey on August 21, 2011, 08:09:24 PM
I want to put black light machine, but its not my turn
Title: Re: The Three Word Story Thread
Post by: rogerg on August 21, 2011, 08:30:53 PM
black light machine


 :D
Title: Re: The Three Word Story Thread
Post by: Mikey on August 21, 2011, 08:45:42 PM
Thank you

which was heading


(pocket sun's got to be coming up :D )
Title: Re: The Three Word Story Thread
Post by: johninblack on August 21, 2011, 09:47:03 PM
For the pocket









????????????????????????????????????
Title: Re: The Three Word Story Thread
Post by: Pedro on August 21, 2011, 09:57:42 PM
Sun recycling bin
Title: Re: The Three Word Story Thread
Post by: RacingHippo on August 22, 2011, 11:22:07 AM
that's located behind
Title: Re: The Three Word Story Thread
Post by: catherine on August 22, 2011, 11:36:35 AM
the Milliontown curry
Title: Re: The Three Word Story Thread
Post by: Pedro on August 22, 2011, 12:55:45 PM
Rehabilitation Centre where
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Post by: RacingHippo on August 22, 2011, 01:53:05 PM
Catherine goes to
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Post by: Mikey on August 22, 2011, 05:42:04 PM
Mary Jane's immaculate (2 Urbane tracks)
Title: Re: The Three Word Story Thread
Post by: catherine on August 23, 2011, 02:24:57 PM
launderette each week.
Title: Re: The Three Word Story Thread
Post by: Mikey on August 23, 2011, 07:49:43 PM
On the shelf (Fake smile)
Title: Re: The Three Word Story Thread
Post by: sawtooth on August 24, 2011, 01:30:04 PM
, behind the biscuits
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Post by: Mikey on August 24, 2011, 08:03:44 PM
are the toys
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Post by: RacingHippo on August 30, 2011, 09:26:53 PM
that Jem used
Title: Re: The Three Word Story Thread
Post by: Mikey on August 30, 2011, 09:40:21 PM
to create the
Title: Re: The Three Word Story Thread
Post by: JakeWorrell on August 30, 2011, 10:36:58 PM
two Frost* albums
Title: Re: The Three Word Story Thread
Post by: rogerg on August 31, 2011, 01:56:57 PM
that we love
Title: Re: The Three Word Story Thread
Post by: johninblack on August 31, 2011, 07:54:21 PM
so much that
Title: Re: The Three Word Story Thread
Post by: L33VEY on August 31, 2011, 08:03:05 PM
WE WANT MORE!
Title: Re: The Three Word Story Thread
Post by: lyn on August 31, 2011, 09:17:01 PM
we might get
Title: Re: The Three Word Story Thread
Post by: Pedro on August 31, 2011, 11:36:52 PM
Quote from: "So far we"
"Right", said Jem, "about this AGM. I can't go without new shoes or a t-shirt because of my over-the-ocean trip."
"I must", Flies the Snowman said, "stay here. It'll get better."
Then disaster struck as the snowman started to melt towards the rotating black light machine which was heading for the Pocket Sun recycling bin that's located behind the Milliontown Curry Rehabilitation Centre, where Catherine goes to Mary Jane's immaculate launderette each week.
On the shelf , behind the biscuits, are the toys that Jem used to create the two Frost* albums that we love so much that WE WANT MORE!
We might get
better reception if
Title: Re: The Three Word Story Thread
Post by: RacingHippo on September 01, 2011, 11:15:37 AM
*chortle*

we move the
Title: Re: The Three Word Story Thread
Post by: sawtooth on September 01, 2011, 11:22:45 AM
Tunnocks Tea Cakes
Title: Re: The Three Word Story Thread
Post by: rogerg on September 01, 2011, 11:48:18 AM
to my stomach.
Title: Re: The Three Word Story Thread
Post by: JakeWorrell on September 01, 2011, 12:41:46 PM
Quote from: "rogerg"
to my stomach.
:lol:
Title: Re: The Three Word Story Thread
Post by: RacingHippo on September 01, 2011, 01:17:13 PM
Quote from: "rogerg"
to my stomach.
:mrgreen:  :mrgreen:  :mrgreen:  :mrgreen:
Title: Re: The Three Word Story Thread
Post by: RacingHippo on September 01, 2011, 01:18:09 PM
Meanwhile, over in
Title: Re: The Three Word Story Thread
Post by: L33VEY on September 01, 2011, 06:43:32 PM
deepest East Sussex
Title: Re: The Three Word Story Thread
Post by: D S on September 01, 2011, 08:06:42 PM
the New Cube
Title: Re: The Three Word Story Thread
Post by: lyn on September 01, 2011, 08:23:36 PM
blew the mains
Title: Re: The Three Word Story Thread
Post by: Mikey on September 01, 2011, 08:25:46 PM
as the keyboards
Title: Re: The Three Word Story Thread
Post by: lyn on September 01, 2011, 08:54:14 PM
melted from the
Title: Re: The Three Word Story Thread
Post by: Mikey on September 01, 2011, 09:27:33 PM
widdling fingers of
Title: Re: The Three Word Story Thread
Post by: lyn on September 01, 2011, 11:34:08 PM
the noisy toys.
Title: Re: The Three Word Story Thread
Post by: Pedro on September 02, 2011, 12:28:30 AM
A small figure
Title: Re: The Three Word Story Thread
Post by: rogerg on September 02, 2011, 02:46:57 AM
cackles with glee
Title: Re: The Three Word Story Thread
Post by: RacingHippo on September 02, 2011, 10:25:11 AM
and then says
Title: Re: The Three Word Story Thread
Post by: Pedro on September 02, 2011, 12:22:52 PM
"Mwahahahahahaaa, at last,
Title: Re: The Three Word Story Thread
Post by: Mikey on September 03, 2011, 07:17:05 AM
as he creates
Title: Re: The Three Word Story Thread
Post by: fitzy on September 03, 2011, 12:09:35 PM
..the next chapter! ;)
Title: Re: The Three Word Story Thread
Post by: Mikey on September 03, 2011, 12:20:55 PM
in the continuing
Title: Re: The Three Word Story Thread
Post by: gr8gonzo on September 03, 2011, 01:39:27 PM
saga of left-handedist
Title: Re: The Three Word Story Thread
Post by: Pedro on September 03, 2011, 09:44:47 PM
Quote from: "So far we"
"Right", said Jem, "about this AGM. I can't go without new shoes or a t-shirt because of my over-the-ocean trip."
"I must", Flies the Snowman said, "stay here. It'll get better."
Then disaster struck as the snowman started to melt towards the rotating black light machine which was heading for the Pocket Sun recycling bin that's located behind the Milliontown Curry Rehabilitation Centre, where Catherine goes to Mary Jane's immaculate launderette each week.
On the shelf , behind the biscuits, are the toys that Jem used to create the two Frost* albums that we love so much that WE WANT MORE!
We might get better reception if we move the Tunnocks Tea Cakes to my stomach.

Meanwhile, over in deepest East Sussex, the New Cube blew the mains as the keyboards melted from the widdling fingers of the noisy toys. A small figure cackles with glee and then says; "Mwahahahahahaaa, at last!", as he creates the next chapter in the continuing saga of left-handedist
gadget acquisition. The
Title: Re: The Three Word Story Thread
Post by: lyn on September 03, 2011, 10:59:59 PM
chances are that
Title: Re: The Three Word Story Thread
Post by: johninblack on September 04, 2011, 12:35:43 AM
new ironing boards
Title: Re: The Three Word Story Thread
Post by: rogerg on September 04, 2011, 01:00:31 AM
won't taste as
Title: Re: The Three Word Story Thread
Post by: johninblack on September 04, 2011, 08:28:36 AM
yummy as cadburys
Title: Re: The Three Word Story Thread
Post by: lyn on September 04, 2011, 09:34:58 AM
thought they would!
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Post by: fitzy on September 04, 2011, 12:18:20 PM
..a sterling effort..  ;)
Title: Re: The Three Word Story Thread
Post by: Mikey on September 04, 2011, 02:26:06 PM
in trying to
Title: Re: The Three Word Story Thread
Post by: JakeWorrell on September 04, 2011, 03:04:51 PM
make an attempt
Title: Re: The Three Word Story Thread
Post by: Mikey on September 04, 2011, 04:39:41 PM
upon the most
Title: Re: The Three Word Story Thread
Post by: L33VEY on September 04, 2011, 09:15:13 PM
amount of mellotron
Title: Re: The Three Word Story Thread
Post by: rogerg on September 04, 2011, 10:25:56 PM
ever played in
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Post by: JakeWorrell on September 04, 2011, 11:19:38 PM
seven eight time
Title: Re: The Three Word Story Thread
Post by: sawtooth on September 05, 2011, 10:06:11 AM
ended in disaster
Title: Re: The Three Word Story Thread
Post by: Pedro on September 05, 2011, 12:24:05 PM
after eight seconds.
Title: Re: The Three Word Story Thread
Post by: RacingHippo on September 05, 2011, 12:53:25 PM
But nevertheless, unperturbed,
Title: Re: The Three Word Story Thread
Post by: fitzy on September 05, 2011, 05:15:16 PM
..a musical journey
Title: Re: The Three Word Story Thread
Post by: rogerg on September 05, 2011, 06:36:28 PM
ensued that would
Title: Re: The Three Word Story Thread
Post by: Mikey on September 05, 2011, 07:08:52 PM
open your eyes
Title: Re: The Three Word Story Thread
Post by: L33VEY on September 05, 2011, 07:31:10 PM
and clean out
Title: Re: The Three Word Story Thread
Post by: rogerg on September 05, 2011, 08:15:18 PM
the fuzz in
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Post by: Pedro on September 05, 2011, 08:35:49 PM
your naval attaché
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Post by: johninblack on September 05, 2011, 09:38:25 PM
and from your
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Post by: RacingHippo on September 05, 2011, 10:18:56 PM
great, great grandmother's
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Post by: Mikey on September 05, 2011, 10:23:02 PM
sister's, dog's, flea's
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Post by: lyn on September 06, 2011, 12:38:39 AM
interesting vinyl collection..............
Title: Re: The Three Word Story Thread
Post by: fitzy on September 06, 2011, 10:52:35 AM
...something majestic awoke
Title: Re: The Three Word Story Thread
Post by: RacingHippo on September 06, 2011, 11:48:15 AM
Quote from: "A bunch of rabid biscuit-fanciers"
"Right", said Jem, "about this AGM. I can't go without new shoes or a t-shirt because of my over-the-ocean trip."
"I must", Flies the Snowman said, "stay here. It'll get better."
Then disaster struck as the snowman started to melt towards the rotating black light machine which was heading for the Pocket Sun recycling bin that's located behind the Milliontown Curry Rehabilitation Centre, where Catherine goes to Mary Jane's immaculate launderette each week.
On the shelf , behind the biscuits, are the toys that Jem used to create the two Frost* albums that we love so much that WE WANT MORE!
We might get better reception if we move the Tunnocks Tea Cakes to my stomach.

Meanwhile, over in deepest East Sussex, the New Cube blew the mains as the keyboards melted from the widdling fingers of the noisy toys. A small figure cackles with glee and then says; "Mwahahahahahaaa, at last!", as he creates the next chapter in the continuing saga of left-handedist gadget acquisition.
The chances are that new ironing boards won't taste as yummy as Cadbury's thought they would!
A sterling effort in trying to make an attempt upon the most amount of mellotron ever played in seven eight time ended in disaster after eight seconds.  But nevertheless, unperturbed, a musical journey ensued that would open your eyes and clean out the fuzz in your naval attaché and from your great, great granmother's sister's dog's flea's interesting vinyl collection.
Something majestic awoke

with an idea
Title: Re: The Three Word Story Thread
Post by: johninblack on September 06, 2011, 12:41:48 PM
"I know what"
Title: Re: The Three Word Story Thread
Post by: Mikey on September 07, 2011, 06:06:51 AM
we can't dance
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Post by: Pedro on September 07, 2011, 07:49:12 AM
while holding these
Title: Re: The Three Word Story Thread
Post by: RacingHippo on September 07, 2011, 04:39:30 PM
two dancing baarlsps (sp?)
Title: Re: The Three Word Story Thread
Post by: sawtooth on September 07, 2011, 04:41:36 PM
Quote from: "RacingHippo"
two dancing baarlsps (sp?)

tapdancing in 11/47

Bloody beat me to it you did........  :lol:
Title: Re: The Three Word Story Thread
Post by: Mikey on September 07, 2011, 07:54:36 PM
with the sugar
Title: Re: The Three Word Story Thread
Post by: fitzy on September 08, 2011, 10:50:05 AM
Quote from: "Mikey"
with the sugar
..frosting melting away... :oops:
Title: Re: The Three Word Story Thread
Post by: RacingHippo on September 08, 2011, 10:56:23 AM
Quote from: "In that last paragraph, we"
Something majestic awoke with an idea. "I know what. We can't dance while holding these two dancing baarlsps tapdancing in 11/47 with the sugar frosting melting away. Why don't we
Title: Re: The Three Word Story Thread
Post by: johninblack on September 08, 2011, 08:40:34 PM
try the other
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Post by: Mikey on September 08, 2011, 08:42:05 PM
sugar plum fairy
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Post by: johninblack on September 08, 2011, 08:48:00 PM
mix, it might
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Post by: Mikey on September 09, 2011, 07:01:32 PM
attract some different
Title: Re: The Three Word Story Thread
Post by: johninblack on September 09, 2011, 08:30:45 PM
Auditory responses from
Title: Re: The Three Word Story Thread
Post by: Mikey on September 09, 2011, 09:28:06 PM
monster munch Tuesday
Title: Re: The Three Word Story Thread
Post by: Mouse on September 10, 2011, 03:28:32 PM
which happens to

(I have been laughing out loud like a loon at this thread, by the way.  :D )
Title: Re: The Three Word Story Thread
Post by: Mikey on September 10, 2011, 05:35:44 PM
occur biannually when
Title: Re: The Three Word Story Thread
Post by: lyn on September 10, 2011, 09:37:02 PM
monster plum fairy
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Post by: Mouse on September 11, 2011, 12:40:34 AM
jump on the
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Post by: sawtooth on September 11, 2011, 12:59:28 AM
Taurus Bass Pedals
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Post by: fitzy on September 11, 2011, 12:19:33 PM
and makes significant...
Title: Re: The Three Word Story Thread
Post by: Mikey on September 11, 2011, 04:39:31 PM
impressions in the
Title: Re: The Three Word Story Thread
Post by: sawtooth on September 11, 2011, 08:50:20 PM
Earth's crust, creating
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Post by: Pedro on September 11, 2011, 10:13:25 PM
a crimped edge
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Post by: lyn on September 11, 2011, 11:05:37 PM
like apple pie
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Post by: Pedro on September 12, 2011, 07:37:36 AM
uniformly nibbled by
Title: Re: The Three Word Story Thread
Post by: fitzy on September 12, 2011, 12:09:25 PM
..the ranks of
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Post by: Mikey on September 12, 2011, 08:07:22 PM
marauding Frosties who
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Post by: Pedro on September 12, 2011, 08:14:23 PM
migrate annually to
Title: Re: The Three Word Story Thread
Post by: Mikey on September 12, 2011, 08:18:25 PM
the Peel, Kingston
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Post by: RacingHippo on September 13, 2011, 10:58:54 AM
or, failing that,
Title: Re: The Three Word Story Thread
Post by: catherine on September 13, 2011, 11:10:28 AM
the Summers End
Title: Re: The Three Word Story Thread
Post by: fitzy on September 13, 2011, 01:07:41 PM
..where good times
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Post by: Mikey on September 13, 2011, 06:54:01 PM
prog and roll
Title: Re: The Three Word Story Thread
Post by: lyn on September 14, 2011, 09:40:26 PM
!!!!  Where to next?
Title: Re: The Three Word Story Thread
Post by: L33VEY on September 14, 2011, 10:02:05 PM
asked the biscuit
Title: Re: The Three Word Story Thread
Post by: Mikey on September 15, 2011, 06:52:53 PM
to the gravy
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Post by: Pedro on September 15, 2011, 07:50:45 PM
boat hire attendant.
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Post by: rogerg on September 15, 2011, 09:28:29 PM
She was a
Title: Re: The Three Word Story Thread
Post by: JakeWorrell on September 15, 2011, 10:29:01 PM
boat hire attendant.
Title: Re: The Three Word Story Thread
Post by: Pedro on September 16, 2011, 12:35:26 AM
Her name was
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Post by: rogerg on September 16, 2011, 02:20:31 AM
Beau Tyre Atten-Dent
Title: Re: The Three Word Story Thread
Post by: Pedro on September 16, 2011, 02:53:02 AM
she was a
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Post by: fitzy on September 16, 2011, 11:17:34 AM
mysterious wee lass.. :roll:
Title: Re: The Three Word Story Thread
Post by: lyn on September 16, 2011, 11:54:08 PM
third (!) frost album
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Post by: lyn on September 17, 2011, 12:38:17 AM
and two thirds
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Post by: Pedro on September 17, 2011, 07:47:32 AM
short of a
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Post by: lyn on September 17, 2011, 09:36:12 AM
creek-proof paddle
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Post by: Mikey on September 19, 2011, 07:26:26 PM
with underlying tones
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Post by: sawtooth on September 21, 2011, 11:06:55 AM
of aromatic Patchouli
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Post by: Mikey on September 21, 2011, 08:23:26 PM
wafting around her
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Post by: Pedro on September 21, 2011, 09:42:12 PM
small but perfectly
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Post by: Mikey on September 21, 2011, 10:01:13 PM
formed French horn
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Post by: sawtooth on September 22, 2011, 10:49:38 AM
-rimmed reading glasses
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Post by: johninblack on September 22, 2011, 08:28:58 PM
that were slightly
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Post by: Mikey on September 22, 2011, 09:35:22 PM
too thick to
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Post by: L33VEY on September 22, 2011, 09:50:22 PM
be beer goggles
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Post by: Mikey on September 22, 2011, 09:58:23 PM
but yet could
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Post by: JakeWorrell on September 22, 2011, 11:10:57 PM
still pass as
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Post by: Mikey on September 23, 2011, 06:01:33 AM
stained glass windows
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Post by: Pedro on September 23, 2011, 07:47:48 AM
if you'd had
Title: Re: The Three Word Story Thread
Post by: sawtooth on September 23, 2011, 12:38:45 PM
myopic colour blindness
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Post by: fitzy on September 23, 2011, 03:37:05 PM
her beady eyes
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Post by: Mikey on September 23, 2011, 07:34:02 PM
stared glaring at
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Post by: lyn on September 23, 2011, 08:32:21 PM
her gig ticket
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Post by: johninblack on September 23, 2011, 10:00:23 PM
December can't come
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Post by: JakeWorrell on September 23, 2011, 10:59:24 PM
ever due to
Title: Re: The Three Word Story Thread
Post by: Mikey on September 24, 2011, 07:39:22 AM
medical problems that
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Post by: Pedro on September 24, 2011, 09:41:38 AM
Quote from: "As hopes of a publisher's advance dwindled, the Frost*ies redoubled their efforts and"
   "Right", said Jem, "about this AGM. I can't go without new shoes or a t-shirt because of my over-the-ocean trip."
   
"I must", Flies the Snowman said, "stay here. It'll get better."

Then disaster struck as the snowman started to melt towards the rotating black light machine which was heading for the Pocket Sun recycling bin that's located behind the Milliontown Curry Rehabilitation Centre, where Catherine goes to Mary Jane's immaculate launderette each week.

On the shelf , behind the biscuits, are the toys that Jem used to create the two Frost* albums that we love so much that WE WANT MORE!
We might get better reception if we move the Tunnocks Tea Cakes to my stomach.

Meanwhile, over in deepest East Sussex, the New Cube blew the mains as the keyboards melted from the widdling fingers of the noisy toys. A small figure cackles with glee and then says; "Mwahahahahahaaa, at last!", as he creates the next chapter in the continuing saga of left-handedist gadget acquisition.
 
The chances are that new ironing boards won't taste as yummy as Cadbury's thought they would!

A sterling effort in trying to make an attempt upon the most amount of Mellotron ever played in 7/8 time ended in disaster after eight seconds. But nevertheless, unperturbed, a musical journey ensued that would open your eyes and clean out the fuzz in your naval attaché and from your great, great grandmother's sister's dog's flea's interesting vinyl collection.
 
Something majestic awoke with an idea.

    "I know what, we can't dance while holding these two dancing baarlsps tapdancing in 11/47 with the sugar frosting melting away. Why don't we try the other sugar plum fairy mix? It might attract some different auditory responses from Monster Munch Tuesday, which happens to occur biannually when Monster Plum Fairy jumps on the Taurus Bass Pedals and makes significant impressions in the Earth's crust, creating a crimped edge, like apple pie uniformly nibbled by the ranks of marauding Frosties who migrate annually to The Peel, Kingston or, failing that, the Summer’s End where good times prog and roll.”

    “Where to next?”, asked the biscuit to the gravy boat hire attendant.
She was a boat hire attendant. Her name was ‘Beau Tyre Atten-Dent’.

She was a mysterious wee lass, third frost album and two thirds short of a creek-proof paddle, with underlying tones of aromatic Patchouli wafting around her small but perfectly formed French horn-rimmed reading glasses that were slightly too thick to be beer goggles, but yet could still pass as stained glass windows, if you'd had myopic colour blindness.

Her beady eyes stared glaring at her gig ticket December can't come ever due to medical problems that
had baffled eminent
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Post by: johninblack on September 24, 2011, 09:53:19 AM
Neurosurgeons for many
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Post by: Mikey on September 24, 2011, 09:55:33 AM
rusty relics up


(3 Matt Stevens tracks)
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Post by: L33VEY on September 24, 2011, 09:44:11 PM
until the time
Title: Re: The Three Word Story Thread
Post by: rogerg on September 25, 2011, 07:04:57 PM
that the big
Title: Re: The Three Word Story Thread
Post by: turbo on September 25, 2011, 07:25:20 PM
cheese who was
Title: Re: The Three Word Story Thread
Post by: Mikey on September 25, 2011, 07:31:02 PM
murdered brutally by
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Post by: turbo on September 26, 2011, 06:35:17 AM
one of the
Title: Re: The Three Word Story Thread
Post by: Pedro on September 26, 2011, 07:24:54 AM
smaller cheeses because
Title: Re: The Three Word Story Thread
Post by: fitzy on September 26, 2011, 12:09:25 PM
of an obstinate
Title: Re: The Three Word Story Thread
Post by: sawtooth on September 26, 2011, 12:25:07 PM
blockage of his
Title: Re: The Three Word Story Thread
Post by: Pedro on September 26, 2011, 12:29:07 PM
own special whey
Title: Re: The Three Word Story Thread
Post by: sawtooth on September 26, 2011, 03:00:15 PM
. Genesis' bovine lovesong,
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Post by: Mikey on September 26, 2011, 08:54:47 PM
written underneath a
Title: Re: The Three Word Story Thread
Post by: rogerg on September 26, 2011, 09:50:19 PM
genuine bovine love
Title: Re: The Three Word Story Thread
Post by: Mikey on September 26, 2011, 10:01:54 PM
handle which hung
Title: Re: The Three Word Story Thread
Post by: RacingHippo on September 26, 2011, 11:11:15 PM
like an inflatable
Title: Re: The Three Word Story Thread
Post by: Pedro on September 27, 2011, 12:01:53 AM
and yet strangely
Title: Re: The Three Word Story Thread
Post by: Mikey on September 27, 2011, 06:04:43 AM
deformed mutated banana
Title: Re: The Three Word Story Thread
Post by: johninblack on September 27, 2011, 09:36:27 AM
that had travelled
Title: Re: The Three Word Story Thread
Post by: Pedro on September 27, 2011, 01:17:59 PM
to Helen Bach
Title: Re: The Three Word Story Thread
Post by: Mikey on September 27, 2011, 06:01:40 PM
with Johanne Sebastian
Title: Re: The Three Word Story Thread
Post by: sawtooth on September 28, 2011, 11:18:10 AM
Sidebottom, the infamous
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Post by: fitzy on September 28, 2011, 11:27:23 AM
and portly castrato
Title: Re: The Three Word Story Thread
Post by: Pedro on September 28, 2011, 11:50:15 AM
hurdling accident victim
Title: Re: The Three Word Story Thread
Post by: sawtooth on September 28, 2011, 03:40:02 PM
who caught his
Title: Re: The Three Word Story Thread
Post by: turbo on September 28, 2011, 06:00:45 PM
crown jewels in
Title: Re: The Three Word Story Thread
Post by: Pedro on September 28, 2011, 06:32:58 PM
a carrier bag
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Post by: Mikey on September 28, 2011, 08:32:36 PM
full of liquid
Title: Re: The Three Word Story Thread
Post by: L33VEY on September 28, 2011, 08:36:14 PM
nitrogen and apples
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Post by: Mikey on September 28, 2011, 08:44:06 PM
which burnt fiercely
Title: Re: The Three Word Story Thread
Post by: sawtooth on September 28, 2011, 09:08:31 PM
through his latex
Title: Re: The Three Word Story Thread
Post by: Mikey on September 28, 2011, 09:24:04 PM
mankini exposing his
Title: Re: The Three Word Story Thread
Post by: sawtooth on September 28, 2011, 09:27:57 PM
rhyming couplets which
Title: Re: The Three Word Story Thread
Post by: Pedro on September 28, 2011, 09:44:43 PM
taste nice grilled
Title: Re: The Three Word Story Thread
Post by: Mikey on September 29, 2011, 06:07:23 AM
on a bed
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Post by: johninblack on September 29, 2011, 08:03:15 AM
of grilled trout.
Title: Re: The Three Word Story Thread
Post by: Pedro on September 29, 2011, 08:40:25 AM
Interrogated fish taste
Title: Re: The Three Word Story Thread
Post by: johninblack on September 29, 2011, 09:11:23 AM
like pork cooked
Title: Re: The Three Word Story Thread
Post by: RacingHippo on September 29, 2011, 09:12:06 AM
over a slowly
Title: Re: The Three Word Story Thread
Post by: johninblack on September 29, 2011, 09:19:57 AM
maturing dung heap
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Post by: RacingHippo on September 29, 2011, 12:17:15 PM
left by a
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Post by: fitzy on September 29, 2011, 01:16:35 PM
flatulent wandering minstrel
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Post by: E.S. on September 29, 2011, 02:43:34 PM
whose flute was
Title: Re: The Three Word Story Thread
Post by: sawtooth on September 29, 2011, 03:18:21 PM
stolen from Jethro
Title: Re: The Three Word Story Thread
Post by: E.S. on September 29, 2011, 05:21:16 PM
Tool. It's somewhat
Title: Re: The Three Word Story Thread
Post by: Mikey on September 29, 2011, 05:27:14 PM
bent out of
Title: Re: The Three Word Story Thread
Post by: turbo on September 29, 2011, 08:01:16 PM
shape because he
Title: Re: The Three Word Story Thread
Post by: sawtooth on September 29, 2011, 08:03:13 PM
met Uri Geller
Title: Re: The Three Word Story Thread
Post by: lyn on September 29, 2011, 08:29:31 PM
who rubbed it :o
Title: Re: The Three Word Story Thread
Post by: Mikey on September 29, 2011, 08:54:38 PM
furiously until it
Title: Re: The Three Word Story Thread
Post by: johninblack on September 29, 2011, 09:11:14 PM
spat strange sticky
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Post by: Mikey on September 29, 2011, 09:22:41 PM
jammy dodgers at
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Post by: johninblack on September 29, 2011, 09:33:25 PM
someone who wasn't
Title: Re: The Three Word Story Thread
Post by: lyn on September 29, 2011, 09:34:07 PM
paying much attention
Title: Re: The Three Word Story Thread
Post by: Mikey on September 29, 2011, 09:42:52 PM
to the size
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Post by: Pedro on September 29, 2011, 10:10:45 PM
label in their

Note: I'll periodically update the very first post in this thread with the whole story so far!
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Post by: johninblack on September 29, 2011, 10:55:01 PM
very, very large
Title: Re: The Three Word Story Thread
Post by: fitzy on September 29, 2011, 11:53:17 PM
velveteen hunting sporran
Title: Re: The Three Word Story Thread
Post by: Mikey on September 30, 2011, 05:40:13 AM
dangling menacingly between
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Post by: johninblack on September 30, 2011, 09:54:06 AM
Two posts. The
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Post by: Mikey on September 30, 2011, 07:19:30 PM
large bald rhinoceros
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Post by: johninblack on September 30, 2011, 08:09:34 PM
whose name was
Title: Re: The Three Word Story Thread
Post by: Mikey on September 30, 2011, 08:14:13 PM
Tim Buck II
Title: Re: The Three Word Story Thread
Post by: turbo on September 30, 2011, 09:30:04 PM
constantly passed wind
Title: Re: The Three Word Story Thread
Post by: rogerg on September 30, 2011, 10:24:23 PM
while dancing the
Title: Re: The Three Word Story Thread
Post by: johninblack on September 30, 2011, 11:55:01 PM
foxtrot while supping
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Post by: Mikey on October 01, 2011, 05:42:10 AM
copious amounts of
Title: Re: The Three Word Story Thread
Post by: johninblack on October 01, 2011, 10:35:45 AM
Ribena, this meant
Title: Re: The Three Word Story Thread
Post by: sawtooth on October 01, 2011, 02:41:54 PM
the blackcurrant content
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Post by: Pedro on October 01, 2011, 04:03:52 PM
and happy with
Title: Re: The Three Word Story Thread
Post by: lyn on October 02, 2011, 10:54:08 PM
the blacck-ur-rant contest
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Post by: Mikey on October 03, 2011, 06:28:41 AM
running locally for
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Post by: sawtooth on October 03, 2011, 02:03:41 PM
our Labour MP
Title: Re: The Three Word Story Thread
Post by: rogerg on October 03, 2011, 09:24:36 PM
who is a
Title: Re: The Three Word Story Thread
Post by: L33VEY on October 03, 2011, 09:33:07 PM
big red spokesman
Title: Re: The Three Word Story Thread
Post by: Mikey on October 04, 2011, 05:31:20 AM
who fiddles while
Title: Re: The Three Word Story Thread
Post by: turbo on October 04, 2011, 06:37:36 AM
he plays with
Title: Re: The Three Word Story Thread
Post by: E.S. on October 04, 2011, 08:30:47 AM
himself or possibly
Title: Re: The Three Word Story Thread
Post by: Mikey on October 04, 2011, 10:52:08 AM
someone else's small
Title: Re: The Three Word Story Thread
Post by: Pedro on October 04, 2011, 12:42:34 PM
group of musicians.
Title: Re: The Three Word Story Thread
Post by: rogerg on October 04, 2011, 01:30:39 PM
Who are always
Title: Re: The Three Word Story Thread
Post by: fitzy on October 04, 2011, 02:06:33 PM
..plotting their next
Title: Re: The Three Word Story Thread
Post by: turbo on October 04, 2011, 05:12:24 PM
trip to transylvania
Title: Re: The Three Word Story Thread
Post by: D S on October 04, 2011, 07:41:25 PM
for blood transfusions
Title: Re: The Three Word Story Thread
Post by: turbo on October 04, 2011, 08:46:50 PM
and steak dinners
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Post by: Mikey on October 05, 2011, 07:31:22 PM
washed down with
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Post by: turbo on October 05, 2011, 11:48:10 PM
brushes made by
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Post by: Mikey on October 06, 2011, 06:01:35 AM
Acme brush corp
Title: Re: The Three Word Story Thread
Post by: RacingHippo on October 08, 2011, 12:41:16 PM
where my Dad
Title: Re: The Three Word Story Thread
Post by: E.S. on October 08, 2011, 01:20:06 PM
got his first
Title: Re: The Three Word Story Thread
Post by: turbo on October 08, 2011, 02:00:17 PM
ever kiss on
Title: Re: The Three Word Story Thread
Post by: L33VEY on October 08, 2011, 02:23:46 PM
his ruby red      :o
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Post by: RacingHippo on October 08, 2011, 02:40:35 PM
two-seater sports
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Post by: Mikey on October 08, 2011, 02:42:35 PM
drum kit whilst
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Post by: fitzy on October 08, 2011, 02:54:58 PM
...creating the perfect
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Post by: E.S. on October 08, 2011, 04:56:50 PM
blancmange. Speaking of
Title: Re: The Three Word Story Thread
Post by: turbo on October 08, 2011, 06:02:18 PM
bananas and droopy
Title: Re: The Three Word Story Thread
Post by: Mikey on October 10, 2011, 04:24:44 PM
soft dangling earlobes
Title: Re: The Three Word Story Thread
Post by: sawtooth on October 10, 2011, 04:34:34 PM
, my pet chimp
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Post by: RacingHippo on October 10, 2011, 06:25:00 PM
, who is known
Title: Re: The Three Word Story Thread
Post by: Pedro on October 10, 2011, 07:23:12 PM
for his calligraphy
Title: Re: The Three Word Story Thread
Post by: E.S. on October 10, 2011, 07:39:53 PM
skills, had a
Title: Re: The Three Word Story Thread
Post by: Mikey on October 10, 2011, 07:43:08 PM
holy tap-dancing bucket
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Post by: Pedro on October 10, 2011, 08:38:10 PM
and an entirely
Title: Re: The Three Word Story Thread
Post by: RacingHippo on October 10, 2011, 08:45:27 PM
captivating habit of
Title: Re: The Three Word Story Thread
Post by: rogerg on October 10, 2011, 09:31:47 PM
dangling his earlobes
Title: Re: The Three Word Story Thread
Post by: johninblack on October 10, 2011, 11:38:01 PM
In festering piles
Title: Re: The Three Word Story Thread
Post by: Mikey on October 11, 2011, 05:52:21 AM
of mackerel shaped
Title: Re: The Three Word Story Thread
Post by: turbo on October 11, 2011, 06:40:24 AM
jammie dodgers and
Title: Re: The Three Word Story Thread
Post by: Mikey on October 11, 2011, 07:06:39 AM
Tunnocks tea cakes
Title: Re: The Three Word Story Thread
Post by: sawtooth on October 11, 2011, 09:03:32 AM
creating an almighty
Title: Re: The Three Word Story Thread
Post by: Mikey on October 11, 2011, 01:58:21 PM
new creation dedicated
Title: Re: The Three Word Story Thread
Post by: fitzy on October 11, 2011, 04:05:19 PM
..to the pursuit
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Post by: Mikey on October 11, 2011, 04:25:33 PM
of cheesy faced
Title: Re: The Three Word Story Thread
Post by: sawtooth on October 11, 2011, 08:57:09 PM
ripe stilton gasmasks
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Post by: johninblack on October 12, 2011, 12:26:02 AM
incorporating nuclear grade
Title: Re: The Three Word Story Thread
Post by: lyn on October 12, 2011, 12:29:22 AM
sweet chili sauce
Title: Re: The Three Word Story Thread
Post by: Mikey on October 12, 2011, 05:46:08 AM
generating copious amounts
Title: Re: The Three Word Story Thread
Post by: sawtooth on October 13, 2011, 10:34:26 AM
of intestinal discomfort
Title: Re: The Three Word Story Thread
Post by: johninblack on October 13, 2011, 03:10:40 PM
demanding immediate release
Title: Re: The Three Word Story Thread
Post by: JakeWorrell on October 13, 2011, 03:54:53 PM
of noxious gasses
Title: Re: The Three Word Story Thread
Post by: Mikey on October 13, 2011, 04:33:11 PM
through the enormous
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Post by: Pedro on October 13, 2011, 08:42:21 PM
front door. Meanwhile,


[Note: Full story updated in first post...for what it's worth... :)]
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Post by: Mikey on October 14, 2011, 05:46:48 AM
not a million
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Post by: fitzy on October 14, 2011, 02:25:18 PM
miles away a
Title: Re: The Three Word Story Thread
Post by: turbo on October 14, 2011, 02:34:33 PM
a circus clown
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Post by: Mikey on October 14, 2011, 03:15:26 PM
with a-a stutter
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Post by: Pedro on October 14, 2011, 09:41:47 PM
or breakdown cover
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Post by: Mikey on October 14, 2011, 10:53:58 PM
withdrew his large
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Post by: Pedro on October 15, 2011, 08:02:37 AM
retirement fund and
Title: Re: The Three Word Story Thread
Post by: johninblack on October 15, 2011, 10:22:08 AM
Spent it all
Title: Re: The Three Word Story Thread
Post by: L33VEY on October 15, 2011, 11:55:33 AM
on silly trinkets
Title: Re: The Three Word Story Thread
Post by: rogerg on October 15, 2011, 04:13:43 PM
shaped like chickens.
Title: Re: The Three Word Story Thread
Post by: lyn on October 15, 2011, 09:52:22 PM
Wow! Golden eggs.......
Title: Re: The Three Word Story Thread
Post by: RacingHippo on October 15, 2011, 10:11:42 PM
said Lyn, after
Title: Re: The Three Word Story Thread
Post by: lyn on October 15, 2011, 10:14:18 PM
loading up milliontown
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Post by: Mikey on October 16, 2011, 09:19:58 AM
its poultry epidermis
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Post by: lyn on October 16, 2011, 10:32:14 PM
seemed completely plucked
Title: Re: The Three Word Story Thread
Post by: Mikey on October 17, 2011, 05:39:35 AM
leaving a bald
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Post by: fitzy on October 17, 2011, 10:49:46 AM
wrinkled and exposed
Title: Re: The Three Word Story Thread
Post by: Mikey on October 17, 2011, 12:35:57 PM
skin dotted with
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Post by: RacingHippo on October 18, 2011, 09:15:19 AM
memories of old
Title: Re: The Three Word Story Thread
Post by: Mikey on October 18, 2011, 10:54:41 AM
memories of old
Title: Re: The Three Word Story Thread
Post by: sawtooth on October 18, 2011, 02:52:27 PM
lang syne, sung
Title: Re: The Three Word Story Thread
Post by: Mikey on October 18, 2011, 03:28:08 PM
in Swedish meatballs
Title: Re: The Three Word Story Thread
Post by: sawtooth on October 26, 2011, 01:46:58 PM
, bought from Ikea
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Post by: RacingHippo on October 26, 2011, 03:55:58 PM
.
So much for
Title: Re: The Three Word Story Thread
Post by: sawtooth on November 15, 2011, 10:34:25 AM
flat packed furniture,
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Post by: E.S. on November 15, 2011, 10:47:02 AM
for sitting and
Title: Re: The Three Word Story Thread
Post by: RacingHippo on November 15, 2011, 02:27:23 PM
pondering about the
Title: Re: The Three Word Story Thread
Post by: Mikey on November 15, 2011, 07:38:05 PM
meaning of life
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Post by: Mikey on November 15, 2011, 07:49:56 PM
And there we have it, lyrics for the first track on the new album. Saved you a job, Jem  :D

"Right", said Jem, "about this AGM. I can't go without new shoes or a t-shirt because of my over-the-ocean trip."

"I must", Flies the Snowman said, "stay here. It'll get better."

Then disaster struck as the snowman started to melt towards the rotating black light machine which was heading for the Pocket Sun recycling bin that's located behind the Milliontown Curry Rehabilitation Centre, where Catherine goes to Mary Jane's immaculate launderette each week.

On the shelf , behind the biscuits, are the toys that Jem used to create the two Frost* albums that we love so much that WE WANT MORE!
We might get better reception if we move the Tunnocks Tea Cakes to my stomach.

Meanwhile, over in deepest East Sussex, the New Cube blew the mains as the keyboards melted from the widdling fingers of the noisy toys. A small figure cackles with glee and then says; "Mwahahahahahaaa, at last!", as he creates the next chapter in the continuing saga of left-handedist gadget acquisition.

The chances are that new ironing boards won't taste as yummy as Cadbury's thought they would!

A sterling effort in trying to make an attempt upon the most amount of Mellotron ever played in 7/8 time ended in disaster after eight seconds. But nevertheless, unperturbed, a musical journey ensued that would open your eyes and clean out the fuzz in your naval attaché and from your great, great grandmother's sister's dog's flea's interesting vinyl collection.

Something majestic awoke with an idea.

"I know what, we can't dance while holding these two dancing baarlsps tapdancing in 11/47 with the sugar frosting melting away. Why don't we try the other sugar plum fairy mix? It might attract some different auditory responses from Monster Munch Tuesday, which happens to occur biannually when Monster Plum Fairy jumps on the Taurus Bass Pedals and makes significant impressions in the Earth's crust, creating a crimped edge, like apple pie uniformly nibbled by the ranks of marauding Frosties who migrate annually to The Peel, Kingston or, failing that, the Summer’s End where good times prog and roll.”

“Where to next?”, asked the biscuit to the gravy boat hire attendant.
She was a boat hire attendant. Her name was ‘Beau Tyre Atten-Dent’.

She was a mysterious wee lass, third frost album and two thirds short of a creek-proof paddle, with underlying tones of aromatic Patchouli wafting around her small but perfectly formed French horn-rimmed reading glasses that were slightly too thick to be beer goggles, but yet could still pass as stained glass windows, if you'd had myopic colour blindness.

Her beady eyes stared glaring at her gig ticket. December can't come ever due to medical problems that had baffled eminent neurosurgeons for many rusty relics up until the time that the big cheese who was? murdered brutally by one of the? smaller cheeses because of an obstinate blockage of ‘His Own Special Whey’, Genesis’ bovine lovesong, written underneath a genuine bovine love handle, which hung like an inflatable and yet strangely deformed mutated banana that had travelled to Helen Bach with Johanne Sebastian Sidebottom, the infamous and portly castrato hurdling accident victim, who caught his crown jewels in a carrier bag full of liquid nitrogen and apples which burnt fiercely through his latex mankini exposing his rhyming couplets, which taste nice grilled on a bed of grilled trout.

Interrogated fish taste like pork cooked over a slowly maturing dung heap left by a flatulent wandering minstrel, whose flute was stolen from Jethro Tool. It's somewhat bent out of shape because he met Uri Geller who rubbed it furiously until it spat strange sticky jammy dodgers at someone who wasn't paying much attention to the size label in their very, very large velveteen hunting sporran, dangling menacingly between Two posts.

The large bald rhinoceros, whose name was Tim Buck II, constantly passed wind while dancing the foxtrot while supping copious amounts of Ribena. This meant the blackcurrant, content and happy with the blacck-ur-rant contest running locally for our Labour MP, who is a big red spokesman who fiddles while he plays with? himself or possibly someone else's small group of musicians, who are always plotting their next trip to transylvania for blood transfusions and steak dinners washed down with brushes made by Acme brush corp, where my Dad got his first ever kiss on his ruby red, two-seater sports drum kit, whilst creating the perfect blancmange. Speaking of bananas and droopy? soft dangling earlobes, my pet chimp, who is known for his calligraphy skills, had a holy tap-dancing bucket and an entirely captivating habit of dangling his earlobes in festering piles of mackerel shaped jammie dodgers and Tunnocks tea cakes, creating an almighty new creation dedicated to the pursuit of cheesy faced ripe stilton gasmasks incorporating nuclear grade sweet chili sauce, generating copious amounts of intestinal discomfort demanding immediate release of noxious gasses through the enormous front door.

Meanwhile, not a million miles away a a circus clown with a-a stutter or breakdown cover withdrew his large retirement fund and Spent it all on silly trinkets shaped like chickens. Wow! Golden eggs.......  said Lyn, after loading up milliontown its poultry epidermis seemed completely plucked leaving a bald wrinkled and exposed skin dotted with memories of old memories of old lang syne, sung in Swedish meatballs, bought from Ikea. So much for flat packed furniture, for sitting and pondering about the meaning of life
Title: Re: The Three Word Story Thread
Post by: Pedro on November 16, 2011, 11:39:22 PM
imprisonment for zombies
Title: Re: The Three Word Story Thread
Post by: rogerg on November 17, 2011, 12:19:33 AM
who happen to
Title: Re: The Three Word Story Thread
Post by: Mikey on November 17, 2011, 05:11:00 AM
write track two
Title: Re: The Three Word Story Thread
Post by: Pedro on November 17, 2011, 06:52:37 AM
without realising that
Title: Re: The Three Word Story Thread
Post by: RacingHippo on November 17, 2011, 09:08:49 AM
they were contributing
Title: Re: The Three Word Story Thread
Post by: fitzy on November 17, 2011, 11:26:54 AM
to a masterwork
Title: Re: The Three Word Story Thread
Post by: sawtooth on November 17, 2011, 12:05:43 PM
Daniel O'Donnell tribute
Title: Re: The Three Word Story Thread
Post by: fitzy on November 17, 2011, 01:15:23 PM
of Pantera covers
Title: Re: The Three Word Story Thread
Post by: RacingHippo on November 17, 2011, 02:28:44 PM
, to be played
Title: Re: The Three Word Story Thread
Post by: johninblack on November 17, 2011, 03:07:36 PM
with old rusted
Title: Re: The Three Word Story Thread
Post by: Mikey on November 17, 2011, 04:47:58 PM
bedsprings coated with
Title: Re: The Three Word Story Thread
Post by: johninblack on November 17, 2011, 06:49:16 PM
cheese sauce and
Title: Re: The Three Word Story Thread
Post by: Mikey on November 18, 2011, 04:59:41 AM
iron filings, creating
Title: Re: The Three Word Story Thread
Post by: Trapezium Artist on November 18, 2011, 03:29:46 PM
a tasty magnetic
Title: Re: The Three Word Story Thread
Post by: Mikey on November 18, 2011, 05:02:11 PM
boil oozing a
Title: Re: The Three Word Story Thread
Post by: johninblack on November 19, 2011, 09:41:34 AM
sweet yet sickly
Title: Re: The Three Word Story Thread
Post by: Mikey on November 19, 2011, 12:37:46 PM
pustulent liquid which
Title: Re: The Three Word Story Thread
Post by: rogerg on November 19, 2011, 05:51:21 PM
turns most esophagi
Title: Re: The Three Word Story Thread
Post by: johninblack on November 19, 2011, 06:52:46 PM
inside out and
Title: Re: The Three Word Story Thread
Post by: RacingHippo on November 20, 2011, 10:14:40 AM
Quote from: "we"
Meanwhile, not a million miles away a a circus clown with a-a stutter or breakdown cover withdrew his large retirement fund and Spent it all on silly trinkets shaped like chickens. Wow! Golden eggs....... said Lyn. After loading up milliontown, its poultry epidermis seemed completely plucked leaving a bald wrinkled and exposed skin dotted with memories of old memories of old lang syne, sung in Swedish meatballs, bought from Ikea. So much for flat packed furniture, for sitting and pondering about the meaning of life imprisonment for zombies who happen to write track two without realising that they were contributing to a masterwork Daniel O'Donnell tribute of Pantera covers, to be played with old rusted bedsrings coated with cheese sauce and iron filings, crating a tasty magnetic boil oozing a sweet yet sickly pustulent liquid which turns most esophogi inside out and

purple.

According to
Title: Re: The Three Word Story Thread
Post by: johninblack on November 20, 2011, 10:37:20 AM
Mr Jem Godfrey
Title: Re: The Three Word Story Thread
Post by: L33VEY on November 20, 2011, 01:49:25 PM
Frost* Mark Three
Title: Re: The Three Word Story Thread
Post by: Pedro on November 20, 2011, 02:56:13 PM
equals Gas Mark
Title: Re: The Three Word Story Thread
Post by: RacingHippo on November 20, 2011, 03:02:23 PM
Johnston (the notorious
Title: Re: The Three Word Story Thread
Post by: Mikey on November 20, 2011, 04:25:53 PM
phantom raspbery blower
Title: Re: The Three Word Story Thread
Post by: johninblack on November 20, 2011, 04:41:20 PM
with very smelly
Title: Re: The Three Word Story Thread
Post by: sawtooth on November 24, 2011, 12:27:13 PM
pyrotechnical box of

'Gas Mark Johnston' - what a fab name for a firestarter!
Title: Re: The Three Word Story Thread
Post by: Mikey on November 24, 2011, 01:20:11 PM
unwashed repugant & degenerating
Title: Re: The Three Word Story Thread
Post by: L33VEY on November 24, 2011, 07:38:44 PM
iced Frost*erisk biscuits
Title: Re: The Three Word Story Thread
Post by: catherine on November 24, 2011, 08:10:48 PM
baked by Nellie
Title: Re: The Three Word Story Thread
Post by: rogerg on November 24, 2011, 10:14:08 PM
which ensures their
Title: Re: The Three Word Story Thread
Post by: RobRideout on November 24, 2011, 11:23:24 PM
Perpetual tastyness). This
Title: Re: The Three Word Story Thread
Post by: Mikey on November 25, 2011, 05:29:01 AM
could not have
Title: Re: The Three Word Story Thread
Post by: catherine on November 25, 2011, 09:24:23 AM
possibly been anticipated
Title: Re: The Three Word Story Thread
Post by: RacingHippo on November 26, 2011, 07:53:25 AM
were it not
Title: Re: The Three Word Story Thread
Post by: Mikey on November 26, 2011, 08:10:33 AM
for the rambling
Title: Re: The Three Word Story Thread
Post by: lyn on November 26, 2011, 11:55:41 AM
on
and on
Title: Re: The Three Word Story Thread
Post by: Mikey on November 26, 2011, 12:38:15 PM
and on and
Title: Re: The Three Word Story Thread
Post by: catherine on November 26, 2011, 01:58:28 PM
on and on
Title: Re: The Three Word Story Thread
Post by: Mikey on November 26, 2011, 04:32:34 PM
and on and  (if it didn't it wouldn't be rambling)
Title: Re: The Three Word Story Thread
Post by: Pedro on November 26, 2011, 05:44:51 PM
off then on
Title: Re: The Three Word Story Thread
Post by: fitzy on November 26, 2011, 06:55:41 PM
to-ing and fro-ing
Title: Re: The Three Word Story Thread
Post by: Pedro on November 26, 2011, 07:16:20 PM
flipping and flopping
Title: Re: The Three Word Story Thread
Post by: Mikey on November 26, 2011, 08:25:11 PM
backwards and forwards
Title: Re: The Three Word Story Thread
Post by: johninblack on November 26, 2011, 08:31:55 PM
Thisway and that








only an ickle cheat!!
Title: Re: The Three Word Story Thread
Post by: turbo on November 26, 2011, 09:55:54 PM
untill it became
Title: Re: The Three Word Story Thread
Post by: rogerg on November 27, 2011, 01:11:12 AM
so loquaciously redundant
Title: Re: The Three Word Story Thread
Post by: RobRideout on November 27, 2011, 04:10:14 AM
That not even
Title: Re: The Three Word Story Thread
Post by: Mikey on November 27, 2011, 07:04:20 AM
Quote from: "rogerg"
loquaciously

(scrambles for dictionary)
Title: Re: The Three Word Story Thread
Post by: RacingHippo on November 27, 2011, 08:46:16 AM
fancy-schmancy words
Title: Re: The Three Word Story Thread
Post by: Mikey on November 27, 2011, 08:54:46 AM
could fully explain
Title: Re: The Three Word Story Thread
Post by: lyn on November 27, 2011, 09:08:02 AM
("dictionary" 's not fancy-schmancy!)!
Title: Re: The Three Word Story Thread
Post by: Mikey on November 27, 2011, 09:15:36 AM
Nice one Lyn
Title: Re: The Three Word Story Thread
Post by: lyn on December 17, 2011, 07:18:59 PM
Peel-alicious-gig dread-notes piled-on-in......
Title: Re: The Three Word Story Thread
Post by: sawtooth on March 06, 2012, 09:52:25 AM
with rampant hyphenation
Title: Re: The Three Word Story Thread
Post by: Pedro on March 06, 2012, 01:09:38 PM
and dashed de-term-in-ation
Title: Re: The Three Word Story Thread
Post by: Mikey on March 06, 2012, 06:45:42 PM
in-con-clus-ive-ly de-mol-ish-ing the-or-et-ic-al
Title: Re: The Three Word Story Thread
Post by: sawtooth on March 07, 2012, 11:24:19 AM
limits of punctuation
Title: Re: The Three Word Story Thread
Post by: Pedro on March 07, 2012, 10:36:52 PM
and hyphen stocks.
Title: Re: The Three Word Story Thread
Post by: Mikey on March 08, 2012, 08:06:10 PM
What? No hyphens?
Title: Re: The Three Word Story Thread
Post by: Pedro on March 08, 2012, 08:22:16 PM
Only under_scores left
Title: Re: The Three Word Story Thread
Post by: Mikey on March 08, 2012, 08:29:13 PM
Does_that_mean_this_is_still three words?
Title: Re: The Three Word Story Thread
Post by: johninblack on March 08, 2012, 08:30:37 PM
Quote from: "Mikey"
Does_that_mean_this_is_still three words?
No it isn't,
Title: Re: The Three Word Story Thread
Post by: johninblack on March 08, 2012, 08:30:59 PM
Quote from: "johninblack"
Quote from: "Mikey"
Does_that_mean_this_is_still three words?
No it isn't,
But that was!
Title: Re: The Three Word Story Thread
Post by: Mikey on March 08, 2012, 08:40:54 PM
OK, try this
Title: Re: The Three Word Story Thread
Post by: lyn on March 08, 2012, 09:06:11 PM
ok.... try what?
Title: Re: The Three Word Story Thread
Post by: Mikey on March 08, 2012, 09:08:05 PM
anything you want
Title: Re: The Three Word Story Thread
Post by: lyn on March 08, 2012, 09:17:59 PM
...you got it
Title: Re: The Three Word Story Thread
Post by: sawtooth on March 09, 2012, 09:46:18 AM
said Roy Orbison
Title: Re: The Three Word Story Thread
Post by: Mikey on March 09, 2012, 07:21:54 PM
only the lonely
Title: Re: The Three Word Story Thread
Post by: rogerg on March 10, 2012, 12:39:35 AM
can survive the
Title: Re: The Three Word Story Thread
Post by: Mikey on March 10, 2012, 10:09:00 AM
Great Pretender, uptown
Title: Re: The Three Word Story Thread
Post by: RacingHippo on March 12, 2012, 10:13:55 AM
girl, with her
Title: Re: The Three Word Story Thread
Post by: rogerg on March 12, 2012, 12:15:37 PM
damn, can't remember
Title: Re: The Three Word Story Thread
Post by: Mikey on March 12, 2012, 06:00:48 PM
Mean Woman blues ?
Title: Re: The Three Word Story Thread
Post by: rogerg on March 12, 2012, 06:44:45 PM
Not my woman!!
Title: Re: The Three Word Story Thread
Post by: Mikey on March 13, 2012, 07:25:47 PM
Oh.....Pretty Woman
Title: Re: The Three Word Story Thread
Post by: sawtooth on March 14, 2012, 12:21:16 AM
proclaimed Richard Gere
Title: Re: The Three Word Story Thread
Post by: Mikey on March 14, 2012, 06:53:34 PM
to Roger's beloved
Title: Re: The Three Word Story Thread
Post by: rogerg on March 14, 2012, 08:02:42 PM
indeed she is
Title: Re: The Three Word Story Thread
Post by: Mikey on March 14, 2012, 08:58:17 PM
replied Roger smugly  :D
Title: Re: The Three Word Story Thread
Post by: rogerg on March 15, 2012, 12:14:33 PM
heh heh heh
Title: Re: The Three Word Story Thread
Post by: Mikey on March 15, 2012, 09:50:47 PM
he tittered whilst
Title: Re: The Three Word Story Thread
Post by: sawtooth on March 16, 2012, 11:27:50 AM
juggling three hamsters
Title: Re: The Three Word Story Thread
Post by: Mikey on March 17, 2012, 08:51:11 AM
, an elephant and
Title: Re: The Three Word Story Thread
Post by: RacingHippo on March 21, 2012, 01:43:02 PM
three part-time
Title: Re: The Three Word Story Thread
Post by: RobRideout on March 21, 2012, 02:00:34 PM
roller stating rhinocerouses(?).
Title: Re: The Three Word Story Thread
Post by: johninblack on March 21, 2012, 09:59:01 PM
Quote from: "RobRideout"
roller stating rhinocerouses(?).
Would these be Rhinos that roll around making bold statements?
Title: Re: The Three Word Story Thread
Post by: sawtooth on March 22, 2012, 10:15:24 AM
Animal Welfare, horrified
Title: Re: The Three Word Story Thread
Post by: Mikey on March 22, 2012, 08:04:04 PM
unduely, regurgitated hippos
Title: Re: The Three Word Story Thread
Post by: Pedro on March 22, 2012, 10:34:20 PM
("unduely" means "singley")
Title: Re: The Three Word Story Thread
Post by: Mikey on March 24, 2012, 10:35:28 AM
reconstituted into ginormous
Title: Re: The Three Word Story Thread
Post by: sawtooth on March 25, 2012, 12:00:43 AM
pendulous bingo wings
Title: Re: The Three Word Story Thread
Post by: Mikey on March 25, 2012, 04:49:15 PM
dehydrated following disturbingly