Frost*ies

Frost* => Any Other Business => Topic started by: Brom on March 08, 2009, 08:43:03 PM

Title: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 1580 Limericks!!)
Post by: Brom on March 08, 2009, 08:43:03 PM
Not original on the net, but as far as I know, not before played on these hallowed grounds. How about a game or six of Limericks.

Rules are simple, Frost*ies take it in turn to add ONE line to the current limerick. The lucky Frostie who completes the last line of exceptional poetry is allowed to start the next limerick if they want to. We all know that nothing rhymes with orange, and precious little with Godfrey, so try and keep it open - IF you think it's worth having a go. Comments are welcome, maybe just build the limerick in quotes, lines in bold?. I'm sure, being clever Frost*ies, we can make up the format as we go along.

OK, as I was here first   ;)   I'll kick things off with....

A proggy composer called Jem,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: rogerg on March 08, 2009, 08:47:00 PM
great idea, Brom!  I was thinking of working on the wine-beer, fine-queer poem into a limerick, but this is better!

A proggy composer called Jem,
whose music was creme de la creme,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Nellie on March 08, 2009, 08:57:29 PM
I read that as "composter" :lol:

A proggy composer called Jem,
whose music was creme de la creme,
Ate kale for his dinner,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: wickedwitch on March 08, 2009, 09:26:33 PM
A proggy composer called Jem,
whose music was creme de la creme,
Ate kale for his dinner,
to make him look thinner,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: catherine on March 08, 2009, 09:32:57 PM
A proggy composer called Jem,
whose music was creme de la creme,
Ate kale for his dinner,
to make him look thinner,
But coughed up a load of green phlegm!
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: rogerg on March 08, 2009, 09:33:55 PM
Quote from: "catherine"
A proggy composer called Jem,
whose music was creme de la creme,
Ate kale for his dinner,
to make him look thinner,
But coughed up a load of green phlegm!


yay!

so you have honors to start the next one, Catherine!
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: catherine on March 08, 2009, 09:34:35 PM
OK, I see it's my turn to start the next one...

There once was a singer called Dec,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Brom on March 08, 2009, 09:56:39 PM
Quote from: "rogerg"
Quote from: "catherine"
A proggy composer called Jem,
whose music was creme de la creme,
Ate kale for his dinner,
to make him look thinner,
But coughed up a load of green phlegm!


yay!


Boom Boom!  :D

There once was a singer called Dec
Who liked gadgets and all things hi-tec
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Nellie on March 08, 2009, 10:07:35 PM
There once was a singer called Dec
Who liked gadgets and all things hi-tec
He sang all the high notes,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Pedro on March 08, 2009, 11:10:22 PM
There once was a singer called Dec
Who liked gadgets and all things hi-tec
He sang all the high notes,
And gave radiant quotes,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Bert on March 09, 2009, 08:53:27 PM
There once was a singer called Dec
Who liked gadgets and all things hi-tec
He sang all the high notes,
And gave radiant quotes,
About how Jem never passes the smokes
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Brom on March 09, 2009, 08:59:20 PM
Quote from: "Bert"
There once was a singer called Dec
Who liked gadgets and all things hi-tec
He sang all the high notes,
And gave radiant quotes,
About how Jem never passes the smokes

Err Hello Bert... umm, possibly very true (Tho considering Mr. G's generousity, in real life, I doubt it!), but it needs a little tweaking mate... :D (Whispers... it's gotta rhyme with dec)
 :D
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: L33VEY on March 09, 2009, 10:14:57 PM
There once was a singer called Dec
Who liked gadgets and all things hi-tec
He sang all the high notes,
And gave radiant quotes,
But ended each gig as a wreck.
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Bert on March 09, 2009, 10:25:16 PM
Quote from: "Brom"
Quote from: "Bert"
There once was a singer called Dec
Who liked gadgets and all things hi-tec
He sang all the high notes,
And gave radiant quotes,
About how Jem never passes the smokes

Err Hello Bert... umm, possibly very true (Tho considering Mr. G's generousity, in real life, I doubt it!), but it needs a little tweaking mate... :D (Whispers... it's gotta rhyme with dec)
 :D

Ohhhh, riiighhhhtt. It's a limerick ???  Silly me, I thought we were just passing the parcel, as it were.

No really, I did, OK ?

Not embarrassed at all  :oops:

I humbly withdraw.
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: L33VEY on March 09, 2009, 10:31:28 PM
Right - Let's go....

There once was a band called Frost*
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: catherine on March 09, 2009, 10:40:43 PM
There once was a band called Frost*
Whose members all seemed a bit lost
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: rogerg on March 09, 2009, 11:16:12 PM
There once was a band called Frost*
Whose members all seemed a bit lost
but the truth of it is
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Pedro on March 10, 2009, 02:53:48 AM
There once was a band called Frost*
Whose members all seemed a bit lost
but the truth of it is,
when you work in "show biz",
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: FantomG on March 10, 2009, 07:20:35 AM
There once was a band called Frost*
Whose members all seemed a bit lost
but the truth of it is,
when you work in "show biz",
Never consider the cost!


...


New one (?):

Lest we forget young Mitchell,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Nellie on March 10, 2009, 09:47:52 AM
Yes it's your go to start.
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: catherine on March 10, 2009, 09:50:42 AM
Nellie, he had started, with a rather hard-to-rhyme first line!
I'll have a go anyway... good luck to the person who has to find another rhyme for "Mitchell" - it's almost as bad as "orange" or "silver"!

Lest we forget young Mitchell,
(And I doubt that wickedwitch 'll),
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Nellie on March 10, 2009, 10:29:08 AM
Oops! I thought it was just a prod. :lol:

Lest we forget young Mitchell,
(And I doubt that wickedwitch 'll),
As he looks for his plectrum,






(careful....)
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Pedro on March 10, 2009, 12:26:37 PM
Lest we forget young Mitchell,
(And I doubt that wickedwitch 'll),
As he looks for his plectrum,
which is under Bob's kick-drum,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Brom on March 10, 2009, 12:56:50 PM
Lest we forget young Mitchell,
(And I doubt that wickedwitch 'll),
As he looks for his plectrum,
which is under Bob's kick-drum,
in a tatty and smelly old towel.

Difficult but well done all, and full marks for avoiding 'the obvious' in line four   :lol:

A bit easier, hopefully....  :D

John J's got a hole in his stocking
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: catherine on March 10, 2009, 12:59:09 PM
Brom, you can't rhyme "towel" with Mitchell!!

John J's got a hole in his stocking
The exposure was dreadfully shocking
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Tricky on March 10, 2009, 01:02:20 PM
John J's got a hole in his stocking
The exposure was dreadfully shocking
He said "my bum's cold"


(And that makes me a jammie dodger :) )
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Nellie on March 10, 2009, 01:11:16 PM
John J's got a hole in his stocking
The exposure was dreadfully shocking
He said "my bum's cold"
But I'm still centrefold,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: D S on March 10, 2009, 01:28:25 PM
John J's got a hole in his stocking
The exposure was dreadfully shocking
He said "my bum's cold"
But I'm still centrefold,
So could do without all of you mocking.

Next one!  :D

There once was a drummer called Andy
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: The Cosmic Lawnmower on March 10, 2009, 01:39:05 PM
There once was a drummer called Andy
Who with a couple of sticks was quite handy
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Brom on March 10, 2009, 05:04:33 PM
Catherine - I know it did not rhyme with Mitchell, however, after a fruitless search at lunchtime for something that does, I felt I needed to... well, throw in the towel.
 :D

There once was a drummer called Andy
Who with a couple of sticks was quite handy
Then one night down the pub
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: johninblack on March 10, 2009, 05:14:17 PM
There once was a drummer called Andy
Who with a couple of sticks was quite handy
Then one night down the pub
He picked up a club
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Nellie on March 10, 2009, 05:27:04 PM
There once was a drummer called Andy
Who with a couple of sticks was quite handy
Then one night down the pub
He picked up a club
And walloped some blokes bitter shandy
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Nellie on March 10, 2009, 05:28:05 PM
Ooops, my go.

There once was a dog name of Prog,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: johninblack on March 10, 2009, 06:44:25 PM
There once was a dog name of Prog,
Who got his head stuck in the bog,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: catherine on March 10, 2009, 07:08:59 PM
There once was a dog name of Prog,
Who got his head stuck in the bog,
He howled and he whined,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: johninblack on March 10, 2009, 07:40:36 PM
There once was a dog name of Prog,
Who got his head stuck in the bog,
He howled and he whined,
But his head was entwined,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: FantomG on March 10, 2009, 07:57:41 PM
There once was a dog name of Prog,
Who got his head stuck in the bog,
He howled and he whined,
But his head was entwined,
Now he just croaks more like a frog!



...not very riveting I know .....queue the groans...& apologies about the tough one earlier .....

Okay, is this a little easier..

                                                   ~

We turn now to Nick D'Virgilio,



 :shock:
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: L33VEY on March 10, 2009, 08:13:27 PM
We turn now to Nick D'Virgilio,
Who bangs on his drums like Billy-o
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: D S on March 10, 2009, 08:15:20 PM
We turn now to Nick D'Virgilio,
Who bangs on his drums like Billy-o
He plays for Spock's Beard
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: johninblack on March 10, 2009, 08:49:04 PM
We turn now to Nick D'Virgilio,
Who bangs on his drums like Billy-o
He plays for Spock's Beard,
Some claim he's weird,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: catherine on March 10, 2009, 08:52:49 PM
We turn now to Nick D'Virgilio,
Who bangs on his drums like Billy-o
He plays for Spock's Beard
Some claim he's weird,
But I think they're a bit silly-o.
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: catherine on March 10, 2009, 08:54:50 PM
My turn again...

The Frost*ies eat biscuits galore,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: The Cosmic Lawnmower on March 10, 2009, 09:01:50 PM
The Frost*ies eat biscuits galore
You can tell by the crumbs on the floor
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Pedro on March 10, 2009, 09:03:37 PM
The Frost*ies eat biscuits galore
You can tell by the crumbs on the floor
But don't fetch the Hoover
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Brom on March 10, 2009, 09:12:42 PM
The Frost*ies eat biscuits galore
You can tell by the crumbs on the floor
But don't fetch the Hoover
Just ring up the Louvre
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: johninblack on March 10, 2009, 09:25:32 PM
The Frost*ies eat biscuits galore
You can tell by the crumbs on the floor
But don't fetch the Hoover
Just ring up the Louvre,
Coz the fat buggers can't move anymore.
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: johninblack on March 10, 2009, 09:27:00 PM
So.....my start off,


The Frosties* are clever and witty,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Pedro on March 10, 2009, 09:39:13 PM
The Frosties* are clever and witty,
And some live in Cuddlicity,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Mouse on March 10, 2009, 09:42:52 PM
The Frosties* are clever and witty,
And some live in Cuddlicity,
They rant and they ramble
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: rogerg on March 10, 2009, 09:44:54 PM
The Frosties* are clever and witty,
And some live in Cuddlicity,
They rant and they ramble
they drink and they gamble
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Pedro on March 10, 2009, 09:48:02 PM
The Frosties* are clever and witty,
And some live in Cuddlicity,
They rant and they ramble
they drink and they gamble
But only to get more publicity


On the hills above Milliontown,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: rogerg on March 10, 2009, 09:49:10 PM
Quote from: "Pedro"
The Frosties* are clever and witty,
And some live in Cuddlicity,
They rant and they ramble
they drink and they gamble
But only to get more publicity

your honors, sir!
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Pedro on March 10, 2009, 09:50:40 PM
Sorry, edited in the new first line above....
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: rogerg on March 10, 2009, 09:54:05 PM
On the hills above Milliontown,
wonderland, you and I, with no frown
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: catherine on March 10, 2009, 10:36:53 PM
On the hills above Milliontown,
wonderland, you and I, with no frown
The Other Me wanders
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Tricky on March 10, 2009, 10:43:33 PM
On the hills above Milliontown,
wonderland, you and I, with no frown
The Other Me wanders
In the Black Light he ponders,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Mouse on March 10, 2009, 10:59:46 PM
On the hills above Milliontown,
wonderland, you and I, with no frown
The Other Me wanders
In the Black Light he ponders,
While the psycho from Toys hunts him down.

My turn to start, right?

As Jem executed a Mellotron,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Rob Cott on March 10, 2009, 11:34:52 PM
Just thought I'd pop in quickly to say loving these, guys - and right now I can't think, let alone think of anything that rhymes with Mellotron!

So back to you...hold on - wait a minute...

As Jem executed a Mellotron
He suddenly remembered Marillion

(Feel free to replace if it is not up to your high standards!)
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: rogerg on March 11, 2009, 12:08:07 AM
As Jem executed a Mellotron
He suddenly remembered Marillion
as he watched the tapes break
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: FantomG on March 11, 2009, 07:14:05 AM
As Jem executed a Mellotron
He suddenly remembered Marillion
as he watched the tapes break
With Steve H at a Wake,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Brom on March 11, 2009, 08:10:49 AM
As Jem executed a Mellotron
He suddenly remembered Marillion
as he watched the tapes break
With Steve H at a Wake
And a noise like a buzzing dipteron. (http://http://www.thefreedictionary.com/dipteron)


(If nothing else I learned a new word today!)
Bravo on the above everyone, especially liked the the 'Wonderland' one... fantastic! :D

Try this one....

With experiments designed for masses
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: catherine on March 11, 2009, 09:19:38 AM
With experiments designed for masses
Jem appealed to the chattering classes
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: rogerg on March 11, 2009, 09:47:07 AM
With experiments designed for masses
Jem appealed to the chattering classes
while we hyperventilate
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Dave M on March 11, 2009, 11:03:41 AM
Quote from: "rogerg"
With experiments designed for masses
Jem appealed to the chattering classes
while we hyperventilate

And the hobbits procrastinate ...
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Pedro on March 11, 2009, 12:37:20 PM
Deepest apologies to Cosmic Lawnmower - I accidentally moderated his post into the ether.
Here is a feeble attempt to re-instate it.....bad Pedro... :oops:

Quote from: "Cosmic Lawnmower"
With experiments designed for masses
Jem appealed to the chattering classes
while we hyperventilate
And the hobbits procrastinate
Jem sorted Cosmic out with backstage passes


Next one:-

JJ weilded a pretty mean Ricky
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Pedro on March 11, 2009, 12:38:38 PM
JJ weilded a pretty mean Ricky
but it ended getting quite sticky
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Brom on March 11, 2009, 12:47:33 PM
JJ weilded a pretty mean Ricky
but it ended getting quite sticky
as a result of this jam
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: catherine on March 11, 2009, 12:48:46 PM
JJ wielded a pretty mean Ricky
but it ended getting quite sticky
as a result of this jam
He wiped it with ham
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: ProgDog on March 11, 2009, 01:55:46 PM
Quote from: "FantomG"
There once was a dog name of Prog,
Who got his head stuck in the bog,
He howled and he whined,
But his head was entwined,
Now he just croaks more like a frog!
Gribit, gribit. :lol:
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: ProgDog on March 11, 2009, 01:58:49 PM
JJ wielded a pretty mean Ricky
but it ended getting quite sticky
as a result of this jam
He wiped it with ham
And Jem Stood there taking the mickey.
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: D S on March 11, 2009, 05:33:52 PM
Quote from: "ProgDog"
Quote from: "FantomG"
There once was a dog name of Prog,
Who got his head stuck in the bog,
He howled and he whined,
But his head was entwined,
Now he just croaks more like a frog!
Gribit, gribit. :lol:
That'll be a Thunderfrog I trust.  ;)

Come on ProgDog - you get the honour of starting the next one...
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: ProgDog on March 11, 2009, 05:37:58 PM
Quote from: "D S"

Come on ProgDog - you get the honour of starting the next one...

Doh! Stupid ProgDog. :D OK........

A naked bassist named JJ,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Gandalf1986 on March 11, 2009, 06:43:27 PM
Quote from: "ProgDog"
A naked bassist named JJ,

A naked bassist named JJ,
made horses out of clay
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: catherine on March 11, 2009, 09:34:42 PM
A naked bassist named JJ,
made horses out of clay
Except for their feet
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Bokkie on March 11, 2009, 09:42:51 PM
A naked bassist named JJ,
made horses out of clay
Except for their feet
They were in for a treat
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: johninblack on March 12, 2009, 03:06:36 AM
A naked bassist named JJ,
made horses out of clay
Except for their feet
They were in for a treat
When the bassist named jj went neigh.
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: johninblack on March 12, 2009, 03:07:43 AM
There was once a drummer called Andy
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: FantomG on March 12, 2009, 07:12:47 AM
There was once a drummer called Andy,
Who found Paradiddles quite handy,






...stick with it  :D
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Pedro on March 12, 2009, 07:17:05 AM
There once was a drummer called Andy
Who found Paradiddles quite handy
But his talent to shoe-horn a ridiculous number of beats into quite a small space without sounding wrong was impressive and often took compositions in completely unexpected directions....

Next! :lol:

If you listen to Frost* in reverse,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: FantomG on March 12, 2009, 07:26:16 AM
Quote
But his talent to shoe-horn a ridiculous number of beats into quite a small space without sounding wrong was impressive and often took compositions in completely unexpected directions....

literally lol ...
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: johninblack on March 12, 2009, 07:35:09 AM
There once was a drummer called Andy
Who found Paradiddles quite handy
But his talent to shoe-horn a ridiculous number of beats into quite a small space without sounding wrong was impressive and often took compositions in completely unexpected directions....
And his drum kit looks fine and dandy.



 :mrgreen:
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: johninblack on March 12, 2009, 07:36:43 AM
Should we start another one......yes, I think so.....



At 3am in The Cube,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: rogerg on March 12, 2009, 09:36:23 AM
Quote from: "Pedro"
There once was a drummer called Andy
Who found Paradiddles quite handy
But his talent to shoe-horn a ridiculous number of beats into quite a small space without sounding wrong was impressive and often took compositions in completely unexpected directions....

Next! :lol:

If you listen to Frost* in reverse,


hahaha!
Quote from: "jib"
At 3am in The Cube,

but now we have two good starts!!
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Brom on March 12, 2009, 11:12:51 AM
Ohhh... Stereo!!!!!  :D

If you listen to Frost* in reverse,
Curled up with your favourite nurse


At 3am in The Cube
Jem discovered a magical tube
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Philadelphia on March 12, 2009, 01:07:31 PM
If you listen to Frost* in reverse,
Curled up with your favourite nurse
Washing down penicillin


At 3am in The Cube
Jem discovered a magical tube
Full of hobbit-y toothpaste
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Nellie on March 12, 2009, 02:47:34 PM
Quote from: "Philadelphia"
If you listen to Frost* in reverse,
Curled up with your favourite nurse
Washing down penicillin
You'll find he's quite willin'


At 3am in The Cube
Jem discovered a magical tube
Full of hobbit-y toothpaste
Right up to his slim waist
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: catherine on March 12, 2009, 06:44:13 PM
If you listen to Frost* in reverse,
Curled up with your favourite nurse
Washing down penicillin
You'll find he's quite willin'
To put a few quid in your purse


At 3am in The Cube
Jem discovered a magical tube
Full of hobbit-y toothpaste
Right up to his slim waist
So he rubbed it all over his boob
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: catherine on March 12, 2009, 07:01:36 PM
another one?

While mixing an album one day,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Pedro on March 12, 2009, 07:25:25 PM
While mixing an album one day,
Jem gave all his keyboards away,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: johninblack on March 12, 2009, 07:49:38 PM
While mixing an album one day,
Jem gave all his keyboards away,
The profit he made,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Pedro on March 12, 2009, 08:03:13 PM
While mixing an album one day,
Jem gave all his keyboards away,
The profit he made,
Was instantly paid,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: D S on March 12, 2009, 08:10:34 PM
While mixing an album one day,
Jem gave all his keyboards away,
The profit he made,
Was instantly paid,
On some new synths to play.


JM's guitar is a Cort
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Pedro on March 12, 2009, 08:24:24 PM
JM's guitar is a Cort
And thanks to their splendid support
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: catherine on March 12, 2009, 08:26:39 PM
JM's guitar is a Cort
And thanks to their splendid support
He happily strums
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: L33VEY on March 12, 2009, 08:35:00 PM
JM's guitar is a Cort
And thanks to their splendid support
He happily strums
While avoiding the crumbs
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Pedro on March 12, 2009, 08:38:17 PM
JM's guitar is a Cort
And thanks to their splendid support
He happily strums
While avoiding the crumbs
From the Topic that Mr Beck bought



When you're watching a gig from the front
 
:twisted:
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Tricky on March 12, 2009, 09:27:55 PM
When you're watching a gig from the front
If your name isn't Pedro, you'll hunt
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: L33VEY on March 12, 2009, 09:36:03 PM
When you're watching a gig from the front
If your name isn't Pedro, you'll hunt
For the biscuits on stage
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Nellie on March 12, 2009, 10:12:25 PM
Quote from: "L33VEY"
When you're watching a gig from the front
If your name isn't Pedro, you'll hunt
For the biscuits on stage
Or a place I would wage
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Pedro on March 12, 2009, 10:39:02 PM
When you're watching a gig from the front
If your name isn't Pedro, you'll hunt
For the biscuits on stage
Or a place I would wage
Where you're not stuck behind a huge chap. ;)


In this era of Twitter and Blogs,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: rogerg on March 12, 2009, 11:07:25 PM
Quote from: "Pedro"
When you're watching a gig from the front
If your name isn't Pedro, you'll hunt
For the biscuits on stage
Or a place I would wage
Where you're not stuck behind a huge chap. ;)

heh


In this era of Twitter and Blogs,
and biscuits like Chocolate Hob Nobs,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Pedro on March 12, 2009, 11:12:39 PM
In this era of Twitter and Blogs,
and biscuits like Chocolate Hob Nobs,
It's hardly surprising,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Philadelphia on March 12, 2009, 11:14:15 PM
In this era of Twitter and Blogs,
and biscuits like Chocolate Hob Nobs,
It's hardly surprising,
That your weight just keeps rising
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Pedro on March 12, 2009, 11:32:03 PM
In this era of Twitter and Blogs,
and biscuits like Chocolate Hob Nobs,
It's hardly surprising,
That your weight just keeps rising
and your Femoral artery clogs...clobs...what's a rhyme again?  ;)


Writing limericks can be quite fun,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Bokkie on March 12, 2009, 11:41:00 PM
guh..guh..guh...guh... :)
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: rogerg on March 12, 2009, 11:42:34 PM
Quote from: "Pedro"
In this era of Twitter and Blogs,
and biscuits like Chocolate Hob Nobs,
It's hardly surprising,
That your weight just keeps rising
and your Femoral artery clogs...clobs...what's a rhyme again?  ;)

 :shock:
oy!  I was thinking Caramel Logs, and saw Hob Nobs, and, well, the rest was just my sad brain.
 :P


Writing limericks can be quite fun,
when you've pocketed a tiny sun
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Pedro on March 13, 2009, 12:23:01 AM
Writing limericks can be quite fun,
when you've pocketed a tiny sun.
You can go back and forth,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Mouse on March 13, 2009, 12:33:08 AM
Writing limericks can be quite fun,
when you've pocketed a tiny sun.
You can go back and forth,
Eat like a horse,
Then finish it off with a bun.  8-)
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Pedro on March 13, 2009, 02:43:01 AM
LOL

Let's go over to the ref for a judgement....

(http://http://z.about.com/d/worldsoccer/1/0/y/4/-/-/pierluigi-collina.jpg)

"The player has clearly put down two lines in one go and then delayed the game by not starting the next limerick....the penalty is a loss of biscuit privileges for 30 seconds!".

Seems a bit harsh....  ;)
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Brom on March 13, 2009, 08:10:52 AM
Quote from: "Pedro"
LOL

Let's go over to the ref for a judgement....

"The player has clearly put down two lines in one go and then delayed the game by not starting the next limerick....the penalty is a loss of biscuit privileges for 30 seconds!".

Seems a bit harsh....  ;)

Not a bit of it. The rules, (which were hastily made up by yours truly  ;)  )clearly state ONE line per player... I don't know!!! :roll:  :lol:

OK then...

The Rules of this forum are clear
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: rogerg on March 13, 2009, 09:35:45 AM
The Rules of this forum are clear
but get cloudy when mixed with a beer
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Brom on March 13, 2009, 09:38:29 AM
Bloody ell Rog.... what time do you get up!!!  :o   :)  or was it a late nite!  :lol: I'm guessing your daylight saving switch prior to ours helps?
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: rogerg on March 13, 2009, 09:43:38 AM
Quote from: "Brom"
Bloody ell Rog.... what time do you get up!!!  :o   :)  or was it a late nite!  :lol: I'm guessing your daylight saving switch prior to ours helps?

heh  no, it's early, 5:40am here...  I'm up at about 5:15am, head to work about 6:30-ish with a 45 minute commute.
 8-)


but it's bloody cold this morning!  5° F!!   :evil:

we now return you to your regularly scheduled programming.  :D
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Hedgehog on March 13, 2009, 10:04:11 AM
The rules of this forum are clear,
But get cloudy when mixed with a beer,
What seems to make sense,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Pedro on March 13, 2009, 12:10:23 PM
The rules of this forum are clear,
But get cloudy when mixed with a beer,
What seems to make sense,
Becomes foggy and dense
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Philadelphia on March 13, 2009, 12:41:03 PM
The rules of this forum are clear,
But get cloudy when mixed with a beer,
What seems to make sense,
Becomes foggy and dense
Nevermind that! Our biscuits are here!


Jem's experiments to Frost*ies appeal
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: catherine on March 13, 2009, 12:57:31 PM
Jem's experiments to Frost*ies appeal
Caused all the Frost*ie fangirls to squeal
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Brom on March 13, 2009, 01:03:27 PM
Jem's experiments to Frost*ies appeal
Caused all the Frost*ie fangirls to squeal
"My God! - Look at THAT!"
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Nellie on March 13, 2009, 03:46:36 PM
Jem's experiments to Frost*ies appeal
Caused all the Frost*ie fangirls to squeal
"My God! - Look at THAT!"
"Some-one get a hat"
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: RacingHippo on March 13, 2009, 04:24:21 PM
Jem's experiments to Frost*ies appeal
Caused all the Frost*ie fangirls to squeal
"My God! - Look at THAT!"
"Some-one get a hat"
That shiny thing* you should conceal!


Here's a challenging one related to the last two hours of my life:

Whilst reading the posts on this forum



* I was going to say "pate" but someone might have thought it was a euphemism.
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Dave M on March 13, 2009, 04:27:50 PM
Whilst reading the posts on this forum
What struck me was the lack of decorum
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Brom on March 13, 2009, 05:56:04 PM
Whilst reading the posts on this forum
What struck me was the lack of decorum
There's no sense of order
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Tricky on March 13, 2009, 06:19:42 PM
Whilst reading the posts on this forum
What struck me was the lack of decorum
There's no sense of order
If you're north of the border
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: catherine on March 13, 2009, 06:40:59 PM
Whilst reading the posts on this forum
What struck me was the lack of decorum
There's no sense of order
If you're north of the border
Or you're south of it, just like Santorum*

*you'll have to look that one up for yourselves; it was a new one for me. My apologies to the easily offended.
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: catherine on March 13, 2009, 06:41:59 PM
i get to start one!

While playing Frost* loud in the car,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: L33VEY on March 13, 2009, 06:52:04 PM
While playing Frost* loud in the car,
The great music is heard from afar,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: RacingHippo on March 13, 2009, 08:16:42 PM
While playing Frost* loud in the car,
The great music is heard from afar,
With windows wound down,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Bokkie on March 13, 2009, 08:33:25 PM
Quote from: "catherine"
Whilst reading the posts on this forum
What struck me was the lack of decorum
There's no sense of order
If you're north of the border
Or you're south of it, just like Santorum*

*you'll have to look that one up for yourselves; it was a new one for me. My apologies to the easily offended.

I had to look it up as well. Disturbing :shock:
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Brom on March 13, 2009, 09:45:01 PM
While playing Frost* loud in the car,
The great music is heard from afar,
With windows wound down,
It blasts round the town,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: wickedwitch on March 13, 2009, 10:23:27 PM
While playing Frost* loud in the car,
The great music is heard from afar,
With windows wound down,
It blasts round the town,
and cleanses your teeth of tartar

The frosties, on friday thirteenth...
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Nellie on March 13, 2009, 10:43:32 PM
Quote from: "catherine"
Whilst reading the posts on this forum
What struck me was the lack of decorum
There's no sense of order
If you're north of the border
Or you're south of it, just like Santorum*

*you'll have to look that one up for yourselves; it was a new one for me. My apologies to the easily offended.
That's gross!
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: rogerg on March 13, 2009, 11:36:42 PM
The frosties, on friday thirteenth...
said lispingly, "look! there's a fiendth!"
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: RacingHippo on March 14, 2009, 12:21:47 AM
The frosties, on friday thirteenth...
said lispingly, "look! there's a fiendth!"
They twembled and thuddered,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Mouse on March 14, 2009, 01:32:10 AM
The frosties, on friday thirteenth...
said lispingly, "look! there's a fiendth!"
They twembled and thuddered,
Then hid in a cupboard,

(Kudos to Roger on his inventiveness!)
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: johninblack on March 14, 2009, 06:03:35 AM
The frosties, on friday thirteenth...
said lispingly, "look! there's a fiendth!"
They twembled and thuddered,
Then hid in a cupboard,
Till Jem jumped out and said "Gotcha all, it's only the twelth!
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Nellie on March 14, 2009, 02:55:01 PM
Your go again John :D
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Brom on March 14, 2009, 03:56:50 PM
Whilst waiting for John in Black's verse,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: L33VEY on March 14, 2009, 07:14:14 PM
Whilst waiting for John in Black's verse,
The rhymes they got worse and worse,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: DannySoisSage on March 14, 2009, 07:22:27 PM
Whilst waiting for John in Black's verse,
The rhymes they got worse and worse,
Some idiot ended with purple,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: wickedwitch on March 14, 2009, 07:58:35 PM
Whilst waiting for John in Black's verse,
The rhymes they got worse and worse,
Some idiot ended with purple,
so the gang made him hirple
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: catherine on March 14, 2009, 10:30:09 PM
Whilst waiting for John in Black's verse,
The rhymes they got worse and worse,
Some idiot ended with purple,
so the gang made him hirple
And now he'll just gibber and curse.

While travelling down to the Peel,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Pedro on March 15, 2009, 01:40:39 AM
Whilst waiting for John in Black's verse,
The rhymes they got worse and worse,
Some idiot ended with purple,
so the gang made him hirple
And now he'll just gibber and curse.

While travelling down to the Peel,
The polar bear stopped for a seal,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Brom on March 15, 2009, 10:24:57 AM
While travelling down to the Peel,
The polar bear stopped for a seal,
Which had blown on his piston,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: rogerg on March 15, 2009, 11:13:32 AM
While travelling down to the Peel,
The polar bear stopped for a seal,
Which had blown on his piston,
so he stuck his fat fist in,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: RacingHippo on March 15, 2009, 12:19:59 PM
While travelling down to the Peel,
The polar bear stopped for a seal,
Which had blown on his piston,
so he stuck his fat fist in,
Saying "Don't puff on my automobile!"

Best I could do. Sorry.


Whilst waiting for sound checks at Lydney
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Pedro on March 15, 2009, 12:39:49 PM
Whilst waiting for sound checks at Lydney
You could crochet a street map of Sydney
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: catherine on March 15, 2009, 12:59:48 PM
Whilst waiting for sound checks at Lydney
You could crochet a street map of Sydney
Or else chat to your mates
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Nellie on March 15, 2009, 03:45:27 PM
Whilst waiting for sound checks at Lydney
You could crochet a street map of Sydney
Or else chat to your mates
 Stood outside the gates
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Pedro on March 15, 2009, 04:05:10 PM
Whilst waiting for sound checks at Lydney
You could crochet a street map of Sydney
Or else chat to your mates
Stood outside the gates
Lambsie said doors would be on time, didn't he? ;)


Latest festival signing is Pallas,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: catherine on March 15, 2009, 04:27:35 PM
Latest festival signing is Pallas,
Whose "Ripper" was thought to be callous,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Pedro on March 15, 2009, 05:15:41 PM
Latest festival signing is Pallas,
Whose "Ripper" was thought to be callous,
The opera dame?
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Brom on March 15, 2009, 06:11:53 PM
Latest festival signing is Pallas,
Whose "Ripper" was thought to be callous,
The opera dame?
Of chiropodist fame?
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Nellie on March 15, 2009, 06:52:13 PM
Latest festival signing is Pallas,
Whose "Ripper" was thought to be callous,
The opera dame?
Of chiropodist fame?
No, I think you're thinking of Dallas.

Crashing along..........

There once was a bloke name of Pedro,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: DannySoisSage on March 15, 2009, 06:59:34 PM
There once was a bloke name of Pedro,
Whose garden was ringed by a hedgerow,

 ;)
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: catherine on March 15, 2009, 07:46:26 PM
There once was a bloke name of Pedro,
Whose garden was ringed by a hedgerow,
Through his hedge he would peep,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Brom on March 15, 2009, 08:03:16 PM
There once was a bloke name of Pedro,
Whose garden was ringed by a hedgerow,
Through his hedge he would peep,
At his moat wide and deep
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Pedro on March 15, 2009, 08:17:36 PM
There once was a bloke name of Pedro,
Whose garden was ringed by a hedgerow,
Through his hedge he would peep,
At his moat wide and deep
and wish he'd but in a drawbridge. D'Oh!


Traped inside of his lonely retreat,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Nellie on March 15, 2009, 08:20:55 PM
Have you been drinking????
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Brom on March 15, 2009, 08:25:44 PM
Traped inside of his lonely retreat
with only a handful of pop tarts to eat
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: L33VEY on March 15, 2009, 08:30:47 PM
Trapped inside of his lonely retreat
with only a handful of pop tarts to eat
Young Godfrey had a plan


Rich Tea! Result!
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: rogerg on March 15, 2009, 09:22:30 PM
Trapped inside of his lonely retreat
with only a handful of pop tarts to eat
Young Godfrey had a plan
'cause he's the biscuit man,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Mouse on March 15, 2009, 09:39:20 PM
Trapped inside of his lonely retreat
with only a handful of pop tarts to eat
Young Godfrey had a plan
'cause he's the biscuit man,
And mixes a whole batch up with his feet.

I wonder what type they'd be...?  ;)

As Dec restrung his guitar


(Is my biscuit penalty over yet? I'm getting hungry... :shock: )
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Pedro on March 15, 2009, 09:47:56 PM
As Dec restrung his guitar
A voice from behind yelled "fataah!"
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Nellie on March 15, 2009, 09:50:07 PM
As Dec restrung his guitar
A voice from behind yelled "fataah!"
 He ducked down to hide
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: L33VEY on March 15, 2009, 09:51:29 PM
As Dec restrung his guitar
A voice from behind yelled "fataah!"
He ducked down to hide
But felt a pain in his side
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: catherine on March 15, 2009, 10:24:22 PM
As Dec restrung his guitar
A voice from behind yelled "fataah!"
He ducked down to hide
But felt a pain in his side
As JM knocked him flat with his car
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: catherine on March 15, 2009, 10:25:55 PM
oops, better start another one...

The expensive chords cost FAR too much
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: rogerg on March 15, 2009, 10:33:00 PM
The expensive chords cost FAR too much
hence "expensive", you know, as such
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: RacingHippo on March 15, 2009, 10:34:36 PM
The expensive chords cost FAR too much
hence "expensive", you know, as such.
But then, chords that are cheap
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Pedro on March 15, 2009, 10:38:36 PM
The expensive chords cost FAR too much
hence "expensive", you know, as such.
But then, chords that are cheap
are to flimsy to keep
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: catherine on March 15, 2009, 10:41:39 PM
The expensive chords cost FAR too much
hence "expensive", you know, as such.
But then, chords that are cheap
are too flimsy to keep
Without a Bflatminorsus4add9maj7 as a crutch
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: catherine on March 15, 2009, 10:43:34 PM
someone else better start another one please - I've just spotted that I'm now a Rogue Twix and the excitement is too much for me - I'd better go and lie down.
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Pedro on March 15, 2009, 10:46:21 PM
So, as Catherine departs for her bed,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: RacingHippo on March 15, 2009, 10:47:17 PM
So, as Catherine departs for her bed,
Just one thing remains to be said:
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: rogerg on March 15, 2009, 10:49:34 PM
So, as Catherine departs for her bed,
Just one thing remains to be said:
a Twix that is rogue
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: rogerg on March 15, 2009, 10:50:08 PM
Quote from: "catherine"
Without a Bflatminorsus4add9maj7 as a crutch

heh   /bow
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Mouse on March 15, 2009, 10:55:38 PM
Quote from: "rogerg"
Quote from: "catherine"
Without a Bflatminorsus4add9maj7 as a crutch

heh   /bow

That is superb.  8-)

Does it actually exist?
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: RacingHippo on March 15, 2009, 11:04:47 PM
So, as Catherine departs for her bed,
Just one thing remains to be said:
a Twix that is rogue
Is always in vogue
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Pedro on March 15, 2009, 11:24:28 PM
So, as Catherine departs for her bed,
Just one thing remains to be said:
a Twix that is rogue
Is always in vogue
But a rouge one is just as well red


The trouble with closing a verse,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: RacingHippo on March 15, 2009, 11:37:19 PM
The trouble with closing a verse
(Said the minister to the wet nurse),
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: rogerg on March 15, 2009, 11:50:51 PM
The trouble with closing a verse
(Said the minister to the wet nurse),
is the boobs that you find
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: FantomG on March 16, 2009, 06:31:33 AM
The trouble with closing a verse
(Said the minister to the wet nurse),
is the boobs that you find,
With a "Carry On" mind,



Sid James lol....
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: David on March 16, 2009, 08:52:37 AM
Quote from: "Mouse"
Quote from: "rogerg"
Quote from: "catherine"
Without a Bflatminorsus4add9maj7 as a crutch
heh   /bow
That is superb.  8-)
Does it actually exist?
I don't think so : a chord can't be minor and sus4 together. A sus4 chord replaces the 1+3+5 pattern with 1+4+5, meaning the third note is replaced by the fourth : there is no minor triad...  ;)
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: catherine on March 16, 2009, 09:08:24 AM
Quote from: "David"
Quote from: "Mouse"
Quote from: "rogerg"
Quote from: "catherine"
Without a Bflatminorsus4add9maj7 as a crutch
heh   /bow
That is superb.  8-)
Does it actually exist?
I don't think so : a chord can't be minor and sus4 together. A sus4 chord replaces the 1+3+5 pattern with 1+4+5, meaning the third note is replaced by the fourth : there is no minor triad...  ;)

They're incredibly rare, hence extremely expensive...
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Brom on March 16, 2009, 09:45:50 AM
The trouble with closing a verse
(Said the minister to the wet nurse),
is the boobs that you find,
With a "Carry On" mind,
innuendos and meanings perverse.



A flat miner was once herd to say
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: catherine on March 16, 2009, 11:00:47 AM
Quote from: "Pedro"
So, as Catherine departs for her bed,
Just one thing remains to be said:
a Twix that is rogue
Is always in vogue
But a rouge one is just as well red


I love you guys! I've never had a limerick about me before, and, all things considered, I think I got off VERY lightly indeed!  :D
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Nellie on March 16, 2009, 11:19:30 AM
Quote from: "Brom"

A flat miner was once herd to say

As your spelling-Bot hasn't woken up today, can we clarify
a) flat as in squashed or below the pitch
b) miner as in chord or coal or small
c) herd as in aural or cows

Sorry love ;)  :lol:
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Brom on March 16, 2009, 11:35:13 AM
Quote from: "Nellie"
Quote from: "Brom"

A flat miner was once herd to say

As your spelling-Bot hasn't woken up today, can we clarify
a) flat as in squashed or below the pitch
b) miner as in chord or coal or small
c) herd as in aural or cows

Sorry love ;)  :lol:

hehe

OK..

Flat as in....Your choice.
Miner as in Coal.
Herd as in heard as in typo.

It is Munday innit!  ;)  :lol:

OK

A flat miner was once heard to say
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: RacingHippo on March 16, 2009, 12:00:43 PM
A flat miner was once heard to say
That his new cords cost too much to pay
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Pedro on March 16, 2009, 12:08:34 PM
A flat miner was once heard to say
That his new cords cost too much to pay
But Steve doesn't sell trousers
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Gandalf1986 on March 16, 2009, 01:06:20 PM
A flat miner was once heard to say
That his new cords cost too much to pay
But Steve doesn't sell trousers
Only Bbminsus5add13maj7
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: L33VEY on March 16, 2009, 07:11:07 PM
A flat miner was once heard to say
That his new cords cost too much to pay
But Steve doesn't sell trousers
Only Bbminsus5add13maj7
And that chord's expensive (by the way)



So Catherine got off too lightly
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Pedro on March 16, 2009, 07:52:32 PM
So Catherine got off too lightly
And for someone so nice I'd say; "rightly"
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Nellie on March 16, 2009, 08:50:36 PM
So Catherine got off too lightly
And for someone so nice I'd say; "rightly"
She's always so sweet,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: catherine on March 16, 2009, 08:53:28 PM
:shock:
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Pedro on March 16, 2009, 09:21:02 PM
So Catherine got off too lightly
And for someone so nice I'd say; "rightly"
She's always so sweet,
Never known to explete,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: RacingHippo on March 16, 2009, 11:08:09 PM
So Catherine got off too lightly
And for someone so nice I'd say; "rightly"
She's always so sweet,
Never known to explete,
And for one of her age she's quite sprightly!

*grins, ducks, runs*

Next:

A Hippo can run rather fast...
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Pedro on March 16, 2009, 11:14:12 PM
A Hippo can run rather fast...
Except when he's lashed to the mast
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: FantomG on March 17, 2009, 06:52:06 AM
A Hippo can run rather fast...
Except when he's lashed to the mast,
Watch it burn in the pocket sun,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: catherine on March 17, 2009, 09:37:59 AM
Quote from: "RacingHippo"
And for one of her age she's quite sprightly!

:shock:

Ooh, young man, you shouldn't be saying things like that at your age. At your age! Ooh, young man. At your age!

I'll remember that, RacingHippo! I'll hit you with my Zimmer frame next time I see you.
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Pedro on March 17, 2009, 12:19:14 PM
:shock: Jeez, oh well....it's a prog forum so I guess you have to expect weird phrasing.... ;)

A Hippo can run rather fast...
Except when he's lashed to the mast,
Watch it burn in the pocket sun
Rewind til the clock hits one
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Brom on March 17, 2009, 01:20:32 PM
Nicely put Pedders...  :D

A Hippo can run rather fast...
Except when he's lashed to the mast,
Watch it burn in the pocket sun
Rewind til the clock hits one
(Long guitar Solo)
And echo the nets lowly fishermen cast.

Moving on...  :D

The lyrics of Yes can be silly
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: catherine on March 17, 2009, 01:55:57 PM
The lyrics of Yes can be silly
And Jon Anderson's shirts are quite frilly
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: RacingHippo on March 17, 2009, 02:18:59 PM
The lyrics of Yes can be silly
And Jon Anderson's shirts are quite frilly
Their bassist's a Fish
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Hedgehog on March 17, 2009, 02:33:11 PM
The lyrics of Yes can be silly,
And Jon Anderson's shirts are quite frilly,
Their bassist's a fish,
From the local par-ish,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Dave M on March 17, 2009, 04:50:09 PM
The lyrics of Yes can be silly,
And Jon Anderson's shirts are quite frilly,
Their bassist's a fish,
From the local par-ish,
Where the atmosshere is notably chilly

Ahem.....

There once was a drumbot called Andy
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Hedgehog on March 17, 2009, 05:45:41 PM
There once was a drumbot called Andy,
Well-versed in the writings of Ghandi,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Pedro on March 17, 2009, 06:23:47 PM
There once was a drumbot called Andy,
Well-versed in the writings of Ghandi,
But the left-ings of Jem
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Brom on March 17, 2009, 07:53:42 PM
There once was a drumbot called Andy,
Well-versed in the writings of Ghandi,
But the left-ings of Jem
And the en-chantings of Zen
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: catherine on March 17, 2009, 10:27:30 PM
There once was a drumbot called Andy,
Well-versed in the writings of Ghandi,
But the left-ings of Jem
And the en-chantings of Zen
Plus the yoga made both his legs bandy.
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: catherine on March 17, 2009, 10:28:51 PM
oops, time for another one

The biscuits you find on the forum,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: RacingHippo on March 17, 2009, 11:24:01 PM
The biscuits you find on the forum,
Get eaten with style and decorum
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Pedro on March 18, 2009, 05:59:51 AM
The biscuits you find on the forum,
Get eaten with style and decorum
But not around here
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: FantomG on March 18, 2009, 06:02:07 AM
The biscuits you find on the forum,
Get eaten with style and decorum,
But not around here,
Especially with beer,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Pedro on March 18, 2009, 06:06:48 AM
The biscuits you find on the forum,
Get eaten with style and decorum,
But not around here,
Especially with beer,
When you're bladdered you tend to ignore 'em



Jem is planning to buy a new car,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: FantomG on March 18, 2009, 06:41:18 AM
Jem is planning to buy a new car,
A 3 Series Beemer no Jaguar,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: catherine on March 18, 2009, 08:24:52 AM
Jem is planning to buy a new car,
A 3 Series Beemer no Jaguar,
He'll drive around in style
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Dave M on March 18, 2009, 09:36:43 AM
Jem is planning to buy a new car,
A 3 Series Beemer no Jaguar,
He'll drive around in style
For mile after mile
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Pedro on March 18, 2009, 12:38:34 PM
Jem is planning to buy a new car,
A 3 Series Beemer no Jaguar,
He'll drive around in style
For mile after mile
With the window down screaming; "Fataaaah"!


We know tigers are made out of cats,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: catherine on March 18, 2009, 01:44:59 PM
We know tigers are made out of cats,
With the tiniest sprinkling of bats,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Brom on March 18, 2009, 02:47:37 PM
We know tigers are made out of cats,
With the tiniest sprinkling of bats,
But the sound that they make,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Nellie on March 18, 2009, 03:08:19 PM
We know tigers are made out of cats,
With the tiniest sprinkling of bats,
But the sound that they make,
Much like an earthquake,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Nellie on March 18, 2009, 03:09:19 PM
I wonder if this collection of spendid rhymes will make it onto the new album.
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: catherine on March 18, 2009, 05:12:31 PM
We know tigers are made out of cats,
With the tiniest sprinkling of bats,
But the sound that they make,
Much like an earthquake,
Makes you plug up your ears with old hats.

As Pedro was moderating one day,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: L33VEY on March 18, 2009, 08:09:15 PM
As Pedro was moderating one day,
The Forum fell into disarray,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Pedro on March 18, 2009, 08:34:23 PM
As Pedro was moderating one day,
The Forum fell into disarray,
One slip of the mouse,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: catherine on March 18, 2009, 09:34:19 PM
As Pedro was moderating one day,
The Forum fell into disarray,
One slip of the mouse,
Nearly brought down the house
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Pedro on March 18, 2009, 09:57:49 PM
As Pedro was moderating one day,
The Forum fell into disarray,
One slip of the mouse,
Nearly brought down the house
Quickly....take all the sharp things away!


Shortly after the hero touched down,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Nellie on March 18, 2009, 10:12:49 PM
Shortly after the hero touched down,
He was seen to be wearing a frown,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Brom on March 18, 2009, 10:16:18 PM
Shortly after the hero touched down,
He was seen to be wearing a frown,
"My luggage!" he cried,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Philadelphia on March 18, 2009, 10:22:57 PM
Shortly after the hero touched down,
He was seen to be wearing a frown,
"My luggage!" he cried,
now, of pants he's deprived
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Pedro on March 18, 2009, 10:24:38 PM
Shortly after the hero touched down,
He was seen to be wearing a frown,
"My luggage!" he cried,
and a porter replied;
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Mouse on March 18, 2009, 10:36:02 PM
Quote from: "Philadelphia"
Shortly after the hero touched down,
He was seen to be wearing a frown,
"My luggage!" he cried,
now, of pants he's deprived

Quote from: "Pedro"
Shortly after the hero touched down,
He was seen to be wearing a frown,
"My luggage!" he cried,
and a porter replied;

Ye Gods! We have a flux in the Time/Space Continuum!  :shock:
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: johninblack on March 18, 2009, 10:36:31 PM
Shortly after the hero touched down,
He was seen to be wearing a frown,
"My luggage!" he cried,
now, of pants he's deprived
Best he be finding a gown

Or for Pedro's

Shortly after the hero touched down,
He was seen to be wearing a frown,
"My luggage!" he cried,
and a porter replied;
What'ya think I am, a clown?
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Philadelphia on March 18, 2009, 10:38:14 PM
Quote from: "Mouse"
Quote from: "Philadelphia"
Shortly after the hero touched down,
He was seen to be wearing a frown,
"My luggage!" he cried,
now, of pants he's deprived

Quote from: "Pedro"
Shortly after the hero touched down,
He was seen to be wearing a frown,
"My luggage!" he cried,
and a porter replied;

Ye Gods! We have a flux in the Time/Space Continuum!  :shock:


Everyone into the emergency pod! (:-O
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: johninblack on March 18, 2009, 10:40:23 PM
My turn to start, but I'll only start one!

(Said by Jem)
We're doing some gigs with Dream Theater
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Mouse on March 18, 2009, 10:43:56 PM
(Said by Jem)
We're doing some gigs with Dream Theater
And we're cooking them chicken fajitas

Quote from: "Philadelphia"
Ye Gods! We have a flux in the Time/Space Continuum!  :shock:


Everyone into the emergency pod! (:-O

Shouldn't that be TARDIS?
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: johninblack on March 18, 2009, 10:48:18 PM
(Said by Jem)
We're doing some gigs with Dream Theater
And we're cooking them chicken fajitas
We hope in return,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Mouse on March 18, 2009, 10:50:48 PM
(Said by Jem)
We're doing some gigs with Dream Theater
And we're cooking them chicken fajitas
We hope in return,
They'll let us take turns
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Pedro on March 18, 2009, 10:52:14 PM
Hmm for some reason the forum failed to warn that someone else had posted....perhaps they hadn't at that time?


(Said by Jem)
We're doing some gigs with Dream Theater
And we're cooking them chicken fajitas
We hope in return,
Nosferatu won't gurn
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Geetar on March 18, 2009, 10:55:38 PM
Quote from: "Pedro"
Hmm for some reason the forum failed to warn that someone else had posted....perhaps they hadn't at that time?


(Said by Jem)
We're doing some gigs with Dream Theater
And we're cooking them chicken fajitas
We hope in return,
Nosferatu won't gurn
"Cos he'll show us his teeth, and then eat us.
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Pedro on March 18, 2009, 10:56:54 PM
Well played, sir!  :)
Start another....
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Geetar on March 18, 2009, 11:05:05 PM
When your Tardis won't start, and you're late
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: catherine on March 18, 2009, 11:06:02 PM
When your Tardis won't start, and you're late
Get your biscuits arranged, on a plate
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Philadelphia on March 18, 2009, 11:25:06 PM
Quote from: "Pedro"
Hmm for some reason the forum failed to warn that someone else had posted....perhaps they hadn't at that time?

My post was the first one of a new page, maybe that confused the poor forum?
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Pedro on March 18, 2009, 11:34:40 PM
When your Tardis won't start, and you're late
Get your biscuits arranged, on a plate
If they're lined up just right
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: RacingHippo on March 19, 2009, 12:17:48 AM
When your Tardis won't start, and you're late
Get your biscuits arranged, on a plate
If they're lined up just right
The plate will take flight
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: johninblack on March 19, 2009, 12:25:45 AM
When your Tardis won't start, and you're late
Get your biscuits arranged, on a plate
If they're lined up just right
The plate will take flight
And you'll turn up with all of your mates.
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: johninblack on March 19, 2009, 12:26:58 AM
Right, start another.....


As Jem strolled down to the cube,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Mouse on March 19, 2009, 12:46:00 AM
As Jem strolled down to the cube,
Some neighbouring peacocks were rude,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Pedro on March 19, 2009, 12:53:25 AM
As Jem strolled down to the cube,
With his hobbity-fresh toothpaste tube
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Mouse on March 19, 2009, 12:57:59 AM
Quote from: "Mouse"
As Jem strolled down to the cube,
Some neighbouring peacocks were rude,

Quote from: "Pedro"
As Jem strolled down to the cube,
With his hobbity-fresh toothpaste tube

 :shock:  It's happening again! Flee the area! (Scarpers)
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: rogerg on March 19, 2009, 01:29:21 AM
As Jem strolled down to the cube,
With his hobbity-fresh toothpaste tube
Some neighbouring peacocks
were rude with their teacups,
It's happening again! Flee you boob!
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Philadelphia on March 19, 2009, 02:40:06 AM
The Limerick Cleverness Award of the evening goes to....



*drumroll*



Roger! (:-D
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Pedro on March 19, 2009, 06:44:02 AM
Quote from: "Philadelphia"
The Limerick Cleverness Award of the evening goes to....
*drumroll*
Roger! (:-D
Agreed!....shame about the start-the-next-one part, though.... ;)

Still don't understand the overlaps.... :?
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Brom on March 19, 2009, 08:09:00 AM
Still don't understand the overlaps
Said a man with an ordnance survey map,

 :D
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: catherine on March 19, 2009, 08:28:57 AM
Quote from: "Pedro"
Quote from: "Philadelphia"
The Limerick Cleverness Award of the evening goes to....
*drumroll*
Roger! (:-D
Agreed!....shame about the start-the-next-one part, though.... ;)

Still don't understand the overlaps.... :?

I blame the moderators!  ;)
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: rogerg on March 19, 2009, 09:42:58 AM
Still don't understand the overlaps
Said a man with an ordnance survey map,
my start was a bomb,





(I finally finish one, and then forget to start, sheesh...)
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: catherine on March 19, 2009, 09:59:33 AM
Still don't understand the overlaps
Said a man with an ordnance survey map,
my start was a bomb,
I forgot where I'm from,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: johninblack on March 19, 2009, 01:40:08 PM
Quote from: "catherine"
Quote from: "Pedro"
Quote from: "Philadelphia"
The Limerick Cleverness Award of the evening goes to....
*drumroll*
Roger! (:-D
Agreed!....shame about the start-the-next-one part, though.... ;)

Still don't understand the overlaps.... :?

I blame the moderators!  ;)
I'd go as far to blame it all on one, the stupid one.....ME!!!!! :mrgreen:

Oh yeah, deffo Limerick Cleverness Award of the evening to Roger.
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: L33VEY on March 19, 2009, 07:58:13 PM
Still don't understand the overlaps
Said a man with an ordnance survey map,
my start was a bomb,
I forgot where I'm from,
And the Moderator can't even zap........


Roger gets the Cleverness Award
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Pedro on March 19, 2009, 08:11:29 PM
Roger gets the Cleverness Award
And much kudos from all on the board
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: johninblack on March 19, 2009, 08:16:11 PM
Roger gets the Cleverness Award
And much kudos from all on the board
With his whit and his words,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: L33VEY on March 19, 2009, 08:57:20 PM
Roger gets the Cleverness Award
And much kudos from all on the board
With his whit and his words,
He rhymes "words" with "birds",
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: catherine on March 19, 2009, 10:56:54 PM
Roger gets the Cleverness Award
And much kudos from all on the board
With his whit and his words,
He rhymes "words" with "birds",
Which just goes to show he's a fraud.

The Frost*erisk has only five legs,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Brom on March 19, 2009, 11:10:39 PM
The Frost*erisk has only five legs,
"Please find me some trousers", he begs,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Nellie on March 19, 2009, 11:28:39 PM
The Frost*erisk has only five legs,
"Please find me some trousers", he begs,
And what about pants,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: RacingHippo on March 20, 2009, 12:02:36 AM
The Frost*erisk has only five legs,
"Please find me some trousers", he begs,
And what about pants,
For I fancy a dance
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: rogerg on March 20, 2009, 01:34:54 AM
The Frost*erisk has only five legs,
"Please find me some trousers", he begs,
And what about pants,
For I fancy a dance
I'm no pirate with nothing but pegs!




all the accolades sure did feel nice
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Pedro on March 20, 2009, 04:19:43 AM
all the accolades sure did feel nice
but I fear that they came at a price
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Hedgehog on March 20, 2009, 08:24:57 AM
All the accolades sure did feel nice,
But I fear that they came at a price,
Egos start to swell,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: catherine on March 20, 2009, 10:31:32 AM
All the accolades sure did feel nice,
But I fear that they came at a price,
Egos start to swell,
We don't feel very well,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Nellie on March 20, 2009, 10:51:35 AM
All the accolades sure did feel nice,
But I fear that they came at a price,
Egos start to swell,
We don't feel very well,
Like our heads just got stuck in a vice.



Do you think there's a point to these verses?
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: RacingHippo on March 20, 2009, 11:01:29 AM
Do you think there's a point to these verses?
Would there be one if the lines we reverses?

OK, that was a bit iffy, I admit.
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Pedro on March 20, 2009, 12:11:57 PM
Do you think there's a point to these verses?
Would there be one if the lines we reverses?
see and it try let's
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: gr8gonzo on March 20, 2009, 01:01:05 PM
Do you think there's a point to these verses?
Would there be one if the lines we reverses?
see and it try let's
silly drawkcab gets
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Pedro on March 20, 2009, 01:18:05 PM
Do you think there's a point to these verses?
Would there be one if the lines we reverses?
see and it try let's
silly drawkcab gets
I can't tell which version is worses


Oh flip, it seems lunchtime is over,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: RacingHippo on March 20, 2009, 01:41:47 PM
Oh flip, it seems lunchtime is over,
So back to work with my boss, aka "ogre"
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Brom on March 20, 2009, 03:13:53 PM
Oh flip, it seems lunchtime is over,
So back to work with my boss, aka "ogre"
But today is Friday!
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: catherine on March 20, 2009, 04:12:58 PM
Oh flip, it seems lunchtime is over,
So back to work with my boss, aka "ogre"
But today is Friday!
That is, "Biscuit and Pie" day!
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: rogerg on March 20, 2009, 04:41:40 PM
Oh flip, it seems lunchtime is over,
So back to work with my boss, aka "ogre"
But today is Friday!
That is, "Biscuit and Pie" day!
no leftovers for our puppy Rover!



the sun is shining quite nicely,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: RacingHippo on March 20, 2009, 06:20:20 PM
The sun is shining quite nicely,
And although it's not "hot", precisely,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Nellie on March 20, 2009, 06:59:40 PM
The sun is shining quite nicely,
And although it's not "hot", precisely,
And now it's all dark,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: catherine on March 20, 2009, 07:33:39 PM
The sun is shining quite nicely,
And although it's not "hot", precisely,
And now it's all dark,
So beware of the shark,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Brom on March 20, 2009, 07:53:53 PM
The sun is shining quite nicely,
And although it's not "hot", precisely,
And now it's all dark,
So beware of the shark,
Because he makes an appearance twice nightly.

And to follow.....

While waiting for a curry in Kingston
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Pedro on March 20, 2009, 08:03:27 PM
While waiting for a curry in Kingston
One can ponder how scorpion's stings stun
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: johninblack on March 20, 2009, 08:47:51 PM
While waiting for a curry in Kingston
One can ponder how scorpion's stings stun
You can walk up and down,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: wickedwitch on March 20, 2009, 08:56:57 PM
While waiting for a curry in Kingston
One can ponder how scorpion's stings stun
You can walk up and down,
with a smile or a frown
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Pedro on March 20, 2009, 09:13:28 PM
While waiting for a curry in Kingston
One can ponder how scorpion's stings stun
You can walk up and down,
with a smile or a frown
and get loads of impossible things done.


So today is the day that Spring sprung,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: rogerg on March 20, 2009, 09:34:26 PM
So today is the day that Spring sprung,
and perhaps to get curtains rehung,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Pedro on March 20, 2009, 11:39:54 PM
So today is the day that Spring sprung,
and perhaps to get curtains rehung,
maybe clear out your shed
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: rogerg on March 20, 2009, 11:45:32 PM
So today is the day that Spring sprung,
and perhaps to get curtains rehung,
maybe clear out your shed
and sweep-out that what's dead,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Mouse on March 21, 2009, 12:34:06 AM
So today is the day that Spring sprung,
and perhaps to get curtains rehung,
maybe clear out your shed
and sweep-out that what's dead,
And detatch the dog from the iron lung

...Sorry, but it's late and I'm knackered. So...

We departed for the World of Snooze
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: rogerg on March 21, 2009, 12:36:05 AM
We departed for the World of Snooze
out the labyrinth that was our flues
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Pedro on March 21, 2009, 12:43:39 AM
We departed for the World of Snooze
out the labyrinth that was our flues
On our comfortable bed
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Brom on March 21, 2009, 08:17:06 AM
We departed for the World of Snooze
out the labyrinth that was our flues
On our comfortable bed
Of nails with lost heads
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: L33VEY on March 21, 2009, 04:01:27 PM
We departed for the World of Snooze
out the labyrinth that was our flues
On our comfortable bed
Of nails with lost heads
It's a hard life we Frosties* choose

Next..

When Frost* supported Spock's Beard
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Philadelphia on March 21, 2009, 04:30:02 PM
When Frost* supported Spock's Beard
The behaviour of Frost*ies got weird (er)
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Pedro on March 21, 2009, 05:07:42 PM
When Frost* supported Spock's Beard
The behaviour of Frost*ies got weird (er)
Some took off their shirts (where's mikey?? :? )


By the way, this is our 62nd Limerick!! Dashed good idea Brom!  ;)
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: rogerg on March 21, 2009, 05:54:21 PM
When Frost* supported Spock's Beard
The behaviour of Frost*ies got weird (er)
Some took off their shirts
and now live in urts,



(you counted?  zowie!)
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Gandalf1986 on March 21, 2009, 06:04:38 PM
When Frost* supported Spock's Beard
The behaviour of Frost*ies got weird (er)
Some took off their shirts
and now live in urts,
while drinking beer!
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: catherine on March 21, 2009, 07:13:01 PM
As Gandalf has failed to restart,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Pedro on March 21, 2009, 07:20:41 PM
Quote from: "catherine"
As Gandalf has failed to restart,
To be honest I'm not sure he finished the last one as he might have intended...unless he is saving up syllables for afuture project?  :D

@roger: I pasted them all into a "omnibus/catch-up" post but it was so huge I decided not to post it!  :)
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: rogerg on March 21, 2009, 08:04:35 PM
Quote from: "Pedro"
Quote from: "catherine"
As Gandalf has failed to restart,
To be honest I'm not sure he finished the last one as he might have intended...unless he is saving up syllables for afuture project?  :D

lol

Quote from: "Pedro"
@roger: I pasted them all into a "omnibus/catch-up" post but it was so huge I decided not to post it!  :)


maybe once we hit 100, we can get Deno to post it on the main site!  8-)
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Nellie on March 21, 2009, 08:31:08 PM
As Gandalf has failed to restart,
Posting limericks isn't his art,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: rogerg on March 21, 2009, 09:06:20 PM
As Gandalf has failed to restart,
Posting limericks isn't his art,
it's hard to remember
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Nellie on March 21, 2009, 09:46:24 PM
As Gandalf has failed to restart,
Posting limericks isn't his art,
it's hard to remember
Is it March or November?
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: RacingHippo on March 21, 2009, 10:38:51 PM
As Gandalf has failed to restart,
Posting limericks isn't his art,
it's hard to remember
Is it March or November?
Perhaps lim'rick rules we'll impart....

This should be a challenge...

A limerick has but five lines
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: rogerg on March 21, 2009, 10:41:05 PM
A limerick has but five lines,
and a fork has three or four tines
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Geetar on March 21, 2009, 10:48:05 PM
Quote from: "RacingHippo"
As Gandalf has failed to restart,
Posting limericks isn't his art,
it's hard to remember
Is it March or November?
Perhaps lim'rick rules we'll impart....

This should be a challenge...

A limerick has but five lines


A limerick has but five lines;
Though, I've often observed, Philistines
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Pedro on March 21, 2009, 10:49:45 PM
SPLIT!  :D

Roger's:

A limerick has but five lines,
and a fork has three or four tines
A fife has six holes

Geetar's:

A limerick has but five lines;
Though, I've often observed, Philistines
Watching Philis is fun
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: catherine on March 21, 2009, 10:52:50 PM
Oh no! Which one to continue? Perhaps both...?

A limerick has but five lines,
and a fork has three or four tines
A fife has six holes
(and BIG problems with moles)

Geetar's:

A limerick has but five lines;
Though, I've often observed, Philistines
Watching Philis is fun
As they toast in the sun
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: johninblack on March 21, 2009, 11:28:56 PM
A limerick has but five lines,
and a fork has three or four tines
A fife has six holes
(and BIG problems with moles)
But line 1,2 and 5 should rhyme.

Geetar's:

A limerick has but five lines;
Though, I've often observed, Philistines
Watching Philis is fun
As they toast in the sun
While they wait they juggle with mines


The Frosties went out for a curry.
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Philadelphia on March 21, 2009, 11:32:16 PM
The Frosties went out for a curry.
Though, how that came about is quite blurry.
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: RacingHippo on March 21, 2009, 11:41:12 PM
The Frosties went out for a curry.
Though, how that came about is quite blurry.
The dish that they had
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: rogerg on March 21, 2009, 11:45:02 PM
The Frosties went out for a curry.
Though, how that came about is quite blurry.
The dish that they had
(the story's so sad)
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Geetar on March 22, 2009, 12:17:58 AM
Quote from: "rogerg"
The Frosties went out for a curry.
Though, how that came about is quite blurry.
The dish that they had
(the story's so sad)

The frosties went out for a curry
Though how that came about is quite blurry
The dish that they had
(the story's so sad)
Was fluorescent and tasted like slurry.


Onward:


On a biscuit without any cheese
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Mouse on March 22, 2009, 12:36:32 AM
On a biscuit without any cheese
Is a Wisconsin preference, it seems

(Please feel free to correct that line if I've buggered it up somehow.  :) )
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: RacingHippo on March 22, 2009, 03:09:30 PM
On a biscuit without any cheese
Is a Wisconsin preference, it seems,
For eating raw slug
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Gandalf1986 on March 22, 2009, 04:37:37 PM
On a biscuit without any cheese
Is a Wisconsin preference, it seems,
For eating raw slug
while looking kinda smug
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: catherine on March 22, 2009, 05:10:04 PM
On a biscuit without any cheese
Is a Wisconsin preference, it seems,
For eating raw slug
while looking kinda smug
And walking around on your knees


The Tunnocks Caramel Wafer is best,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Philadelphia on March 22, 2009, 05:22:45 PM
The Tunnocks Caramel Wafer is best,
I do agree! But what of the rest?
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: L33VEY on March 22, 2009, 05:27:25 PM
The Tunnocks Caramel Wafer is best,
I do agree! But what of the rest?
Try a Cadbury's Finger
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Nellie on March 22, 2009, 05:33:50 PM
The Tunnocks Caramel Wafer is best,
I do agree! But what of the rest?
Try a Cadbury's Finger
The chocolate will linger,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Hedgehog on March 22, 2009, 05:48:34 PM
The Tunnocks Caramel Wafer is best,
I do agree! But what of the rest?
Try a Cadbury's Finger
The chocolate will linger,
But ensure you don't stain your best vest.


Garibaldis are poor dipped in tea....
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: johninblack on March 22, 2009, 05:52:59 PM
Garibaldis are poor dipped in tea
They disintegrate totally,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: rogerg on March 22, 2009, 06:29:45 PM
Garibaldis are poor dipped in tea
They disintegrate totally,
but oh!  never fear!
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: johninblack on March 22, 2009, 06:39:59 PM
Garibaldis are poor dipped in tea
They disintegrate totally,
but oh!  never fear!
The Hob-Nob we hear,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: catherine on March 22, 2009, 06:48:30 PM
Garibaldis are poor dipped in tea
They disintegrate totally,
but oh! never fear!
The Hob-Nob we hear,
Has superior rigidity.

But what of the winsome pink wafer?
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: johninblack on March 22, 2009, 07:12:11 PM
But what of the winsome pink wafer?
It soaks tea up like blotting paper,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Gandalf1986 on March 22, 2009, 07:13:56 PM
But what of the winsome pink wafer?
It soaks tea up like blotting paper,
useful in case of a non wineproof laptop
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: rogerg on March 22, 2009, 07:14:15 PM
I WITHDRAW MINE SINCE IT WAS REALLY JUST A BIT OF A GOOF!

(but here it is in case anyone perhaps might giggle.)

But what of the winsome pink wafer?
It soaks tea up like blotting paper,
but oh!  never fear!
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: catherine on March 22, 2009, 07:21:07 PM
But what of the winsome pink wafer?
It soaks tea up like blotting paper,
but oh! never fear!
If you dip it in beer,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Nellie on March 22, 2009, 07:31:59 PM
But what of the winsome pink wafer?
It soaks tea up like blotting paper,
but oh! never fear!
If you dip it in beer,
You might end up on a great caper.


Some people just don't get the point,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: rogerg on March 22, 2009, 07:34:18 PM
Some people just don't get the point,
but what to expect in this joint?




 ;)
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: johninblack on March 22, 2009, 07:45:01 PM
Some people just don't get the point,
but what to expect in this joint?
There's maddness and humour,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: RacingHippo on March 22, 2009, 07:53:02 PM
Some people just don't get the point,
but what to expect in this joint?
There's madness and humour,
And many a rumour
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: catherine on March 22, 2009, 08:17:42 PM
Some people just don't get the point,
but what to expect in this joint?
There's madness and humour,
And many a rumour
With biscuits that don't disappoint!

The Frost*ies are lovely sweet people,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Brom on March 22, 2009, 10:15:53 PM
Quote from: "Pedro"

By the way, this is our 62nd Limerick!! Dashed good idea Brom!  ;)

Thanks Pedders, yes it does seem to be going well... sometimes in it's own sweet quirky way!  :lol: But that's half the fun!! :D  :D

The Frost*ies are lovely sweet people
but have problems when climbing a steeple
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Pedro on March 22, 2009, 10:30:01 PM
The Frost*ies are lovely sweet people
but have problems when climbing a steeple
They can't help veering off
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: RacingHippo on March 22, 2009, 10:31:52 PM
The Frost*ies are lovely sweet people
but have problems when climbing a steeple
Their biscuit supplies
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: FantomG on March 23, 2009, 06:30:44 AM
The Frost*ies are lovely sweet people,
but have problems when climbing a steeple,
Their biscuit supplies,
To their sparkling eyes,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: RacingHippo on March 23, 2009, 09:43:13 AM
The Frost*ies are lovely sweet people,
but have problems when climbing a steeple,
Their biscuit supplies,
To their sparkling eyes,
Will get further away, just as sheep'll.


"People"'s a bugger to rhyme with
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Nellie on March 23, 2009, 10:57:31 AM
I'll just pop this back in here for another go....

Quote from: "Pedro"
The Frost*ies are lovely sweet people
but have problems when climbing a steeple
They can't help veering off

Even with a bad cough,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Brom on March 23, 2009, 12:38:33 PM
Quote from: "Nellie"
I'll just pop this back in here for another go....

Nellie, you think of everything!!  :D


The Frost*ies are lovely sweet people
but have problems when climbing a steeple
They can't help veering off
Even with a bad cough,
and will curse and swear just like Fred Dibnah'll

With thanks for Racing Hippo for developing a method for getting us out of the 'people rhyme' trap set by the evil Catherine.

But then he said....

"People"'s a bugger to rhyme with
Unless your name's Brown, Green or Smith
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Pedro on March 23, 2009, 12:47:02 PM
:shock: "Dibnah'll" rhymes with "people"??  Young man....  ;)

I was cooking this while you were nipping in there....

The Frost*ies are lovely sweet people
but have problems when climbing a steeple
They can't help veering off
Even with a bad cough,
What cures this? Hot lemon and sleep'll

Back to Hippo's....

"People"'s a bugger to rhyme with
Unless your name's Brown, Green or Smith
On the subject of rhyme
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Brom on March 23, 2009, 12:49:48 PM
Quote from: "Pedro"
:shock: "Dibnah'll" rhymes with "people"??  Young man....  ;)


eah... Blame it on Monday!  :D  I had thought I'd cracked it, with an on-topic sort of ending and then realised I'd veered off the steeple!  

Like yours better. and my Smith one doesn't look that good either... carry on  :D
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Pedro on March 23, 2009, 12:51:30 PM
Arrgh...we're caught in a mad, no-no-after-you-loop.

I have moderator's scissors here....after you.... :)

"People"'s a bugger to rhyme with
Unless your name's Brown, Green or Smith
On the subject of rhyme
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Brom on March 23, 2009, 12:51:45 PM
Quote from: "Brom"
Quote from: "Pedro"
:shock: "Dibnah'll" rhymes with "people"??  Young man....  ;)


eah... Blame it on Monday!  :D  I had thought I'd cracked it, with an on-topic sort of ending and then realised I'd veered off the steeple!  

Like yours better. and my Smith one doesn't look that good either... carry on  :D

This simulteneous posting/quoting/editing is not doing my head much good!!  :?  :D
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: catherine on March 23, 2009, 01:14:55 PM
"People"'s a bugger to rhyme with
Unless your name's Brown, Green or Smith
On the subject of rhyme
It looked good at the time,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: RacingHippo on March 23, 2009, 01:36:12 PM
"People"'s a bugger to rhyme with
Unless your name's Brown, Green or Smith
On the subject of rhyme
It looked good at the time,
But far be it from us to take the pith :)


Poor Jem has got bad mastoiditis
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: L33VEY on March 23, 2009, 08:13:55 PM
Poor Jem has got bad mastoiditis
Which is different from peritonitis
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Gandalf1986 on March 23, 2009, 08:19:16 PM
Poor Jem has got bad mastoiditis
Which is different from peritonitis
Nothing that a doctor can't heal
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Pedro on March 23, 2009, 09:10:41 PM
Poor Jem has got bad mastoiditis
Which is different from peritonitis
Nothing that a doctor can't heal
And we can't help but feel
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: RacingHippo on March 23, 2009, 09:12:03 PM
*Correcting Gandalf's and splitting it into 2 lines (Gandalf, ol' fruit - the metre goes 9, 9, 5, 5, 9 - see wiki (http://http://www.google.co.uk/url?q=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Limerick_(poetry)))*

Poor Jem has got bad mastoiditis
Which is different from peritonitis
Nothing, we all feel,
That a doctor can't heal
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: catherine on March 23, 2009, 09:35:39 PM
Poor Jem has got bad mastoiditis
Which is different from peritonitis
Nothing, we all feel,
That a doctor can't heal
And we hope he's soon back at his brightest.

If he sticks cabbage leaves on his ears,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Pedro on March 23, 2009, 09:39:03 PM
@RH: it's never *that* strictly applied though?
Quite often "grace-note" run-ups are used or the first line only has 8; e.g. "There once was a woman from Gwent".
I agree that we have had some unusual efforts.... ;o)
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Gandalf1986 on March 23, 2009, 09:57:30 PM
Quote from: "RacingHippo"
*Correcting Gandalf's and splitting it into 2 lines (Gandalf, ol' fruit - the metre goes 9, 9, 5, 5, 9 - see wiki (http://http://www.google.co.uk/url?q=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Limerick_(poetry)))*

Oh bum, I didn't know... :oops:
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: L33VEY on March 23, 2009, 10:09:41 PM
If he sticks cabbage leaves on his ears,
The result could be worse than he fears,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Brom on March 23, 2009, 10:37:38 PM
If he sticks cabbage leaves on his ears,
The result could be worse than he fears,
but if he used leeks,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Nellie on March 23, 2009, 10:40:55 PM
If he sticks cabbage leaves on his ears,
The result could be worse than he fears,
but if he used leeks,
He would stink for 3 weeks,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: catherine on March 23, 2009, 10:45:53 PM
If he sticks cabbage leaves on his ears,
The result could be worse than he fears,
but if he used leeks,
He would stink for 3 weeks,
And then we'd all end up in tears.

Whilst taking the haddock one day,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Nellie on March 23, 2009, 10:49:03 PM
Quote from: "catherine"

Whilst taking the haddock one day,

What?!?
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Pedro on March 23, 2009, 11:02:20 PM
Quote from: "Nellie"
Quote from: "catherine"

Whilst taking the haddock one day,

What?!?
First forum word-substitution replaced "piss" with "haddock"...you know Jem....
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: RacingHippo on March 23, 2009, 11:06:07 PM
Quote from: "Pedro"
@RH: it's never *that* strictly applied though?
Quite often "grace-note" run-ups are used or the first line only has 8; e.g. "There once was a woman from Gwent".
Yeah I know, but that would have started turning into an essay.
I believe between 8 and 10 are "acceptable" and 5/6 for the middle lines... but TBH so long as it's close enough and funny I don't think it matters much.

Quote from: "Gandalf1986"
Oh bum, I didn't know... :oops:
It's amazin' the things you learn on this forum :D


Now, where were we...

Whilst taking the haddock one day,
For a walk, down Milliontown way,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Mouse on March 23, 2009, 11:07:22 PM
Whilst taking the haddock one day
I sensed substitution at play

(Edit: Oh bugger, not again!  :shock: )
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Pedro on March 23, 2009, 11:52:40 PM
Whilst taking the haddock one day,
For a walk, down Milliontown way,
We stopped for a rest

Whilst taking the haddock one day
I sensed substitution at play
So I tried a few words
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: rogerg on March 24, 2009, 12:31:20 AM
Whilst taking the haddock one day,
For a walk, down Milliontown way,
We stopped for a rest
though for time we were pressed,



Whilst taking the haddock one day
I sensed substitution at play
So I tried a few words
and flipped a few birds
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: FantomG on March 24, 2009, 06:54:50 AM
Whilst taking the haddock one day,
For a walk, down Milliontown way,
We stopped for a rest
though for time we were pressed,
To meet those fish twins called Cray


Whilst taking the haddock one day
I sensed substitution at play
So I tried a few words
and flipped a few birds
Covered in Saline sea spray



-------------------------------------


Whilst crash landing on Planet Frost*,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Pedro on March 24, 2009, 07:23:08 AM
Whilst crash landing on Planet Frost*
Our drumbot got all his wires crossed
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Brom on March 24, 2009, 08:38:37 AM
Whilst crash landing on Planet Frost*
Our drumbot got all his wires crossed
Sequentially lost
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: rogerg on March 24, 2009, 09:39:34 AM
Whilst crash landing on Planet Frost*
Our drumbot got all his wires crossed
Sequentially lost
with all rhyme is there cost?
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Pedro on March 24, 2009, 06:14:57 PM
Whilst crash landing on Planet Frost*
Our drumbot got all his wires crossed
Sequentially lost
with all rhyme is there cost?
Why have Limerick rhyme rules been tossed?


It seems that our Jem's on the mend,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: catherine on March 24, 2009, 06:22:55 PM
It seems that our Jem's on the mend,
P'raps the cabbage is starting a trend?
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: RacingHippo on March 24, 2009, 07:06:47 PM
It seems that our Jem's on the mend,
P'raps the cabbage is starting a trend?
For your inner ear's tubes
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: L33VEY on March 24, 2009, 08:32:09 PM
It seems that our Jem's on the mend,
P'raps the cabbage is starting a trend?
For your inner ear's tubes
Can heal like your boobs


Sorry - couldn't resist.......
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Pedro on March 24, 2009, 08:41:28 PM
It seems that our Jem's on the mend,
P'raps the cabbage is starting a trend?
For your inner ear's tubes
Can heal like your boobs
But it's less friendly at your rear end....

Darwin's Radio's music is ace,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: L33VEY on March 24, 2009, 08:45:35 PM
Darwin's Radio's music is ace,
Declan he doesn't put a note out of place,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Brom on March 24, 2009, 10:46:09 PM
Darwin's Radio's music is ace,
Declan he doesn't put a note out of place,
His star spangled guitar*




*He really has got one, and it's a beauty!
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: RacingHippo on March 24, 2009, 10:59:51 PM
Quote from: "L33VEY"
...For your inner ear's tubes
Can heal like your boobs

Sorry - couldn't resist.......
Ha-hah!
You fell for my trap!
(I was actually thinking of summat like "Or stuck on your boobs", but that'll do :) )


Darwin's Radio's music is ace,
Declan he doesn't put a note out of place,
His star spangled guitar*
(Which he bought from Asda)
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: rogerg on March 25, 2009, 12:06:04 AM
Asda rhymes with guitar?
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Pedro on March 25, 2009, 12:07:54 AM
"Az-dah" ;)

Darwin's Radio's music is ace,
Declan he doesn't put a note out of place,
His star spangled guitar*
(Which he bought from Asda)
Was a bargain and came with a case.


JM's really a talented guy,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Philadelphia on March 25, 2009, 01:41:44 AM
Quote from: "rogerg"
Asda rhymes with guitar?

I'd... leave this be if I were you. I once spent an hour on Skype trying to explain to LivingForever and RacingHippo why rhymes that only apply to their accents don't count. I wasn't successful.
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: FantomG on March 25, 2009, 06:14:18 AM
Morning all... :D

JM's really a talented guy,
More 007, than the usual spy,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: rogerg on March 25, 2009, 09:32:42 AM
Quote from: "Philadelphia"
Quote from: "rogerg"
Asda rhymes with guitar?

I'd... leave this be if I were you. I once spent an hour on Skype trying to explain to LivingForever and RacingHippo why rhymes that only apply to their accents don't count. I wasn't successful.

fair enough!


JM's really a talented guy,
More 007, than the usual spy,
with a little stuffed animal
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: catherine on March 25, 2009, 10:28:30 AM
JM's really a talented guy,
More 007, than the usual spy,
with a little stuffed animal
Be it bird, fish or mammal,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Nellie on March 25, 2009, 01:29:04 PM
JM's really a talented guy,
More 007, than the usual spy,
with a little stuffed animal
Be it bird, fish or mammal,
His gig fees are nearly sky high!



Mid week and the sky is all grey,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: RacingHippo on March 25, 2009, 06:45:16 PM
Mid week and the sky is all grey,
But we've got lots of prog rock to play
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: LivingForever on March 25, 2009, 07:12:35 PM
Quote from: "Philadelphia"
Quote from: "rogerg"
Asda rhymes with guitar?

I'd... leave this be if I were you. I once spent an hour on Skype trying to explain to LivingForever and RacingHippo why rhymes that only apply to their accents don't count. I wasn't successful.

Oh my word... please don't remind me.
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: catherine on March 25, 2009, 07:26:41 PM
Mid week and the sky is all grey,
But we've got lots of prog rock to play
Frost*, Kino, Arena,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: LivingForever on March 25, 2009, 07:59:59 PM
Mid week and the sky is all grey,
But we've got lots of prog rock to play
Frost*, Kino, Arena,
Magenta (with Tina!)  8-)
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: David on March 25, 2009, 08:18:27 PM
Quote from: "Philadelphia"
Quote from: "rogerg"
Asda rhymes with guitar?
I'd... leave this be if I were you. I once spent an hour on Skype trying to explain to LivingForever and RacingHippo why rhymes that only apply to their accents don't count. I wasn't successful.
Where does RacingHippo live?
It's tough to understand what rhymes or not, I wouldn't be able to join the game  :oops:

Anyway, I read your limericks every day, it's so fun  ;)
Unfortunately, we don't have limericks in french. Perhaps we should try to copy it  8-)
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Pedro on March 25, 2009, 08:55:01 PM
I find it fascinating what some people think are rhymes.

Sounding the same is different from sounding just similar.

Some people rhyme just the last syllable sound. So "sausage" would rhyme with "leakage".
Some rhyme just the last vowel sound. So "bike" would rhyme with "night".
Some even seem to try to get away with rhymes based on syllable count alone. "umbrella" -> "together".

The thing about Limericks is that, usually, they are intended to be funny. This should encourage the reader to allow some relaxation of their own rules when it comes to rhymes.  
Rhyming "guitar" with "asda" should be seen for the clever wordplay it is and not as a rhyme crime....(see what I did there?) :lol:

That said, there have been some shockers on here.... ;)
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Nellie on March 25, 2009, 09:24:40 PM
Quote from: "David"
Quote from: "Philadelphia"
Quote from: "rogerg"
Asda rhymes with guitar?
I'd... leave this be if I were you. I once spent an hour on Skype trying to explain to LivingForever and RacingHippo why rhymes that only apply to their accents don't count. I wasn't successful.
Where does RacingHippo live?
It's tough to understand what rhymes or not, I wouldn't be able to join the game :oops:

Anyway, I read your limericks every day, it's so fun ;)
Unfortunately, we don't have limericks in french. Perhaps we should try to copy it 8-)
Join in anyway. :D
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Pedro on March 25, 2009, 10:21:39 PM
Mid week and the sky is all grey,
But we've got lots of prog rock to play
Frost*, Kino, Arena,
Magenta (with Tina!)
And the new mag that came out today.


We're joined by some poets from France,   :lol:
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Brom on March 25, 2009, 10:45:55 PM
We're joined by some poets from France,
who stumbled upon us by chance,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: catherine on March 25, 2009, 11:01:20 PM
We're joined by some poets from France,
who stumbled upon us by chance,
"Mon Dieu!" they all cry
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: David on March 25, 2009, 11:21:11 PM
We're joined by some poets from France,
who stumbled upon us by chance,
"Mon Dieu!" they all cry
"Truly, we can't deny


(Good luck to the next one!  :lol: )
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Pedro on March 26, 2009, 12:00:34 AM
We're joined by some poets from France,
who stumbled upon us by chance,
"Mon Dieu!" they all cry
"Truly, we can't deny
British rhyming skills lack elegance"   :)


Touchstone's new CD's called "Wintercoast",
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: FantomG on March 26, 2009, 06:27:46 AM
Touchstone's new CD's called "Wintercoast"   :)
Like Prog with "real bite", they boast,            :?:
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Pedro on March 26, 2009, 07:10:05 AM
Touchstone's new CD's called "Wintercoast"   :)
Like Prog with "real bite", they boast,            :?:
JM's mixing and playing
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: catherine on March 26, 2009, 08:25:12 AM
Touchstone's new CD's called "Wintercoast"  
Like Prog with "real bite", they boast,
JM's mixing and playing
Have all the girls swaying
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: LivingForever on March 26, 2009, 08:28:45 AM
Touchstone's new CD's called "Wintercoast"
Like Prog with "real bite", they boast,
JM's mixing and playing
Have all the girls swaying
But it's Kim that we all love the most!  8-)


Okay, I have to stop making all my contributions about foxy frontladies. :p
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: RacingHippo on March 26, 2009, 08:43:21 AM
Nice one, LF :)

Quote from: "David"
Where does RacingHippo live?
In a little world of my own (located in the environs of West Yorkshire)  :roll:

As Pedro says, because limericks are humorous, it can sometimes be as (or more) effective to use a word that could possibly be made to rhyme if pronounced slightly differently, or to combine words in a cheeky way to get something that just about rhymes.
If it makes you groan when you read it, that's extra good :D

I suspect this could be unique to British humour though...



OK. New limerick starter cuz James forgot to  :roll:

Mr Forever likes foxy front-ladies
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Brom on March 26, 2009, 09:39:41 AM
Yes, nice ending LForever!  :D

Mr Forever likes foxy front-ladies
with thoughts that are sponsored by Hades*




*Nothing personal LF, but have you tried rhyming anything with ladies recently!!  :roll:  :D
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: David on March 26, 2009, 10:02:06 AM
Quote from: "RacingHippo"
As Pedro says, because limericks are humorous, it can sometimes be as (or more) effective to use a word that could possibly be made to rhyme if pronounced slightly differently, or to combine words in a cheeky way to get something that just about rhymes.
If it makes you groan when you read it, that's extra good :D

I suspect this could be unique to British humour though...
No! We have some sort of french pun named "A peu près" (means "roughly").
The worst the pun is, the funniest it gets.
Hence, I can totally laugh at (deliberate) rough rhymes  :lol:
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Renters on March 26, 2009, 10:09:25 AM
Mr Forever likes foxy front-ladies
with thoughts that are sponsored by Hades*
He gets sweaty and silly**



** go on.  I dare you.....
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: catherine on March 26, 2009, 10:32:14 AM
Mr Forever likes foxy front-ladies
with thoughts that are sponsored by Hades*
He gets sweaty and silly**
If they wear something frilly
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: LivingForever on March 26, 2009, 10:39:43 AM
I am soooooo in trouble when a certain someone logs on... :p

Mr Forever likes foxy front-ladies
with thoughts that are sponsored by Hades*
He gets sweaty and silly**
If they wear something frilly
But it's Swedes that send him most cray-zee.
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: LivingForever on March 26, 2009, 10:41:09 AM
"Prog-loving girls are the best...
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Nellie on March 26, 2009, 10:44:18 AM
"Prog-loving girls are the best...
You'll never catch them in a vest,




(go and have a cold shower LF!)
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: RacingHippo on March 26, 2009, 10:51:46 AM
Quote from: "Renters"
** go on.  I dare you.....
You made I larf  :lol:

Prog-loving girls are the best...
You'll never catch them in a vest,
'Though string ones are great
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Pedro on March 26, 2009, 12:11:37 PM
Prog-loving girls are the best...
You'll never catch them in a vest,
'Though string ones are great
'Cos' the holes ventilate
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: catherine on March 26, 2009, 12:30:25 PM
Prog-loving girls are the best...
You'll never catch them in a vest,
'Though string ones are great
'Cos' the holes ventilate
And you get a good view of her chest.

Prog-loving men are quite strange...
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Pedro on March 26, 2009, 12:47:40 PM
Prog-loving men are quite strange,
But they're clearly the best in the range
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: MikeEvs on March 26, 2009, 01:09:14 PM
Quote from: "LivingForever"
Touchstone's new CD's called "Wintercoast"
Like Prog with "real bite", they boast,
JM's mixing and playing
Have all the girls swaying
But it's Kim that we all love the most!  8-)


Sorry to interrupt but I had to show that to Kim (no names were included) and her reply was:

"Awww I'm touched!!

I shall now have a little smile on my face for the rest of the day :)"


Carry on
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Pedro on March 26, 2009, 01:13:25 PM
Quote from: "MikeEvs"
Sorry to interrupt but I had to show that to Kim (no names were included) and her reply was:
"Awww I'm touched!!
I shall now have a little smile on my face for the rest of the day :)"
Carry on
Bless.
Nice work, Mike.
Consider it your personal mission to get at least two oictures of Kim into the next issue of the CRM "Prog" mag to make up for her shocking omission from the "Ladies Night" article.  :D
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Brom on March 26, 2009, 01:17:05 PM
Prog-loving men are quite strange,
But they're clearly the best in the range
Their superior leanings
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: MikeEvs on March 26, 2009, 01:24:24 PM
Quote from: "Pedro"
Quote from: "MikeEvs"
Sorry to interrupt but I had to show that to Kim (no names were included) and her reply was:
"Awww I'm touched!!
I shall now have a little smile on my face for the rest of the day :)"
Carry on
Bless.
Nice work, Mike.
Consider it your personal mission to get at least two oictures of Kim into the next issue of the CRM "Prog" mag to make up for her shocking omission from the "Ladies Night" article.  :D

I might be covering their gig in St Albans on the 17th of April so it's already on my to do list ;)
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: LivingForever on March 26, 2009, 01:41:23 PM
Prog-loving men are quite strange,
But they're clearly the best in the range
Their superior leanings
Mask their lack of self-cleaning
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Nellie on March 26, 2009, 02:11:45 PM
Prog-loving men are quite strange,
But they're clearly the best in the range
Their superior leanings
Mask their lack of self-cleaning
If they don't look out they'll get mange.


(It was that or or-range :? )
(Can't remember who's been done already)


There was a promoter called Twang,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: RacingHippo on March 26, 2009, 02:30:19 PM
There was a promoter called Twang,
Whose gigs always went with a bang
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: catherine on March 26, 2009, 04:14:47 PM
There was a promoter called Twang,
Whose gigs always went with a bang
His biscuits exploded
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: LivingForever on March 26, 2009, 04:24:43 PM
There was a promoter called Twang,
Whose gigs always went with a bang
His biscuits exploded
From all the gigs he promoted*


(*it helps if you say this in a Smashie & Nicey cheesy DJ voice.)
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Pedro on March 26, 2009, 10:34:21 PM
There was a promoter called Twang,
Whose gigs always went with a bang
His biscuits exploded
From all the gigs he promoted*
and once more The Peel's rafters rang

Next!

How clever's that Imogen Heap?
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: FantomG on March 26, 2009, 11:24:32 PM
How clever's that Imogen Heap?
Who's almost too busy for sleep,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: RacingHippo on March 26, 2009, 11:32:32 PM
How clever's that Imogen Heap?
Who's almost too busy for sleep,
She works through the night
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Brom on March 26, 2009, 11:57:14 PM
How clever's that Imogen Heap?
Who's almost too busy for sleep,
She works through the night,
But in the morning she might,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Pedro on March 27, 2009, 06:59:14 AM
Uh-oh, Immi might by looking....better play it safe and offer a selection....

How clever's that Imogen Heap?
Who's almost too busy for sleep,
She works through the night,
But in the morning she might,

A) chuck it all except one perfect beep
B) wake up with her nose on 'delete'
C) find the room full of uncounted sheep

Next person pick one and move on....
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: FantomG on March 27, 2009, 07:14:05 AM
Immi looking....well that would be cool...but dont know where she gets all her energy... Twitters like mad following some 36,500 people! how can she keep up? on 12 Seconds...and is so creative...the blogs are just wonderful.

Morning Pedro....you snuck in just as I was logging in  :D
As I was going to use the following...

How clever's that Imogen Heap?
Who's almost too busy for sleep,
She works through the night,
But in the morning she might,
Make a song out of Abigail going beep!

,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,


Next person pick one and move on....
Like playing with the Tenori On,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: catherine on March 27, 2009, 08:25:19 AM
Next person pick one and move on....
Like playing with the Tenori On,
It bleeps as it flashes
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: rogerg on March 27, 2009, 09:37:39 AM
Next person pick one and move on....
Like playing with the Tenori On,
It bleeps as it flashes
with dots and with dashes
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: catherine on March 27, 2009, 10:16:47 AM
Next person pick one and move on....
Like playing with the Tenori On,
It bleeps as it flashes
with dots and with dashes
In fact, it's a whole lot of fun.

This limerick thread's a success
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Pedro on March 27, 2009, 12:09:46 PM
This limerick thread's a success,
apart from some rhyming distress
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Hedgehog on March 27, 2009, 12:37:11 PM
This limerick thread's a success,
Apart from some rhyming distress,
Those who said it would fail,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Pedro on March 27, 2009, 12:42:58 PM
This limerick thread's a success,
Apart from some rhyming distress,
Those who said it would fail,
Should pay for the ale,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Hedgehog on March 27, 2009, 01:10:53 PM
This limerick thread's a success,
Apart from some rhyming distress,
Those who said it would fail,
Should pay for the ale,
Then clean up the resulting mess !

Work's ignored when the Frost* website's on,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Pedro on March 27, 2009, 01:16:21 PM
Work's ignored when the Frost* website's on,
Just get started but then lunch break's gone
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: RacingHippo on March 27, 2009, 01:30:27 PM
Work's ignored when the Frost* website's on,
Just get started but then lunch break's gone.
But if home's where you "work"
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: catherine on March 27, 2009, 01:39:25 PM
Work's ignored when the Frost* website's on,
Just get started but then lunch break's gone.
But if home's where you "work"
Then all day you can shirk
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Philadelphia on March 27, 2009, 05:14:03 PM
Work's ignored when the Frost* website's on,
Just get started but then lunch break's gone.
But if home's where you "work"
Then all day you can shirk
And Frost*ie apparel you can don


The Mouse on our forum likes cake
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: johninblack on March 27, 2009, 05:34:37 PM
The Mouse on our forum likes cake
It's something that he likes to bake,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Geetar on March 27, 2009, 06:18:27 PM
The Mouse on our forum likes cake
It's something that he likes to bake
Though he's mad as a hatter
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: LivingForever on March 27, 2009, 06:33:31 PM
The Mouse on our forum likes cake
It's something that he likes to bake
Though he's mad as a hatter
It'll make him much fatter
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: D S on March 27, 2009, 07:05:26 PM
The Mouse on our forum likes cake
It's something that he likes to bake
Though he's mad as a hatter
It'll make him much fatter
Than when he was thin as a rake


Living Forever likes fans
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: L33VEY on March 27, 2009, 09:22:56 PM
Living Forever likes fans
They neatly fit in his hands
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Pedro on March 27, 2009, 09:58:13 PM
Living Forever likes fans
They neatly fit in his hands
They're cool when he's hot
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Nellie on March 27, 2009, 10:20:52 PM
Living Forever likes fans
They neatly fit in his hands
They're cool when he's hot
And he's off like a shot
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: rogerg on March 28, 2009, 02:54:50 AM
Living Forever likes fans
They neatly fit in his hands
They're cool when he's hot
And he's off like a shot
and the fat mice are off getting tans.



da Dah da, da Dah da, da dah
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Pedro on March 28, 2009, 06:02:21 AM
da Dah da, da Dah da, da dah
"R", "R", "A", in morse code...right so far?
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: RacingHippo on March 28, 2009, 08:52:43 AM
da Dah da, da Dah da, da dah
"R", "R", "A", in morse code...right so far?
But what can it mean?
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Pedro on March 28, 2009, 09:12:00 AM
da Dah da, da Dah da, da dah
"R", "R", "A", in morse code...right so far?
But what can it mean?
Need Enigma machine,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: RacingHippo on March 28, 2009, 12:23:35 PM
da Dah da, da Dah da, da dah
"R", "R", "A", in morse code...right so far?
But what can it mean?
Need Enigma machine,
Oh! It's that Police song, redone as Ska!


Young Godfrey turns 4 years today
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Pedro on March 28, 2009, 12:27:38 PM
Young Godfrey turns 4 years today
Can't believe how the time slips away
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Progoholic on March 28, 2009, 01:30:47 PM
Young Godfrey turns 4 years today
Can't believe how the time slips away
on his birthday cake
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: rogerg on March 28, 2009, 02:54:02 PM
Young Godfrey turns 4 years today
Can't believe how the time slips away
on his birthday cake
time slipped on his cake?
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: catherine on March 28, 2009, 03:05:31 PM
Young Godfrey turns 4 years today
Can't believe how the time slips away
on his birthday cake
time slipped on his cake?
Makes a change from the icing, anyway.
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: catherine on March 28, 2009, 03:06:52 PM
oops... next one...

So Jem keeps us updated with Twitter,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: rogerg on March 28, 2009, 03:12:25 PM
So Jem keeps us updated with Twitter,
and TweetDeck helps tweets to not skitter
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: RacingHippo on March 28, 2009, 11:06:47 PM
So Jem keeps us updated with Twitter,
and TweetDeck helps tweets to not skitter
His tweets are so pithy
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: catherine on March 28, 2009, 11:16:29 PM
So Jem keeps us updated with Twitter,
and TweetDeck helps tweets to not skitter
His tweets are so pithy
'Cos he'th not a thithy,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Pedro on March 28, 2009, 11:45:57 PM
So Jem keeps us updated with Twitter,
and TweetDeck helps tweets to not skitter
His tweets are so pithy
'Coth he'th not a thithy,
And, hopefully, now he feels fitter.


Remember UK clocks must gain,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Mouse on March 29, 2009, 12:16:00 AM
Remember UK clocks must again
Spring forward with the Spring rain

----------------------------------

The Mouse on our forum likes cake
It's something that he likes to bake
Though he's mad as a hatter
It'll make him much fatter
Than when he was thin as a rake

I'm so honoured! I love this place!  :mrgreen:  But DS, how did you know I used to be really thin...?  :)
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: L33VEY on March 29, 2009, 12:14:04 PM
Remember UK clocks must again
Spring forward with the Spring rain
A full hour is lost
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: rogerg on March 29, 2009, 12:17:40 PM
Remember UK clocks must again
Spring forward with the Spring rain
A full hour is lost
and sleep is the cost
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Pedro on March 29, 2009, 12:54:39 PM
Remember UK clocks must again
Spring forward with the Spring rain
A full hour is lost
and sleep is the cost
plus if it makes you late it's a pain!

*curious as to why my opening line was changed from "gain" to "again"...both are valid.... :?


Lee Abraham's new cd's near,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Brom on March 29, 2009, 02:04:24 PM
Lee Abraham's new cd's near,
Said the walrus while sipping his beer,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Pedro on March 29, 2009, 02:06:13 PM
Lee Abraham's new cd's near,
Said the walrus while sipping his beer,
But Lee snatched back his ale
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: L33VEY on March 29, 2009, 03:43:40 PM
Lee Abraham's new cd's near,
Said the walrus while sipping his beer,
But Lee snatched back his ale
And the walrus turned pale
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: rogerg on March 29, 2009, 06:08:20 PM
Lee Abraham's new cd's near,
Said the walrus while sipping his beer,
But Lee snatched back his ale
And the walrus turned pale
and pale was the ale, I fear!

(actually, I prefer pale ales, but it's all for the rhyme, you know...)


the chicken had only two toes,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: catherine on March 29, 2009, 06:46:44 PM
The chicken had only two toes,
Which was awkward for picking its nose,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: L33VEY on March 29, 2009, 08:29:06 PM
The chicken had only two toes,
Which was awkward for picking its nose,
As it ran 'cross the road
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Mouse on March 29, 2009, 08:52:23 PM
The chicken had only two toes,
Which was awkward for picking its nose,
As it ran 'cross the road
An unfortunate lorry load
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Pedro on March 30, 2009, 01:39:09 AM
The chicken had only two toes,
Which was awkward for picking its nose,
As it ran 'cross the road
An unfortunate lorry load
Of extra syllables spilled all over the last two lines of this limerick ruining how it goes.


So Cambridge are rubbish in boats,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: FantomG on March 30, 2009, 06:21:10 AM
So Cambridge are rubbish in boats,
But could still beat Oxford wearing duffle coats,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Brom on March 30, 2009, 12:46:00 PM
So Cambridge are rubbish in boats,
But could still beat Oxford wearing duffle coats
Than in a cagoule
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Pedro on March 30, 2009, 01:04:51 PM
So Cambridge are rubbish in boats,
But could still beat Oxford wearing duffle coats
Than in a cagoule
Corpus Christi would rule
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: FantomG on March 30, 2009, 02:09:15 PM
So Cambridge are rubbish in boats,
But could still beat Oxford wearing duffle coats
Than in a cagoule
Corpus Christi would rule,
Next year the'll be back to win & not gloat :lol:

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~


So as March draws to a close,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Mouse on March 30, 2009, 06:50:52 PM
So as March draws to a close,
And the promise of April grows
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Mouse on March 30, 2009, 07:01:43 PM
By the way, has anyone seen this (http://http://limerickdb.com/?top150)?

Check out #434, it's superb!  8-)
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Philadelphia on March 30, 2009, 09:26:10 PM
Great link (and recommendation), Mouse!
There's a geek inside me that's currently engaging in what we call "rofl". (;-)
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: RacingHippo on March 31, 2009, 10:07:42 AM
Excellent link, Moouse - thanks! Pygmy Hippo was most entertained by a couple of those. But not that one, or that one, or that one and especially not that one!

So as March draws to a close,
And the promise of April grows
We hope for less rain
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: rogerg on March 31, 2009, 10:48:28 AM
So as March draws to a close,
And the promise of April grows
We hope for less rain
which becomes a right pain
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Brom on March 31, 2009, 12:20:53 PM
So as March draws to a close,
And the promise of April grows
We hope for less rain
which becomes a right pain
as they ban you from using your hose.

My sequencer is stuck in a loop
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Pedro on March 31, 2009, 01:10:56 PM
My sequencer's stuck in a loop
I shouldn't have sprayed it with soup

[apols for contracting the "is" but it reads better(?)]
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Nellie on March 31, 2009, 01:29:15 PM
Surely that should go........
My sequencer's stuck in a loop
My sequencer's stuck in a loop..... :?
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: RacingHippo on March 31, 2009, 02:09:26 PM
My sequencer's stuck in a loop
I shouldn't have sprayed it with soup
But Heinz minestrone
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: catherine on March 31, 2009, 02:28:03 PM
My sequencer's stuck in a loop
I shouldn't have sprayed it with soup
But Heinz minestrone
Tastes good when you're lonely
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Brom on March 31, 2009, 03:31:21 PM
@Nellie  :lol:  :lol:

@Catherine awwwwwwww.

But...you can never be lonely when you've got this forum!!  :D
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Nellie on March 31, 2009, 09:37:10 PM
My sequencer's stuck in a loop
I shouldn't have sprayed it with soup
But Heinz minestrone
Tastes good when you're lonely
My sequencer's stuck in a loop. (boomboom)



You're never alone on this strand
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: rogerg on March 31, 2009, 10:13:37 PM
You're never alone on this strand
we've got players galore for a band
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Pedro on March 31, 2009, 10:23:26 PM
You're never alone on this strand
we've got players galore for a band
Quite a few that play spoons
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: FantomG on March 31, 2009, 10:27:43 PM
You're never alone on this strand,
we've got players galore for a band,
Quite a few that play spoons,
Whilst munching macaroons,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: rogerg on March 31, 2009, 10:28:41 PM
You're never alone on this strand
we've got players galore for a band
Quite a few that play spoons
and even bassoons!

damn!  too late....  ah well....
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Mouse on March 31, 2009, 10:33:44 PM
You're never alone on this strand
we've got players galore for a band
Quite a few that play spoons
Whilst munching macaroons,/and even bassoons!
And the rest can clap their hands

And now for something completely different...  :)

I read the news today, oh boy
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Brom on March 31, 2009, 11:12:12 PM
Mouse!!!!!!.

.. oh, OK  :)

I read the news today, oh boy
about a man they called Kilroy,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Pedro on March 31, 2009, 11:34:24 PM
I read the news today, oh boy
about a man they called Kilroy,
they say he woz 'ere,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: FantomG on April 01, 2009, 07:44:55 AM
I read the news today, oh boy
about a man they called Kilroy,
they say he woz 'ere,
An April Fool we fear,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Tricky on April 01, 2009, 08:20:55 PM
I read the news today, oh boy
about a man they called Kilroy,
they say he woz 'ere,
An April Fool we fear,
but eventually began to annoy



This thread has been going too long

(no, that's the first line)
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: FantomG on April 01, 2009, 08:24:58 PM
This thread has been going too long
but 50 pages & 500 posts cant be wrong(?)
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Nellie on April 01, 2009, 09:43:07 PM
This thread has been going too long
but 50 pages & 500 posts cant be wrong(?)
Say "Yes" to the rhymes,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: RacingHippo on April 01, 2009, 10:54:05 PM
This thread has been going too long
but 50 pages & 500 posts cant be wrong(?)
Say "Yes" to the rhymes,
A thousand more times
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: David on April 01, 2009, 11:05:41 PM
This thread has been going too long
but 50 pages & 500 posts cant be wrong(?)
Say "Yes" to the rhymes,
A thousand more times
Now the addiction is too strong!
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Pedro on April 01, 2009, 11:09:37 PM
This thread has been going too long
but 50 pages & 500 posts cant be wrong(?)
Say "Yes" to the rhymes,
A thousand more times
Before long we'll have lyricked a song!

Perhaps we should improve our wares
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Brom on April 01, 2009, 11:47:32 PM
Perhaps we should improve our wares
said a man at the foot of the stairs
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Pedro on April 01, 2009, 11:53:12 PM
Perhaps we should improve our wares
said a man at the foot of the stairs
The only way's up
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: rogerg on April 02, 2009, 02:39:21 AM
This thread has been going too long
but 50 pages & 500 posts cant be wrong(?)
that's boatloads of words
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: FantomG on April 02, 2009, 07:38:52 AM
Perhaps we should improve our wares
said a man at the foot of the stairs
The only way's up
Yazz & the plastic pup,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: David on April 02, 2009, 07:46:28 AM
I must have said something wrong...  ;)
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: rogerg on April 02, 2009, 10:42:13 AM
Quote from: "rogerg"
This thread has been going too long
but 50 pages & 500 posts cant be wrong(?)
that's boatloads of words

heh

it was late(yeah, that's it), and I didn't see the "Next" button...
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Pedro on April 02, 2009, 12:36:49 PM
Quote from: "David"
I must have said something wrong...  ;)
LOL
We've had overlaps before, and I expect we'll have them again....

So, to finish one....
Perhaps we should improve our wares
said a man at the foot of the stairs
The only way's up
Yazz & plastic pup,
Are still out there so travel in pairs

Continue roger's
This thread has been going too long
but 50 pages & 500 posts cant be wrong(?)
that's boatloads of words
Too long by two thirds

...and yours!
I must have said something wrong
Said the maid as her head hit the gong,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: catherine on April 02, 2009, 01:08:55 PM
This thread has been going too long
but 50 pages & 500 posts cant be wrong(?)
that's boatloads of words
Too long by two thirds
We'd best turn it into a song.

and, continuing with David's one....

I must have said something wrong
Said the maid as her head hit the gong,
Is it dinner? So soon?
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: RacingHippo on April 02, 2009, 02:28:54 PM
I must have said something wrong
Said the maid as her head hit the gong,
Is it dinner? So soon?
With that, she did swoon
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Nellie on April 02, 2009, 05:13:30 PM
I must have said something wrong
Said the maid as her head hit the gong,
Is it dinner? So soon?
With that, she did swoon
Taking too big a puff from the bong! :shock:

On Sunday I'll be heading for Spain
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: David on April 02, 2009, 09:58:12 PM
On Sunday I'll be heading for Spain
Which is more fun than sniffing cocaine  :lol:  :roll:
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Brom on April 02, 2009, 11:13:06 PM
On Sunday I'll be heading for Spain
Which is more fun than sniffing cocaine  
The rain, so they say
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: RacingHippo on April 02, 2009, 11:49:05 PM
[On Sunday I'll be heading for Spain
Which is more fun than sniffing cocaine  
The rain, so they say
On the plain it duz stay,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: FantomG on April 03, 2009, 08:37:41 AM
On Sunday I'll be heading for Spain,
Which is more fun than sniffing cocaine,
The rain, so they say,
On the plain it duz stay,
I'll go by boat, instead of the train

---------------------------------------

This week at the G20 summit,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: RacingHippo on April 03, 2009, 12:43:01 PM
This week at the G20 summit,
Wallace and his faithful dog Gromit
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Pedro on April 03, 2009, 12:49:07 PM
This week at the G20 summit,
Wallace and his faithful dog Gromit
Addressed all the leaders
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Nellie on April 03, 2009, 01:21:13 PM
This week at the G20 summit,
Wallace and his faithful dog Gromit
Addressed all the leaders
(some are good deeders),
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: catherine on April 03, 2009, 09:25:15 PM
This week at the G20 summit,
Wallace and his faithful dog Gromit
Addressed all the leaders
(some are good deeders),
When Sarkozy started to vomit.

A Mellotron's really quite splendid,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: rogerg on April 03, 2009, 09:41:31 PM
A Mellotron's really quite splendid,
especially when happ'ly upended
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: David on April 03, 2009, 09:53:37 PM
Quote from: "catherine"
When Sarkozy started to vomit.
:lol:  :lol:  :lol:
Excellent!
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: David on April 03, 2009, 10:15:35 PM
A Mellotron's really quite splendid,
Especially when happ'ly upended
There's a choir inside
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: RacingHippo on April 03, 2009, 11:18:04 PM
A Mellotron's really quite splendid,
Especially when happ'ly upended
There's a choir inside;
They're trying to hide
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Philadelphia on April 03, 2009, 11:23:26 PM
A Mellotron's really quite splendid,
Especially when happ'ly upended
There's a choir inside;
They're trying to hide
From Jem, who - it seems - they've offended!


Now that machines can do the drumming
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Pedro on April 03, 2009, 11:31:34 PM
Now that machines can do the drumming
and computers can do strumming
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: FantomG on April 04, 2009, 12:53:04 AM
Now that machines can do the drumming
and computers can do strumming,
The latest plug-in,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: rogerg on April 04, 2009, 01:43:35 AM
Now that machines can do the drumming
and computers can do strumming,
The latest plug-in,
a beguine to begin
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Brom on April 04, 2009, 08:30:02 AM
Now that machines can do the drumming
and computers can do strumming,
The latest plug-in,
a beguine to begin
Will replace all your whistling and humming.

A Frostie was once heard to say,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: L33VEY on April 04, 2009, 09:27:05 AM
A Frostie was once heard to say,
That a limerick could cheer up his day,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Pedro on April 04, 2009, 11:11:07 AM
A Frost*ie was once heard to say,
That a limerick could cheer up his day,
But Haiku, he claimed
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: David on April 04, 2009, 03:07:29 PM
A Frost*ie was once heard to say,
That a limerick could cheer up his day,
But Haiku, he claimed
Make the verses maimed

(Not sure it's correct, please feel free to write something else if it isn't  :oops: )
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Pedro on April 04, 2009, 03:25:51 PM
A Frost*ie was once heard to say,
That a limerick could cheer up his day,
But Haiku, he claimed
Make the verses maimed
Prog-ish timing but harder to play.


The horses are running today,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: rogerg on April 04, 2009, 03:42:19 PM
The horses are running today,
and there's lots of money at play
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: johninblack on April 04, 2009, 08:46:47 PM
The horses are running today,
and there's lots of money at play
At one hundred to one,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: L33VEY on April 04, 2009, 09:24:06 PM
The horses are running today,
and there's lots of money at play
At one hundred to one,
It's a load of fun
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: catherine on April 04, 2009, 11:46:47 PM
The horses are running today,
and there's lots of money at play
At one hundred to one,
It's a load of fun
And you can go for a roll in the hay

The Home Secretary's husband, "Dick" Timney,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: FantomG on April 05, 2009, 02:37:51 AM
The Home Secretary's husband, "Dick" Timney,
Is also known as Ric Hard to 'friends' in Putney,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: L33VEY on April 05, 2009, 01:38:23 PM
The Home Secretary's husband, "Dick" Timney,
Is also known as Ric Hard to 'friends' in Putney,
The news made a splash,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Hedgehog on April 05, 2009, 04:22:15 PM
The Home Secretary's husband, "Dick" Timney,
Is also known as Ric Hard to 'friends' in Putney,
The news made a splash,
She claimed back the cash,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Pedro on April 05, 2009, 05:02:00 PM
The Home Secretary's husband, "Dick" Timney,
Is also known as Ric Hard to 'friends' in Putney,
The news made a splash,
She claimed back the cash,
"Dick Dastardly" or is he "Smuttley"?


Hell's teeth, seems the weekend's near over,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: rogerg on April 05, 2009, 05:50:08 PM
Hell's teeth, seems the weekend's near over,
but there's still time for a roll in the clover,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: catherine on April 05, 2009, 06:12:45 PM
Hell's teeth, seems the weekend's near over,
but there's still time for a roll in the clover,
So break out the cider,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: FantomG on April 06, 2009, 07:22:10 AM
Hell's teeth, seems the weekend's near over,
but there's still time for a roll in the clover,
So break out the cider,
Strap on a hand glider,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: johninblack on April 06, 2009, 03:17:49 PM
Hell's teeth, seems the weekend's near over,
but there's still time for a roll in the clover,
So break out the cider,
Strap on a hand glider,
We're off, we're heading for Dover




The man with the keys to the TARDIS,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: catherine on April 06, 2009, 06:09:06 PM
The man with the keys to the TARDIS,
Was wearing a startling blue bodice,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: L33VEY on April 06, 2009, 07:59:25 PM
The man with the keys to the TARDIS,
Was wearing a startling blue bodice,
As found on Planet Frost*,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: catherine on April 06, 2009, 08:08:58 PM
The man with the keys to the TARDIS,
Was wearing a startling blue bodice,
As found on Planet Frost*,
At an eye-watering cost,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Pedro on April 06, 2009, 08:18:31 PM
The man with the keys to the TARDIS,
Was wearing a startling blue bodice,
As found on Planet Frost*,
At an eye-watering cost,
When you wear it you look like a godess


Google "Jupiter Society"
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: catherine on April 06, 2009, 08:24:43 PM
Google "Jupiter Society"
If you must, but please do it quietly,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Pedro on April 06, 2009, 08:31:31 PM
Google "Jupiter Society"
If you must, but please do it quietly,
But it features young Dec
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: FantomG on April 06, 2009, 08:38:14 PM
Google "Jupiter Society"
If you must, but please do it quietly,
But it features young Dec,
I'll do it, what the heck,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Pedro on April 06, 2009, 08:42:40 PM
Google "Jupiter Society"
If you must, but please do it quietly,
But it features young Dec,
I'll do it, what the heck
Check JupiterSociety.se

All this and new music as well,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: rogerg on April 06, 2009, 09:05:59 PM
All this and new music as well,
and words like "divers", fun to spell!
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: RacingHippo on April 06, 2009, 11:19:38 PM
All this and new music as well,
and words like "divers", fun to spell!
We get such a lot
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Pedro on April 07, 2009, 01:10:50 PM
All this and new music as well,
and words like "divers", fun to spell!
We get such a lot
There's no telling what
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: RacingHippo on April 07, 2009, 06:56:29 PM
All this and new music as well,
and words like "divers", fun to spell!
We get such a lot
There's no telling what
We'd do without Pedro and Nell :)


In two weeks I'll be forty-three
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: L33VEY on April 07, 2009, 07:50:45 PM
In two weeks I'll be forty-three,
And close to the bus pass that's free,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: FantomG on April 07, 2009, 09:06:12 PM
In two weeks I'll be forty-three,
And close to the bus pass that's free,
But for now I'm forty-two,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: catherine on April 07, 2009, 09:09:35 PM
In two weeks I'll be forty-three,
And close to the bus pass that's free,
But for now I'm forty-two,
Which is younger than you,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Pedro on April 07, 2009, 09:14:21 PM
In two weeks I'll be forty-three,
And close to the bus pass that's free,
But for now I'm forty-two,
Which is younger than you,
and far too much younger than me!


I've got to go, watching a film,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: rogerg on April 07, 2009, 10:15:53 PM
I've got to go, watching a film,
prescrips to get, hope I can fill'em
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: FantomG on April 07, 2009, 10:21:17 PM
I've got to go, watching a film,
prescripts to get, hope I can fill'em,
The Director's cut
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Pedro on April 07, 2009, 11:17:23 PM
I've got to go, watching a film,
prescripts to get, hope I can fill'em,
The Director's cut
is mega-bucks, but
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: FantomG on April 08, 2009, 08:26:58 AM
I've got to go, watching a film,
prescripts to get, hope I can fill'em,
The Director's cut
is mega-bucks, but
What don't hurt, don't kill'em


###############


There's a view from the Cube,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Hedgehog on April 08, 2009, 09:21:23 AM
There's a view from the Cube,
That's saucy and lewd,



(I see we have moved to ' high speed ' limericks - presumably a symptom of global
 cut-backs !)
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Pedro on April 08, 2009, 12:24:47 PM
Quote from: "Hedgehog"
(I see we have moved to ' high speed ' limericks - presumably a symptom of global cut-backs !)
It reflects the rather worrying failure in the worldwide syllable harvest this year.

Anlysts fear this will mean a genral decline in the use of mult-syll words and some forms of po tree like Haik will dis peer complee....
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Mouse on April 08, 2009, 06:12:32 PM
There's a view from the Cube,
That's saucy and lewd,
Information abound

(My stockpile of syllables from my own private crop finally pays off!  8-) )
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: L33VEY on April 08, 2009, 07:45:41 PM
There's a view from the Cube,
That's saucy and lewd,
Information abound
And lights all around
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: FantomG on April 09, 2009, 06:54:57 AM
There's a view from the Cube,
That's saucy and lewd,
Information abound
And lights all around
Like being on a London Tube.


........mind the gap.......stand clear of the doors......next one coming.........


Whilst thinking of my favourite Frost* song,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Brom on April 09, 2009, 09:06:03 AM
Whilst thinking of my favourite Frost* song,
I remembered my aunt in Hong Kong,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: RacingHippo on April 09, 2009, 09:35:59 AM
Whilst thinking of my favourite Frost* song,
I remembered my aunt in Hong Kong,
Now, she loves to noodle
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: rogerg on April 09, 2009, 10:42:58 AM
Whilst thinking of my favourite Frost* song,
I remembered my aunt in Hong Kong,
Now, she loves to noodle
oops!  watch the poodle!
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: catherine on April 09, 2009, 11:33:36 AM
Whilst thinking of my favourite Frost* song,
I remembered my aunt in Hong Kong,
Now, she loves to noodle
oops! watch the poodle!
It makes the soup taste rather strong.

The Black Light Machine emits black light,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Brom on April 09, 2009, 12:29:32 PM
The Black Light Machine emits black light,
of refractive index which sure will excite,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Pedro on April 09, 2009, 12:34:02 PM
The Black Light Machine emits black light,
If you've calibrated it right
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: johninblack on April 09, 2009, 03:25:40 PM
The Black Light Machine emits black light,
If you've calibrated it right,
but if not you're in trouble,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Mouse on April 09, 2009, 03:29:22 PM
The Black Light Machine emits black light,
If you've calibrated it right,
but if not you're in trouble,
Get out on the double!
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Brom on April 09, 2009, 04:28:35 PM
Ahem!!

Quote from: "Mouse"
The Black Light Machine emits black light,
If you've calibrated it right,
but if not you're in trouble,
Get out on the double!

Talking of doubles....  :D

Quote from: "Brom"
The Black Light Machine emits black light,
of refractive index which sure will excite,

We need a Rogerish solution to ammend the bifurcation  ;)
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Mouse on April 09, 2009, 06:22:56 PM
Quote from: "Brom"
We need a Rogerish solution to ammend the bifurcation  ;)

Does this mean Roger's got something named after him? Nice one Rog!  :)
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: rogerg on April 09, 2009, 10:24:08 PM
holy poo!  the pressure!

The Black Light Machine emits black light,
If you've calibrated it right,
but if not you're in trouble,
Get out on the double!
the refractive index will surely excite!


whew!  how'd I do?
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Mouse on April 09, 2009, 10:58:55 PM
Excellent job, except you forgot to start the next one...  8-)
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: rogerg on April 09, 2009, 11:06:07 PM
Quote from: "Mouse"
Excellent job, except you forgot to start the next one...  8-)

d'oh!  I always forget!

ok.


Pedro's video's a hit on LBP
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: RacingHippo on April 09, 2009, 11:10:14 PM
Pedro's video's a hit on LBP
Now it's published for thousands to see
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Mouse on April 09, 2009, 11:12:37 PM
Pedro's video's a hit on LBP
Now it's published for thousands to see
Now across the world
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Pedro on April 09, 2009, 11:35:40 PM
Pedro's video's a hit on LBP
Now it's published for thousands to see
Now across the world
Sackboys knitted or purled
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: rogerg on April 10, 2009, 02:02:57 AM
Pedro's video's a hit on LBP
Now it's published for thousands to see
Now across the world
Sackboys knitted or purled
no question Pedro's the MVP!!



let's write a lim'rick 'bout purple
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Mouse on April 10, 2009, 07:43:49 PM
let's write a lim'rick 'bout purple
One of the only words it rhymes with is hurple

 8-)
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: L33VEY on April 10, 2009, 07:57:59 PM
let's write a lim'rick 'bout purple
One of the only words it rhymes with is hurple
So could this spell the end,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: catherine on April 10, 2009, 08:02:34 PM
let's write a lim'rick 'bout purple
One of the only words it rhymes with is hurple
So could this spell the end,
Of the time that we spend,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: L33VEY on April 10, 2009, 09:25:06 PM
let's write a lim'rick 'bout purple
One of the only words it rhymes with is hurple
So could this spell the end,
Of the time that we spend,
No! Wait! Join me in a "Purple Nurple"

http://http://everything2.com/title/Purple%2520Nurple


Jem's just kicked over Googlebot
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Brom on April 10, 2009, 11:23:47 PM
Jem's just kicked over Googlebot
With his left foot he's always so hot
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Mouse on April 11, 2009, 03:10:41 AM
Jem's just kicked over Googlebot
With his left foot he's always so hot
He threw biscuits around
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: FantomG on April 11, 2009, 08:53:06 AM
Jem's just kicked over Googlebot
With his left foot he's always so hot
He threw biscuits around,
So impressed with the sound,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: rogerg on April 11, 2009, 03:18:53 PM
Jem's just kicked over Googlebot
With his left foot he's always so hot
He threw biscuits around,
So impressed with the sound,
it's a dandy forum here, he's got!


she says my hair's long and shaggy,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Pedro on April 11, 2009, 04:42:30 PM
she says my hair's long and shaggy,
if I'd a tail it would be waggy
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Brom on April 11, 2009, 05:34:59 PM
She says my hair's long and shaggy,
If I'd a tail it would be waggy
Because of my parting
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: johninblack on April 11, 2009, 05:44:10 PM
She says my hair's long and shaggy,
If I'd a tail it would be waggy
Because of my parting
and persistent farting,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Pedro on April 11, 2009, 05:53:53 PM
She says my hair's long and shaggy,
If I'd a tail it would be waggy
Because of my parting
and persistent farting,
when I try to draw lines, they're zig-zaggy.


It's nice to think Jem is relaxed
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: RacingHippo on April 11, 2009, 07:15:42 PM
It's nice to think Jem is relaxed
As he spends too much time fully-maxed
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Mouse on April 11, 2009, 08:36:29 PM
It's nice to think Jem is relaxed
As he spends too much time fully-maxed
With his venture into chickens

...I'm not to sure about that line...  :?
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Pedro on April 11, 2009, 08:59:03 PM
Neither am I....certainly doesn't fit the meter.... :?
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: catherine on April 11, 2009, 09:06:50 PM
It's nice to think Jem is relaxed
As he spends too much time fully-maxed
With his venture into chickens...
Hey man! What the dickens??
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Brom on April 12, 2009, 09:35:24 AM
It's nice to think Jem is relaxed
As he spends too much time fully-maxed
With his venture into chickens...
Hey man! What the dickens??
The latest Frost* album's been axed!!

That's a nighmare limerick, only joking folks. Try this.


Attack, decay sustain and release
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: RacingHippo on April 12, 2009, 10:24:39 AM
Attack, decay sustain and release
The envelope is shaped to please
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Pedro on April 12, 2009, 11:53:45 AM
Attack, decay sustain and release
The envelope is shaped to please
Aftertouch, Velocity,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Mouse on April 12, 2009, 07:56:50 PM
Attack, decay sustain and release
The envelope is shaped to please
Aftertouch, Velocity,
LFO priorities

Quote from: "Brom"
The latest Frost* album's been axed!!

That's a nighmare limerick, only joking folks.

 :shock:  Crikey, Brom! I nearly had an accident when I read that...  :(
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Pedro on April 12, 2009, 08:19:39 PM
Attack, decay sustain and release
The envelope is shaped to please
Aftertouch, Velocity,
LFO priorities
The techy-speak here'd better cease.

(let's try an old-style one....)


There once was a drummer called Nick,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: David on April 12, 2009, 08:33:12 PM
Quote from: "Pedro"
(let's try an old-style one....)
So, it must intend to be witty or humorous, and to be sometimes obscene with humorous intent?
 :lol:
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: RacingHippo on April 12, 2009, 09:33:55 PM
There once was a drummer called Nick,
Who found himself without a stick,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Mouse on April 12, 2009, 09:41:33 PM
There once was a drummer called Nick,
Who found himself without a stick,
He got a French loaf
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: rogerg on April 12, 2009, 10:11:54 PM
There once was a drummer called Nick,
Who found himself without a stick,
He got a French loaf
and said, "I'm no oaf!"
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Pedro on April 12, 2009, 10:35:00 PM
There once was a drummer called Nick,
Who found himself without a stick,
He got a French loaf
and said, "I'm no oaf!"
I've just finished "Lamb", now for "Trick"


At RoSFest Jem's hiring some keys,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Mouse on April 13, 2009, 12:39:25 AM
At RoSFest Jem's hiring some keys,
Of Roland make that's sure to please,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Philadelphia on April 13, 2009, 11:21:22 AM
At RoSFest Jem's hiring some keys,
Of Roland make that's sure to please,
But will he - I wonder
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Mouse on April 13, 2009, 01:15:42 PM
At RoSFest Jem's hiring some keys,
Of Roland make that's sure to please,
But will he - I wonder
Make the ultimate blunder
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: L33VEY on April 13, 2009, 09:26:04 PM
At RoSFest Jem's hiring some keys,
Of Roland make that's sure to please,
But will he - I wonder
Make the ultimate blunder
And get a pump organ - just for a wheeze :lol:



The Frosties enjoyed the Bank Holidays
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Pedro on April 13, 2009, 09:30:05 PM
The Frosties enjoyed the Bank Holidays
Having fun with their loved ones in jolly ways
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: RacingHippo on April 13, 2009, 10:14:35 PM
The Frosties enjoyed the Bank Holidays
Having fun with their loved ones in jolly ways
They're stuffed full of chocs
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: rogerg on April 13, 2009, 11:21:30 PM
The Frosties enjoyed the Bank Holidays
Having fun with their loved ones in jolly ways
They're stuffed full of chocs
which are better than rocks
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: L33VEY on April 15, 2009, 08:21:06 PM
The Frosties enjoyed the Bank Holidays
Having fun with their loved ones in jolly ways
They're stuffed full of chocs
which are better than rocks
And now stagger round in a daze


Johninblack has gone off to Spain
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Pedro on April 15, 2009, 08:48:41 PM
Johninblack has gone off to Spain
Where he mainly won't stay in the plane
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Mouse on April 15, 2009, 09:31:40 PM
Johninblack has gone off to Spain
Where he mainly won't stay in the plane
But will he survive
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: rogerg on April 15, 2009, 09:50:04 PM
Johninblack has gone off to Spain
Where he mainly won't stay in the plane
But will he survive
or take a big dive
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: RacingHippo on April 16, 2009, 12:01:35 AM
Johninblack has gone off to Spain
Where he mainly won't stay in the plane
But will he survive
or take a big dive
And eat progdog's biscuits again?


Poor Jem's going down with a cold
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: FantomG on April 16, 2009, 07:31:22 AM
Poor Jem's going down with a cold,
Let's hope man-flu doesn't take hold,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: rogerg on April 16, 2009, 10:36:06 AM
Poor Jem's going down with a cold,
Let's hope man-flu doesn't take hold,
a nose full of snot
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Mouse on April 16, 2009, 01:43:41 PM
Poor Jem's going down with a cold,
Let's hope man-flu doesn't take hold,
a nose full of snot
Makes you feel utter rot
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: L33VEY on April 17, 2009, 09:27:27 PM
Poor Jem's going down with a cold,
Let's hope man-flu doesn't take hold,
a nose full of snot
Makes you feel utter rot
So hit the Sanatogen Gold


Now it's quiet, Jem's coming back
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: FantomG on April 17, 2009, 11:55:22 PM
Now it's quiet, Jem's coming back,
Now it's calmer, without the flack,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Mouse on April 18, 2009, 12:51:14 AM
Now it's quiet, Jem's coming back,
Now it's calmer, without the flack,
So let's all cheer "Hooray!"
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: RacingHippo on April 18, 2009, 07:32:48 AM
Now it's quiet, Jem's coming back,
Now it's calmer, without the flack,
So let's all cheer "Hooray!"
And pour the Beaujolais!
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Brom on April 18, 2009, 03:41:32 PM
Now it's quiet, Jem's coming back,
Now it's calmer, without the flack,
So let's all cheer "Hooray!"
And pour the Beaujolais!
And imbibe till our heads hit the sack.

A metronome was once heard to say,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Pedro on April 18, 2009, 04:11:40 PM
A metronome was once heard to say,
"I'm a countrynome who's gone astray",
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: rogerg on April 18, 2009, 04:35:45 PM
A metronome was once heard to say,
"I'm a countrynome who's gone astray",
every third tick-tock
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: David on April 18, 2009, 08:06:51 PM
A metronome was once heard to say,
"I'm a countrynome who's gone astray",
Every third tick-tock
When it's "prog o'clock"
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Mouse on April 18, 2009, 11:57:59 PM
A metronome was once heard to say,
"I'm a countrynome who's gone astray",
Every third tick-tock
When it's "prog o'clock"
Goes bang, boom, fataaaar, wahey!

The Frosties* were in the pub one night
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Pedro on April 19, 2009, 12:38:47 AM
The Frosties* were in the pub one night
When somebody started a bun fight
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: FantomG on April 20, 2009, 07:29:38 AM
The Frosties* were in the pub one night,
When somebody started a bun fight,
Hey! watch my beer,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Pedro on April 20, 2009, 12:35:43 PM
The Frosties* were in the pub one night,
When somebody started a bun fight,
Hey! watch my beer,
It's gone in my ear,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: FantomG on April 20, 2009, 01:37:05 PM
The Frosties* were in the pub one night,
When somebody started a bun fight,
Hey! watch my beer,
It's gone in my ear,
And now dissapeared out of sight!


---------------------------------------

It's great news about Transatlantic,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: catherine on April 20, 2009, 02:02:58 PM
It's great news about Transatlantic,
The fan-boys were getting quite frantic,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: rogerg on April 20, 2009, 02:17:48 PM
It's great news about Transatlantic,
The fan-boys were getting quite frantic,
as long as The Morse,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Mouse on April 20, 2009, 05:33:31 PM
It's great news about Transatlantic,
The fan-boys were getting quite frantic,
as long as The Morse,
Can stay the course
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: johninblack on April 20, 2009, 06:56:08 PM
It's great news about Transatlantic,
The fan-boys were getting quite frantic,
as long as The Morse,
Can stay the course,
The new work will be quite fantastic.
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: johninblack on April 20, 2009, 06:57:29 PM
The search for the V Synth GT,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Mouse on April 20, 2009, 06:59:45 PM
The search for the V Synth GT
Has been started splendiforously

(Not sure about the spelling or even existence of that one!)
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: johninblack on April 20, 2009, 07:11:25 PM
Quote from: "Mouse"
The search for the V Synth GT
Has been started splendiforously

(Not sure about the spelling or even existence of that one!)

I think that's one of Jem's words and therefore perfectly acceptable.
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: L33VEY on April 20, 2009, 08:33:29 PM
The search for the V Synth GT
Has been started splendiforously
If Dave R gets the gear,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: rogerg on April 20, 2009, 11:42:23 PM
The search for the V Synth GT
Has been started splendiforously
If Dave R gets the gear,
then we'll be able to hear
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Mouse on April 21, 2009, 12:13:26 AM
The search for the V Synth GT
Has been started splendiforously
If Dave R gets the gear,
then we'll be able to hear
The gig on CD here in Blighty!

Heh. I hope so.  8-)

This Forum's such a fun place to sit
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: FantomG on April 21, 2009, 07:11:56 AM
This Forum's such a fun place to sit,
To dream for a while but I must admit,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: L33VEY on April 21, 2009, 08:28:45 PM
This Forum's such a fun place to sit,
To dream for a while but I must admit,
The biscuits left in the tin,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Nellie on April 21, 2009, 09:18:11 PM
This Forum's such a fun place to sit,
To dream for a while but I must admit,
The biscuits left in the tin,
Might be better in the bin,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Trapezium Artist on April 21, 2009, 09:27:47 PM
This Forum's such a fun place to sit,
To dream for a while but I must admit,
The biscuits left in the tin,
Might be better in the bin,
If I'm to maintain a firm ****.

Oooooookay, chickened out there at the end, but I'm sure you can all complete it yourselves  :D

Now where do I start? How about something that's very much on my mind, hoping that someone will turn it all musically Frostie*:

The students return here next week,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: rogerg on April 22, 2009, 12:21:32 AM
The students return here next week,
the courageous, the goofy, the meek
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Mouse on April 22, 2009, 01:03:32 AM
Quote from: "rogerg"
the courageous, the goofy, the meek

Now which one am I...?  ;)

The students return here next week,
the courageous, the goofy, the meek
So mind how you go
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Philadelphia on April 22, 2009, 01:12:57 PM
The students return here next week,
the courageous, the goofy, the meek
So mind how you go
Or soon you will know
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: rogerg on April 22, 2009, 01:25:01 PM
The students return here next week,
the courageous, the goofy, the meek
So mind how you go
Or soon you will know
that the study tables aren't really teak!




my son's been accepted to college!
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: L33VEY on April 22, 2009, 01:26:37 PM
my son's been accepted to college!
I must have passed on all my knowledge
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: catherine on April 22, 2009, 02:39:26 PM
my son's been accepted to college!
I must have passed on all my knowledge
He's studying Science
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Trapezium Artist on April 22, 2009, 03:52:50 PM
my son's been accepted to college!
I must have passed on all my knowledge,
He's studying Science,
To invent an appliance,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: rogerg on April 22, 2009, 04:50:39 PM
my son's been accepted to college!
I must have passed on all my knowledge,
He's studying Science,
To invent an appliance,
and support me in my retire-age!
 8-)




he's gone into video gaming
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Brom on April 23, 2009, 04:03:31 AM
He's gone into video gaming
Which pays more than animal taming
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: FantomG on April 23, 2009, 08:27:26 AM
He's gone into video gaming,
Which pays more than animal taming,
Creating virtual life,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Nellie on April 23, 2009, 10:22:09 AM
He's gone into video gaming,
Which pays more than animal taming,
Creating virtual life,
And a huge, buxom wife,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Trapezium Artist on April 23, 2009, 10:35:55 AM
He's gone into video gaming,
Which pays more than animal taming,
Creating virtual life,
And a huge, buxom wife,
And Susan Boyle he will her be naming.

Ooh, that's current affairs for ye, and to continue the theme, try this one  :D

His wife thinks she's a very good singer,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Pedro on April 23, 2009, 12:35:26 PM
*hopes this doesn't get unnecessarily nasty....
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: rogerg on April 23, 2009, 02:43:32 PM
His wife thinks she's a very good singer,
though a bit like a telephone ringer
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Hedgehog on April 23, 2009, 04:12:51 PM
His wife thinks she's a very good singer,
Though a bit like a telephone ringer,
She's shrill and she's loud,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: catherine on April 23, 2009, 06:23:59 PM
His wife thinks she's a very good singer,
Though a bit like a telephone ringer,
She's shrill and she's loud,
But she impresses the crowd,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Pedro on April 23, 2009, 09:17:07 PM
His wife thinks she's a very good singer,
Though a bit like a telephone ringer,
She's shrill and she's loud,
But she impresses the crowd,
Hope she likes the limelight it'll bring 'er.


I can't wait for Saturday's gig
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Nellie on April 23, 2009, 10:14:41 PM
I can't wait for Saturday's gig,
I'm doing a peculiar jig,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Pedro on April 23, 2009, 10:36:05 PM
I can't wait for Saturday's gig,
I'm doing a peculiar jig,
Are you first on the bill?
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Mouse on April 23, 2009, 10:39:46 PM
I can't wait for Saturday's gig,
I'm doing a peculiar jig,
Are you first on the bill?
For the cries will be shrill
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: FantomG on April 24, 2009, 12:46:21 AM
I can't wait for Saturday's gig,
I'm doing a peculiar jig,
Are you first on the bill?
For the cries will be shrill,
Out of breath puffin' a cig.


~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Of to the gig is young Pedro,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Mouse on April 24, 2009, 03:20:57 AM
Of to the gig is young Pedro,
To nab a place in the front row
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: rogerg on April 24, 2009, 04:03:42 AM
Of to the gig is young Pedro,
To nab a place in the front row
all the others must jump
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Pedro on April 24, 2009, 06:34:43 AM
Of to the gig is young Pedro,
To nab a place in the front row
all the others must jump
To see past this lump
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: rogerg on April 24, 2009, 02:06:11 PM
Of to the gig is young Pedro,
To nab a place in the front row
all the others must jump
To see past this lump
of the brilliant brain that's our Pedro!



the sun is finally shining
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Trapezium Artist on April 24, 2009, 02:43:18 PM
the sun is finally shining,
it's all the hydrogen combining,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: FantomG on April 24, 2009, 04:05:39 PM
The sun is finally shining,
It's all the hydrogen combining,
So light the BBQ,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: rogerg on April 24, 2009, 05:12:54 PM
The sun is finally shining,
It's all the hydrogen combining,
So light the BBQ,
it's just a little CO2
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: catherine on April 24, 2009, 08:20:35 PM
The sun is finally shining,
It's all the hydrogen combining,
So light the BBQ,
it's just a little CO2
And we can get wining and dining!

I've still got jet lag from Atlanta,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Hedgehog on April 24, 2009, 08:26:21 PM
I've still got jet lag from Atlanta,
I sat on the plane next to Santa,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: RacingHippo on April 24, 2009, 08:37:41 PM
I've still got jet lag from Atlanta,
I sat on the plane next to Santa,
I gave him some tips
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Pedro on April 24, 2009, 10:05:12 PM
I've still got jet lag from Atlanta,
I sat on the plane next to Santa,
I gave him some tips
and he stole my chips
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Nellie on April 24, 2009, 10:19:49 PM
I've still got jet lag from Atlanta,
I sat on the plane next to Santa,
I gave him some tips
and he stole my chips
And my last sip of Lemon Fanta! (Bastard)


I'm thinking about dancing all night,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Mouse on April 24, 2009, 10:31:49 PM
I'm thinking about dancing all night,
The alcohol's starting to delight
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Trapezium Artist on April 24, 2009, 11:22:50 PM
I'm thinking about dancing all night,
The alcohol's starting to delight,
My head's a bit fuzzy,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: FantomG on April 25, 2009, 09:15:09 AM
I'm thinking about dancing all night,
The alcohol's starting to delight,
My head's a bit fuzzy,
Language is muzzy,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: johninblack on April 25, 2009, 11:36:46 AM
I'm thinking about dancing all night,
The alcohol's starting to delight,
My head's a bit fuzzy,
Language is muzzy,
Is two of everything right?



Can't make tonight I am working




(That is both a statement of fact and the start of the next one)
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Pedro on April 25, 2009, 12:12:03 PM
Can't make tonight I am working
That's sad. Don't you have man-flu lurking?
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: johninblack on April 25, 2009, 12:44:04 PM
Can't make tonight I am working
That's sad. Don't you have man-flu lurking?
I must say I've not,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Pedro on April 25, 2009, 01:30:16 PM
Can't make tonight I am working
That's sad. Don't you have man-flu lurking?
I must say I've not,
What else have you got?
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: johninblack on April 26, 2009, 12:38:33 AM
Can't make tonight I am working
That's sad. Don't you have man-flu lurking?
I must say I've not,
What else have you got?
A really bad case of shirking!
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: rogerg on April 26, 2009, 03:24:45 AM
so j i b left us a'hangin,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: johninblack on April 26, 2009, 09:55:05 AM
Quote from: "rogerg"
so j i b left us a'hangin,
Oh shit! I keep doing that, what a numpty. :roll:

There once was a numpty called JIB,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Pedro on April 26, 2009, 01:50:57 PM
Quote from: "johninblack"
Quote from: "rogerg"
so j i b left us a'hangin,
Oh shit! I keep doing that, what a numpty. :roll:

There once was a numpty called JIB,

Arrrgh....a split!!


so j i b left us a'hangin'
and missed out on a gig that was bangin'

There once was a numpty called JIB
so honest he won't tell a fib
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: sawtooth on April 26, 2009, 09:33:23 PM
so j i b left us a'hangin'
and missed out on a gig that was bangin'
his lack of attendance

There once was a numpty called JIB
so honest he won't tell a fib
but if you buy him a drink
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: catherine on April 26, 2009, 11:23:05 PM
so j i b left us a'hangin'
and missed out on a gig that was bangin'
his lack of attendance
caused by his dependence


There once was a numpty called JIB
so honest he won't tell a fib
but if you buy him a drink
well - what do you think?
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: FantomG on April 27, 2009, 06:48:08 AM
so j i b left us a'hangin'
and missed out on a gig that was bangin'
his lack of attendance
caused by his dependence
Still a legend from Norwich to Berlin


There once was a numpty called JIB
so honest he won't tell a fib
but if you buy him a drink
well - what do you think?
He'll debate even Women's Lib

 :roll:

##########################


So today we remember Samuel Morse,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: rogerg on April 27, 2009, 10:31:33 AM
well done, Fantom!!!


So today we remember Samuel Morse,
Mr. Dot Dot Dash, of course
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: catherine on April 27, 2009, 11:45:17 AM
So today we remember Samuel Morse,
Mr. Dot Dot Dash, of course
His code is quite handy
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Pedro on April 27, 2009, 12:31:25 PM
So today we remember Samuel Morse,
Mr. Dot Dot Dash, of course
His code is quite handy
If burying Andy
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Dave M on April 27, 2009, 01:48:41 PM
So today we remember Samuel Morse,
Mr. Dot Dot Dash, of course
His code is quite handy
If burying Andy
Deep in your musical scores


Tis time to leave this Frostless land
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: L33VEY on April 28, 2009, 08:33:43 PM
Tis time to leave this Frostless land
And follow Frost* to Rosfest as planned
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: catherine on April 28, 2009, 08:48:49 PM
Tis time to leave this Frostless land
And follow Frost* to Rosfest as planned
So gird up your loins
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: rogerg on April 28, 2009, 09:41:18 PM
Tis time to leave this Frostless land
And follow Frost* to Rosfest as planned
So gird up your loins
and save up your coins
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Pedro on April 28, 2009, 09:54:20 PM
Tis time to leave this Frostless land
And follow Frost* to Rosfest as planned
So gird up your loins
and save up your coins
and go throw some love at the band!


That T-Shirt is well on its way,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: rogerg on April 28, 2009, 09:59:14 PM
That T-Shirt is well on its way,
I'm terribly excited, oh yay!
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: FantomG on April 29, 2009, 08:40:01 AM
That T-Shirt is well on its way,
I'm terribly excited, oh yay!
Updated with iPhone App,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Pedro on April 29, 2009, 12:32:06 PM
That T-Shirt is well on its way,
I'm terribly excited, oh yay!
Updated with iPhone App,
Demoed by vampire chap
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: johninblack on April 29, 2009, 06:56:03 PM
That T-Shirt is well on its way,
I'm terribly excited, oh yay!
Updated with iPhone App,
Demoed by vampire chap
I do hope it gets here by May.


The things you can do with a phone,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Pedro on April 29, 2009, 08:34:34 PM
The things you can do with a phone,
You can play with yourself, on you own,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: catherine on April 29, 2009, 11:23:01 PM
The things you can do with a phone,
You can play with yourself, on you own,
You can blow it or suck
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Pedro on April 30, 2009, 02:03:30 AM
The things you can do with a phone,
You can play with yourself, on you own,
You can blow it or suck
Or run over with truck
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Hedgehog on April 30, 2009, 11:15:49 AM
The things you can do with a phone,
You can play with yourself, on you own,
You can blow it or suck,
Or run over with truck,
Thus squashing dog and indeed bone !


Our boys must avoid catching flu,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Pedro on April 30, 2009, 12:15:35 PM
Our boys must avoid catching flu,
Comply with the Doctors of WHO
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Hedgehog on April 30, 2009, 12:21:47 PM
Our boys must avoid catching flu,
Comply with the Doctors of WHO,
The infection's a swine,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: sawtooth on April 30, 2009, 12:39:25 PM
Our boys must avoid catching flu,
Comply with the Doctors of WHO,
The infection's a swine,
Wear a mask - you'll be fine
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: catherine on April 30, 2009, 01:33:46 PM
Our boys must avoid catching flu,
Comply with the Doctors of WHO,
The infection's a swine,
Wear a mask - you'll be fine
Or else you'll end up in the poo.

The jet lag is really a killer
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: sawtooth on April 30, 2009, 02:23:17 PM
The jet lag is really a killer
Makes your complexion look like Polyfilla
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Trapezium Artist on April 30, 2009, 04:30:30 PM
The jet lag is really a killer,
Makes your complexion look like Polyfilla,
But Jem flew First Class,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Pedro on April 30, 2009, 06:49:05 PM
The jet lag is really a killer,
Makes your complexion look like Polyfilla,
But Jem flew First Class,
They pampered his ass
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: catherine on April 30, 2009, 06:59:55 PM
The jet lag is really a killer,
Makes your complexion look like Polyfilla,
But Jem flew First Class,
They pampered his ass
And now he looks like a gorilla!
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: catherine on April 30, 2009, 07:03:38 PM
The food in the US is strange,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Pedro on April 30, 2009, 07:59:39 PM
The food in the US is strange,
It only looks small at long range
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: catherine on April 30, 2009, 09:01:28 PM
The food in the US is strange,
It only looks small at long range
Biscuits in sausage gravy
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: FantomG on April 30, 2009, 10:45:03 PM
The food in the US is strange,
It only looks small at long range,
Biscuits in sausage gravy,
Its a Northern thing may be?
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: RacingHippo on May 01, 2009, 12:03:49 AM
The food in the US is strange,
It only looks small at long range,
Biscuits in sausage gravy,
Its a Northern thing may be?
I tell ya - these folks are deranged!


We've made it to page seventy-four!
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Pedro on May 01, 2009, 12:18:33 AM
We've made it to page seventy-four!
There's still room for seventy-four more
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Geetar on May 01, 2009, 01:00:21 AM
We've made it to page seventy-four!
There's still room for seventy-four more
If we sweat and we strain
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: rogerg on May 01, 2009, 03:18:44 AM
We've made it to page seventy-four!
There's still room for seventy-four more
If we sweat and we strain
and no pain or no gain
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: catherine on May 01, 2009, 09:14:48 AM
We've made it to page seventy-four!
There's still room for seventy-four more
If we sweat and we strain
and no pain or no gain
We'll come up with limericks galore

So they're saying we'll have a hot summer
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Pedro on May 01, 2009, 12:20:45 PM
So they're saying we'll have a hot summer
Which, if you hate heat, is a bummer,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: catherine on May 01, 2009, 12:31:22 PM
So they're saying we'll have a hot summer
Which, if you hate heat, is a bummer,
Don't break out in a sweat,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Pedro on May 01, 2009, 12:40:19 PM
So they're saying we'll have a hot summer
Which, if you hate heat, is a bummer,
Don't break out in a sweat,
But still keep yourself wet,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: catherine on May 01, 2009, 02:41:38 PM
So they're saying we'll have a hot summer
Which, if you hate heat, is a bummer,
Don't break out in a sweat,
But still keep yourself wet,
By enlisting the aid of a plumber.

The three-day weekend's here! Three cheers!
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Geetar on May 01, 2009, 03:00:30 PM
The three-day weekend's here! Three cheers!
I'll be grilling, and chilling the beers
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: catherine on May 01, 2009, 03:08:06 PM
The three-day weekend's here! Three cheers!
I'll be grilling, and chilling the beers
Grilled beer is a pleasure
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: RacingHippo on May 01, 2009, 08:37:47 PM
The three-day weekend's here! Three cheers!
I'll be grilling, and chilling the beers
Grilled beer is a pleasure
To be supped at one's leisure
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: catherine on May 01, 2009, 08:51:44 PM
The three-day weekend's here! Three cheers!
I'll be grilling, and chilling the beers
Grilled beer is a pleasure
To be supped at one's leisure
'Cos the grilling adds flavour, my dears.

This weekend, I'm going to The Peel
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Nellie on May 01, 2009, 10:05:56 PM
This weekend, I'm going to The Peel
Did you make, with Jim, a lift deal?
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Pedro on May 02, 2009, 07:02:56 AM
This weekend, I'm going to The Peel
Did you make, with Jim, a lift deal?
Hope gig is a blast
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: FantomG on May 02, 2009, 02:36:56 PM
This weekend, I'm going to The Peel
Did you make, with Jim, a lift deal?
Hope gig is a blast,
From first note to last,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: RacingHippo on May 04, 2009, 08:48:57 AM
Last weekend, I went to The Peel
Did you make, with Jim, a lift deal?
Hope gig was a blast,
From first note to last,
And the Fishielets made you all squeal!

[With tenses changed to avoid contrawurbling the space-time continuum thingy]

The Frostingtons rocked at Rosfest
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: catherine on May 04, 2009, 09:15:44 AM
The Frostingtons rocked at Rosfest
It sounds like they all did their best
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Philadelphia on May 04, 2009, 01:42:44 PM
The Frostingtons rocked at Rosfest
It sounds like they all did their best
All their hard work paid off
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: johninblack on May 04, 2009, 04:18:47 PM
The Frostingtons rocked at Rosfest
It sounds like they all did their best
All their hard work paid off,
when Jem gave a cough,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: catherine on May 04, 2009, 05:23:50 PM
The Frostingtons rocked at Rosfest
It sounds like they all did their best
All their hard work paid off,
when Jem gave a cough,
And wiped his nose on his string vest
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: rogerg on May 04, 2009, 05:33:59 PM
The Frostingtons rocked at Rosfest
It sounds like they all did their best
All their hard work paid off,
when Jem gave a cough,
all of Philly was very impressed!


I wouldn't have missed it for all of the world
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: FantomG on May 05, 2009, 06:36:33 AM
I wouldn't have missed it for all of the world,
Said the man in the new T-shirt unfurld,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Pedro on May 05, 2009, 06:45:27 AM
I wouldn't have missed it for all of the world,
Said the man in the new T-shirt unfurld,
What a wonderful pair...
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: RacingHippo on May 05, 2009, 02:03:49 PM
I wouldn't have missed it for all of the world,
Said the man in the new T-shirt unfurld,
What a wonderful pair...
Oi, Pedro! Don't stare!
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: catherine on May 05, 2009, 09:43:49 PM
I wouldn't have missed it for all of the world,
Said the man in the new T-shirt unfurld,
What a wonderful pair...
Oi, Pedro! Don't stare!
It's not my fault one's plain and one's curled!

So we're praying for a quick warm-up gig,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Pedro on May 05, 2009, 09:59:15 PM
So we're praying for a quick warm-up gig,
Not greedy just mad keen, ya dig?
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: rogerg on May 06, 2009, 12:08:18 AM
So we're praying for a quick warm-up gig,
Not greedy just mad keen, ya dig
a bit of ice fishing
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: RacingHippo on May 06, 2009, 01:48:36 PM
So we're praying for a quick warm-up gig,
Not greedy just mad keen, ya dig
a bit of ice fishing
Is what we is wishing
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: catherine on May 06, 2009, 06:42:12 PM
So we're praying for a quick warm-up gig,
Not greedy just mad keen, ya dig
a bit of ice fishing
Is what we is wishing
Come on guys - this could be so big!


Tinyfish support would be great,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Pedro on May 06, 2009, 07:33:56 PM
Tinyfish support would be great,
There might be too much on Jem's plate,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: L33VEY on May 06, 2009, 09:24:12 PM
Tinyfish support would be great,
There might be too much on Jem's plate,
Would The Boy Edwards Show?
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Nellie on May 06, 2009, 09:28:39 PM
Tinyfish support would be great,
There might be too much on Jem's plate,
Would The Boy Edwards Show?
He just might, y'know,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: FantomG on May 07, 2009, 08:05:25 AM
Tinyfish support would be great,
There might be too much on Jem's plate,
Would The Boy Edwards Show?
He just might, y'know,
But Frost with no Jem ends debate.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~


Marillion to tour less = more,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Brom on May 08, 2009, 08:11:57 AM
Marillion to tour less = more,
Get yer tickets on line or at door,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: rogerg on May 08, 2009, 10:31:17 AM
Marillion to tour less = more,
Get yer tickets on line or at door
an odd time sign or two
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Hedgehog on May 09, 2009, 07:19:37 PM
Marillion to tour less = more,
Get yer tickets on line or at door,
An odd time sign or two,
A good chance of a snooze,

(Apologies to any Marillion fans, but it's all got a bit too calm and tranquil for my tastes !)
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: L33VEY on May 10, 2009, 05:08:11 PM
Marillion to tour less = more,
Get yer tickets on line or at door,
An odd time sign or two,
A good chance of a snooze,
Let's hope there's enough room on the floor.


"The Forget You Song" is on MySpace
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Hedgehog on May 11, 2009, 09:52:11 AM
"The Forget You Song" is on MySpace,
Puts a smile on each Frosties' glad face,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Brom on May 11, 2009, 10:49:41 AM
"The Forget You Song" is on MySpace,
Puts a smile on each Frosties' glad face,
It's eloquent chords
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: rogerg on May 11, 2009, 11:45:21 AM
"The Forget You Song" is on MySpace,
Puts a smile on each Frosties' glad face,
It's eloquent chords
to sing crossing fjords
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: drblowthingsup on May 12, 2009, 12:02:22 AM
will take you on up to a high place!



i just joined so i havent read this WHOLE thread so if i say one thats already done let me know and il try and procure a more original ditty...


there once was a large christmas tree
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Pedro on May 12, 2009, 12:25:23 PM
There once was a large christmas tree
That grew next to The Cube peacefully
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: RacingHippo on May 12, 2009, 01:08:26 PM
There once was a large christmas tree
That grew next to The Cube peacefully
With a Frost*erisk on top
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: catherine on May 12, 2009, 02:12:43 PM
There once was a large christmas tree
That grew next to The Cube peacefully
With a Frost*erisk on top
Which helped Jem write pop
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Pedro on May 12, 2009, 06:00:43 PM
There once was a large christmas tree
That grew next to The Cube peacefully
With a Frost*erisk on top
Which helped Jem write pop
'Til it got hacked down mercilessly


It seems Jem is without his Sky Plus,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: catherine on May 12, 2009, 06:24:06 PM
It seems Jem is without his Sky Plus,
Better cover our ears, lest he cuss
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Nellie on May 12, 2009, 10:32:49 PM
It seems Jem is without his Sky Plus,
Better cover our ears, lest he cuss
You don't need a telly,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Pedro on May 12, 2009, 10:46:52 PM
It seems Jem is without his Sky Plus,
Better cover our ears, lest he cuss
You don't need a telly,
Jem, listen to Nellie,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: FantomG on May 12, 2009, 11:12:16 PM
It seems Jem is without his Sky Plus,
Better cover our ears, lest he cuss
You don't need a telly,
Jem, listen to Nellie,
See Heroes on iPlayer, no fuss!


~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~


I'm going to see the new Star Trek,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: RacingHippo on May 13, 2009, 09:41:24 AM
Quote from: "The Frost*ington Witmesiters"
It seems Jem is without his Sky Plus,
Better cover our ears, lest he cuss
You don't need a telly,
Jem, listen to Nellie,
See Heroes on iPlayer, no fuss!
One of the best yet! Bravo chaps!


I'm going to see the new Star Trek,
Just call me a geek, what the heck!
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: catherine on May 13, 2009, 10:43:38 AM
I'm going to see the new Star Trek,
Just call me a geek, what the heck!
I've always loved Spock
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: RacingHippo on May 13, 2009, 12:11:55 PM
I'm going to see the new Star Trek,
Just call me a geek, what the heck!
I've always loved Spock
With that beard, he can rock!
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: catherine on May 13, 2009, 01:23:33 PM
I'm going to see the new Star Trek,
Just call me a geek, what the heck!
I've always loved Spock
With that beard, he can rock!
But should he audition for Shrek?

A FROST*Fest t-shirt would be great
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Nellie on May 13, 2009, 08:58:02 PM
A FROST*Fest t-shirt would be great
But change the Home page, there's a mate,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: catherine on May 13, 2009, 11:28:21 PM
A FROST*Fest t-shirt would be great
But change the Home page, there's a mate,
That news has got old,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Mouse on May 14, 2009, 12:47:08 AM
A FROST*Fest t-shirt would be great
But change the Home page, there's a mate,
That news has got old
Thanks to MySpace uploads
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: RacingHippo on May 14, 2009, 02:40:25 PM
A FROST*Fest t-shirt would be great
But change the Home page, there's a mate,
That news has got old
Thanks to MySpace uploads
Unless you might do one more date...?


Some new DT songs have been heard
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: drblowthingsup on May 15, 2009, 12:18:10 AM
Some new DT songs have been heard,
though john's solos are getting absurd
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Hedgehog on May 15, 2009, 07:38:41 AM
Some new DT songs have been heard,
Though John's solos are getting absurd,
He squeals and he shreds,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: FantomG on May 15, 2009, 08:09:26 AM
Some new DT songs have been heard,
Though John's solos are getting absurd,
He squeals and he shreds,
like drilling through y'heads,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Mouse on May 15, 2009, 12:56:15 PM
Some new DT songs have been heard,
Though John's solos are getting absurd,
He squeals and he shreds,
like drilling through y'heads,
And turning y'brains to lemon curd.

More keyboards would be my cure for that.  ;)  Onto the next one...

It's raining today in my town
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: L33VEY on May 15, 2009, 01:51:59 PM
It's raining today in my town
And the ground's so hard we may drown
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: catherine on May 15, 2009, 02:33:04 PM
It's raining today in my town
And the ground's so hard we may drown
But if I laugh like a drain
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: RacingHippo on May 15, 2009, 02:59:14 PM
It's raining today in my town
And the ground's so hard we may drown
But if I laugh like a drain
(Which she does, I would claim)
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: catherine on May 15, 2009, 04:24:43 PM
It's raining today in my town
And the ground's so hard we may drown
But if I laugh like a drain
(Which she does, I would claim)
I could make all the water go down.

RacingHippo was known for his "wit"
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Brom on May 15, 2009, 06:04:05 PM
RacingHippo was known for his "wit"
which has been known to produce the odd fit
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: catherine on May 15, 2009, 06:07:03 PM
RacingHippo was known for his "wit"
which has been known to produce the odd fit
Or to upset the ladies
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: RacingHippo on May 15, 2009, 10:33:44 PM
RacingHippo was known for his "wit"
which has been known to produce the odd fit
or to upset the ladies
For which he's afraid he's
Got his fan blades all covered in something smelly.[1]

Our Catherine's a luvverly Frost*ie[2]



[1] Took a liberty there, sorry. But needs must...
[2] Someone say something nice for 'eaven's sake!!
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: catherine on May 15, 2009, 11:11:55 PM
ROFLMAO! RacingHippo, I was only pullling your leg... how could I possibly be cross with someone who buckled up the magician's buttocks so beautifully at the Peel last December!
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: RacingHippo on May 15, 2009, 11:33:56 PM
:)
Glad I made you laugh as much as you did me  :mrgreen:
As for the magician, we're having our civil partnership ceremony as soon as Jem and the boys can agree on a date to play at the reception.
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Mouse on May 16, 2009, 12:21:54 AM
Our Catherine's a luvverly Frost*ie
RacingHippo insists promptly

 ;)
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: FantomG on May 16, 2009, 01:28:10 AM
Our Catherine's a luvverly Frost*ie
RacingHippo insists promptly,
Says Mouse with a wink,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: rogerg on May 16, 2009, 02:17:55 AM
Our Catherine's a luvverly Frost*ie
RacingHippo insists promptly,
Says Mouse with a wink,
"it's all good, I should think!"
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: L33VEY on May 18, 2009, 07:56:16 PM
Our Catherine's a luvverly Frost*ie
RacingHippo insists promptly,
Says Mouse with a wink,
"it's all good, I should think!"
Magician's weddings can be rather costly.


The Rosfest live tracks they are leaking
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Geetar on May 18, 2009, 08:10:21 PM
Quote from: "catherine"
....someone who buckled up the magician's buttocks so beautifully at the Peel last December!


Did he indeed?
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: catherine on May 18, 2009, 08:56:44 PM
You should have seen him in action, Geetar - it was truly a joy to behold!
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Trapezium Artist on May 18, 2009, 09:08:04 PM
The Rosfest live tracks they are leaking,
Jem's bank manager's buttocks are squeaking,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: rogerg on May 18, 2009, 09:32:13 PM
The Rosfest live tracks they are leaking,
Jem's bank manager's buttocks are squeaking,
but a small bit of lube
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Trapezium Artist on May 18, 2009, 09:49:53 PM
The Rosfest live tracks they are leaking,
Jem's bank manager's buttocks are squeaking,
but a small bit of lube,
like pay-per-view on YouTube,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: catherine on May 18, 2009, 10:35:52 PM
The Rosfest live tracks they are leaking,
Jem's bank manager's buttocks are squeaking,
but a small bit of lube,
like pay-per-view on YouTube,
makes you buckle them till he is shrieking

This thread seems to have gone quite off-colour
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Trapezium Artist on May 18, 2009, 10:53:38 PM
This thread seems to have gone quite off-colour,
Without innuendo life would be awfully duller,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: drblowthingsup on May 18, 2009, 11:06:57 PM
This thread seems to have gone quite off-colour,
Without innuendo life would be awfully duller,
but luckily, we
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Pedro on May 18, 2009, 11:20:08 PM
This thread seems to have gone quite off-colour,
Without innuendo life would be awfully duller,
but luckily, we
with a singular 'e'
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: johninblack on May 18, 2009, 11:21:26 PM
This thread seems to have gone quite off-colour,
Without innuendo life would be awfully duller,
but luckily, we
Can pun with glee,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: johninblack on May 18, 2009, 11:22:50 PM
Oooopppss, Two for the price of one anyone?
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: RacingHippo on May 18, 2009, 11:43:46 PM
*edit: just ignore me. My browser was drunk*

The Rosfest live tracks they are leaking,
Jem's bank manager's buttocks are squeaking,
Put 'em in a straight jacket!

*we now return you to your (ab)normal program*
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: drblowthingsup on May 18, 2009, 11:48:42 PM
i hope i dont offend anyone if i vote to keep pedro's line...

This thread seems to have gone quite off-colour,
Without innuendo life would be awfully duller,
but luckily, we
with a singular 'e'
makes our maturity seem much fuller?

thats too difficullt. lol

this limerick thread has grown large,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Mouse on May 18, 2009, 11:49:27 PM
(Edit: In reference to RacingHippo's last post)

Where've you been, Hippo?  :lol:
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Pedro on May 19, 2009, 12:00:37 AM
this limerick thread has grown large,
it would just about fit on a barge
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: RacingHippo on May 19, 2009, 12:09:06 AM
this limerick thread has grown large,
it would just about fit on a barge
It's a sign, is it not,


(Mouse et al - the perils of late night forum-browsing on my phone, when the minimal difference between grey and white on the page numbers meant I thought I was on the last page. You lot went all prolific all of a sudden!)
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: rogerg on May 19, 2009, 12:24:56 AM
this limerick thread has grown large,
it would just about fit on a barge
It's a sign, is it not,
that we(e*) poets are hot




* small or large.  thighs doesn't matter.
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Pedro on May 19, 2009, 12:47:24 AM
this limerick thread has grown large,
it would just about fit on a barge
It's a sign, is it not,
that we(e*) poets are hot
and we do it for no extra charge


Nellie's keen for the change of home page,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: rogerg on May 19, 2009, 02:01:52 AM
Nellie's keen for the change of home page,
says the Rosfest bit is old age
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Nellie on May 19, 2009, 10:18:24 AM
Nellie's keen for the change of home page,
says the Rosfest bit is old age
Well it is, is it not?
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Mouse on May 19, 2009, 12:36:31 PM
Nellie's keen for the change of home page,
says the Rosfest bit is old age
Well it is, is it not?
We have no time for old tot!

(Disclaimer: The ROSFest picture really is very very nice, but tot was the only word I could think of that rhymes. Apologies.)
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Pedro on May 19, 2009, 12:45:03 PM
Nellie's keen for the change of home page,
says the Rosfest bit is old age
Well it is, is it not?
We've no time for old tot!
It's an outbreak of home page age rage


Where's the next ish of Prog magazine?
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: RacingHippo on May 19, 2009, 01:00:36 PM
Pedro, I don't know how you think of 'em. Brilliant.

Where's the next ish of Prog magazine?
Tis a thing that has not yet been seen
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: johninblack on May 19, 2009, 01:21:53 PM
Where's the next ish of Prog magazine?
Tis a thing that has not yet been seen'
But soon on the shelves,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: catherine on May 19, 2009, 01:47:16 PM
Where's the next ish of Prog magazine?
Tis a thing that has not yet been seen'
But soon on the shelves,
Full of wizards and elves,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: rogerg on May 20, 2009, 01:47:50 AM
Where's the next ish of Prog magazine?
Tis a thing that has not yet been seen'
But soon on the shelves,
Full of wizards and elves,
and hobbits who drink gasoline!


I'm sorry, I know that's just silly
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: L33VEY on May 20, 2009, 07:59:58 AM
I'm sorry, I know that's just silly
But these lines are made up willy nilly



Prog Mag out today btw
http://http://thenears.blogspot.com/2009/05/classic-rock-presents-prog-magazine.html
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: FantomG on May 20, 2009, 11:13:01 AM
I'm sorry, I know that's just silly
But these lines are made up willy nilly
Its only for fun,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: RacingHippo on May 20, 2009, 11:47:49 AM
I'm sorry, I know that's just silly
But these lines are made up willy nilly
Its only for fun,
And the occasional pun,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: catherine on May 20, 2009, 12:08:00 PM
I'm sorry, I know that's just silly
But these lines are made up willy nilly
Its only for fun,
And the occasional pun,
And it keeps us warm when it gets chilly.

In fact, poetry's quite a hot topic,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Pedro on May 20, 2009, 12:18:07 PM
In fact, poetry's quite a hot topic,
if your cultural tastes aren't myopic
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: johninblack on May 20, 2009, 03:21:19 PM
In fact, poetry's quite a hot topic,
if your cultural tastes aren't myopic
Because in the end,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: RacingHippo on May 20, 2009, 04:29:06 PM
In fact, poetry's quite a hot topic,
if your cultural tastes aren't myopic
Because in the end,
Fine works have been penned,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Trapezium Artist on May 20, 2009, 05:48:59 PM
In fact, poetry's quite a hot topic,
if your cultural tastes aren't myopic
Because in the end,
Fine works have been penned,
But some have been quite catastrophic!

Some poets are terribly shy,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: catherine on May 20, 2009, 07:55:20 PM
Some poets are terribly shy,
Whereas others are spiteful and sly,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: drblowthingsup on May 20, 2009, 09:41:10 PM
Some poets are terribly shy,
Whereas others are spiteful and sly,
if you're one of the latter,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: L33VEY on May 20, 2009, 09:48:58 PM
Some poets are terribly shy,
Whereas others are spiteful and sly,
if you're one of the latter,
it truly doesn't matter,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: rogerg on May 21, 2009, 01:49:58 AM
Some poets are terribly shy,
Whereas others are spiteful and sly,
if you're one of the latter,
it truly doesn't matter,
there's always me, myself, and I.



the coyotes are howling this evening
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Pedro on May 21, 2009, 06:44:54 AM
The coyotes are howling this evening
That's cos they've heard that JJ is leavening,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: catherine on May 21, 2009, 08:55:32 AM
The coyotes are howling this evening
That's cos they've heard that JJ is leavening,
With his weapons of prog
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: rogerg on May 21, 2009, 10:36:41 AM
The coyotes are howling this evening
That's cos they've heard that JJ is leavening,
With his weapons of prog
he's really top dog
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: johninblack on May 21, 2009, 11:50:27 AM
The coyotes are howling this evening
That's cos they've heard that JJ is leavening,
With his weapons of prog
he's really top dog
And not only is he a fantastic bass player he's also the most nicest bloke you could ever hope to meet and whoever takes over has some mahoosivly large boots to fill.


Well nine syllables are never going to be enough!

In Frost*land JJ's a God,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: catherine on May 21, 2009, 01:51:06 PM
In Frost*land JJ's a God,
He's part of the Drum'n'Bass Squad,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: RacingHippo on May 21, 2009, 03:36:49 PM
In Frost*land JJ's a God,
He's part of the Drum'n'Bass Squad,
With suspenders and stockings
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: catherine on May 21, 2009, 05:57:40 PM
In Frost*land JJ's a God,
He's part of the Drum'n'Bass Squad,
With suspenders and stockings
He's really quite shocking
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: drblowthingsup on May 22, 2009, 12:41:45 AM
In Frost*land JJ's a God,
He's part of the Drum'n'Bass Squad,
With suspenders and stockings
He's really quite shocking
hel be missed by the whole world of prog.


on the other hand andy's returned!
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: RacingHippo on May 22, 2009, 11:17:40 AM
On the other hand andy's returned!
For a couple of gigs, so we've learned.
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: rogerg on May 22, 2009, 10:49:32 PM
On the other hand andy's returned!
For a couple of gigs, so we've learned.
with his drumtacular sticking
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: johninblack on May 22, 2009, 11:43:20 PM
On the other hand andy's returned!
For a couple of gigs, so we've learned.
with his drumtacular sticking,
and all round tricking,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: DueyC on May 23, 2009, 12:15:45 AM
On the other hand andy's returned!
For a couple of gigs, so we've learned.
with his drumtacular sticking,
and all round tricking,
the approbation's well-earned

(phew, I just read all 86 pages of this thread!)

Anyway...onwards...

This rhyming is all very well
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Pedro on May 23, 2009, 12:33:20 AM
This rhyming is all very well
Except when it all goes to heck,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: rogerg on May 23, 2009, 02:39:11 AM
This rhyming is all very well
Except when it all goes to heck,
should we even care about the meter?
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Brom on May 23, 2009, 08:20:51 AM
This rhyming is all very well
Except when it all goes to heck,
should we even care about the meter?
or the foot or the kilo
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Pedro on May 23, 2009, 09:35:47 AM
This rhyming is all very well
Except when it all goes to heck,
should we even care about the meter?
or the kilo or the foot
or change what others put
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: DueyC on May 23, 2009, 02:08:18 PM
Well, if Pedders isn't going to start another one, I will...


Jem hired a new bassist called Nathan
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Pedro on May 23, 2009, 02:54:49 PM
What makes you think the last one was finished?  ;)

Only kidding, carry on.... :D
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: rogerg on May 23, 2009, 02:56:40 PM
Quote from: "Pedro"
What makes you think the last one was finished?  ;)

Only kidding, carry on.... :D


true!!  haha!


Jem hired a new bassist called Nathan
who, as far as I know, isn't Carpathian,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Pedro on May 23, 2009, 02:59:43 PM
Jem hired a new bassist called Nathan
who, as far as I know, isn't Carpathian,
From Level Four Two
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: DueyC on May 23, 2009, 05:27:55 PM
Jem hired a new bassist called Nathan
who, as far as I know, isn't Carpathian,
From Level Four Two
We know what to do
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Pedro on May 23, 2009, 06:07:51 PM
Jem hired a new bassist called Nathan
who, as far as I know, isn't Carpathian,
From Level Four Two
We know what to do
Call him "NK" and go watch him play, then.


Can we aim for some easier rhymes?
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: catherine on May 23, 2009, 06:32:37 PM
Can we aim for some easier rhymes?
Or must we atone for our crimes?
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Pedro on May 23, 2009, 07:46:55 PM
Can we aim for some easier rhymes?
Or must we atone for our crimes?
A Tone as in Banks?
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: RacingHippo on May 23, 2009, 08:11:57 PM
Can we aim for some easier rhymes?
Or must we atone for our crimes?
A Tone as in Banks?
Or muscular flanks?
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: catherine on May 23, 2009, 08:23:16 PM
Can we aim for some easier rhymes?
Or must we atone for our crimes?
A Tone as in Banks?
Or muscular flanks?
Or the sound of a bell when it chimes?

No, "atone" means you're making amends,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Pedro on May 23, 2009, 09:25:01 PM
No, "atone" means you're making amends,
Education 'round here never ends
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: DueyC on May 23, 2009, 10:25:57 PM
No, "atone" means you're making amends,
Education 'round here never ends
So back to the classroom
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: catherine on May 23, 2009, 11:17:45 PM
No, "atone" means you're making amends,
Education 'round here never ends
So back to the classroom
We can't work in a vacuum
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Pedro on May 24, 2009, 12:04:03 AM
No, "atone" means you're making amends,
Education 'round here never ends
So back to the classroom
We can't work in a vacuum
Schools in Hoovers?? The maddest of trends!


Got to be up at seven, Goodnight!
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: rogerg on May 24, 2009, 03:52:42 AM
Got to be up at seven, Goodnight
Eureka!  what good friends, we're so tight!
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Pedro on May 24, 2009, 11:25:37 AM
Got to be up at seven, Goodnight
Eureka!  what good friends, we're so tight!
Ireka?? *takes bath :oops:
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: catherine on May 24, 2009, 01:33:10 PM
Got to be up at seven, Goodnight
Eureka! what good friends, we're so tight!
Ireka?? *takes bath :oops:
*accidentally poops             (sorry, Pedro - it scanned and rhymed so beautifully)
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Pedro on May 24, 2009, 04:38:59 PM
Got to be up at seven, Goodnight
Eureka! what good friends, we're so tight!
Ireka?? *takes bath :oops:
*accidentally poops             (sorry, Pedro - it scanned and rhymed so beautifully)
Wasn't me, it's my smilie that's sh*te!


Shouldn't try to write things when I'm pooped
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: catherine on May 24, 2009, 06:50:04 PM
Shouldn't try to write things when I'm pooped
For fear that they'll be misconstru(p)ed
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Pedro on May 24, 2009, 08:13:31 PM
Shouldn't try to write things when I'm pooped
For fear that they'll be misconstru(p)ed
I should proof read twice
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: RacingHippo on May 24, 2009, 10:27:13 PM
Shouldn't try to write things when I'm pooped
For fear that they'll be misconstru(p)ed
I should proof read twice
And spell check things thrice
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Mouse on May 27, 2009, 01:01:37 AM
Shouldn't try to write things when I'm pooped
For fear that they'll be misconstru(p)ed
I should proof read twice
And spell check things thrice
Or your phrases could end up being looped!

This thread is nearing the hundreds
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: FantomG on May 27, 2009, 09:51:36 AM
This thread is nearing the hundreds,
From laughter lines to the pun dreads,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: catherine on May 27, 2009, 10:37:35 AM
This thread is nearing the hundreds,
From laughter lines to the pun dreads,
But courage, my friends!
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: rogerg on May 27, 2009, 10:38:29 AM
This thread is nearing the hundreds,
From laughter lines to the pun dreads,
But courage, my friends!
for the fun never ends!
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Pedro on May 27, 2009, 12:36:17 PM
This thread is nearing the hundreds,
From laughter lines to the pun dreads,
But courage, my friends!
for the fun never ends!
Just remember to take all your meds.


It says 'ere that the fun must have started,    (can we dodge the obvious rhyme here?)
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: catherine on May 27, 2009, 12:46:47 PM
It says 'ere that the fun must have started,
So cheer up, guys! Don't be downhearted!
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: RacingHippo on May 27, 2009, 01:23:35 PM
It says 'ere that the fun must have started,
So cheer up, guys! Don't be downhearted!
Just put on Milliontown
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Pedro on May 27, 2009, 01:26:44 PM
Triggered my Mouse's comment, I had a quick count up and, by my reckoning, we are in the middle of our...
...

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...

...

...

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...

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wait for it...

...

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202nd Limerick!!

Nice work people!  :D  :D
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks
Post by: Pedro on May 27, 2009, 01:27:32 PM
It says 'ere that the fun must have started,
So cheer up, guys! Don't be downhearted!
So put on Milliontown
and let your hair down
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: catherine on May 27, 2009, 02:06:51 PM
It says 'ere that the fun must have started,
So cheer up, guys! Don't be downhearted!
So put on Milliontown
and let your hair down
And dance til your blues have departed


See, Pedro - you needn't have worried,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: rogerg on May 27, 2009, 11:14:40 PM
See, Pedro - you needn't have worried,
our lim'ricks are wine-filled and curried
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: Mouse on May 28, 2009, 01:39:54 AM
See, Pedro - you needn't have worried,
our lim'ricks are wine-filled and curried
With a side order of cheese
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: Pedro on May 28, 2009, 06:44:35 AM
See, Pedro - you needn't have worried,
our lim'ricks are wine-filled and curried
With a side order of cheese
Washed at 40 degrees
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: Philadelphia on May 28, 2009, 01:10:14 PM
See, Pedro - you needn't have worried,
our lim'ricks are wine-filled and curried
With a side order of cheese
Washed at 40 degrees
In five mins, to loos, we'll have hurried.


Hark! I hear a coat calling for me.
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: catherine on May 28, 2009, 03:09:59 PM
Hark! I hear a coat calling for me.
My garments are chatty, you see,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: johninblack on May 28, 2009, 05:36:09 PM
Hark! I hear a coat calling for me.
My garments are chatty, you see,
They talk all the time,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: catherine on May 28, 2009, 05:40:25 PM
Hark! I hear a coat calling for me.
My garments are chatty, you see,
They talk all the time,
Sometimes even in rhyme,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: Nellie on May 28, 2009, 07:58:53 PM
Hark! I hear a coat calling for me.
My garments are chatty, you see,
They talk all the time,
Sometimes even in rhyme,
And sound great with a nice cup of tea.




There once was a fella from Kingston,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: catherine on May 28, 2009, 09:12:58 PM
There once was a fella from Kingston,
Who was very good at putting prog gigs on,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: FantomG on May 29, 2009, 05:40:30 AM
There once was a fella from Kingston,
Who was very good at putting prog gigs on,
At The Peel they play,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: Pedro on May 29, 2009, 08:18:50 AM
There once was a fella from Kingston,
Who was very good at putting prog gigs on,
At The Peel they play,
The punters all say;
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: catherine on May 29, 2009, 09:08:42 AM
There once was a fella from Kingston,
Who was very good at putting prog gigs on,
At The Peel they play,
The punters all say;
For someone from Kingston, he's winsome!

At last, it's a sunny weekend,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: drblowthingsup on May 30, 2009, 05:14:55 PM
at last, a sunny weekend,
the hottest since records were penned!
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: D S on May 30, 2009, 05:25:38 PM
At last, a sunny weekend,
The hottest since records were penned!
Get some beers in the chiller
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: rogerg on May 30, 2009, 06:16:18 PM
At last, a sunny weekend,
The hottest since records were penned!
Get some beers in the chiller
invite Phyllis Diller!
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: FantomG on June 01, 2009, 06:29:50 AM
At last, a sunny weekend,
The hottest since records were penned!
Get some beers in the chiller
Invite Phyllis Diller!
Will the laughter ever end?

    ~~~~~~


So Diversity had the talent,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: Pedro on June 01, 2009, 07:02:29 AM
So Diversity had the talent,
Watching them was Tv time well spent
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: catherine on June 01, 2009, 09:18:07 AM
So Diversity had the talent,
Watching them was Tv time well spent
They beat Susan Boyle
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: RacingHippo on June 01, 2009, 09:37:04 AM
So Diversity had the talent,
Watching them was Tv time well spent
They beat Susan Boyle
Thanks to lots of hard toil
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: catherine on June 01, 2009, 12:53:11 PM
So Diversity had the talent,
Watching them was Tv time well spent
They beat Susan Boyle
Thanks to lots of hard toil
And now they'll be wanting an agent.

But I wanted Stavros Flatley to win
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: RacingHippo on June 01, 2009, 04:46:04 PM
But I wanted Stavros Flatley to win
He's so sexy, and ever so thin!
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: Brom on June 02, 2009, 12:59:42 PM
But I wanted Stavros Flatley to win
He's so sexy, and ever so thin!
His lightning feet
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: D S on June 02, 2009, 01:42:13 PM
But I wanted Stavros Flatley to win
He's so sexy, and ever so thin!
His lightning feet
Moved fast to the beat
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: FantomG on June 02, 2009, 02:28:04 PM
But I wanted Stavros Flatley to win
He's so sexy, and ever so thin!
His lightning feet
Moved fast to the beat
With Cyprus tattoed all over his skin  :shock:

~~~~~~

I've just listened to Boo no.2,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: RacingHippo on June 02, 2009, 02:32:51 PM
I've just listened to Boo no.2,
Jem riding a horse - something new!

(Thank you to Gandalf ;) )
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: Gandalf1986 on June 02, 2009, 03:34:25 PM
I've just listened to Boo no.2,
Jem riding a horse - something new!
Once the horse's on the boat


I hope I got it right this time :P

Quote from: "RacingHippo"
(Thank you to Gandalf ;) )

Oh I did! :lol:
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: catherine on June 02, 2009, 03:52:44 PM
I've just listened to Boo no.2,
Jem riding a horse - something new!
Once the horse's on the boat
You make sure it's afloat
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: Mouse on June 02, 2009, 06:55:16 PM
I've just listened to Boo no.2,
Jem riding a horse - something new!
Once the horse's on the boat
You make sure it's afloat
And hope it's course stays true...

...

Jem and JM have a plan
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: L33VEY on June 02, 2009, 08:19:53 PM
Jem and JM have a plan
They're doing some gigs, when they can
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: catherine on June 02, 2009, 08:55:36 PM
Jem and JM have a plan
They're doing some gigs, when they can
They'll use laptops and wine
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: rogerg on June 02, 2009, 10:17:40 PM
Jem and JM have a plan
They're doing some gigs, when they can
They'll use laptops and wine
with nary a whine
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: RacingHippo on June 02, 2009, 11:35:17 PM
#210
Jem and JM have a plan
They're doing some gigs, when they can
They'll use laptops and wine
with nary a whine
And, no doubt, love between man and man!


In less than ten days, Frost* play Leeds
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: Brom on June 03, 2009, 05:16:09 PM
In less than ten days, Frost*'ll play Leeds
and will satisfy the musical needs
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: catherine on June 03, 2009, 05:47:49 PM
In less than ten days, Frost*'ll play Leeds
and will satisfy the musical needs
Of Northern-type Frost*ies
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: Pedro on June 03, 2009, 08:01:59 PM
In less than ten days, Frost*'ll play Leeds
and will satisfy the musical needs
Of Northern-type Frost*ies
And Southern Impost*ies
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: catherine on June 03, 2009, 11:02:41 PM
In less than ten days, Frost*'ll play Leeds
and will satisfy the musical needs
Of Northern-type Frost*ies
And Southern Impost*ies
Who wear Hunter wellies and tweeds

So Jem has now started to Boo
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: Nellie on June 03, 2009, 11:15:00 PM
So Jem has now started to Boo
Along with the Twitterings, too
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: catherine on June 03, 2009, 11:16:18 PM
So Jem has now started to Boo
Along with the Twitterings, too
He's just so prolific
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: rogerg on June 04, 2009, 12:18:26 AM
So Jem has now started to Boo
Along with the Twitterings, too
He's just so prolific
and not soporific!
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: Brom on June 04, 2009, 10:38:25 AM
So Jem has now started to Boo
Along with the Twitterings, too
He's just so prolific
and not soporific!
but please, no more vids from the loo.


My Black Light Machine has gone missing
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: RacingHippo on June 04, 2009, 10:46:24 AM
My Black Light Machine has gone missing
I last had it when I was fishing
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: catherine on June 04, 2009, 11:37:18 AM
My Black Light Machine has gone missing
I last had it when I was fishing
It tickles the trout
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: RacingHippo on June 04, 2009, 12:52:14 PM
My Black Light Machine has gone missing
I last had it when I was fishing
It tickles the trout
Relieves the pain and the doubt

(Thanks to Catherine's sig for providing that one!)
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: catherine on June 04, 2009, 11:20:57 PM
My Black Light Machine has gone missing
I last had it when I was fishing
It tickles the trout
Relieves the pain and the doubt
But get it wet, and it starts hissing.

I wish I'd not lost it, though, really,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: Pedro on June 04, 2009, 11:29:10 PM
I wish I'd not lost it, though, really,
It should be on a lanyard, ideally
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: Mouse on June 05, 2009, 12:56:19 AM
I wish I'd not lost it, though, really,
It should be on a lanyard, ideally
So, back to the search!
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: rogerg on June 05, 2009, 03:50:14 AM
I wish I'd not lost it, though, really,
It should be on a lanyard, ideally
So, back to the search!
look out for the yrch!
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: FantomG on June 05, 2009, 07:38:11 AM
I wish I'd not lost it, though, really,
It should be on a lanyard, ideally
So, back to the search!
look out for the yrch!
Ah, there it is, yours sincerely.

~~~~~~~~

Somewhere in the attic is a life,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: catherine on June 05, 2009, 10:26:59 AM
Somewhere in the attic is a life,
Which ended when stabbed with a knife,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: rogerg on June 05, 2009, 10:37:46 AM
Somewhere in the attic is a life,
Which ended when stabbed with a knife,
what a pleasant good morning!
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: Mouse on June 05, 2009, 11:41:56 AM
Somewhere in the attic is a life,
Which ended when stabbed with a knife,
what a pleasant good morning!
Quiet please - I'm still snoring
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: D S on June 05, 2009, 01:33:20 PM
Somewhere in the attic is a life,
Which ended when stabbed with a knife,
what a pleasant good morning!
Quiet please - I'm still snoring
And could do without all of this strife.

Jem's going to look like a pirate
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: catherine on June 05, 2009, 01:40:54 PM
Jem's going to look like a pirate
With eye patch, wooden leg and parrot,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: Nellie on June 05, 2009, 03:28:30 PM
Jem's going to look like a pirate
With eye patch, wooden leg and parrot.
A laptop on stage,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: Brom on June 05, 2009, 08:08:10 PM
Jem's going to look like a pirate
With eye patch, wooden leg and parrot.
A laptop on stage,
Covering "In the cage"
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: Mouse on June 05, 2009, 10:53:27 PM
Jem's going to look like a pirate
With eye patch, wooden leg and parrot.
A laptop on stage,
Covering "In the cage"
While duelling Mitchell with a carrot!

C'mon, we all want to see that!  8-)

Rudess's iPhone bleeps and zaps
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: Pedro on June 05, 2009, 11:03:07 PM
Split!

C'mon, we all want to see that!
Cap'n Jem in a piratey hat


Rudess's iPhone bleeps and zaps
Trying to contact the living, perhaps?
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: catherine on June 05, 2009, 11:14:25 PM
C'mon, we all want to see that!
Cap'n Jem in a piratey hat
Waving carrots around


Rudess's iPhone bleeps and zaps
Trying to contact the living, perhaps?
With burbles and squeaks
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: johninblack on June 05, 2009, 11:28:57 PM
C'mon, we all want to see that!
Cap'n Jem in a piratey hat
Waving carrots around,
saying "look what I've found",


Rudess's iPhone bleeps and zaps
Trying to contact the living, perhaps?
With burbles and squeaks,
and one or two tweeks
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: drblowthingsup on June 06, 2009, 02:30:08 AM
C'mon, we all want to see that!
Cap'n Jem in a piratey hat
Waving carrots around,
saying "look what I've found",
what a marvelous swashbuckling chap.


Rudess's iPhone bleeps and zaps
Trying to contact the living, perhaps?
With burbles and squeaks,
and one or two tweeks
hes a master of musical apps!

----

now that DT's new album has leaked,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: Pedro on June 06, 2009, 07:59:07 AM
now that DT's new album has leaked,
Their plumber's career's surely peaked,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: rogerg on June 06, 2009, 02:08:45 PM
now that DT's new album has leaked,
Their plumber's career's surely peaked,
a small bit of solder



(and nicely done, drbtu!)
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: catherine on June 06, 2009, 03:37:08 PM
now that DT's new album has leaked,
Their plumber's career's surely peaked,
a small bit of solder
might render him bolder
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: L33VEY on June 07, 2009, 09:21:03 PM
now that DT's new album has leaked,
Their plumber's career's surely peaked,
a small bit of solder
might render him bolder
But his mobile's off so he can't be reached



We hope that Jem liked today's Grand Prix
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: Brom on June 08, 2009, 12:19:06 PM
We hope that Jem liked today's Grand Prix
where our Jenson lapped Seabastien Buemi
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: Pedro on June 08, 2009, 12:35:46 PM
We hope that Jem liked today's Grand Prix
where our Jenson lapped Seabastien Buemi
Your Jensen's that fast?
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: catherine on June 08, 2009, 12:48:13 PM
We hope that Jem liked today's Grand Prix
where our Jenson lapped Seabastien Buemi
Your Jensen's that fast?
You know it can't last!
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: Pedro on June 08, 2009, 07:13:47 PM
#220
We hope that Jem liked today's Grand Prix
where our Jenson lapped Seabastien Buemi
Your Jensen's that fast?
You know it can't last!
If there's money left, push Button B.


Life's a beach and Jem is on it,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: Nellie on June 08, 2009, 08:38:31 PM
Life's a beach and Jem is on it,
I wonder if he'll make a sand pit
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: catherine on June 08, 2009, 08:45:45 PM
Life's a beach and Jem is on it,
I wonder if he'll make a sand pit
He'll be paddling gaily
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: Nellie on June 08, 2009, 09:02:47 PM
Life's a beach and Jem is on it,
I wonder if he'll make a sand pit
He'll be paddling gaily
With his ukelele
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: Gandalf1986 on June 08, 2009, 09:34:27 PM
Life's a beach and Jem is on it,
I wonder if he'll make a sand pit
He'll be paddling gaily
With his ukelele
Without looking like a git.

I can't start a limerick
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: Pedro on June 08, 2009, 10:09:44 PM
I can't start a limerick
True :D

[Hint] you are aiming for 8 or 9 syllables as in "There was a young lady from Ealing" or "A dashing young doctor from Gwent".

How about :-

I can't seem to start one of these
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: catherine on June 08, 2009, 10:43:24 PM
I can't seem to start one of these,
Unless I eat LOTS of dried peas,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: D S on June 08, 2009, 10:48:13 PM
I can't seem to start one of these,
Unless I eat LOTS of dried peas,
They're crunchy and green,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: catherine on June 08, 2009, 10:57:34 PM
I can't seem to start one of these,
Unless I eat LOTS of dried peas,
They're crunchy and green,
Make your bottom obscene,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: Mouse on June 09, 2009, 01:07:38 AM
I can't seem to start one of these,
Unless I eat LOTS of dried peas,
They're crunchy and green,
Make your bottom obscene,
And turn you on to strange cheese

Poor Gandalf will start one one day  ;)
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: catherine on June 09, 2009, 05:34:22 AM
Poor Gandalf will start one one day
He'll finally work out what to say,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: Pedro on June 09, 2009, 06:36:12 AM
Poor Gandalf will start one one day
He'll finally work out what to say,
And it will be great
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: FantomG on June 09, 2009, 07:51:20 AM
Poor Gandalf will start one one day,
He'll finally work out what to say,
And it will be great,
Like a head of state,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: Brom on June 09, 2009, 09:32:50 AM
Poor Gandalf will start one one day,
He'll finally work out what to say,
And it will be great,
Like a head of state,
and we'll all cheer most loudly, hooray!

Wonderland, it's written in code,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: catherine on June 09, 2009, 10:22:23 AM
Wonderland, it's written in code,
Based on the DNA for a toad,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: Pedro on June 09, 2009, 01:01:03 PM
Wonderland, it's written in code,
Based on the DNA for a toad,
A sprinkling of goose
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: catherine on June 09, 2009, 01:29:35 PM
Wonderland, it's written in code,
Based on the DNA for a toad,
A sprinkling of goose
A whispered to moose
It's a truly delectable ode.

I'm sick of this whole credit crunch,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: RacingHippo on June 09, 2009, 02:24:17 PM
I'm sick of this whole credit crunch,
For crunching I prefer biscuits to munch
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: catherine on June 09, 2009, 06:16:05 PM
I'm sick of this whole credit crunch,
For crunching I prefer biscuits to munch
Called cookies by some
I just say "Yum yum!"
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: FantomG on June 09, 2009, 07:08:28 PM
I'm sick of this whole credit crunch,
For crunching I prefer biscuits to munch
Called cookies by some
I just say "Yum yum!"
Still washed down with a liquid lunch :lol:


~~~~~~


Jem just twigged he's on stage Friday,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: catherine on June 09, 2009, 07:38:11 PM
Jem just twigged he's on stage Friday,
Which is normally his pea and pie day,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: Mouse on June 09, 2009, 09:33:05 PM
Jem just twigged he's on stage Friday,
Which is normally his pea and pie day,
We'll all be at t'front
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: catherine on June 09, 2009, 10:27:27 PM
(attempts to compose a line without the obvious rhyme but fails dismally - Mousie, you're wicked!)
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: rogerg on June 09, 2009, 10:39:06 PM
Jem just twigged he's on stage Friday,
Which is normally his pea and pie day,
We'll all be at t'front
which will be quite a stunt
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: Mouse on June 10, 2009, 01:05:18 AM
Quote from: "catherine"
(attempts to compose a line without the obvious rhyme but fails dismally - Mousie, you're wicked!)

Oh dear, I've just seen it...  :shock:  Believe me, it was completely unintentional!
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: rogerg on June 10, 2009, 01:40:09 AM
Quote from: "Mouse"
Quote from: "catherine"
(attempts to compose a line without the obvious rhyme but fails dismally - Mousie, you're wicked!)

Oh dear, I've just seen it...  :shock:  Believe me, it was completely unintentional!

Mouse, you're such a cunning linguist...   8-)
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: FantomG on June 10, 2009, 06:28:46 AM
Jem just twigged he's on stage Friday,
Which is normally his pea and pie day,
We'll all be at t'front,
which will be quite a stunt,  (pleased we didn't need to hunt for anymore 'unt rhymes!!)
Unless he extends his holiday.

~~~~~~~

Limericks to reach 100 pages,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: Brom on June 10, 2009, 08:18:39 AM
Limericks to reach 100 pages,
What!? a topic that's gone on for ages?
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: catherine on June 10, 2009, 08:37:59 AM
Limericks to reach 100 pages,
What!? a topic that's gone on for ages?
We're poetic, you see,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: RacingHippo on June 10, 2009, 09:06:00 AM
Limericks to reach 100 pages,
What!? a topic that's gone on for ages?
We're poetic, you see,
But between you and me
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: catherine on June 10, 2009, 09:26:48 AM
Limericks to reach 100 pages,
What!? a topic that's gone on for ages?
We're poetic, you see,
But between you and me
We should all be locked up in cages.

I can't get to Leeds OR Southampton,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: rogerg on June 10, 2009, 10:39:23 AM
I can't get to Leeds OR Southampton,
perhaps I could ask Peter Frampton
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: Brom on June 10, 2009, 12:04:35 PM
I can't get to Leeds OR Southampton,
perhaps I could ask Peter Frampton
To show me the way
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: L33VEY on June 10, 2009, 05:43:40 PM
I can't get to Leeds OR Southampton,
perhaps I could ask Peter Frampton
To show me the way
he loves my way (everyday)
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: Mouse on June 11, 2009, 12:06:55 AM
I can't get to Leeds OR Southampton,
perhaps I could ask Peter Frampton
To show me the way
he loves my way (everyday)
Just don't end up in Trumpton!

----

One day to go 'til Frost*!  :mrgreen:
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: rogerg on June 11, 2009, 03:18:08 AM
One day to go 'til Frost*!
hopefully no one will end up lost


(yay!  1000 posts!)   8-)
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: Hedgehog on June 11, 2009, 07:41:36 AM
One day to go 'til Frost*!
Hopefully no one will end up lost,
With Rogerg to lead us,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: catherine on June 11, 2009, 08:55:10 AM
One day to go 'til Frost*!
Hopefully no one will end up lost,
With Rogerg to lead us,
And biscuits to feed us,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: Brom on June 11, 2009, 09:17:49 AM
One day to go 'til Frost*!
Hopefully no one will end up lost,
With Rogerg to lead us,
And biscuits to feed us,
And a bank loan to cover the cost.

Petrucci and Jimmy the Cheese
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: L33VEY on June 11, 2009, 01:49:19 PM
Petrucci and Jimmy the Cheese
Dreamt up a Theatrical wheeze




1,000 replies - bonus
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: Pedro on June 11, 2009, 08:28:47 PM
Petrucci and Jimmy the Cheese
Dreamt up a Theatrical wheeze
Let's put on a show
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: D S on June 11, 2009, 08:43:15 PM
Petrucci and Jimmy the Cheese
Dreamt up a Theatrical wheeze
Let's put on a show
And give Frost* a go
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: RacingHippo on June 12, 2009, 01:38:39 PM
#230
Petrucci and Jimmy the Cheese
Dreamt up a Theatrical wheeze
Let's put on a show
And give Frost* a go
There's hundreds of fans to please!


There's this band on tonight, in Leeds.
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: L33VEY on June 12, 2009, 08:07:48 PM
There's this band on tonight, in Leeds
I wish I was there, catherine pleads
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: Trapezium Artist on June 12, 2009, 08:40:59 PM
There's this band on tonight, in Leeds
I wish I was there, catherine pleads,
They're playing right now,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: L33VEY on June 12, 2009, 08:55:32 PM
There's this band on tonight, in Leeds
I wish I was there, catherine pleads,
They're playing right now,
DT fans say "Wow"
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: catherine on June 12, 2009, 09:12:25 PM
There's this band on tonight, in Leeds
I wish I was there, catherine pleads,
They're playing right now,
DT fans say "Wow"
As the music and man-love proceeds

So how did it go? Tell us, please!
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: Trapezium Artist on June 12, 2009, 09:30:04 PM
So how did it go? Tell us, please!
I'm dying to know, here on my trapeze,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: catherine on June 12, 2009, 10:35:13 PM
So how did it go? Tell us, please!
I'm dying to know, here on my trapeze,
Which songs did they play?
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: rogerg on June 12, 2009, 11:27:27 PM
So how did it go? Tell us, please!
I'm dying to know, here on my trapeze,
Which songs did they play
all tunes from z to a?
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: Trapezium Artist on June 13, 2009, 01:14:45 AM
So how did it go? Tell us, please!
I'm dying to know, here on my trapeze,
Which songs did they play
all tunes from z to a?
Yahoo! The one with three Dees!

So how did the audience like 'em?
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: catherine on June 14, 2009, 10:43:33 AM
So how did the audience like 'em?
Any DT fans come to this forum?
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: D S on June 14, 2009, 11:00:32 AM
So how did the audience like 'em?
Any DT fans come to this forum?
Frost*'s not as heavy
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: Mouse on June 14, 2009, 12:33:51 PM
So how did the audience like 'em?
Any DT fans come to this forum?
Frost*'s not as heavy
But us Frost*ies were ready
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: biskitbass on June 14, 2009, 06:20:52 PM
So how did the audience like 'em?
Any DT fans come to this forum?
Frost*'s not as heavy
But us Frost*ies were ready
With our voices and much more decorum


ba-boom :-)
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: biskitbass on June 14, 2009, 06:21:45 PM
Ok, my turn to start.....


When Jem was a tiny wee baby
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: Mouse on June 14, 2009, 06:26:12 PM
When Jem was a tiny wee baby
He devoured some onion gravy
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: catherine on June 14, 2009, 06:32:58 PM
When Jem was a tiny wee baby
He devoured some onion gravy
Which had the effect
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: L33VEY on June 14, 2009, 08:12:01 PM
When Jem was a tiny wee baby
He devoured some onion gravy
Which had the effect
He went on to perfect
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: catherine on June 14, 2009, 08:30:58 PM
When Jem was a tiny wee baby
He devoured some onion gravy
Which had the effect
He went on to perfect
Of turning the music all wavy.

So Jem now performs sitting down,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: Mouse on June 14, 2009, 10:15:47 PM
So Jem now performs sitting down
While he widdles his synthy sound
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: Pedro on June 14, 2009, 10:28:24 PM
So Jem now performs sitting down
While he widdles his synthy sound
JM said 'what the heck?'
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: FantomG on June 15, 2009, 07:15:59 AM
So Jem now performs sitting down,
While he widdles his synthy sound,
JM said 'what the heck?'
'Put a tie round ya neck'
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: rogerg on June 15, 2009, 01:59:51 PM
So Jem now performs sitting down,
While he widdles his synthy sound,
JM said 'what the heck?'
'Put a tie round ya neck'
you'll be good for town and/or gown.



my banker says "Stay 'way from the Frost*ie shop"
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: Mouse on June 15, 2009, 04:10:55 PM
my banker says "Stay 'way from the Frost*ie shop"
But soon the tour CD will be in stock

(The timing on this one's gone out the window, hasn't it?  ;) )
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: rogerg on June 15, 2009, 05:33:56 PM
Quote from: "Mouse"
(The timing on this one's gone out the window, hasn't it?  ;) )

yeah, sorry about that.  I tried, really I did....    :P
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: Brom on June 15, 2009, 07:38:04 PM
Quote from: "rogerg"
Quote from: "Mouse"
(The timing on this one's gone out the window, hasn't it?  ;) )

yeah, sorry about that.  I tried, really I did....    :P

Don't worry, it's prog,......... it's fine, really it is!  :lol:

my banker says "Stay 'way from the Frost*ie shop"
But soon the tour CD will be in stock
simmering gently
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: Pedro on June 15, 2009, 07:42:20 PM
...or allow me to remix it a bit?

My bank said "don't splurge on Frost*'s sale"
But the live disc will force a thrift fail
Our timing is fried
I know but I tried
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: johninblack on June 16, 2009, 02:46:20 PM
My bank said "don't splurge on Frost*'s sale"
But the live disc will force a thrift fail
Our timing is fried
I know but I tried
I spent out. Now, where's the mail?


The live albums out very soon.
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: RacingHippo on June 16, 2009, 04:04:14 PM
The live albums out very soon
I can't wait to hear Dec playing spoons!
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: Mouse on June 16, 2009, 11:17:37 PM
The live albums out very soon
I can't wait to hear Dec playing spoons!
InsideOut's funding
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: catherine on June 17, 2009, 09:25:36 AM
The live albums out very soon
I can't wait to hear Dec playing spoons!
InsideOut's funding
And we are all wond'ring
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: Brom on June 17, 2009, 06:41:56 PM
The live albums out very soon
I can't wait to hear Dec playing spoons!
InsideOut's funding
And we are all wond'ring
Will the profit make Godfery swoon.


Jem is holding a mid Summer sale,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: catherine on June 17, 2009, 06:44:55 PM
Jem is holding a mid Summer sale,
Where the Frost*ies will spend, without fail,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: D S on June 17, 2009, 06:57:20 PM
Jem is holding a mid Summer sale,
Where the Frost*ies will spend, without fail,
Cheap t-shirts abound
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: Brom on June 17, 2009, 09:15:53 PM
Jem is holding a mid Summer sale,
Where the Frost*ies will spend, without fail,
Cheap t-shirts abound
For only five pounds
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: L33VEY on June 18, 2009, 09:23:54 PM
Jem is holding a mid Summer sale,
Where the Frost*ies will spend, without fail,
Cheap t-shirts abound
For only five pounds
And no more than £1 to cover the mail




We wait 'till the 5th of September
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: Mouse on June 18, 2009, 09:28:42 PM
We wait 'till the 5th of September
It shall be a night to remember!
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: catherine on June 18, 2009, 10:52:24 PM
We wait 'till the 5th of September
It shall be a night to remember!
With two Js and an A
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: RacingHippo on June 19, 2009, 03:14:14 PM
We wait 'till the 5th of September
It shall be a night to remember!
With two Js and an A
Great tunes they will play!
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: catherine on June 19, 2009, 04:03:49 PM
We wait 'till the 5th of September
It shall be a night to remember!
With two Js and an A
Great tunes they will play!
And they're doing some more in November!

Tinyfish's support will be splendid,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: Gandalf1986 on June 19, 2009, 04:04:53 PM
#240
We wait 'till the 5th of September
It shall be a night to remember!
With two Js and an A
Great tunes they will play!
With Tinyfish they'll play a blinder!

I'm having a cup of tea right now
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: johninblack on June 19, 2009, 06:05:18 PM
I'm having a cup of tea right now
The milk is fresh from a cow,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: Mouse on June 19, 2009, 08:23:09 PM
A lopsided split!

Tinyfish's support will be splendid,
Especially if album two's production has ended

I'm having a cup of tea right now
The milk is fresh from a cow,
One sugar or two?
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: FantomG on June 22, 2009, 07:53:18 AM
Tinyfish's support will be splendid,
Especially if album two's production has ended
They'll play at the Peel,



I'm having a cup of tea right now
The milk is fresh from a cow,
One sugar or two?
I do, do you?
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: Pedro on June 28, 2009, 08:00:07 PM
Tinyfish's support will be splendid,
Especially if album two's production has ended
They'll play at the Peel,
It'll be a big deal,


I'm having a cup of tea right now
The milk is fresh from a cow,
One sugar or two?
I do - do you?
I did but couldn't say how!
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: rogerg on June 28, 2009, 08:26:43 PM
Tinyfish's support will be splendid,
Especially if album two's production has ended
They'll play at the Peel,
It'll be a big deal,
through this two-lim'ricked impasse we've [finally!] wended!



I leave the next starter to Pedro
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: Pedro on June 28, 2009, 08:38:46 PM
I leave the next starter to Pedro
Thanks but I'll let someone else go  ;)
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: rogerg on June 28, 2009, 08:42:10 PM
I leave the next starter to Pedro
Thanks but I'll let someone else go
shall we take this ourselves?
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: catherine on June 28, 2009, 09:38:54 PM
I leave the next starter to Pedro
Thanks but I'll let someone else go
shall we take this ourselves?
Put it back on the shelves?
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: Pedro on June 28, 2009, 10:06:42 PM
I leave the next starter to Pedro
Thanks but I'll let someone else go
shall we take this ourselves?
Like real Lim'rick elves?
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: Mouse on June 29, 2009, 03:58:19 AM
We have a split, but I don't have a finishing line for either. I just thought I'd declare it.  :)

Ooh!

I leave the next starter to Pedro
Thanks but I'll let someone else go
shall we take this ourselves?
Put it back on the shelves?
Or sell it on to make us some dough?

 8-)

Can someone finish the other one? Then we can resume normal* broadcasting...

*I know 'normal' has no meaning in this realm, but you know what I mean.
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: RacingHippo on June 30, 2009, 05:36:28 PM
"Normal" broadcasting has now been resumed
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: johninblack on June 30, 2009, 05:51:08 PM
"Normal" broadcasting has now been resumed
And so "normal" silliness may be presumed
so please define "Normal"
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: Mouse on July 01, 2009, 12:38:21 AM
"Normal" broadcasting has now been resumed
And so "normal" silliness may be presumed
so please define "Normal"
As something informal
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: rogerg on July 01, 2009, 02:48:06 AM
"Normal" broadcasting has now been resumed
And so "normal" silliness may be presumed
so please define "Normal"
As something informal
bah, normalcy shall be entombed!



we left off the end of Sir Pedro's
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: RacingHippo on July 01, 2009, 08:27:41 AM
we left off the end of Sir Pedro's
Mea culpa; lost track where the thread goes
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: Pedro on July 01, 2009, 01:49:15 PM
we left off the end of Sir Pedro's
Mea culpa; lost track where the thread goes
You're a cuppa, you say?
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: catherine on July 01, 2009, 01:56:43 PM
we left off the end of Sir Pedro's
Mea culpa; lost track where the thread goes
You're a cuppa, you say?
Coffee? Cocoa? Hay?
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: rogerg on July 01, 2009, 01:58:32 PM
we left off the end of Sir Pedro's
Mea culpa; lost track where the thread goes
You're a cuppa, you say
what the hell; let's just play!
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: catherine on July 01, 2009, 06:07:14 PM
Moderators! There's just no DISCIPLINE in this thread any more! It's all gone to pot!
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: gr8gonzo on July 01, 2009, 06:28:36 PM
Moderators! There's just no DISCIPLINE in this thread any more! It's all gone to pot!
On topic, off topic, biscuits -- soggy and otherwise, am I confused or not?
What started as collaborative wit and structured rhyming
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: Mouse on July 01, 2009, 06:53:47 PM
Moderators! There's just no DISCIPLINE in this thread any more! It's all gone to pot!
On topic, off topic, biscuits -- soggy and otherwise, am I confused or not?
What started as collaborative wit and structured rhyming
Has now collapsed into disorganised and non-rhyming mayhem

(We've also got about three unfinished ones left out there. And no, this is not an attempt to start a new one!)
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: D S on July 01, 2009, 07:59:15 PM
We've also got about three unfinished ones left out there. And no, this is not an attempt to start a new one!
Well, that's what you thought, Mouse, but as the rhythm is now all free-form, instead let's have some fun!
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: catherine on July 01, 2009, 08:36:24 PM
(yells) OI! MODERATORS!!! HELP!
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: gr8gonzo on July 01, 2009, 08:40:11 PM
Oi!  Moderators!  Help!
our dear catherine did yelp
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: Pedro on July 01, 2009, 09:09:28 PM
We're sorry, all of our moderators are busy right now (staring at Catherine's new avatar....it's soooo beautiful....)
If you'd like to leave a message please speak after the beep....
[beep=ON]
Error:: Failed to open device : tty01://audiosubsystem.7 (http://tty01://audiosubsystem.7)
Dumping core. . . .

Press any key to continue...
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: Nellie on July 01, 2009, 09:52:49 PM
Oi! Moderators! Help!
our dear catherine did yelp
In text almost orange
(You never put orange)
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: rogerg on July 01, 2009, 10:36:48 PM
Oi! Moderators! Help!
our dear catherine did yelp
In text almost orange
(You never put orange)
but, but, I wasn't supposed to start a new kelp.



there once was a young man from Frost*land
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: Pedro on July 01, 2009, 11:02:03 PM
there once was a young man from Frost*land
who wanted to start his own band
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: Mouse on July 02, 2009, 12:58:47 AM
there once was a young man from Frost*land
who wanted to start his own band
Although he had no ears
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: catherine on July 02, 2009, 08:25:53 AM
there once was a young man from Frost*land
who wanted to start his own band
Although he had no ears
He could drink lots of beers
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: RacingHippo on July 02, 2009, 03:02:04 PM
we left off the end of Sir Pedro's
Mea culpa; lost track where the thread goes
You're a cuppa, you say?
Only on a Wednesday
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: rogerg on July 02, 2009, 03:08:49 PM
hippo!!  :shock:   8-)
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: RacingHippo on July 02, 2009, 03:23:39 PM
Moderators! There's just no DISCIPLINE in this thread any more! It's all gone to pot!

[Recursion overflow. Dumping core...]

*cough*

there once was a young man from Frost*land
who wanted to start his own band
Although he had no ears
He could drink lots of beers
And could whittle an oboe by hand.


My Pocket Sun backfired just then
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: Mouse on July 02, 2009, 03:42:57 PM
My Pocket Sun backfired just then
It makes old things happen again
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: Pedro on July 02, 2009, 06:11:11 PM
My Pocket Sun backfired just then
It makes old things happen again
and new things that aren't
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: catherine on July 02, 2009, 06:14:39 PM
My Pocket Sun backfired just then
It makes old things happen again
and new things that aren't
get a progressive slant
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: Brom on July 02, 2009, 11:41:24 PM
My Pocket Sun backfired just then
It makes old things happen again
and new things that aren't
get a progressive slant
accompanied by the chimes of Big Ben.

Spent ages this lunch trying to finish the earless Frostland band man - but to no avail.

My computer's been getting to hot,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: johninblack on July 03, 2009, 06:52:50 AM
Post modified to justify my position as moderator.


core dump failed, entering cpu shutdown mode, goodbye world. **CLUNK**
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: RacingHippo on July 10, 2009, 11:49:56 AM
My computer's been getting too hot,
But since JiB shut it down, now it's not.
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: Pedro on July 10, 2009, 12:48:00 PM
My computer's been getting too hot,
But since JiB shut it down, now it's not.
Where's Frost*'s biggest fan?
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: catherine on July 10, 2009, 02:19:48 PM
My computer's been getting too hot,
But since JiB shut it down, now it's not.
Where's Frost*'s biggest fan?
Something hit it - it ran!
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: FantomG on July 13, 2009, 12:04:35 PM
My computer's been getting too hot,
But since JiB shut it down, now it's not.
Where's Frost*'s biggest fan?
Something hit it - it ran!
Did you remember to save the plot?


~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Jem's an endorsee of Open Labs,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: Pedro on July 13, 2009, 12:13:49 PM
Jem's an endorsee of Open Labs
and a D-Beat will soon feel his jabs
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: catherine on July 13, 2009, 12:32:06 PM
Jem's an endorsee of Open Labs
and a D-Beat will soon feel his jabs
Prog R'n'B karaoke?
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: Nellie on July 13, 2009, 01:16:03 PM
Jem's an endorsee of Open Labs
and a D-Beat will soon feel his jabs
Prog R'n'B karaoke?
Great for the Hokey Cokey
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: johninblack on July 14, 2009, 01:11:41 AM
#250
Jem's an endorsee of Open Labs
and a D-Beat will soon feel his jabs
Prog R'n'B karaoke?
Great for the Hokey Cokey
lugging it about will be good for his Abs.


What will we buy from the sale on Ebay
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: rogerg on July 14, 2009, 02:24:03 AM
What will we buy from the sale on Ebay
likely everything 'cept an old fleabag
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: Pedro on July 14, 2009, 06:44:56 AM
What will we buy from the sale on Ebay
likely everything 'cept an old fleabag
does "bag" rhyme with "bay"?
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: RacingHippo on July 14, 2009, 01:03:01 PM
What will we buy from the sale on Ebay
likely everything 'cept an old fleabag
does "bag" rhyme with "bay"?
I'd rather not say
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: rogerg on July 14, 2009, 02:51:38 PM
What will we buy from the sale on Ebay
likely everything 'cept an old fleabag
does "bag" rhyme with "bay"?
I'd rather not say
but of course! with the right accenté!



looking forward to spending our dosh
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: catherine on July 14, 2009, 02:56:55 PM
looking forward to spending our dosh
on biscuits and CDs and squash,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: rogerg on July 14, 2009, 03:28:37 PM
looking forward to spending our dosh
on biscuits and CDs and squash,
there's squash in this auction?
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: Mouse on July 15, 2009, 10:48:58 PM
looking forward to spending our dosh
on biscuits and CDs and squash,
there's squash in this auction?
Boo, I can't afford nothin'  :(
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: FantomG on July 21, 2009, 01:48:53 PM
looking forward to spending our dosh
on biscuits and CDs and squash,
there's squash in this auction?
Boo, I can't afford nothin'
There's even a Fantom Project, gosh!


~~~~~~~~


Oh to be an e-Baying bidder,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: RacingHippo on July 21, 2009, 09:32:34 PM
Oh to be an e-Baying bidder,
And grab some Frost* stuff for five quid, or
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: rogerg on July 21, 2009, 09:48:04 PM
Oh to be an e-Baying bidder,
And grab some Frost* stuff for five quid, or
a dollar or ten
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: Nellie on July 21, 2009, 10:03:07 PM
Oh to be an e-Baying bidder,
And grab some Frost* stuff for five quid, or
a dollar or ten
(We're not taking Yen)
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: Pedro on July 21, 2009, 10:26:21 PM
Oh to be an e-Baying bidder,
And grab some Frost* stuff for five quid, or
a dollar or ten
(We're not taking Yen)
But I bet, for enough, you'd consider!



Seeing nice things for sale makes me greedy
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: Mouse on July 21, 2009, 10:36:53 PM
Seeing nice things for sale makes me greedy
It all should sell quite easily
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: Nellie on July 24, 2009, 08:22:58 PM
Seeing nice things for sale makes me greedy
It all should sell quite easily
Less than 3 days to go
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: RacingHippo on July 25, 2009, 07:29:27 PM
Seeing nice things for sale makes me greedy
It all should sell quite easily
Less than 3 days to go
Will I win? I don't know.
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: sawtooth on July 27, 2009, 12:27:53 AM
Seeing nice things for sale makes me greedy
It all should sell quite easily
Less than 3 days to go
Will I win? I don't know
Cos the last bids will come in quite speedy


The backdrop would look good in my hall
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: Pedro on July 27, 2009, 01:35:03 AM
"The backdrop would look good in my hall"
Albert said and gave Nellie a call
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: FantomG on July 27, 2009, 04:18:49 PM
"The backdrop would look good in my hall"
Albert said and gave Nellie a call
Outbid on the USBs
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: johninblack on July 27, 2009, 08:10:16 PM
"The backdrop would look good in my hall"
Albert said and gave Nellie a call
Outbid on the USBs
but not on CD's
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: Mouse on July 29, 2009, 03:24:22 PM
"The backdrop would look good in my hall"
Albert said and gave Nellie a call
Outbid on the USBs
but not on CD's
You beat us who could bid sod all

....

When Jem recieved a circuit bent Furby
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: RacingHippo on July 29, 2009, 03:54:31 PM
When Jem recieved a circuit bent Furby
He connected it to a hurdy-gurdy
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: L33VEY on August 11, 2009, 08:46:09 PM
When Jem received a circuit bent Furby
He connected it to a hurdy-gurdy
A "fizz" was followed by "BANG"!
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: Pedro on August 11, 2009, 08:59:29 PM
When Jem received a circuit bent Furby
He connected it to a hurdy-gurdy
A "fizz" followed "BANG"!
The whole thing went "Twang!"
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: catherine on August 11, 2009, 10:00:36 PM
#256
When Jem received a circuit bent Furby
He connected it to a hurdy-gurdy
A "fizz" followed "BANG"!
The whole thing went "Twang!"
That was while he was watching the birdie.

Darwin's Radio are releasing a CD,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: Pedro on August 11, 2009, 10:38:58 PM
Darwin's Radio are releasing a CD,
I would say "about time!", but I'm greedy
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: RacingHippo on August 12, 2009, 08:21:18 AM
Darwin's Radio are releasing a CD,
I would say "about time!", but I'm greedy
From the little I've heard
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: L33VEY on August 12, 2009, 08:41:54 AM
Darwin's Radio are releasing a CD,
I would say "about time!", but I'm greedy
From the little I've heard
I'd say "great" is the word
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: catherine on September 02, 2009, 10:20:44 AM
Darwin's Radio are releasing a CD,
I would say "about time!", but I'm greedy
From the little I've heard
I'd say "great" is the word
Let's hope the reviewers agree!

Poor Jem's got a bust metacarpal,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: Pedro on September 04, 2009, 02:14:28 AM
Poor Jem's got a bust metacarpal,
It's not really a case for Miss Marple,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: rogerg on September 04, 2009, 02:39:21 AM
Poor Jem's got a bust metacarpal,
It's not really a case for Miss Marple,
just the back of the hand
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: RacingHippo on September 04, 2009, 11:11:14 PM
Poor Jem's got a bust metacarpal,
It's not really a case for Miss Marple,
Just the back of the hand
Is the bit that got panned
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: catherine on September 04, 2009, 11:27:10 PM
Poor Jem's got a bust metacarpal,
It's not really a case for Miss Marple,
Just the back of the hand
Is the bit that got panned
And he can't even play us a sample.

We're awaiting November the seventh,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: Pedro on September 04, 2009, 11:37:44 PM
Poor Jem's got a bust metacarpal,
It's not really a case for Miss Marple,
Just the back of the hand
Is the bit that got panned
We all hope that you much better are, pal


Now Jem's out from inside InsideOut,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: FantomG on September 07, 2009, 08:59:42 PM
Now Jem's out from inside InsideOut,
To Bath to become a Roustabout? Just like Elvis in '64 ;oD
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: rogerg on September 08, 2009, 01:33:30 AM
Now Jem's out from inside InsideOut,
To Bath to become a Roustabout? Just like Elvis in '64 ;oD
waiting for 11-7
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: L33VEY on September 08, 2009, 08:52:00 PM
Now Jem's out from inside InsideOut,
To Bath to become a Roustabout? Just like Elvis in '64 ;oD
waiting for 11-7
the Peel will sure feel like Heaven
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: RacingHippo on September 09, 2009, 09:20:51 AM
Now Jem's out from inside InsideOut,
To Bath to become a Roustabout?
waiting for 11-7
the Peel will sure feel like Heaven
As they play Hokey-Cokey: In! Out!


Nellie's back on The Internetz at last
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: catherine on September 09, 2009, 10:34:30 AM
I'm sulking because Pedro ignored the new limerick I'd started higher up the page and started a new one of his own.
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: rogerg on September 09, 2009, 10:39:47 AM
Quote from: "catherine"
I'm sulking because Pedro ignored the new limerick I'd started higher up the page and started a new one of his own.

I saw that, and I tried to incorporate it.
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: catherine on September 09, 2009, 10:41:00 AM
I saw that, Rog.  :D   But Pedro is a moderator and should know better!  :roll:
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: johninblack on September 09, 2009, 11:42:01 AM
Quote from: "catherine"
I'm sulking because Pedro ignored the new limerick I'd started higher up the page and started a new one of his own.
Ok then We'll go with a double header then and since Pedro's was finished we'll go with RH's so.....


We're awaiting November the seventh,






Nellie's back on The Internetz at last
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: Pedro on September 09, 2009, 12:18:25 PM
For the record, I didn't "ignore" yours Catherine, I simply didn't see it. 8-)
I hit "quote" on the one before and then took sometihng like 10 minutes either doing something else or mucking about rewording my line by which time your response had passed me by. Sadly, it seems the forum is not very reliable at alerting when someone else has posted while you weren't looking.

All I can do is apologise and say that it will (probably) happen again. :)
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: Nellie on September 11, 2009, 10:09:15 PM
Nellie's back on The Internetz at last
Just the same as it was, only fast
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: RacingHippo on September 20, 2009, 10:37:14 PM
Nellie's back on The Internetz at last
Just the same as it was, only fast
There's no stopping her now
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: Mouse on September 23, 2009, 12:36:10 AM
Nellie's back on The Internetz at last
Just the same as it was, only fast
There's no stopping her now
She'll soon be asking "how?"
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: L33VEY on November 15, 2009, 10:13:14 PM
Nellie's back on The Internetz at last
Just the same as it was, only fast
There's no stopping her now
She'll soon be asking "how?"
She survived without it in the past



It's time for Jem to pack up the Cube
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: catherine on March 18, 2010, 06:38:02 PM
There once was a singer called Dec
Who liked gadgets and all things hi-tec
He sang all the high notes,
And gave radiant quotes,
And was never a pain in the neck.

(Can't believe it's a year since this thread was last posted to!)

Hurrah! Now the forum is back!
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: L33VEY on March 18, 2010, 08:15:20 PM
Hurrah! Now the forum is back
Absence gave me a heart attack
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: RacingHippo on March 18, 2010, 08:53:40 PM
Hurrah! Now the forum is back
Absence gave me a heart attack
Some of us twittered
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: catherine on March 18, 2010, 10:22:50 PM
Hurrah! Now the forum is back
Absence gave me a heart attack
Some of us twittered
But none were embittered
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: Brom on March 19, 2010, 12:02:59 AM
Hurrah! Now the forum is back
Absence gave me a heart attack
Some of us twittered
But none were embittered
Lets get back to enjoying the craic.

And so let the line be divided
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: rogerg on March 19, 2010, 01:42:10 AM
well, L33VEY did leave us a post on Nov 15...


but carry on.
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: gr8gonzo on March 19, 2010, 02:56:39 AM
It's time for Jem to unpack the Cube
To fire up ProTools and dust off YouTube
So let the line be divided
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: RacingHippo on March 19, 2010, 08:53:23 AM
It's time for Jem to unpack the Cube
To fire up ProTools and dust off YouTube
So let the line be divided
And biscuits provided


(I see what you dun there, Gonz. Clever bugger.)
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: rogerg on March 19, 2010, 11:46:47 AM
yes, well done, gonzo!!

It's time for Jem to unpack the Cube
To fire up ProTools and dust off YouTube
So let the line be divided
And biscuits provided
because we know he's no Rube!


(boy oh boy, are there some tempting ube words out there...)


The Frost* forum was gone for a week
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: catherine on March 19, 2010, 12:17:35 PM
The Frost* forum was gone for a week
And it looked like its future was bleak
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: Pedro on March 19, 2010, 12:23:05 PM
The Frost* forum was gone for a week
And it looked like its future was bleak
'Twas a problem with hosting
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: L33VEY on March 19, 2010, 01:58:53 PM
The Frost* forum was gone for a week
And it looked like its future was bleak
'Twas a problem with hosting
And the hoster got a roasting
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: catherine on March 19, 2010, 02:52:08 PM
The Frost* forum was gone for a week
And it looked like its future was bleak
'Twas a problem with hosting
And the hoster got a roasting
For its quite dreadful hosting technique

(someone else jump in and start one, I'm devoid of inspiration at present)
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: rogerg on March 19, 2010, 03:13:26 PM
Quote from: "catherine"
(someone else jump in and start one, I'm devoid of inspiration at present)

ok, how about this:

I'm devoid of inspiration at present


 8-)
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: gr8gonzo on March 19, 2010, 03:56:03 PM
I'm devoid of inspiration at present
Creatively rich as a peasant
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: rogerg on March 19, 2010, 04:04:34 PM
I'm devoid of inspiration at present
Creatively rich as a peasant
but the biscuits I eat
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: catherine on March 19, 2010, 04:38:08 PM
I'm devoid of inspiration at present
Creatively rich as a peasant
but the biscuits I eat
Give me big blubbery feet
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: rogerg on March 19, 2010, 04:46:39 PM
#264
I'm devoid of inspiration at present
Creatively rich as a peasant
but the biscuits I eat
Give me big blubbery feet
and if that's not inspired, I don't know what ain't!



it's fun to write lim'ricks again,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: D S on March 19, 2010, 05:06:17 PM
It's fun to write lim'ricks again,
The forum being down was a pain,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: catherine on March 19, 2010, 05:06:43 PM
it's fun to write lim'ricks again,
It gives respite from sorrow and pain,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: Brom on March 19, 2010, 05:09:33 PM
It's fun to write lim'ricks again,
The forum being down was a pain,

it's fun to write lim'ricks again,
It gives respite from sorrow and pain,

it's fun to write lim'ricks again,
feel the flow of the ink from the pen,

WARNING TRIFURCATION ALERT  :o
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: RacingHippo on March 19, 2010, 05:38:13 PM
It's fun to write lim'ricks again,
The forum being down was a pain,
But now it's come back


it's fun to write lim'ricks again,
It gives respite from sorrow and pain,
Which is somewhat like beer


it's fun to write lim'ricks again,
feel the flow of the ink from the pen,
But when three post at once


WARNING TRIFURCATION ALERT
By the way - anyone here seen Bert?
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: catherine on March 19, 2010, 06:13:25 PM
It's fun to write lim'ricks again,
The forum being down was a pain,
But now it's come back
We can rejoin the track



it's fun to write lim'ricks again,
It gives respite from sorrow and pain,
Which is somewhat like beer
Brownish, fizzy, quite clear,


it's fun to write lim'ricks again,
feel the flow of the ink from the pen,
But when three post at once
with supreme arrogance



WARNING TRIFURCATION ALERT
By the way - anyone here seen Bert?
He was heading three ways
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: Pedro on March 19, 2010, 08:15:45 PM
It's fun to write lim'ricks again,
The forum being down was a pain,
But now it's come back
We can rejoin the track
then veer off like a badly made train

it's fun to write lim'ricks again,
It gives respite from sorrow and pain,
Which is somewhat like beer
Brownish, fizzy, quite clear,
and to try to give up is insane

it's fun to write lim'ricks again,
feel the flow of the ink from the pen,
But when three post at once
with supreme arrogance
I say next time we ought to do ten!


WARNING TRIFURCATION ALERT (and the new limerick!  ;) )
By the way - anyone here seen Bert?
He was heading three ways - does that hurt?
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: rogerg on March 19, 2010, 08:44:41 PM
/bow Pedro


By the way - anyone here seen Bert?
He was heading three ways - does that hurt?
I've seen him a'Twitter
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: catherine on March 19, 2010, 10:41:07 PM
By the way - anyone here seen Bert?
He was heading three ways - does that hurt?
I've seen him a'Twitter
Praise Dog, he's not bitter,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: RacingHippo on March 19, 2010, 11:55:41 PM
#268
By the way - anyone here seen Bert?
He was heading three ways - does that hurt?
I've seen him a'Twitter
Praise Dog, he's not bitter,
No - that's what he drinks. Makes him burp.


It Bites are on tour in Japan!
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: rogerg on March 20, 2010, 12:05:58 AM
It Bites are on tour in Japan!
we long for a Tour American!
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: johninblack on March 20, 2010, 12:24:15 PM
It Bites are on tour in Japan!
we long for a Tour American!
But the buggers won't come,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: Mouse on March 24, 2010, 09:51:51 PM
It Bites are on tour in Japan!
we long for a Tour American!
But the buggers won't come,
And share all the fun
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: drblowthingsup on March 25, 2010, 12:04:15 AM
It Bites are on tour in Japan!
we long for a Tour American!
But the buggers won't come,
And share all the fun,
Or come visit ol' uncle sam!

BT's rippin' ol' Jem right off!
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: catherine on March 28, 2010, 07:07:12 PM
BT's rippin' ol' Jem right off!
The huge size of their bills makes him cough,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: rogerg on March 28, 2010, 07:09:07 PM
BT's rippin' ol' Jem right off!
The huge size of their bills makes him cough,
a bit of mis-reading,

or (take your pick)

BT's rippin' ol' Jem right off!
The huge size of their bills makes him cough,
a vow'l substitution,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: davejd on April 12, 2010, 11:39:27 AM
BT's rippin' ol' Jem right off!
The huge size of their bills makes him cough,
a bit of mis-reading,
you can see where this is leading
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: catherine on April 12, 2010, 02:29:45 PM
#270
BT's rippin' ol' Jem right off!
The huge size of their bills makes him cough,
a bit of mis-reading,
you can see where this is leading
So tell 'em, Jem: "Oi! Bigger off!"

So finally, The Line's been Divided,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: davejd on April 12, 2010, 02:41:07 PM
So finally, The Line's been Divided,[/quote]
planets and stars have collided,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: gav on April 12, 2010, 02:56:23 PM
So finally, The Line's been Divided,
planets and stars have collided,
the show is all over,


(the radio show, that is)
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: Mouse on April 12, 2010, 03:45:35 PM
BT's rippin' ol' Jem right off!
The huge size of their bills makes him cough,
a vow'l substitution,
With subtle execution
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: davejd on April 12, 2010, 04:27:38 PM
So finally, The Line's been Divided,
planets and stars have collided,
the show is all over,
its time for Pavlova,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: gav on April 12, 2010, 08:57:30 PM
am i allowed to do another line? :?
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: Nellie on April 12, 2010, 10:33:11 PM
Yes.
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: Pedro on April 12, 2010, 10:36:58 PM
You're just not supposed to do consecutive lines in the same limerick.
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: gav on April 12, 2010, 10:57:43 PM
#271
So finally, The Line's been Divided,
planets and stars have collided,
the show is all over,
its time for Pavlova,
and more limerics have yet to be decided!



I might aswell start the next one then...Hmmm...

The new cube is now under construction,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: Mouse on April 13, 2010, 12:35:39 AM
The new cube is now under construction
Albeit with frequent int'rruption
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: davejd on April 13, 2010, 12:07:39 PM
The new cube is under construction                  
Albeit with frequent int'rruption,
from goblins and witches
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: catherine on April 13, 2010, 12:54:05 PM
The new cube is under construction
Albeit with frequent int'rruption,
from goblins and witches
Plus ProgDog, in britches,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: Mouse on April 13, 2010, 08:56:21 PM
#272
The new cube is under construction
Albeit with frequent int'rruption,
from goblins and witches
Plus ProgDog, in britches,
Could lead to plans of corruption.

"I say!" cried Jem from the rafters
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: rogerg on April 13, 2010, 10:19:39 PM
"I say!" cried Jem from the rafters
"What-ho!", he said to the plaster'ers
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: gav on April 13, 2010, 10:45:42 PM
"I say!" cried Jem from the rafters,
"What-ho!", he said to the plaster'ers,
The plaster'ers said "Hi!"
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: davejd on April 14, 2010, 10:44:19 AM
"I say!" cried Jem from the rafters,
"What-ho!" he said to the plaster'ers
 The plaster'ers said "Hi!"
John Mitchell flew by,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: catherine on April 14, 2010, 11:58:38 AM
"I say!" cried Jem from the rafters,
"What-ho!" he said to the plaster'ers
The plaster'ers said "Hi!"
John Mitchell flew by,
Accompanied by six chess Grandmasters.

Madfiddler has wielded his bow,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: davejd on April 14, 2010, 12:32:32 PM
Madfiddler has wielded his bow,
With splendid technique dont you know,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: Pedro on April 14, 2010, 12:43:42 PM
Madfiddler has wielded his bow,
With splendid technique dont you know,
With plenty of rosin
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: catherine on April 14, 2010, 03:08:15 PM
Madfiddler has wielded his bow,
With splendid technique dont you know,
With plenty of rosin
His sound was a-buzzin'
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: gav on April 14, 2010, 08:27:55 PM
Madfiddler has wielded his bow,
With splendid technique dont you know,
With plenty of rosin
His sound was a-buzzin'
And he's agreed that he'll join the live show!


right then...

ELP is next on the list,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: rogerg on April 14, 2010, 11:55:34 PM
ELP is next on the list,
with a Fanfare, undoubtedly twist'
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: catherine on April 15, 2010, 10:56:03 AM
ELP is next on the list,
with a Fanfare, undoubtedly twist'
For the Frost*ies who're common
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: Mouse on April 15, 2010, 07:19:29 PM
ELP is next on the list,
with a Fanfare, undoubtedly twist'
For the Frost*ies who're common
There'll be much om nom nom
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: catherine on April 15, 2010, 11:42:24 PM
#275

ELP is next on the list,
with a Fanfare, undoubtedly twist'
For the Frost*ies who're common
There'll be much om nom nom
Plus drinking - they'll all end up pissed.

Many Frost*ies have started on Twitter
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: davejd on April 22, 2010, 02:00:43 PM
Many Frost*ies have started on twitter,
Whilst progressing to vodka and bitter,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: catherine on April 22, 2010, 03:00:45 PM
Many Frost*ies have started on twitter,
Whilst progressing to vodka and bitter,
The tweets and the drink,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: RacingHippo on April 22, 2010, 05:57:54 PM
Many Frost*ies have started on twitter,
Whilst progressing to vodka and bitter,
The tweets and the drink,
Take them close to the brink,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: catherine on April 22, 2010, 08:39:50 PM
Many Frost*ies have started on twitter,
Whilst progressing to vodka and bitter,
The tweets and the drink,
Take them close to the brink,
When they pass it, you know, 'cos they titter.

Lawn Snooker's a challenging game,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: RacingHippo on April 23, 2010, 02:17:01 PM
Lawn Snooker's a challenging game,
And the rules are nearly the same
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: rogerg on April 23, 2010, 11:20:54 PM
Lawn Snooker's a challenging game,
And the rules are nearly the same
with balls and pockets
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: catherine on April 23, 2010, 11:35:42 PM
Lawn Snooker's a challenging game,
And the rules are nearly the same
with balls and pockets
And spanners and sockets
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: gr8gonzo on April 24, 2010, 12:06:36 AM
Lawn Snooker's a challenging game,
And the rules are nearly the same
with balls and pockets
And spanners and sockets
Its obscurity's got Wiki to blame.

TDL's fiddling mad
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: RacingHippo on April 24, 2010, 03:50:32 PM
TDL's fiddling mad
And his violin playing's not bad
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: Brom on April 26, 2010, 12:14:12 PM
TDL's fiddling mad
And his violin playing's not bad
The vibes from his bow
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: RacingHippo on April 28, 2010, 06:18:43 PM
TDL's fiddling mad
And his violin playing's not bad
The vibes from his bow
Cause volcanoes to blow
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: gav on April 28, 2010, 06:25:40 PM
TDL's fiddling mad
And his violin playing's not bad
The vibes from his bow
Cause volcanoes to blow
And make frequent flyers quite sad


I'm about to indulge in a hobnob
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: RacingHippo on April 29, 2010, 01:52:53 PM
I'm about to indulge in a hobnob
Lots of biscuity oats in my prog-gob
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: catherine on April 29, 2010, 02:10:14 PM
I'm about to indulge in a hobnob
Lots of biscuity oats in my prog-gob
Thence to my prog-tummy
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: davejd on April 29, 2010, 06:05:15 PM
I'm about to indulge in a hobnob
Lots of biscuity oats in my prog-gob
Thence to my prog tummy
Its progtastically yummy
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: Trapezium Artist on April 29, 2010, 06:25:16 PM
I'm about to indulge in a hobnob
Lots of biscuity oats in my prog-gob
Thence to my prog tummy
Its progtastically yummy
With its final denouement, a big job

(sorry  :oops: )

The Friday of hope is soon dawning
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: catherine on April 29, 2010, 06:28:14 PM
The Friday of hope is soon dawning
Will all our support now be spawning
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: Pedro on April 29, 2010, 06:50:03 PM
The Friday of hope is soon dawning
Will all our support now be spawning
A caviar truss?
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: catherine on April 29, 2010, 06:59:34 PM
The Friday of hope is soon dawning
Will all our support now be spawning
A caviar truss?
Please, let's not make a fuss,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: Trapezium Artist on April 29, 2010, 07:45:24 PM
The Friday of hope is soon dawning
Will all our support now be spawning
A caviar truss?
Please, let's not make a fuss,
We can certainly wait until morning.

It's late but I'm still here at work,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: Pedro on April 29, 2010, 08:06:00 PM
It's late but I'm still here at work,
You work in this form? Some perk!
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: catherine on April 29, 2010, 08:44:32 PM
It's late but I'm still here at work,
You work in this form? Some perk!
Peds, I think you meant "forum...
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: L33VEY on April 29, 2010, 09:06:05 PM
It's late but I'm still here at work,
You work in this form? Some perk!
Peds, I think you meant "forum...
And 2 of us is a quorum
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: rogerg on April 29, 2010, 09:33:01 PM
It's late but I'm still here at work,
You work in this form? Some perk!
Peds, I think you meant "forum...
And 2 of us is a quorum
and none of us could ever be called jerk!


our Jem's been seen in a taxi
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: Pedro on April 29, 2010, 10:20:01 PM
our Jem's been seen in a taxi
and my spellig's been kicked in the jacksy  :)
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: johninblack on April 30, 2010, 07:39:45 AM
our Jem's been seen in a taxi
and my spellig's been kicked in the jacksy
But Friday is here
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: Brom on April 30, 2010, 09:25:49 AM
our Jem's been seen in a taxi
and my spellig's been kicked in the jacksy
But Friday is here
so drink lots of beer
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: catherine on April 30, 2010, 09:43:08 AM
our Jem's been seen in a taxi
and my spellig's been kicked in the jacksy
But Friday is here
so drink lots of beer
While anticipation rises to the max-i

It's Friday now! Where's the announcement?
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: Trapezium Artist on April 30, 2010, 11:45:08 AM
It's Friday now! Where's the announcement?
That's made things quite hard, that pronouncement,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: davejd on April 30, 2010, 11:48:53 AM
It's Friday now! Where's the announcement?
Did you see where that 3 legged mouse went?
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: RacingHippo on April 30, 2010, 11:57:04 AM
It's Friday now! Where's the announcement?
That's made things quite hard, that pronouncement,
Now Catherine's wriggling


It's Friday now! Where's the announcement?
Did you see where that 3 legged mouse went?
Mouse has a third leg?
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: Trapezium Artist on April 30, 2010, 12:09:13 PM
It's Friday now! Where's the announcement?
That's made things quite hard, that pronouncement,
Now Catherine's wriggling,
The rest of us giggling,


It's Friday now! Where's the announcement?
Did you see where that 3 legged mouse went?
Mouse has a third leg?
The fourth one's a peg,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: madfiddler on May 02, 2010, 03:56:59 AM
Quote from: "gav"
TDL's fiddling mad
And his violin playing's not bad
The vibes from his bow
Cause volcanoes to blow
And make frequent flyers quite sad


I'm about to indulge in a hobnob

HAHA - thanks guys  :lol:
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: madfiddler on May 02, 2010, 03:58:50 AM
Quote from: "gav"
Madfiddler has wielded his bow,
With splendid technique dont you know,
With plenty of rosin
His sound was a-buzzin'
And he's agreed that he'll join the live show!


right then...

ELP is next on the list,

Ha - even more. Aren't search engines great when you're drunk ;) Yep... I'm up for it. Just waiting for a tweet from Jem now... HINT HINT, ffs! ;)
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: DannySoisSage on May 02, 2010, 05:27:39 PM
ELP is next on the list,
Sadly Emmo is quite...angry

 :roll:
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: davejd on May 19, 2010, 01:24:22 PM
Its Friday now where's the announcement?
Thats made things quite hard,that pronouncement,
Now Catherine's wriggling,
The rest of us giggling,
Did you see where that 3 legged mouse went?

Its Friday now where's the announcement?
Did you see where that 3 legged mouse went?
Mouse has a third leg?
The fourth one's a peg,
The fifth one Jake left in the basement

ELP is next on the list
A band surely not to be missed,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: gav on May 19, 2010, 05:49:27 PM
ELP is next on the list
A band surely not to be missed,
His Hammond's had a beating,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: rogerg on May 19, 2010, 06:07:12 PM
ELP is next on the list
A band surely not to be missed,
His Hammond's had a beating,
it sounds like sheep bleating,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: L33VEY on May 19, 2010, 07:53:03 PM
ELP is next on the list
A band surely not to be missed,
His Hammond's had a beating,
it sounds like sheep bleating,
As the knife gets its final twist.


Dec's album is sure to be great
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: Pedro on May 19, 2010, 08:29:38 PM
Dec's album is sure to be great
and bound to be well worth it's weight
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: rogerg on May 19, 2010, 09:04:27 PM
Dec's album is sure to be great
and bound to be well worth it's weight
the guy can sing high
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: Pedro on May 20, 2010, 01:17:57 AM
Dec's album is sure to be great
and bound to be well worth it's weight
the guy can sing high
thanks to spikes in his thigh
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: rogerg on May 20, 2010, 01:31:39 PM
Dec's album is sure to be great
and bound to be well worth it's weight
the guy can sing high
thanks to spikes in his thigh
and I'm sure you had somewhere that you were going with this Pedro, but I have no idea where it is, but I want to point out that this is Reply No. 1234, and not 1238!

 8-)


feel free to finish the last one
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: Pedro on May 20, 2010, 01:35:43 PM
feel free to fin-ish the last one
but that's something you've already done
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: rogerg on May 20, 2010, 01:44:21 PM
feel free to fin-ish the last one
but that's something you've already done
I know, but I thought
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: gr8gonzo on May 20, 2010, 02:20:30 PM
feel free to fin-ish the last one
but that's something you've already done
I know, but I thought
you thought wot? wot?!
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: RacingHippo on May 24, 2010, 07:46:44 PM
Feel free to fin-ish the last one
but that's something you've already done
I know, but I thought
you thought wot? wot?!
(I don't think he remembers, ol'd chum!)

TPE's nearly ready to ship!
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: rogerg on May 24, 2010, 07:49:23 PM
TPE's nearly ready to ship!
though gav's may be given the slip


;)
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: Trapezium Artist on May 24, 2010, 09:12:40 PM
TPE's nearly ready to ship!
though gav's may be given the slip
I really don't care









 ;)  ;)  ;)
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: RacingHippo on May 25, 2010, 09:59:11 AM
TPE's nearly ready to ship!
though gav's may be given the slip
I really don't care
That Jem's got no hair
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: catherine on May 25, 2010, 12:32:48 PM
TPE's nearly ready to ship!
though gav's may be given the slip
I really don't care
That Jem's got no hair
It'll be an incredible trip!

I'm completely devoid of insp'ration
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: RacingHippo on May 25, 2010, 12:46:46 PM
I'm completely devoid of insp'ration
My mind is a pond of stagnation
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: gav on May 25, 2010, 01:58:10 PM
Quote from: "rogerg"
TPE's nearly ready to ship!
though gav's may be given the slip


;)

 :cry:
Are we not allowed to be excited about anything these days? :cry:  :cry:
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: rogerg on May 25, 2010, 02:06:52 PM
Quote from: "gav"
Quote from: "rogerg"
TPE's nearly ready to ship!
though gav's may be given the slip


;)

 :cry:
Are we not allowed to be excited about anything these days? :cry:  :cry:

I used a ;)  !!  just having a bit o'fun!

where's that hug emoticon?

 8-)
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: gav on May 25, 2010, 02:18:37 PM
Quote from: "rogerg"

where's that hug emoticon?

8-)
     
Forgiven!
 :D
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: rogerg on May 25, 2010, 02:39:26 PM
Quote from: "gav"
Quote from: "rogerg"

where's that hug emoticon?

8-)
     
Forgiven!
 :D


I'm completely devoid of insp'ration
My mind is a pond of stagnation
but gav's a good bloke
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: catherine on May 25, 2010, 08:10:12 PM
I'm completely devoid of insp'ration
My mind is a pond of stagnation
but gav's a good bloke
when he's wearing his cloak
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: Trapezium Artist on May 25, 2010, 09:02:11 PM
#289

I'm completely devoid of insp'ration
My mind is a pond of stagnation
But gav's a good bloke
When he's wearing his cloak
Cov'ring up his profound indignation.



We have a new stickman in Craig,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: RacingHippo on May 25, 2010, 11:26:34 PM
We have a new stickman in Craig,
Whose playing is cert'nly not vague
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: rogerg on May 26, 2010, 10:58:14 AM
We have a new stickman in Craig,
Whose playing is cert'nly not vague
with a left right left left
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: catherine on May 26, 2010, 11:10:33 AM
We have a new stickman in Craig,
Whose playing is cert'nly not vague
with a left right left left
he'll leave us all bereft
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: Trapezium Artist on May 26, 2010, 11:56:00 AM
We have a new stickman in Craig,
Whose playing is cert'nly not vague
With a left right left left
He'll leave us all bereft
If he falls to Frost* Drummers' Plague.


Jem's sent in his Fanfare tribute,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: Pedro on May 26, 2010, 01:04:16 PM
Jem's sent in his Fanfare tribute,
It may trigger a hobbit dispute,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: rogerg on May 26, 2010, 01:21:00 PM
Jem's sent in his Fanfare tribute,
It may trigger a hobbit dispute,
but for all common men
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: davejd on May 26, 2010, 01:47:38 PM
Jem's sent in his Fanfare tribute,
It may trigger a hobbit dispute,
but for all common men
it'll be hobnobs again,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: Trapezium Artist on May 26, 2010, 01:51:52 PM
Jem's sent in his Fanfare tribute,
It may trigger a hobbit dispute,
but for all common men
it'll be hobnobs again,
and electric bassoons - toot toot!


The meeting I'm in is quite dull,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: davejd on May 26, 2010, 01:57:32 PM
The meeting I'm in is quite dull,
And frankly, I'm bored out of my skull,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: rogerg on May 26, 2010, 01:58:20 PM
The meeting I'm in is quite dull,
And frankly, I'm bored out of my skull,
but the thought of a baby
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: catherine on May 26, 2010, 02:23:11 PM
The meeting I'm in is quite dull,
And frankly, I'm bored out of my skull,
but the thought of a baby
Well, darling? Maybe!
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: Trapezium Artist on May 26, 2010, 02:57:07 PM
The meeting I'm in is quite dull,
And frankly, I'm bored out of my skull,
but the thought of a baby
Well, darling? Maybe!
Let's make one while listening to Tull.


I'm off to Paris this evening,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: RacingHippo on May 26, 2010, 07:11:20 PM
I'm off to Paris this evening,
Is that business, pleasure or wild fling?
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: rogerg on May 26, 2010, 07:39:16 PM
I'm off to Paris this evening,
Is that business, pleasure or wild fling?
Parlez-vous français?
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: Pedro on May 26, 2010, 08:03:22 PM
I'm off to Paris this evening,
Is that business, pleasure or wild fling?
Parlez-vous français?
Qui? Moi? Jamais!
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: Trapezium Artist on May 26, 2010, 08:55:53 PM
I'm off to Paris this evening,
Is that business, pleasure or wild fling?
Parlez-vous français?
Qui? Moi? Jamais!
To learn French, apparently, darling.


I'm here now, but too late for dinner,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: Mouse on May 26, 2010, 09:22:52 PM
I'm here now, but too late for dinner
What you missed was surely a winner
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: rogerg on May 26, 2010, 11:09:27 PM
I'm here now, but too late for dinner
What you missed was surely a winner
some baby-back ribs?
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: L33VEY on May 27, 2010, 08:29:45 PM
I'm here now, but too late for dinner
What you missed was surely a winner
some baby-back ribs?
Complete with the bibs
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: Pedro on May 27, 2010, 09:16:02 PM
I'm here now, but too late for dinner
What you missed was surely a winner
some baby-back ribs?
Complete with the bibs
On the bright side at least you'll be thinner

Nellie Goggins has bagged-up the shirts,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: L33VEY on May 27, 2010, 09:27:48 PM
Nellie Goggins has bagged-up the shirts,
And now her poor back really hurts,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: Trapezium Artist on May 27, 2010, 10:00:35 PM
Nellie Goggins has bagged-up the shirts,
And now her poor back really hurts,
She'll need a wheel barrow,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: catherine on May 27, 2010, 10:27:30 PM
Nellie Goggins has bagged-up the shirts,
And now her poor back really hurts,
She'll need a wheel barrow,
Or perhaps a large marrow
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: Pedro on May 28, 2010, 07:16:07 AM
Nellie Goggins has bagged-up the shirts,
And now her poor back really hurts,
She'll need a wheel barrow,
Or perhaps a large marrow
For jamming and Halva desserts?


Nellie risks slipping discs shipping discs,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: Mouse on May 28, 2010, 10:57:17 AM
Nellie risks slipping discs shipping discs,
Toungue twisters like that bring greater risk!
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: catherine on May 28, 2010, 11:42:18 AM
Nellie risks slipping discs shipping discs,
Toungue twisters like that bring greater risk!
But our Nellie's so able,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: L33VEY on May 28, 2010, 11:44:59 AM
Nellie risks slipping discs shipping discs,
Toungue twisters like that bring greater risk!
But our Nellie's so able,
With temperament so stable,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: catherine on May 28, 2010, 01:09:53 PM
Nellie risks slipping discs shipping discs,
Toungue twisters like that bring greater risk!
But our Nellie's so able,
With temperament so stable,
She can ship 'em, while whisking her bisque.

We await, with the greatest of pleasure
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: rogerg on May 28, 2010, 01:11:28 PM
We await, with the greatest of pleasure
our Frost*ie, TPE treasure!



(and well done on that last one, all!)   8-)
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: gav on May 28, 2010, 03:39:32 PM
We await, with the greatest of pleasure
our Frost*ie, TPE treasure!
When Catherine gets wriggling
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: Mouse on May 29, 2010, 12:21:55 PM
We await, with the greatest of pleasure
our Frost*ie, TPE treasure!
When Catherine gets wriggling
TA will start giggling
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: Trapezium Artist on June 06, 2010, 04:22:17 PM
We await, with the greatest of pleasure,
our Frost*ie, TPE treasure!
When Catherine gets wriggling,
TA will start giggling,
As he finally gets view of her measure.


The printers have prolonged our wait,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: Pedro on June 06, 2010, 04:30:29 PM
The printers have prolonged our wait,
We hope this time that they'll concentrate,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: catherine on June 06, 2010, 04:57:50 PM
The printers have prolonged our wait,
We hope this time that they'll concentrate,
And not take any risks



                        ( ...and I would like to point out that I have no intention of giving TA ANY views of my measure, no matter how much he asks...)
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: Pedro on June 06, 2010, 05:26:39 PM
The printers have prolonged our wait,
We hope this time that they'll concentrate,
And not take any risks
or fumble the disks

(with a lady of your calibre we'd expect nothing less)
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: Trapezium Artist on June 06, 2010, 05:41:49 PM
#298
The printers have prolonged our wait,
We hope this time that they'll concentrate,
And not take any risks
or fumble the disks
Else face the wrath of Godfrey irate


Our Cath'rine's a lady of virtue,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: rogerg on June 06, 2010, 06:40:30 PM
Our Cath'rine's a lady of virtue,
though, perhaps, she'll pick up a pool cue?
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: Pedro on June 06, 2010, 07:18:18 PM
Our Cath'rine's a lady of virtue,
though, perhaps, she'll pick up a pool cue?
Queueing's what Brits do best,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: RacingHippo on June 07, 2010, 08:16:47 AM
Our Cath'rine's a lady of virtue,
though, perhaps, she'll pick up a pool cue?
Queueing's what Brits do best,
In stockings and vest,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: catherine on June 07, 2010, 11:30:56 AM
Our Cath'rine's a lady of virtue,
though, perhaps, she'll pick up a pool cue?
Queueing's what Brits do best,
In stockings and vest,
Just as long as those garments aren't see-thru


TA's an excitable fella,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: Trapezium Artist on June 07, 2010, 12:10:06 PM
TA's an excitable fella,
It's Catherine's fault, you can tell her,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: Pedro on June 07, 2010, 12:54:48 PM
TA's an excitable fella,
It's Catherine's fault, you can tell her,
I think you just did,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: rogerg on June 07, 2010, 03:13:18 PM
TA's an excitable fella,
It's Catherine's fault, you can tell her,
I think you just did,
and din't cost a quid!
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: Pedro on June 07, 2010, 09:24:08 PM
TA's an excitable fella,
It's Catherine's fault, you can tell her,
I think you just did,
and din't cost a quid!
And such stirring stuff should impel 'er

Allow me a small solo burst
Which might sound a trifle rehearsed
but I thought It best said
that in our lim'rick thread
this one's our three hundred and first!

The new baby G's still not here
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 200 limericks!!)
Post by: Jim Takacs on June 07, 2010, 09:24:49 PM
TA's an excitable fella,
It's Catherine's fault, you can tell her,
I think you just did,
and din't cost a quid!
That Sure is a Spiffy Umbrella.


The new baby G's still not here
I Guess Jems Got Time for more beer
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: L33VEY on June 07, 2010, 09:31:59 PM
The new baby G's still not here
I Guess Jems Got Time for more beer
With the World Cup just starting,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: Jim Takacs on June 07, 2010, 09:39:40 PM
Quote from: "L33VEY"
The new baby G's still not here
I Guess Jems Got Time for more beer
With the World Cup just starting,


The new baby G's still not here
I Guess Jems Got Time for more beer
With the World Cup just starting,
And The Baby Departing,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: E.S. on June 07, 2010, 10:21:37 PM
Quote from: "Jim Takacs"
The new baby G's still not here
I Guess Jems Got Time for more beer
With the World Cup just starting,
And The Baby Departing,

The new baby G's still not here
I Guess Jems Got Time for more beer
With the World Cup just starting,
And The Baby Departing,
Jem can do nothing but cheer


One time I was listening to Frost*
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: davejd on June 08, 2010, 11:27:26 AM
One time I was listening to Frost*
And knew I was no longer lost
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: catherine on June 08, 2010, 11:32:31 AM
One time I was listening to Frost*
And knew I was no longer lost
For that Black Light Machine
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: RacingHippo on June 08, 2010, 12:43:56 PM
One time I was listening to Frost*
And knew I was no longer lost
For that Black Light Machine
Took me places unseen
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: catherine on June 08, 2010, 01:12:47 PM
One time I was listening to Frost*
And knew I was no longer lost
For that Black Light Machine
Took me places unseen
And now I'm left, counting the cost.

Nellie Goggins will be busy on Thursday,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: davejd on June 08, 2010, 01:20:24 PM
Nellie Goggins will be busy on Thursday,
With much dedication she'll display,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: RacingHippo on June 08, 2010, 02:49:52 PM
Nellie Goggins will be busy on Thursday,
With much dedication she'll display
Her talents to all
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: Trapezium Artist on June 08, 2010, 09:02:36 PM
Nellie Goggins will be busy on Thursday,
With much dedication she'll display
Her talents to all
We'll be in her thrall
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: Nellie on June 08, 2010, 10:18:18 PM
Nellie Goggins will be busy on Thursday,
With much dedication she'll display
Her talents to all
We'll be in her thrall
And see dust as she scarpers away!  ;)

I wonder who'll get their disc first
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: rogerg on June 08, 2010, 10:34:10 PM
I wonder who'll get their disc first
I'm guessing my bubble's already burst!
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: Trapezium Artist on June 08, 2010, 11:22:58 PM
I wonder who'll get their disc first?
I'm guessing my bubble's already burst!
I'll happily wait,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: davejd on June 09, 2010, 02:05:43 PM
I wonder who'll get their disc first?
I'm guessing my bubble's already burst!
I'll happily wait,
Don't care if it's late,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: Pedro on June 09, 2010, 08:17:58 PM
I wonder who'll get their disc first?
I'm guessing my bubble's already burst!
I'll happily wait,
Don't care if it's late,
Let's hope that the discs aren't desrever
 
The World Cup has nearly begun
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: L33VEY on June 09, 2010, 09:14:25 PM
The World Cup has nearly begun
South Africa shouldn't be short of sun
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: catherine on June 09, 2010, 10:42:22 PM
The World Cup has nearly begun
South Africa shouldn't be short of sun
But football's so boring
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: Pedro on June 09, 2010, 10:55:42 PM
The World Cup has nearly begun
South Africa shouldn't be short of sun
But football's so boring
Unless TechnoBott's scoring?
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: Trapezium Artist on June 11, 2010, 04:52:41 PM
The World Cup has nearly begun
South Africa shouldn't be short of sun
But football's so boring
Unless TechnoBott's scoring?
And robots the final have won.


Jem's household has yet again grown,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: wickedwitch on June 11, 2010, 04:56:24 PM
Jem's household has yet again grown,
the cause of it isn't yet known
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: L33VEY on June 11, 2010, 06:23:57 PM
Jem's household has yet again grown,
the cause of it isn't yet known
This time it's a girl
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: wickedwitch on June 12, 2010, 11:42:59 PM
Jem's household has yet again grown,
the cause of it isn't yet known
This time it's a girl
let the pink flags unfurl
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: Trapezium Artist on June 13, 2010, 09:52:28 AM
Jem's household has yet again grown,
the cause of it isn't yet known
This time it's a girl
let the pink flags unfurl
Say bye-bye to the stork that has flown.


We're off to look at some kittens,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: RacingHippo on June 13, 2010, 11:01:18 AM
We're off to look at some kittens,
We'll be wearing our warm woolen mittens
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: Pedro on June 13, 2010, 11:58:50 AM
We're off to look at some kittens,
We'll be wearing our warm woolen mittens
Are these kitties Atomic?
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: catherine on June 13, 2010, 04:59:48 PM
We're off to look at some kittens,
We'll be wearing our warm woolen mittens
Are these kitties Atomic?
Or merely bionic?
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: Mouse on June 13, 2010, 07:04:39 PM
We're off to look at some kittens,
We'll be wearing our warm woolen mittens
Are these kitties Atomic?
Or merely bionic?
And will there be hell to pay if you're bitten?

Today, on this Sunday afternoon
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: Trapezium Artist on June 13, 2010, 07:08:03 PM
We're off to look at some kittens,
We'll be wearing our warm woolen mittens
Are these kitties Atomic?
Or merely bionic?
No, Bengals, which grow to be big 'uns.


The grass in my garden needs cutting,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: Pedro on June 13, 2010, 07:09:53 PM
Today, on this Sunday afternoon
Young Mouse set out to craft a tune
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: RacingHippo on June 13, 2010, 10:56:05 PM
Uh-oh. A staggered bifurcation. I'll excercise caution here else we'll end up in knipp.

The grass in my garden needs cutting,
It's so long that there's stags in it, rutting.

BTW TA: Bengals are GORGEOUS cats. Did you get one?


Today, on this Sunday afternoon
Young Mouse set out to craft a tune
He fiddled with flutes
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: catherine on June 13, 2010, 10:57:55 PM
The grass in my garden needs cutting,
It's so long that there's stags in it, rutting.
The ruts are so deep,



Today, on this Sunday afternoon
Young Mouse set out to craft a tune
He fiddled with flutes
Spoons, bassoons, and lutes,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: Pedro on June 13, 2010, 11:44:09 PM
The grass in my garden needs cutting,
It's so long that there's stags in it, rutting.
The ruts are so deep,
They'd scare broad-minded sheep



Today, on this Sunday afternoon
Young Mouse set out to craft a tune
He fiddled with flutes
Spoons, bassoons, and lutes,
and we're hoping part  2 will be soon

(defered to next completor)
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: Trapezium Artist on June 14, 2010, 10:50:32 AM
The grass in my garden needs cutting,
It's so long that there's stags in it, rutting.
The ruts are so deep,
They'd scare broad-minded sheep
With their philosophical humming and tutting.



Today, on this Sunday afternoon
Young Mouse set out to craft a tune
He fiddled with flutes
Spoons, bassoons, and lutes,
and we're hoping part  2 will be soon.



For a moment, we had double trouble,





[RH: After lots of emails, driving around Holland, and some high tension as we waited with bated breath to see if our offer of a friendly family home would trump that of a breeder in a foreign land ... we have two! (or at least will do when they're 13 weeks old at the end of August). Two boys, left and right in the picture below: their sister in the middle is staying at the cattery. Very cool ...  :D Now all we have to do is find some appropriate names ... ]

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Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: RacingHippo on June 14, 2010, 01:20:18 PM
For a moment, we had double trouble,
It's OK - you'll have kittens to cuddle


I am jealous. I've always loved Bengals.
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: Mouse on June 14, 2010, 04:18:17 PM
For a moment, we had double trouble,
It's OK - you'll have kittens to cuddle
They're fluffy and light
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: Pedro on June 14, 2010, 07:33:53 PM
For a moment, we had double trouble,
It's OK - you'll have kittens to cuddle
They're fluffy and light
Won't ruin appetite?
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: Trapezium Artist on June 14, 2010, 10:13:31 PM
For a moment, we had double trouble,
It's OK - you'll have kittens to cuddle
They're fluffy and light
Won't ruin appetite?
But they grow quick and soon will have stubble.


Is Nellie still buried alive?
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: Nellie on June 15, 2010, 12:21:01 PM
Is Nellie still buried alive?
Still here, I will always survive!
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: Pedro on June 15, 2010, 12:25:43 PM
Is Nellie still buried alive?
Still here, I will always survive!
Were you petrified first?
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: davejd on June 15, 2010, 12:30:03 PM
Is Nellie still buried alive?
Still here, I will always survive!
Come wind ,rain or shine,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: Pedro on June 15, 2010, 12:35:51 PM
Uh-oh, splittage...
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: davejd on June 15, 2010, 12:38:33 PM
Quote from: "Pedro"
Uh-oh, splittage...
Great minds...........
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: Pedro on June 15, 2010, 12:42:15 PM
I progress yours if you'll progress mine!  :)
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: rogerg on June 15, 2010, 12:43:42 PM
Quote from: "Pedro"
I progress yours if you'll progress mine!  :)

yes, please do, boys.
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: Pedro on June 15, 2010, 12:45:45 PM
Is Nellie still buried alive?
Still here, I will always survive!
Come wind ,rain or shine,
Even leaves on the line
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: davejd on June 15, 2010, 01:00:41 PM
Is Nellie still buried alive?
Still here, I will always survive!
 Were you petrified first?
 Even though you're well versed,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: Pedro on June 15, 2010, 01:21:40 PM
(pulling the two together)

Is Nellie still buried alive?
Still here, I will always survive!
Come wind ,rain or shine,
Even leaves on the line

Is Nellie still buried alive?
Still here, I will always survive!
Were you petrified first?
Even though you're well versed,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: L33VEY on June 15, 2010, 09:24:10 PM
Is Nellie still buried alive?
Still here, I will always survive!
Come wind ,rain or shine,
Even leaves on the line
Her energy continues to thrive

Is Nellie still buried alive?
Still here, I will always survive!
Were you petrified first?
Even though you're well versed,
Your energy continues to thrive


Nellie must be nearing the end
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: Trapezium Artist on June 15, 2010, 10:27:55 PM
Nellie must be nearing the end
of her tether, driven round the bend,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: catherine on June 15, 2010, 10:53:51 PM
Nellie must be nearing the end
of her tether, driven round the bend,
By those t-shirts and parcels
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: rogerg on June 16, 2010, 01:45:10 AM
Nellie must be nearing the end
of her tether, driven round the bend,
By those t-shirts and parcels
such focus she marshals,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: davejd on June 16, 2010, 12:46:23 PM
Nellie must be nearing the end
of her tether,driven round the bend,
By those t-shirts and parcels
such focus she marshals,
Now her headache will be on the mend!

Now, the queen of the merch is our Nellie,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: rogerg on June 16, 2010, 12:52:15 PM
Now, the queen of the merch is our Nellie,
one doesn't even need watch the telly
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: Pedro on June 16, 2010, 01:50:42 PM
Now, the queen of the merch is our Nellie,
one doesn't even need watch the telly
Our every need
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: gr8gonzo on June 16, 2010, 01:56:51 PM
Now, the queen of the merch is our Nellie,
one doesn't even need watch the telly
Our every need
Met with speed
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: RacingHippo on June 16, 2010, 02:04:11 PM
Now, the queen of the merch is our Nellie,
one doesn't even need watch the telly
Our every need
Met with speed
And great t-shirts to cover one's belly.

Psst! She's noticed we're writing about her (http://http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000414145448)
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: Brom on June 16, 2010, 08:48:21 PM
She's noticed we're writing about her
passing notes round from under the counter
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: Pedro on June 16, 2010, 10:07:40 PM
She's noticed we're writing about her
passing notes round from under the counter
Hope we're not caught
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: Trapezium Artist on June 16, 2010, 10:32:50 PM
She's noticed we're writing about her
passing notes round from under the counter
Hope we're not caught
Or else we'll be taught
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: catherine on June 16, 2010, 11:08:06 PM
She's noticed we're writing about her
passing notes round from under the counter
Hope we're not caught
Or else we'll be taught
The value of a brief encounter

Young Mouse is a versatile rodent,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: davejd on June 17, 2010, 12:03:51 PM
Young Mouse is a versatile rodent,
With the brewing of potions quite potent,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: rogerg on June 17, 2010, 01:28:34 PM
Young Mouse is a versatile rodent,
With the brewing of potions quite potent,
nay, drinking of potions!
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: Trapezium Artist on June 17, 2010, 01:58:33 PM
Young Mouse is a versatile rodent,
With the brewing of potions quite potent,
nay, drinking of potions!
Is what gives him notions,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: Trapezium Artist on June 19, 2010, 11:00:30 PM
Young Mouse is a versatile rodent,
With the brewing of potions quite potent,
nay, drinking of potions!
Is what gives him notions,
That his I has exceeded its Q(uotient).


To Frisco we fly in the morning,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: Pedro on June 19, 2010, 11:14:13 PM
To Frisco we fly in the morning,
To escape a "don't follow self" warning? ;)
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: Trapezium Artist on June 20, 2010, 07:36:28 AM
To Frisco we fly in the morning,
To escape a "don't follow self" warning? ;)
I know I was bad,




[... but it makes me nervous when the immortal limericks thread falls off the front page of active topics, so I indulged myself before going semi-offline for a few weeks: mea culpa  ;) ]
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: Mouse on June 20, 2010, 01:29:19 PM
To Frisco we fly in the morning,
To escape a "don't follow self" warning? ;)
I know I was bad,
Trapezium Artist, you cad!
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: Mouse on June 20, 2010, 01:30:22 PM
#320
To Frisco we fly in the morning,
To escape a "don't follow self" warning? ;)
I know I was bad,
Trapezium Artist, you cad!
Now we'll all be self-following in the morning  :P
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: rogerg on June 21, 2010, 05:20:22 PM
er, Mouse, you owe us a start line?   ;)
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: Pedro on June 21, 2010, 06:42:57 PM
er, Mouse, you owe us a start line?
It's ok because yours will do fine
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: L33VEY on June 21, 2010, 07:17:36 PM
er, Mouse, you owe us a start line?
It's ok because yours will do fine
Poor Mouse is so busy
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: Darryl on June 21, 2010, 08:01:02 PM
er, Mouse, you owe us a start line?
It's ok because yours will do fine
Poor Mouse is so busy,
His head in a tizzy,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: NickyV on July 12, 2010, 02:03:25 PM
er, Mouse, you owe us a start line?
It's ok because yours will do fine
Poor Mouse is so busy,
His head in a tizzy,
But still it's better than mine.

New one:
The Frost*Reports posted on YouTube
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: rogerg on July 12, 2010, 02:58:12 PM
The Frost*Reports posted on YouTube
(welcome, Nicky! you're a crumb not a new noob!)

ah, go ahead and use gonzo's!!    8-)

nooo!  gonz, yours was great!
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: Pedro on July 12, 2010, 08:34:42 PM
huh?
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: Trapezium Artist on July 12, 2010, 08:39:43 PM
The Frost*Reports posted on YouTube
(welcome, Nicky! you're a crumb not a new noob!)
Our Pedro's confused,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: NickyV on July 12, 2010, 08:53:15 PM
The Frost*Reports posted on YouTube
(welcome, Nicky! you're a crumb not a new noob!)
Our Pedro's confused,
His brains may be bruised,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: gr8gonzo on July 12, 2010, 09:10:13 PM
The Frost*Reports posted on YouTube
(welcome, Nicky! you're a crumb not a new noob!)
Our Pedro's confused,
His brains may be bruised,
But he "prolly" just misses The Cube.
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: Pedro on July 12, 2010, 09:30:59 PM
:)
Will Gonzo repost his first line?
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: L33VEY on July 12, 2010, 09:36:38 PM
Will Gonzo repost his first line?
Or will Pedro's suit us just fine?
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: gr8gonzo on July 12, 2010, 09:53:50 PM
Will Gonzo repost his first line?
Or will Pedro's suit us just fine?
Gonzo, distracted
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: Pedro on July 12, 2010, 09:57:24 PM
Will Gonzo repost his first line?
Or will Pedro's suit us just fine?
Gonzo, distracted
His first line retracted
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: rogerg on July 12, 2010, 10:38:57 PM
Will Gonzo repost his first line?
Or will Pedro's suit us just fine?
Gonzo, distracted
His first line retracted
'twas line two which had gonzo shine!


there once was a man from Vermont
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: Trapezium Artist on July 12, 2010, 11:07:35 PM
There once was a man from Vermont,
So rich there was nothing to want,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: rogerg on July 12, 2010, 11:42:51 PM
There once was a man from Vermont,
So rich there was nothing to want,
haha ha, haha ha, ha heh
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: Trapezium Artist on July 12, 2010, 11:47:04 PM
There once was a man from Vermont,
So rich there was nothing to want,
haha ha, haha ha, ha heh
He was happy to share,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: Pedro on July 13, 2010, 12:58:41 PM
There once was a man from Vermont,
So rich there was nothing to want,
haha ha, haha ha, ha heh
He was happy to share,
and repeat in diminishing fon t

So Jem could be seen on Top Gear,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: NickyV on July 13, 2010, 01:04:45 PM
So Jem could be seen on Top Gear,
He didn't compete out of fear,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: D S on July 13, 2010, 01:24:41 PM
So Jem could be seen on Top Gear,
He didn't compete out of fear,
It was girls to the front,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: davejd on July 13, 2010, 01:50:44 PM
So Jem could be seen on Top Gear,
He didn't compete out of fear,
It was girls at the front,
And to be perfectly blunt,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: NickyV on July 13, 2010, 02:12:59 PM
So Jem could be seen on Top Gear,
He didn't compete out of fear,
It was girls at the front,
And to be perfectly blunt,
They looked better than him in the rear.

There once were a bunch of Frost*ies,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: gr8gonzo on July 13, 2010, 02:40:26 PM
There once were a bunch of Frost*ies,
Who dined on biscuits and class teas
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: gav on July 13, 2010, 02:48:11 PM
There once were a bunch of Frost*ies,
Who dined on biscuits and class teas
There's a bug in my screen!
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: rogerg on July 13, 2010, 03:57:52 PM
There once were a bunch of Frost*ies,
Who dined on biscuits and class teas
There's a bug in my screen!
oh no! that's obscene!
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: gr8gonzo on July 13, 2010, 04:48:05 PM
There once were a bunch of Frost*ies,
Who dined on biscuits and class teas
There's a bug in my screen!
oh no! that's obscene!
"Tunnocks?" said bug, "Who tossed these?"

Nineteen hundred and seventy-six
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: catherine on July 13, 2010, 05:09:48 PM
Nineteen hundred and seventy-six
Was a fine year, opined a Rogue Twix
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: Pedro on July 13, 2010, 08:02:42 PM
Nineteen hundred and seventy-six
Was a fine year, opined a Rogue Twix
Having only one finger
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: RacingHippo on July 13, 2010, 11:59:06 PM
Nineteen hundred and seventy-six
Was a fine year, opined a Rogue Twix
Having only one finger
He did not stop to linger
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: catherine on July 14, 2010, 01:20:56 PM
Nineteen hundred and seventy-six
Was a fine year, opined a Rogue Twix
Having only one finger
He did not stop to linger
But said "I just do this for kicks".

There once was a young Jammie Dodger,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: johninblack on July 14, 2010, 02:38:50 PM
There once was a young Jammie Dodger,
Jem's board tec' but was a bodger,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: L33VEY on July 14, 2010, 05:46:19 PM
There once was a young Jammie Dodger,
Jem's board tec' but was a bodger,
At the last gig Frost* did,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: NickyV on July 14, 2010, 11:03:43 PM
There once was a young Jammie Dodger,
Jem's board tec' but was a bodger,
At the last gig Frost* did,
He messed up a bit,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: gr8gonzo on July 14, 2010, 11:55:05 PM
There once was a young Jammie Dodger,
Jem's board tec' but was a bodger,
At the last gig Frost* did,
He messed up a bit,
And blamed it all on Roger!

The man with the 2.4
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: Mouse on July 14, 2010, 11:58:52 PM
The man with the 2.4
Walked into his bedroom door
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: rogerg on July 15, 2010, 12:19:52 AM
The man with the 2.4
Walked into his bedroom door
ouch! damn, that hurts!
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: NickyV on July 15, 2010, 08:46:02 AM
The man with the 2.4
Walked into his bedroom door
ouch! damn, that hurts!
Now there's a police search
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: RacingHippo on July 17, 2010, 12:46:43 PM
The man with the 2.4
Walked into his bedroom door
ouch! damn, that hurts!
Now there's a police search
For the notes that he dropped on the floor.


The Common Man can't have his Fanfare
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: D S on July 17, 2010, 02:59:01 PM
The Common Man can't have his Fanfare
The lawyers have been most unfair
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: Brom on July 17, 2010, 03:16:20 PM
The Common Man can't have his Fanfare
The lawyers have been most unfair
How evil karn one get
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: Pedro on July 17, 2010, 04:34:42 PM
The Common Man can't have his Fanfare
The lawyers have been most unfair
How evil karn one get
C'est la vie, je regrette
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: johninblack on July 18, 2010, 10:07:07 AM
The Common Man can't have his Fanfare
The lawyers have been most unfair
How evil karn one get
C'est la vie, je regrette
Guess we'll just have to settle for Beer.




Should I dress up in WW2 gear,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: L33VEY on July 18, 2010, 10:10:33 AM
Should I dress up in WW2 gear,
I will look a little odd I fear,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: Pedro on July 18, 2010, 10:30:43 AM
Should I dress up in WW2 gear,
I will look a little odd I fear,
Fearing odd-ness....with prog!?
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: Trapezium Artist on July 18, 2010, 02:02:33 PM
Should I dress up in WW2 gear,
I will look a little odd I fear,
Fearing odd-ness....with prog!?
We all are agog,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: catherine on July 18, 2010, 07:22:46 PM
Should I dress up in WW2 gear,
I will look a little odd I fear,
Fearing odd-ness....with prog!?
We all are agog,
Are you wearing suspenders, my dear?
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: gav on July 18, 2010, 07:46:37 PM
A start line is urgently needed!

(you could use that one, I suppose) ;)
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: gr8gonzo on July 18, 2010, 07:51:29 PM
A start line is urgently needed!
In catherine's absence, gav pleaded
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: L33VEY on July 18, 2010, 08:14:12 PM
A start line is urgently needed!
In catherine's absence, gav pleaded
This limerick's in trouble
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: Pedro on July 18, 2010, 08:50:05 PM
A start line is urgently needed!
In catherine's absence, gav pleaded
This limerick's in trouble
....and now it won't rhyme,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: Mouse on July 18, 2010, 10:50:46 PM
A start line is urgently needed!
In catherine's absence, gav pleaded
This limerick's in trouble
....and now it won't rhyme,
Damn it Pedro, you've broken another one!

 :)

It's Blundell's birthday bash today
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: RacingHippo on July 18, 2010, 10:52:16 PM
A start line is urgently needed!
In catherine's absence, gav pleaded
This limerick's in trouble
....and now it won't rhyme,
But at least its metre remains true and unimpeded.


Let's try this again, dear chaps
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: Mouse on July 18, 2010, 10:53:45 PM
Let's try this again, dear chaps
RacingHippo! Our limericks overlap!
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: RacingHippo on July 18, 2010, 10:56:28 PM
It's Blundell's birthday bash today
Here's hoping he's had a nice day

Let's try this again, dear chaps
RacingHippo! Our limericks overlap!
Oh bugger. You're right.
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: Pedro on July 18, 2010, 10:57:42 PM
It's Blundell's birthday bash today
Here's hoping he's had a nice day
With jelly and cake

Let's try this again, dear chaps
RacingHippo! Our limericks overlap!
Oh bugger. You're right.
A small oversight
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: Trapezium Artist on July 19, 2010, 11:19:07 AM
It's Blundell's birthday bash today,
Here's hoping he's had a nice day,
With jelly and cake,
A soupcon of hake,

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
FINISH THIS ONE ONLY!

Let's try this again, dear chaps
RacingHippo! Our limericks overlap!
Oh bugger. You're right.
A small oversight,
No need to have one of your flaps  ;)
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: Pedro on July 19, 2010, 12:22:14 PM
It's Blundell's birthday bash today,
Here's hoping he's had a nice day,
With jelly and cake,
A soupcon of hake,
Soupcon? Make croutons right away!


So this "Losers" remix isn't Kino,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: gr8gonzo on July 19, 2010, 01:13:17 PM
So this "Losers" remix isn't Kino,
With no brass intro by Beano,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: catherine on July 19, 2010, 01:32:48 PM
So this "Losers" remix isn't Kino,
With no brass intro by Beano,
No harps, no bassoons,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: RacingHippo on July 19, 2010, 01:41:10 PM
So this "Losers" remix isn't Kino,
With no brass intro by Beano,
No harps, no bassoons,
Or howling baboons
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: catherine on July 19, 2010, 02:14:28 PM
So this "Losers" remix isn't Kino,
With no brass intro by Beano,
No harps, no bassoons,
Or howling baboons
Just dark sounds from the Black Light Machine-o.

Now, do scorpions like being prodded?
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: Trapezium Artist on July 19, 2010, 02:41:42 PM
Now, do scorpions like being prodded?
Or from above upon being trodded?
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: catherine on July 19, 2010, 02:43:14 PM
Now, do scorpions like being prodded?
Or from above upon being trodded?
In boots or bare feet?
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: Trapezium Artist on July 19, 2010, 03:23:10 PM
Now, do scorpions like being prodded?
Or from above upon being trodded?
In boots or bare feet?
I find slingbacks quite sweet,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: gr8gonzo on July 19, 2010, 03:37:26 PM
Now, do scorpions like being prodded?
Or from above upon being trodded?
In boots or bare feet?
I find slingbacks quite sweet,
Said the pink one, who winked and nodded.

There once was a bloke named Blunders
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: Trapezium Artist on July 19, 2010, 04:10:12 PM
There once was a bloke named Blunders,
Whose drumbeats were manifold thunders,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: davejd on July 19, 2010, 04:18:30 PM
There once was a bloke named Blunders,
Whose drumbeats were manifold thunders,
With flashes of lightening,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: catherine on July 19, 2010, 07:17:47 PM
There once was a bloke named Blunders,
Whose drumbeats were manifold thunders,
With flashes of lightening,
They were really quite frightening,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: Trapezium Artist on July 19, 2010, 09:09:01 PM
There once was a bloke named Blunders,
Whose drumbeats were manifold thunders,
With flashes of lightening,
They were really quite frightening,
Inducing a bout of the chunders.


I'm practising procrastination,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: Mouse on July 19, 2010, 09:13:42 PM
I'm practising procrastination,
It's a sensation that's sweeping the nation
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: L33VEY on July 19, 2010, 09:39:42 PM
I'm practising procrastination,
It's a sensation that's sweeping the nation
Can't make up my mind
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: Pedro on July 19, 2010, 09:46:42 PM
I'm practising procrastination,
It's a sensation that's sweeping the nation
Can't make up my mind
Or get off my behind
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: Trapezium Artist on July 19, 2010, 11:25:59 PM
I'm practising procrastination,
It's a sensation that's sweeping the nation
Can't make up my mind
Or get off my behind
My brain train's still stuck in the station.


Hours later and I've done some hard work,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: Pedro on July 19, 2010, 11:33:38 PM
Hours later and I've done some hard work,
I've invented a new way to shirk,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: rogerg on July 20, 2010, 01:11:51 AM
Hours later and I've done some hard work,
I've invented a new way to shirk,
hip hoppity hoo
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: Mouse on July 20, 2010, 01:25:26 AM
Hours later and I've done some hard work,
I've invented a new way to shirk,
hip hoppity hoo
And the same to you, too!
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: catherine on July 20, 2010, 09:32:05 AM
#340
Hours later and I've done some hard work,
I've invented a new way to shirk,
hip hoppity hoo
And the same to you, too!
But it does make me look a right berk.

So, a t-shirt, designed for the forum?
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: L33VEY on July 20, 2010, 02:05:08 PM
So, a t-shirt, designed for the forum?
Yes, just as long as we reach a quorum
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: gr8gonzo on July 20, 2010, 02:11:02 PM
So, a t-shirt, designed for the forum?
Yes, just as long as we reach a quorum
With one sleeve long, the other short
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: Pedro on July 20, 2010, 09:33:06 PM
So, a t-shirt, designed for the forum?
Yes, just as long as we reach a quorum
With one sleeve long, the other short
This limerick's of a different sort
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: rogerg on July 20, 2010, 10:54:36 PM
So, a t-shirt, designed for the forum?
Yes, just as long as we reach a quorum
With one sleeve long, the other short
This limerick's of a different sort
we'd never use a rhythm to bore 'em!


ooh zabba dee bing-ity bang
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: Pedro on July 20, 2010, 11:40:27 PM
"ooh zabba dee bing-ity bang"
so the careless electrician sang
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: catherine on July 20, 2010, 11:59:51 PM
"ooh zabba dee bing-ity bang"
so the careless electrician sang
as he pulled out a fuse
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: Pedro on July 21, 2010, 12:46:10 AM
"ooh zabba dee bing-ity bang"
so the careless electrician sang
as he pulled out a fuse
and extinguished his shoes
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: Mouse on July 21, 2010, 05:16:43 PM
"ooh zabba dee bing-ity bang"
so the careless electrician sang
as he pulled out a fuse
and extinguished his shoes
And was apprehended by the Trading Standards gang.

One day, down in West Sussex
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: L33VEY on July 21, 2010, 08:57:42 PM
One day, down in West Sussex
A boy met a young girl from Essex



(it's not looking promising is it?)
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: Pedro on July 21, 2010, 09:07:14 PM
One day, down in West Sussex
A boy met a young girl from Essex
"What ho!" the boy said,


(it's not looking promising is it?)
I know but let's give it a visit
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: rogerg on July 21, 2010, 11:57:04 PM
One day, down in West Sussex
A boy met a young girl from Essex
"What ho!" the boy said,
"I'm much better than dead!"
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: Mouse on July 22, 2010, 12:09:46 AM
(it's not looking promising is it?)
I know but let's give it a visit
It could turn out well
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: Trapezium Artist on July 22, 2010, 08:47:30 PM
One day, down in West Sussex
A boy met a young girl from Essex
"What ho!" the boy said,
"I'm much better than dead!"
"Oh, shame", said the girl, "I like weird sex".

(it's not looking promising is it?)
I know but let's give it a visit
It could turn out well
Good grief, what's that smell?
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: L33VEY on July 23, 2010, 08:28:08 AM
(it's not looking promising is it?)
I know but let's give it a visit
It could turn out well
Good grief, what's that smell?
It's Nellie, cooking Frost* biscuit!


The Frost*ies are off to High Voltage
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: Trapezium Artist on July 23, 2010, 03:31:03 PM
The Frost*ies are off to High Voltage,
I envy this musical privilege,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: RacingHippo on July 23, 2010, 05:41:33 PM
The Frost*ies are off to High Voltage,
I envy this musical privilege,
To see Touchstone with Hen
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: Trapezium Artist on July 26, 2010, 10:15:08 AM
The Frost*ies are off to High Voltage,
I envy this musical privilege,
To see Touchstone with Hen,
So, how was it then?
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: L33VEY on July 27, 2010, 09:06:41 PM
The Frost*ies are off to High Voltage,
I envy this musical privilege,
To see Touchstone with Hen,
So, how was it then?
It was great, at least on the Prog Stage




So Jem is to Play with the Satch
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: gav on July 27, 2010, 10:34:10 PM
So Jem is to Play with the Satch,
Yay! What a brilliant catch!
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: gr8gonzo on July 27, 2010, 11:41:40 PM
So Jem is to Play with the Satch,
Yay! What a brilliant catch!
I do hope they'll duel
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: catherine on July 28, 2010, 12:20:32 AM
So Jem is to Play with the Satch,
Yay! What a brilliant catch!
I do hope they'll duel
That would be so coo-el
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: gr8gonzo on July 28, 2010, 01:24:43 AM
So Jem is to Play with the Satch,
Yay! What a brilliant catch!
I do hope they'll duel
That would be so coo-el
With Jem winning easily, natch.


Gimme an F, gimme an R, gimme an O
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: Trapezium Artist on July 28, 2010, 08:31:37 AM
Gimme an F, gimme an R, gimme an O
Where you've pointed this thing, I won't go,  ;)
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: RacingHippo on July 28, 2010, 08:43:33 AM
Gimme an F, gimme an R, gimme an O
Where you've pointed this thing, I won't go,  ;)
Aww, TA - you're no fun!
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: catherine on July 28, 2010, 10:37:53 AM
Gimme an F, gimme an R, gimme an O
Where you've pointed this thing, I won't go,  
Aww, TA - you're no fun!
Quick - Jem's coming - RUN!
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: Trapezium Artist on July 28, 2010, 11:19:19 AM
Gimme an F, gimme an R, gimme an O
Where you've pointed this thing, I won't go,  
Aww, TA - you're no fun!
Quick - Jem's coming - RUN!
Oh crap; we have no S T to show!

I've just heard The Enid's Space Surfing,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: rogerg on July 28, 2010, 02:22:13 PM
I've just heard The Enid's Space Surfing,
I haven't but I've seen lovely purfling.



(and cheers on the last limerick, that was brilliant work, all!)
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: Trapezium Artist on July 28, 2010, 02:53:27 PM
I've just heard The Enid's Space Surfing,
I haven't but I've seen lovely purfling.
Wow, a new word to me,


rogerg: (and cheers on the last limerick, that was brilliant work, all!)
Oh, we are good, aren't we?  8-)
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: gr8gonzo on July 28, 2010, 03:22:17 PM
I've just heard The Enid's Space Surfing,
I haven't but I've seen lovely purfling.
Wow, a new word to me,
So vocabularyly


rogerg: (and cheers on the last limerick, that was brilliant work, all!)
Oh, we are good, aren't we?
I had hoped someone would misspell it or make a different word entirely, but that worked quite well  :D
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: catherine on July 28, 2010, 07:20:12 PM
I've just heard The Enid's Space Surfing,
I haven't but I've seen lovely purfling.
Wow, a new word to me,
So vocabularyly
I pronounced it and then I was burping.

Jem's getting a big blue delivery,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: Pedro on July 28, 2010, 07:40:01 PM
Jem's getting a big blue delivery,
It's nothing to do with midwifery,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: L33VEY on July 28, 2010, 08:18:21 PM
Jem's getting a big blue delivery,
It's nothing to do with midwifery,
Or brown paper bags
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: catherine on July 28, 2010, 08:25:36 PM
Jem's getting a big blue delivery,
It's nothing to do with midwifery,
Or brown paper bags
Or biscuits, or Jags,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: Trapezium Artist on July 29, 2010, 05:42:51 PM
Jem's getting a big blue delivery,
It's nothing to do with midwifery,
Or brown paper bags
Or biscuits, or Jags,
Is it Prescott in fresh Tory livery?

Did you know that there's no rhyme for wolf?
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: RobRideout on July 29, 2010, 06:23:01 PM
Did you know that there's no rhyme for wolf?
Or fish in the mexican gulf...
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: Pedro on July 29, 2010, 06:46:49 PM
Did you know that there's no rhyme for wolf?
Or fish in the mexican gulf...
Is that close enoulf?
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: rogerg on July 29, 2010, 07:40:03 PM
Did you know that there's no rhyme for wolf?
Or fish in the mexican gulf...
Is that close enoulf?
ask 'Mazing Wilf!
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: Trapezium Artist on July 29, 2010, 08:36:02 PM
#350
Did you know that there's no rhyme for wolf?
Or fish in the mexican gulf...
Is that close enoulf?
ask 'Mazing Wilf!
These rhymes are as a real as a sylph.

Wow, that was hard work for a while,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: catherine on July 29, 2010, 08:42:24 PM
Wow, that was hard work for a while,
But at last, I can sit back and smile,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: Trapezium Artist on July 29, 2010, 08:44:55 PM
Wow, that was hard work for a while,
But at last, I can sit back and smile,
Oh you lazy old thing,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: Brom on July 29, 2010, 09:58:27 PM
Wow, that was hard work for a while,
But at last, I can sit back and smile,
Oh you lazy old thing,
Said a voice from within,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: catherine on July 31, 2010, 12:01:43 AM
Wow, that was hard work for a while,
But at last, I can sit back and smile,
Oh you lazy old thing,
Said a voice from within,
What?? I've EATEN TA? Oh, how vile!

The Defence of The Realm is now planned,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: Pedro on July 31, 2010, 12:04:01 AM
The Defence of The Realm is now planned,
With look-outs both womaned and manned,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: Mouse on July 31, 2010, 12:30:38 AM
The Defence of The Realm is now planned,
With look-outs both womaned and manned,
With Frost*ies at arms
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: RacingHippo on July 31, 2010, 07:56:34 AM
The Defence of The Realm is now planned,
With look-outs both womaned and manned,
With Frost*ies at arms
And Trewavas's charms
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: Paul on July 31, 2010, 01:10:01 PM
The Defence of The Realm is now planned
With look-outs both womaned and manned
With Frost*ies at arms
And Trewavas's charms
It's prog rock's own home guard house band!


When Frost*ies have got some free time
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: Pedro on July 31, 2010, 01:14:34 PM
When Frost*ies have got some free time
They sometimes devote it to rhyme
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: catherine on July 31, 2010, 04:27:53 PM
When Frost*ies have got some free time
They sometimes devote it to rhyme
They're often inspired
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: rogerg on July 31, 2010, 04:40:49 PM
When Frost*ies have got some free time
They sometimes devote it to rhyme
They're often inspired
seem-ingly ne'er tired!
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: RobRideout on August 01, 2010, 02:40:59 AM
When Frost*ies have got some free time
They sometimes devote it to rhyme
They're often inspired
seem-ingly ne'er tired!
And when we get lost, we just mime!

I couldn't find 'Prog' mag today :(
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: Pedro on August 01, 2010, 07:44:57 AM
I couldn't find 'Prog' mag today :(
Whereabouts Rob? Your profile dunt say,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: Paul on August 01, 2010, 10:19:53 AM
I couldn't find 'Prog' mag today :(
Whereabouts Rob? Your profile dunt say,
Try searching the net
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: Pedro on August 01, 2010, 10:31:50 AM
I couldn't find 'Prog' mag today :(
Whereabouts Rob? Your profile dunt say,
Try searching the net
Or subscribe (reduced debt)
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: rogerg on August 01, 2010, 11:07:51 AM
I couldn't find 'Prog' mag today  
Whereabouts Rob? Your profile dunt say,
Try searching the net
Or subscribe (reduced debt)
a bargain! a deal! what hoo-ray!


we're hoping to buy a new house
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: Mouse on August 01, 2010, 03:57:19 PM
we're hoping to buy a new house
"Whereabouts are you looking?" says Mouse
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: gav on August 01, 2010, 06:43:52 PM
we're hoping to buy a new house
"Whereabouts are you looking?" says Mouse
will it be on the moon?
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: rogerg on August 01, 2010, 08:34:57 PM
we're hoping to buy a new house
"Whereabouts are you looking?" says Mouse
will it be on the moon?
to tell? it's too soon!
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: gav on August 01, 2010, 10:22:36 PM
we're hoping to buy a new house
"Whereabouts are you looking?" says Mouse
will it be on the moon?
to tell? it's too soon!
will you be moving in there with your spouse?

 ;)

Go on, answer the question, Rog!
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: Pedro on August 01, 2010, 10:27:41 PM
Go on, answer the question, Rog!
It wouldn't be like him to dodge,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: catherine on August 01, 2010, 11:25:08 PM
Go on, answer the question, Rog!
It wouldn't be like him to dodge,
You suggesting he's shifty?
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: gr8gonzo on August 01, 2010, 11:42:05 PM
Go on, answer the question, Rog!
It wouldn't be like him to dodge,
You suggesting he's shifty?
Informationally thrifty?
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: rogerg on August 02, 2010, 12:38:42 AM
Go on, answer the question, Rog!
It wouldn't be like him to dodge,
You suggesting he's shifty?
Informationally thrifty?
Yes! with my spouse I will lodge!


This transaction I wish not to jinx,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: catherine on August 02, 2010, 12:40:06 AM
This transaction I wish not to jinx,
So I will not soon post any links,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: RacingHippo on August 02, 2010, 11:49:00 AM
This transaction I wish not to jinx,
So I will not soon post any links,
And we'll all wish good luck
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: catherine on August 02, 2010, 11:53:05 AM
This transaction I wish not to jinx,
So I will not soon post any links,
And we'll all wish good luck
Book a removal truck,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: rogerg on August 02, 2010, 12:03:07 PM
This transaction I wish not to jinx,
So I will not soon post any links,
And we'll all wish good luck
Book a removal truck,
aw, crap!  now this really stinks.


our buyer has decided against it
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Post by: gr8gonzo on August 02, 2010, 01:08:26 PM
our buyer has decided against it
not even Spidey had sensed it
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: RacingHippo on August 02, 2010, 02:23:06 PM
our buyer has decided against it
not even Spidey had sensed it
They bailed out?! The cads!
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: catherine on August 02, 2010, 02:32:05 PM
our buyer has decided against it
not even Spidey had sensed it
They bailed out?! The cads!
Give 'em a kick in the 'nads!
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: Trapezium Artist on August 02, 2010, 03:37:05 PM
Our buyer has decided against it
not even Spidey had sensed it
They bailed out?! The cads!
Give 'em a kick in the 'nads!
Gosh, girls can be quite vicious, innit?

Such violent talk is distressing,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: Brom on August 02, 2010, 04:35:34 PM
Such violent talk is distressing
Said the lady whilst slowly undressing
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: Mouse on August 02, 2010, 06:17:49 PM
Such violent talk is distressing
Said the lady whilst slowly undressing
Mind how this one goes
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: Trapezium Artist on August 02, 2010, 06:52:35 PM
Such violent talk is distressing
Said the lady whilst slowly undressing
Mind how this one goes
Front or back? You propose!
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: Pedro on August 02, 2010, 08:08:07 PM
Such violent talk is distressing
Said the lady whilst slowly undressing
Mind how this one goes
Front or back? You propose!
The delete button's handy for pressing

So Jem is now having a break
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: gav on August 02, 2010, 10:28:30 PM
So Jem is now having a break
He's at a pub eating a steak?
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: rogerg on August 02, 2010, 11:51:54 PM
So Jem is now having a break
He's at a pub eating a steak?
soon he'll be on the bus
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: RacingHippo on August 03, 2010, 12:52:31 AM
So Jem is now having a break
He's at a pub eating a steak?
soon he'll be on the bus
Thinking fond thoughts of us
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: Trapezium Artist on August 03, 2010, 07:42:11 AM
#360
So Jem is now having a break
He's at a pub eating a steak?
soon he'll be on the bus
Thinking fond thoughts of us
"Too late rude this one also to make!"

It's August and time to relax,
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Post by: Brom on August 03, 2010, 08:13:40 AM
It's August and time to relax,
So dust off that oboe and sax,
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Post by: Pedro on August 03, 2010, 12:30:01 PM
It's August and time to relax,
So dust off that oboe and sax,
It's time for some reeding?
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: catherine on August 03, 2010, 12:32:31 PM
It's August and time to relax,
So dust off that oboe and sax,
It's time for some reeding?
Or bread, so get kneading,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: rogerg on August 03, 2010, 03:27:55 PM
It's August and time to relax,
So dust off that oboe and sax,
It's time for some reeding?
Or bread, so get kneading,
I see the bassoon got the ax!



Our cat stuck a claw in Cairn's eye,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: Trapezium Artist on August 03, 2010, 03:58:18 PM
Our cat stuck a claw in Cairn's eye,
What a horrible thing; did she die?
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: rogerg on August 03, 2010, 04:29:05 PM
Our cat stuck a claw in Cairn's eye,
What a horrible thing; did she die?
thank goodness!  no!
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: Trapezium Artist on August 03, 2010, 05:11:21 PM
Our cat stuck a claw in Cairn's eye,
What a horrible thing; did she die?
thank goodness! no!
Phew, happy to know,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: gr8gonzo on August 03, 2010, 05:39:37 PM
Our cat stuck a claw in Cairn's eye,
What a horrible thing; did she die?
thank goodness! no!
Phew, happy to know,
But next time, the fur will fly!

I spied a woodpecker pecking 5/4 time
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: Pedro on August 03, 2010, 07:49:06 PM
I spied a woodpecker pecking 5/4 time
An unusual metre for a limerick rhyme
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: Brom on August 03, 2010, 10:19:46 PM
I spied a woodpecker pecking 5/4 time
An unusual metre for a limerick rhyme
You think lesser spotted?
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: catherine on August 03, 2010, 10:21:12 PM
I spied a woodpecker pecking 5/4 time
An unusual metre for a limerick rhyme
You think lesser spotted?
Perhaps green, striped or dotted?
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: rogerg on August 03, 2010, 10:38:05 PM
I spied a woodpecker pecking 5/4 time
An unusual metre for a limerick rhyme
You think lesser spotted?
Perhaps green, striped or dotted?
Who knows? but the squirrel played chime!



not sure of a line to begin with
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: RacingHippo on August 04, 2010, 11:37:13 AM
not sure of a line to begin with
Inspiration can be so illusive
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: Brom on August 04, 2010, 12:56:52 PM
not sure of a line to begin with
Inspiration can be so illusive
As much as you ponder
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: catherine on August 04, 2010, 01:00:08 PM
not sure of a line to begin with
Inspiration can be so illusive
As much as you ponder
And wonder why Honda
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: rogerg on August 04, 2010, 02:49:15 PM
not sure of a line to begin with
Inspiration can be so illusive
As much as you ponder
And wonder why Honda
would choose a jpg over a tiff.

 :roll:


I've always liked a lemur, Rick.
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: Trapezium Artist on August 04, 2010, 07:50:19 PM
I've always liked a lemur, Rick.
Which like Hollywood stars are quite thick,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: catherine on August 04, 2010, 10:21:26 PM
I've always liked a lemur, Rick.
Which like Hollywood stars are quite thick,
Some are handsome and hunky,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: rogerg on August 04, 2010, 10:22:34 PM
I've always liked a lemur, Rick.
Which like Hollywood stars are quite thick,
Some are handsome and hunky,
and others sehr funky.
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: catherine on August 04, 2010, 10:55:38 PM
I've always liked a lemur, Rick.
Which like Hollywood stars are quite thick,
Some are handsome and hunky,
and others sehr funky.
Lemurs are funky? That's gibbons, you hick!

Marsupials are plainly a mystery,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: rogerg on August 05, 2010, 03:18:04 AM
Marsupials are plainly a mystery,
but beat me at climbing a thistletree
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: Brom on August 05, 2010, 12:26:11 PM
Marsupials are plainly a mystery,
but beat me at climbing a thistletree
but under the ground
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: catherine on August 05, 2010, 01:05:48 PM
Marsupials are plainly a mystery,
but beat me at climbing a thistletree
but under the ground
they're creative with sound
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: Trapezium Artist on August 05, 2010, 01:43:58 PM
Marsupials are plainly a mystery,
but beat me at climbing a thistletree
but under the ground
they're creative with sound,
One wrote "Help!" and the rest is now history.

The tardigrade's quite an odd beast,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: rogerg on August 05, 2010, 02:32:59 PM
The tardigrade's quite an odd beast,
t'would take many to make a good feast.
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: catherine on August 05, 2010, 02:33:17 PM
The tardigrade's quite an odd beast,
And it smells, somewhat strangely, of yeast.
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: rogerg on August 05, 2010, 02:34:19 PM
(someone fill in the two middle lines and use mine or catherine's as the ender?)
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: RobRideout on August 05, 2010, 03:24:44 PM
The tardigrade's quite an odd beast,
t'would take many to make a good feast.
With a squillion teeth,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: Brom on August 05, 2010, 05:05:41 PM
The tardigrade's quite an odd beast,
t'would take many to make a good feast.
With a squillion teeth,
plus an auntie in Beith,
but it smells, somewhat strangely, of yeast.

I had to change Catherine's line
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: Mouse on August 05, 2010, 05:13:15 PM
I had to change Catherine's line
With that result, you did fine
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: RacingHippo on August 05, 2010, 05:25:15 PM
I had to change Catherine's line
With that result, you did fine
And I'm sure she won't mind
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: Paul on August 05, 2010, 10:27:18 PM
I had to change Catherine's line
With that result, you did fine
And I'm sure she won't mind
Coz she's pretty and kind :oops:
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: Trapezium Artist on August 06, 2010, 10:57:36 AM
I had to change Catherine's line
With that result, you did fine
And I'm sure she won't mind
Coz she's pretty and kind,
Nice try, you old smoothy; she's mine!

An ode to our Catherine's beauty,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: Pedro on August 06, 2010, 12:19:30 PM
An ode to our Catherine's beauty,
I hope that this doesn't get fruity
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: gr8gonzo on August 06, 2010, 01:49:27 PM
An ode to our Catherine's beauty,
I hope that this doesn't get fruity
With prowess in LEGO
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: Paul on August 06, 2010, 05:06:22 PM
An ode to our Catherine's beauty,
I hope that this doesn't get fruity
With prowess in LEGO
The hod carrier said so
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: rogerg on August 06, 2010, 05:25:27 PM
An ode to our Catherine's beauty,
I hope that this doesn't get fruity
With prowess in LEGO
The hod carrier said so
we carry on our lim'ricking duty.



'tis the day for our wonderful Nellie
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: Trapezium Artist on August 06, 2010, 07:00:42 PM
'tis the day for our wonderful Nellie
To eat cake and expand her pierced belly,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: Brom on August 06, 2010, 08:45:29 PM
'tis the day for our wonderful Nellie
To eat cake and expand her pierced belly,
The buttons will strain
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: Pedro on August 06, 2010, 09:27:56 PM
'tis the day for our wonderful Nellie
To eat cake and expand her pierced belly,
The buttons will strain
When sewn back on again
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: catherine on August 07, 2010, 10:17:59 AM
'tis the day for our wonderful Nellie
To eat cake and expand her pierced belly,
The buttons will strain
When sewn back on again
but she'll sit and drink wine and watch telly

The Friends of John Mitchell are special,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: RobRideout on August 07, 2010, 05:00:19 PM
The friends of John Mitchell are special,
And most are proficient in metal,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: rogerg on August 07, 2010, 05:52:54 PM
The friends of John Mitchell are special,
And most are proficient in metal,
say aluminium
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: catherine on August 07, 2010, 06:18:57 PM
The friends of John Mitchell are special,
And most are proficient in metal,
say aluminium
Is that what's got into them?
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: Trapezium Artist on August 07, 2010, 09:56:30 PM
#370
The friends of John Mitchell are special,
And most are proficient in metal,
say aluminium
Is that what's got into them?
Yes, delight unalloyed, that's essential!

It's been pouring it down here all day,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: rogerg on August 07, 2010, 10:09:45 PM
It's been pouring it down here all day
oh, I'm sorry, but here it's "sun" day!
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: Mouse on August 08, 2010, 02:32:54 PM
It's been pouring it down here all day
oh, I'm sorry, but here it's "sun" day!
Its all cloudy 'round here
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: Pedro on August 08, 2010, 02:36:53 PM
It's been pouring it down here all day
oh, I'm sorry, but here it's "sun" day!
Its all cloudy 'round here
The same here, I fear
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: gr8gonzo on August 08, 2010, 02:42:10 PM
It's been pouring it down here all day
oh, I'm sorry, but here it's "sun" day!
Its all cloudy 'round here
The same here, I fear
Must this fluff always get in the way?


When falling from a porcupine tree
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: Mouse on August 08, 2010, 02:45:46 PM
When falling from a porcupine tree
One must remember these methods three
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: rogerg on August 08, 2010, 04:39:15 PM
When falling from a porcupine tree
One must remember these methods three
Number One: watch your ass
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: Pedro on August 08, 2010, 05:06:04 PM
When falling from a porcupine tree
One must remember these methods three
Number One: watch your ass
Don't pick fruit as you pass
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: Paul on August 08, 2010, 06:44:39 PM
When falling from a porcupine tree
One must remember these methods three
Number One: watch your ass
Don't pick fruit as you pass
Check landing gear hangs nice and free

Whilst moving his studio to Bath
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: L33VEY on August 08, 2010, 09:10:16 PM
Whilst moving his studio to Bath
Our Jem had to giggle and laugh
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: Brom on August 08, 2010, 09:46:42 PM
Whilst moving his studio to Bath
Our Jem had to giggle and laugh
Half way down the M4
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: gr8gonzo on August 08, 2010, 11:00:33 PM
Whilst moving his studio to Bath
Our Jem had to giggle and laugh
Half way down the M4
At the postman's emplore
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: RobRideout on August 10, 2010, 07:26:20 PM
When falling from a porcupine tree
One must remember these methods three
Number One: watch your ass
Number Two: ooh, think fast!
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: L33VEY on August 11, 2010, 10:41:50 AM
Whilst moving his studio to Bath
Our Jem had to giggle and laugh
Half way down the M4
At the postman's emplore
He met the ghost of Fluff saying, "not 'arf"


When falling from a porcupine tree
One must remember these methods three
Number One: watch your ass
Number Two: ooh, think fast!
Number Three: do NOT land on a knee


The Frost*ies are enjoying the summer
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: RobRideout on August 11, 2010, 11:27:31 AM
The Frost*ies are enjoying the summer
Though the weather's somewhat of a bummer
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: Trapezium Artist on August 11, 2010, 12:37:34 PM
The Frost*ies are enjoying the summer,
Though the weather's somewhat of a bummer,
Why, it's sunny today!
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: Mouse on August 11, 2010, 05:09:19 PM
The Frost*ies are enjoying the summer,
Though the weather's somewhat of a bummer,
Why, it's sunny today!
Even in Hull, I say!
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: Trapezium Artist on August 12, 2010, 11:55:02 AM
The Frost*ies are enjoying the summer,
Though the weather's somewhat of a bummer,
Why, it's sunny today!
Even in Hull, I say!
Oh now it is cloudy; I'm glummer  :(

I'm down Devon way for a visit,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: RacingHippo on August 12, 2010, 12:49:13 PM
I'm down Devon way for a visit,
Not far from Jem's gaff that place, is it
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: rogerg on August 12, 2010, 01:01:28 PM
I'm down Devon way for a visit,
Not far from Jem's gaff that place, is it
just a skip and a jump
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: Mouse on August 12, 2010, 02:12:50 PM
I'm down Devon way for a visit,
Not far from Jem's gaff that place, is it
just a skip and a jump
Trip, and get a lump
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: Trapezium Artist on August 18, 2010, 10:29:38 AM
I'm down Devon way for a visit,
Not far from Jem's gaff that place, is it
just a skip and a jump
Trip, and get a lump,
Cure it quick with some drugs, not illicit.

Back to school for my kids in a day,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: Pedro on August 18, 2010, 10:44:57 AM
Back to school for my kids in a day,
My word, that's quite early. Hooray?
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: Trapezium Artist on August 18, 2010, 10:54:46 AM
Back to school for my kids in a day,
My word, that's quite early. Hooray?
They been off since mid-June,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: Pedro on August 18, 2010, 11:24:53 AM
Back to school for my kids in a day,
My word, that's quite early. Hooray?
They been off since mid-June,
So it can't be too soon?
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: Trapezium Artist on August 18, 2010, 11:42:21 AM
Back to school for my kids in a day,
My word, that's quite early. Hooray?
They been off since mid-June,
So it can't be too soon?
You and I might agree, but not they.

Besides, it seems autumn is near,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: rogerg on August 18, 2010, 12:12:50 PM
Besides, it seems autumn is near,
and with that follows Winter, I fear.
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: Pedro on August 18, 2010, 01:44:16 PM
Besides, it seems autumn is near,
and with that follows Winter, I fear.
Then a smidgen of Spring,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: gav on August 18, 2010, 01:49:35 PM
Besides, it seems autumn is near,
and with that follows Winter, I fear.
Then a smidgen of Spring,
and then we can sing
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: Trapezium Artist on August 18, 2010, 01:57:56 PM
Besides, it seems Autumn is near,
and with that follows Winter, I fear.
Then a smidgen of Spring,
and then we can sing,
As Summer arrives again, dear!

Years pass more quickly as I age,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: Paul on August 18, 2010, 08:44:57 PM
Years pass more quickly as I age,
A whole chapter turns like once a page,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: catherine on August 18, 2010, 09:44:29 PM
Years pass more quickly as I age,
A whole chapter turns like once a page,
The paragraphs flicker,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: Pedro on August 18, 2010, 09:55:22 PM
Years pass more quickly as I age,
A whole chapter turns like once a page,
The paragraphs flicker
Each passage is quicker
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: Trapezium Artist on August 18, 2010, 10:04:08 PM
Years pass more quickly as I age,
A whole chapter turns like once a page,
The paragraphs flicker,
Each passage is quicker,
My life's Reader's Digest at this stage.

But listening to prog keeps me young,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: monument on August 19, 2010, 12:07:03 AM
But listening to prog keeps me young,
And I leave no song undersung,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: Trapezium Artist on August 19, 2010, 10:52:49 AM
But listening to prog keeps me young,
And I leave no song undersung,
My voice is falsetto,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: catherine on August 19, 2010, 11:39:39 AM
But listening to prog keeps me young,
And I leave no song undersung,
My voice is falsetto,
(It ain't broken yet-o)
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: Pedro on August 19, 2010, 12:50:13 PM
#380
But listening to prog keeps me young,
And I leave no song undersung,
My voice is falsetto,
(It ain't broken yet-o)
Or the mankini's too highly strung....  :shock:

It's clear that Jem has the X-Factor,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: rogerg on August 19, 2010, 01:24:33 PM
It's clear that Jem has the X-Factor,
and new digs, so a manly lawn tractor.
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: catherine on August 19, 2010, 01:27:51 PM
Quote from: "Pedro"
Or the mankini's too highly strung....  :shock:

I think we have our theme for the next fancy-dress Frost*related gig...  :shock:
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: gr8gonzo on August 19, 2010, 01:28:25 PM
It's clear that Jem has the X-Factor,
and new digs, so a manly lawn tractor.
With Day Job aplenty
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: Trapezium Artist on August 19, 2010, 03:45:19 PM
It's clear that Jem has the X-Factor,
and new digs, so a manly lawn tractor.
With Day Job aplenty,
He'll never reach twenty,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: L33VEY on August 19, 2010, 08:02:08 PM
It's clear that Jem has the X-Factor,
and new digs, so a manly lawn tractor.
With Day Job aplenty,
He'll never reach twenty,
So he'd best not go near that compactor


So the Midlands gets the DVD recording,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: Brom on August 20, 2010, 08:07:41 AM
So the Midlands gets the DVD recording
Just watch all those brummies aplauding,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: catherine on August 20, 2010, 09:49:21 AM
So the Midlands gets the DVD recording
Just watch all those brummies aplauding,
They'll cheer, whoop and clap,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: Trapezium Artist on August 20, 2010, 10:54:52 AM
So the Midlands gets the DVD recording
Just watch all those brummies aplauding,
They'll cheer, whoop and clap,
Steady on, my dear chap!
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: sigod on August 20, 2010, 07:25:59 PM
The was a young brother called Jeremy
Who borrowed my ELO album without ceremony
Yes, my copy of Time,
No reason, nor rhyme
Give it back you thieving git.
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: Trapezium Artist on August 20, 2010, 08:03:31 PM
Quote from: "sigod"
The was a young brother called Jeremy
Who borrowed my ELO album without ceremony
Yes, my copy of Time,
No reason, nor rhyme
Give it back you thieving git.


Eek! A potentially fratricidal limerick that's so full on, it doesn't even try and rhyme in the last line  :shock:

Reminds me when my younger brother decided to unilaterally sell the full set of first edition Beatle's singles that we had been given by our older cousin from Liverpool. He never did dare tell me how much he made ...  :x
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: rogerg on August 20, 2010, 09:55:49 PM
Quote from: "Trapezium Artist"
Quote from: "sigod"
The was a young brother called Jeremy
Who borrowed my ELO album without ceremony
Yes, my copy of Time,
No reason, nor rhyme
Give it back you thieving git.


Eek! A potentially fratricidal limerick that's so full on, it doesn't even try and rhyme in the last line  :shock:

and he didn't bother to finish the in-progress limerick.

Quote from: "Trapezium Artist"
Reminds me when my younger brother decided to unilaterally sell the full set of first edition Beatle's singles that we had been given by our older cousin from Liverpool. He never did dare tell me how much he made ...  :x

ouch.  does he still talk like a man?
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: Pedro on August 20, 2010, 10:48:08 PM
Indeed, something ought to be done,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: rogerg on August 20, 2010, 10:50:45 PM
Indeed, something ought to be done,
from the leftover lim'rick we've run.
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: Pedro on August 20, 2010, 10:51:42 PM
Indeed, something ought to be done,
from the leftover lim'rick we've run.
It'll prolly catch up
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: catherine on August 20, 2010, 11:36:56 PM
Indeed, something ought to be done,
from the leftover lim'rick we've run.
It'll prolly catch up
Or else go ker-flup
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: JamesA on August 21, 2010, 01:32:02 AM
Indeed, something ought to be done,
from the leftover lim'rick we've run.
It'll prolly catch up
Or else go ker-flup
Wasting five years promising 'fun'
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: gr8gonzo on August 21, 2010, 03:25:07 AM
So the Midlands gets the DVD recording
Just watch all those brummies aplauding,
They'll cheer, whoop and clap,
Steady on, my dear chap!
An eve most certain to be rewarding.

Holmes heard Simon's Time had been nicked
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: Brom on August 21, 2010, 08:36:50 AM
Holmes heard Simon's Time had been nicked
"Watson!, a heinous crime, I predict"
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: Pedro on August 21, 2010, 10:22:05 AM
Holmes heard Simon's Time had been nicked
"Watson!, a heinous crime, I predict"
"Stop fiddling, Holmes!"
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: catherine on August 21, 2010, 12:43:33 PM
Holmes heard Simon's Time had been nicked
"Watson!, a heinous crime, I predict"
"Stop fiddling, Holmes!"
"Har! Just check out these gnomes,"
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: Trapezium Artist on August 21, 2010, 08:32:30 PM
Holmes heard Simon's Time had been nicked
"Watson!, a heinous crime, I predict"
"Stop fiddling, Holmes!"
"Har! Just check out these gnomes,"
"Look like Jeff Lynne combined with a derelict!"

Since when did six-nil become common?
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: L33VEY on August 22, 2010, 08:13:13 PM
Since when did six-nil become common?
Since goalies lunch on too much salmon?
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: gr8gonzo on August 22, 2010, 08:41:03 PM
Since when did six-nil become common?
Since goalies lunch on too much salmon?
The scoreboard broken?
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: Pedro on August 22, 2010, 09:30:26 PM
Since when did six-nil become common?
Since goalies lunch on too much salmon?
The scoreboard broken?
Insert one more token,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: Trapezium Artist on August 23, 2010, 09:13:54 AM
Since when did six-nil become common?
Since goalies lunch on too much salmon?
The scoreboard broken?
Insert one more token,
Now even the Toon have scored 'un!

Did Jem Auto-Tune the X Factor?
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: gav on August 23, 2010, 01:52:51 PM
Did Jem Auto-Tune the X Factor?
Of course not, t'was the contractor!
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: Brom on August 23, 2010, 03:16:08 PM
Did Jem Auto-Tune the X Factor?
Of course not, t'was the contractor!
Who sharpened the flats,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: Trapezium Artist on August 23, 2010, 04:47:40 PM
Did Jem Auto-Tune the X Factor?
Of course not, t'was the contractor!
Who sharpened the flats,
Made men sound like cats,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: L33VEY on August 23, 2010, 07:12:24 PM
Did Jem Auto-Tune the X Factor?
Of course not, t'was the contractor!
Who sharpened the flats,
Made men sound like cats
And the women sound like a tractor!


Classic Rock Presents Prog is more frequent
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: gr8gonzo on August 23, 2010, 07:20:23 PM
Classic Rock Presents Prog is more frequent
Allowing more money to be spent
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: rogerg on August 24, 2010, 12:52:25 AM
Classic Rock Presents Prog is more frequent
Allowing more money to be spent
a sneaky emphasis
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: catherine on August 24, 2010, 09:52:17 AM
Classic Rock Presents Prog is more frequent
Allowing more money to be spent
a sneaky emphasis
(are they taking the piss?)
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: Trapezium Artist on August 27, 2010, 08:25:44 AM
Classic Rock Presents Prog is more frequent
Allowing more money to be spent
a sneaky emphasis
(are they taking the piss?)
No, just leaving your purse with a dent.

I'm feeling quite bloated today,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: davejd on August 27, 2010, 10:16:26 AM
I'm feeling quite bloated today,
Last nights curry just won't go away,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: rogerg on August 27, 2010, 11:00:36 AM
I'm feeling quite bloated today,
Last nights curry just won't go away,
that's not often the problem
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: Trapezium Artist on August 27, 2010, 02:27:32 PM
I'm feeling quite bloated today,
Last nights curry just won't go away,
that's not often the problem,
Mere hours after I gobbl'em,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: L33VEY on August 29, 2010, 10:20:37 AM
I'm feeling quite bloated today,
Last nights curry just won't go away,
that's not often the problem,
Mere hours after I gobbl'em
I hope that odour doesn't stay!



Saw Pedro at High Voltage on Sky Arts!    



ps - be careful about that rhyme now.. I was standing next to him
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: Trapezium Artist on August 29, 2010, 10:48:15 AM
Saw Pedro at High Voltage on Sky Arts!    
Man, he's big, in every one of his parts,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: Pedro on August 29, 2010, 10:53:34 AM
Saw Pedro at High Voltage on Sky Arts!    
Man, he's big, in every one of his parts,
My bald spot could be seen
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: Trapezium Artist on August 29, 2010, 03:11:28 PM
Saw Pedro at High Voltage on Sky Arts!    
Man, he's big, in every one of his parts,
My bald spot could be seen,
From space, to be mean,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: Pedro on August 29, 2010, 04:39:27 PM
#390
Saw Pedro at High Voltage on Sky Arts!    
Man, he's big, in every one of his parts,
My bald spot could be seen,
From space, to be mean,
Its albedo is way off the charts.

(BTW It's not a bald spot - it's a solar panel powering a prog fan)

Smaller bands didn't get on the show
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: gr8gonzo on August 29, 2010, 04:45:11 PM
Smaller bands didn't get on the show
A shame for Touchstone, I know
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: Mouse on August 29, 2010, 11:47:05 PM
Smaller bands didn't get on the show
A shame for Touchstone, I know
But their time will come
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: rogerg on August 30, 2010, 01:53:45 AM
Smaller bands didn't get on the show
A shame for Touchstone, I know
But their time will come
pass 'round the rum!!
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: L33VEY on September 02, 2010, 07:15:16 PM
Smaller bands didn't get on the show
A shame for Touchstone, I know
But their time will come
pass 'round the rum!!
'Cos Jem is supporting them - What Ho!


Going up to the Borderline tomorrow
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: Pedro on September 02, 2010, 07:56:31 PM
Going up to the Borderline tomorrow
Can't go. Which gives us great sorrow.
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: rogerg on September 02, 2010, 09:33:14 PM
Going up to the Borderline tomorrow
Can't go. Which gives us great sorrow.
sometimes it just sucks
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: davejd on September 03, 2010, 12:54:35 PM
Going up to the Borderline tomorrow
Can't go. Which gives us great sorrow.
sometimes it just sucks
When you ain't got the bucks,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: L33VEY on September 05, 2010, 10:08:31 AM
Going up to the Borderline tomorrow
Can't go. Which gives us great sorrow.
sometimes it just sucks
When you ain't got the bucks,
And the banks won't allow you to borrow.


The Summer now draws to its ending
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: Trapezium Artist on September 05, 2010, 12:35:49 PM
The Summer now draws to its ending,
In the north, at least, that's how it's trending,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: rogerg on September 05, 2010, 02:02:19 PM
The Summer now draws to its ending,
In the north, at least, that's how it's trending,
'tis the same over here
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: Trapezium Artist on September 05, 2010, 06:02:37 PM
The Summer now draws to its ending,
In the north, at least, that's how it's trending,
'tis the same over here,
time to brew some bock beer,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: Brom on September 06, 2010, 12:41:03 PM
The Summer now draws to its ending,
In the north, at least, that's how it's trending,
'tis the same over here,
time to brew some bock beer,
And write Christmas cards ready for sending.

Pre show abstinence, apparently the norm,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: Pedro on September 06, 2010, 12:46:18 PM
Pre show abstinence, apparently the norm,
This ensures that your playing's top form
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: catherine on September 06, 2010, 12:52:32 PM
Pre show abstinence, apparently the norm,
This ensures that your playing's top form
If you're too Brahms and Liszt
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: rogerg on September 06, 2010, 01:21:53 PM
Pre show abstinence, apparently the norm,
This ensures that your playing's top form
If you're too Brahms and Liszt
then show us your tits!
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: Pedro on September 06, 2010, 01:27:08 PM
Pre show abstinence, apparently the norm,
This ensures that your playing's top form
If you're too Brahms and Liszt
then show us your tits!
Or your budgerigars if it is warm.

So Jem has to learn some new parts
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: Trapezium Artist on September 06, 2010, 01:49:59 PM
So Jem has to learn some new parts,
For a fun game of Vicars and Tarts,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: catherine on September 06, 2010, 02:18:15 PM
So Jem has to learn some new parts,
For a fun game of Vicars and Tarts,
With John Mitchell as Vicar,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: davejd on September 06, 2010, 02:49:33 PM
So Jem has to learn some new parts,
For a fun game of Vickers and Tarts,
With John Mitchell as Vicar,
Wearing pink winkle pickers,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: Trapezium Artist on September 06, 2010, 05:41:45 PM
#395
So Jem has to learn some new parts,
For a fun game of Vickers and Tarts,
With John Mitchell as Vicar,
Wearing pink winkle pickers,
And Jem as the tart with two hearts.

We've finally watched The Big Bang,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: rogerg on September 06, 2010, 05:56:07 PM
We've finally watched The Big Bang,
Bazinga!  knock, knock, Penny? he sang,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: gr8gonzo on September 07, 2010, 01:16:14 PM
We've finally watched The Big Bang,
Bazinga! knock, knock, Penny? he sang,
The Doctor or 'Theory'?
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: L33VEY on September 07, 2010, 10:46:37 PM
We've finally watched The Big Bang,
Bazinga! knock, knock, Penny? he sang,
The Doctor or 'Theory'?
My eyes have gone bleary!
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: Trapezium Artist on September 08, 2010, 08:09:21 AM
We've finally watched The Big Bang,
Bazinga! knock, knock, Penny? he sang,
The Doctor or 'Theory'?
My eyes have gone bleary!
Ouch; my Tardis suffered a prang.

Today I'm in Rome for a meeting,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: RacingHippo on September 08, 2010, 08:53:39 AM
Today I'm in Rome for a meeting,
And I'm stuck in West Yorks with no heating
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: catherine on September 08, 2010, 09:22:57 AM
Today I'm in Rome for a meeting,
And I'm stuck in West Yorks with no heating
What a glamorous life!
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: Trapezium Artist on September 08, 2010, 11:13:00 AM
Today I'm in Rome for a meeting,
And I'm stuck in West Yorks with no heating
What a glamorous life!
Join up; be my wife!
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: Gandalf1986 on September 08, 2010, 04:00:25 PM
Today I'm in Rome for a meeting,
And I'm stuck in West Yorks with no heating
What a glamorous life!
Join up; be my wife!
I should have known, we'd be meeting!

 :mrgreen:

I really need some inspiration
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: catherine on September 08, 2010, 05:16:53 PM
I really need some inspiration
Or else you're landed with my perspiration                   (worries slightly that TA will get over-excited)
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: gr8gonzo on September 08, 2010, 08:00:19 PM
I really need some inspiration
Or else you're landed with my perspiration
And blood, sweat and tears
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: Brom on September 08, 2010, 08:29:59 PM
I really need some inspiration
Or else you're landed with my perspiration
And blood, sweat and tears
Like cheap souvenirs
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: Trapezium Artist on September 10, 2010, 09:58:30 AM
I really need some inspiration
Or else you're landed with my perspiration
And blood, sweat and tears
Like cheap souvenirs,
From a pre-perestroika communist nation.

Bratislava's a funny old place,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: D S on September 10, 2010, 01:10:31 PM
Bratislava's a funny old place,
Just its name brings a smile to my face,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: catherine on September 10, 2010, 02:35:24 PM
Bratislava's a funny old place,
Just its name brings a smile to my face,
I remember the day,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: davejd on September 10, 2010, 02:37:47 PM
Bratislava's a funny old place,
Just its name brings a smile to my face,
What rhymes with Slovakia?
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: Trapezium Artist on September 10, 2010, 03:41:03 PM
FORK ALERT!

Bratislava's a funny old place,
Just its name brings a smile to my face,
I remember the day,
But have forgotten the way,

Bratislava's a funny old place,
Just its name brings a smile to my face,
What rhymes with Slovakia?
'Cos no country's wackier,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 400 limericks!!)
Post by: gr8gonzo on September 10, 2010, 05:04:21 PM
#399
Bratislava's a funny old place,
Just its name brings a smile to my face,
I remember the day,
But have forgotten the way,
To its clown retirement home base.

#400
Bratislava's a funny old place,
Just its name brings a smile to my face,
What rhymes with Slovakia?
'Cos no country's wackier,
You can see its sense of humour from space.


So, 400 limericks later...
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: Trapezium Artist on September 10, 2010, 05:43:01 PM
So, 400 limericks later...
Did you count or was that your pater?
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: rogerg on September 10, 2010, 07:02:40 PM
So, 400 limericks later...
Did you count or was that your pater?
off the top of my head
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: Trapezium Artist on September 10, 2010, 09:32:31 PM
So, 400 limericks later...
Did you count or was that your pater?
off the top of my head,
which is sunburnt and red,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 400 limericks!!)
Post by: Pedro on September 10, 2010, 10:37:03 PM
So, 400 limericks later...
Did you count or was that your pater?
off the top of my head,
which is sunburnt and red,
He's correct, was 400, now greater. :)

Hope The Big Red Spark Launch gig went well
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: L33VEY on September 11, 2010, 08:45:11 AM
Hope The Big Red Spark Launch gig went well
Pedro couldn't make it, as you can tell
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: RacingHippo on September 11, 2010, 08:50:48 AM
Hope The Big Red Spark Launch gig went well
Pedro couldn't make it, as you can tell
And neither could I :(
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 300 limericks!!)
Post by: Trapezium Artist on September 11, 2010, 09:07:35 AM
Hope The Big Red Spark Launch gig went well
Pedro couldn't make it, as you can tell
And neither could I :(
Plus me makes close to pi,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 400 limericks!!)
Post by: rogerg on September 11, 2010, 12:16:29 PM
Hope The Big Red Spark Launch gig went well
Pedro couldn't make it, as you can tell
And neither could I
Plus me makes close to pi,
but the 1 4 has gone straight to hell!


it's a glorious autumn for proggers,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 400 limericks!!)
Post by: Brom on September 11, 2010, 01:13:29 PM
it's a glorious autumn for proggers,
so put on your headphones and joggers,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 400 limericks!!)
Post by: Pedro on September 11, 2010, 02:28:38 PM
it's a glorious autumn for proggers,
so put on your headphones and joggers,
if the joggers complain
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 400 limericks!!)
Post by: RobRideout on September 11, 2010, 03:39:50 PM
it's a glorious autumn for proggers,
so put on your headphones and joggers,
if the joggers complain
Send 'em out in the rain
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 400 limericks!!)
Post by: Pedro on September 11, 2010, 06:41:09 PM
it's a glorious autumn for proggers,
so put on your headphones and joggers,
if the joggers complain
Send 'em out in the rain
and after a while they'll be soggers

So Tara is now in Jem's board
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 400 limericks!!)
Post by: davejd on September 11, 2010, 07:20:04 PM
So Tara is now in Jem's board
By now he must have quite a hoard,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 400 limericks!!)
Post by: johninblack on September 11, 2010, 07:29:55 PM
So Tara is now in Jem's board
By now he must have quite a hoard,
Of voices and samples,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 400 limericks!!)
Post by: Trapezium Artist on September 11, 2010, 08:23:13 PM
So Tara is now in Jem's board
By now he must have quite a hoard,
Of voices and samples,
Screaming dukes - five examples,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 400 limericks!!)
Post by: Philadelphia on September 11, 2010, 11:18:50 PM
So Tara is now in Jem's board
By now he must have quite a hoard,
Of voices and samples,
Screaming dukes - five examples,
Next; Norway, to sample a fjord.


I say: Keep Calm and Mellotron
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 400 limericks!!)
Post by: Pedro on September 12, 2010, 12:32:23 AM
I say: Keep Calm and Mellotron
I'd like a shirt with that tenet on
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 400 limericks!!)
Post by: Mouse on September 12, 2010, 05:19:03 AM
I say: Keep Calm and Mellotron
I'd like a shirt with that tenet on
In glorious red
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 400 limericks!!)
Post by: davejd on September 12, 2010, 08:29:36 AM
I say:Keep Calm and Mellotron
I'd like a shirt with that tenet on
In glorious red,
With a hole for your head,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 400 limericks!!)
Post by: Trapezium Artist on September 12, 2010, 12:11:01 PM
I say: Keep Calm and Mellotron
I'd like a shirt with that tenet on
In glorious red,
With a hole for your head,
And matching drapes to go in the salon.

It's Formula One time today,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 400 limericks!!)
Post by: catherine on September 12, 2010, 12:16:18 PM
It's Formula One time today,
'Cos football is now so passé
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 400 limericks!!)
Post by: Mouse on September 12, 2010, 01:31:15 PM
It's Formula One time today,
'Cos football is now so passé
With a whizz and a vroooom
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 400 limericks!!)
Post by: Pedro on September 12, 2010, 01:45:07 PM
It's Formula One time today,
'Cos football is now so passé
With a whizz and a vroooom
And, I hope, no kaboom
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 400 limericks!!)
Post by: Trapezium Artist on September 12, 2010, 02:35:04 PM
It's Formula One time today,
'Cos football is now so passé
With a whizz and a vroooom,
And, I hope, no kaboom,
It's Alonso; I'm no fan, I must say.

Attention now turns to the cricket,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 400 limericks!!)
Post by: L33VEY on September 12, 2010, 02:47:55 PM
Attention now turns to the cricket,
Where a ball should be thrown at the wicket,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 400 limericks!!)
Post by: Trapezium Artist on September 12, 2010, 04:09:08 PM
Attention now turns to the cricket,
Where a ball should be thrown at the wicket,
Not thrown, dear chap, bowled,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 400 limericks!!)
Post by: RacingHippo on September 12, 2010, 04:39:29 PM
Attention now turns to the cricket,
Where a ball should be thrown at the wicket,
Not thrown, dear chap, bowled,
(Oops. That's L33VEY told!)
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 400 limericks!!)
Post by: rogerg on September 12, 2010, 06:55:57 PM
Attention now turns to the cricket,
Where a ball should be thrown at the wicket,
Not thrown, dear chap, bowled,
(Oops. That's L33VEY told!)
and now we all know where to stick it.

;)


a turtle once said to a frog
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 400 limericks!!)
Post by: davejd on September 12, 2010, 07:42:49 PM
a turtle once said to a frog
hop over here, I fancy a snog,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 400 limericks!!)
Post by: catherine on September 12, 2010, 08:17:21 PM
a turtle once said to a frog
hop over here, I fancy a snog,
But the frog turned all coy,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 400 limericks!!)
Post by: Mouse on September 12, 2010, 10:32:16 PM
a turtle once said to a frog
hop over here, I fancy a snog,
But the frog turned all coy,
For there was trouble ahoy
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 400 limericks!!)
Post by: catherine on September 12, 2010, 11:17:17 PM
a turtle once said to a frog
hop over here, I fancy a snog,
But the frog turned all coy,
For there was trouble ahoy
And they ended up stuck in the bog.

We've been and launched The Big Red Spark,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 400 limericks!!)
Post by: Mouse on September 13, 2010, 03:37:48 AM
We've been and launched The Big Red Spark,
They gave us three wishes - what a lark!
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 400 limericks!!)
Post by: catherine on September 13, 2010, 01:15:56 PM
We've been and launched The Big Red Spark,
They gave us three wishes - what a lark!
Bangin' Metal CDs,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 400 limericks!!)
Post by: L33VEY on September 13, 2010, 01:24:20 PM
We've been and launched The Big Red Spark,
They gave us three wishes - what a lark!
Bangin' Metal CDs,
Leave us weak at the knees,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 400 limericks!!)
Post by: Trapezium Artist on September 13, 2010, 03:32:51 PM
We've been and launched The Big Red Spark,
They gave us three wishes - what a lark!
Bangin' Metal CDs,
Leave us weak at the knees,
Like kryptonite poisoning Kent, Clark.

That Nellie's a mad-looking gel,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 400 limericks!!)
Post by: Pedro on September 13, 2010, 05:41:03 PM
That Nellie's a mad-looking gel,
With such passion there's nowt that won't sell,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 400 limericks!!)
Post by: davejd on September 13, 2010, 06:10:47 PM
That Nellie's a mad-looking gel,
With such passion there's nowt that won't sell,
From T-shirts and tarts
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 400 limericks!!)
Post by: rogerg on September 13, 2010, 07:38:35 PM
That Nellie's a mad-looking gel,
With such passion there's nowt that won't sell,
From T-shirts and tarts
and hats for our (har!) parts,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 400 limericks!!)
Post by: Trapezium Artist on September 13, 2010, 08:17:48 PM
#410
That Nellie's a mad-looking gel,
With such passion there's nowt that won't sell,
From T-shirts and tarts
and hats for our (har!) parts,
My goodness now, didn't she do well?

There are sixty-six feet in a chain,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 400 limericks!!)
Post by: Pedro on September 13, 2010, 09:32:44 PM
There are sixty-six feet in a chain,
Between wickets the same distance again,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 400 limericks!!)
Post by: Trapezium Artist on September 14, 2010, 08:16:19 AM
There are sixty-six feet in a chain,
Between wickets the same distance again,
One by ten is an acre,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 400 limericks!!)
Post by: johninblack on September 20, 2010, 05:17:28 PM
There are sixty-six feet in a chain,
Between wickets the same distance again,
One by ten is an acre,
Just ask Tom Baker,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 400 limericks!!)
Post by: rogerg on September 20, 2010, 07:40:41 PM
There are sixty-six feet in a chain,
Between wickets the same distance again,
One by ten is an acre,
Just ask Tom Baker,
such a clever answer, Black Johnin!


began to learn something of cricket
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 400 limericks!!)
Post by: Pedro on September 20, 2010, 09:43:11 PM
began to learn something of cricket
like the distance from wicket to wicket?
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 400 limericks!!)
Post by: catherine on September 20, 2010, 11:15:13 PM
began to learn something of cricket
like the distance from wicket to wicket?
Now I'm not so stumped,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 400 limericks!!)
Post by: Trapezium Artist on September 20, 2010, 11:19:32 PM
Began to learn something of cricket,
like the distance from wicket to wicket?
Now I'm not so stumped,
You'll no longer be dumped,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 400 limericks!!)
Post by: RacingHippo on September 21, 2010, 12:17:57 AM
Began to learn something of cricket,
like the distance from wicket to wicket?
Now I'm not so stumped,
You'll no longer be dumped,
But you might lose your ball in a thicket.

I'm itching to make an announcement
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 400 limericks!!)
Post by: Pedro on September 21, 2010, 08:01:52 AM
I'm itching to make an announcement
What? A ball-thicket itching pronouncement?
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 400 limericks!!)
Post by: johninblack on September 21, 2010, 08:18:05 AM
I'm itching to make an announcement
What? A ball-thicket itching pronouncement?
You hit it so hard,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 400 limericks!!)
Post by: Trapezium Artist on September 21, 2010, 08:20:43 AM
I'm itching to make an announcement
What? A ball-thicket itching pronouncement?
You hit it so hard,
Right out of the yard,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 400 limericks!!)
Post by: L33VEY on September 22, 2010, 08:39:15 PM
I'm itching to make an announcement
What? A ball-thicket itching pronouncement?
You hit it so hard,
Right out of the yard,
To measure it, you need an accountant.


Pete T can make one rehearsal
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 400 limericks!!)
Post by: Trapezium Artist on September 24, 2010, 08:47:07 AM
Pete T can make one rehearsal,
Or maybe ten if there's a sudden reversal,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 400 limericks!!)
Post by: Pedro on September 24, 2010, 10:34:57 AM
Pete T can make one rehearsal,
Or maybe ten if there's a sudden reversal,
Great Scott, don't cross the beams!
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 400 limericks!!)
Post by: catherine on September 24, 2010, 12:09:30 PM
Pete T can make one rehearsal,
Or maybe ten if there's a sudden reversal,
Great Scott, don't cross the beams!
It might not be what it seems...
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 400 limericks!!)
Post by: D S on September 24, 2010, 01:16:31 PM
Pete T can make one rehearsal,
Or maybe ten if there's a sudden reversal,
Great Scott, don't cross the beams!
It might not be what it seems...
And lead to a sudden dispersal.

Frost*'s DVD shoot is in Derby
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 400 limericks!!)
Post by: catherine on September 24, 2010, 02:40:04 PM
Frost*'s DVD shoot is in Derby
Bring a missile, a trout and a Barbie
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 400 limericks!!)
Post by: rogerg on September 24, 2010, 04:30:47 PM
Frost*'s DVD shoot is in Derby
Bring a missile, a trout and a Barbie
over here it's a Furby
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 400 limericks!!)
Post by: Pedro on September 24, 2010, 04:43:43 PM
Frost*'s DVD shoot is in Derby
Bring a missile, a trout and a Barbie
over here it's a Furby
what type would the fur be?
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 400 limericks!!)
Post by: Villuccikeys on September 25, 2010, 01:51:27 AM
Frost*'s DVD shoot is in Derby
Bring a missile, a trout and a Barbie
over here it's a Furby
what type would the fur be?
If nonsense permits, it'd be yerby.
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 400 limericks!!)
Post by: RacingHippo on September 25, 2010, 08:37:10 AM
Hey Villucci! You should start a new one!
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 400 limericks!!)
Post by: Trapezium Artist on September 25, 2010, 11:41:22 AM
Hey Villucci! You should start a new one!
Too late now, we've spoiled his big fun,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 400 limericks!!)
Post by: rogerg on September 25, 2010, 12:37:46 PM
Hey Villucci! You should start a new one!
Too late now, we've spoiled his big fun,
do we know that it's big?
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 400 limericks!!)
Post by: Mouse on September 25, 2010, 02:46:08 PM
Hey Villucci! You should start a new one!
Too late now, we've spoiled his big fun,
do we know that it's big?
Could be the size of a twig
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 400 limericks!!)
Post by: catherine on September 25, 2010, 07:42:14 PM
Hey Villucci! You should start a new one!
Too late now, we've spoiled his big fun,
do we know that it's big?
Could be the size of a twig
For small birds and squirrels to sit on

I've got my clothes for Defence Of The Realm,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 400 limericks!!)
Post by: L33VEY on September 25, 2010, 08:45:08 PM
I've got my clothes for Defence Of The Realm,
Will you come as Lord Nelson, standing at the helm?
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 400 limericks!!)
Post by: Brom on September 25, 2010, 09:53:26 PM
I've got my clothes for Defence Of The Realm,
Will you come as Lord Nelson, standing at the helm?
or in something more risque?
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 400 limericks!!)
Post by: Trapezium Artist on September 25, 2010, 10:16:57 PM
I've got my clothes for Defence Of The Realm,
Will you come as Lord Nelson, standing at the helm?
or in something more risque?
Frilly bloomers, I pray,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 400 limericks!!)
Post by: Villuccikeys on September 26, 2010, 01:55:52 AM
I've got my clothes for Defence Of The Realm,
Will you come as Lord Nelson, standing at the helm?
or in something more risque?
Frilly bloomers, I pray,
This ending might underwhelm


There, I've started my own
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 400 limericks!!)
Post by: rogerg on September 26, 2010, 02:13:43 AM
There, I've started my own limerickeys
and the rhythm was a bit after-thoughtski...
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 400 limericks!!)
Post by: RacingHippo on September 26, 2010, 08:03:07 AM
There, I've started my own limerickeys
and the rhythm was a bit after-thoughtski...
It's 8, 8, 5, 5, 8 :)
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 400 limericks!!)
Post by: Brom on September 26, 2010, 08:31:26 AM
There, I've started my own limerickeys
and the rhythm was a bit after-thoughtski...
It's 8, 8, 5, 5, 8
So you see my old mate,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 400 limericks!!)
Post by: johninblack on September 26, 2010, 08:51:44 AM
There, I've started my own limerickeys
and the rhythm was a bit after-thoughtski...
It's 8, 8, 5, 5, 8
So you see my old mate,
The last one was a bit out of timeski.



ProgDog  can't wait for December,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 400 limericks!!)
Post by: Pedro on September 26, 2010, 12:23:25 PM
ProgDog  can't wait for December,
He likes a good gig, I remember.
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 400 limericks!!)
Post by: rogerg on September 26, 2010, 12:24:27 PM
ProgDog can't wait for December,
He likes a good gig, I remember.
with a woof, woof, bow-wow,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 400 limericks!!)
Post by: L33VEY on September 26, 2010, 07:58:40 PM
ProgDog can't wait for December,
He likes a good gig, I remember.
with a woof, woof, bow-wow,
and a bark, bark, chow-chow
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 400 limericks!!)
Post by: owen on September 26, 2010, 11:51:42 PM
ProgDog can't wait for December,
He likes a good gig, I remember.
with a woof, woof, bow-wow,
and a bark, bark, chow-chow
Sod September, October, November!


There once was a drummer called Mike
Who's bandmates said "Oi, on yer bike...

[Mod: Hmm...two-lines in one go is a bit naughty...but carry on. I included the missing lines above too.]

sorry :oops:
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 400 limericks!!)
Post by: Villuccikeys on September 27, 2010, 10:26:29 PM
There once was a drummer called Mike
Who's bandmates said "Oi, on yer bike...
All the prog nerds cried
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 400 limericks!!)
Post by: RacingHippo on September 28, 2010, 06:34:03 AM
There once was a drummer called Mike
Who's bandmates said "Oi, on yer bike...
All the prog nerds cried
There was outcy, worldwide!
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 400 limericks!!)
Post by: Pedro on September 28, 2010, 07:13:51 AM
"outcy"?
Having trouble with your "r"s?
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 400 limericks!!)
Post by: johninblack on September 28, 2010, 07:55:27 AM
#420
There once was a drummer called Mike
Who's bandmates said "Oi, on yer bike...
All the prog nerds cried
There was outcy, worldwide!
Said Mike "F@#k off! take a hike.



The British Summer is over,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 400 limericks!!)
Post by: owen on September 28, 2010, 09:41:02 AM
The British Summer is over
All that's left to mow now is the clover
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 400 limericks!!)
Post by: RacingHippo on September 28, 2010, 10:21:48 AM
The British Summer is over
All that's left to mow now is the clover
We're all off to Lydney


Quote from: "Pedro"
Having trouble with your "r"s?
Don't be so personal!
I now have The Two Ronnies' "Our soles are cheap today" in my head.[/size]
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 400 limericks!!)
Post by: owen on September 28, 2010, 10:23:24 AM
The British Summer is over
All that's left to mow now is the clover
We're all off to Lydney
Is that close to Sydney?
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 400 limericks!!)
Post by: catherine on September 28, 2010, 11:18:49 AM
The British Summer is over
All that's left to mow now is the clover
We're all off to Lydney
Is that close to Sydney?
Not too far, if you go via Dover.

So poor Jem's had campylobacter,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 400 limericks!!)
Post by: owen on September 28, 2010, 11:25:08 AM
So poor Jem's had campylobacter,
Is it real or is he an actor?
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 400 limericks!!)
Post by: Brom on September 28, 2010, 11:30:41 AM
So poor Jem's had campylobacter,
Is it real or is he an actor?
The way you can tell,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 400 limericks!!)
Post by: catherine on September 28, 2010, 11:40:18 AM
So poor Jem's had campylobacter,
Is it real or is he an actor?
The way you can tell,
Using silica gel
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 400 limericks!!)
Post by: owen on September 28, 2010, 05:24:52 PM
So poor Jem's had campylobacter,
Is it real or is he an actor?
The way you can tell,
Using silica gel
3 tons of wax and a tractor

The trouble with sick looking prog men
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 400 limericks!!)
Post by: rogerg on September 28, 2010, 05:32:00 PM
The trouble with sick looking prog men
is they'll likely get lost in a frog fen
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 400 limericks!!)
Post by: catherine on September 28, 2010, 08:06:32 PM
The trouble with sick looking prog men
is they'll likely get lost in a frog fen
Or else sleep all day,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 400 limericks!!)
Post by: L33VEY on September 28, 2010, 09:08:40 PM
The trouble with sick looking prog men
is they'll likely get lost in a frog fen
Or else sleep all day
Then eat dinner on a tray
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 400 limericks!!)
Post by: davejd on October 01, 2010, 09:52:27 AM
The trouble with sick looking prog men
is they'll likely get lost in a frog fen
Or else sleep all day
Then eat dinner on a tray
And hop skip and jump to the bog then

Don't forget to bring lots of jelly,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 400 limericks!!)
Post by: catherine on October 01, 2010, 10:47:55 AM
Don't forget to bring lots of jelly,
If you wish to appear on the telly.
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 400 limericks!!)
Post by: gav on October 01, 2010, 11:42:27 PM
Don't forget to bring lots of jelly,
If you wish to appear on the telly.
Or maybe some biscuits,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 400 limericks!!)
Post by: RacingHippo on October 02, 2010, 10:03:04 PM
Don't forget to bring lots of jelly,
If you wish to appear on the telly.
Or maybe some biscuits,
And if you think you can risk it
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 400 limericks!!)
Post by: catherine on October 02, 2010, 11:06:56 PM
Don't forget to bring lots of jelly,
If you wish to appear on the telly.
Or maybe some biscuits,
And if you think you can risk it
A nice bag of chips for our Nellie.

Major Blunders might make an appearance
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 400 limericks!!)
Post by: Trapezium Artist on October 03, 2010, 07:47:46 PM
Major Blunders might make an appearance,
Surrounded by new friends and adherents,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 400 limericks!!)
Post by: Pedro on October 03, 2010, 07:49:19 PM
Major Blunders might make an appearance,
Surrounded by new friends and adherents,
They wood(!) stick to his sticks
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 400 limericks!!)
Post by: johninblack on October 03, 2010, 11:41:54 PM
Major Blunders might make an appearance,
Surrounded by new friends and adherents,
They wood(!) stick to his sticks,
And wood(!) add to the mix,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 400 limericks!!)
Post by: catherine on October 04, 2010, 09:20:46 AM
Major Blunders might make an appearance,
Surrounded by new friends and adherents,
They wood(!) stick to his sticks,
And wood(!) add to the mix,
But require security clearance.

It's Monday. Its raining. Again.
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 400 limericks!!)
Post by: Trapezium Artist on October 04, 2010, 10:26:25 AM
It's Monday. Its raining. Again.
But soon it'll be Tuesday and then,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 400 limericks!!)
Post by: owen on October 04, 2010, 10:33:55 AM
It's Monday. Its raining. Again.
But soon it'll be Tuesday and then,
The sun will come out
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 400 limericks!!)
Post by: Pedro on October 04, 2010, 12:23:10 PM
It's Monday. Its raining. Again.
But soon it'll be Tuesday and then,
The sun will come out
I very much doubt
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 400 limericks!!)
Post by: Brom on October 04, 2010, 01:11:10 PM
It's Monday. Its raining. Again.
But soon it'll be Tuesday and then,
The sun will come out
I very much doubt
Tis the curse of deceased weathermen.

I had a beef sandwich for lunch  (That's a lie, it was chicken, but it didn't scan that well  :D )
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 400 limericks!!)
Post by: rogerg on October 04, 2010, 01:17:06 PM
I had a beef sandwich for lunch
thought, "chicken?" but no, on a hunch
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 400 limericks!!)
Post by: L33VEY on October 04, 2010, 01:19:26 PM
I had a beef sandwich for lunch
thought, "chicken?" but no, on a hunch
I'm sure beef is much better
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 400 limericks!!)
Post by: Pedro on October 04, 2010, 01:21:51 PM
I had a beef sandwich for lunch
thought, "chicken?" but no, on a hunch
I'm sure beef is much better
Condensed Milk is much wetter
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 400 limericks!!)
Post by: catherine on October 04, 2010, 01:55:58 PM
I had a beef sandwich for lunch
thought, "chicken?" but no, on a hunch
I'm sure beef is much better
Condensed Milk is much wetter
So I'll have 'em tomorrow, for brunch.

I've just had a nice cup of tea,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 400 limericks!!)
Post by: owen on October 04, 2010, 03:56:43 PM
I've just had a nice cup of tea,
that cost almost 65p
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 400 limericks!!)
Post by: Trapezium Artist on October 04, 2010, 05:31:19 PM
I've just had a nice cup of tea,
that cost almost 65p.
Sixty four and a half?
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 400 limericks!!)
Post by: rogerg on October 04, 2010, 05:32:29 PM
I've just had a nice cup of tea,
that cost almost 65p.
Sixty four and a half?
was it oolong or decaf?
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 400 limericks!!)
Post by: RacingHippo on October 04, 2010, 05:32:58 PM
I've just had a nice cup of tea,
that cost almost 65p.
Sixty four and a half?
They're 'avin' a larf!
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 400 limericks!!)
Post by: Trapezium Artist on October 04, 2010, 07:19:31 PM
(Ooh, limerick split, and this time completely along a trans-atlantic basis: I was sort of expecting "having a larf" to come from this side of the pond, but only a Yank could manage to rhyme "half" with "decaf". I'll leave someone else to resolve this one  :D )
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 400 limericks!!)
Post by: rogerg on October 04, 2010, 10:31:18 PM
(sits back to enjoy the show)
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 400 limericks!!)
Post by: davejd on October 06, 2010, 10:14:45 AM
I've just had a nice cup of tea,
that cost almost 65p.
Sixty four and a half?
was it oolong or decaf?
P.G. Tips and a hobnob for me

I've just had a nice cup of tea,
that cost almost 65p.
Sixty four and a half?
They're 'avin' a larf!
and they're taking the piss don't you see!

Jem has a birthday today,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 400 limericks!!)
Post by: Trapezium Artist on October 06, 2010, 10:19:41 AM
Jem has a birthday today,
Sliding slowly down senescence way,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 400 limericks!!)
Post by: Brom on October 06, 2010, 12:49:50 PM
Jem has a birthday today,
Sliding slowly down senescence way,
along with a cake,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 400 limericks!!)
Post by: L33VEY on October 06, 2010, 01:22:41 PM
Jem has a birthday today,
Sliding slowly down senescence way,
along with a cake,
that Mrs G has to bake
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 400 limericks!!)
Post by: rogerg on October 06, 2010, 02:02:02 PM
#430
Jem has a birthday today,
Sliding slowly down senescence way,
along with a cake,
that Mrs G has to bake
with a rousing What Ho! and a Hey!

this is surely not the end of the wishes,        (gotta get rhythmic there!)


(and well done on the double, dave!!)
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 400 limericks!!)
Post by: L33VEY on October 06, 2010, 05:52:04 PM
This is surely not the end of the wishes,
Our Jem deserves those hugs and kisses
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 400 limericks!!)
Post by: Trapezium Artist on October 06, 2010, 06:42:07 PM
This is surely not the end of the wishes,
Our Jem deserves those hugs and kisses,
No snogging from me  :shock:
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 400 limericks!!)
Post by: Nellie on October 06, 2010, 06:54:08 PM
This is surely not the end of the wishes,
Our Jem deserves those hugs and kisses,
No snogging from me  :shock:
Just close family,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 400 limericks!!)
Post by: L33VEY on October 09, 2010, 08:31:00 PM
This is surely not the end of the wishes,
Our Jem deserves those hugs and kisses,
No snogging from me  
Just close family,
And surely something special from the missus :shock:


DOTR has had its first show
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 400 limericks!!)
Post by: catherine on October 09, 2010, 11:20:00 PM
DOTR has had its first show
With stiff upper lips, chaps! What-ho!
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 400 limericks!!)
Post by: Trapezium Artist on October 10, 2010, 08:53:55 AM
DOTR has had its first show
With stiff upper lips, chaps! What-ho!
So tell us dear friends,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 400 limericks!!)
Post by: davejd on October 12, 2010, 02:27:37 PM
DOTR has had it's first show
With stiff upper lips, chaps! What-ho!
So tell us dear friends,
'Cos the fun never ends,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 400 limericks!!)
Post by: Trapezium Artist on October 16, 2010, 11:33:45 AM
DOTR has had its first show
With stiff upper lips, chaps! What-ho!
So tell us dear friends,
'Cos the fun never ends,
An account, please, blow-by-proggity-blow.

Just returned from a meeting in Venice,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 400 limericks!!)
Post by: rogerg on October 16, 2010, 12:56:00 PM
Just returned from a meeting in Venice,
did you get to play any tennis?
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 400 limericks!!)
Post by: Pedro on October 16, 2010, 12:56:52 PM
Just returned from a meeting in Venice,
did you get to play any tennis?
With the court underwater
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 400 limericks!!)
Post by: Phrog on October 16, 2010, 02:12:26 PM
Just returned from a meeting in Venice,
did you get to play any tennis?
With the court underwater
I couldn't serve like I ought'a
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 400 limericks!!)
Post by: catherine on October 16, 2010, 07:25:46 PM
Just returned from a meeting in Venice,
did you get to play any tennis?
With the court underwater
I couldn't serve like I ought'a
And the balls were all wet - what a menace.

So, now that the Realm is Defended,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 400 limericks!!)
Post by: Brom on October 16, 2010, 08:43:43 PM
So, now that the Realm is Defended
The rationing of prog music has ended,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 400 limericks!!)
Post by: Trapezium Artist on October 16, 2010, 08:48:07 PM
So, now that the Realm is Defended,
The rationing of prog music has ended,
Bananas all round,





(For my own pleasure, here's the smart alec second line I was typing just before Brom jumped in:

So, now that the Realm is Defended,
By prog, pop has been firmly Ostended,

 :D )
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 400 limericks!!)
Post by: davejd on October 18, 2010, 10:11:01 AM
So, now that the Realm is Defended,
The rationing of prog music has ended,
Bananas all round,
Selling england by the pound,

So, now that the Realm is Defended,
By prog, pop has been firmly Ostended,
Disco's dead, how Jamaica?
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 400 limericks!!)
Post by: catherine on October 19, 2010, 06:32:58 PM
So, now that the Realm is Defended,
The rationing of prog music has ended,
Bananas all round,
Selling england by the pound,
But the kilogram's now recommended

So, now that the Realm is Defended,
By prog, pop has been firmly Ostended,
Disco's dead, how Jamaica?
Let's play some Kula Shaker
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 400 limericks!!)
Post by: L33VEY on October 19, 2010, 09:21:47 PM
So, now that the Realm is Defended,
By prog, pop has been firmly Ostended,
Disco's dead, how Jamaica?
Let's play some Kula Shaker
It's a story that will never be ended

Version 3 of the Cube is now planned
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 400 limericks!!)
Post by: catherine on October 19, 2010, 09:50:38 PM
Version 3 of the Cube is now planned
To accommodate Jem's one-man-band
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 400 limericks!!)
Post by: Brom on October 20, 2010, 09:22:31 AM
Version 3 of the Cube is now planned
To accommodate Jem's one-man-band
and with cheap internet,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 400 limericks!!)
Post by: rogerg on October 20, 2010, 12:23:55 PM
Version 3 of the Cube is now planned
To accommodate Jem's one-man-band
and with cheap internet,
and Frost*y intent,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 400 limericks!!)
Post by: Pedro on October 20, 2010, 12:37:11 PM
Version 3 of the Cube is now planned
To accommodate Jem's one-man-band
and with cheap internet,
and Frost*y intent,
Wow, a tent? That should save a few grand.

Please play "No Me No You" for Ged's wife
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 400 limericks!!)
Post by: rogerg on October 20, 2010, 01:35:47 PM
Please play "No Me No You" for Ged's wife
or blood will flow, in mar'tal strife
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 400 limericks!!)
Post by: Phrog on October 20, 2010, 03:49:49 PM
Please play "No Me No You" for Ged's wife
or blood will flow, in mar'tal strife
You could use a bassoon!
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 400 limericks!!)
Post by: Nellie on October 20, 2010, 04:12:47 PM
Please play "No Me No You" for Ged's wife
or blood will flow, in mar'tal strife
You could use a bassoon!
Or a purple baboon,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 400 limericks!!)
Post by: catherine on October 20, 2010, 04:38:25 PM
Please play "No Me No You" for Ged's wife
or blood will flow, in mar'tal strife
You could use a bassoon!
Or a purple baboon,
Or else you could run for your life.

Two more days 'til the weekend - hurrah!
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 400 limericks!!)
Post by: Brom on October 20, 2010, 04:58:25 PM
Two more days 'til the weekend - hurrah!
So I'd better tune up my sitar,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 400 limericks!!)
Post by: RacingHippo on October 20, 2010, 05:08:35 PM
Two more days 'til the weekend - hurrah!
So I'd better tune up my sitar
And brush up my fez
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 400 limericks!!)
Post by: gr8gonzo on October 20, 2010, 06:43:13 PM
Two more days 'til the weekend - hurrah!
So I'd better tune up my sitar
And brush up my fez
My steampunk pince-nez
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 400 limericks!!)
Post by: Brom on October 22, 2010, 09:32:50 AM
Two more days 'til the weekend - hurrah!
So I'd better tune up my sitar
And brush up my fez
My steampunk pince-nez
For this Saturday's gig in Qatar

Said the ostrich while eating its hay,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 400 limericks!!)
Post by: Pedro on October 22, 2010, 11:59:10 AM
Said the ostrich while eating its hay,
I wish eggs were less painful to lay,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 400 limericks!!)
Post by: L33VEY on October 22, 2010, 12:16:04 PM
Said the ostrich while eating its hay,
I wish eggs were less painful to lay,
The shape is all wrong
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 400 limericks!!)
Post by: rogerg on October 22, 2010, 12:58:42 PM
Said the ostrich while eating its hay,
I wish eggs were less painful to lay,
The shape is all wrong
though much better than square




 :lol:
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 400 limericks!!)
Post by: RacingHippo on October 22, 2010, 02:09:27 PM
* :roll: @ Rog *
*offers a rhyming alternative*


Said the ostrich while eating its hay,
I wish eggs were less painful to lay,
The shape is all wrong
Though better than oblong
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 400 limericks!!)
Post by: catherine on October 22, 2010, 02:43:19 PM
Said the ostrich while eating its hay,
I wish eggs were less painful to lay,
The shape is all wrong
Though better than oblong
That'd make my eyes water, ev'ry day.

Beware! Hallowe'en's nearly upon us,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 400 limericks!!)
Post by: Trapezium Artist on October 22, 2010, 06:06:57 PM
Beware! Hallowe'en's nearly upon us,
But only recently here OCONUS,



(look it up  8-) )
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 400 limericks!!)
Post by: Brom on October 22, 2010, 07:48:48 PM
Beware! Hallowe'en's nearly upon us,
But only recently here OCONUS,
so don't trick or treat
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 400 limericks!!)
Post by: Trapezium Artist on October 22, 2010, 07:56:00 PM
Beware! Hallowe'en's nearly upon us,
But only recently here OCONUS,
So don't trick or treat,
Lest monsters you meet,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 400 limericks!!)
Post by: gav on October 23, 2010, 07:07:33 PM
#440
Beware! Hallowe'en's nearly upon us,
But only recently here OCONUS,
So don't trick or treat,
Lest monsters you meet,
And Dec slays DR.Oktopus!

Jem's having a Satchingly good time,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 400 limericks!!)
Post by: Trapezium Artist on October 23, 2010, 08:43:54 PM
Jem's having a Satchingly good time,
Is he playing, or is it really a mime?  8-)
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 400 limericks!!)
Post by: davejd on October 25, 2010, 10:17:01 AM
Jem's having a Satchingly good time,
Is he playing, or is it really a mime? 8-)
With fingers a flying,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 400 limericks!!)
Post by: Trapezium Artist on October 25, 2010, 10:21:46 AM
Jem's having a Satchingly good time,
Is he playing, or is it really a mime? 8-)
With fingers a flying,
Many notes that's implying,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 400 limericks!!)
Post by: L33VEY on October 25, 2010, 08:39:37 PM
Jem's having a Satchingly good time,
Is he playing, or is it really a mime?  
With fingers a flying,
Many notes that's implying,
The keyboards, at least, are sublime.  ;)


If you need gig photos, call MikeEvs
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 400 limericks!!)
Post by: Trapezium Artist on October 26, 2010, 01:17:17 PM
If you need gig photos, call MikeEvs,
He'll supply 'em if you bring the bevs,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 400 limericks!!)
Post by: gav on October 26, 2010, 09:46:25 PM
If you need gig photos, call MikeEvs,
He'll supply 'em if you bring the bevs,
With great light exposure
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 400 limericks!!)
Post by: Brom on October 27, 2010, 10:35:48 AM
If you need gig photos, call MikeEvs,
He'll supply 'em if you bring the bevs,
With great light exposure
and exquisite composure
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 400 limericks!!)
Post by: Pedro on October 27, 2010, 12:44:45 PM
If you need gig photos, call MikeEvs,
He'll supply 'em if you bring the bevs,
With great light exposure
and exquisite composure
and no need to store negatevs


It's our Sarah's birthday today
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 400 limericks!!)
Post by: L33VEY on October 27, 2010, 01:16:49 PM
It's our Sarah's birthday today
So give a "Whatho" and "Hurray"
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 400 limericks!!)
Post by: catherine on October 27, 2010, 01:22:41 PM
It's our Sarah's birthday today
So give a "Whatho" and "Hurray"
Just don't ask for ID
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 400 limericks!!)
Post by: rogerg on October 27, 2010, 03:00:02 PM
It's our Sarah's birthday today
So give a "Whatho" and "Hurray"
Just don't ask for ID
and shout, "fiddle-dee-dee!"
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 400 limericks!!)
Post by: catherine on October 28, 2010, 10:31:38 AM
It's our Sarah's birthday today
So give a "Whatho" and "Hurray"
Just don't ask for ID
and shout, "fiddle-dee-dee!"
What she'd show you, I really can't say.

With Defence of The Realm mugs in stock,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 400 limericks!!)
Post by: RacingHippo on October 28, 2010, 12:57:09 PM
With Defence of The Realm mugs in stock,
Our tea-breaks surely will rock
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 400 limericks!!)
Post by: D S on October 28, 2010, 01:31:37 PM
With Defence of The Realm mugs in stock,
Our tea-breaks surely will rock
'Keep Calm' says the mug
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 400 limericks!!)
Post by: Mouse on October 28, 2010, 06:15:17 PM
With Defence of The Realm mugs in stock,
Our tea-breaks surely will rock
'Keep Calm' says the mug
Sip carefully, don't glug
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 400 limericks!!)
Post by: catherine on October 29, 2010, 10:07:18 AM
With Defence of The Realm mugs in stock,
Our tea-breaks surely will rock
'Keep Calm' says the mug
Sip carefully, don't glug
Or you're in for an unpleasant shock.

It'll soon be the 5th of November,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 400 limericks!!)
Post by: Trapezium Artist on October 29, 2010, 12:37:34 PM
It'll soon be the 5th of November,
What happens then? I can't quite remember  8-)
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 400 limericks!!)
Post by: catherine on October 29, 2010, 12:42:54 PM
It'll soon be the 5th of November,
What happens then? I can't quite remember
TA's senile, you see,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 400 limericks!!)
Post by: Pedro on October 29, 2010, 12:46:28 PM
It'll soon be the 5th of November,
What happens then? I can't quite remember
TA's senile, you see,
He's got PTSD
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 400 limericks!!)
Post by: johninblack on October 29, 2010, 12:50:00 PM
It'll soon be the 5th of November,
What happens then? I can't quite remember
TA's senile, you see,
He's got PTSD
He's had it since last September.



Not long till the shoot in Derby,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 400 limericks!!)
Post by: Mouse on October 29, 2010, 05:56:07 PM
Not long till the shoot in Derby,
When all Frost*ies will go suitably barmy
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 400 limericks!!)
Post by: Trapezium Artist on October 29, 2010, 06:03:10 PM
Not long till the shoot in Derby,
Poor gee-gees! Can't you top Barbie?



(aargh; fork! c'mon Mouse, "barmy" doesn't rhyme with Derby"  8-) )
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 400 limericks!!)
Post by: Mouse on October 29, 2010, 08:04:03 PM
"barmy" doesn't rhyme with "Derby"
Said TA, who's gone suitably barmy

 ;)
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 400 limericks!!)
Post by: RacingHippo on October 30, 2010, 10:35:03 PM
Not long till the shoot in Derby,
When all Frost*ies will go suitably barmy
Um. We already are.


Not long till the shoot in Derby,
Poor gee-gees! Can't you top Barbie?
First you must get past Ken!


"barmy" doesn't rhyme with "Derby"
Said TA, who's gone suitably barmy
Triple fork! Egads!
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 400 limericks!!)
Post by: johninblack on October 31, 2010, 09:37:26 AM
Quote from: "RacingHippo"
Not long till the shoot in Derby,
When all Frost*ies will go suitably barmy
Um. We already are.


Not long till the shoot in Derby,
Poor gee-gees! Can't you top Barbie?
First you must get past Ken!


"barmy" doesn't rhyme with "Derby"
Said TA, who's gone suitably barmy
Triple fork! Egads!


F@#k that!! 3 at once is way too hard for my small brain to deal with........
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 400 limericks!!)
Post by: Trapezium Artist on October 31, 2010, 10:37:26 AM
Not long till the shoot in Derby,
When all Frost*ies will go suitably barmy,
Um. We already are.
Our brains have gone far,


Not long till the shoot in Derby,
Poor gee-gees! Can't you top Barbie?
First you must get past Ken!
He's surrounded by men,


"barmy" doesn't rhyme with "Derby"
Said TA, who's gone suitably barmy
Triple fork! Egads!
Never fear, lasses and lads!



(c'mon, JiB: your turn now  :D )
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 400 limericks!!)
Post by: rogerg on October 31, 2010, 11:30:17 AM
Not long till the shoot in Derby,
When all Frost*ies will go suitably barmy,
Um. We already are.
Our brains have gone far,
and we've fallen into suitably smarmy!

Not long till the shoot in Derby,
Poor gee-gees! Can't you top Barbie?
First you must get past Ken!
He's surrounded by men,
for me to finish is an it beyond far-be.

"barmy" doesn't rhyme with "Derby"
Said TA, who's gone suitably barmy
Triple fork! Egads!
Never fear, lasses and lads!
with a triple fork you can eat foots all carby!



whew!

perhaps we will restore us some sanity
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 400 limericks!!)
Post by: MadeOutOfCats on October 31, 2010, 11:59:48 AM
Quote from: "rogerg"
for me to finish is an it beyond far-be.
Nice!  :D

Anyway, moving on...


perhaps we will restore us some sanity
Never mind that. Did you know a manatee
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 400 limericks!!)
Post by: D S on October 31, 2010, 01:01:41 PM
Perhaps we will restore us some sanity
Never mind that. Did you know a manatee
Is called a sea cow
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 400 limericks!!)
Post by: Trapezium Artist on October 31, 2010, 03:18:09 PM
Perhaps we will restore us some sanity,
Never mind that. Did you know a manatee
Is called a sea cow?
You're smart; take a bow!
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 400 limericks!!)
Post by: MadeOutOfCats on November 01, 2010, 08:12:52 PM
Perhaps we will restore us some sanity,
Never mind that. Did you know a manatee
Is called a sea cow?
You're smart; take a bow!
Why, thanks! (That helps feed my vanity.)

It's time for a rhyme about Blunders
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 400 limericks!!)
Post by: Pedro on November 01, 2010, 08:19:19 PM
It's time for a rhyme about Blunders
That tells of his tub-thumping wonders
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 400 limericks!!)
Post by: Phrog on November 01, 2010, 08:32:15 PM
It's time for a rhyme about Blunders
That tells of his tub-thumping wonders
He's an expert on Jazz,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 400 limericks!!)
Post by: rogerg on November 01, 2010, 09:55:58 PM
It's time for a rhyme about Blunders
That tells of his tub-thumping wonders
He's an expert on Jazz,
both Modern and Trads,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 400 limericks!!)
Post by: johninblack on November 02, 2010, 02:32:54 AM
#450
It's time for a rhyme about Blunders
That tells of his tub-thumping wonders
He's an expert on Jazz,
both Modern and Trads,
and his bass drum positively thunders.





Blunders claims there's a dry bar,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 400 limericks!!)
Post by: catherine on November 03, 2010, 12:10:32 PM
Blunders claims there's a dry bar,
Where they serve you dry gin, mixed with tar,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 400 limericks!!)
Post by: Trapezium Artist on November 03, 2010, 12:39:34 PM
Blunders claims there's a dry bar,
Where they serve you dry gin, mixed with tar,
It tastes a bit sticky,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 400 limericks!!)
Post by: johninblack on November 03, 2010, 12:59:13 PM
Blunders claims there's a dry bar,
Where they serve you dry gin, mixed with tar,
It tastes a bit sticky,
so don't take the micky,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 400 limericks!!)
Post by: catherine on November 03, 2010, 06:47:41 PM
Blunders claims there's a dry bar,
Where they serve you dry gin, mixed with tar,
It tastes a bit sticky,
so don't take the micky,
Just use it to coat your cigar.

The BOTY gig this year has PALLAS
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 400 limericks!!)
Post by: RacingHippo on November 04, 2010, 09:54:20 AM
The BOTY gig this year has PALLAS
Ouch! Ointment may help the discomfort pass
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 400 limericks!!)
Post by: rogerg on November 04, 2010, 12:27:19 PM
The BOTY gig this year has PALLAS
Ouch! Ointment may help the discomfort pass
sounds beyond the pail...
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 400 limericks!!)
Post by: Trapezium Artist on November 04, 2010, 04:15:43 PM
The BOTY gig this year has PALLAS
Ouch! Ointment may help the discomfort pass
sounds beyond the pail...
It's the size of a whale!
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 400 limericks!!)
Post by: catherine on November 04, 2010, 08:20:05 PM
The BOTY gig this year has PALLAS
Ouch! Ointment may help the discomfort pass
sounds beyond the pail...
It's the size of a whale!
Good job I'll be home, watching Dallas.

I'll be sitting there, watching the telly,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 400 limericks!!)
Post by: Trapezium Artist on November 04, 2010, 09:13:15 PM
I'll be sitting there, watching the telly,
My name's Po, it's the one in my belly,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 400 limericks!!)
Post by: L33VEY on November 04, 2010, 09:23:05 PM
'll be sitting there, watching the telly,
My name's Po, it's the one in my belly,
Tinky Winky's gone missing
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 400 limericks!!)
Post by: Trapezium Artist on November 04, 2010, 09:27:58 PM
I'll be sitting there, watching the telly,
My name's Po, it's the one in my belly,
Tinky Winky's gone missing,
Dipsy's drunk and is pissing,




(sorry, couldn't resist  :D )
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 400 limericks!!)
Post by: L33VEY on November 04, 2010, 09:45:25 PM
'll be sitting there, watching the telly,
My name's Po, it's the one in my belly,
Tinky Winky's gone missing,
Dipsy's drunk and is pissing,
And La La has gone looking for Nellie

(couldn't resist that either..)

These limericks should be Frost* related!
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 400 limericks!!)
Post by: Trapezium Artist on November 04, 2010, 09:48:50 PM
These limericks should be Frost* related!
Oh no, that idea's terribly dated,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 400 limericks!!)
Post by: Pedro on November 04, 2010, 09:50:01 PM
These limericks should be Frost* related!
Oh no, that idea's terribly dated,
We have to progress
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 400 limericks!!)
Post by: gav on November 04, 2010, 10:02:46 PM
These limericks should be Frost* related!
Oh no, that idea's terribly dated,
We have to progress,
Which is why it's called Prog, yes?
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 450 limericks!!)
Post by: Pedro on November 04, 2010, 10:12:39 PM
#454
These limericks should be Frost* related!
Oh no, that idea's terribly dated,
We have to progress,
Which is why it's called Prog, yes?
with odd rhythms as you've demonstrated


It's a shame that Jem can't play with Dec
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 450 limericks!!)
Post by: Trapezium Artist on November 04, 2010, 11:09:08 PM
It's a shame that Jem can't play with Dec,
Or dance with that Anton Du Beke,





(it does rhyme, honest!)
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 450 limericks!!)
Post by: RacingHippo on November 05, 2010, 12:46:09 PM
It's a shame that Jem can't play with Dec,
Or dance with that Anton Du Beke,
Flamadiddle will rock :)




[Pedro - that was genius]
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 450 limericks!!)
Post by: L33VEY on November 06, 2010, 10:17:43 AM
It's a shame that Jem can't play with Dec,
Or dance with that Anton Du Beke,
Flamadiddle will rock
Widdecombe in a frock  :shock:
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 450 limericks!!)
Post by: owen on November 07, 2010, 12:01:48 AM
It's a shame that Jem can't play with Dec,
Or dance with that Anton Du Beke,
Flamadiddle will rock
Widdecombe in a frock  
Still, at least he looks better than Shrek!

I was watching the X-factor tonight
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Post by: Pedro on November 07, 2010, 12:25:49 PM
I was watching the X-factor tonight
With the sound set to mute it's alright
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Post by: MadeOutOfCats on November 07, 2010, 01:32:12 PM
I was watching the X-factor tonight
With the sound set to mute it's alright
It's a fine, chlling mime
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Post by: Pedro on November 07, 2010, 03:48:27 PM
I was watching the X-factor tonight
With the sound set to mute it's alright
It's a fine, chlling mime
If you're drunk at the time
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Post by: owen on November 07, 2010, 06:17:00 PM
I was watching the X-factor tonight
With the sound set to mute it's alright
It's a fine, chlling mime
If you're drunk at the time
If you're sober it's just total....errr.....delight.

The last line I wrote was a fib
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Post by: Villuccikeys on November 07, 2010, 06:51:26 PM
The last line I wrote was a fib
There must be a way to tie fib to glib.
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Post by: rogerg on November 07, 2010, 07:44:07 PM
The last line I wrote was a fib
There must be a way to tie fib to glib
I think you just did it
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Post by: Pedro on November 08, 2010, 12:36:14 AM
The last line I wrote was a fib
There must be a way to tie fib to glib
I think you just did it
and much to your credit
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Post by: johninblack on November 08, 2010, 06:27:58 AM
The last line I wrote was a fib
There must be a way to tie fib to glib
I think you just did it
and much to your credit
And the last line belongs to Jib!



The Frost* reports are just great,
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Post by: Trapezium Artist on November 08, 2010, 08:29:24 AM
The Frost* reports are just great,
That's seven syllables, not eight!
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Post by: RacingHippo on November 08, 2010, 09:41:29 AM
The Frost* reports are just great,
That's seven syllables, not eight!
TA - you're a pedant!
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Post by: Brom on November 08, 2010, 12:46:19 PM
The Frost* reports are just great,
That's seven syllables, not eight!
TA - you're a pedant!
To spot the discrepant,
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Post by: Mooncat on November 08, 2010, 02:50:52 PM
The Frost* reports are just great,
That's seven syllables, not eight!
TA - you're a pedant!
To spot the discrepant,
But hopefully we're all still mates!!!

I just made my first Limerick post,
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Post by: owen on November 08, 2010, 03:27:32 PM
I just made my first Limerick post
To that we should all raise a toast
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Post by: rogerg on November 08, 2010, 03:45:38 PM
I just made my first Limerick post
To that we should all raise a toast
well done! have a biscuit!
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Post by: Trapezium Artist on November 08, 2010, 04:45:34 PM
I just made my first Limerick post
To that we should all raise a toast
well done! have a biscuit!
Egg nog? First whisk it!
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Post by: Villuccikeys on November 10, 2010, 08:40:44 AM
I just made my first Limerick post
To that we should all raise a toast
well done! have a biscuit!
Egg nog? First whisk it!
Big deal, there's no need to boast.


This Limerick will be superior.
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Post by: catherine on November 10, 2010, 12:39:25 PM
This Limerick will be superior.
All the others are vastly inferior,
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Post by: Pedro on November 10, 2010, 01:46:16 PM
This Limerick will be superior.
All the others are vastly inferior,
What sets this apart,
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Post by: catherine on November 10, 2010, 01:55:45 PM
This Limerick will be superior.
All the others are vastly inferior,
What sets this apart,
Is our grasp of the art,
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Post by: Pedro on November 10, 2010, 02:09:25 PM
#460
This Limerick will be superior.
All the others are vastly inferior,
What sets this apart,
Is our grasp of the art,
and our passion to make the place cheerier

I'm hoping that Santa will bring
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Post by: RacingHippo on November 10, 2010, 03:00:41 PM
I'm hoping that Santa will bring
Some packages, tied up with string
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Post by: Trapezium Artist on November 10, 2010, 04:13:44 PM
I'm hoping that Santa will bring
Some packages, tied up with string,
A bag full of nuts?
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Post by: rogerg on November 11, 2010, 12:51:26 AM
I'm hoping that Santa will bring
Some packages, tied up with string,
A bag full of nuts?
to keep in the guts.
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Post by: catherine on November 11, 2010, 10:11:01 AM
I'm hoping that Santa will bring
Some packages, tied up with string,
A bag full of nuts?
to keep in the guts,
Else I won't be able to sing.

How I wish I could see the Tourette,
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Post by: Mooncat on November 11, 2010, 11:13:15 AM
How I wish I could see the Tourette,
In the flesh, not on a TV set,
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Post by: Pedro on November 11, 2010, 12:33:08 PM
How I wish I could see the Tourette,
In the flesh, not on a TV set,
If you live far away
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Post by: owen on November 11, 2010, 02:20:30 PM
How I wish I could see the Tourette,
In the flesh, not on a TV set,
If you live far away
(Like the US of A)
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Post by: Villuccikeys on November 11, 2010, 10:10:55 PM
How I wish I could see the Tourette,
In the flesh, not on a TV set,
If you live far away
(Like the US of A)
Tough shit.


Okay, that last one didn't rhyme
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Post by: Mouse on November 11, 2010, 10:19:57 PM
Okay, that last one didn't rhyme
But it did make me chuckle, so fine!
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Post by: rogerg on November 11, 2010, 10:33:14 PM
Okay, that last one didn't rhyme
But it did make me chuckle, so fine!
the rhythm was funky
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Post by: owen on November 12, 2010, 09:32:14 AM
Okay, that last one didn't rhyme
But it did make me chuckle, so fine!
the rhythm was funky
Not prog, more quite punky
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Post by: Trapezium Artist on November 12, 2010, 05:40:23 PM
Okay, that last one didn't rhyme
But it did make me chuckle, so fine!
the rhythm was funky
Not prog, more quite punky,
Playing loud, but never in time.

I just bought some cheese in Edam,
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Post by: Brom on November 12, 2010, 06:25:20 PM
I just bought some cheese in Edam
for my family cos I need to feed em
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Post by: Trapezium Artist on November 12, 2010, 07:22:04 PM
I just bought some cheese in Edam
for my family cos I need to feed em,
Right! Time to go home,
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Post by: owen on November 12, 2010, 08:05:55 PM
I just bought some cheese in Edam
for my family cos I need to feed em,
Right! Time to go home,
No more shall I roam
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Post by: MadeOutOfCats on November 13, 2010, 11:42:37 AM
I just bought some cheese in Edam
for my family cos I need to feed em,
Right! Time to go home,
No more shall I roam
I know the illusion is freedom.

So, what is a Black Live Machine?
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Post by: Trapezium Artist on November 13, 2010, 12:09:07 PM
So, what is a Black Live Machine?
Thing that burns biscuits in the canteen?
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Post by: Mouse on November 13, 2010, 12:34:21 PM
So, what is a Black Live Machine?
Thing that burns biscuits in the canteen?
Or is it the machine that goes ping!
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Post by: Pedro on November 13, 2010, 12:36:49 PM
So, what is a Black Live Machine?
Thing that burns biscuits in the canteen?
Or is it the machine that goes ping!
Or maybe a machine that totally knackers the Space-Limerick Continuum....thing
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Post by: johninblack on November 13, 2010, 12:59:06 PM
So, what is a Black Live Machine?
Thing that burns biscuits in the canteen?
Or is it the machine that goes ping!
Or maybe a machine that totally knackers the Space-Limerick Continuum....thing
Or something completely different?


I really can not be arsed,
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Post by: owen on November 13, 2010, 01:20:27 PM
Me neither.

What?

Oh.

I really cannot be arsed
To dwell on the songs of the past

( try a posh southern accent, something which I have never possessed)
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Post by: Pedro on November 13, 2010, 01:35:21 PM
I really cannot be arsed
To dwell on the songs of the past
Give me something new
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Post by: rogerg on November 13, 2010, 02:03:52 PM
So, what is a Black Live Machine?
Thing that burns biscuits in the canteen?
Or is it the machine that goes ping!
or ring-a-ding-ding!
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 450 limericks!!)
Post by: Pedro on November 13, 2010, 02:32:02 PM
So, what is a Black Live Machine?
Thing that burns biscuits in the canteen?
A machine that goes ping!
or ring-a-ding-ding!
Or a gadget that no-one has seen?

I really cannot be arsed
To dwell on the songs of the past
Give me something new
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Post by: Trapezium Artist on November 13, 2010, 02:54:38 PM
I really cannot be arsed
To dwell on the songs of the past
Give me something new
For my ears to chew
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Post by: L33VEY on November 13, 2010, 03:34:01 PM
I really cannot be arsed
To dwell on the songs of the past
Give me something new
For my ears to chew
Any my voice to have a blast


TA's close to posting a grand
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Post by: rogerg on November 13, 2010, 03:51:32 PM
TA's close to posting a grand
his prize? Bermuda to get tanned?




(sorry about the mess-up.  missed a page again....  thanks for the save, Pedro!)
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 450 limericks!!)
Post by: Pedro on November 13, 2010, 04:00:27 PM
TA's close to posting a grand
his prize? Bermuda to get tanned?
Is tanned State a prize?
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 450 limericks!!)
Post by: owen on November 13, 2010, 08:16:06 PM
TA's close to posting a grand
his prize? Bermuda to get tanned?
Is tanned State a prize?
Or a pain in the thighs?
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Post by: Brom on November 14, 2010, 08:54:22 AM
TA's close to posting a grand
his prize? Bermuda to get tanned?
Is tanned State a prize?
Or a pain in the thighs?
Send pics and just watch them get banned!

Sunday mornings can be ever so quiet,
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Post by: Pedro on November 14, 2010, 10:41:31 AM
Sunday mornings can be ever so quiet,
Even more so if you can in-lie it
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Post by: Trapezium Artist on November 14, 2010, 10:50:48 AM
Sunday mornings can be ever so quiet,
Even more so if you can in-lie it,
I did, it was good,
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Post by: Pedro on November 14, 2010, 01:44:50 PM
Sunday mornings can be ever so quiet,
Even more so if you can in-lie it,
I did, it was good
Didn't think that we would
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Post by: catherine on November 14, 2010, 04:06:17 PM
Sunday mornings can be ever so quiet,
Even more so if you can in-lie it,
I did, it was good
Didn't think that we would
Better wait for a week, and then try it.

Arena were great at The Peel,
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Post by: L33VEY on November 14, 2010, 04:51:18 PM
Arena were great at The Peel,
The Visitor was featured a great deal
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Post by: Pedro on November 14, 2010, 05:56:46 PM
Arena were great at The Peel,
The Visitor was featured a great deal
Referring to Paul? ;)
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Post by: catherine on November 14, 2010, 11:04:00 PM
Arena were great at The Peel,
The Visitor was featured a great deal
Referring to Paul? ;)
Yes, he gave it his all,
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Post by: Villuccikeys on November 15, 2010, 10:11:51 PM
#470
Arena were great at The Peel,
The Visitor was featured a great deal
Referring to Paul?
Yes, he gave it his all,
A shame that I missed all the zeal.


This one will be self-referential
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Post by: owen on November 16, 2010, 06:23:36 AM
This one will be self-referential
A subject I find preferential
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 450 limericks!!)
Post by: catherine on November 16, 2010, 11:32:49 AM
This one will be self-referential
A subject I find preferential
Its recursivity
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Post by: MadeOutOfCats on November 16, 2010, 05:27:18 PM
This one will be self-referential
A subject I find preferential
Its recursivity
Is a proclivity
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 450 limericks!!)
Post by: catherine on November 17, 2010, 04:05:23 PM
This one will be self-referential
A subject I find preferential
Its recursivity
Is a proclivity
And the profits become exponential.

So, the calendar for Twenty-Eleven,
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Post by: Pedro on November 17, 2010, 04:31:00 PM
So, the calendar for Twenty-Eleven,
Contains five more pictures than seven
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Post by: catherine on November 17, 2010, 05:27:24 PM
So, the calendar for Twenty-Eleven,
Contains five more pictures than seven
What, four more than eight?
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 450 limericks!!)
Post by: rogerg on November 18, 2010, 12:58:10 AM
So, the calendar for Twenty-Eleven,
Contains five more pictures than seven
What, four more than eight?
so you'll never be late!
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Post by: Mouse on November 18, 2010, 01:07:31 AM
So, the calendar for Twenty-Eleven,
Contains five more pictures than seven
What, four more than eight?
so you'll never be late!
And risk an early arrival in Heaven

I said "Hellay!" to a sparrow today
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Post by: johninblack on November 19, 2010, 10:23:00 AM
I said "Hellay!" to a sparrow today,
he turned round and said "Go Away!"
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 450 limericks!!)
Post by: Againesis on November 19, 2010, 11:32:12 AM
I said "Hellay!" to a sparrow today,
he turned round and said "Go Away!"
So I tried a "What Ho",
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 450 limericks!!)
Post by: catherine on November 19, 2010, 11:36:09 AM
I said "Hellay!" to a sparrow today,
he turned round and said "Go Away!"
So I tried a "What Ho",
But he yawned, and cheeped "No!",
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 450 limericks!!)
Post by: rogerg on November 19, 2010, 01:21:45 PM
I said "Hellay!" to a sparrow today,
he turned round and said "Go Away!"
So I tried a "What Ho",
But he yawned, and cheeped "No!",
So I served him up on a tray.


too many damn things in my head
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 450 limericks!!)
Post by: RacingHippo on November 19, 2010, 01:43:01 PM
Too many damn things in my head
I think I'll just go back to bed
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Post by: Againesis on November 19, 2010, 02:11:11 PM
Too many damn things in my head,
I think I'll just go back to bed.
But the crumbs in the sheets
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Post by: RobRideout on November 23, 2010, 04:26:56 PM
Too many damn things in my head,
I think I'll just go back to bed.
But the crumbs in the sheets
And some 'Frasier' repeats
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 450 limericks!!)
Post by: L33VEY on November 23, 2010, 09:37:55 PM
Too many damn things in my head,
I think I'll just go back to bed.
But the crumbs in the sheets
And some 'Frasier' repeats
Means I stay wide awake instead


Yippee! Jem is on the radio
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Post by: rogerg on November 23, 2010, 10:53:49 PM
Yippee! Jem is on the radio
and it's filled my ears all day-dee-o!
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 450 limericks!!)
Post by: RacingHippo on November 25, 2010, 09:46:41 AM
Yippee! Jem is on the radio
and it's filled my ears all day-dee-o!
It's a jolly ol' show
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Post by: Pedro on November 25, 2010, 12:54:43 PM
Yippee! Jem is on the radio
and it's filled my ears all day-dee-o!
It's a jolly ol' show
and a total K.O.
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 450 limericks!!)
Post by: catherine on November 25, 2010, 11:36:48 PM
Yippee! Jem is on the radio
and it's filled my ears all day-dee-o!
It's a jolly ol' show
and a total K.O.
so let's have a large lemonade-i-o!

So Frost* week is nigh! Who's attending?
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 450 limericks!!)
Post by: L33VEY on November 27, 2010, 10:15:19 AM
So Frost* week is nigh! Who's attending?
With the snow and the ice it's depending
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 450 limericks!!)
Post by: Pedro on November 27, 2010, 12:10:17 PM
So Frost* week is nigh! Who's attending?
With the snow and the ice it's depending
Wild horses won't stop me
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 450 limericks!!)
Post by: Mouse on November 27, 2010, 12:44:02 PM
So Frost* week is nigh! Who's attending?
With the snow and the ice it's depending
Wild horses won't stop me
We could ride them to Derby!
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Post by: Trapezium Artist on November 28, 2010, 10:22:26 PM
So Frost* week is nigh! Who's attending?
With the snow and the ice it's depending
Wild horses won't stop me
We could ride them to Derby!
At least then no fences'll need mending.

With this post, I'll bring up my grand,
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Post by: Nellie on November 28, 2010, 10:32:24 PM
With this post, I'll bring up my grand,
Oh congrats, let's all give him a hand
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 450 limericks!!)
Post by: catherine on November 28, 2010, 10:55:32 PM
With this post, I'll bring up my grand,
Oh congrats, let's all give him a hand
TA's a Cadbury's Boaster!
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 450 limericks!!)
Post by: Pedro on November 28, 2010, 11:08:15 PM
With this post, I'll bring up my grand,
Oh congrats, let's all give him a hand
TA's a Cadbury's Boaster!
A true kilo-poster
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 450 limericks!!)
Post by: rogerg on November 28, 2010, 11:26:04 PM
With this post, I'll bring up my grand,
Oh congrats, let's all give him a hand
TA's a Cadbury's Boaster!
A true kilo-poster
a few more he'll be part of the band!


the big week is nearly upon us!
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 450 limericks!!)
Post by: Trapezium Artist on November 28, 2010, 11:47:47 PM
the big week is nearly upon us!
Where I live, it came without fuss,



[thanks hugely to Nellie, Catherine, Pedro, and Roger for completing my Boaster-Poster ditty: I can't think of a finer quartet of accomplished Frost*ie limerick writers for the job; I am truly flattered  :oops:]
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Post by: L33VEY on November 30, 2010, 08:01:00 PM
the big week is nearly upon us!
Where I live, it came without fuss,
Frost*ies are sooo excited
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 450 limericks!!)
Post by: RacingHippo on November 30, 2010, 08:25:49 PM
the big week is nearly upon us!
Where I live, it came without fuss,
Frost*ies are sooo excited
Their eyes all gaily* up-lighted


*In the old-fashioned sense, natch.
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 450 limericks!!)
Post by: MadeOutOfCats on December 09, 2010, 08:51:27 PM
the big week is nearly upon us!
Where I live, it came without fuss,
Frost*ies are sooo excited
Their eyes all gaily up-lighted
As they wait for Dr oKtopUs

Blunders needs more pram in the wedge
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 450 limericks!!)
Post by: Pedro on December 09, 2010, 10:02:47 PM
Blunders needs more pram in the wedge
In the duel it would give him the edge          /
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 450 limericks!!)
Post by: L33VEY on December 09, 2010, 10:06:35 PM
Blunders needs more pram in the wedge
In the duel it would give him the edge
But when competing with Jem
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 450 limericks!!)
Post by: catherine on December 09, 2010, 11:04:54 PM
Blunders needs more pram in the wedge
In the duel it would give him the edge
But when competing with Jem
He needs beer, grit and phlegm
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 450 limericks!!)
Post by: Trapezium Artist on December 10, 2010, 08:28:38 AM
Blunders needs more pram in the wedge
In the duel it would give him the edge
But when competing with Jem
He needs beer, grit and phlegm,
And a chainsaw to chop down his hedge.

The gigs are all over for now,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 450 limericks!!)
Post by: Againesis on December 10, 2010, 02:53:10 PM
The gigs are all over for now,
Wipe a tear as our boys take their bow.
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 450 limericks!!)
Post by: DueyC on December 10, 2010, 04:17:12 PM
The gigs are all over for now,
Wipe a tear as our boys take their bow.
But wait, there's one more
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 450 limericks!!)
Post by: RacingHippo on December 10, 2010, 04:28:48 PM
The gigs are all over for now,
Wipe a tear as our boys take their bow.
But wait, there's one more
'Though not Frost* anymore
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 450 limericks!!)
Post by: MadeOutOfCats on December 10, 2010, 06:27:12 PM
#480
The gigs are all over for now,
Wipe a tear as our boys take their bow.
But wait, there's one more
'Though not Frost* anymore
It's three parts Frost* and two parts Kino

We're waiting for the DVD
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 450 limericks!!)
Post by: DueyC on December 11, 2010, 12:54:36 AM
We're waiting for the DVD
Oh how exciting that will be
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 450 limericks!!)
Post by: Againesis on December 12, 2010, 12:36:13 AM
We're waiting for the DVD
Oh how exciting that will be
Our Jem in HD
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 450 limericks!!)
Post by: L33VEY on December 12, 2010, 02:04:26 PM
We're waiting for the DVD
Oh how exciting that will be
Our Jem in HD
Plus those other 3
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 450 limericks!!)
Post by: LivingForever on December 12, 2010, 04:10:07 PM
We're waiting for the DVD
Oh how exciting that will be
Our Jem in HD
Plus those other 3
Except for Dec, who thinks he needs a pee.
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 450 limericks!!)
Post by: L33VEY on December 12, 2010, 04:28:32 PM
LFE forgot to start a new rhyme!
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 450 limericks!!)
Post by: Pedro on December 12, 2010, 06:14:40 PM
LFE forgot to start a new rhyme!
That happens here from time to time
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 450 limericks!!)
Post by: catherine on December 12, 2010, 06:44:52 PM
LFE forgot to start a new rhyme!
That happens here from time to time
The excitement's too much
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 450 limericks!!)
Post by: Brom on December 12, 2010, 08:21:09 PM
LFE forgot to start a new rhyme!
That happens here from time to time
The excitement's too much
People read but don't touch
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 450 limericks!!)
Post by: Trapezium Artist on December 12, 2010, 08:23:19 PM
LFE forgot to start a new rhyme!
That happens here from time to time
The excitement's too much,
You can look but don't touch,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 450 limericks!!)
Post by: L33VEY on December 12, 2010, 08:54:42 PM
LFE forgot to start a new rhyme!
That happens here from time to time
The excitement's too much,
You can look but don't touch,
Then there's duplication but it's no crime

LFE forgot to start a new rhyme!
That happens here from time to time
The excitement's too much
People read but don't touch
Then there's duplication but it's no crime

Come on - who make the 2,000th reply?
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 450 limericks!!)
Post by: Trapezium Artist on December 12, 2010, 10:38:18 PM
Come on - who make the 2,000th reply?
That'll be me then, Marty McFly,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 450 limericks!!)
Post by: RacingHippo on December 12, 2010, 10:52:43 PM
Come on - who make the 2,000th reply?
That'll be me then, Marty McFly,
You don't look the same
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 450 limericks!!)
Post by: Trapezium Artist on December 12, 2010, 11:10:54 PM
Come on - who make the 2,000th reply?
That'll be me then, Marty McFly,
You don't look the same,
The time travel's to blame,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 450 limericks!!)
Post by: catherine on December 14, 2010, 02:28:27 PM
Come on - who make the 2,000th reply?
That'll be me then, Marty McFly,
You don't look the same,
The time travel's to blame,
Or else it's the mud in your eye.

The weather will again turn so chilly,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 450 limericks!!)
Post by: LivingForever on December 14, 2010, 04:26:01 PM
Quote from: "catherine"

The weather will again turn so chilly,

In Derby it really was silly,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 450 limericks!!)
Post by: MadeOutOfCats on December 14, 2010, 05:05:31 PM
The weather will again turn so chilly,
In Derby it really was silly.
The monkeys were brass
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 450 limericks!!)
Post by: rogerg on December 14, 2010, 06:16:34 PM
The weather will again turn so chilly,
In Derby it really was silly.
The monkeys were brass
and the witches were crass  



(Not our Nicky, though!)  :D
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 450 limericks!!)
Post by: catherine on December 14, 2010, 07:14:56 PM
The weather will again turn so chilly,
In Derby it really was silly.
The monkeys were brass
and the witches were crass
They all laughed at Jem's poor cold short...

I've got problems. My mixer ain't working.
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 450 limericks!!)
Post by: Trapezium Artist on December 14, 2010, 07:17:46 PM
I've got problems. My mixer ain't working.
So whisk by hand; quit your shirking,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 450 limericks!!)
Post by: catherine on December 14, 2010, 08:02:46 PM
I've got problems. My mixer ain't working.
So whisk by hand; quit your shirking,
Tell me, how do I whisk sound??
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 450 limericks!!)
Post by: DueyC on December 14, 2010, 08:07:24 PM
I've got problems. My mixer ain't working.
So whisk by hand; quit your shirking,
Tell me, how do I whisk sound??
Make it go round and round?
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 450 limericks!!)
Post by: rogerg on December 14, 2010, 09:52:48 PM
I've got problems. My mixer ain't working.
So whisk by hand; quit your shirking,
Tell me, how do I whisk sound??
Make it go round and round?
and then drink your ale by the firkin!


it's truly been quite a December
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 450 limericks!!)
Post by: L33VEY on December 14, 2010, 10:25:24 PM
it's truly been quite a December
and one that all Frost*ies will remember
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 450 limericks!!)
Post by: SmartUK on December 14, 2010, 10:58:50 PM
it's truly been quite a December
and one that all Frost*ies will remember
From London to Derby
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 450 limericks!!)
Post by: Trapezium Artist on December 15, 2010, 02:40:28 PM
It's truly been quite a December
and one that all Frost*ies will remember
From London to Derby,
So much funnier than Tarby,





[We've been here before; only Tarby and Barbie seem to rhyme with Derby in English as in "Dah-bee", as opposed the the Murkn pronunciation of "Duh-bee"  :D ]
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 450 limericks!!)
Post by: rogerg on December 15, 2010, 04:46:43 PM
Quote from: "Trapezium Artist"
[We've been here before; only Tarby and Barbie seem to rhyme with Derby in English as in "Dah-bee", as opposed the the Murkn pronunciation of "Duh-bee"  :D ]

durr-bee here in the States...   8-)
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 450 limericks!!)
Post by: Pedro on December 15, 2010, 05:01:59 PM
In case anyone is puzzled, "Tarby" is the nick name of Jimmy Tarbuck, stand-up comedian turned game show host in the UK.

(http://http://www.danceanddance.com/dancers/Jimmy_Tarbuck.jpg)
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 450 limericks!!)
Post by: RacingHippo on December 15, 2010, 11:46:24 PM
It's truly been quite a December
and one that all Frost*ies will remember
From London to Derby,
So much funnier than Tarby,
A titter from every band member.


Thanks to Pedro for that explanation
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 450 limericks!!)
Post by: Brom on December 16, 2010, 09:27:15 AM
Thanks to Pedro for that explanation
Said the porter at Exeter Station,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 450 limericks!!)
Post by: Trapezium Artist on December 16, 2010, 11:47:41 AM
Thanks to Pedro for that explanation
Said the porter at Exeter Station,
St David's, it's called,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 450 limericks!!)
Post by: rogerg on December 16, 2010, 12:47:55 PM
Thanks to Pedro for that explanation
Said the porter at Exeter Station,
St David's, it's called,
and I believe that he's bald
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 450 limericks!!)
Post by: Mouse on December 16, 2010, 11:26:52 PM
Thanks to Pedro for that explanation
Said the porter at Exeter Station,
St David's, it's called,
and I believe that he's bald
He's so shiny he gets standing ovations

The Frost*ies are a wondreful bunch
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 450 limericks!!)
Post by: RacingHippo on December 16, 2010, 11:30:07 PM
The Frost*ies are a wondreful bunch
But don't ever take them to lunch
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 450 limericks!!)
Post by: DueyC on December 17, 2010, 12:20:42 AM
The Frost*ies are a wondreful bunch
But don't ever take them to lunch
Much ale is consumed
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 450 limericks!!)
Post by: rogerg on December 17, 2010, 12:42:31 AM
The Frost*ies are a wondreful bunch
But don't ever take them to lunch
Much ale is consumed
and they're usually costumed
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 450 limericks!!)
Post by: Trapezium Artist on December 17, 2010, 08:32:52 AM
The Frost*ies are a wondreful bunch
But don't ever take them to lunch
Much ale is consumed
and they're usually costumed,
Black T's with red stars, at a hunch.

Will Catherine make Uden today?
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 450 limericks!!)
Post by: owen on December 17, 2010, 09:50:42 AM
Will Catherine make Uden today?
And what is a Uden,eh?
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 450 limericks!!)
Post by: RacingHippo on December 17, 2010, 10:23:22 AM
Will Catherine make Uden today?
And what is a Uden,eh?
A small den for U?
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 450 limericks!!)
Post by: L33VEY on December 17, 2010, 01:30:12 PM
Will Catherine make Uden today?
And what is a Uden,eh?
A small den for U?
Or the place for Dec's do?
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 450 limericks!!)
Post by: Trapezium Artist on December 17, 2010, 04:51:11 PM
Will Catherine make Uden today?
And what is a Uden,eh?
A small den for U?
Or the place for Dec's do?
Correct sir, you win sir, hooray!

The snow here is growing quite deep,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 450 limericks!!)
Post by: RacingHippo on December 17, 2010, 10:55:39 PM
The snow here is growing quite deep,
And TA has lost several sheep
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 450 limericks!!)
Post by: Pedro on December 18, 2010, 05:09:52 AM
The snow here is growing quite deep,
And TA has lost several sheep
Hard to tally the loss
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 450 limericks!!)
Post by: Trapezium Artist on December 18, 2010, 10:09:53 AM
The snow here is growing quite deep,
And TA has lost several sheep
Hard to tally the loss,
His collie's quite cross,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 450 limericks!!)
Post by: Pedro on December 18, 2010, 11:46:04 AM
#490
The snow here is growing quite deep,
And TA has lost several sheep
Hard to tally the loss,
His collie's quite cross,
When he starts to count he falls asleep

Seems the snow will mean gifts won't arrive
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 450 limericks!!)
Post by: L33VEY on December 18, 2010, 11:55:13 AM
Seems the snow will mean gifts won't arrive
And some turkeys might get to survive
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 450 limericks!!)
Post by: Pedro on December 18, 2010, 12:01:31 PM
Seems the snow will mean gifts won't arrive
And some turkeys might get to survive
The cloud's shiny edge
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 450 limericks!!)
Post by: MadeOutOfCats on December 18, 2010, 12:40:51 PM
Seems the snow will mean gifts won't arrive
And some turkeys might get to survive
The cloud's shiny edge
More pram in the wedge!

:twisted:
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 450 limericks!!)
Post by: Trapezium Artist on December 27, 2010, 01:45:09 PM
Seems the snow will mean gifts won't arrive
And some turkeys might get to survive
The cloud's shiny edge
More pram in the wedge!
And Blunders playing "Staying Alive"

My wife's birthday's also this week,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 450 limericks!!)
Post by: catherine on December 27, 2010, 03:18:42 PM
My wife's birthday's also this week,
So I'll write her some verses, in Greek,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 450 limericks!!)
Post by: L33VEY on December 27, 2010, 04:57:11 PM
My wife's birthday's also this week,
So I'll write her some verses, in Greek,
The presents need to double
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 450 limericks!!)
Post by: rogerg on December 27, 2010, 05:09:42 PM
My wife's birthday's also this week,
So I'll write her some verses, in Greek,
The presents need to double
or else I'm in trouble
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 450 limericks!!)
Post by: catherine on December 27, 2010, 08:17:47 PM
My wife's birthday's also this week,
So I'll write her some verses, in Greek,
The presents need to double
or else I'm in trouble
You know  - up there, no paddle, in creek.

We're starting to thaw, here in Blighty,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 450 limericks!!)
Post by: Mouse on December 27, 2010, 08:41:45 PM
We're starting to thaw, here in Blighty,
And starting to warm up, just slightly
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 450 limericks!!)
Post by: L33VEY on December 27, 2010, 08:42:56 PM
We're starting to thaw, here in Blighty,
And starting to warm up, just slightly
There's Frost on the way
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 450 limericks!!)
Post by: RacingHippo on December 28, 2010, 07:55:55 AM
We're starting to thaw, here in Blighty,
And starting to warm up, just slightly
There's Frost on the way
Huzzah! and Hooray!
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 450 limericks!!)
Post by: Trapezium Artist on December 28, 2010, 11:22:21 AM
We're starting to thaw, here in Blighty,
And starting to warm up, just slightly
There's Frost on the way
Huzzah! and Hooray!
But Mouse still can't rhyme, gawd almighty  8-)

No luck with the wife pressie buying,  :(
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 450 limericks!!)
Post by: rogerg on December 28, 2010, 02:13:22 PM
No luck with the wife pressie buying,
not shopping, a bit more like dying?
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 450 limericks!!)
Post by: catherine on December 28, 2010, 04:03:22 PM
No luck with the wife pressie buying,
not shopping, a bit more like dying?
Small and sparkly is best,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 450 limericks!!)
Post by: Brom on December 28, 2010, 05:11:58 PM
No luck with the wife pressie buying,
not shopping, a bit more like dying?
Small and sparkly is best,
or a nice woollen vest,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 450 limericks!!)
Post by: Trapezium Artist on December 28, 2010, 05:57:54 PM
No luck with the wife pressie buying,
not shopping, a bit more like dying?
Small and sparkly is best,
or a nice woollen vest,
But a Hoover'll drown out the crying.

It's time now to make a stir fry,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 450 limericks!!)
Post by: L33VEY on December 28, 2010, 07:02:33 PM
It's time now to make a stir fry,
"Great, more turkey", the kids cry
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 450 limericks!!)
Post by: catherine on December 28, 2010, 08:01:27 PM
It's time now to make a stir fry,
"Great, more turkey", the kids cry
So throw in some sprouts
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 450 limericks!!)
Post by: Trapezium Artist on December 29, 2010, 11:10:19 AM
It's time now to make a stir fry,
"Great, more turkey", the kids cry
So throw in some sprouts,
Cast off your grave doubts,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 450 limericks!!)
Post by: catherine on December 30, 2010, 07:57:45 PM
t's time now to make a stir fry,
"Great, more turkey", the kids cry
So throw in some sprouts,
Cast off your grave doubts,
We can all have a nice game of "I-Spy".

As 2011 fast approaches,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 450 limericks!!)
Post by: Villuccikeys on December 31, 2010, 01:46:00 AM
As 2011 fast approaches,
We'll all soon wish we were roaches
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 450 limericks!!)
Post by: catherine on December 31, 2010, 11:23:00 AM
As 2011 fast approaches,
We'll all soon wish we were roaches
In the ashtray of life
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 450 limericks!!)
Post by: johninblack on December 31, 2010, 11:38:09 AM
As 2011 fast approaches,
We'll all soon wish we were roaches
In the ashtray of life,
we deal with our strife,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 450 limericks!!)
Post by: Mossive Attack on December 31, 2010, 01:47:42 PM
As 2011 fast approaches,
We'll all soon wish we were roaches
In the ashtray of life,
we deal with our strife,
and wait as the Reaper approaches

 :cry:
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 450 limericks!!)
Post by: catherine on December 31, 2010, 03:14:06 PM
You get to start the next one, rob-m
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 450 limericks!!)
Post by: L33VEY on December 31, 2010, 05:47:49 PM
You get to start the next one, rob-m
Which appears to rhyme with Godfrey-Jem
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 450 limericks!!)
Post by: catherine on December 31, 2010, 05:48:36 PM
You get to start the next one, rob-m
Which appears to rhyme with Godfrey-Jem
Hey! I was't starting!
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 450 limericks!!)
Post by: RobRideout on December 31, 2010, 06:11:59 PM
You get to start the next one, rob-m
Which appears to rhyme with Godfrey-Jem
Hey! I was't starting!
But, since we're departing...
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 450 limericks!!)
Post by: Villuccikeys on January 01, 2011, 02:15:23 AM
You get to start the next one, rob-m
Which appears to rhyme with Godfrey-Jem
Hey! I was't starting!
But, since we're departing...
Remember when we rhymed Jem with phlegm?

I refuse to start a limerick
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 450 limericks!!)
Post by: L33VEY on January 01, 2011, 11:11:06 AM
I refuse to start a limerick
But a line like that does do the trick
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 450 limericks!!)
Post by: catherine on January 01, 2011, 12:10:13 PM
I refuse to start a limerick
But a line like that does do the trick
You start it, we'll finish
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 450 limericks!!)
Post by: RacingHippo on January 01, 2011, 12:17:04 PM
I refuse to start a limerick
But a line like that does do the trick
You start it, we'll finish
And watch the quality diminish
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 450 limericks!!)
Post by: Villuccikeys on January 02, 2011, 03:35:25 AM
I refuse to start a limerick
But a line like that does do the trick
You start it, we'll finish
And watch the quality diminish
This rhyme just makes me sick.

There once was a duck on stampede
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 450 limericks!!)
Post by: Trapezium Artist on January 02, 2011, 08:25:10 PM
There once was a duck on stampede,
'cos of amphetamines hid in his feed,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 450 limericks!!)
Post by: L33VEY on January 02, 2011, 08:53:54 PM
There once was a duck on stampede,
'cos of amphetamines hid in his feed,
The flapping of feathers
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 450 limericks!!)
Post by: Pedro on January 02, 2011, 10:11:40 PM
There once was a duck on stampede,
'cos of amphetamines hid in his feed,
The flapping of feathers
and snapping of tethers
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 450 limericks!!)
Post by: Againesis on January 03, 2011, 02:02:13 PM
There once was a duck on stampede,
'cos of amphetamines hid in his feed,
The flapping of feathers
and snapping of tethers
made a sound a bit like Rob Reed


So it's back to work tomorrow
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 450 limericks!!)
Post by: L33VEY on January 03, 2011, 03:03:13 PM
So it's back to work tomorrow
A day of really great sorrow
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 450 limericks!!)
Post by: rogerg on January 03, 2011, 04:18:02 PM
So it's back to work tomorrow
A day of really great sorrow
but why, it's my birthday!
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 450 limericks!!)
Post by: RacingHippo on January 03, 2011, 04:36:40 PM
So it's back to work tomorrow
A day of really great sorrow
but why, it's my birthday!
Then let's have a holiday!
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 450 limericks!!)
Post by: catherine on January 03, 2011, 07:57:56 PM
#500
So it's back to work tomorrow
A day of really great sorrow
but why, it's my birthday!
Then let's have a holiday!
Let's go & climb Mt Kilimanjaro!

I've just had a tough steak for my dinner
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 450 limericks!!)
Post by: Mouse on January 04, 2011, 02:25:38 AM
I've just had a tough steak for my dinner
It put up a fight but sure was a winner
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 450 limericks!!)
Post by: Trapezium Artist on January 04, 2011, 08:33:26 AM
I've just had a tough steak for my dinner
It put up a fight but sure was a winner,
My ears were both boxed,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 450 limericks!!)
Post by: RacingHippo on January 04, 2011, 08:58:50 AM
I've just had a tough steak for my dinner
It put up a fight but sure was a winner,
My ears were both boxed,
And my stomach was foxed
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 450 limericks!!)
Post by: Brom on January 04, 2011, 12:03:05 PM
I've just had a tough steak for my dinner
It put up a fight but sure was a winner,
My ears were both boxed,
And my stomach was foxed
But the calories burnt made me thinner

Another years work has just started
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 450 limericks!!)
Post by: L33VEY on January 04, 2011, 01:14:26 PM
Another years work has just started
No time to mourn a year now departed
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 450 limericks!!)
Post by: RacingHippo on January 04, 2011, 02:36:10 PM
Another years work has just started
No time to mourn a year now departed
It's back to the grind
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 450 limericks!!)
Post by: Trapezium Artist on January 04, 2011, 03:38:40 PM
Another years work has just started,
No time to mourn a year now departed,
It's back to the grind,
Stress levels up-wind,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 450 limericks!!)
Post by: catherine on January 04, 2011, 07:10:44 PM
Another years work has just started,
No time to mourn a year now departed,
It's back to the grind,
Stress levels up-wind,
Buck up, chaps! Don't be so down-hearted!

This new year could be quite amazing,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 450 limericks!!)
Post by: Trapezium Artist on January 04, 2011, 07:17:13 PM
This new year could be quite amazing,
Which prospects then, dear, are you raising?
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 450 limericks!!)
Post by: catherine on January 05, 2011, 01:04:35 PM
This new year could be quite amazing,
Which prospects then, dear, are you raising?
Steady on, now, TA!
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 450 limericks!!)
Post by: Trapezium Artist on January 05, 2011, 01:15:44 PM
This new year could be quite amazing,
Which prospects then, dear, are you raising?
Steady on, now, TA!
Tickle, slap, woof, wahey!
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 450 limericks!!)
Post by: catherine on January 05, 2011, 07:20:49 PM
This new year could be quite amazing,
Which prospects then, dear, are you raising?
Steady on, now, TA!
Tickle, slap, woof, wahey!
Down boy! Back to your star-gazing!

Pass the bromide, please, for TA's tea,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 450 limericks!!)
Post by: Trapezium Artist on January 05, 2011, 09:01:23 PM
Pass the bromide, please, for TA's tea,
No-one's here, Cath; it's just you and me,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 450 limericks!!)
Post by: Villuccikeys on January 05, 2011, 10:11:04 PM
Pass the bromide, please, for TA's tea,
No-one's here, Cath; it's just you and me,
Hey, don't forget Villuccikeys!
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 450 limericks!!)
Post by: L33VEY on January 05, 2011, 10:24:00 PM
Pass the bromide, please, for TA's tea,
No-one's here, Cath; it's just you and me,
Hey, don't forget Villuccikeys!
Plus some loitering Frost*ies
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 450 limericks!!)
Post by: catherine on January 05, 2011, 11:17:21 PM
Pass the bromide, please, for TA's tea,
No-one's here, Cath; it's just you and me,
Hey, don't forget Villuccikeys!
Plus some loitering Frost*ies
That's the problem, there's no privacy.

It's getting quite late now; I'm sleepy,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 450 limericks!!)
Post by: Trapezium Artist on January 05, 2011, 11:35:20 PM
It's getting quite late now; I'm sleepy,
C'mon over and nap in my tipi,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 450 limericks!!)
Post by: RacingHippo on January 05, 2011, 11:48:15 PM
It's getting quite late now; I'm sleepy,
C'mon over and nap in my tipi,
We'll have none of that here!
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 450 limericks!!)
Post by: rogerg on January 06, 2011, 12:54:54 AM
It's getting quite late now; I'm sleepy,
C'mon over and nap in my tipi,
We'll have none of that here!
I'll bring biscuits and beer!
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 450 limericks!!)
Post by: Villuccikeys on January 06, 2011, 02:13:16 AM
It's getting quite late now; I'm sleepy,
C'mon over and nap in my tipi,
We'll have none of that here!
I'll bring biscuits and beer!
Is it me or have things gotten creepy?

Whilst on the lamb on full grown sheep
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 450 limericks!!)
Post by: Pedro on January 06, 2011, 08:06:18 AM
Whilst on the lamb on full grown sheep
There's both bleating and falling asleep
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 450 limericks!!)
Post by: catherine on January 06, 2011, 09:06:13 AM
Whilst on the lamb on full grown sheep
There's both bleating and falling asleep
Pass the redcurrant jelly
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 450 limericks!!)
Post by: RacingHippo on January 06, 2011, 10:00:03 AM
Whilst on the lamb on full grown sheep
There's both bleating and falling asleep
Pass the redcurrant jelly
And someone go fetch Nellie
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 450 limericks!!)
Post by: catherine on January 07, 2011, 09:36:26 AM
Whilst on the lamb on full grown sheep
There's both bleating and falling asleep
Pass the redcurrant jelly
And someone go fetch Nellie
To apply the mint sauce, thick and deep.

With my cuppa, I'd like a Frost* biscuit,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 450 limericks!!)
Post by: Trapezium Artist on January 07, 2011, 09:58:49 AM
With my cuppa, I'd like a Frost* biscuit,
With egg white on top if you whisk it,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 450 limericks!!)
Post by: Villuccikeys on January 07, 2011, 10:27:25 AM
With my cuppa, I'd like a Frost* biscuit,
With egg white on top if you whisk it,
But gee, look at the time!
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 450 limericks!!)
Post by: owen on January 07, 2011, 11:05:04 AM
With my cuppa, I'd like a Frost* biscuit,
With egg white on top if you whisk it,
But gee, look at the time!
Help, I can't make this rhyme!
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 450 limericks!!)
Post by: Trapezium Artist on January 07, 2011, 08:14:51 PM
With my cuppa, I'd like a Frost* biscuit,
With egg white on top if you whisk it,
But gee, look at the time!
Help, I can't make this rhyme!
See what you can do when you risk it?

Sunyaev-Zel'dovich effect,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 450 limericks!!)
Post by: RacingHippo on January 07, 2011, 08:46:41 PM
Sunyaev-Zel'dovich effect
Has helped cosmologists to detect
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 450 limericks!!)
Post by: johninblack on January 07, 2011, 09:50:54 PM
Sunyaev-Zel'dovich effect
Has helped cosmologists to detect
A black light machine,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 450 limericks!!)
Post by: catherine on January 07, 2011, 10:54:03 PM
Sunyaev-Zel'dovich effect
Has helped cosmologists to detect
A black light machine,
But what's it all mean?
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 450 limericks!!)
Post by: Pedro on January 08, 2011, 01:30:03 AM
Sunyaev-Zel'dovich effect
Has helped cosmologists to detect
A black light machine,
But what's it all mean?
If I'm supposed to know that then I'm fecked.

Thanks to Hippo the spammers have gone
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 450 limericks!!)
Post by: owen on January 08, 2011, 06:39:50 AM
Thanks to Hippo the spammers have gone
What completely? Not even one?
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 450 limericks!!)
Post by: Villuccikeys on January 08, 2011, 08:01:47 AM
Thanks to Hippo the spammers have gone
What completely? Not even one?
I guess it's safe to say
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 450 limericks!!)
Post by: L33VEY on January 08, 2011, 11:14:33 AM
Thanks to Hippo the spammers have gone
What completely? Not even one?
I guess it's safe to say
They'll seek another way
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 450 limericks!!)
Post by: Pedro on January 08, 2011, 02:06:44 PM
Thanks to Hippo the spammers have gone
What completely? Not even one?
I guess it's safe to say
They'll seek another way
We'll be ready, the fight is begun!

Holy Moley, work gets in the way
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 450 limericks!!)
Post by: catherine on January 08, 2011, 03:20:16 PM
Holy Moley, work gets in the way
There's no time to rest, or to play
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 450 limericks!!)
Post by: rogerg on January 08, 2011, 03:49:04 PM
Holy Moley, work gets in the way
There's no time to rest, or to play
with a limerick here
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 450 limericks!!)
Post by: catherine on January 08, 2011, 04:58:20 PM
Holy Moley, work gets in the way
There's no time to rest, or to play
with a limerick here
Or to even drink beer
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 450 limericks!!)
Post by: Villuccikeys on January 11, 2011, 03:20:19 AM
Holy Moley, work gets in the way
There's no time to rest, or to play
with a limerick here
Or to even drink beer
At least it keeps the voices at bay.

A Fantom G is a wonderful thing
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 450 limericks!!)
Post by: RacingHippo on January 11, 2011, 10:03:00 AM
A Fantom G is a wonderful thing
You can make it go "plonk", "whee" and "ping"!
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 450 limericks!!)
Post by: L33VEY on January 11, 2011, 06:46:16 PM
A Fantom G is a wonderful thing
You can make it go "plonk", "whee" and "ping"
Those clever chaps at Roland
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 450 limericks!!)
Post by: catherine on January 11, 2011, 08:25:44 PM
A Fantom G is a wonderful thing
You can make it go "plonk", "whee" and "ping"
Those clever chaps at Roland
Had a nice trip to Poland
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 450 limericks!!)
Post by: owen on January 12, 2011, 10:12:47 AM
#510
A Fantom G is a wonderful thing
You can make it go "plonk", "whee" and "ping"
Those clever chaps at Roland
Had a nice trip to Poland
And now they can make it go "bing"

But it still cannot make you a cuppa
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 450 limericks!!)
Post by: Pedro on January 12, 2011, 10:34:02 AM
But it still cannot make you a cuppa
or a nice buttered scone for your supper
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 450 limericks!!)
Post by: catherine on January 12, 2011, 11:10:37 AM
But it still cannot make you a cuppa
or a nice buttered scone for your supper
It can't brew the tea
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 450 limericks!!)
Post by: Pedro on January 12, 2011, 11:34:25 AM
But it still cannot make you a cuppa
or a nice buttered scone for your supper
It can't brew the tea
Or per-co-late cof-fee
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 450 limericks!!)
Post by: Againesis on January 12, 2011, 11:48:29 AM
But it still cannot make you a cuppa
or a nice buttered scone for your supper
It can't brew the tea
Or per-co-late cof-fee
And a DVD it just might scupper

So...Who's excited 'bout Rockfield
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 450 limericks!!)
Post by: RacingHippo on January 20, 2011, 04:33:46 PM
So...Who's excited 'bout Rockfield
Enthusiasm seems barely concealed
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 450 limericks!!)
Post by: Trapezium Artist on January 20, 2011, 06:51:51 PM
So...Who's excited 'bout Rockfield
Enthusiasm seems barely concealed,
Never 'eard of it, mate,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 450 limericks!!)
Post by: Villuccikeys on January 20, 2011, 08:26:41 PM
So...Who's excited 'bout Rockfield
Enthusiasm seems barely concealed,
Never 'eard of it, mate,
So your news has no weight,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 450 limericks!!)
Post by: catherine on January 20, 2011, 09:53:42 PM
So...Who's excited 'bout Rockfield
Enthusiasm seems barely concealed,
Never 'eard of it, mate,
So your news has no weight,
No mass,and it hasn't appealed?

Will the DVD be experimental?
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 450 limericks!!)
Post by: Villuccikeys on January 20, 2011, 11:07:28 PM
Will the DVD be experimental?
Otherwise it might just be a rental,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 450 limericks!!)
Post by: catherine on January 20, 2011, 11:20:57 PM
Will the DVD be experimental?
Otherwise it might just be a rental,
Will the channels have hiss?
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 450 limericks!!)
Post by: Villuccikeys on January 20, 2011, 11:35:26 PM
Will the DVD be experimental?
Otherwise it might just be a rental,
Will the channels have hiss?
I hear they sound like piss
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 450 limericks!!)
Post by: RacingHippo on January 20, 2011, 11:51:12 PM
Will the DVD be experimental?
Otherwise it might just be a rental,
Will the channels have hiss?
Must we give it a miss?
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 450 limericks!!)
Post by: finbeard on January 21, 2011, 03:18:41 AM
Will the DVD be experimental?
Otherwise it might just be a rental,
Will the channels have hiss?
I hear they sound like piss
The reviews online will get mental!

Will the DVD be experimental?
Otherwise it might just be a rental,
Will the channels have hiss?
Must we give it a miss?
Pass the mixing off as 'accidental'

I do hate making choices. (;

New one:
Jem makes it on Britain's Got Talent
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 450 limericks!!)
Post by: Villuccikeys on January 21, 2011, 06:41:22 AM
Jem makes it on Britain's Got Talent
And I must say, his wardrobe was quite gallant
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 450 limericks!!)
Post by: Pedro on January 21, 2011, 06:56:30 AM
Jem makes it on Britain's Got Talent
And I must say, his wardrobe was quite gallant
But his big chest of drawers,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 450 limericks!!)
Post by: RacingHippo on January 21, 2011, 09:54:57 AM
Jem makes it on Britain's Got Talent
And I must say, his wardrobe was quite gallant
But his big chest of drawers,
Caused the judges to pause
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 450 limericks!!)
Post by: catherine on January 21, 2011, 12:11:44 PM
Jem makes it on Britain's Got Talent
And I must say, his wardrobe was quite gallant
But his big chest of drawers,
Caused the judges to pause
And his tallboy was very old-fashioned

Which Jordan is Jem's friend? The lady?
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 450 limericks!!)
Post by: Mooncat on January 21, 2011, 12:41:26 PM
Which Jordan is Jem's friend? The lady?
Or the baldy from DT, yes? maybe?
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 450 limericks!!)
Post by: Pedro on January 21, 2011, 12:53:11 PM
Which Jordan is Jem's friend? The lady?
Or the baldy from DT, yes? maybe?
Or the basketball guy
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 450 limericks!!)
Post by: L33VEY on January 21, 2011, 01:19:44 PM
Which Jordan is Jem's friend? The lady?
Or the baldy from DT, yes? maybe?
Or the basketball guy
Who thought he could fly
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 450 limericks!!)
Post by: Againesis on January 21, 2011, 01:32:50 PM
Which Jordan is Jem's friend? The lady?
Or the baldy from DT, yes? maybe?
Or the basketball guy
Who thought he could fly
Hang on, did you really say LADY?!?!?

Looking forward to Jem's filter ramblings,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 450 limericks!!)
Post by: RacingHippo on January 22, 2011, 08:14:08 AM
Looking forward to Jem's filter ramblings,
For those coffee grinds we'll all be scramblings


(I've always thought his move from top muso to barista was odd, but just put it down to a mid-life crisis thing)
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 450 limericks!!)
Post by: Mikey on January 22, 2011, 10:51:27 AM
Looking forward to Jem's filter ramblings,
For those coffee grinds we'll all be scramblings
After two fifteen pages
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 450 limericks!!)
Post by: finbeard on January 23, 2011, 02:17:53 PM
Looking forward to Jem's filter ramblings,
For those coffee grinds we'll all be scramblings
After two fifteen pages
Are lost to the ages
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 450 limericks!!)
Post by: catherine on January 23, 2011, 10:20:47 PM
Looking forward to Jem's filter ramblings,
For those coffee grinds we'll all be scramblings
After two fifteen pages
Are lost to the ages
While the little lambs enjoy their gambollings

Now a bucolic theme has arisen,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 450 limericks!!)
Post by: Againesis on January 24, 2011, 10:14:53 AM
Now a bucolic theme has arisen,
It reminds me I must go give "Broadway" a listen
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 450 limericks!!)
Post by: catherine on January 24, 2011, 10:54:49 AM
Now a bucolic theme has arisen,
It reminds me I must go give "Broadway" a listen
With added mint sauce?
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 450 limericks!!)
Post by: Trapezium Artist on January 24, 2011, 11:33:44 AM
Now a bucolic theme has arisen,
It reminds me I must go give "Broadway" a listen
With added mint sauce?
And rosemary, but of course,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 450 limericks!!)
Post by: Pedro on January 24, 2011, 12:25:55 PM
Now a bucolic theme has arisen,
It reminds me I must go give "Broadway" a listen
With added mint sauce?
And rosemary, but of course,
...and the solo reagrding the "prison"

It's good that Twang's back on the air
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 450 limericks!!)
Post by: Mouse on January 24, 2011, 10:00:24 PM
It's good that Twang's back on the air
The bonkers chap has such flair
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 450 limericks!!)
Post by: RacingHippo on January 24, 2011, 10:14:58 PM
It's good that Twang's back on the air
The bonkers chap has such flair
He rawks with the best
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 450 limericks!!)
Post by: catherine on January 24, 2011, 10:49:03 PM
It's good that Twang's back on the air
The bonkers chap has such flair
He rawks with the best
Even though his string vest
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 450 limericks!!)
Post by: owen on January 25, 2011, 02:35:35 PM
It's good that Twang's back on the air
The bonkers chap has such flair
He rawks with the best
Even though his string vest
Is something I just wouldn't wear...

But I'd quite like a shiny new jacket
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 450 limericks!!)
Post by: L33VEY on January 25, 2011, 05:33:17 PM
But I'd quite like a shiny new jacket
A leather one will cost me a packet
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 450 limericks!!)
Post by: Brom on January 25, 2011, 09:30:23 PM
But I'd quite like a shiny new jacket
A leather one will cost me a packet
So I'll make do with plastic
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 450 limericks!!)
Post by: Trapezium Artist on January 25, 2011, 10:38:50 PM
But I'd quite like a shiny new jacket
A leather one will cost me a packet
So I'll make do with plastic,
With sequins; fantastic!
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 450 limericks!!)
Post by: catherine on January 25, 2011, 11:03:58 PM
#520
But I'd quite like a shiny new jacket
A leather one will cost me a packet
So I'll make do with plastic,
With sequins; fantastic!
So loud, it'll make quite a racket.

The sequins will give it some glitter,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 450 limericks!!)
Post by: Villuccikeys on January 25, 2011, 11:23:14 PM
The sequins will give it some glitter,
and make all the young children titter,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 450 limericks!!)
Post by: RacingHippo on January 25, 2011, 11:57:05 PM
The sequins will give it some glitter,
and make all the young children titter,
And grannies guffaw
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 450 limericks!!)
Post by: L33VEY on January 26, 2011, 01:09:07 PM
The sequins will give it some glitter,
and make all the young children titter,
And grannies guffaw
While teenies shout "More"
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 450 limericks!!)
Post by: Trapezium Artist on January 26, 2011, 08:03:11 PM
The sequins will give it some glitter,
and make all the young children titter,
And grannies guffaw
While teenies shout "More",
At the glam'rous transvestite pipe fitter.

It's always quite hard to begin,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 450 limericks!!)
Post by: RacingHippo on January 26, 2011, 10:27:28 PM
It's always quite hard to begin
Learning to play violin
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 450 limericks!!)
Post by: Villuccikeys on January 26, 2011, 10:39:51 PM
It's always quite hard to begin
Learning to play violin
With broken strings
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 450 limericks!!)
Post by: RobRideout on January 27, 2011, 12:51:05 AM
It's always quite hard to begin
Learning to play violin
With broken strings
And other such things
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 450 limericks!!)
Post by: Villuccikeys on January 27, 2011, 03:07:17 AM
It's always quite hard to begin
Learning to play violin
With broken strings
And other such things
Especially in the city of Berlin


There once was a man from Nantucket
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 450 limericks!!)
Post by: owen on January 27, 2011, 06:30:47 AM
There once was a man from Nantucket
Who went out to get a new bucket
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 450 limericks!!)
Post by: Pedro on January 27, 2011, 06:51:46 AM
There once was a man from Nantucket
Who went out to get a new bucket
His frail pail had failed
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 450 limericks!!)
Post by: Trapezium Artist on January 27, 2011, 09:14:58 AM
There once was a man from Nantucket
Who went out to get a new bucket
His frail pail had failed,
Oh, how this male wailed,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 450 limericks!!)
Post by: catherine on January 27, 2011, 10:15:51 AM
There once was a man from Nantucket
Who went out to get a new bucket
His frail pail had failed,
Oh, how this male wailed,
Until given a dummy and told "Suck it".

Be careful, chaps - let's keep it wholesome
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 450 limericks!!)
Post by: Brom on January 27, 2011, 12:37:54 PM
Be careful, chaps - let's keep it wholesome
Or you'll be sitting outside on your ownsome
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 450 limericks!!)
Post by: Pedro on January 27, 2011, 12:53:40 PM
Be careful, chaps - let's keep it wholesome
Or you'll be sitting outside on your ownsome
"Chaps"? Sexist remark.
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 450 limericks!!)
Post by: owen on January 27, 2011, 01:55:46 PM
Be careful, chaps - let's keep it wholesome
Or you'll be sitting outside on your ownsome
"Chaps"? Sexist remark.
The moderator did bark
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 450 limericks!!)
Post by: Trapezium Artist on January 27, 2011, 04:27:54 PM
Be careful, chaps - let's keep it wholesome
Or you'll be sitting outside on your ownsome
"Chaps"? Sexist remark.
The moderator did bark,
Before leaving for home on his lonesome.

An irrational number is pi,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 450 limericks!!)
Post by: L33VEY on January 27, 2011, 05:37:14 PM
An irrational number is pi,
Its digits could fill up the sky
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 450 limericks!!)
Post by: Pedro on January 27, 2011, 06:34:04 PM
An irrational number is pi,
Its digits could fill up the sky
Free point won fort who
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 450 limericks!!)
Post by: Trapezium Artist on January 27, 2011, 06:50:36 PM
An irrational number is pi,
Its digits could fill up the sky
Free point won fort who
round off too soon; boo!
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 450 limericks!!)
Post by: catherine on January 27, 2011, 08:19:14 PM
An irrational number is pi,
Its digits could fill up the sky
Free point won fort who
round off too soon; boo!
Oh look, people, we've made TA cry!                                <--- note careful use of non-gender-specific term

Now that Pedro has gone all Pee-Cee,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 450 limericks!!)
Post by: Pedro on January 27, 2011, 09:01:27 PM
Now that Pedro has gone all Pee-Cee,
I don't own a Mac, clean or durr-tee
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 450 limericks!!)
Post by: Trapezium Artist on January 27, 2011, 09:43:31 PM
Now that Pedro has gone all Pee-Cee,
I don't own a Mac, clean or durr-tee,
But virii he has,





(Oh, and Catherine, I wasn't crying (boo hoo  :cry:) in the previous limerick; I was jeering (boo! :P) at Pedro's (admittedly very clever) rounding ... then again, what's a man to do with five syllables? 8-) )
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 450 limericks!!)
Post by: RacingHippo on February 02, 2011, 02:17:43 PM
Now that Pedro has gone all Pee-Cee,
I don't own a Mac, clean or durr-tee,
But virii he has
On his hard-drive, whereas
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 450 limericks!!)
Post by: catherine on February 03, 2011, 10:38:52 AM
Now that Pedro has gone all Pee-Cee,
I don't own a Mac, clean or durr-tee,
But virii he has
On his hard-drive, whereas
His pen-drive is still virus-free

Alas, inspiration is lacking,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 450 limericks!!)
Post by: RacingHippo on February 03, 2011, 11:50:09 AM
Alas, inspiration is lacking,
Our muses have all gone a-packing
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 450 limericks!!)
Post by: Pedro on February 03, 2011, 12:38:31 PM
Alas, inspiration is lacking,
Our muses have all gone a-packing
erm...duh duh duh duh
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 450 limericks!!)
Post by: L33VEY on February 03, 2011, 01:07:00 PM
Alas, inspiration is lacking,
Our muses have all gone a-packing
erm...duh duh duh duh
my brain goes "wuh wuh"
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 450 limericks!!)
Post by: rogerg on February 03, 2011, 01:29:31 PM
Alas, inspiration is lacking,
Our muses have all gone a-packing
erm...duh duh duh duh
my brain goes "wuh wuh"
we'd best step it up or we'll get a sacking!


lots of good prog rock to be found,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 450 limericks!!)
Post by: catherine on February 03, 2011, 02:38:45 PM
Alas, inspiration is lacking,
Our muses have all gone a-packing
erm...duh duh duh duh
my brain goes "wuh wuh"
we'd best step it up or we'll get a sacking!


lots of good prog rock to be found,
If you keep your ear close to the ground,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 450 limericks!!)
Post by: Brom on February 03, 2011, 05:03:20 PM
Lots of good prog rock to be found,
If you keep your ear close to the ground,
The worms will slide in
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 450 limericks!!)
Post by: Pedro on February 03, 2011, 08:09:40 PM
Lots of good prog rock to be found,
If you keep your ear close to the ground,
The worms will slide in
You'll get mud on your chin
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 450 limericks!!)
Post by: DueyC on February 03, 2011, 08:12:12 PM
Lots of good prog rock to be found,
If you keep your ear close to the ground,
The worms will slide in
You'll get mud on your chin
And then when it rains you'll be drowned


Tomorrow is Bubble Gum Day
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 450 limericks!!)
Post by: finbeard on February 03, 2011, 08:36:33 PM
Tomorrow is Bubble Gum Day
If you ask me, that's looking for trouble, eh?
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 450 limericks!!)
Post by: L33VEY on February 03, 2011, 08:54:40 PM
Tomorrow is Bubble Gum Day
If you ask me, that's looking for trouble, eh?
Your face will get splattered
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 450 limericks!!)
Post by: Trapezium Artist on February 04, 2011, 03:03:12 PM
Tomorrow is Bubble Gum Day
If you ask me, that's looking for trouble, eh?
Your face will get splattered,
Your looks may be flattered,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 450 limericks!!)
Post by: catherine on February 09, 2011, 10:48:57 AM
Tomorrow is Bubble Gum Day
If you ask me, that's looking for trouble, eh?
Your face will get splattered,
Your looks may be flattered,
So just get your mat out, and pray.

Fig Roll Friday is coming up - soon!
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 450 limericks!!)
Post by: owen on February 09, 2011, 11:44:39 AM
Fig Roll Friday is coming up - soon!
Can't wait: I'm over the moon!
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 450 limericks!!)
Post by: Trapezium Artist on February 09, 2011, 11:49:27 AM
Fig Roll Friday is coming up - soon!
Can't wait: I'm over the moon!
Say hi to the cow,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 450 limericks!!)
Post by: catherine on February 09, 2011, 12:33:56 PM
Fig Roll Friday is coming up - soon!
Can't wait: I'm over the moon!
Say hi to the cow,
And please ask her how
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 450 limericks!!)
Post by: Trapezium Artist on February 09, 2011, 01:27:09 PM
#530
Fig Roll Friday is coming up - soon!
Can't wait: I'm over the moon!
Say hi to the cow,
And please ask her how
She moos in that beautiful toon.

To Paris, I'm off once again,
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Post by: RacingHippo on February 09, 2011, 01:53:08 PM
To Paris, I'm off once again,
To perform feats of legerdemain
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 450 limericks!!)
Post by: catherine on February 09, 2011, 02:02:56 PM
To Paris, I'm off once again,
To perform feats of legerdemain
I must rush to the Louvre
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 450 limericks!!)
Post by: RacingHippo on February 09, 2011, 04:07:28 PM
To Paris, I'm off once again,
To perform feats of legerdemain
I must rush to the Louvre
And do tricks with my Hoovre
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 450 limericks!!)
Post by: Trapezium Artist on February 09, 2011, 04:32:44 PM
To Paris, I'm off once again,
To perform feats of legerdemain.
I'll eat some hors d'oeuvres,


(Eek: fork! Blame the slow internet connection on the Thalys train in Brussels  :( )
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 450 limericks!!)
Post by: RacingHippo on February 09, 2011, 05:13:00 PM
To Paris, I'm off once again,
To perform feats of legerdemain
I must rush to the Louvre
And do tricks with my Hoovre


To Paris, I'm off once again,
To perform feats of legerdemain.
I'll eat some hors d'oeuvres,
Which no doubt I'll deserve
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 450 limericks!!)
Post by: catherine on February 09, 2011, 07:03:55 PM
To Paris, I'm off once again,
To perform feats of legerdemain
I must rush to the Louvre
And do tricks with my Hoovre
To make Mona Lisa look sane.


To Paris, I'm off once again,
To perform feats of legerdemain.
I'll eat some hors d'oeuvres,
Which no doubt I'll deserve
And then I'll be writhing in pain.

From Paris, I'll head to Madrid,
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Post by: owen on February 10, 2011, 12:01:10 AM
From Paris, I'll head to Madrid
In my quest to hunt down El Cid
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 450 limericks!!)
Post by: catherine on February 10, 2011, 12:05:18 AM
From Paris, I'll head to Madrid
In my quest to hunt down El Cid
Stuffed full of paella
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 450 limericks!!)
Post by: owen on February 10, 2011, 09:52:13 AM
From Paris, I'll head to Madrid
In my quest to hunt down El Cid
Stuffed full of paella
I'll hunt down that fella
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 450 limericks!!)
Post by: catherine on February 10, 2011, 10:01:59 AM
From Paris, I'll head to Madrid
In my quest to hunt down El Cid
Stuffed full of paella
I'll hunt down that fella
Get him to return my eight quid.

From Madrid, I'll then journey to Venice,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 450 limericks!!)
Post by: owen on February 10, 2011, 11:08:07 AM
From Madrid, I'll then journey to Venice,
I hate that El Cid, he's a menace
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 450 limericks!!)
Post by: RacingHippo on February 10, 2011, 11:10:57 AM
From Madrid, I'll then journey to Venice,
I hate that El Cid, he's a menace!
In the grand Doge's Palace
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 450 limericks!!)
Post by: rogerg on February 10, 2011, 01:33:21 PM
From Madrid, I'll then journey to Venice,
I hate that El Cid, he's a menace!
In the grand Doge's Palace
is a temple to malice
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 450 limericks!!)
Post by: Pedro on February 10, 2011, 01:46:23 PM
From Madrid, I'll then journey to Venice,
I hate that El Cid, he's a menace!
In the grand Doge's Palace
is a temple to malice
That's run by a nice bloke called Dennis

Before I depart that location
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 450 limericks!!)
Post by: Mooncat on February 10, 2011, 02:24:18 PM
Before I depart that location
I'll need to get down to the station
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 450 limericks!!)
Post by: owen on February 10, 2011, 02:42:16 PM
Before I depart that location
I'll need to get down to the station
You've been arrested for what?
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 450 limericks!!)
Post by: catherine on February 10, 2011, 09:26:33 PM
Before I depart that location
I'll need to get down to the station
You've been arrested for what?
With a goat? On a yacht?
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 450 limericks!!)
Post by: Pedro on February 10, 2011, 09:56:11 PM
Before I depart that location
I'll need to get down to the station
You've been arrested for what?
With a goat? On a yacht?
Or all three, which requires explanation

So tomorrow's National Doodle Day
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 450 limericks!!)
Post by: Trapezium Artist on February 10, 2011, 10:21:39 PM
So tomorrow's National Doodle Day,
And I'll scribble one down in Pompeii,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 450 limericks!!)
Post by: catherine on February 10, 2011, 11:00:42 PM
So tomorrow's National Doodle Day,
And I'll scribble one down in Pompeii,
While Vesuvius smoulders,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 450 limericks!!)
Post by: owen on February 10, 2011, 11:51:20 PM
So tomorrow's National Doodle Day,
And I'll scribble one down in Pompeii,
While Vesuvius smoulders,
And coughs up some boulders
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 450 limericks!!)
Post by: catherine on February 10, 2011, 11:56:40 PM
So tomorrow's National Doodle Day,
And I'll scribble one down in Pompeii,
While Vesuvius smoulders,
And coughs up some boulders
I'll just sit there and doodle away.

I'll exhibit my drawings in Athens,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 450 limericks!!)
Post by: owen on February 11, 2011, 06:36:52 AM
I'll exhibit my drawings in Athens,
With a sign that says "These are Catherine's"
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 450 limericks!!)
Post by: RacingHippo on February 11, 2011, 08:45:41 AM
I'll exhibit my drawings in Athens,
With a sign that says "These are Catherine's"
I'll scrawl on each one:
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 450 limericks!!)
Post by: owen on February 11, 2011, 05:00:14 PM
I'll exhibit my drawings in Athens,
With a sign that says "These are Catherine's"
I'll scrawl on each one:
"Now I'm here, now I'm gone..."
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 450 limericks!!)
Post by: Trapezium Artist on February 11, 2011, 05:16:11 PM
I'll exhibit my drawings in Athens,
With a sign that says "These are Catherine's"
I'll scrawl on each one:
"Now I'm here, now I'm gone...",
Out of sight of your camera lens.

Our next stop must be Istanbul,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 450 limericks!!)
Post by: finbeard on February 11, 2011, 09:15:29 PM
Our next stop must be Istanbul,
Board the plane carrying naught but a handful,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 450 limericks!!)
Post by: L33VEY on February 11, 2011, 09:33:49 PM
Our next stop must be Istanbul,
Board the plane carrying naught but a handful,
Of roses that are red
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 450 limericks!!)
Post by: owen on February 12, 2011, 12:10:44 AM
Our next stop must be Istanbul,
Board the plane carrying naught but a handful,
Of roses that are red
"You romantic!", she said
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 450 limericks!!)
Post by: RacingHippo on February 13, 2011, 10:36:42 PM
Our next stop must be Istanbul,
Board the plane carrying naught but a handful,
Of roses that are red
"You romantic!", she said
And wrapped them up in cotton wool.


Dr G has a Horse. Of Justice.
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 450 limericks!!)
Post by: catherine on February 13, 2011, 10:41:41 PM
Dr G has a Horse. Of Justice.
Its name is Alphonse Augustus,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 450 limericks!!)
Post by: finbeard on February 13, 2011, 10:56:54 PM
Dr G has a Horse. Of Justice.
Its name is Alphonse Augustus,
To replace the TARDIS
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 450 limericks!!)
Post by: Trapezium Artist on February 13, 2011, 11:23:52 PM
Dr G has a Horse. Of Justice.
Its name is Alphonse Augustus,
To replace the TARDIS
With a gee-gee quite hard is,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 450 limericks!!)
Post by: Villuccikeys on February 14, 2011, 01:10:58 AM
Dr G has a Horse. Of Justice.
Its name is Alphonse Augustus,
To replace the TARDIS
With a gee-gee quite hard is
My love for this horse is quite robustus.
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 450 limericks!!)
Post by: owen on February 14, 2011, 06:43:17 AM
Mr V hasn't started a new verse
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 450 limericks!!)
Post by: Trapezium Artist on February 14, 2011, 08:21:43 AM
Mr V hasn't started a new verse,
And scores points for being so terse,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 450 limericks!!)
Post by: RacingHippo on February 14, 2011, 08:46:57 AM
Mr V hasn't started a new verse,
And scores points for being so terse,
But thanks to our Owen
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 450 limericks!!)
Post by: johninblack on February 14, 2011, 10:28:04 AM
Mr V hasn't started a new verse,
And scores points for being so terse,
But thanks to our Owen
We've now gotten goin'
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 450 limericks!!)
Post by: Againesis on February 14, 2011, 10:57:40 AM
Mr V hasn't started a new verse,
And scores points for being so terse,
But thanks to our Owen
We've now gotten goin'
With a limerick so bitchin' it hurts

It's Valentines Day today
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 450 limericks!!)
Post by: catherine on February 14, 2011, 11:03:12 AM
It's Valentines Day today
So where are my flowers, then, pray?
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 450 limericks!!)
Post by: Trapezium Artist on February 14, 2011, 11:17:09 AM
It's Valentines Day today
So where are my flowers, then, pray?
Right here with your card,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 450 limericks!!)
Post by: owen on February 14, 2011, 11:49:53 AM
It's Valentines Day today
So where are my flowers, then, pray?
Right here with your card,
With lines from a bard
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 450 limericks!!)
Post by: Brom on February 14, 2011, 01:12:10 PM
#540
It's Valentines Day today
So where are my flowers, then, pray?
Right here with your card,
With lines from a bard
and an invoice, so shut up and pay!

I expect now to be taken for dinner,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 450 limericks!!)
Post by: RacingHippo on February 14, 2011, 01:19:42 PM
I expect now to be taken for dinner,
By a millionaire lottery winner
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 450 limericks!!)
Post by: rogerg on February 14, 2011, 02:05:37 PM
I expect now to be taken for dinner,
By a millionaire lottery winner
I've done that already



(and props to the last couple of limericks!  well played, all!!)
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 450 limericks!!)
Post by: Trapezium Artist on February 14, 2011, 02:21:56 PM
I expect now to be taken for dinner,
By a millionaire lottery winner,
I've done that already,
It finished in beddie,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 450 limericks!!)
Post by: catherine on February 14, 2011, 02:38:59 PM
I expect now to be taken for dinner,
By a millionaire lottery winner,
I've done that already,
It finished in beddie,
Lord, take pity on me, a poor sinner.

I repented and made my confession,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 450 limericks!!)
Post by: Trapezium Artist on February 14, 2011, 02:51:57 PM
I repented and made my confession,
With a beatifically-smiling expression,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 450 limericks!!)
Post by: rogerg on February 14, 2011, 03:02:42 PM
I repented and made my confession,
With a beatifically-smiling expression,
though the priest said to me,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 450 limericks!!)
Post by: Againesis on February 14, 2011, 03:09:13 PM
I repented and made my confession,
With a beatifically-smiling expression,
though the priest said to me,
"Give me one Hail Mary"
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 450 limericks!!)
Post by: Trapezium Artist on February 14, 2011, 03:49:23 PM
I repented and made my confession,
With a beatifically-smiling expression,
though the priest said to me,
"Give me one Hail Mary,
And seek a more saintly profession".

This telecon's dragged on for hours,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 450 limericks!!)
Post by: owen on February 14, 2011, 03:52:50 PM
This telecon's dragged on for hours,
I'd rather be digging up flowers
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 450 limericks!!)
Post by: Brom on February 14, 2011, 03:56:02 PM
This telecon's dragged on for hours,
I'd rather be digging up flowers,
So pass me a fork
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 450 limericks!!)
Post by: Trapezium Artist on February 14, 2011, 04:01:15 PM
This telecon's dragged on for hours,
I'd rather be digging up flowers,
So pass me a fork,
To spear this talk talk,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 450 limericks!!)
Post by: owen on February 14, 2011, 05:29:43 PM
This telecon's dragged on for hours,
I'd rather be digging up flowers,
So pass me a fork,
To spear this talk talk,
Before my mood finally sours.

I'm tired and I want to go home
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 450 limericks!!)
Post by: Mooncat on February 14, 2011, 06:34:36 PM
I'm tired and I want to go home
To see my most favourite Gnome
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 450 limericks!!)
Post by: L33VEY on February 14, 2011, 06:51:29 PM
I'm tired and I want to go home
To see my most favourite Gnome
J Rudess is his name
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 450 limericks!!)
Post by: catherine on February 14, 2011, 07:04:44 PM
I'm tired and I want to go home
To see my most favourite Gnome
J Rudess is his name
Oozing wealth, style and fame
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 450 limericks!!)
Post by: owen on February 14, 2011, 11:26:08 PM
I'm tired and I want to go home
To see my most favourite Gnome
J Rudess is his name
Oozing wealth, style and fame
And a beautiful white shiny dome.

His beard has been trimmed, I suspect
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 450 limericks!!)
Post by: catherine on February 15, 2011, 09:39:06 AM
His beard has been trimmed, I suspect
It's his new facial topiary project
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 450 limericks!!)
Post by: Villuccikeys on February 15, 2011, 10:40:57 AM
His beard has been trimmed, I suspect
It's his new facial topiary project
Clean shaven galore!
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 450 limericks!!)
Post by: Trapezium Artist on February 15, 2011, 11:37:29 AM
His beard has been trimmed, I suspect
It's his new facial topiary project
Clean shaven galore!
You can see every pore!
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 450 limericks!!)
Post by: catherine on February 15, 2011, 02:15:41 PM
His beard has been trimmed, I suspect
It's his new facial topiary project
Clean shaven galore!
You can see every pore!
Fourteen thousand and seven - I checked.

My life's wish was to be a pore counter,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 450 limericks!!)
Post by: Trapezium Artist on February 15, 2011, 05:55:00 PM
My life's wish was to be a pore counter,
Dullest job one would ever encounter,




[Sorry: not happy about my contribution, since it repeats "counter", but it's a damn hard one; anyone come up with something better?  :( ]
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 450 limericks!!)
Post by: rogerg on February 15, 2011, 06:11:09 PM
Quote from: "Trapezium Artist"
My life's wish was to be a pore counter,
Dullest job one would ever encounter,




[Sorry: not happy about my contribution, since it repeats "counter", but it's a damn hard one; anyone come up with something better?  :( ]

My life's wish was to be a pore counter,
and no number would ever surmount her?
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 450 limericks!!)
Post by: Trapezium Artist on February 15, 2011, 10:28:38 PM
My life's wish was to be a pore counter,
and no number would ever surmount her,
Ten digits a blur,




[Thanks, rog: a thing of [more] beauty  8-) ]
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 450 limericks!!)
Post by: RacingHippo on February 15, 2011, 10:57:55 PM
My life's wish was to be a pore counter,
and no number would ever surmount her,
Ten digits a blur,
No blackheads deter
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 450 limericks!!)
Post by: Villuccikeys on February 16, 2011, 03:23:04 AM
My life's wish was to be a pore counter,
and no number would ever surmount her,
Ten digits a blur,
No blackheads deter
It's hard when they're all faces of fur.


Well that last one was a doozy
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 450 limericks!!)
Post by: owen on February 16, 2011, 06:10:32 AM
Well that last one was a doozy
As the Archbishop said to the floozy
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 450 limericks!!)
Post by: Pedro on February 16, 2011, 06:47:52 AM
Well that last one was a doozy
As the Archbishop said to the floozy
Once more, with passion
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 450 limericks!!)
Post by: catherine on February 16, 2011, 08:51:04 AM
Well that last one was a doozy
As the Archbishop said to the floozy
Once more, with passion
In any old fashion
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 450 limericks!!)
Post by: finbeard on February 16, 2011, 09:04:29 AM
Well that last one was a doozy
As the Archbishop said to the floozy
Once more, with passion
In any old fashion
I'll be off- I've got a bit boozy!

Responsibly enjoying Paddy
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 450 limericks!!)
Post by: RacingHippo on February 16, 2011, 09:27:43 AM
Responsibly enjoying Paddy
He's a most entertaining young laddy
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 450 limericks!!)
Post by: catherine on February 16, 2011, 10:07:21 AM
Responsibly enjoying Paddy
He's a most entertaining young laddy
With his taste and his strength
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 450 limericks!!)
Post by: owen on February 16, 2011, 10:10:26 AM
Responsibly enjoying Paddy
He's a most entertaining young laddy
With his taste and his strength
Not to mention his length
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 450 limericks!!)
Post by: catherine on February 16, 2011, 10:42:03 AM
Responsibly enjoying Paddy
He's a most entertaining young laddy
With his taste and his strength
Not to mention his length
He makes many people so gladdy.

This is starting to get a bit fruity,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 450 limericks!!)
Post by: Trapezium Artist on February 16, 2011, 10:44:31 AM
Responsibly enjoying Paddy
He's a most entertaining young laddy
With his taste and his strength
Not to mention his length,
At this rate, he'll soon be a daddy.

There once was a long Roman road,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 450 limericks!!)
Post by: Pedro on February 16, 2011, 12:25:47 PM
SPLIT!

This is starting to get a bit fruity,
Expect Frost*ies to each do their duty


There once was a long Roman road,
And one end was bespattered with woad
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 450 limericks!!)
Post by: catherine on February 16, 2011, 01:12:51 PM
This is starting to get a bit fruity,
Expect Frost*ies to each do their duty
And continue to rhyme,

There once was a long Roman road,
And one end was bespattered with woad
The other was muddy,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 450 limericks!!)
Post by: Pedro on February 16, 2011, 01:43:06 PM
This is starting to get a bit fruity,
Expect Frost*ies to each do their duty
And continue to rhyme,
Whilst keeping in time

There once was a long Roman road,
One end was bespattered with woad
The other was muddy,
The middle gore ruddy
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 450 limericks!!)
Post by: Trapezium Artist on February 16, 2011, 01:51:55 PM
This is starting to get a bit fruity,
Expect Frost*ies to each do their duty
And continue to rhyme,
While bumping in time,

There once was a long Roman road,
And one end was bespattered with woad,
The other was muddy,
And inbetween bloody,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 550 limericks!!)
Post by: Againesis on February 16, 2011, 02:50:40 PM
Arrrgh - QUAD SPLIT:

#550
This is starting to get a bit fruity,
Expect Frost*ies to each do their duty
And continue to rhyme,
(While bumping in time,) (Whilst keeping in time)
And filling their ears with Jem's booty

#551
There once was a long Roman road,
And one end was bespattered with woad,
The other was muddy,
(And inbetween bloody,) (The middle gore ruddy)
A centurian had stepped on a toad

Think we rescued that - no one was watching,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 550 limericks!!)
Post by: Trapezium Artist on February 16, 2011, 03:03:28 PM
Think we rescued that - no one was watching,
While Catherine her bedpost was notching,



[(Nice job, Againesis; remarkable how similar the lines written separately by Pedro and me were though, making it possible for you to tie them both up with a single final entry  :D )
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 550 limericks!!)
Post by: rogerg on February 16, 2011, 03:44:25 PM
Think we rescued that - no one was watching,
While Catherine her bedpost was notching,
oh, Notchinghamshire?



(and yes, well done!!  I think that was our first quad split.)
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 550 limericks!!)
Post by: catherine on February 16, 2011, 05:27:07 PM
Think we rescued that - no one was watching,
While Catherine her bedpost was notching,
oh, Notchinghamshire?
In your dreams, Roger dear!
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 550 limericks!!)
Post by: owen on February 16, 2011, 05:56:20 PM
Think we rescued that - no one was watching,
While Catherine her bedpost was notching,
oh, Notchinghamshire?
In your dreams, Roger dear!
That rumour we're certainly scotching.

I'm going to the footy tonight
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 550 limericks!!)
Post by: L33VEY on February 16, 2011, 09:33:50 PM
I'm going to the footy tonight
Will the Gunners put up much of a fight?
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 550 limericks!!)
Post by: catherine on February 16, 2011, 11:15:29 PM
I'm going to the footy tonight
Will the Gunners put up much of a fight?
I will eat lots of pies
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 550 limericks!!)
Post by: Trapezium Artist on February 17, 2011, 04:16:04 PM
I'm going to the footy tonight
Will the Gunners put up much of a fight?
I will eat lots of pies,
Burp as the ball flies,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 550 limericks!!)
Post by: owen on February 17, 2011, 05:16:25 PM
I'm going to the footy tonight
Will the Gunners put up much of a fight?
I will eat lots of pies,
Burp as the ball flies,
Sadly I watched Wigan: we're shi...., er, not very good

Well Pedro's another year older
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Post by: Trapezium Artist on February 18, 2011, 08:40:47 AM
Well Pedro's another year older,
What of his wife? Oh, he sold her,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 550 limericks!!)
Post by: catherine on February 18, 2011, 09:25:45 AM
Well Pedro's another year older,
What of his wife? Oh, he sold her,
Did he get a good price?
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 550 limericks!!)
Post by: finbeard on February 18, 2011, 09:26:39 AM
Well Pedro's another year older,
What of his wife? Oh, he sold her,
Did he get a good price?
With the discount for lice?
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 550 limericks!!)
Post by: Trapezium Artist on February 18, 2011, 11:10:50 AM
Well Pedro's another year older,
What of his wife? Oh, he sold her,
Did he get a good price?
With the discount for lice?
My god, could we be any bolder?

I'm ashamed of the way that one went,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 550 limericks!!)
Post by: catherine on February 18, 2011, 11:25:57 AM
I'm ashamed of the way that one went,
It was written without my consent,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 550 limericks!!)
Post by: Mooncat on February 18, 2011, 11:34:55 AM
I'm ashamed of the way that one went,
It was written without my consent,
Should we form a commitee,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 550 limericks!!)
Post by: RacingHippo on February 18, 2011, 12:09:00 PM
I'm ashamed of the way that one went,
It was written without my consent,
Should we form a commitee,
Of the wise, the good and the witty?
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 550 limericks!!)
Post by: Againesis on February 18, 2011, 12:09:38 PM
I'm ashamed of the way that one went,
It was written without my consent,
Should we form a commitee,
It would be a pity
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 550 limericks!!)
Post by: Trapezium Artist on February 18, 2011, 12:42:19 PM
SPLIT

I'm ashamed of the way that one went,
It was written without my consent,
Should we form a commitee,
Of the wise, the good and the witty?
And someone angry, their spleen who can vent.

I'm ashamed of the way that one went,
It was written without my consent,
Should we form a commitee,
It would be a pity,
If we didn't then meet in a tent.

Auroras may be on their way,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 550 limericks!!)
Post by: owen on February 18, 2011, 04:46:29 PM
Auroras may be on their way,
If the clouds don't get in the way
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 550 limericks!!)
Post by: Trapezium Artist on February 18, 2011, 05:03:36 PM
Auroras may be on their way,
If the clouds don't get in the way,
I'm sure there's a place,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 550 limericks!!)
Post by: RacingHippo on February 19, 2011, 01:49:28 AM
Auroras may be on their way,
If the clouds don't get in the way,
I'm sure there's a place
Where the view will be ace
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 550 limericks!!)
Post by: Pedro on February 19, 2011, 06:50:29 AM
Auroras may be on their way,
If the clouds don't get in the way,
I'm sure there's a place
Where the view will be ace
#and the skies are not cloudy all day

Repetition is not the best rhyme
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 550 limericks!!)
Post by: owen on February 19, 2011, 09:10:06 AM
Repetition is not the best rhyme
Sorry: didn't realise I'd done it this time
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 550 limericks!!)
Post by: rogerg on February 19, 2011, 01:40:48 PM
Repetition is not the best rhyme
Sorry: didn't realise I'd done it this time
I'm sure Shakespeare done it
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 550 limericks!!)
Post by: RacingHippo on February 19, 2011, 01:47:57 PM
Repetition is not the best rhyme
Sorry: didn't realise I'd done it this time
I'm sure Shakespeare done it
In a lesser-known sonnet
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 550 limericks!!)
Post by: catherine on February 19, 2011, 02:48:07 PM
Repetition is not the best rhyme
Sorry: didn't realise I'd done it this time
I'm sure Shakespeare done it
In a lesser-known sonnet
The one about snails, slugs and slime?

First gig of the year - Script, tonight!
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 550 limericks!!)
Post by: L33VEY on February 19, 2011, 05:29:48 PM
First gig of the year - Script, tonight!
With a Dublin accent, you'll be alright!
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 550 limericks!!)
Post by: Pedro on February 19, 2011, 06:00:49 PM
First gig of the year - Script, tonight!
With a Dublin accent, you'll be alright!
Makes superman weak
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 550 limericks!!)
Post by: gr8gonzo on February 19, 2011, 06:56:48 PM
First gig of the year - Script, tonight!
With a Dublin accent, you'll be alright!
Makes superman weak  :lol:
In a manner of speak
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 550 limericks!!)
Post by: johninblack on February 20, 2011, 02:09:25 PM
First gig of the year - Script, tonight!
With a Dublin accent, you'll be alright!
Makes superman weak  :lol:
In a manner of speak
But don't ask for Afraid of Sunlight.


It's nearly the end of the month,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 550 limericks!!)
Post by: Trapezium Artist on February 20, 2011, 02:30:47 PM
It's nearly the end of the month,
In 80k years, 'bout the millionth,




[Tough one, John; deliberately so, I suspect, since it's actually nowhere near the end of the month yet  8-) ]
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 550 limericks!!)
Post by: catherine on February 20, 2011, 02:34:02 PM
It's nearly the end of the month,
In 80k years, 'bout the millionth
TIme's just an illusion,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 550 limericks!!)
Post by: Againesis on February 20, 2011, 02:50:20 PM
It's nearly the end of the month,
In 80k years, 'bout the millionth
TIme's just an illusion,
Much like Prog-Jazz fusion
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 550 limericks!!)
Post by: catherine on February 20, 2011, 03:36:08 PM
#560
It's nearly the end of the month,
In 80k years, 'bout the millionth
TIme's just an illusion,
Much like Prog-Jazz fusion
That's the nth style, or p'raps n-plus-oneth.

That rhyming was getting quite painful,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 550 limericks!!)
Post by: L33VEY on February 20, 2011, 05:44:40 PM
That rhyming was getting quite painful,
A poet would find it disdainful,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 550 limericks!!)
Post by: rogerg on February 20, 2011, 06:13:04 PM
That rhyming was getting quite painful,
A poet would find it disdainful,
I'm sure Shakespeare done it      


;)
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 550 limericks!!)
Post by: Pedro on February 20, 2011, 06:15:17 PM
That rhyming was getting quite painful,
A poet would find it disdainful,
I'm sure Shakespeare done it      
When pressed for a sonnet
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 550 limericks!!)
Post by: Trapezium Artist on February 20, 2011, 09:53:09 PM
That rhyming was getting quite painful,
A poet would find it disdainful,
I'm sure Shakespeare done it      
When pressed for a sonnet,
Though the death of his art was baneful.

So let me begin one with fish,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 550 limericks!!)
Post by: RacingHippo on February 20, 2011, 10:54:52 PM
So let me begin one with fish,
A Tiny one, I would but wish
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 550 limericks!!)
Post by: rogerg on February 20, 2011, 10:58:04 PM
So let me begin one with fish,
A Tiny one, I would but wish
a red one or blue one?
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 550 limericks!!)
Post by: catherine on February 20, 2011, 11:43:18 PM
So let me begin one with fish,
A Tiny one, I would but wish
a red one or blue one?
No, orange is more fun,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 550 limericks!!)
Post by: owen on February 21, 2011, 11:54:19 PM
So let me begin one with fish,
A Tiny one, I would but wish
a red one or blue one?
No, orange is more fun,
That's just codswallop! Bum-tish!

Along with the fish came some chips
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 550 limericks!!)
Post by: RacingHippo on February 22, 2011, 09:43:16 AM
Along with the fish came some chips
Of silicon, doing ten thousand MIPS


[Oops. Sorry. I just geeked.]
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 550 limericks!!)
Post by: johninblack on February 22, 2011, 10:25:06 AM
Along with the fish came some chips
Of silicon, doing ten thousand MIPS,
this hybrid computer,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 550 limericks!!)
Post by: Mooncat on February 22, 2011, 12:21:06 PM
Along with the fish came some chips
Of silicon, doing ten thousand MIPS,
this hybrid computer,
is quicker than the user,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 550 limericks!!)
Post by: Pedro on February 22, 2011, 12:38:26 PM
Along with the fish came some chips
Of silicon, doing ten thousand MIPS,
this hybrid computer,
is quicker than the user,
and needs fewer lavatory trips

Craig's filming today for Roland
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 550 limericks!!)
Post by: RacingHippo on February 22, 2011, 01:36:05 PM
Craig's filming today for Roland
His schedule is certainly swollened
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 550 limericks!!)
Post by: owen on February 22, 2011, 02:27:19 PM
Craig's filming today for Roland
His schedule is certainly swollened
Has he pinched Jem's camcorder?
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 550 limericks!!)
Post by: Mooncat on February 22, 2011, 02:39:26 PM
Is that out of order??
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 550 limericks!!)
Post by: catherine on February 22, 2011, 04:48:42 PM
Craig's filming today for Roland
His schedule is certainly swollened
Has he pinched Jem's camcorder?
Is that out of order??
Or is he playing jazz gigs in Poland?

Craig's invented a new style of playing,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 550 limericks!!)
Post by: rogerg on February 22, 2011, 05:44:53 PM
Craig's invented a new style of playing,
which is better than chickens a-laying
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 550 limericks!!)
Post by: Trapezium Artist on February 22, 2011, 09:15:35 PM
Craig's invented a new style of playing,
which is better than chickens a-laying,
Bang wallop crash bang,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 550 limericks!!)
Post by: RacingHippo on February 22, 2011, 11:39:47 PM
Craig's invented a new style of playing,
which is better than chickens a-laying,
Bang wallop crash bang,
Bwark bwark, pop, ftang!
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 550 limericks!!)
Post by: Pedro on February 23, 2011, 07:53:49 AM
Craig's invented a new style of playing,
which is better than chickens a-laying,
Bang wallop crash bang,
Bwark bwark, pop, ftang!
"Pramadiddle" it's called, so they're saying.

The "old" Cube has become a games room,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 550 limericks!!)
Post by: owen on February 23, 2011, 09:47:59 AM
The "old" Cube has become a games room,
No longer "Zum-Zum-wEEEEEEEdle-boom"
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 550 limericks!!)
Post by: rogerg on February 23, 2011, 10:02:43 AM
The "old" Cube has become a games room,
No longer "Zum-Zum-wEEEEEEEdle-boom"
and as for the Tardis
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 550 limericks!!)
Post by: catherine on February 23, 2011, 10:57:27 AM
The "old" Cube has become a games room,
No longer "Zum-Zum-wEEEEEEEdle-boom"
and as for the Tardis,
When covered in lard, it's
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 550 limericks!!)
Post by: Brom on February 23, 2011, 12:58:20 PM
The "old" Cube has become a games room,
No longer "Zum-Zum-wEEEEEEEdle-boom"
and as for the Tardis,
When covered in lard, it's
Not fit for Va Va or a Voom

I wonder how things are in Rockfield?
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 550 limericks!!)
Post by: Trapezium Artist on February 23, 2011, 03:21:04 PM
I wonder how things are in Rockfield?
It's time we all had our ears peeled,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 550 limericks!!)
Post by: Mooncat on February 23, 2011, 03:54:03 PM
I wonder how things are in Rockfield?
It's time we all had our ears peeled,
For some prog - most fantastic,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 550 limericks!!)
Post by: rogerg on February 23, 2011, 04:24:34 PM
I wonder how things are in Rockfield?
It's time we all had our ears peeled,
For some prog - most fantastic,
and dancing most spastic
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 550 limericks!!)
Post by: Trapezium Artist on February 24, 2011, 07:02:27 AM
I wonder how things are in Rockfield?
It's time we all had our ears peeled,
For some prog - most fantastic,
and dancing most spastic,
Oh, the joy that this disc-thing will yield!

It's foggy today in the dunes,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 550 limericks!!)
Post by: Brom on February 24, 2011, 07:47:41 AM
It's foggy today in the dunes
I hope it's not due to these prunes?
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 550 limericks!!)
Post by: owen on February 24, 2011, 10:07:36 AM
It's foggy today in the dunes
I hope it's not due to these prunes?
Blue skies over here
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 550 limericks!!)
Post by: Trapezium Artist on February 24, 2011, 10:14:28 AM
It's foggy today in the dunes
I hope it's not due to these prunes?
Blue skies over here,
Have you corked it, m'dear?
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 550 limericks!!)
Post by: catherine on February 24, 2011, 10:29:54 AM
It's foggy today in the dunes
I hope it's not due to these prunes?
Blue skies over here,
Have you corked it, m'dear?
Yep, it's whistling - I can play tunes!

Inspiration has floated away,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 550 limericks!!)
Post by: Trapezium Artist on February 24, 2011, 10:37:42 AM
Inspiration has floated away,
On this methanogenic day,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 550 limericks!!)
Post by: rogerg on February 24, 2011, 12:15:09 PM
Inspiration has floated away,
On this methanogenic day,
that word's for-the-win!
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 550 limericks!!)
Post by: Pedro on February 24, 2011, 12:26:57 PM
Inspiration has floated away,
On this methanogenic day,
that word's for-the-win!
and not breathing in
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 550 limericks!!)
Post by: Trapezium Artist on February 24, 2011, 01:05:34 PM
Inspiration has floated away,
On this methanogenic day,
that word's for-the-win!
and not breathing in,
Strike a match, close your eyes, and pray.

I just missed my after-lunch coffee,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 550 limericks!!)
Post by: L33VEY on February 24, 2011, 01:15:51 PM
I just missed my after-lunch coffee,
I was too busy chewing some toffee,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 550 limericks!!)
Post by: Pedro on February 24, 2011, 01:52:50 PM
I just missed my after-lunch coffee,
I was too busy chewing some toffee,
You should take better aim
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 550 limericks!!)
Post by: Trapezium Artist on February 24, 2011, 02:11:39 PM
I just missed my after-lunch coffee,
I was too busy chewing some toffee,
You should take better aim
when you allocate blame,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 550 limericks!!)
Post by: catherine on February 24, 2011, 02:40:09 PM
I just missed my after-lunch coffee,
I was too busy chewing some toffee,
You should take better aim
when you allocate blame,
Or else you will end up all frothy.

I'm now sipping my afternoon tea,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 550 limericks!!)
Post by: RacingHippo on February 24, 2011, 06:10:36 PM
I'm now sipping my afternoon tea,
And dunking a biccie or three
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 550 limericks!!)
Post by: owen on February 24, 2011, 07:24:19 PM
I'm now sipping my afternoon tea,
And dunking a biccie or three
What type is it then?
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 550 limericks!!)
Post by: RacingHippo on February 26, 2011, 10:52:11 PM
I'm now sipping my afternoon tea,
And dunking a biccie or three
What type is it then?
And the tea - pray, what blend?
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 550 limericks!!)
Post by: catherine on February 27, 2011, 04:11:32 PM
I'm now sipping my afternoon tea,
And dunking a biccie or three
What type is it then?
And the tea - pray, what blend?
Lady Grey, with fig rolls - ecstasy!

But I really should think of my figure,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 550 limericks!!)
Post by: DueyC on February 27, 2011, 04:30:31 PM
But I really should think of my figure,
I keep getting bigger and bigger
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 550 limericks!!)
Post by: L33VEY on February 27, 2011, 04:34:13 PM
But I really should think of my figure,
I keep getting bigger and bigger
The size of my hips
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 550 limericks!!)
Post by: Pedro on February 27, 2011, 05:53:55 PM
But I really should think of my figure,
I keep getting bigger and bigger
The size of my hips
Is straining my zips
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 550 limericks!!)
Post by: catherine on February 27, 2011, 07:06:18 PM
But I really should think of my figure,
I keep getting bigger and bigger
The size of my hips
Is straining my zips
If they burst, it'll make you all snigger.
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 550 limericks!!)
Post by: Pedro on February 27, 2011, 07:39:55 PM
It would "seam" that that thought's put you off
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 550 limericks!!)
Post by: catherine on February 27, 2011, 10:49:36 PM
It would "seam" that that thought's put you off
Too right, mate! I daren't sneeze or cough,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 550 limericks!!)
Post by: Trapezium Artist on February 27, 2011, 11:42:12 PM
It would "seam" that that thought's put you off
Too right, mate! I daren't sneeze or cough,
Stand like a statue,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 550 limericks!!)
Post by: rogerg on February 28, 2011, 03:22:02 AM
It would "seam" that that thought's put you off
Too right, mate! I daren't sneeze or cough,
Stand like a statue,
Shirley! don't atchoo!
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 550 limericks!!)
Post by: Villuccikeys on February 28, 2011, 08:54:17 AM
It would "seam" that that thought's put you off
Too right, mate! I daren't sneeze or cough,
Stand like a statue,
Shirley! don't atchoo!
Pedro, your puns make me scoff.

I'll bet this one will end with a pun
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 550 limericks!!)
Post by: owen on February 28, 2011, 09:37:37 AM
I'll bet this one will end with a pun
Better that than a big smoking gun :o
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 550 limericks!!)
Post by: rogerg on February 28, 2011, 03:04:19 PM
I'll bet this one will end with a pun
Better that than a big smoking gun
be it a pun or a pune
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 550 limericks!!)
Post by: Trapezium Artist on February 28, 2011, 03:53:36 PM
I'll bet this one will end with a pun
Better that than a big smoking gun
be it a pun or a pune,
or spelled with a rune, eh?
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 550 limericks!!)
Post by: catherine on February 28, 2011, 04:01:23 PM
I'll bet this one will end with a pun
Better that than a big smoking gun
be it a pun or a pune,
or spelled with a rune, eh?
It's certain to be lots of fun.

I've finished, and now I'll re-start
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 550 limericks!!)
Post by: Trapezium Artist on February 28, 2011, 04:35:45 PM
I've finished, and now I'll re-start,
My dear, you're a limerick tart,               ;)
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 550 limericks!!)
Post by: owen on February 28, 2011, 05:15:47 PM
I've finished, and now I'll re-start,
My dear, you're a limerick tart, ;)
Apologise, Sir!
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 550 limericks!!)
Post by: RacingHippo on February 28, 2011, 07:06:11 PM
I've finished, and now I'll re-start,
My dear, you're a limerick tart, ;)
Apologise, Sir!
Egads, what a slur!
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 550 limericks!!)
Post by: Trapezium Artist on February 28, 2011, 07:12:36 PM
I've finished, and now I'll re-start,
My dear, you're a limerick tart, ;)
Apologise, Sir!
Egads, what a slur!
As a cad, I'm just playing my part.

Being a bounder is invigorating,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 550 limericks!!)
Post by: catherine on February 28, 2011, 07:36:04 PM
I've finished, and now I'll re-start,
My dear, you're a limerick tart, ;)
Apologise, Sir!
Egads, what a slur!
As a cad, I'm just playing my part.

Being a bounder is invigorating,
No, I think you require sedating.
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 550 limericks!!)
Post by: RacingHippo on February 28, 2011, 07:51:45 PM
Being a bounder is invigorating,
No, I think you require sedating.
Quick, nurse! The screens!
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 550 limericks!!)
Post by: L33VEY on February 28, 2011, 10:32:03 PM
Being a bounder is invigorating,
No, I think you require sedating.
Quick, nurse! The screens!
And you know what that means   ;)
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 550 limericks!!)
Post by: Pedro on February 28, 2011, 11:44:43 PM
Being a bounder is invigorating,
No, I think you require sedating.
Quick, nurse! The screens!
And you know what that means   ;)
Doctor Hippo enjoys operating

Tinyfish at the weekend, huzzah!
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 550 limericks!!)
Post by: catherine on February 28, 2011, 11:51:31 PM
Tinyfish at the weekend, huzzah!
And Bert will go in his new car!
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 550 limericks!!)
Post by: RacingHippo on March 01, 2011, 12:19:58 AM
Tinyfish at the weekend, huzzah!
And Bert will go in his new car!
I'll be there, with Guy
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 550 limericks!!)
Post by: Mooncat on March 01, 2011, 09:48:00 AM
Tinyfish at the weekend, huzzah!
And Bert will go in his new car!
I'll be there, with Guy
March already, how times fly
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 550 limericks!!)
Post by: owen on March 01, 2011, 10:35:24 AM
Tinyfish at the weekend, huzzah!
And Bert will go in his new car!
I'll be there, with Guy
March already, how times fly
Can't make it, so I'll hit the bar...

So what type of booze shall I sup?
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 550 limericks!!)
Post by: catherine on March 01, 2011, 11:02:05 AM
So what type of booze shall I sup?
A pint of Real Ale! Bottoms up!
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 550 limericks!!)
Post by: Brom on March 01, 2011, 12:03:01 PM
So what type of booze shall I sup?
A pint of Real Ale! Bottoms up!
Or a small glass of wine,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 550 limericks!!)
Post by: rogerg on March 01, 2011, 02:42:36 PM
So what type of booze shall I sup?
A pint of Real Ale! Bottoms up!
Or a small glass of wine,
Fosters from the Strine?
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 550 limericks!!)
Post by: catherine on March 01, 2011, 03:30:53 PM
So what type of booze shall I sup?
A pint of Real Ale! Bottoms up!
Or a small glass of wine,
Fosters from the Strine?
No, a nice bit of tea, in a cup.

But what biscuit should I be dunking?
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 550 limericks!!)
Post by: RacingHippo on March 01, 2011, 05:13:09 PM
But what biscuit should I be dunking
When I'm out on my weekly spelunking?
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 550 limericks!!)
Post by: owen on March 01, 2011, 05:19:10 PM
But what biscuit should I be dunking
When I'm out on my weekly spelunking?
A hobnob for me!
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 550 limericks!!)
Post by: Nev on March 01, 2011, 05:39:31 PM
But what biscuit should I be dunking
When I'm out on my weekly spelunking?
A hobnob for me!
and a Bourbon, or three
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 550 limericks!!)
Post by: catherine on March 02, 2011, 02:50:39 PM
But what biscuit should I be dunking
When I'm out on my weekly spelunking?
A hobnob for me!
and a Bourbon, or three
But look out for Pedro, the Pun King.

Jem has all our love and good wishes,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 550 limericks!!)
Post by: rogerg on March 02, 2011, 03:50:58 PM
Jem has all our love and good wishes,
and I expect he's doing the dishes
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 550 limericks!!)
Post by: RacingHippo on March 02, 2011, 03:56:36 PM
Jem has all our love and good wishes,
and I expect he's doing the dishes
They've been waiting for weeks
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 550 limericks!!)
Post by: owen on March 02, 2011, 03:58:54 PM
Jem has all our love and good wishes,
and I expect he's doing the dishes
They've been waiting for weeks
To dig up his leeks
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 550 limericks!!)
Post by: Trapezium Artist on March 02, 2011, 05:45:48 PM
Jem has all our love and good wishes,
and I expect he's doing the dishes
They've been waiting for weeks
To dig up his leeks,
Which he'll cook in a pie with some fishes.

I think that we're all rather shocked,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 550 limericks!!)
Post by: Mouse on March 02, 2011, 05:47:17 PM
I think that we're all rather shocked,
And that the Frost*ie boat has been rocked
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 550 limericks!!)
Post by: RacingHippo on March 02, 2011, 05:56:26 PM
I think that we're all rather shocked,
And that the Frost*ie boat has been rocked
Our gasts have been flabbered
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 550 limericks!!)
Post by: MadeOutOfCats on March 02, 2011, 08:31:11 PM
I think that we're all rather shocked,
And that the Frost*ie boat has been rocked
Our gasts have been flabbered
Our Hutts have been Jabba'd
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 550 limericks!!)
Post by: owen on March 02, 2011, 09:09:58 PM
I think that we're all rather shocked,
And that the Frost*ie boat has been rocked
Our gasts have been flabbered
Our Hutts have been Jabba'd
And our pocket money has just been docked

Will Wakeman join Frost* in Jem's place?
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 550 limericks!!)
Post by: Pedro on March 02, 2011, 10:05:51 PM
Will Wakeman join Frost* in Jem's place?
Not sure he could handle the pace
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 550 limericks!!)
Post by: Mouse on March 02, 2011, 11:25:05 PM
Will Wakeman join Frost* in Jem's place?
Not sure he could handle the pace
But with enough curry
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 550 limericks!!)
Post by: rogerg on March 02, 2011, 11:35:59 PM
Will Wakeman join Frost* in Jem's place?
Not sure he could handle the pace
But with enough curry
and fingers that hurry
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 550 limericks!!)
Post by: owen on March 02, 2011, 11:45:18 PM
Will Wakeman join Frost* in Jem's place?
Not sure he could handle the pace
But with enough curry
and fingers that hurry
And Squire helping out on the bass...

No, well how about Rudess or Banks?
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 550 limericks!!)
Post by: Pedro on March 02, 2011, 11:52:32 PM
Will Wakeman join Frost* in Jem's place?
Not sure he could handle the pace
But with enough curry
There's naan need to worry
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 550 limericks!!)
Post by: owen on March 03, 2011, 06:20:20 AM
Um, Pedro, I think you're a little behind?
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 550 limericks!!)
Post by: Pedro on March 03, 2011, 06:52:32 AM
Quote from: "owen"
Um, Pedro, I think you're a little behind?
Who are calling a behind?? ;) Sadly not that little at the moment! :)
Sorry, I had the edit window open on my iPod for 7 minutes and I don't get a warning when someone else has posted in the meantime. Unlucky too that my post appeared at the top of a new page so I didn't spot it.
As you were...
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 550 limericks!!)
Post by: Againesis on March 03, 2011, 10:01:38 AM
No, well how about Rudess or Banks?
God - not with that beard NO NO THANKS
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 550 limericks!!)
Post by: catherine on March 03, 2011, 11:11:14 AM
No, well how about Rudess or Banks?
God - not with that beard NO NO THANKS
We could lend him a strimmer?
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 550 limericks!!)
Post by: Brom on March 03, 2011, 11:59:51 AM
No, well how about Rudess or Banks?
God - not with that beard NO NO THANKS
We could lend him a strimmer?
Or make the stage dimmer
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 550 limericks!!)
Post by: rogerg on March 03, 2011, 01:41:52 PM
No, well how about Rudess or Banks?
God - not with that beard NO NO THANKS
We could lend him a strimmer?
Or make the stage dimmer
Hey!  love the beard or get spanks!

 8-)

the temperature was below zero
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 550 limericks!!)
Post by: Mooncat on March 03, 2011, 02:51:03 PM
the temperature was below zero
and the forum in need of a hero
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 550 limericks!!)
Post by: owen on March 03, 2011, 03:07:44 PM
the temperature was below zero
and the forum in need of a hero
but we fed a troll
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 550 limericks!!)
Post by: Againesis on March 03, 2011, 03:13:48 PM
the temperature was below zero
and the forum in need of a hero
but we fed a troll
and that took its toll
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 550 limericks!!)
Post by: catherine on March 03, 2011, 03:38:34 PM
#585
the temperature was below zero
and the forum in need of a hero
but we fed a troll
and that took its toll
now we all need to drink lots of beer-o

We could drown all our sorrows with whisky,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 550 limericks!!)
Post by: Mooncat on March 03, 2011, 04:10:12 PM
We could drown all our sorrows with whisky,
Although I tend to find that too risky,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 550 limericks!!)
Post by: RacingHippo on March 03, 2011, 04:59:54 PM
We could drown all our sorrows with whisky,
Although I tend to find that too risky,
It goes straight to my head
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 550 limericks!!)
Post by: Trapezium Artist on March 03, 2011, 08:20:14 PM
We could drown all our sorrows with whisky,
Although I tend to find that too risky,
It goes straight to my head,
then I go straight to bed,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 550 limericks!!)
Post by: catherine on March 03, 2011, 08:27:29 PM
We could drown all our sorrows with whisky,
Although I tend to find that too risky,
It goes straight to my head,
then I go straight to bed,
Well, thank goodness it don't make you frisky!

Now TA's passed out, we can chuckle,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 550 limericks!!)
Post by: Trapezium Artist on March 03, 2011, 08:38:43 PM
Now TA's passed out, we can chuckle,
But keep your paws off my buckle,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 550 limericks!!)
Post by: RacingHippo on March 03, 2011, 08:42:08 PM
Now TA's passed out, we can chuckle,
But keep your paws off my buckle,
It's a dangerous thing
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 550 limericks!!)
Post by: catherine on March 03, 2011, 09:48:15 PM
Now TA's passed out, we can chuckle,
But keep your paws off my buckle,
It's a dangerous thing
When it's tied up with string
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 550 limericks!!)
Post by: RacingHippo on March 03, 2011, 11:42:40 PM
Now TA's passed out, we can chuckle,
But keep your paws off my buckle,
It's a dangerous thing
When it's tied up with string
Must be careful to not skin your knuckle!


It's nearly time for the BotYs!
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 550 limericks!!)
Post by: Brom on March 04, 2011, 08:18:46 AM
It's nearly time for the BotYs!
I can't go and I'm fighting the tears
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 550 limericks!!)
Post by: johninblack on March 04, 2011, 08:34:14 AM
It's nearly time for the BotYs!
I can't go and I'm fighting the tears,
So I'll stay here and drink,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 550 limericks!!)
Post by: Againesis on March 04, 2011, 09:12:10 AM
It's nearly time for the BotYs!
I can't go and I'm fighting the tears,
So I'll stay here and drink,
and talk with my shrink.
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 550 limericks!!)
Post by: Trapezium Artist on March 04, 2011, 10:50:51 AM
It's nearly time for the BotYs!
I can't go and I'm fighting the tears,
So I'll stay here and drink,
and talk with my shrink,
About what has been tickling our ears.

Mick Karn played a mean fretless bass,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 550 limericks!!)
Post by: catherine on March 04, 2011, 11:13:28 AM
Mick Karn played a mean fretless bass,
The riffs on his Wal were just ace,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 550 limericks!!)
Post by: RacingHippo on March 04, 2011, 11:49:19 AM
Mick Karn played a mean fretless bass,
The riffs on his Wal were just ace,
But a miserly Wal
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 550 limericks!!)
Post by: catherine on March 04, 2011, 11:51:53 AM
Mick Karn played a mean fretless bass,
The riffs on his Wal were just ace,
But a miserly Wal
Is just no fun at all
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 550 limericks!!)
Post by: Trapezium Artist on March 05, 2011, 01:45:22 PM
Mick Karn played a mean fretless bass,
The riffs on his Wal were just ace,
But a miserly Wal
Is just no fun at all,
Specially when played off your face.

It's time that our cat had his walk,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 550 limericks!!)
Post by: rogerg on March 05, 2011, 02:03:19 PM
It's time that our cat had his walk,
that's easier than teaching him to talk.
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 550 limericks!!)
Post by: L33VEY on March 05, 2011, 08:24:49 PM
It's time that our cat had his walk,
that's easier than teaching him to talk.
A saucer of cream
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 550 limericks!!)
Post by: Trapezium Artist on March 05, 2011, 08:31:36 PM
It's time that our cat had his walk,
that's easier than teaching him to talk.
A saucer of cream
and a plate full of bream,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 550 limericks!!)
Post by: RacingHippo on March 06, 2011, 09:33:18 AM
It's time that our cat had his walk,
that's easier than teaching him to talk.
A saucer of cream
and a plate full of bream,
Which he'll eat with a Big Red Spork

Jem was nominated for a BotY!
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 550 limericks!!)
Post by: Pedro on March 06, 2011, 01:10:37 PM
Jem was nominated for a BotY!
Both for keys and per-son-ality
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 550 limericks!!)
Post by: L33VEY on March 06, 2011, 07:45:40 PM
Jem was nominated for a BotY!
Both for keys and per-son-ality
He deserves an award
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 550 limericks!!)
Post by: catherine on March 06, 2011, 07:47:13 PM
Jem was nominated for a BotY!
Both for keys and per-son-ality
He deserves an award
As his music's adored
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 550 limericks!!)
Post by: JakeWorrell on March 06, 2011, 08:19:21 PM
Quote from: "catherine"
Jem was nominated for a BotY!
Both for keys and per-son-ality
He deserves an award
As his music's adored
(not sure If I'm rhyming with ality or BotY but assuming the latter:)

Jem was nominated for a BotY!
Both for keys and per-son-ality
He deserves an award
As his music's adored
And he's generally just a nice guy

Its winter when Frost* tend to tour
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 550 limericks!!)
Post by: Pedro on March 06, 2011, 08:35:03 PM
It was a loose rhyme I admit.
I was going for Botty and -ity.
Nice catch though. :)
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 550 limericks!!)
Post by: JakeWorrell on March 06, 2011, 08:39:00 PM
Quote from: "Pedro"
It was a loose rhyme I admit.
I was going for Botty and -ity.
Nice catch though. :)

oohhh I was reading it "Bee Oh Tee Why"
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 550 limericks!!)
Post by: L33VEY on March 06, 2011, 08:56:05 PM
Its winter when Frost* tend to tour
And the crowd leap around all the more
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 550 limericks!!)
Post by: rogerg on March 06, 2011, 09:11:03 PM
Quote from: "Pedro"
It was a loose rhyme I admit.
I was going for Botty and -ity.
Nice catch though. :)

heh  when I read this I though you were starting a rogue limerick...   8-)


Its winter when Frost* tend to tour
And the crowd leap around all the more
on the tips of their toes
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 550 limericks!!)
Post by: catherine on March 06, 2011, 10:40:02 PM
Its winter when Frost* tend to tour
And the crowd leap around all the more
on the tips of their toes
Because they're all froze
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 550 limericks!!)
Post by: Trapezium Artist on March 06, 2011, 10:53:30 PM
It's winter when Frost* tend to tour
And the crowd leap around all the more
on the tips of their toes
Because they're all froze,
And their expressions all rigidly dour.    (pronounced in a Scots accent  :D )

There's something quite nice about string,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 550 limericks!!)
Post by: JakeWorrell on March 06, 2011, 11:24:23 PM
There's something quite nice about string,
its a long, thin and malleable thing,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 550 limericks!!)
Post by: catherine on March 06, 2011, 11:32:20 PM
There's something quite nice about string,
its a long, thin and malleable thing,
You can tie it in knots
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 550 limericks!!)
Post by: rogerg on March 06, 2011, 11:35:05 PM
There's something quite nice about string,
its a long, thin and malleable thing,
You can tie it in knots
and trade it with Scots
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 550 limericks!!)
Post by: Trapezium Artist on March 07, 2011, 08:00:39 AM
There's something quite nice about string,
its a long, thin and malleable thing,
You can tie it in knots
and trade it with Scots,
Who wear it round necks like cheap bling.

[Sorry; very bad of me, but I couldn't resist  :lol: ]

In fact, I'm great fan of that land,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 550 limericks!!)
Post by: RacingHippo on March 07, 2011, 09:02:12 AM
In fact, I'm great fan of that land,
Though it's not really sun, sea and sand,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 550 limericks!!)
Post by: catherine on March 07, 2011, 09:43:39 AM
In fact, I'm great fan of that land,
Though it's not really sun, sea and sand,
But tough men in kilts
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 550 limericks!!)
Post by: Pedro on March 07, 2011, 12:10:03 PM
In fact, I'm great fan of that land,
Though it's not really sun, sea and sand,
But tough men in kilts
Should avoid using stilts
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 550 limericks!!)
Post by: catherine on March 07, 2011, 01:01:32 PM
In fact, I'm a great fan of that land,
Though it's not really sun, sea and sand,
But tough men in kilts
Should avoid using stilts
So they aren't showing more than they'd planned.

Exposure's a problem, these days,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 550 limericks!!)
Post by: JakeWorrell on March 07, 2011, 01:11:59 PM
Exposure's a problem, these days
Illegal, the police officer says
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 550 limericks!!)
Post by: rogerg on March 07, 2011, 01:13:21 PM
Exposure's a problem, these days
Illegal, the police officer says
please put that away
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 550 limericks!!)
Post by: RacingHippo on March 07, 2011, 02:42:25 PM
Exposure's a problem, these days
Illegal, the police officer says
"please put that away"
The bobby will say
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 550 limericks!!)
Post by: owen on March 07, 2011, 04:42:14 PM
Exposure's a problem, these days
Illegal, the police officer says
"please put that away"
The bobby will say
Or another, more colourful, phrase.

I've looked out at the sky, and it's blue
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 550 limericks!!)
Post by: Trapezium Artist on March 07, 2011, 05:14:37 PM
I've looked out at the sky, and it's blue,
Molecules and aerosols give it that hue,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 550 limericks!!)
Post by: DueyC on March 07, 2011, 05:20:41 PM
I've looked out at the sky, and it's blue,
Molecules and aerosols give it that hue,
There's a plane way up high
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 550 limericks!!)
Post by: rogerg on March 07, 2011, 06:01:18 PM
I've looked out at the sky, and it's blue,
Molecules and aerosols give it that hue,
There's a plane way up high
and the snow is up to my thigh
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 550 limericks!!)
Post by: owen on March 07, 2011, 06:50:24 PM
I've looked out at the sky, and it's blue,
Molecules and aerosols give it that hue,
There's a plane way up high
and the snow is up to my thigh
Are you sure that that last part is true?

Not that I'm saying you're a liar
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 550 limericks!!)
Post by: L33VEY on March 07, 2011, 07:13:21 PM
Not that I'm saying you're a liar
But that smell means your pants are on fire   :lol:
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 550 limericks!!)
Post by: rogerg on March 07, 2011, 07:25:46 PM
Not that I'm saying you're a liar
But that smell means your pants are on fire
but it's true sir, your Honor!
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 550 limericks!!)
Post by: JakeWorrell on March 07, 2011, 11:52:38 PM
Not that I'm saying you're a liar
But that smell means your pants are on fire
but it's true sir, your Honor!
Best put them out or I'm a goner
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 550 limericks!!)
Post by: RacingHippo on March 08, 2011, 10:26:48 AM
Not that I'm saying you're a liar
But that smell means your pants are on fire
but it's true sir, your Honor!
Best put them out or I'm a goner
Just jump in the snow then, squire.


In Britain we're all eating pancakes
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 550 limericks!!)
Post by: owen on March 08, 2011, 10:30:56 AM
In Britain we're all eating pancakes
It makes a nice change from the Bran Flakes
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 550 limericks!!)
Post by: catherine on March 08, 2011, 11:03:47 AM
In Britain we're all eating pancakes
It makes a nice change from the Bran Flakes
Although lower in fibre,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 550 limericks!!)
Post by: L33VEY on March 08, 2011, 01:28:04 PM
In Britain we're all eating pancakes
It makes a nice change from the Bran Flakes
Although lower in fibre,
They fill up inside yer
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 550 limericks!!)
Post by: catherine on March 08, 2011, 02:33:43 PM
In Britain we're all eating pancakes
It makes a nice change from the Bran Flakes
Although lower in fibre,
They fill up inside yer
Over-indulgers get bad stomach aches

Oh gawd, pass me the Rennies, I'm stuffed,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 550 limericks!!)
Post by: Againesis on March 08, 2011, 02:37:09 PM
Oh gawd, pass me the Rennies, I'm stuffed,
or worse, like Ron Jeremy: fluffed.
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 550 limericks!!)
Post by: catherine on March 08, 2011, 07:11:30 PM
Oh gawd, pass me the Rennies, I'm stuffed,
or worse, like Ron Jeremy: fluffed.
But with stiffened resolve,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 550 limericks!!)
Post by: owen on March 08, 2011, 08:29:19 PM
Oh gawd, pass me the Rennies, I'm stuffed,
or worse, like Ron Jeremy: fluffed.
But with stiffened resolve,
And more nosh to disolve
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 550 limericks!!)
Post by: catherine on March 09, 2011, 09:44:01 AM
Oh gawd, pass me the Rennies, I'm stuffed,
or worse, like Ron Jeremy: fluffed.                 :shock:
But with stiffened resolve,                              :?
And more nosh to dissolve
I'll perform on the stage 'til I'm puffed.              8-)    (Phew, got out of that one more-or-less OK)

Transcribing audio on Youtube - such fun!
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 550 limericks!!)
Post by: Againesis on March 09, 2011, 03:24:13 PM
Transcribing audio on Youtube - such fun!
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Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 550 limericks!!)
Post by: catherine on March 09, 2011, 06:43:26 PM
Transcribing audio on Youtube - such fun!
you also wants not grateful we not giving the one  
We're ungrateful, you say?
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 550 limericks!!)
Post by: L33VEY on March 10, 2011, 10:30:20 PM
Transcribing audio on Youtube - such fun!
you also wants not grateful we not giving the one
We're ungrateful, you say?
Or was it twisted on the way?
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 550 limericks!!)
Post by: Trapezium Artist on March 15, 2011, 05:09:54 PM
Transcribing audio on Youtube - such fun!
you also wants not grateful we not giving the one
We're ungrateful, you say?
Or was it twisted on the way?
No, it's just the way his words have been spun.

That one broke all lim'ricking rules,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 550 limericks!!)
Post by: rogerg on March 15, 2011, 05:13:22 PM
That one broke all lim'ricking rules,
but of course! we're lim'ricking fools!



(oh god, the potential....)   :lol:
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 550 limericks!!)
Post by: Againesis on March 15, 2011, 05:33:19 PM
That one broke all lim'ricking rules,
but of course! we're lim'ricking fools!
(cough) sorry 'bout that  :oops:
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 550 limericks!!)
Post by: L33VEY on March 15, 2011, 08:15:08 PM
That one broke all lim'ricking rules,
but of course! we're lim'ricking fools!
(cough) sorry 'bout that  
I've the brain of a gnat
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 550 limericks!!)
Post by: johninblack on March 15, 2011, 08:46:09 PM
#600
That one broke all lim'ricking rules,
but of course! we're lim'ricking fools!
(cough) sorry 'bout that
I've the brain of a gnat,
and the attention span of a ................goldfish




There once was a goldfish named Bob,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 550 limericks!!)
Post by: L33VEY on March 15, 2011, 09:12:21 PM
There once was a goldfish named Bob,
Who would open and shut his big gob
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 550 limericks!!)
Post by: rogerg on March 15, 2011, 10:49:01 PM
There once was a goldfish named Bob,
Who would open and shut his big gob
with his goo-gl-y eyes
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 550 limericks!!)
Post by: Againesis on March 15, 2011, 11:49:51 PM
There once was a goldfish named Bob,
Who would open and shut his big gob
with his goo-gl-y eyes
And his penchant for pies
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 550 limericks!!)
Post by: catherine on March 16, 2011, 11:47:37 AM
There once was a goldfish named Bob,
Who would open and shut his big gob
with his goo-gl-y eyes
And his penchant for pies
He was really a bit of a slob.

Then Bob met a girl fish, called Wanda,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 550 limericks!!)
Post by: Pedro on March 16, 2011, 12:13:20 PM
Then Bob met a girl fish, called Wanda,
Who forced him to sell his old Honda
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 550 limericks!!)
Post by: catherine on March 16, 2011, 12:32:23 PM
Then Bob met a girl fish, called Wanda,
Who forced him to sell his old Honda
And buy something more fancy
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Post by: Pedro on March 16, 2011, 12:40:56 PM
Then Bob met a girl fish, called Wanda,
Who forced him to sell his old Honda
And buy something more fancy
But purely by chance he
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 550 limericks!!)
Post by: owen on March 16, 2011, 03:45:00 PM
Then Bob met a girl fish, called Wanda,
Who forced him to sell his old Honda
And buy something more fancy
But purely by chance he
Discovered something of which he was fonder...

A motorbike painted bright pink
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Post by: rogerg on March 16, 2011, 03:49:16 PM
A motorbike painted bright pink
and a trailer which carries a sink!
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Post by: JimD on March 16, 2011, 04:16:24 PM
A motorbike painted bright pink
and a trailer which carries a sink!
It had plenty of vroom-vroom
But was lacking a bedroom
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Post by: Trapezium Artist on March 16, 2011, 05:45:42 PM
BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP! CODE VIOLATION! TWO LINES POSTED AT ONCE BY SAME PERSON!


(just so you know ...  8-) )

A motorbike painted bright pink
and a trailer which carries a sink!
It had plenty of vroom-vroom
But was lacking a bedroom,
And a wardrobe to hang up the mink.

Besides, sleeping while driving is daft,
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Post by: RacingHippo on March 16, 2011, 06:18:17 PM
Besides, sleeping while driving is daft,
One can stray from one's rightful path
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Post by: catherine on March 16, 2011, 07:45:14 PM
Besides, sleeping while driving is daft,
One can stray from one's rightful path
And end up in the gutter
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Post by: Pedro on March 16, 2011, 07:55:00 PM
Besides, sleeping while driving is daft,
One can stray from one's rightful path
And end up in the gutter
Or crash into some nutter
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Post by: rogerg on March 16, 2011, 08:12:35 PM
Besides, sleeping while driving is daft,
One can stray from one's rightful path
And end up in the gutter
Or crash into some nutter
and royally give him the shaft!

 :lol:


it's been a while since I've begun one
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Post by: L33VEY on March 16, 2011, 09:14:18 PM
it's been a while since I've begun one
line 2 is just so much more fun
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Post by: Trapezium Artist on March 16, 2011, 11:13:23 PM
It's been a while since I've begun one,
Line 2 is just so much more fun,
And then there were three,
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Post by: owen on March 17, 2011, 12:07:42 AM
It's been a while since I've begun one,
Line 2 is just so much more fun,
And then there were three,
Four, surely?
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Post by: johninblack on March 17, 2011, 06:23:04 AM
It's been a while since I've begun one,
Line 2 is just so much more fun,
And then there were three,
Four, surely?
Here's five, now back to one.



I'm happy it's heading for summer,
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Post by: Pedro on March 17, 2011, 06:55:26 AM
I'm happy it's heading for summer,
These dark times can make you feel glummer
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Post by: Brom on March 17, 2011, 08:24:08 AM
I'm happy it's heading for summer,
These dark times can make you feel glummer
So jump out of bed,
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Post by: owen on March 17, 2011, 09:10:07 AM
I'm happy it's heading for summer,
These dark times can make you feel glummer
So jump out of bed,
Or don't, if you're dead
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Post by: Trapezium Artist on March 17, 2011, 10:33:39 AM
I'm happy it's heading for summer,
These dark times can make you feel glummer
So jump out of bed,
Or don't, if you're dead,
In which case, lie still; what a bummer.

So much for the positive note,
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Post by: davejd on March 17, 2011, 12:15:10 PM
So much for the positive note,
Here's the second line, wot I wrote,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 550 limericks!!)
Post by: Pedro on March 17, 2011, 12:16:32 PM
(Happy Birthday davejd!)

So much for the positive note,
Here's the second line, wot I wrote,
Line 3 too short
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Post by: rogerg on March 17, 2011, 12:22:47 PM
So much for the positive note,
Here's the second line, wot I wrote,
Line 3 too short
so we'll stick some extra syllables in here for support
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Post by: RacingHippo on March 17, 2011, 01:02:46 PM
So much for the positive note,
Here's the second line, wot I wrote,
Line 3 too short
so we'll stick some extra syllables in here for support
And for line 5 we'll have a quick vote:

Should Limericks be straight-laced or silly?
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Post by: Brom on March 17, 2011, 01:28:38 PM
Should Limericks be straight-laced or silly?
Said a man standing knee deep in chilli,
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Post by: Againesis on March 17, 2011, 01:47:01 PM
Should Limericks be straight-laced or silly?
Said a man standing knee deep in chilli,
There's your answer - right there
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 550 limericks!!)
Post by: owen on March 17, 2011, 02:14:48 PM
Should Limericks be straight-laced or silly?
Said a man standing knee deep in chilli,
There's your answer - right there
To the left of the bear
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 550 limericks!!)
Post by: Brom on March 17, 2011, 03:29:49 PM
Should Limericks be straight-laced or silly?
Said a man standing knee deep in chilli,
There's your answer - right there
To the left of the bear
who promotes and exports piccalilly.

But what if the bear isn't there?
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 550 limericks!!)
Post by: Againesis on March 17, 2011, 04:10:26 PM
But what if the bear isn't there?
Does he shit in the woods?  Do we care?
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 550 limericks!!)
Post by: catherine on March 17, 2011, 04:16:33 PM
But what if the bear isn't there?
Does he shit in the woods?  Do we care?
Does the Pope live in Rome?
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Post by: L33VEY on March 17, 2011, 06:52:47 PM
But what if the bear isn't there?
Does he shit in the woods? Do we care?
Does the Pope live in Rome?
Is the Vatican his home?
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 550 limericks!!)
Post by: catherine on March 17, 2011, 08:31:58 PM
But what if the bear isn't there?
Does he shit in the woods? Do we care?
Does the Pope live in Rome?
Is the Vatican his home?
And does he keep snails in his hair?

These questions are all most perplexing,
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Post by: RacingHippo on March 17, 2011, 08:47:25 PM
These questions are all most perplexing,
The neurons they really are vexing
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Post by: owen on March 17, 2011, 09:05:16 PM
These questions are all most perplexing,
The neurons they really are vexing
So send out for the boffins
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 550 limericks!!)
Post by: Trapezium Artist on March 17, 2011, 10:26:31 PM
These questions are all most perplexing,
The neurons they really are vexing
So send out for the boffins,
Wake them up in their coffins,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 550 limericks!!)
Post by: catherine on March 17, 2011, 11:06:23 PM
These questions are all most perplexing,
The neurons they really are vexing
So send out for the boffins,
Wake them up in their coffins,
And get all their mind-muscles flexing.

Yes, I'm starting another one now,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 550 limericks!!)
Post by: owen on March 18, 2011, 12:43:45 AM
Yes, I'm starting another one now,
Someone stop her: I don't know how
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 550 limericks!!)
Post by: Brom on March 18, 2011, 08:07:28 AM
Yes, I'm starting another one now,
Someone stop her: I don't know how
Try touching her knees
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 550 limericks!!)
Post by: Againesis on March 18, 2011, 09:23:20 AM
Yes, I'm starting another one now,
Someone stop her: I don't know how
Try touching her knees
But no higher please!!! :oops:
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Post by: owen on March 18, 2011, 10:15:01 AM
Yes, I'm starting another one now,
Someone stop her: I don't know how
Try touching her knees
But no higher please!!! :oops:
Or there'll be no end of a row :lol:

I'll not let my nose become red
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 550 limericks!!)
Post by: johninblack on March 18, 2011, 11:52:06 AM
I'll not let my nose become red
Maybe best if I just stay in bed,
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Post by: Brom on March 18, 2011, 11:54:41 AM
I'll not let my nose become red
Maybe best if I just stay in bed,
it's more fun you see
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 550 limericks!!)
Post by: Pedro on March 18, 2011, 12:25:54 PM
I'll not let my nose become red
Maybe best if I just stay in bed,
it's more fun you see
Watching daytime TV
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 550 limericks!!)
Post by: rogerg on March 18, 2011, 12:32:07 PM
I'll not let my nose become red
Maybe best if I just stay in bed,
it's more fun you see
Watching daytime TV
or perhaps a prog podcast instead.


my car disappeared in a pothole
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Post by: Mooncat on March 18, 2011, 12:45:06 PM
my car disappeared in a pothole
that I had not seen, I though 'What Hole?'
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 550 limericks!!)
Post by: owen on March 18, 2011, 12:49:02 PM
my car disappeared in a pothole
that I had not seen, I though 'What Hole?'
Nearly 90 feet deep
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 550 limericks!!)
Post by: Pedro on March 18, 2011, 01:13:46 PM
my car disappeared in a pothole
that I had not seen, I thought 'What Hole?'
Nearly 90 feet deep
and half-filled with sheep
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 550 limericks!!)
Post by: L33VEY on March 18, 2011, 01:25:52 PM
my car disappeared in a pothole
that I had not seen, I thought 'What Hole?'
Nearly 90 feet deep
and half-filled with sheep
And the other half filled up with coal.

Frost* have just vacated Mice Space
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 550 limericks!!)
Post by: owen on March 18, 2011, 04:12:06 PM
Frost* have just vacated Mice Space
I never much noticed that place
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 550 limericks!!)
Post by: RacingHippo on March 18, 2011, 04:13:55 PM
Frost* have just vacated Mice Space
I never much noticed that place.
It slipped under my radar
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 550 limericks!!)
Post by: Brom on March 18, 2011, 04:56:18 PM
Frost* have just vacated Mice Space
I never much noticed that place.
It slipped under my radar
Escaping from Cheddar
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 550 limericks!!)
Post by: Trapezium Artist on March 18, 2011, 06:53:51 PM
Frost* have just vacated Mice Space
I never much noticed that place.
It slipped under my radar
Escaping from Cheddar,
And leaving no audible trace.

I think I might buy a new camera,
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 550 limericks!!)
Post by: catherine on March 18, 2011, 09:11:34 PM
I think I might buy a new camera,
b-because I'm a b-b-bad stammerer,
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Post by: Pedro on March 18, 2011, 10:02:40 PM
I think I might buy a new camera,
b-because I'm a b-b-bad stammerer,
Are we talking real ale?
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 550 limericks!!)
Post by: DueyC on March 19, 2011, 04:05:21 AM
I think I might buy a new camera,
b-because I'm a b-b-bad stammerer,
Are we talking real ale?
Dark, stout, bitter or pale?
Title: Re: Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 550 limericks