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Frost* => Any Other Business => Topic started by: Jem on April 10, 2009, 08:30:11 PM

Title: oooh
Post by: Jem on April 10, 2009, 08:30:11 PM
I'm on me own here. Nobody but me and a GoogleBot.

(kicks GoogleBot over and throws some biscuits about the place. Knocks over a pot plant and wees out the window)

Wheeeeeeeee! :D
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: Geetar on April 10, 2009, 09:03:03 PM
This is what he gets up to when no-one's looking..... :roll:
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: rogerg on April 10, 2009, 09:26:25 PM
and this is only the first or second day of his five days off....

we'd better watch out.
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: Pedro on April 10, 2009, 10:15:51 PM
Quote from: "rogerg"
....we'd better watch out.
we'd better not cry....
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: rogerg on April 10, 2009, 10:51:08 PM
Quote from: "Pedro"
Quote from: "rogerg"
....we'd better watch out.
we'd better not cry....

we'd better not shout...
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: Pedro on April 10, 2009, 10:53:41 PM
Quote from: "rogerg"
Quote from: "Pedro"
Quote from: "rogerg"
....we'd better watch out.
we'd better not cry....

we'd better not shout...
or we'll get kicked over....
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: Brom on April 10, 2009, 11:21:41 PM
Quote from: "Pedro"
Quote from: "rogerg"
Quote from: "Pedro"
Quote from: "rogerg"
....we'd better watch out.
we'd better not cry....

we'd better not shout...
or we'll get kicked over....

3 Points!
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: rogerg on April 11, 2009, 01:17:52 AM
and now it's only me, and no GoogleBots to kick over...
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: ich_bin_besser on April 11, 2009, 01:20:39 AM
You'll never walk alone. ;)
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: rogerg on April 11, 2009, 01:38:43 AM
Quote from: "ich_bin_besser"
You'll never walk alone. ;)

yay!

/searches for Googlebots to kick over with ibb
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: Mouse on April 11, 2009, 03:08:36 AM
Well, it's now just me and said Googlebot. I'm not going near it though, I think Jem's done something to it. It's trying to attatch cookies to things with stickytape.

What to do, what to do...

I know! Maybe I can play some Emerson Lake And Palmer before anyone else shows up and beats me up...  :twisted:
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: Jem on April 11, 2009, 09:13:18 AM
And now it's just me again. The GoogleBot's gone as well. I probably should change the locks to stop it getting back in again, but kicking it over it such jolly sport...
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: Pajter on April 11, 2009, 10:37:00 AM
My bum is all alone. Not even a Googlebot here right now to keep my company. :(

edit: woohoo! Brom just came in.
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: Pedro on April 11, 2009, 11:01:09 AM
Must be my watch now....

#....alone again, naturally....
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: RacingHippo on April 11, 2009, 11:22:22 AM
Quote from: "The bit at the bottom of the page"
Users browsing this forum: RacingHippo and 0 guests

Hmm. No-one here.
AND some bugger left Gilbert O'Bleedin-Sullivan playing on repeat.
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: Jem on April 11, 2009, 03:01:24 PM
It's me and RogerG! Deedle de dee.
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: Pedro on April 11, 2009, 03:04:52 PM
...and now just me and you....doo biddy doo?
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: rogerg on April 11, 2009, 03:11:22 PM
I'm here!  somebody get me a beer!
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: Geetar on April 11, 2009, 05:33:53 PM
No you're not.

And I know all about being here: I didn't get where I am today by being somewhere else.
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: Brom on April 11, 2009, 05:39:32 PM
And another thing.  :(

It really pees me off that some people can be offline. I've been checking lately and I'm NEVER offline. It's just not fair!!!
  :evil:
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: RacingHippo on April 11, 2009, 07:20:46 PM
Quote from: "Brom"
It really pees me off that some people can be offline. I've been checking lately and I'm NEVER offline. It's just not fair!!!
  :evil:

You need your eyes testing, mate! You are blatantly not online RIGHT NOW!

This could run and run....
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: Mouse on April 11, 2009, 08:28:17 PM
Just me and Pedro right now. Ello, matey!  :D  (Waves)
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: Mouse on April 11, 2009, 08:46:25 PM
Um... I've just seen Tom's online, but the bar wotsit at the bottom of the page refuses to admit his presence.

I'm scared now.  :(
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: rogerg on April 11, 2009, 09:06:27 PM
well, me and Catherine, and Googlebot are here now,. but  don't know who else is.

but remember, no matter where you go, there you are.
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: rogerg on April 11, 2009, 09:13:57 PM
and now, it's just me again!

where's that dang GoogleBot?
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: catherine on April 11, 2009, 10:50:23 PM
Quote from: "RacingHippo"
Quote from: "Brom"
It really pees me off that some people can be offline. I've been checking lately and I'm NEVER offline. It's just not fair!!!
  :evil:

You need your eyes testing, mate! You are blatantly not online RIGHT NOW!


And you're definitely NOT online now either.
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: Geetar on April 12, 2009, 12:02:06 AM
Me, the 'bot and a "guest".


I expect it's rog in disguise, looking for hamsters.



Just remember, there's four to a kebab stick; maybe five, if you don't put too much onion or red and green pepper in between.

Guinea pigs are so much easier. They go straight on the grill.
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: EVP on April 12, 2009, 12:29:10 AM
Myself and Ich bin besser now. I've actually been away the past week
preparing for a wedding I'm playing for,and messing around with Pro Tools 8.0
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: Mouse on April 12, 2009, 01:34:45 AM
Me and the Googlebot again! Take that you!  :twisted:
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: rogerg on April 12, 2009, 04:21:53 AM
I lol'd Geetar!  right on the grill!  haha!

and now it's just me.  no bot, no guests.


all alone, naturally....


wait!  where'd that Bot come from?

/runs to kick it over
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: Renters on April 12, 2009, 05:57:15 AM
Now me, only me.  But at this time on a sunday morning, so I should be.  Actually, on here a lot on my own (bloody shi(f)t work).  Now it's nice to have somewhere to talk.... to myself.  

Who said that?
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: Geetar on April 12, 2009, 11:09:07 AM
Just me.
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: wickedwitch on April 12, 2009, 12:36:03 PM
me and bobby McGee, i mean, Roger G

my computer is playing up so i'm not on here as much as usual. apols for lack of sarcastic commenting ! x
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: Philadelphia on April 12, 2009, 04:11:59 PM
Since Googlebot seems to have grown sick of being kicked over all the time I'd have no one to talk to (or fight with) had it not been for Mr. O. Guests - thank you, sir!
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: Geetar on April 13, 2009, 10:33:59 AM
rog, you're up early. Found the bot and gave it a good kicking yet?
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: rogerg on April 13, 2009, 10:39:18 AM
Quote from: "Geetar"
rog, you're up early. Found the bot and gave it a good kicking yet?

heh

morning, Geetar!  my lovely Cairn is doing her morning thing, while I wait for the coffee. breakfast soon.

I think we've chased the Bots away, for the time being...
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: Mouse on April 13, 2009, 01:18:30 PM
Anybody found any hamsters yet? I'm sure Geetar must be getting hungry by now...  :)
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: Geetar on April 13, 2009, 06:51:23 PM
I'll be singing all the way to Texas:

Roadkill, roadkill
Drives me crazier
No serenade
Just a marinade
Get it on the brazier

C'mon
What do you want?
What do you want?
I want possum rolls
Yes I do
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: Jem on April 16, 2009, 10:16:11 AM
I'm back and on my own. I think I'll nick that egg sandwich in the fridge. Hope it's not anybody's lunch...
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: MikeEvs on April 16, 2009, 10:23:11 AM
Oi that was mine :twisted:
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: Jem on April 16, 2009, 01:09:39 PM
Sorry about that, if it's any consolation, it was delicious.  8-)
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: Mouse on April 16, 2009, 01:41:24 PM
Just me now, and all the food's gone. I'm hungry.  :(
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: Geetar on April 16, 2009, 01:47:10 PM
I'm halfway through a small breakfast of orange juice, cornflakes, tea, scrambled eggs with fried onions, potatoes and cheese, oatmeal, fresh fruit with yoghurt and hot buttered toast.

Hope you're holding up there, Mouse.
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: Mouse on April 16, 2009, 01:55:00 PM
Why I oughta... :twisted:
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: tomskerous on April 16, 2009, 11:43:45 PM
Nobody will miss this Waitrose Tiramisu will they?
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: Mouse on April 17, 2009, 01:15:02 AM
This bleeding great Googlebot just came in looking for it. I said no GoogleBot, there'll be no Tiramisu today.

Now I'm alone again...

(Writes something on the wall, throws one of Geetar's hamsters out of the window and exits...Forum left)
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: rogerg on April 17, 2009, 03:35:38 AM
GoogleBot!

/kick
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: tomskerous on April 17, 2009, 08:50:40 AM
The good news is that I've replaced the chops that I had to borrow the other night.
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: Pedro on April 17, 2009, 09:04:16 AM
Quote from: "tomskerous"
The good news is that I've replaced the chops that I had to borrow the other night.
"Replaced" as in "purchased new ones" or just "put back having used"....?
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: tomskerous on April 17, 2009, 11:41:28 AM
I wiped them and everything.
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: The Cosmic Lawnmower on April 17, 2009, 01:37:23 PM
Tis quiet again.... Alone Again Or

Yeah, said its all right
I wont forget
All the times Ive waited patiently for you
And you'll do just what you choose to do
And I will be alone again tonight my dear

Well lunchtime anyway... BTW is anyone having those Jaffa Cakes? No? Yummmm Yummmm!
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: Trapezium Artist on April 17, 2009, 01:41:34 PM
Me too now, all alone against the night (if I was in Hawaii) ... getting very stochastic around here.
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: Brom on April 18, 2009, 03:46:21 PM
Me and some geezer called "Pedro"

you get all the riff raff in here sometimes.  :D
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: rogerg on April 18, 2009, 05:00:33 PM
just me and the GBot, who's reading something in FAQ...

/kick
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: L33VEY on April 18, 2009, 05:29:18 PM
Isn't it great that we take it in turns to spend some "Me time" in here.....?
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: Mouse on April 18, 2009, 11:54:58 PM
Just me and Google's Bot again. I'm going to try and balance my coffee on it's head...
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: MikeEvs on April 19, 2009, 11:01:07 AM
All alone on this Sunday morning, gives me time to catch up on what I've missed since Friday
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: Beano on April 19, 2009, 11:38:44 AM
Hello hello hello hello hello
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: rogerg on April 20, 2009, 03:17:31 PM
just sitting here by myself listening to some old Wendy and Lisa.

not even a Bot to be seen...
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: rogerg on April 20, 2009, 03:41:59 PM
hey!! what's that YahooBot doing in here?!?!
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: Mouse on April 20, 2009, 04:18:31 PM
YahooBot? Haven't seen one of them around these parts before. They sound like they must be fun to ride like a rodeo!

Oh yes, hello Roger! (Waves)
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: rogerg on April 20, 2009, 04:49:06 PM
howdy, Mouse!!

/waves back


hey!  I'm a Maryland Cookie!
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: Mouse on April 23, 2009, 10:44:54 PM
GoogleBot! (Reveals gigantic hammer and bashes GoogleBot continually over the head with it)  :twisted:

But enough of that, you all probably knew that Charles Darwin's views on religion have been the subject of much interest. His work which was pivotal in the development of modern biology and evolution theory played a prominent part in debates about religion and science at the time, then in the early twentieth century became a focus of the creation-evolution controversy in the United States.

Here's a photo of Charles looking like Scrooge...

(http://http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/59/Charles_Darwin.jpg)
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: Trapezium Artist on April 23, 2009, 11:17:47 PM
Quote from: "Mouse"
GoogleBot! (Reveals gigantic hammer and bashes GoogleBot continually over the head with it)  :twisted:

But enough of that, you all probably knew that Charles Darwin's views on religion have been the subject of much interest. His work which was pivotal in the development of modern biology and evolution theory played a prominent part in debates about religion and science at the time, then in the early twentieth century became a focus of the creation-evolution controversy in the United States.

Here's a photo of Charles looking like Scrooge...

(http://http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/59/Charles_Darwin.jpg)

Nope, that's a picture of Darwin wondering quite what Mouse has done to bring up the contentious subject of evolution on an internet forum  :shock:

Although, just to be clear, it ain't in the slightest bit contentious with me personally, to state the bleedin' obvious  :D.  Then again, I'm willing to bet tuppence-ha'penny that the great majority (perhaps even all?) of our fellow Frosties* are well-enough grounded to side with old Chas too, apart from when it comes to biscuits, some of which must clearly have been intelligently designed ...  :roll:
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: Pedro on April 23, 2009, 11:41:39 PM
Quote from: "Trapezium Artist"
....apart from when it comes to biscuits, some of which must clearly have been intelligently designed ...
biscuits are more to do with the survival of the fattest....
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: Geetar on April 24, 2009, 01:17:02 AM
Carr's Assorted Biscuit Selection.


Speaking for myself, as a cheese lover, it's a natural selection.
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: Mouse on April 24, 2009, 03:27:22 AM
Bugger. Should've really thought that one through, sorry everyone.  :(
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: rogerg on April 24, 2009, 04:37:59 AM
no worries, Mouse.

just me here, now.  all alone, no Bot.
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: Geetar on April 24, 2009, 12:18:51 PM
Quote from: "Mouse"
Bugger. Should've really thought that one through, sorry everyone.  :(

Don't worry about it, Mouse - I believe the forum has evolved somewhat, of late. We can even accommodate rationality, so long as it's only occasional and isolated.

Wouldn't you say, Pedders?
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: Trapezium Artist on April 24, 2009, 12:55:03 PM
Quote from: "Mouse"
Bugger. Should've really thought that one through, sorry everyone.  :(

I'm sorry too, Mouse; I didn't mean any serious criticism at all, just a semi-humorous comment about the juxtaposition of Darwin's startled-looking fizzog and the inherent dangers of poking the loons with a stick in public  :D

In fact, I think it's important not to be cowed by the possibility of turmoil when raising such subjects; an enforced shutdown of rational debate is precisely what they insist upon, hoping that a world of full of people living in isolated silos of mutual inconsistency will allow them to continue to follow their particular brand of self-delusion without reference to any external realities.

Indeed, I'd go so far as to repudiate any self-imposed censorship here: Frosties* (having shown themselves to be very open-minded musically) above all should be free to discuss anything and everything in an open, respectful, and mutually trustworthy manner. Although it does have a disconcerting habit of returning to biscuits quite frequently  :D
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: johninblack on April 24, 2009, 01:00:31 PM
Make mine a chocolate hob-nob please. :D
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: Pedro on April 24, 2009, 01:45:42 PM
Quote from: "rogerg"
just me here, now.  all alone, no Bot.
....have you considered implants?
....failing that, how about braces or a belt?
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: sawtooth on April 24, 2009, 01:57:32 PM
Quote from: "Pedro"
Quote from: "rogerg"
just me here, now.  all alone, no Bot.
....have you considered implants?

I bet Rog wouldn't take that sitting down.  ;)
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: rogerg on April 24, 2009, 02:01:55 PM
Quote from: "Pedro"
Quote from: "rogerg"
just me here, now.  all alone, no Bot.
....have you considered implants?
....failing that, how about braces or a belt?

hmm.  maybe I'll just wait until the right one comes along.
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: Geetar on April 24, 2009, 03:15:11 PM
That'll leave you a bit lopsided, won't it, rog ?
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: rogerg on April 24, 2009, 03:18:28 PM
Quote from: "Geetar"
That'll leave you a bit lopsided, won't it, rog ?


lol

someone is always left out, eh?
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: Brom on April 24, 2009, 11:59:53 PM
Nobotty here this time,

just me.  :D
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: Geetar on April 25, 2009, 12:04:01 AM
You're going to be the butt of some terrible jokes, I promise you.
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: rogerg on April 28, 2009, 02:16:01 AM
Quote from: "Geetar"
You're going to be the butt of some terrible jokes, I promise you.

what, what? (http://http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbGkxcY7YFU)
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: Pedro on April 28, 2009, 06:58:23 AM
Oh dear, oh dear....

I was going to post-here-rear related buns puns, just for the crack, butt aft-er seeing that video (which got over 21 million hits??) I can't be arsed....
Da-bum-tush!
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: johninblack on April 28, 2009, 07:00:39 AM
One day I'll get to the bottom of all this clever punning and will be able to join in.
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: Geetar on April 28, 2009, 12:07:57 PM
Tush, tush, this will never do.
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: Pedro on April 28, 2009, 12:18:03 PM
I thought it was so fanny I was LMAO...being g-rump-y doesn't sit well with me....
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: Brom on April 28, 2009, 12:30:41 PM
Cm'on everyone, don't be shy and

post ere your

puns.
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: sawtooth on April 28, 2009, 12:37:16 PM
Quote from: "Brom"
Cm'on everyone, don't be shy and

post ere your

puns.

What cheek.....
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: catherine on April 28, 2009, 12:38:37 PM
Seems like a bum deal to me, fundament-ally.
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: RacingHippo on April 28, 2009, 08:29:04 PM
All these rude puns are making me fear for the well-being of our souls.


... OK, that one's better heard than read.
Also, apologies to the dear departed Ronnie Barker.
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: LivingForever on April 28, 2009, 08:42:39 PM
Quote from: "RacingHippo"
All these rude puns are making me fear for the well-being of our souls.

.

That one reminds me of a post I once read on the Genesis forum about a misheard lyric which forever ruined the end of Supper's Ready for me.

"Can't you feel assholes ignite?"
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: rogerg on April 28, 2009, 09:50:02 PM
but, but, you guys took all the good puns...
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: Geetar on May 02, 2009, 01:54:08 AM
Time to fight a rear-guard action.

rog, you're getting behind on your posting. Let us know how the journey went- or can't you be arsed?
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: Mouse on May 03, 2009, 02:20:45 AM
Quote from: "LivingForever"
Quote from: "RacingHippo"
All these rude puns are making me fear for the well-being of our souls.

.

That one reminds me of a post I once read on the Genesis forum about a misheard lyric which forever ruined the end of Supper's Ready for me.

"Can't you feel assholes ignite?"

Aw, now you've ruined it for me too! Although the imagery of what Gabriel would've done on stage is quite funny...  ;)

My mate ruined King Crimson's One More Red Nightmare by saying one of the lyrics sounded like "My angel had herpes"...
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: Mouse on May 03, 2009, 02:23:21 AM
Oooh, Philadelphia's online! Hi Philly! (Waves)
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: Philadelphia on May 03, 2009, 02:34:00 AM
*waves back to Mouse*

It's 3 30, should I go to bed? (:-P
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: Mouse on May 03, 2009, 02:37:36 AM
Quote from: "Philadelphia"
It's 3 30, should I go to bed? (:-P

Well, it's only 02:36 by my clock, so by your count you could do another 50 minutes or so of being awake.  8-)
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: Philadelphia on May 03, 2009, 02:44:19 AM
Your clock is so much better than my clock! But I'm a bit tired, so I might throw in my nocturnal towel now... Good night! (:-)
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: Mouse on May 03, 2009, 03:47:55 AM
Just me now. Me and my two litre bottle of Cherry Coke.

I'm considering waking up any and all sleeping same-flat-dwellers by playing Tarkus at full volume as revenge for all the times they've kept me up with incessant noise at stupid hours...  :twisted:
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: tomskerous on May 03, 2009, 07:38:01 AM
Thanks to the unbreakable bond between a two-year-old and Bugs Bunny/Pixar DVDs, it seems I'm the first one on this morning.

Brioche and coffee anyone? It's only from a cafetiere but at least it's not instant.
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: Fogeyspasm on May 03, 2009, 10:09:30 AM
Good morning all.
Spent last night popping onboard to see if there were any reports of "The Do" over in the US of A.
Now recovering after buying a bass on ebay (Don't need one but i liked it and i always wanted to play like Chris Squire) , rebuilding a squire strat that my nephew decided to take apart, paint and then loose half the fittings :roll:
And fix a laptop that only boots when it decides the moon is in the right phase, which at the current rate isn't very often.
Ooooo bonus im getting near my hundredth post too :lol:
Now for a visit to the farmers market for a few odds and sods and back later for another nosy!
Tom, thanks for the coffee offer but im immersed in a giant mug of tea and a chewy choc chip cookie moment.
Ttfn.
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: Geetar on May 03, 2009, 11:40:38 AM
Aaah, coffee. Perfect.

Morning all!
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: EVP on May 03, 2009, 04:40:44 PM
I arrived home at 3:00 AM from a long day of having to work and then going directly
to a gig to run sound for my bros band. I too popped on for a bit to read any post
Frostfest accounts.  I collapsed on my bed and had a mild 6 hours sleep.  My breakfast
consisted of a bowl of high fiber Kashi cereal,but I'm thinking a drive to my favorite
popular lake side dinning establishment is in order for this afternoon.


p.s.  You know this is the coolest forum to hang out on when we all log on to greet
each other in the morning. Kinda like a virtual cafe. I think I'll have the hot chocolate.
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: Mouse on May 04, 2009, 12:56:44 AM
It's 00:52 and I'm thinking about going for a walk to try and find somewhere that'll sell chocolate for I am hungry now. I'm 90% certain that my efforts will be futile, but at least I'll stretch my legs. I like walking. :)

Oh, and does anyone have any milk? I've got the coffee and the sugar, but am missing the milk...
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: Geetar on May 04, 2009, 01:40:12 AM
Reminds me of an old acquaintance in L.A. who insisted the 5 food-groups included:

1. chocolate
2. cigarettes
3. crystal meth
4. sex
5. alcohol

In that order.
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: rogerg on May 04, 2009, 05:52:24 PM
I don't even know where to begin!

there are like 800 posts to read, and I haven't begun to put my FRoSt*Fest experience into any sort of order!   :shock:


it's good to be back!
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: rogerg on May 04, 2009, 11:41:53 PM
nobody here but me...

just looking through FRoSt*Fest pictures and reliving every glorious moment!!
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: Mouse on May 16, 2009, 06:28:47 AM
Good morning, everyone.

The other day, I tried a proper pretzel for the first time and I think they're really rather good. I'm going to have one for breakfast later. Would anyone else like one?
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: Geetar on May 16, 2009, 08:17:21 AM
Oh, hi, Mouse.... yeah, it's morning alright.

3.13 am and I've just made myself a hot cup of cocoa.

Wonderful thing, stress.
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: rogerg on May 16, 2009, 03:07:14 PM
sorry to hear that, geetar.   :(

10am here, and I'm working on my second cup of coffee.
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: Mouse on May 16, 2009, 05:08:01 PM
I'm afraid the pretzel shop was closed, so no pretzels for anyone today.  :cry:
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: Pajter on May 16, 2009, 05:09:36 PM
These pretzels are making me thirsty.
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: Geetar on May 16, 2009, 06:41:32 PM
In the end, I heated up some sake, and had that. I finally went to bed at 5.45am.

Normally I don't drink on Saturday much before 5pm but....... given that I've been up most of the last 33 hours.... I reckon it's just gone beer-thirty, so I'm cracking a cold one.

Cheers, all!
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: Pajter on May 17, 2009, 02:07:23 AM
I had sake too this evening. And beer.

All you can eat chinese restaurants are the best. I do feel bloated now though.
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: Geetar on May 17, 2009, 03:11:03 AM
I'm looking forward when we get back to eating Chinese takeaway where the king prawns don't resemble either wet cotton wool or someone's discarded chewing gum in texture.

I doubt there's a buffet/all-you-can-eat anywhere that serves king prawn cooked like we were used to getting from even the most run-of-the-mill restaurant in Bayswater (Magic Wok would be representative). It's a racing certainty here in Florida.

And that's before I start thinking about the curries- Bhuna, Patia, Dhansak.......


I'm stopping now.
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: Mouse on May 17, 2009, 11:51:51 PM
Aw. You've made me hungry again, Geetar.  :evil:
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: catherine on May 18, 2009, 02:25:27 PM
I went to a curry restaurant in New Jersey once. Their curried lamb with spinach had a bizarre glutinous texture, and bore no relation to anything I'd ever had at a UK curry house.
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: Geetar on May 18, 2009, 03:46:46 PM
I went to a Mediterranean/Indian restaurant in Sarasota once. It was unclear what on the menu was supposed to have originated in which subcontinent.
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: drblowthingsup on May 18, 2009, 07:13:14 PM
whenever i get a chinese i go in thinking, right, this time im going to be cultured and get something properly chinese

...cue me coming out again 5 minutes later...

i love ribs and chips.
dont you love ribs and chips?
ribs and chips are the best.


...
ribs and chips.
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: Geetar on May 18, 2009, 08:03:51 PM
Barbarian.


What about crispy aromatic duck with pancakes, or salt and pepper squid; or sea bass in ginger and spring onion?

What about bok choi, hot-and-sour soup, egg-fried rice, lobster with noodles ?


Ribs and chips indeed.....
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: rogerg on May 18, 2009, 09:46:31 PM
how about General Tso's Chicken?
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: tomskerous on May 18, 2009, 11:44:47 PM
Quote from: "Geetar"
I went to a Mediterranean/Indian restaurant in Sarasota once. It was unclear what on the menu was supposed to have originated in which subcontinent.

saag arrabiatta

bhindi tortellini

passata dopiaza

The possibilities are endless...
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: Geetar on May 19, 2009, 02:12:45 AM
Strangely unappealing idea, Tom- and yet, vastly more imaginative than what we had at Chunders, as we now call the restaurant in question.

And rog- isn't General Tso really just Colonel Sanders with a wok?
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: rogerg on May 19, 2009, 03:15:54 AM
well, it's still finger-licking good!!
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: Nellie on May 19, 2009, 10:20:46 AM
Quote from: "tomskerous"
Quote from: "Geetar"
I went to a Mediterranean/Indian restaurant in Sarasota once. It was unclear what on the menu was supposed to have originated in which subcontinent.

saag arrabiatta

bhindi tortellini

passata dopiaza

The possibilities are endless...

They sound quite tasty except for the passata dopiaza which is just soup, surely.
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: Gandalf1986 on May 19, 2009, 10:24:29 AM
Quote from: "Nellie"
Quote from: "tomskerous"
Quote from: "Geetar"
I went to a Mediterranean/Indian restaurant in Sarasota once. It was unclear what on the menu was supposed to have originated in which subcontinent.

saag arrabiatta

bhindi tortellini

passata dopiaza

The possibilities are endless...

They sound quite tasty except for the passata dopiaza which is just soup, surely.

Actually it sounds like an italian restaurant run by an indian... :shock:
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: Pedro on May 19, 2009, 12:25:07 PM
I think that is the point - Geetar referred to a "Mediterranean/Indian restaurant".
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: catherine on May 19, 2009, 01:51:17 PM
They could always stock up on the legendary traditional chicken tikka lasagne, available from Iceland... now that has to be the ultimate in fusion food!
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: Geetar on May 19, 2009, 08:05:16 PM
The biggest problem you're all having here is that you're trying to imagine something nice.


To grasp the essence of the Chunders experience, you should be thinking more along the lines of a Vesta prawn curry with ketchup and a side salad of feta, red onion, soggy cucumber  and tasteless dessicated tomatoes.
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: Nellie on May 20, 2009, 12:32:29 PM
Wow, it's lunchtime and only me and GoogleBot here. Punched his lights out, HA! :D
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: Pedro on May 20, 2009, 12:39:45 PM
*bumps into recently blinded Googlebot
Can't see a thing now, somebody put out the lights....
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: drblowthingsup on May 20, 2009, 09:50:20 PM
what exactly is a googlebot?

i dont think iv ever been online with someone else im always alone. lol
im quite excited to meet this googlebot.
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: Nellie on May 23, 2009, 06:59:19 AM
GoogleBot and YahooBot are in here with me.
I'll now be deploying my special Miss Piggy chop. Hiiiiiiiya! Got one, now the other...Boof! Sorted 8-)
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: Pedro on May 23, 2009, 12:15:00 PM
Hells teeth! There's an MSNbot in here1 Chatty little begger....
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: EVP on May 23, 2009, 08:15:16 PM
Quote from: "Pedro"
Hells teeth! There's an MSNbot in here1 Chatty little begger....

Quick Pedro!! I'm on the front door, I think we can trap him!....
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: Pedro on May 23, 2009, 09:19:27 PM
....slower than a sleeping pillock....

Sorry, stuffing my face. We'll get it next time....
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: Pedro on May 24, 2009, 12:09:23 AM
Yikes....a pincer movement....

(http://http://i122.photobucket.com/albums/o265/waitepb/bots.jpg)
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: RacingHippo on May 24, 2009, 09:55:28 AM
Oh no! They got him!

(http://http://racinghippo.co.uk/stuff/Frost/pedrobot.gif)

Pedro's been assimilated! (http://http://memory-alpha.org/en/wiki/Assimilation)
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: Pedro on May 24, 2009, 11:24:12 AM
<bleep>
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: rogerg on May 25, 2009, 01:44:42 AM
just me here, no bots or nuthin.

edit:  no, wait!!! a GoogleBot!!

run!!!!!
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: rogerg on May 25, 2009, 01:54:34 AM
all clear.
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: Mouse on May 25, 2009, 01:41:12 PM
And now just me again. I think I saw JIB a moment ago. Must've stepped out somewhere...
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: EVP on May 25, 2009, 02:54:17 PM
Monday May 25th, 9:50 AM

Just me here attm. I will set up blockade on the door and hope they will pass by.

Knock 3 times with your left foot facing backwards on the floor before entering.
That will be the 'code' for entering. I'll quietly open the door.
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: rogerg on May 25, 2009, 04:05:53 PM
umm, is it my left foot that's facing backwards, or just me, and I'm knocking with my left foot. or?
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: EVP on May 25, 2009, 08:57:02 PM
Quote from: "rogerg"
umm, is it my left foot that's facing backwards, or just me, and I'm knocking with my left foot. or?

 You facing backwards taping with left foot. It makes harder to be seen and if they hear you
they'll think you are just tapping along in 15/16. The odd meter discourages them.
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: rogerg on May 25, 2009, 11:43:07 PM
Quote from: "EVP"
Quote from: "rogerg"
umm, is it my left foot that's facing backwards, or just me, and I'm knocking with my left foot. or?

 You facing backwards taping with left foot. It makes harder to be seen and if they hear you
they'll think you are just tapping along in 15/16. The odd meter discourages them.

yay!  that's exactly what I was doing!
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: Pedro on May 25, 2009, 11:48:46 PM
Are you sure you were taping backwards? It's pronounced "g'nippatt"....
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: Geetar on May 25, 2009, 11:54:01 PM
I find 7/4 pretty discouraging myself:

http://www.myspace.com/garyhusband (http://www.myspace.com/garyhusband)
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: rogerg on May 25, 2009, 11:54:42 PM
well, I was using duct tape, so that's t'cud epat.
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: Mouse on May 26, 2009, 12:18:19 AM
I'd like to announce that I'm now terrified of Jem because I actually really, really liked No Country For Old Men. Sorry Jem.
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: Mouse on May 26, 2009, 01:05:13 PM
Hm. Seems I was so scared I posted that in the wrong thread. Whoops!

As far as thread derailments go, that's not my best...
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: Gandalf1986 on June 02, 2009, 09:21:56 AM
Oh Google[Bot], get out of my way!
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: Mouse on June 02, 2009, 07:23:00 PM
Quote from: "EVP"
Knock 3 times with your left foot facing backwards on the floor before entering.
That will be the 'code' for entering. I'll quietly open the door.

Oh balls, I got it wrong! Hang on, what's that coming out of the sea?

...Gasp! It's a dragon in 9/8 time!  :shock:
No, please! It was a simple mistake! I'm not a Bot, I swear! Noooo!
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: rogerg on June 06, 2009, 04:24:07 AM
all alone, not even a bot about.
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: rogerg on June 10, 2009, 01:54:39 AM
ooh!  a GoogleBot AND an Ask Jeeves bot!

party!
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: Geetar on June 10, 2009, 03:01:33 AM
I see you scared them away!
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: catherine on June 10, 2009, 08:39:41 AM
There's only me here now. I think I've frightened the bots away.
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: Brom on June 10, 2009, 09:26:27 AM
No, I'm here Catherine, want a biscuit??
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: catherine on June 10, 2009, 11:13:12 AM
Yes please!
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: Neilgwhite on June 10, 2009, 11:32:08 AM
Now I am all alone, not even a bot or a biscuit
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: EVP on June 10, 2009, 11:59:32 AM
None here either but me. No biscuits either.

hmmm  Just to make sure,no one has been feeding biscuits to the bots?

Do to their uninvited nature I'm beginning to think they are helping themselves.

Just in case I think we might have to post a "Do not Feed the Bots" sign.
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: Mouse on June 14, 2009, 12:46:33 AM
I've just seen an Alexa Bot in here. What on Earth is one of those? Are they trying to create fake human exteriors (like the Terminators) now in order to infiltrate?  :?
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: Geetar on June 14, 2009, 01:43:48 AM
Me plus two guests. Doubtless undercover bots looking for chocolate digestives.
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: EVP on June 14, 2009, 03:12:39 AM
Quote from: "Mouse"
I've just seen an Alexa Bot in here. What on Earth is one of those? Are they trying to create fake human exteriors (like the Terminators) now in order to infiltrate?  :?


Hmm yeah that could be a cause for concern. We'll have to be carefull. Disguising themselves
as humans to get our biscuits.....
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: rogerg on June 14, 2009, 04:09:44 AM
just me. no bots. no guests.
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: johninblack on June 14, 2009, 07:47:26 AM
Google bot is back, I've hidden the biscuits in the usual place. :D
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: Nellie on June 16, 2009, 10:26:01 AM
Help I'm surrounded by Bots....
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: RacingHippo on June 16, 2009, 01:52:34 PM
Quote from: "Nellie"
Help I'm surrounded by Bots....
Smack them.
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: Gandalf1986 on June 18, 2009, 10:30:37 AM
(http://http://img196.imageshack.us/img196/7627/botrogerq.jpg)

Roger, the Bot is in the middle... Let's just beat him! :lol:
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: rogerg on June 18, 2009, 11:30:21 AM
Quote from: "Gandalf1986"
(http://http://img196.imageshack.us/img196/7627/botrogerq.jpg)

Roger, the Bot is in the middle... Let's just beat him! :lol:

on my count:

1

2

3

jump on him!!!
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: gr8gonzo on June 18, 2009, 02:17:20 PM
the silliness that occurs on this forum truly is second to none.  well done, all.
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: Geetar on June 18, 2009, 04:24:55 PM
I hadn't noticed any silliness; it all makes perfect sense to me.


Wibble.
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: Mouse on June 18, 2009, 09:14:47 PM
No-one's here. So, let's see if this works...

<Bzzt>

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...!

<CRASH>

That didn't go well. Oh shit, now it's on fire. Run away!
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: MikeEvs on June 18, 2009, 09:57:50 PM
What the ....... RUNS AWAY
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: rogerg on June 24, 2009, 12:28:36 AM
just me here now.  maybe we scared all the bots away...
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: gr8gonzo on June 24, 2009, 01:25:40 AM
maybe, but 0 guests is still lurking.
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: Brom on June 24, 2009, 08:13:16 AM
Have not been here for a while, sneaked in quietly to check that maybe.......
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: Brom on June 24, 2009, 08:14:06 AM
NOOOO.... I'm still online.... it's not fair, no one else is.
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: Mouse on June 24, 2009, 01:02:29 PM
Just me now. All alone...
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: Mouse on June 24, 2009, 01:03:51 PM
Heh. This thread's a great way to build up the post count, is it not?  ;)
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: Brom on June 24, 2009, 01:20:04 PM
Quote from: "Mouse"
Heh. This thread's a great way to build up the post count, is it not?  ;)

No
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: Brom on June 24, 2009, 01:20:31 PM
Quote from: "Mouse"
Heh. This thread's a great way to build up the post count, is it not?  ;)

Don't even go there!
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: Brom on June 24, 2009, 01:20:47 PM
Quote from: "Mouse"
Heh. This thread's a great way to build up the post count, is it not?  ;)

 ;)
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: Mouse on June 24, 2009, 06:46:38 PM
Yay! Maryland Cookie status achieved! I love those!  :mrgreen:
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: Pedro on June 24, 2009, 06:56:46 PM
Well done, your Mouseness. :D  :D
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: catherine on June 24, 2009, 07:04:01 PM
Congrats Mouse!
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: rogerg on June 24, 2009, 09:17:29 PM
grats, Mouse!
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: Mouse on June 25, 2009, 02:18:13 AM
Woohoo!  :D

Quote from: "Pedro"
Well done, your Mouseness. :D  :D

That's a new one, Pedders! I shall remember it for future opportunities...  8-)
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: rogerg on June 25, 2009, 03:33:29 AM
/sings "All By Myself"

(I actually heard this on the radio today, too!)
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: EVP on June 25, 2009, 03:56:33 AM
Just me and my box of mini chocolate chip cookies...

... and no one to share them with. :(
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: catherine on June 25, 2009, 09:05:31 AM
Just me and Yahoo [Bot] at the moment...
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: Mouse on June 25, 2009, 02:21:50 PM
Looks like Roger's online, but the bottom of the page disagrees...
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: rogerg on June 27, 2009, 03:58:34 AM
just me and the GoogleBot...


/kick
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: Brom on June 27, 2009, 08:34:59 AM
Sharing morning tea with 0 Guests
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: Gandalf1986 on June 27, 2009, 04:07:40 PM
Just me and Yahoo [Bot]... Damn it!
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: Mouse on June 27, 2009, 05:29:47 PM
On my own right now. There seems to be a lack of Forum activity today. With everyone away, I can set off these fireworks...  8-)
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: Pedro on June 27, 2009, 05:42:37 PM
....whoosh....bang....oooh....
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: catherine on June 27, 2009, 09:37:19 PM
I wondered what you were up to there, Pedro!  :shock:
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: Pedro on June 27, 2009, 10:31:17 PM
Sorry....hate it when that happens....
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: Nellie on July 01, 2009, 09:56:36 PM
Haha. It's just me, no bots, no guests.




Hello, what's THAT?
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: Mouse on July 02, 2009, 12:46:13 AM
*In the style of Patrick Troughton* When I say run, run...
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: Pedro on July 02, 2009, 06:43:36 AM
:D

....and faithfully in the style of countless side-kicks before her, Nellie just stands there, petrified as the mysterious "Guest Zero" (a man in a foam rubber costume) shambles across the studio....
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: Brom on July 02, 2009, 08:13:50 AM
/me "High Fives" Gandalf! :D
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: Gandalf1986 on July 02, 2009, 08:29:51 AM
Quote from: "Brom"
/me "High Fives" Gandalf! :D

:lol:

High five to you, matey! :D
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: RacingHippo on July 02, 2009, 03:12:21 PM
Quote from: "Pedro"
...the mysterious "Guest Zero" (a man in a foam rubber costume) shambles across the studio....
My friend*'s dad used to be that very man.
He went on to play a fairly major role in Coronation Street.


*Coincidentally the very same friend I mentioned about 10 minutes ago over here (http://http://www.frostmusic.net/frosties/viewtopic.php?f=9&t=763&p=22062#p22062)
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: Gandalf1986 on July 03, 2009, 11:06:47 AM
Oh God! MikeEvs turned into a Google[Bot]! :shock:  :shock:
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: MikeEvs on July 03, 2009, 12:44:15 PM
Quote from: "Gandalf1986"
Oh God! MikeEvs turned into a Google[Bot]! :shock:  :shock:


I did :shock:  :?:  must have been the other me :lol:
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: rogerg on July 03, 2009, 03:44:34 PM
just me.
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: johninblack on July 03, 2009, 04:27:00 PM
Users browsing this forum: johninblack and 1 guest

Hello Guest......Sign up!
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: Neilgwhite on July 03, 2009, 07:19:14 PM
It's 7:18pm and I am all alone!! is everyone watching Emmerdale now the tennis is over?
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: Mouse on July 03, 2009, 09:07:40 PM
GoogleBot! Take this! *Pow*
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: Brom on July 04, 2009, 12:00:10 AM
Me (freshly back fron the pub with coffee, cheese and some digestive biccies) and diddly squat guests.
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: EVP on July 04, 2009, 02:20:26 AM
Hmmmm the bots are never here when I'm around. whats up with that?
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: rogerg on July 04, 2009, 03:29:40 PM
Quote from: "EVP"
Hmmmm the bots are never here when I'm around. whats up with that?

maybe when you're asleep, you become the Bots?
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: catherine on July 04, 2009, 03:33:35 PM
Hi rogerg - it's just you, me and 0 guests at the moment!
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: rogerg on July 04, 2009, 03:35:40 PM
hi, catherine!!  ((hug))
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: Mouse on July 04, 2009, 04:52:11 PM
I've seen JIB and Nellie around here, but again the bottom of the page says I'm on me own.
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: johninblack on July 04, 2009, 04:55:38 PM
Quote from: "Mouse"
I've seen JIB and Nellie around here, but again the bottom of the page says I'm on me own.
Says I'm on my own too!
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: Pedro on July 04, 2009, 05:56:08 PM
Hi Catherine!  :D

Do you think people understand that the names at the bottom of the separate individual forum screens are different from the list of people viewing the total forum?
I think the names at the bottom of the Board Index screen give the overall picture.
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: Mouse on July 04, 2009, 06:53:47 PM
Ah, that makes sense. Hello to Pedders and catherine, cake for all!  :D
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: rogerg on July 04, 2009, 07:05:41 PM
right!  Pedro and I are in here at the moment, and there's a good lot of us hainging around the place:  catherine, ChrisX, CJoy, Gman, Pedro, rogerg.

howdy, all!!
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: Pedro on July 04, 2009, 07:12:21 PM
Hi all! I wonder how it counts people?
We could try an experiment. Next time you visit the forum, open a separate tab/window and just leave it open on this forum. Maybe we'll see more names?
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: rogerg on July 04, 2009, 07:16:02 PM
experimenting now!

hi Pedro and TA!
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: Trapezium Artist on July 04, 2009, 07:16:37 PM
I'm here and would happily leave a window open, but I suspect that once I disconnect my laptop from the dang interwebby to drive home, I'll disappear. Sob :cry:

But at least it's me, Pedro, and Rogerg at the mo: that much I can see  :D
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: catherine on July 04, 2009, 07:55:49 PM
I'm here and I have a window open.
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: RacingHippo on July 04, 2009, 08:12:22 PM
I usually leave a Firefox window open all day, devoted entirely to Frost*iness, and usually with a couple of tabs with threads I intend to reply to later.
Sad, eh?
So I think you need to have been active in some way to show up.
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: Gandalf1986 on July 05, 2009, 12:38:39 AM
It's just lonely me, without bots or 0 guests...

/reaches for the piano and starts playing Hyperventilate! :D
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: Mouse on July 05, 2009, 01:17:40 AM
I've taken Gandalf's place as the sole inhabitant of the Forum.

*Reaches for the piano and starts to play Hyperventilate - badly  :P  *
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: catherine on July 06, 2009, 10:35:29 PM
There's a party going on in here tonight!

Me, TA, weezul, FranticDav and my old mate Google [Bot].

Pass the biscuits round, chaps!
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: Mouse on July 07, 2009, 12:47:07 AM
*Sigh* Looks like I'll have to do the cleaning up now everyone's cleared off...  :(
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: EVP on July 07, 2009, 02:59:44 AM
Quote from: "rogerg"
Quote from: "EVP"
Hmmmm the bots are never here when I'm around. whats up with that?

maybe when you're asleep, you become the Bots?

Oh no just what I feared the worst. I always wondered why I wake up in funny positions.
At night I become a sleepwalking google bot.
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: rogerg on July 08, 2009, 02:34:11 AM
just me and a YahooBot...
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: FantomG on July 08, 2009, 07:06:42 AM
Darn, missed everyone...

Quote
Users browsing this forum: FantomG and 0 guests
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: EVP on July 08, 2009, 02:11:23 PM
Quote from: "rogerg"
just me and a YahooBot...


Oh no they are the worst!  Those gunslinging Yahoobot's are the big trouble makers.
They sneak in and have their parties and trash the place.
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: David on July 09, 2009, 11:16:50 PM
Wow! All alone with GoogleBot. Feels weird.
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: rogerg on July 09, 2009, 11:18:39 PM
but wait!  I'm here!
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: rogerg on July 10, 2009, 01:44:52 AM
just me!
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: EVP on July 10, 2009, 01:48:04 AM
HI Roger!
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: rogerg on July 10, 2009, 03:26:51 AM
Quote from: "EVP"
HI Roger!

howdy, flash!!
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: rogerg on July 14, 2009, 02:53:50 AM
yikes!!

Google [Bot], MSN [Bot], rogerg
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: landslug on July 14, 2009, 01:13:50 PM
Just me & Yahoo [Bot] this morning   :?
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: rogerg on July 15, 2009, 03:06:05 AM
> Google [Bot], MSNbot Media, rogerg


help!!! what's an MSNbot Media?
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: rogerg on July 15, 2009, 03:13:20 AM
and now this:

Registered users: Google [Bot], rogerg, Yahoo [Bot]

yikes!  I'm surrounded!

/does high flying pinwheel kick that sends the bots in all directions
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: Mouse on July 15, 2009, 02:39:35 PM
Just me in this part of the forum, but I saw Pedro by the front door.
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: rogerg on July 15, 2009, 03:02:39 PM
> MSN [Bot], Pedro, rogerg, Yahoo [Bot]

quick, Pedro, get the MSN, and I'll take the Yahoo!
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: Pedro on July 15, 2009, 03:10:48 PM
I shot the Messenger!  :)
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: Gandalf1986 on July 15, 2009, 03:43:40 PM
I'm alone... oh no, wait!

/kicks Yahoo [Bot] in the arse!
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: rogerg on July 15, 2009, 03:58:43 PM
Quote from: "Pedro"
I shot the Messenger!  :)

yahoo!!!  well done, Gandalf!!
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: catherine on July 15, 2009, 04:23:04 PM
I'm here with my old mate, 0 guests.
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: RacingHippo on July 15, 2009, 04:53:50 PM
Quote from: "The bit at the bottom"
Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 0 guests
Egads! I'm not here!
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: Mouse on July 15, 2009, 10:36:19 PM
Holy hand grenade, there's an MSNBot here! *Bash* And there's 1 Guest, too...
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: Mouse on July 15, 2009, 10:37:03 PM
Quote from: "RacingHippo"
Quote from: "The bit at the bottom"
Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 0 guests
Egads! I'm not here!

You're not here now as well.
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: Gandalf1986 on July 16, 2009, 12:51:24 PM
Now it's just me and you, Mouse! Let's play some Frost* tunes! :D
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: LivingForever on July 16, 2009, 01:27:12 PM
When does the Lucy Liu-bot arrive? That's what I want to know...
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: RacingHippo on July 16, 2009, 01:34:40 PM
Quote from: "LivingForever"
When does the Lucy Liu-bot arrive? That's what I want to know...
Let's not be picky here - anyone with a bot like Lucy Liu's would do for me :)
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: Mouse on July 16, 2009, 03:41:57 PM
Quote from: "LivingForever"
When does the Lucy Liu-bot arrive? That's what I want to know...

Heh. "I'm Lucy Liu! Give me your spines!"  :lol:
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: LivingForever on July 16, 2009, 06:01:54 PM
I love you, *PHILLIP J FRY*  :D

(http://http://images.fanpop.com/images/image_uploads/Futurama-lucy-liu-738035_304_361.jpg)
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: Pedro on July 16, 2009, 07:58:10 PM
Quote from: "LivingForever"
When does the Lucy Liu-bot arrive? That's what I want to know...
Not much meat on one of those....but hard as nails....
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: Mouse on July 16, 2009, 08:21:08 PM
Quote from: "Pedro"
Not much meat on one of those....but hard as nails....

A bit like a bucket of KFC then?
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: Pedro on July 16, 2009, 08:37:33 PM
IWLOLBMPWT!

I Would Laugh Out Loud But Miss Pedro Works There!
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: Mouse on July 16, 2009, 10:32:41 PM
:shock:  Whoops! *Retreats into Hole from whence he came*
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: Pedro on July 16, 2009, 10:57:39 PM
To be fair I have had some shocking experiences at the hands of the Colonel (so to speak) but the new girl on the drive-through is very generous with the ice-cream desserts.... ;)
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: EVP on July 18, 2009, 03:55:28 AM
Just me and the pizza at the moment.

Come on in and have a slice.  Just make sure you close the door behind you ;)
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: rogerg on July 19, 2009, 04:54:20 PM
Registered users: Google [Bot], rogerg

out, out damn Bot!!
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: D S on July 19, 2009, 05:28:25 PM
Eek!  Outnumbered!
Registered users: D S, Google [Bot], MSN [Bot], Yahoo [Bot]
 :shock:
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: Mouse on July 19, 2009, 05:41:16 PM
Only the YahooBot remains. How best to deal with it...?

Ah! This large, comical anvil should suffice!  :D

*CLANG*
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: rogerg on July 19, 2009, 09:10:27 PM
Quote
rogerg  Sun Jul 19, 2009 4:08 pm  Viewing who is online
Google [Bot]  Sun Jul 19, 2009 4:08 pm  Reading topic in Announcements
MSN [Bot]  Sun Jul 19, 2009 4:05 pm Reading topic in Toys

omg! they're literate!
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: Pedro on July 19, 2009, 09:39:06 PM
The bots are at University now?
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: Mouse on July 20, 2009, 03:52:36 PM
Quote
Registered users: Mouse, MSN [Bot], vkamicht

Aha! Got you know, you Bot b*stard!  :twisted:
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: rogerg on July 20, 2009, 10:14:33 PM
Quote
Registered users: Geetar, Pedro, rogerg

welcome, gentlemen!!
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: Geetar on July 20, 2009, 10:18:02 PM
I'm only online to slow down the drinking.

Must go.

Having said that, I miss y'all; but a pint or six of Fulllers cures a great many ills.

Ruefully, goodnight, my friends.
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: Gandalf1986 on July 25, 2009, 05:33:53 PM
Registered users: Gandalf1986, gr8gonzo, Yahoo [Bot]

Let's get the bot, gonzo!

/jumps on the bot and starts beat its arse
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: Mouse on July 29, 2009, 03:07:47 PM
Quote from: "The bit at the bottom of the page"
Google [Bot], Mouse, MSN [Bot] and 1 guest

 :shock:  Oh no! 1 Guest, help!
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: EVP on July 29, 2009, 03:28:47 PM
just me and da mouse in da house.....

Hey mouse!
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: Mouse on July 29, 2009, 03:32:17 PM
What-up, EVP!  :D
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: rogerg on July 30, 2009, 03:31:03 PM
just me here, no bots or nuffin'.
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: EVP on July 30, 2009, 03:54:15 PM
Me and Bokkie and rather feisty google bot buzzing around.

*SWAAAAT...*

*smacks google bot with his massive Bot-swatter*
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: MikeEvs on July 30, 2009, 04:32:39 PM
Here on my own not even a bot to kick :(
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: Nellie on July 30, 2009, 08:24:29 PM
MeeeYeee aayannnd Google, Google Bot
GoogleBot GoogleBohot,
We got a thaaaaaaaang, going on......
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: DannySoisSage on July 30, 2009, 08:48:35 PM
Quote from: "Nellie"
MeeeYeee aayannnd Google, Google Bot
GoogleBot GoogleBohot,
We got a thaaaaaaaang, going on......

My eyes  :shock:
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: Mouse on July 31, 2009, 04:20:39 PM
Quote from: "Nellie"
MeeeYeee aayannnd Google, Google Bot
GoogleBot GoogleBohot,
We got a thaaaaaaaang, going on......

I think the stress of the Ebay auction's gotten to Nellie...
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: rogerg on July 31, 2009, 11:50:34 PM
Quote
Registered users: Google [Bot], rogerg, Yahoo [Bot]

aaaaughhhh......

roger kicks the Google [Bot], and then matrixes through the air and levels the Yahoo [Bot} with a hard chop to the "neck".

"take that you foul [Bot]s!  Begone from this place!"


/brushes off hands after a job well done.
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: EVP on July 31, 2009, 11:56:35 PM
Quote from: "rogerg"
Quote
Registered users: Google [Bot], rogerg, Yahoo [Bot]

aaaaughhhh......

roger kicks the Google [Bot], and then matrixes through the air and levels the Yahoo [Bot} with a hard chop to the "neck".

"take that you foul [Bot]s!  Begone from this place!"


/brushes off hands after a job well done.

Job well done sir!!  The next round is on me. nothing like a nice beer after kicking some Bot-butt.
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: rogerg on August 03, 2009, 12:53:53 PM
yay!
Quote
Registered users: Bert, ich_bin_besser, Ivor, Jem, rogerg

welcome back, mate!!
 8-)
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: catherine on August 03, 2009, 11:13:06 PM
Mouse, it's just you, me, Google[bot] and Yahoo[bot] in here at the moment. Hide the biscuits, quick!
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: Mouse on August 04, 2009, 09:18:00 AM
I ate them. Consider them now hidden.  :)

Quote from: "Registered Users"
Google [Bot], Mouse, Yahoo [Bot]

Crap. I think they know it was me.
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: Trapezium Artist on August 04, 2009, 10:31:51 AM
Tra la la, just me here this morning. Everyone else on holiday?
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: EVP on August 07, 2009, 03:29:44 AM
Just me relaxing with a cold pint of Sam Adams Cherry Wheat  8-)
No Bot's to bother me this evening.
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: SerFox on August 12, 2009, 10:05:03 PM
I think MSN[bot] and Googlebot are having a tiff in the corner...
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: catherine on August 12, 2009, 10:14:57 PM
Don't worry, Serfox, I'll sort them out.
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: SerFox on August 12, 2009, 10:25:40 PM
Quote from: "catherine"
Don't worry, Serfox, I'll sort them out.

Something tells me MSN[bot] isn't into that sort of thing, cath  :lol:
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: rogerg on August 13, 2009, 03:06:33 AM
Quote
Registered users: Google [Bot], rogerg, Yahoo [Bot]

man!  are you guys back for more butt-kicking?

haiiii-yah!
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: catherine on August 13, 2009, 11:20:58 PM
TA, it's just you, me and Google[Bot] now. Pass the biscuits, but make sure Google[Bot] doesn't get them.
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: rogerg on August 14, 2009, 02:20:24 AM
Quote
Registered users: Google [Bot], MSN [Bot], rogerg, Yahoo [Bot]

Holy Bot, Batman!!
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: EVP on August 14, 2009, 03:43:53 AM
A-HA YAHOO BOT!!!

*turns on lightsaber

Prepare to meet your doom!

fffzzzzzzzzzz      Fzzzzzzzzzzz   buzzzzzzzzz CHOP!.......
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: H3WMW on August 14, 2009, 10:04:49 PM
Quote from: "Jem"
I'm on me own here. Nobody but me and a GoogleBot.

(kicks GoogleBot over and throws some biscuits about the place. Knocks over a pot plant and wees out the window)

Wheeeeeeeee! :D
WTF is a Googlebot?  :shock:
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: Mouse on August 15, 2009, 01:19:01 AM
It's a little fellow that appears in these forums from time to time. It's not human and it apparently likes to steal our biscuits, cakes and other nice things. We routinely reward them with pain.  :twisted:

Or, it could be a scout of some kind browsing the forum so that its topics and threads can show up in a Google search which can then lead people here to find information that they could require. So, I suppose if anyone Googles "completely mad, eccentric and assorted bunch of barmy biscuit enthusiasts who enjoy odd time signatures" and then turns up here, they'll have GoogleBot to thank.  :)

But enough about that, did you know that Streamlight is an ISO 9001:2000 registered company located in Eagleville, Pennsylvania that manufactures flashlights powered by various rechargeable and disposable batteries? Streamlight flashlights are often used by public safety professionals like police officers and fire fighters, and are often seen on television shows such as CSI: Crime Scene Investigation.

Their product line features hand-held and weapon-mountable lights as well as a small handcuff key light. Several of their products utilize dual sources, combining the long life of LED lamps with more powerful but shorter-lived conventional incandescent lamps. They also produce a series of Laser Illuminators such as the M6 shown in the image at right and the TLR-2 which is a combination LED weapon light and laser.

Streamlight developed the first million candela hand light for NASA in the early 1970s.
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: Gandalf1986 on August 15, 2009, 10:54:33 AM
Quote from: "Mouse"
It's a little fellow that appears in these forums from time to time. It's not human and it apparently likes to steal our biscuits, cakes and other nice things. We routinely reward them with pain.  :twisted:

Or, it could be a scout of some kind browsing the forum so that its topics and threads can show up in a Google search which can then lead people here to find information that they could require. So, I suppose if anyone Googles "completely mad, eccentric and assorted bunch of barmy biscuit enthusiasts who enjoy odd time signatures" and then turns up here, they'll have GoogleBot to thank.  :)

But enough about that, did you know that Streamlight is an ISO 9001:2000 registered company located in Eagleville, Pennsylvania that manufactures flashlights powered by various rechargeable and disposable batteries? Streamlight flashlights are often used by public safety professionals like police officers and fire fighters, and are often seen on television shows such as CSI: Crime Scene Investigation.

Their product line features hand-held and weapon-mountable lights as well as a small handcuff key light. Several of their products utilize dual sources, combining the long life of LED lamps with more powerful but shorter-lived conventional incandescent lamps. They also produce a series of Laser Illuminators such as the M6 shown in the image at right and the TLR-2 which is a combination LED weapon light and laser.

Streamlight developed the first million candela hand light for NASA in the early 1970s.

 :lol: Finally someone who put random Wikipedia quotes on this forum!
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: SerFox on August 15, 2009, 11:27:41 PM
Hmm, me and Jem tonight.. everyones having a good old saturday night fever except us apparantly with Jem recovering and myself also recovering from some weird throat thing.

Bummer.  :lol:
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: Mouse on August 16, 2009, 12:46:40 AM
Have no fear, Serfox - I never have typical Saturday night fun. Just 1 Guest in here right now.
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: Philadelphia on August 17, 2009, 11:43:23 AM
Quote from: "SerFox"
Hmm, me and Jem tonight.. everyones having a good old saturday night fever except us apparantly with Jem recovering and myself also recovering from some weird throat thing.

Bummer.  :lol:


I had to endure the cheesiest wedding singer there has ever been on Saturday, not sure it was as painful as breaking bones, but it did make me long for being in bed with a fever. (:-P
The wedding itself and all the time before that singer opened his mouth was great, though!
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: LivingForever on August 17, 2009, 03:25:29 PM
Quote from: "Philadelphia"
Quote from: "SerFox"
Hmm, me and Jem tonight.. everyones having a good old saturday night fever except us apparantly with Jem recovering and myself also recovering from some weird throat thing.

Bummer.  :lol:


I had to endure the cheesiest wedding singer there has ever been on Saturday, not sure it was as painful as breaking bones, but it did make me long for being in bed with a fever. (:-P
The wedding itself and all the time before that singer opened his mouth was great, though!

There were some great speeches, though...  :D
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: EVP on August 20, 2009, 11:29:20 PM
Just me in here enjoying the nice air conditioning. No bot's either. All this northeast
heat and humidity makes them sloooow dooooown.
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: rogerg on August 21, 2009, 12:08:06 AM
Quote
Registered users: Google [Bot], rogerg, Yahoo [Bot]

come back, EVP!!  I could use some help!!

/spin kick  /backhand  /sing a loud, high pitch which stuns the bots and causes them to asplode
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: EVP on August 21, 2009, 04:46:21 AM
Quote from: "rogerg"
Quote
Registered users: Google [Bot], rogerg, Yahoo [Bot]

come back, EVP!!  I could use some help!!

/spin kick  /backhand  /sing a loud, high pitch which stuns the bots and causes them to asplode


DRATS!  Are you OK?  I see I am too late! They must have been watching me and snuck in
before you entered Roger. No one is here now and no bots. I think we're good for the night.
I'll stick around for a bit until the morning shift arrives ;)
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: Geetar on August 21, 2009, 07:06:05 AM
I think the Google Bot is watching me from behind a large stack of hot buttered toast...



And rog...... shouldn't that be "assplode" ?
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: rogerg on August 21, 2009, 01:47:02 PM
Quote from: "Geetar"
I think the Google Bot is watching me from behind a large stack of hot buttered toast...



And rog...... shouldn't that be "assplode" ?

heh
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: Mouse on August 21, 2009, 02:58:00 PM
Quote from: "Registered Users"
Drarok, eponymous, ich_bin_besser, johninblack, Mouse, rogerg

Hoo, nice n' busy!  :)  Who's got the Jammie Dodgers?
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: Philadelphia on August 21, 2009, 05:19:57 PM
Quote from: "Mouse"
Quote from: "Registered Users"
Drarok, eponymous, ich_bin_besser, johninblack, Mouse, rogerg

Hoo, nice n' busy!  :)  Who's got the Jammie Dodgers?

I don't know, but I saw a stack of them in Tesco the other day and got really excited. Is that weird?
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: Geetar on August 21, 2009, 08:31:26 PM
It's amazing what gets different people excited. A mere biscuit.....?

In my case, it's a Scott Henderson solo, a superbly-cellared Grange, a
King Prawn Bhuna  or a Suhr guitar (yes, I really do need another guitar).
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: EVP on August 22, 2009, 04:25:15 AM
Oh boo! No one here. I guess I missed the party. No bots either so thats good.
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: Gandalf1986 on August 22, 2009, 11:36:58 AM
Me and Google[Bot]...

Google[Bot], prepare to die! :evil:
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: RacingHippo on August 22, 2009, 11:18:52 PM
Just popped in for a catch-up before buggering off to Spain for a week.
I've suffered the usual panic that leads up to a holiday as I try to get all my work done in time and into a state where it's least likely to go kerplooie while I'm offline.
Something still will, I know it.

Anyway, good to see my old mate 0 guests holding the fort still.
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: Mouse on August 23, 2009, 02:36:21 AM
Cheerio for now, RH! Meanwhile, I see that Roger's kicking around. Shame I've just finished the last biscuit. Oops.
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: EVP on August 27, 2009, 01:39:00 AM
Hmm no one here and I see crumbs on the floor. I hope everyone is ok.
God forbid the bots are eating forum members now!
Surely this can't be so!
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: Gandalf1986 on September 08, 2009, 05:05:32 PM
Registered users: eponymous, Gandalf1986, Google [Bot], MSN [Bot], Yahoo [Bot]

Epo, help me get those buggers!

/jumps on YahooBot
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: Mouse on September 16, 2009, 08:02:37 PM
Hello and welcome to Experiments In Glass Appeal, where this week, we are looking at this beautiful swan.

(http://http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1111/557941178_bd0b6ccd83.jpg?v=0)

Aw, isn't it nice? That's all for now, take care everyone!  :D
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: rogerg on September 20, 2009, 12:05:39 AM
no one here but me, but me, but me.....
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: RacingHippo on September 20, 2009, 10:02:40 AM
Mouse - me and my browsing-buddy 0 Guests here have had a little conflab and reached the unanimous(e) conclusion that you are unhinged.
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: MikeEvs on September 22, 2009, 09:45:02 AM
Bit quiet round here, just me online and no posts since 3:15am
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: Mooncat on September 22, 2009, 10:30:00 AM
I've had big problems getting on here for the last few days - dunno if there have been any server issues but everything else has been working and I've tried from a few different places to rule out anything 'at my end', as it were!!!! :shock:
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: Pedro on September 22, 2009, 12:06:00 PM
Yes, it has been rather Miss & Hit of late. No idea why. :?
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: Mooncat on September 22, 2009, 12:38:17 PM
Happily it all seems ok today!!!! :D

(famous last words and all that........................)
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: catherine on September 22, 2009, 12:45:51 PM
I would beg to differ!

When the Tinyfish forum was misbehaving recently, it was attributed to problems with the forum hamster (you know, the one that runs around inside its wheel providing the power). I think we've got hamster problems here at the moment.
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: rogerg on September 22, 2009, 11:54:28 PM
oh, bigger than a hamster, I think.
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: Nellie on October 24, 2009, 10:36:32 PM
Da doo doo doo.....
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: Mouse on October 26, 2009, 01:34:03 AM
...Do da da da?
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: rogerg on November 09, 2009, 01:06:07 AM
Quote
Registered users: MSN [Bot], rogerg, Yahoo [Bot]

kick, swat, whack!  get out of here, dang bots!!!
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: EVP on November 09, 2009, 01:23:13 PM
I was beginning to wonder if the bots have implanted something to make it slow down.
I fear they are watching us from afar now.

OH NO!! GOOGLE BOT!!!  

*gets out his elephant gun*

*BOOOOM!*

there I hope that takes care of him.
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: Mouse on November 09, 2009, 01:36:20 PM
Eeny-meeny-miney-mo, ich_bin_besser hello!  :D
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: rogerg on January 02, 2010, 04:04:17 PM
Quote
Google [Bot], MSN [Bot], rogerg, Yahoo [Bot]

help!!!
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: Mouse on January 02, 2010, 05:45:51 PM
Stand perfectly still. Their vision is based on movement...
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: rogerg on January 02, 2010, 06:17:29 PM
Quote from: "Mouse"
Stand perfectly still. Their vision is based on movement...

good tip, Mouse!
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: Brom on January 02, 2010, 07:59:26 PM
Just Me - Google Chroming it with Zero Guests.
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: Mouse on January 07, 2010, 10:27:52 AM
You're up a bit early aren't you, Rog?
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: rogerg on January 07, 2010, 10:30:32 AM
Quote from: "Mouse"
You're up a bit early aren't you, Rog?

breakfast with Frost*ies!!
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: Pedro on February 09, 2010, 12:07:37 PM
Registered users: FAST Enterprise [Crawler], Google [Bot], Pedro [Clown]  :D

We're getting "Crawlers" in now (carpetted or otherwise)?
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: catherine on February 09, 2010, 03:43:24 PM
Right now, it's just:

catherine, Yahoo [Bot] and my old mate, 0 guests
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: Nellie on February 15, 2010, 10:19:28 PM
Hey Rog :D ((((())))))
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: rogerg on February 15, 2010, 10:27:02 PM
Quote from: "Nellie"
Hey Rog :D ((((())))))

hi nellie!!!  (((((((((((((())))))))))))))

probably see you at the fishtank, too!!!
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: rogerg on February 19, 2010, 11:31:43 PM
just me here.  not even any bots.
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: Pedro on February 19, 2010, 11:33:51 PM
Hellay!
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: rogerg on February 19, 2010, 11:38:32 PM
howdy, Pedro!!
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: rogerg on February 19, 2010, 11:39:50 PM
I was just going to have you give that GoogleBot a kick, but you're gone now...


: (
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: Pedro on February 19, 2010, 11:42:51 PM
No I'm not!  You are! ;)
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: rogerg on February 19, 2010, 11:46:31 PM
no, I'm not, you are!  bit now there's a(n) MSNbot!!!

/kick
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: Pedro on February 20, 2010, 12:04:17 AM
I'm obviously no use in a fight! Sorry...  :(
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: rogerg on February 20, 2010, 12:37:46 AM
Quote from: "Pedro"
I'm obviously no use in a fight! Sorry...  :(

ah, that's ok.  now that I'm an Iced Gem, I can handle it!   8-)
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: Mouse on February 20, 2010, 12:44:33 AM
Wotcha, Pedders!
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: Pedro on February 20, 2010, 12:58:19 AM
How do. Are you well, apart from your resting ears?
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: RacingHippo on February 20, 2010, 07:46:57 AM
What-ho, chaps!

Chaps?
Hello?

Oh sod. They've all buggered off.
Just you and me then, 0 Guests. I suppose we'd better clear up the mess they left...
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: Big Black Shed on February 20, 2010, 11:28:02 AM
Just Me, Yahoo (Bot) and Alexa (Bot). :?  :?  :?

That's a new one on me.

So, Alexa, are you new round here? Put the kettle on and help yourself to a biscuit.
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: gr8gonzo on February 20, 2010, 01:05:51 PM
Quote from: "rogerg"
ah, that's ok.  now that I'm an Iced Gem, I can handle it!   8-)

I only just noticed Pedro is a Zoo full of Chocolate Animals.  Congrats to you both for continued quality forum contributions.
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: drblowthingsup on February 26, 2010, 08:01:30 PM
my current sleeping habits mean that when i come on here its usually about 4 in the morning. its so very lonely :(
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: Jem on February 26, 2010, 11:00:43 PM
Best time to be here, you can eat all the cold pizza, finish the 6 pack and kill the last of the hob nobs.
The breakfast of champions!.  :D
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: EVP on March 02, 2010, 01:16:32 PM
Love cold pizza, gotta have the cold pizza.
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: Pedro on March 02, 2010, 08:35:02 PM
You'd love our Pizza Hut TakeAway then, barely luke warm at point of collection.  :(
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: Pedro on March 16, 2010, 01:01:00 PM
So here I am once more....in the playground of the broken hosts....
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: Pedro on March 17, 2010, 09:41:06 PM
...one more experience...
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: Jem on March 17, 2010, 09:54:21 PM
one more entry....of a forum once Jem'd.


I'll get me...
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: Pedro on March 17, 2010, 10:24:10 PM
Yet another promotional suicide....

....get mine while you're there.... ;)
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: sawtooth on March 18, 2010, 11:17:52 AM
Howdee doodee!
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: gr8gonzo on March 18, 2010, 03:37:28 PM
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: catherine on March 18, 2010, 04:38:07 PM
Someone pass the mop and bucket , please - gr8gonzo just did a big wee... (must've been overexcited at the return of the forum)
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: Mouse on March 18, 2010, 11:14:40 PM
F*ck! 0 Guests has been replaced by 1 Guests!  :shock:
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: rogerg on March 19, 2010, 01:43:17 AM
heh
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: RacingHippo on March 19, 2010, 08:56:53 AM
1 Guests: brother of the more famous 0.

I guess 1 was just holding the fort for 0 while the latter took a comfort-break, because 0's back now and is as talkative as ever.
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: Geetar on March 19, 2010, 11:19:47 AM
Me and  guest. Probably the government, looking for evidence of aliens among us.


Well, a prog forum is as good a place to start as any.
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: Pedro on March 19, 2010, 12:21:30 PM
Ah, the Guest brothers; Juan and Zorro - nice how they keep coming back and lurking.
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: Brom on March 19, 2010, 05:18:56 PM
Me and Madeoutofcats seem to have frightened the guests away, as their total equals diddly squat.
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: MadeOutOfCats on March 19, 2010, 09:25:49 PM
Yeah, I have that effect on guests  :roll:
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: Pedro on April 28, 2010, 12:39:56 PM
Oooh, the Boss is on-line right now....

Registered users: flamadiddle, Jem, Pedro, Yahoo [Bot]


....better tidy-up a bit....
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: D S on April 28, 2010, 01:35:58 PM
The bots have assumed control...  :?

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Title: Re: oooh
Post by: Trapezium Artist on April 28, 2010, 05:07:35 PM
Hmmm, there was me, seeing this thread rising from the murk again, thinking that something exciting was going on.

Users browsing this forum: Trapezium Artist and 0 guests

Evidently not  :(
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: H3WMW on April 29, 2010, 11:36:27 PM
Quote from: "Trapezium Artist"
Hmmm, there was me, seeing this thread rising from the murk again, thinking that something exciting was going on.

Users browsing this forum: Trapezium Artist and 0 guests

Evidently not  :(
Same here..
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: gav on April 30, 2010, 08:04:54 PM
It fooled me too, it did! :(
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: Pedro on May 11, 2010, 11:38:10 PM
Jeepers!! It's a spider!! <said Pedro, hiding behind Catherine and a Bot!>

Registered users: Baidu [Spider], catherine, Google [Bot], Pedro
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: EVP on May 11, 2010, 11:55:49 PM
destroy all spiders!! :D
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: Trapezium Artist on May 12, 2010, 12:31:09 AM
Users browsing this forum: Trapezium Artist and 1 guest

Yes, but who, dammit, who? At least you know where you are with spiders ...
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: rogerg on May 12, 2010, 12:40:25 AM
Google [Bot], rogerg, Yahoo [Bot]


aaauughh!!  kick, bash, smash.

bring on the spiders.....
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: Mouse on May 16, 2010, 05:21:35 PM
Don't have the salmon chaps, it's not as delicious as I'd hoped.  :(
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: rogerg on May 20, 2010, 02:35:11 PM
Google [Bot], MSN [Bot], rogerg, Yahoo [Bot]


halp!!!!
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: rogerg on May 20, 2010, 03:06:53 PM
rogerg, Yahoo [Bot]

one more to go.....
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: Trapezium Artist on May 20, 2010, 10:37:44 PM
Yet again, I'm happy with the Googlebot, but my brain is challenged by the idea of zero guests:

Quote
Users browsing this forum: Google [Bot], Trapezium Artist and 0 guests

I mean, that's got to mean something, hasn't it? Instead of just saying me and Googlebot, the forum is warning me that there are also zero guests. If there really were none, why would it bother mentioning it at all? But to explicitly state that there are zero guests must mean that there are ...

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Title: Re: oooh
Post by: rogerg on May 21, 2010, 06:21:32 PM
Pedro, Phrog, rogerg, Twang, Yahoo [Bot]



hahahahahahahaha!!!    that Yahoo doesn't stand a chance.
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: Pedro on May 21, 2010, 06:37:47 PM
Quote from: "rogerg"
Pedro, Phrog, rogerg, Twang, Yahoo [Bot]
hahahahahahahaha!!!    that Yahoo doesn't stand a chance.
Hmm...that sounds like some kind of Jurassic recipe...
Take a dinosaur add Phrog DNA and a professor, quick sound effect and... :) hooray...a Bot!
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: rogerg on May 28, 2010, 06:05:55 PM
Google [Bot], rogerg, Yahoo [Bot]

look out bots, or I'll put on my angry face!
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: rogerg on May 28, 2010, 06:11:03 PM
Google [Bot], MSN [Bot], rogerg, Yahoo [Bot]


a-ha!! they brought in reinforcements!!
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: gav on May 28, 2010, 08:55:11 PM
Roger, USE THE BEARD!!! :twisted:
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: D S on June 01, 2010, 05:38:04 PM
Registered users: D S, Dave R, Google [Bot], ich_bin_besser, Jem, Yahoo [Bot]

Ha ha!  We outnumber them 2 to 1 - and have the Boss as our trump card.  8-)
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: rogerg on June 04, 2010, 07:45:20 PM
Registered users: E.S., Google [Bot], Jem, L33VEY, rogerg


this bot doesn't stand a chance!!  8-)
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: E.S. on June 06, 2010, 05:59:28 AM
Blimey!

Registered users: E.S.
In total there is 1 user online :: 1 registered, 0 hidden and 0 guests
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: Trapezium Artist on June 06, 2010, 04:13:01 PM
Registered users: Google [Bot], Trapezium Artist, Yahoo [Bot]

Surrounded!  :shock:
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: catherine on June 07, 2010, 12:03:45 PM
Phew, TA's gone and has taken Google [Bot] with him...

Registered users:  catherine, Yahoo [Bot]
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: L33VEY on June 07, 2010, 01:14:36 PM
Quote from: "Trapezium Artist"
Registered users: Google [Bot], Trapezium Artist, Yahoo [Bot]

Surrounded!  :shock:


Google [Bot], L33VEY, MSN [Bot]

Me too!
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: catherine on June 07, 2010, 01:43:30 PM
Now they're picking on RacingHippo...

Registered users: catherine, D S, flamadiddle, Gandalf1986, Google [Bot], RacingHippo, Yahoo [Bot]
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: RacingHippo on June 07, 2010, 04:30:00 PM
Help is at hand!
Here comes the cavalry in the form of that masked avenger, 0 guests!
Quote from: "The bottom of the page"
Registered users: Google [Bot], RacingHippo  and 0 guests
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: Trapezium Artist on June 08, 2010, 11:28:41 PM
Quote from: "L33VEY"
Quote from: "Trapezium Artist"
Registered users: Google [Bot], Trapezium Artist, Yahoo [Bot]

Surrounded!  :shock:


Google [Bot], L33VEY, MSN [Bot]

Me too!

Registered users: Trapezium Artist, Google [Bot], Yahoo [Bot]

Ha! Outflanked the buggers ... now, where's that door ... ?

(http://http://joker.icm.ac.uk/wp-content/uploads/image/bush-door-china.jpg)
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: L33VEY on June 09, 2010, 08:33:47 AM
In total there is 1 user online :: 1 registered, 0 hidden and 0 guests (based on users active over the past 5 minutes)
Most users ever online was 36 on Sun Apr 11, 2010 1:37 pm

Registered users: L33VEY


Finally - success - not a Bot in sight
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: catherine on June 13, 2010, 10:54:48 PM
Poor RacingHippo is surrounded - again!

Registered users: catherine, El_Mayonnaise, Google [Bot], RacingHippo, Yahoo [Bot]
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: Pedro on June 13, 2010, 11:46:21 PM
Quote from: "catherine"
Poor RacingHippo is surrounded - again!

Registered users: catherine, El_Mayonnaise, Google [Bot], RacingHippo, Yahoo [Bot]
One can almost hear Attenborough narrating that...  :shock: Run, Hippo, Run!!
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: RacingHippo on June 14, 2010, 12:36:41 AM
Argh! Catherine! El_M! You deserted me!

Quote from: "the bottom of the page"
Registered users: Google [Bot], RacingHippo, Yahoo [Bot]  
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: Nellie on June 16, 2010, 11:22:21 AM
Get off YahooBot, can't you see I'm busy?
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: Mouse on June 16, 2010, 06:30:11 PM
No-one but me, now. *eats custard cream and departs*
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: catherine on June 16, 2010, 11:08:53 PM
Oh no! The dreaded 0 guests has come to haunt me! I do wish he would go away.

Users browsing this forum: catherine and 0 guests
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: DueyC on June 17, 2010, 08:05:40 AM
Yikes, he's brought YahooBot for reinforcements :o  *runs away and hides*
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: Tricky on June 21, 2010, 08:49:00 PM
Darryl, Gandalf1986, gav, Google [Bot], MSN [Bot], rogerg, Tricky, Yahoo [Bot]


Gav, If you can hold them, Roger can whack 'em while I stop the escaping Yahoobot

later...

Darryl, Gandalf1986, MSN [Bot], rogerg, Tricky, Yahoo [Bot]

Gav? Gav? are you OK?
watch out Gandalf!
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: Gandalf1986 on June 21, 2010, 08:54:27 PM
Shit! *pulls out staff and throws some powerful magic on the bots*
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: rogerg on June 21, 2010, 09:49:01 PM
Google [Bot], MSN [Bot], rogerg, Yahoo [Bot]

guys?  guys?  hey!!  HEY!!!!  I'm still in here!
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: gav on June 23, 2010, 07:57:08 PM
Quote
Registered users: gav, Yahoo [Bot]

Hmmm, shall I challenge it to Fisticuffs or Victorian Boxing?
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: Pedro on July 01, 2010, 11:54:31 PM
Registered users: Google [Bot], Jem, Pedro, Yahoo [Bot]

Yikes! Bot-bracketted....
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: gr8gonzo on July 02, 2010, 02:25:35 AM
None here now. Must be the antibotics I'm taking.
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: enthewhite on July 03, 2010, 06:16:58 AM
I am here now, drunk and bored. And trying to get dried and out of the cup.
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: gav on July 04, 2010, 05:51:22 PM
Users browsing this forum: gav, Yahoo [Bot] and 1 guest

Come on guest! I don't know who you are, but we can take on that Bot! 8-)
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: Pedro on July 05, 2010, 12:06:33 PM
Registered users: Google [Bot], Heritrix [Crawler], Pedro, Yahoo [Bot]

Crikey, two bots and Heritrix the brown-noser?  :?
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: rogerg on July 05, 2010, 02:54:16 PM
is that the first [Crawler] sighting?
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: Mouse on July 05, 2010, 04:25:12 PM
It's heeding its caller.
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: gav on July 05, 2010, 07:53:14 PM
Quote from: "rogerg"
is that the first [Crawler] sighting?

Errr... guys...


 :shock:




HELP!!!!

Registered users: gav, Heritrix [Crawler]
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: Big Black Shed on July 05, 2010, 07:56:25 PM
Watch the carpets. He's got to get in to get out.
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: Pedro on July 05, 2010, 08:17:57 PM
:D
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: Pedro on July 06, 2010, 12:17:42 PM
Registered users: Heritrix [Crawler], Pedro, Yahoo [Bot]

Flippin' thing's still here.
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: Brom on July 06, 2010, 12:54:02 PM
It's gone now - or turned into flamadiddle and 1 guest.  :?
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: davejd on July 13, 2010, 10:51:14 AM
Registered users: davejd, Yahoo [Bot]

I'm a hippy and my kung fu is good
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: davejd on July 13, 2010, 10:54:08 AM
Registered users: davejd

Blimey,I didn't know it was that good!
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: Mouse on July 15, 2010, 12:00:01 AM
Quote
Google [Bot], Mouse, rogerg  

Quick Roger, use your Beard of Power!
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: rogerg on July 15, 2010, 12:17:49 AM
Quote from: "Mouse"
Quote
Google [Bot], Mouse, rogerg  

Quick Roger, use your Beard of Power!

Quote
rogerg, Yahoo [Bot]


oops....  sorry, Mouse.
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: rogerg on August 04, 2010, 04:23:20 AM
Quote
rogerg, Yahoo [Bot]

no worries, all, I've got this under control.
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: gav on August 04, 2010, 07:38:59 PM
Users browsing this forum: gav, RacingHippo, Yahoo [Bot] and 0 guests

Roger!!!

Why do you always bail out of these things and leave me and Hippo to clean up after you? :evil:

...or did his beard of doom backfire? :?
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: rogerg on August 04, 2010, 07:50:06 PM
Quote from: "gav"
Users browsing this forum: gav, RacingHippo, Yahoo [Bot] and 0 guests

Roger!!!

Why do you always bail out of these things and leave me and Hippo to clean up after you? :evil:

...or did his beard of doom backfire? :?

never fear!  the beard is here!

besides, I don't worry about you two.  you got it covered.  8-)
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: rogerg on August 04, 2010, 07:52:40 PM
Quote
gav, rogerg, Trapezium Artist, Yahoo [Bot]

and I'm heading over to the Fishtank.  I'll leave this in your capable hands.

tally-ho!
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: gav on August 04, 2010, 08:20:41 PM
Quote
gav and 1 guest

Ahhhh... All is safe in the land of Frost* again.
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: gav on August 04, 2010, 10:36:32 PM
Quote
gav, MSNbot Media and 0 guests

 :shock: Never seen that one before... :?
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: rogerg on August 04, 2010, 10:37:37 PM
Quote from: "gav"
Quote
gav, MSNbot Media and 0 guests

 :shock: Never seen that one before... :?

Quote
Registered users: E.S., gav, rogerg, Yahoo [Bot]


he's gone now.
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: Pedro on August 11, 2010, 10:11:00 PM
Registered users: Google [Bot], Jem, Pedro, Yahoo [Bot]

What ho, boss!! I'll take Yahoo....
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: gr8gonzo on August 18, 2010, 03:41:57 AM
Registered users: Google [Bot], gr8gonzo, Yahoo [Bot]

BRING IT!!! You'll be Yagle and Goohoo when I'm done with ya!
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: rogerg on August 18, 2010, 04:48:03 AM
Quote from: "gr8gonzo"
BRING IT!!! You'll be Yagle and Goohoo when I'm done with ya!

heh
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: L33VEY on October 08, 2010, 07:24:44 PM
Registered users: L33VEY

Even the Bots have gone to Summer's End   :)
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: Neilgwhite on October 09, 2010, 10:49:39 AM
I'm all alone, couldn't get to Season's end  :cry:

Keep checking Youtube for videos, come on peeps, post your moving pictures
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: Mouse on October 13, 2010, 12:49:46 PM
Registered users: Google [Bot], Mouse, Yahoo [Bot]

Oi! Sod off, or we'll come and derail your websites and forums. I'm serious - there are many interesting facts about pineapples and crows that I'm sure you're users are dying to find out about.  :twisted:
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: Pedro on October 13, 2010, 12:57:23 PM
Quote from: "Neilgwhite"
I'm all alone, couldn't get to Summer's end  :cry:
Keep checking Youtube for videos, come on peeps, post your moving pictures
You've seen them now, right?

@Mouse: quite right, sir! Let's show them what for.
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: catherine on October 13, 2010, 01:57:00 PM
Quote from: "Mouse"
Registered users: Google [Bot], Mouse, Yahoo [Bot]

Oi! Sod off, or we'll come and derail your websites and forums. I'm serious - there are many interesting facts about pineapples and crows that I'm sure you're users are dying to find out about.  :twisted:

The main question I have about pineapples and crows is: Why do they stack themselves up on unsuspecting sheep like this? Is it the crow's fault? I think we should be told...

(http://http://www.countrycraftcottage.com.au/components/com_virtuemart/shop_image/product/848c93f71e4045fce413cefb1068d5fe.jpg)
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: Mouse on October 13, 2010, 03:29:59 PM
When a crow wishes to taste the flavours of a pineapple in the middle of a harsh winter, the warmth of a sheep's fully grown coat provides ample heat so that the bird may enjoy the tropical fruit in comfort.
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: rogerg on October 13, 2010, 04:05:17 PM
Quote from: "Mouse"
When a crow wishes to taste the flavours of a pineapple in the middle of a harsh winter, the warmth of a sheep's fully grown coat provides ample heat so that the bird may enjoy the tropical fruit in comfort.

a true symbiotic relationship!!
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: Big Black Shed on October 22, 2010, 12:39:25 AM
There's less on here than over there.

GO HERE (http://http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xh_9QhRzJEs)
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: glaik on October 22, 2010, 08:57:07 AM
Did you know that the more connected we become the less connected we are!
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: Big Black Shed on October 22, 2010, 10:29:00 AM
Quote from: "glaik"
Did you know that the more connected we become the less connected we are!

That's deep for a Friday morning.

Should play more of this then: **** (http://http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Connect_Four)
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: Pedro on November 09, 2010, 11:01:05 PM
Google [Bot], Jem, Mooman, Mooncat, Pedro, Yahoo [Bot]

Glad I was awake when the boss turned up! ;)
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: D S on November 22, 2010, 06:34:30 PM
Registered users: Ask Jeeves [Bot], D S, Google [Bot], Mooncat, SerFox, Yahoo [Bot]
That's a new one - Ask Jeeves.  What-ho!  8-)
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: Pedro on November 22, 2010, 07:54:59 PM
:D
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: Mouse on November 22, 2010, 10:11:30 PM
I say we ask the Jeeves Bot to question the nature of its orders...  :twisted:
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: D S on December 01, 2010, 09:42:13 PM
Registered users: Baidu [Spider], D S, gav, Google [Bot]
Hey gav, I'll get the spider if you go for the bot (nah, that doesn't sound right!  :oops: )
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: L33VEY on December 02, 2010, 09:54:02 PM
It's a bit busy tonight...

In total there are 16 users online :: 10 registered, 0 hidden and 6 guests (based on users active over the past 5 minutes)
Most users ever online was 36 on Sun Apr 11, 2010 12:37 pm

Registered users: Againesis, D S, Drarok, E.S., El_Mayonnaise, Julie, L33VEY, LivingForever, Pedro, Yahoo [Bot]
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: DueyC on December 02, 2010, 09:55:42 PM
Quote from: "L33VEY"
It's a bit busy tonight...

...all nervously checking for gig updates?
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: D S on December 02, 2010, 09:56:12 PM
Quite - I think it's the combination of pre-gig excitement combined with concern whether a) the gigs will be on and b) whether we can get to them or not!  :?
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: rogerg on January 17, 2011, 05:30:13 PM
Google [Bot], rogerg, Yahoo [Bot]


no problem, guys, I've got this one.   :D
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: DueyC on January 18, 2011, 12:35:02 PM
Yikes  :? Google [Bot], Julie, Yahoo [Bot]
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: owen on January 18, 2011, 01:11:16 PM
All clear now
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: catherine on January 22, 2011, 08:41:33 PM
Oh no, the bots are back - and they're following me...  :?

catherine, Google [Bot], MSNbot Media, Yahoo [Bot]
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: D S on January 26, 2011, 10:14:35 AM
Registered users: D S, Jem, Yahoo [Bot]

Ha!  Outnumbered, you Bot - and you're up against the boss!  ;)
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: Mikey on January 26, 2011, 12:57:00 PM
Quote from: "D S"
Registered users: D S, Jem, Yahoo [Bot]

Ha!  Outnumbered, you Bot - and you're up against the boss!  ;)

Well done Sir....boarders repelled


Mikey and 0 guests
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: Mikey on January 29, 2011, 08:11:11 PM
Google [Bot], Mikey, Mooncat, RobRideout, Yahoo [Bot]

3 against 2, i'll go down the middle, draw their fire, see if you can out-flank them
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: Brom on January 31, 2011, 08:10:37 AM
Julie and me are holding the fort on this Monday morning!
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: Mikey on January 31, 2011, 06:04:27 PM
Quote from: "Brom"
Julie and me are holding the fort on this Monday morning!

Looks like you scared them off  :D

Users browsing this forum: Mikey and 0 guests
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: DueyC on February 04, 2011, 12:31:12 PM
Google [Bot], Julie, Yahoo [Bot]

It's OK chaps, I'm holding them off  ;)
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: Pedro on February 04, 2011, 01:21:37 PM
Quote from: "Julie"
Google [Bot], Julie, Yahoo [Bot]

It's OK chaps, I'm holding them off  ;)
Pedro and 0 guests

Thanks!  :)
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: rogerg on February 04, 2011, 01:47:38 PM
Google [Bot], rogerg, Yahoo [Bot]

they're back....   :x
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: Trapezium Artist on February 04, 2011, 03:29:27 PM
Trapezium Artist and 0 guests

Nope: gone again ... tricky little buggers ...
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: Mikey on February 04, 2011, 07:38:58 PM
Quote from: "Trapezium Artist"
Trapezium Artist and 0 guests

Nope: gone again ... tricky little buggers ...

Keep them away from the biccies
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: finbeard on February 05, 2011, 10:11:49 AM
Aaaaah! The machine uprising is upon us! Where's that time-space portal when I need it?
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: Mikey on February 15, 2011, 07:59:47 PM
Help I'm being outnumbered

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Hang on, I'm not there...... here..... erm ?????

Where am I ?

Hang on, I'm back again

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Spooky, I think they got me
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Post by: D S on February 15, 2011, 08:04:53 PM
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Ha! Quick - time to squish the Bot, Mikey!  :P
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Post by: Mikey on February 15, 2011, 08:08:20 PM
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Quick - time to squish the Bot, Mikey!  :P
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We got him, extra biccies all round

Did you get caught in the trap ??
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Post by: catherine on February 17, 2011, 02:12:34 PM
Blimey, I'm a Zoo!  :D
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Post by: rogerg on February 17, 2011, 04:53:19 PM
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Blimey, I'm a Zoo!  :D


congratulations!!!  and welcome to the club!!!   8-)
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Post by: RacingHippo on February 18, 2011, 12:30:25 PM
"The Zoo Club"

Sounds a bit iffy to me...
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Post by: Pedro on February 18, 2011, 01:10:03 PM
Do you mean...The Zoo Gang....?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g4EdVmJOLfo (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g4EdVmJOLfo)
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Post by: Mooncat on February 18, 2011, 01:53:28 PM
Or maybe a member of a Zoological Society  :?
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Post by: Mooncat on February 18, 2011, 01:55:14 PM
And if you're flying around in a Zoo, remember to take a 'Zoolander' with you..................... :roll:

(and don't forget to go to the Zoo Loo first!!!) :o
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Post by: L33VEY on March 02, 2011, 01:35:40 PM
75 online yesterday evening - at least we've given the Bots something to deal with...


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Post by: Mikey on March 07, 2011, 07:36:36 PM
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Can we surround them? Unleash a barrage of TDL
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Post by: L33VEY on March 19, 2011, 08:42:53 PM
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heh - (Sorry Rog)
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Post by: rogerg on March 20, 2011, 02:18:11 AM
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heh - (Sorry Rog)

no apologies necessary! heh away!  8-)
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Post by: D S on March 28, 2011, 09:47:25 PM
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Help!! Outnumbered!  :shock:
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Post by: DueyC on March 28, 2011, 09:56:17 PM
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Help!! Outnumbered!  :shock:

Oh dear, it looks as though the MSN Bot has made off with him   :(
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Post by: D S on March 29, 2011, 10:09:37 PM
It's OK - he's history - and we outnumber the Bots again!  :twisted:
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Post by: sfdrummer on April 03, 2011, 12:15:39 AM
Just me and two guests...

It's a little quiet round here...
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Post by: Pedro on October 05, 2011, 11:53:15 PM
Bing [Bot], Google [Bot], Pedro, turbo....everybody talk about (mmm) Prog Muso....talk about....
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Post by: RacingHippo on October 06, 2011, 12:25:14 AM
Shoobi-doobi-doo-wop. Prog muso.
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Post by: rogerg on October 06, 2011, 12:35:01 AM
look who's here with me:

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howdy, boss!!   8-)

if you take the Bing Bot , I'll handle Google!
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: Mikey on October 06, 2011, 06:05:11 AM
Who said they were going to tidy up?
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Post by: Geetar on October 06, 2011, 01:37:05 PM
We're down to one bot.
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Post by: Mikey on October 06, 2011, 06:01:40 PM
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We're down to one bot.
Can't we sweep the bots under the carpet?
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Post by: D S on October 06, 2011, 11:28:54 PM
Doesn't look like we can - they're back!  :shock:
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Post by: Mikey on October 07, 2011, 05:01:23 AM
We need to find the Queen bot
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Post by: RacingHippo on October 08, 2011, 12:32:24 PM
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We need to find the Queen bot
Careful - You're just a 's away from treason there, Mikey!
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Post by: EVP on October 10, 2011, 02:31:03 AM
I'm on the nightwatch shift and no one around but little old me. No bots of any kind to speak of here.

*keeps walking tapping his night stick*
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: Mikey on October 10, 2011, 07:27:19 AM
It's dark, try behind the sofa, they might be planning a surprise attack

They're still hiding,
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Post by: Nellie on October 10, 2011, 01:25:16 PM
What's up with the clock? I was never on here at that time of day!
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Post by: Mikey on October 10, 2011, 01:27:49 PM
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What's up with the clock? I was never on here at that time of day!

Twas an edit.
It doesn't add the edit as a note as the old forum used to do

Still ligging in bed? Like I will be doing tomorrow :D
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Post by: Mikey on October 12, 2011, 06:07:15 AM
Or not

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Music on loud, think it scared off the bots
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Post by: Mikey on October 12, 2011, 08:29:42 PM
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That's more like it, come on down, the forum's right
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: Mikey on October 12, 2011, 08:35:42 PM
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They got ES & Flamadiddle
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Post by: Mouse on October 12, 2011, 08:36:35 PM
Just E.S., Mikey and me, now.
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Post by: Mouse on October 12, 2011, 08:37:25 PM
Egads, imposters! Google Bot, Mouse and 1 guest!  :shock:
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Post by: D S on October 12, 2011, 08:42:24 PM
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Keep it up folks - we're winning!  8-)
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Post by: Mikey on October 13, 2011, 05:23:30 AM
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Just E.S., Mikey and me, now.
ES how did you escape?
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Post by: E.S. on October 13, 2011, 05:44:14 AM
Long story involving strange plot twists and several cups of tea.
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: Mikey on October 13, 2011, 05:45:51 AM
Glad you escaped, coffee?
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Post by: E.S. on October 13, 2011, 06:10:34 AM
Oh yes, that would be wonderful, thank you.
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Post by: Pedro on October 13, 2011, 06:19:15 AM
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Just E.S., Mikey and me, now.
ES how did you escape?
It's the old joke often used when two people find them selves in proximity to a dangerous creature of some kind...
"we've had it, neither of us can run faster than that thing"
"that might be true, but I only have to run faster than you"
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: Mikey on October 13, 2011, 06:38:04 AM
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Just E.S., Mikey and me, now.
ES how did you escape?
It's the old joke often used when two people find them selves in proximity to a dangerous creature of some kind...
"we've had it, neither of us can run faster than that thing"
"that might be true, but I only have to run faster than you"

& which one of us is the dangerous creature?
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: rogerg on October 18, 2011, 10:33:00 PM
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yikes!
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: Mikey on October 19, 2011, 06:07:08 AM
Nocturnal bots
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: rogerg on October 22, 2011, 12:55:49 PM
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shaking in his boots, he is!!
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: Mikey on October 22, 2011, 01:48:06 PM
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shaking in his bots, he is!!
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: Pedro on October 22, 2011, 01:50:28 PM
Heh
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: Mikey on October 22, 2011, 01:55:40 PM
I have a dilemma, whilst flitting in and out of my office, I'm topping my slow growing (my R's) conifer's.
Do I
a) complete chopping off the tops, thus one job being complete,
or
b) Stop halfway through this job and take all the chumps to the tip, sorry, household refuse site.

Either way wife will complain. Which is the lesser of the two evils?

In days of yore, some young chimp (me) would have been pestering for the chumps on my drive, or just nicked them
Now they just burn your house down
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: D S on October 23, 2011, 04:52:05 PM
Uh ohh...  :?
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Title: Re: oooh
Post by: Mikey on October 24, 2011, 08:37:36 PM
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Let's have him while he's surrounded
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Post by: Mikey on December 12, 2011, 09:02:50 PM
Come on, 7 to 1, surely he can't escape now.
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Title: Re: oooh
Post by: Mikey on December 12, 2011, 09:10:09 PM
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Looks like we fought him off, but sustained casualties :cry:
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Post by: johninblack on March 16, 2012, 07:35:31 AM
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Help!!
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Post by: DueyC on March 16, 2012, 08:44:56 AM
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Oh dear. Looks like we lost JiB  :(
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Post by: rogerg on March 16, 2012, 10:04:55 PM
Turnitin Bot?  that's a new one.

JiB probably just went to get biscuits.
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: Pedro on March 16, 2012, 11:22:42 PM
Odd name....what's next "Biscuitin Bot"? :)
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Post by: rogerg on March 17, 2012, 01:41:29 AM
we'd probably welcome that one in!!
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: johninblack on March 17, 2012, 09:44:36 AM
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JiB probably just went to get biscuits.

Yup, the supplies have been replenished :)
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Post by: DueyC on March 22, 2012, 12:20:47 PM
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Come on Pedders, we can take this one out  :lol:
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Post by: Pedro on March 22, 2012, 01:11:53 PM
Grab a leg each and make a wish?  ;)
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: D S on June 02, 2012, 06:19:56 PM
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Right, I'll take the one from Friends, the boss can see to Google.  8-)
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Post by: Mikey on June 02, 2012, 08:22:00 PM
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Bloody lightweight, must have buggered of to practice his G3
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Post by: Mouse on June 03, 2012, 04:50:23 PM
*stumbles in blindly, consumes a biscuit, leaves note on fridge and stumbles out again*  ;)
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Post by: Mikey on June 04, 2012, 07:06:43 AM
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Bloody lightweight, must have buggered of to practice his G3
Think I should have had a  ;) on the end of that
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Post by: Pedro on June 04, 2012, 08:35:02 AM
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Bloody lightweight, must have buggered of to practice his G3
Think I should have had a  ;) on the end of that
The "Edit" button is your friend. :)
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Post by: Mikey on June 04, 2012, 08:43:57 AM
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Bloody lightweight, must have buggered of to practice his G3
Think I should have had a  ;) on the end of that
The "Edit" button is your friend. :)

Just wanted to make sure that it wasn't taken seriously
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Post by: Pedro on June 04, 2012, 08:51:25 AM
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Bloody lightweight, must have buggered of to practice his G3
Think I should have had a  ;) on the end of that
The "Edit" button is your friend. :)

Just wanted to make sure that it wasn't taken seriously
Well if you go back and edit in a smiley, there will be less danger of that! :D
...and you could correct "of" to "off" and no-one would know. :)
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Post by: Pedro on June 04, 2012, 08:54:30 AM
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Bloody lightweight, must have buggered of to practice his G3
Think I should have had a  ;) on the end of that
The "Edit" button is your friend. :)

Just wanted to make sure that it wasn't taken seriously
Well if you go back and edit in a smiley, there will be less danger of that! :D
...and you could correct "of" to "off" and no-one would have known...except that the typo has been quoted now so it becomes harder to cover up... :)
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: Mikey on June 04, 2012, 09:52:37 AM
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Bloody lightweight, must have buggered of to practice his G3
Think I should have had a  ;) on the end of that
The "Edit" button is your friend. :)

Just wanted to make sure that it wasn't taken seriously
Well if you go back and edit in a smiley, there will be less danger of that! :D
...and you could correct "of" to "off" and no-one would have known...except that the typo has been quoted now so it becomes harder to cover up... :)

That's because I'm inept  ;)
Title: Re: oooh
Post by: Pedro on June 04, 2012, 02:32:37 PM
:D No you're not.