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Who is your favorite member of Andy Edwards?

I think the guitarist Mandy Ledwards is my favourite member of Andy Edwards

ah yes.  

I think it has now.

Are the avatars working now?

Andy Edwards are a band from Northern Ireland I think. They "Progressive" free because it's entirely ripped off from another musician called Edward Andrews and his album "Regressive" and by releasing it free, they make no profit from it and he Edward Andrews can't sue Andy Edwards.

I've got the same feeling you get when you take on new premises. I think I'll go and explore that garden. Where should we put the water tower?

The sensible motorist will always use first gear. It's safe, it's reliable and it's an honest gear. You know where you are with first - normally somewhere between 0 and 4 miles an hour.

To attempt a hill start in fourth would be dangerous, mad, bad and sad.

Save your car, save yourselves, take it from me.

Don't do it.

Hi Jem,

I have a gear question. What gear do you use for hill starts?

Many thanks.

Plates are friends of Frost. Without them our biscuits would fall to the floor unsupported.

Plates. Crockery of the Gods.

Swarfega is a friend of Frost. And indeed any health conscious citizen. Wash your hands after using the toilet and most wind instruments. Up to and including Bassoons.

Remember, cleanliness is next to Godfreyness.

When do you think it'll rain next?

Only if you wash your mouth out with Harrison Ford afterwards.

Why? It's not on fire again is it?

This writing is red.

This writing is blue

Blue Red

I thank you.

Hi Jem, thanks for the great question.

I do have another business called Via-Dog. It's a small company that passes everything through a dog.

I also co-own Hearse Burst, a company that fills Hearses with water until they burst. We do a lot of business with single mothers.

Hey Jem,

Do you have any other business?