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#16
#1240
"limerickz iz seriaz biznez" sez Rog
some of which have become quite a bodge  >:(
Be cheerful, Mike-ee,
And sup some nice tea
And lets just hope that people make them span correctly and use the right amount of syllabales in future
#17
Quote from: Trapezium Artist on July 06, 2014, 12:24:20 PM
The "really?" comment referred to the second line of the second split limerick, Renters, which ended in exactly the same two words as the first line: shocking breach of the regulations, sir.

That's why I edited it  >:(  ;)

My bad.  Hadn't spotted that.  Thought you were having a dig at the pure art of cycling!  I'm with you, bad form.

PS Shall we get back to the Limerick(s)
#18
Frost* T-shirts are going on Le Tour,
Each stage they will be at the fore,
In yellow, of course,
They're all out in force

Le Tour starts in one day from now,
I'll be glued to the tele and how,               [really? c'mon guys ...  >:(]
To watch as the bikes,
Zoom past all the tykes,                            (Yes, really.  The most glorious sporting endeavour!!  Doping and blood replacement aside....)

"Teach In" sang us Ding Dinge Dong,
The Dutch with a dubious song
And cheeses as hats,
And Poffertjes* as spats                           *http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poffertjes
#19
It was the Yorkshire reference, I bet.  First time the 'split' has not gone with the 'split' !!!  So...

Frost* T-shirts are going on Le Tour
Each stage they will be at the fore

Le Tour starts in one day from now
I'll be glued to the tele from now

"Teach In" sang us Ding Dinge Dong
The Dutch with a dubious song
#20
Well, it's better than going to work
Now you can stay inside and twerk.
Are you from Yorkshire? 
Wash out your mouth, Sir
Don't be a flippin' Berk

Le Tour starts in one day from now
#21
The Pythons are at the O2
With parrots and silly walks too
#22
T.Rex's The Slider's quite funny
Coz he recorded it dressed as a bunny
#23
There once was a cyborg called Mikey
Who had trainers, both Puma and Nike
Though he missed his flip-flops
And comfy Hi Tops*



*Bring it
https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=high+tops+shoe&tbm=isch&tbo=u&source=univ&sa=X&ei=au2qU5LjBobY7AbEiIGADQ&ved=0CF8QsAQ&biw=1919&bih=1017
#24
This hayfever's hacking me off
I could just stick my head in a trough
A cough, wheeze & sneeze
From inhaling the breeze
#25
#1220
Surely Spanx are horribly sweaty?
On a rather portly girl Betty
What? Who's Betty Spanx?
Well she's not Tony Banks
Never mind, coz now Supper's Ready

Rick Wakeman does grow lots of Leeks
#26
An honest window cleaner from Lancs
Completed his round wearing Spanx
#27
That last statement was 100% tripe
True to form, but I'm not going to gripe


* Rook - can't blame me for Salsa, that was Owen's little gem
#28
There once were some boys in Brazil
Who played football without zest or thrill
Then they started to salsa
In the city of Tulsa,
Words for rhyming's sake shows lack of skill

Guy's, lets try and stick to the Story
OK, I know it's not Jackanory
But lines one and two
Show what to do
Get it right and your covered in glory

There are bucked teeth I want to punch straight
#29
There once were some boys in Brazil
Who played football without zest or thrill
#30
So Luis has done for our boys,
And the blame? I don't think it's Roy's
Meh. Football. Whatever.
They weren't very clever