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Are you sure it's not a dog? What noise did it make when it caught fire?

They didn't rise to that one Pedders...

the invers to that joke is....how do you make a dog sound like a cat??

Freeze it

 then put it on a circular saw and it goes... "Meeeeeowwwww"

LOL. Wut?!

Stick around mate... you get a lot of this round here.. just hang on tight and you'll be OK

Avatar?? I know what Avtur is... aviation fuel, paraffin or kerosene.

Did you know...

Kerosene has been used to treat pools of standing water to prevent mosquitoes from breeding, notably in the yellow fever outbreak of 1905 in New Orleans.

It can be used to remove lice from hair, but this practice is painful and potentially very dangerous. Also, this practice removes all natural oils and fats from the scalp. Any comments Jem??

Since kerosene is chemically stable, it is used to store substances with redox tendencies within to prevent unwanted reactions, such as alkali metals.

It is used in the packaging and storing of white phosphorus to prevent contact with oxygen, which would lead to immediate combustion.

Kerosene can be used to store crystals. When a hydrated crystal is left in air, dehydration may occur slowly. This makes the colour of the crystal become dull. Kerosene can keep air from the crystal.

It is used as a solvent.
Kerosene can be applied topically to hard-to-remove mucilage or adhesive left by stickers on a glass surface (such as in show windows of stores).
Kerosene can be used to remove candle wax that has dripped onto a glass surface; it is recommended that the excess wax be scraped off prior to applying kerosene via a soaked cloth or tissue paper.

It can be used in conjunction with cutting oil as a thread cutting and reaming lubricant. When machining aluminium and its alloys, kerosene on its own is an excellent cutting lubricant.

I like what you've done with the place -  

Is it battered and fried or still swimming round the water tower?

Hello!!... start as you mean to go on (and on and on and ...) that's my motto.

I'm looking forward to the official christening of this website... ohh look look you can even choose the colour of the font.

OK I'll get my coat.

 

Obama lead Frosties might not get the first "joke" above... don't worry, you haven't missed much!