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I'm watching Steven Wilson tonight
With a band that is ever so tight

Progzilla is floating my boat
With a huge inflatable goat

Wanting to prevent another Derby?

Aww, that's not fair. Everyone worked hard for that and was let down by hardware failure.

To a degree. But primarily inept management.

With a-one-and-a-two-and-a-three,
I might need to go for a pee
just get yer a nappie
You incontinent chappie
And tinkle where no-one can see.

I plugged us on the BBT "forum"

Here we are at another beginning
Our punning most probably sinning
With rhymes that will make

With oodles and oodles of chips
My computer does thousands of MIPS

But the Rex started licking his chops
Oops - better call for the cops
but the cops were out robbing
So young Kim started bobbing

Are all cookies biscuits or are they separate entities?

"A British biscuit is an American cookie and an American cookie is a British cookie and an American biscuit is a British scone and an American scone is something else entirely. "

From here.

Fanks chaps. It was ace

Frost* are playing on the 7th so in theory you could still make it.

Thanks Julie, but The Birthday is likely to take the entire weekend (and involve excellent food and wine somewhere expensive. I suspect the curry house at Chepstow wouldn't cut the mustard).

So who's off to Zoetermeer?
Depends on the price of the beer

I notice he's playing it left-handed.
Jem WILL be pleased! (And it saves me having to hack it into a Southpaw version. Damn.)

[The voice in my head:]

The voice in my head: Ooh! A Frost* Gig! And it's Summer's End! Haven't been to that for a year or two. Frost* playing is a damned good excuse to correct that
*looks up date*
TVIMH: October 6th... hmmm... that date rings a bell....
The More Sensible Voice In My Head: That's your wife's birthday. You're surely not thi...
TVIMH: She could come as a birthday treat?
TMSVIMH: ... ... ...
TVIMH: No, silly idea. It was only desperation that made me think it.

So I'm afraid you'll have to have amazing fun without me

Interesting fact: My wife shares a her birthday with someone who, from the title of this thread, I know will definitely (gardening accidents notwithstanding) be there.
Give him a hug from me