Frost*ie Limericks (Now over 1580 Limericks!!)

Started by Brom, March 08, 2009, 08:43:03 PM

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Brom

Not original on the net, but as far as I know, not before played on these hallowed grounds. How about a game or six of Limericks.

Rules are simple, Frost*ies take it in turn to add ONE line to the current limerick. The lucky Frostie who completes the last line of exceptional poetry is allowed to start the next limerick if they want to. We all know that nothing rhymes with orange, and precious little with Godfrey, so try and keep it open - IF you think it's worth having a go. Comments are welcome, maybe just build the limerick in quotes, lines in bold?. I'm sure, being clever Frost*ies, we can make up the format as we go along.

OK, as I was here first   ;)   I'll kick things off with....

A proggy composer called Jem,
I am out of the office. Messages can be left with Mr. C Lyons on 020 7722 3333

rogerg

great idea, Brom!  I was thinking of working on the wine-beer, fine-queer poem into a limerick, but this is better!

A proggy composer called Jem,
whose music was creme de la creme,

Nellie

I read that as "composter" :lol:

A proggy composer called Jem,
whose music was creme de la creme,
Ate kale for his dinner,
It's in the post!

wickedwitch

A proggy composer called Jem,
whose music was creme de la creme,
Ate kale for his dinner,
to make him look thinner,

catherine

A proggy composer called Jem,
whose music was creme de la creme,
Ate kale for his dinner,
to make him look thinner,
But coughed up a load of green phlegm!

rogerg

Quote from: "catherine"A proggy composer called Jem,
whose music was creme de la creme,
Ate kale for his dinner,
to make him look thinner,
But coughed up a load of green phlegm!


yay!

so you have honors to start the next one, Catherine!

catherine

OK, I see it's my turn to start the next one...

There once was a singer called Dec,

Brom

Quote from: "rogerg"
Quote from: "catherine"A proggy composer called Jem,
whose music was creme de la creme,
Ate kale for his dinner,
to make him look thinner,
But coughed up a load of green phlegm!


yay!


Boom Boom!  :D

There once was a singer called Dec
Who liked gadgets and all things hi-tec
I am out of the office. Messages can be left with Mr. C Lyons on 020 7722 3333

Nellie

There once was a singer called Dec
Who liked gadgets and all things hi-tec
He sang all the high notes,
It's in the post!

Pedro

There once was a singer called Dec
Who liked gadgets and all things hi-tec
He sang all the high notes,
And gave radiant quotes,
"Putting food on the table is more important than 7/8"

Bert

There once was a singer called Dec
Who liked gadgets and all things hi-tec
He sang all the high notes,
And gave radiant quotes,
About how Jem never passes the smokes
I am a Norfolk Man and glory in being so!
http://www.deadnobodies.net
Ladies and gentlemen
You can relax now
Your world is now officially a better place!

More Pram In The Wedge !
Stereo Trellis

Brom

Quote from: "Bert"There once was a singer called Dec
Who liked gadgets and all things hi-tec
He sang all the high notes,
And gave radiant quotes,
About how Jem never passes the smokes

Err Hello Bert... umm, possibly very true (Tho considering Mr. G's generousity, in real life, I doubt it!), but it needs a little tweaking mate... :D (Whispers... it's gotta rhyme with dec)
 :D
I am out of the office. Messages can be left with Mr. C Lyons on 020 7722 3333

L33VEY

There once was a singer called Dec
Who liked gadgets and all things hi-tec
He sang all the high notes,
And gave radiant quotes,
But ended each gig as a wreck.
Currently playing in The Frost*mobile:  Frost* Day and Age

Bert

Quote from: "Brom"
Quote from: "Bert"There once was a singer called Dec
Who liked gadgets and all things hi-tec
He sang all the high notes,
And gave radiant quotes,
About how Jem never passes the smokes

Err Hello Bert... umm, possibly very true (Tho considering Mr. G's generousity, in real life, I doubt it!), but it needs a little tweaking mate... :D (Whispers... it's gotta rhyme with dec)
 :D

Ohhhh, riiighhhhtt. It's a limerick ???  Silly me, I thought we were just passing the parcel, as it were.

No really, I did, OK ?

Not embarrassed at all  :oops:

I humbly withdraw.
I am a Norfolk Man and glory in being so!
http://www.deadnobodies.net
Ladies and gentlemen
You can relax now
Your world is now officially a better place!

More Pram In The Wedge !
Stereo Trellis

L33VEY

Right - Let's go....

There once was a band called Frost*
Currently playing in The Frost*mobile:  Frost* Day and Age