Soggy biscuithood....and beyond

[johninblack]

Well done catherine, here's to the next thousand.

[RacingHippo]

Completely brilliant post, Catherine!
If I were wearing a hat, I'd take it off to you.
In fact, I might just go and put one on specially.

[Mouse]

Heh, RacingHippo's post count is currently 666.  :twisted:

Luckily, thanks to Qi, we all now know that it is in fact 616 that is the Number of the Beast. Makes me smile every time I look at that Iron Maiden album now!  

[Batchain]

I think the IB forum might like this idea.  Appreciate some help Frosties.  Discount brand grated, up to the magnificent Davidstow cheese & pineapple stick!  What do you reckon?

B xx  

[Trapezium Artist]

Well, I was trying to think of something vaguely risqué to say here in response to Catherine's 1000th post, if only to get a Twisted Evil smiley response and justify Mouse's eternally flattering signature  

But, y'know what, I'm so completely flummoxed, banjaxed, and discombulated by her post, that I have no choice but to simply say:

Congratulations, old girl!  :lol:

[catherine]

Hey, not so much of the "old" if you don't mind, Grandpa!  

[Trapezium Artist]

Hey, not so much of the "old" if you don't mind, Grandpa!  

Oh, hook, line, and sinker in less than five minutes: result!!!

But where's my Twisted Evil smiley, eh ?

(As for grandpa, actually, if you'd sent that to me about fifteen years ago, you'd have been right: as it is these days, I'm just a plain dad. But rest assured no-one died in the making of this peculiar conundrum   )

[catherine]

I don't think I've ever done a Twisted Evil smiley - I'm just fundamentally too nice a person. I was also so sorry to hear that you'd been discombulated, which sounds a very distressing experience. (Does it involve having your comb pinched out of your Man-bag?)

Regarding your conundrum: the only way I can think that it might work, without death being involved, is if you were previously married to a grandma.

[drblowthingsup]

maybe his own grandma...
meaning that he is...
hmm
isnt this a frost* song?
lol

[Trapezium Artist]

I don't think I've ever done a Twisted Evil smiley - I'm just fundamentally too nice a person. I was also so sorry to hear that you'd been discombulated, which sounds a very distressing experience. (Does it involve having your comb pinched out of your Man-bag?)

Regarding your conundrum: the only way I can think that it might work, without death being involved, is if you were previously married to a grandma.

Hmmm, you're right: p'raps Twisted Evil is more Nellie's style. Where is that old girl anyway ... ?  

As for my conundrum, nope, not that hard to solve after all: you're quite correct (although she was not, as proposed by drblowthingsup, my own grandma  :shock: ). Even so, very odd having sons your own age, it is (or was, more correctly). Frost* material through and through ...

[Brom]

Hmmm, you're right: p'raps Twisted Evil is more Nellie's style. Where is that old girl anyway ... ?  

Spending some time in Twitterland... You really should join Sir!  

[Brom]

I don't think I've ever done a Twisted Evil smiley - I'm just fundamentally too nice a person.

Well said! And a hearty congrats from me for the 1k Catherine. I could see a little while ago that the event was near.... and I missed it. I hope I'm forgiven?

[catherine]

I hope I'm forgiven?

Of course! I'm in a very forgiving mood today.  :twisted:  

[Nellie]

Hmmm, you're right: p'raps Twisted Evil is more Nellie's style. Where is that old girl anyway ... ?

Spending some time in Twitterland... You really should join Sir!

I'm not sure we want him in our gang!

[Nellie]

Huge grats Freddie on your grand grand (and then some). This is indeed a very special....occasion.