the naming problem...

[catherine]

Mouse, I offer you these as a gift...

Aquatic Blush Of The Screeching Lollipop
Burnt Enema
Trumpet Of The Grim
Healthy Distraction
Contra Filth
Twilight Pressure
Friend Of Pissing
Pernicious Thing And The Drooling Humanity
Strategic Arse Of The Refried Pluto

[catherine]

Just got my favourite so far...

Kung-fu Vampire

That'll have the kids lining up for tickets for sure!  

Especially with their 2 support acts:

Belly Scissors
and
Mildew Goose.

If either of them can't play, Farting Aphrodisiac have gamely volunteered to step in.

[Trapezium Artist]

Just got my favourite so far...

Kung-fu Vampire

That'll have the kids lining up for tickets for sure!  

Has to be a cover of two tracks by Ash, surely  

(Kung-Fu from 1977 and Vampire Love from Meltdown; hugely under-rated band IMHO, albeit not exactly prog  :shock: )

[Mouse]

Some new entries into the fray:

Magical Pear
Condor Of The Molester
Crude Investment And The Automatic Torment
Limpy Hamster And The Psycho Examination
Flogging Of The Supernatural
Cock Facility
Crunch Of The Under-Paid Vector
Hump Crisis
Sponge Collection
Sperm Of The Abraham
Quad Relationship And The Headache Esteem
Stool Gin
Sword Near Ass
Cream Of The Tense Abyss
Loveless Elton And The Bottom
Mammoth Viagra
Philosophy Christ Of The Exploding Phenomenon

May God have mercy on our souls.  :shock: