RoSFest Intro - sans vocals?

[Trapezium Artist]

Is that the time?....

*hides

Nellie's completely used to my vain attempts at provoking her by now; water off a duck's back. I'll give her ten minutes before she wanders by and drops me dead with one of her withering comments ... and I'll have deserved it, dammit ...    

Besides, I'm just doing it so Mouse can pop in and wave his sig around ...  

[Mouse]

Hello there!  

[Pedro]

TA, Nellie has a man-hole set aside
for you,
for you,
FOR YOU...(1,2,3,4)

[catherine]

I can't work out if TA will take that as a threat or a promise, Pedro!

[Trapezium Artist]

I can't work out if TA will take that as a threat or a promise, Pedro!

That's verging on the absolutely filthy, Catherine, and I'm sure it's not what poor innocent Pedro had in mind  :shock:

Still, it puts a whole new perspective on Nellie's statement elsewhere that she needs to buy a manhole cover. I wonder if the fine people at Boots will understand that euphemism  

In any case, sitting as I am the breadth of half of England and the whole of the North Sea from Nellie's new house, it's a promise (if it were meant as such) that will likely remain un(ful)filled. Ahem.

[catherine]

TA, you have a VERY dirty mind.  :shock:

That's not what I meant at all. I am horrified with the interpretation your warped twistedness has come up with for my innocent post. Go and wash it with soap immediately.

[Trapezium Artist]

TA, you have a VERY dirty mind.  :shock:

That's not what I meant at all. I am horrified with the interpretation your warped twistedness has come up with for my innocent post. Go and wash it with soap immediately.

Innocent post? Right    

How do I wash my twistedness anyway: cold water or boiing?  

[DannySoisSage]

I always thought it had to be alcoholic, a beer or wine based beverage where disgrace is concerned?  :roll:

[Trapezium Artist]

I always thought it had to be alcoholic, a beer or wine based beverage where disgrace is concerned?  :roll:

Err, will a margarita do?

[rogerg]

I always thought it had to be alcoholic, a beer or wine based beverage where disgrace is concerned?  :roll:

Err, will a margarita do?

will a margarita do what?  

[Trapezium Artist]

I always thought it had to be alcoholic, a beer or wine based beverage where disgrace is concerned?  :roll:

Err, will a margarita do?

will a margarita do what?  

Well, if aloe is one of the ingredients (which it can be; very nice), perhaps it will salve all wounds.

Then again, one of my favourite margaritas is cucumber. What that one does is hit the spot.

[johninblack]

How do I wash my twistedness anyway: cold water or boiing?  

This will make it taste better.

[Mouse]

Can I change my signature yet?

In any case, sitting as I am the breadth of half of England and the whole of the North Sea from Nellie's new house, it's a promise (if it were meant as such) that will likely remain un(ful)filled. Ahem.

That won't stop Nellie. It reminds me of a lyric from the Marillion tune The Uninvited Guest:

"You can fly to the other side of the world
And know you'll only find
I've reserved the seat behind you
We can talk about old times..."

[Nellie]

In any case, sitting as I am the breadth of half of England and the whole of the North Sea from Nellie's new house

Best you stay there too  :twisted:

[catherine]

TA, you have a VERY dirty mind.  :shock:

That's not what I meant at all. I am horrified with the interpretation your warped twistedness has come up with for my innocent post. Go and wash it with soap immediately.

Innocent post? Right    

How do I wash my twistedness anyway: cold water or boiing?  

Superheated steam, I should think, but give it a good soak in a vat of Domestos first.