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Offline J Jonah Jameson

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Question for Jem
« on: November 03, 2008, 09:55:26 PM »
Can you put the cat out please?

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Re: Question for Jem
« Reply #1 on: November 03, 2008, 11:36:19 PM »
Why? It's not on fire again is it?

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Re: Question for Jem
« Reply #2 on: November 06, 2008, 09:00:29 PM »
Help! I've got a very hot pussy.

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Re: Question for Jem
« Reply #3 on: November 07, 2008, 01:17:25 PM »
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Help! I've got a very hot pussy.

I hope she doesn't mess up with the (pea)cock... :lol:
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Re: Question for Jem
« Reply #4 on: November 07, 2008, 01:33:28 PM »
Sorry, is the Carry On Frost* section of the forum?  ;)
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Re: Question for Jem
« Reply #5 on: November 07, 2008, 01:40:16 PM »
meow.

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Re: Question for Jem
« Reply #6 on: November 07, 2008, 03:52:38 PM »
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Help! I've got a very hot pussy.

The mind boggles  :shock:
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Re: Question for Jem
« Reply #7 on: November 07, 2008, 05:24:48 PM »
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Help! I've got a very hot pussy.

The mind boggles  :shock:
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Re: Question for Jem
« Reply #8 on: November 07, 2008, 05:48:16 PM »
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Is that......?
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Re: Question for Jem
« Reply #9 on: November 07, 2008, 08:54:03 PM »
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Are you sure it's not a dog? What noise did it make when it caught fire?

They didn't rise to that one Pedders...

the invers to that joke is....how do you make a dog sound like a cat??

Freeze it

 then put it on a circular saw and it goes... "Meeeeeowwwww"
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