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Offline kuwert

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« on: November 07, 2008, 12:48:48 PM »
I have a pair of black socks. I have worn them about 20 times... and yet still, when I remove them and hop into the shower in the evening, do my feet leak out little pieces of black sock material. Why does this happen, Frost*?

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Re: Socks
« Reply #1 on: November 07, 2008, 12:58:18 PM »
Are you sure that its not part of your foot coming off ?
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Re: Socks
« Reply #2 on: November 07, 2008, 01:02:12 PM »
Are you sure you are not really a gorilla in a man suit and your feet have split?
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Re: Socks
« Reply #3 on: November 07, 2008, 01:42:38 PM »
You obviously have quality socks.  Either that or very hairy feet...

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« Reply #4 on: November 07, 2008, 03:33:21 PM »
Could it be fluffy gangrene?

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Re: Socks
« Reply #5 on: November 07, 2008, 03:34:52 PM »
Another solution would be to wash the socks WAY before you've worn them 20 times.  :D

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Re: Socks
« Reply #6 on: November 07, 2008, 03:35:59 PM »
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Could it be fluffy gangrene?

Would gangrene be black?

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Re: Socks
« Reply #7 on: November 07, 2008, 11:05:57 PM »
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I have a pair of black socks. I have worn them about 20 times... and yet still, when I remove them and hop into the shower in the evening, do my feet leak out little pieces of black sock material. Why does this happen, Frost*?

Thanks for the great question.

This happens we come round to hour house every night and add new black pieces of sock material. We will stop when you finally agree to pay the 2 into the bank account that we told you about at the time.

You have been warned... ;)

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Re: Socks
« Reply #8 on: November 07, 2008, 11:34:01 PM »
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I have a pair of black socks. I have worn them about 20 times... and yet still, when I remove them and hop into the shower in the evening, do my feet leak out little pieces of black sock material. Why does this happen, Frost*?

No brainer... leave the socks on in the shower.

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Re: Socks
« Reply #9 on: November 08, 2008, 04:09:47 PM »
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I have a pair of black socks. I have worn them about 20 times... and yet still, when I remove them and hop into the shower in the evening, do my feet leak out little pieces of black sock material. Why does this happen, Frost*?

Thanks for the great question.

This happens we come round to hour house every night and add new black pieces of sock material. We will stop when you finally agree to pay the 2 into the bank account that we told you about at the time.

You have been warned... ;)

2 is about $700 USD right now and I just can't afford that.