Godfrey on Wikipedia

[sawtooth]

Didn't take this thread long to branch into nonsense did it? That would be going against the grain....
Although some of these puns are oakay  

[Mouse]

If someone edited my Wikipedia page like this, I'd turn red - wood you?

Maple I will or maple I won't.

[Tricky]

Has it gone fir enough? Some willow pine that it's knot.
It alder-pends on how you cedar thread growing.
Being one of the elders, and an off-the-wall nut, I heart wood and teak jokes.

That has to be the highest pun-count EVER in a single post.

Wooden you agree?

[wmsheep2]

ha!!

I see that those fine people over at wikipedia are STILL getting Atomic Kitten mixed up with Atomic Rooster on Jem`s page!!

[catherine]

Kittens, roosters - they both lay eggs, innit?

[Mikey]

I'm sad to see that he's not an acclaimed moose whisperer any more.

You must be barking up the wrong tree, it's still there

Frost* - Experiments In Mass Appeal (2008, Keyboards, Vocals, Moose Whispering, Producer)