What's the best quote...

[Metropolis]

from the band?

I'm actually putting together something for the Peel gig next month and need a short quote for each of the guys. about four to six words of something epically funny, random or just plain Frost*y.

Jem's is going to be "S**T, drop the tea, RUN!!"
JM: "Sleeves up! Deploy "Layla"!!"
Dec: "It's all done with beer and mirrors."
JJ: "Are you the father of anyone's child we should know about?" (Which I may have a problem with, but we'll see................)
TBE: "Tigers are really hard."

ETA: Thanks a lot. Now, to get cracking on my plan of EVIL WORLD DOMINATION.

 :mrgreen:

[Equinox]

howabout.....


'YOUR A LION'

[Pedro]

howabout.....


'YOUR A LION'

   I think you dropped these...

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[Gandalf1986]

"It's prog o'clock!" :lol:

[Lacklight]

The description by Jem of JM as a "Spindly 5' 9" prog swiss army knife" had me chortling a few months back...

[Metropolis]

Right then...


Quotes and materials aside, it's time to get cracking!!!

[Mickdoo22]

Not a spoken quote......but I spit beer laughing at this one.....

"Then we grew vegetables in front of it for a couple of years (including the tastiest peas I ever ate, most of them in one afternoon. I farted some of the longest, smelliest farts of my illustrious career for days afterwards,......"

[wickedwitch]

another vote for prog o'clock.

[Fishy]

My jem nomination:

"Ploughing a furrow of prog across the hard disk of destiny!"

Also hi :3.

[TonyB]

I'm going to have to go with "You're a LION" purely because it was so spontaneous and brilliantly comical at the same time

[XeRocks81]

My jem nomination:

"Ploughing a furrow of prog across the hard disk of destiny!"

Also hi :3.

Jem has a couple of these, like "the lines of truth, through the songs of meaning"

[Big Black Shed]

The one that I've used a few times recently. Normally after I've played EIMA to someone who turned out to be a ProgSnob.

F*** OFF, GRANDAD.

           

[Ghost]

Jem, Dec and TBE quietly singing ' It's the Jowitt wall of pain' while walking to the kitchen and seeing poor JJ passed out.

Then, Jem sitting in his car after the rehearsals are done, watching someone look for his car who had forgotten apparently where it was parked.

'You don't know where your car is, do you? You're looking around and you haven't got a CLUE where your car is!'

I'll look up more later.

[MikeEvs]

Jem in June Frost* report 3:

"What's it like.... It'll be like hewing an effigy of Jeff Goldblum out of frozen custard"

[RWA]

Not a quote but a conversation (from the Cardiff tour report) between Dec, Jem and I think JM:
Dec: "anyone know where the toilets are?"
Jem: "Sorry mate but we're not allowed to use them. You have to take it out on the street."
JM: "Like in Ireland!"