*Why?
(Risking a Hippo backlash)
Imminent I'm sure
Hah! Didn't rise to the bait!
See, us wise Android-users aren't so easily goaded (or swayed by pretty looks, fancy marketing and tarted-up gimmicks that were nicked off other devices anyway and so easily duped by the Evil Fruit-Meisters into giving them
more and more money for "upgrades" they don't need which end up not working properly anyway and having to use that dogawful iChoons cr...Oh. Hang on...