UPS

[Mikey]

Before anyone else tells me we're in the dog house...

We're in the dog house

Haven't seen the news yet but I can guess what it's about. You know what Wall's have....

Sausages

[Pedro]

I have no clue what you mean....but I love a good sausage (matron)!

[RacingHippo]

The UK government has taken the unusual step of blocking UPS, the global parcel delivery company, from screening sausages at some of its facilities in Britain until it improves its security procedures.

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Tut, tut.

[johninblack]

Improper sausage handling, there are few crimes worse than this......

[Mikey]

Might have to go for an avatar change, Steve Vai's Jem guitar back to Jem's cock UPS t-shirt  

[Mikey]

Improper sausage handling, there are few crimes worse than this......

At my centre we handle our sausages correctly, one of the few in the UK

[johninblack]

Improper sausage handling, there are few crimes worse than this......

At my centre we handle our sausages correctly, one of the few in the UK

I'm relieved, I'd always considered you to be a man who knew how to handle his sausage.

[D S]

Ooh, matron!  :lol:

[Mikey]

Some German's have small sausages
A small, thin bratwurst from Franconia's largest city, Nuremberg. First documented in 1313, it is surprisingly small being only 7 to 9cm in length and weighing between 20 and 25g. Perhaps the most popular sausage in Germany, the denominations Nürnberger Bratwurst and Nürnberger Rostbratwurst (Rost refers to the cooking grate above the flames) are Protected Geographical Indications (PGI) under EU law since 2003, and may therefore only be produced in the city of Nürnberg where an Association for the Protection of Nürnberger Bratwürste was established in 1997.

Others have bigger ones
The Thüringer Rostbratwurst is a spicy sausage from Thuringia. It is 15–20cm long and thin in shape, traditionally grilled over a charcoal fire and eaten with mustard and bread. The name Thüringer Rostbratwurst is also recognised as a Protected Geographical Indication under EU law.
Triggered by the discovery in 2000 of an account entry of 1404 first mentioning the Bratwurst in Thuringia in the town of Arnstadt, the association Friends of the Thuringian Bratwurst was founded in 2006. In the same year, the association established the 1. Deutsches Bratwurstmuseum (First German Bratwurst Museum) in the village of Holzhausen. A two metre high wooden monument of a Bratwurst in a bun on a local traffic roundabout advertises the museum.

[Mikey]

A UPS spokesman :oops:  told the BBC website: "The DfT reviews have been helpful, educating UPS on the expectations of DfT auditors."

As if we didn't know what the expectations of the DfT were :!: :!:  :!:


A comment from the Sky news website
Posted by: neilly from Scotland on June 17, 2011 5:53 PM
UPS a Private Company cutting corners on Security ? Never ! (cough)

[Pedro]

What do Dream Theater have to do with sausages?

[Mikey]

Come on think like Pedders

A cheezy based pun, a la brie.

A change of sausages?

I'm no good at this

[mr_john]

Come on think like Pedders

A cheezy based pun, a la brie.

A change of sausages?

I'm no good at this

Scenes From A Dairylea?  :lol:

[sawtooth]

Porktavarium?

The Shattered Porktress?

[mr_john]

Porktavarium?

The Shattered Porktress?

Think I saw a film with that title once...  :lol: