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[Mikey]

A few more updates for those interested.

[Mikey]

Very interesting update on the blog tonight  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:

[Mikey]

Ooops, sporting reference coming up.

Was going to post my e-mail for witness statements ont blog, but it screwed up all the formats.

I am requesting statements from everyone that has been involved. From CEO & Chairman D. Scott Davis right down to the minnions in HR.

Don't know if that's acceptable (can't see why not) but if they don't answer it could be contempt, & if they continue their collective denials that'll be perjury.

As we're in the depths of the 4th quarter and I'm hoping UPS can't find a hail Mary pass, whatever the outcome, thanks again for all your support and comments. They've been a great help.

More work to do, got to list all the documents I need, It may take some time    (See photo of cricket bag full of files)

[Mouse]

I know what a Hail Mary pass is.     The best of luck, Mikey. May the F*orce be with you.  8-)

[Pedro]

Well, I could have one last, desperate, all-in attempt at guessing what a Hail Mary pass is...  

[Mikey]

I know what a Hail Mary pass is.     The best of luck, Mikey. May the F*orce be with you.  8-)

I feel the F*orce  :lol:

Hail Mary pass? A desperate pass launched speculatively towards the end zone, it's like shooting from inside your own half, it occasionally works  

[Mikey]

From the blog today, & I've been busy on a few more.

I keep getting this picture of a mob of UPS Managers stoning me for saying integrity, just like the Life of Brian and Jehovah.

Integrity,

Integrity,

Integrity,

Integrity,

Integrity,

Integrity,

MANAGERS: [yelling]

SCOTT DAVIS: Mikey, son of John of Batley.

Mikey: Do I say 'yes'?

Roger Mays: Yes.

Mikey: Yes.

SCOTT DAVIS: You have been found guilty by the elders of the town of uttering the name of Jim Casey, and so, as a blasphemer...

MANAGERS: Ooooh!

SCOTT DAVIS: ...you are to be stoned to death.

MANAGERS: Ahh!

Mikey: Look. I'd had a lovely supper, and all I said to my wife was 'That Jim Casey was insistent on integrity.'

MANAGERS: Oooooh!

SCOTT DAVIS: Blasphemy! He's said it again!

MANAGERS: Yes! Yes, he did! He did!

SCOTT DAVIS: Did you hear him?!

MANAGERS Yes! Yes, we did! We did!

Ricahard Watts: Really!

[silence]

SCOTT DAVIS: Are there any women here today?

MANAGERS: No. No. No. No...

SCOTT DAVIS: Very well. By virtue of the authority vested in me--

[Peter Thorogood stones Mikey]

Mikey: Oww! Lay off! We haven't started yet!

SCOTT DAVIS: Come on! Who threw that? Who threw that stone? Come on.

MANAGERS: She did! She did! He did! He! He. He. Him. Him. Him. Him. He did.

Peter Thorogood: Sorry. I thought we'd started.

SCOTT DAVIS: Go to the back.

Peter Thorogood: Oh, dear.

SCOTT DAVIS: Always one, isn't there? Now, where were we?

Mikey: Look. I don't think it ought to be blasphemy, just saying 'Jim Casey'.

MANAGERS: Oooh! He said it again! Oooh!

SCOTT DAVIS: You're only making it worse for yourself!

Mikey: Making it worse?! How could it be worse?! Jim Casey! Jim Casey! Jim Casey!

MANAGERS: Oooooh!

SCOTT DAVIS: I'm warning you. If you say 'Jim Casey' once more... [Steve O'Donnell stones SCOTT DAVIS]

Right. Who threw that?

Mikey: [laughing]

[silence]


SCOTT DAVIS: Come on. Who threw that?

MANAGERS: She did! It was her! He! He. Him. Him. Him. Him. Him. Him.

SCOTT DAVIS: Was it you?

Steve O'Donnell: Yes.

SCOTT DAVIS: Right!

Steve O'Donnell: Well, you did say 'Jim Casey'.

MANAGERS: Ah! Ooooh!

[MANAGERS stone Steve O'Donnell]

SCOTT DAVIS: Stop! Stop, will you?! Stop that! Stop it! Now, look! No one is to stone anyone until I blow this whistle! Do you understand?! Even, and I want to make this absolutely clear, even if they do say 'Jim Casey'.


Classic, I'd forgotten this was at the end


Mikey crushed under a big stone slab

[RacingHippo]

:mrgreen:  :mrgreen:  :mrgreen:  :mrgreen:  :mrgreen:

[RacingHippo]

Also: My gob gets more smacked every time I read your blog.

[gabrielkfl]

I love that movie.  

- What did he say?
- I think it was "Blessed are the cheese makers".
- What's so special about the cheese makers?
- Well, obviously it's not meant to be taken literally; it refers to any manufacturers of dairy products.

[Mikey]

Also: My gob gets more smacked every time I read your blog.

I hope that's smacked by UPS.

I'm just warming up. Going for a change of tactics as UPS's solicitors are quoting from my blog. That means the recording of Nigel's disciplinary is now eligible as evidence, I think.

[Mikey]

Not done an update for a while.

The Union have reported me to the rozzers.

//http://mikeyvtheworld.blogspot.co.uk/2013/02/oh-dear-ive-upset-union.html

Oh dear, whatever will I do?

Maybe quote chapter and verse re UPS & the Union.....could be tragic  

[Mikey]

Looks like the union may have been telling some porkies.

http://mikeyvtheworld.blogspot.co.uk/20 ... d-npt.html

       

& there's a lot of activity on the blog coming from the States.

[Mikey]

I hope to have an announcement very shortly

[RacingHippo]

I hope to have an announcement very shortly

Ooooh!!!!