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Offline rogerg

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Re: 1 in 4
« Reply #15 on: August 28, 2011, 03:52:57 PM »
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1 in 4 men plan their day around the availability of a toilet.


as Jack NIcholsen said in "The Bucket List": "Never trust a fart!"

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Re: 1 in 4
« Reply #16 on: August 28, 2011, 11:52:40 PM »
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You may laugh, sir, but at least for the first half of the day, I'm definitely in that number. Once you've experienced a kidney stone, copious hydration (and the obvious consequences) becomes an imperative!

Indeed, given the number of gentlemen (and ladies, I daresay) on this forum of a certain age, I feel compelled to make a public service announcement in that regard:

DRINK MORE!

(and for these purposes at least, yes, it can be beer, tea, coffee ...  8-) )

I wouldn't ever want to experience kidney stones. And I wouldn't dare laugh at them either. To be honest, I was thinking about diarrhea, and that made me laugh.

Yeah, very childish. :lol:

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Re: 1 in 4
« Reply #17 on: August 29, 2011, 01:52:20 AM »
Ugh. I've had kidney stones. It's like giving birth to a bramble bush.  :cry:
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Re: 1 in 4
« Reply #18 on: September 04, 2011, 07:35:26 PM »
1 in 4..  Children alive today will celebrate their 100th birthday, according to the latest figures from the Department for Work and Pensions.
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Re: 1 in 4
« Reply #19 on: September 05, 2011, 01:22:53 AM »
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1 in 4..  Children alive today will celebrate their 100th birthday, according to the latest figures from the Department for Work and Pensions.
...the other 3 will not be able to afford to celebrate...they will still be working...
"Putting food on the table is more important than 7/8"