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[johninblack]

Na! I don't need that rubbish, I have a balanced and varied diet. I'm a Labrador therefore I eat anything and everything. 8-)  8-)

You're telling me! Bloody pig, should be put on a diet.

[Geetar]

Conditioned? That'll be the Bob Martin http://www.seapets.co.uk/products/bob-m ... ts-60.html ...

Na! I don't need that rubbish, I have a balanced and varied diet. I'm a Labrador therefore I eat anything and everything. 8-)  8-)

A friend of mine used to have a Labrador that would eat j-Cloths, which would come out of the other end encapsulated in ....er....fertiliser. We'd see these decorating the lawn periodically.

We renamed him "Grow Bag."

[rogerg]

"Grow Bag."

 :shock:

[tomskerous]

A friend of mine used to have a Labrador that would eat j-Cloths, which would come out of the other end encapsulated in ....er....fertiliser. We'd see these decorating the lawn periodically.

We apologised profusely to our Nanny the first time that our rescue cat got all stressed and left her a bit of a present. She said it was nothing - she'd once had to *manually* rescue the remaining 90% of one of her previous employer's bras that had, er, been through the system....

[johninblack]

A friend of mine used to have a Labrador that would eat j-Cloths, which would come out of the other end encapsulated in ....er....fertiliser. We'd see these decorating the lawn periodically.

We renamed him "Grow Bag."

ProgDog has done that, String, also comes out much the way it went in, with extras.....

[RacingHippo]

ProgDog has done that, String, also comes out much the way it went in, with extras.....

Once, when he was a kitten, a cat I used to have was having great fun chasing a piece of string round and round. I was curious as to how this piece of string had become attached to him, and on closer inspection... well, you can guess the rest.

I thought the best course of action would be to snip it off with a pair of scissors and wait for the rest to come out naturally.

But that's nothing compared to my friends' dog (Moriarty - my cat was named Sherlock) who once sneaked into the bedroom and ate a freshly-used condom...
 :shock:

[MrsJiB]

Conditioned? That'll be the Bob Martin http://www.seapets.co.uk/products/bob-m ... ts-60.html ...

Na! I don't need that rubbish, I have a balanced and varied diet. I'm a Labrador therefore I eat anything and everything. 8-)  8-)

A friend of mine used to have a Labrador that would eat j-Cloths, which would come out of the other end encapsulated in ....er....fertiliser. We'd see these decorating the lawn periodically.

J cloths, toilet roll, cotton buds used paper hankies and anything else that is fabric based. Yup we know all about that little pleasure.......we say it comes out ready wiped :roll:  :lol:

[Bert]

Conditioned? That'll be the Bob Martin http://www.seapets.co.uk/products/bob-m ... ts-60.html ...

Na! I don't need that rubbish, I have a balanced and varied diet. I'm a Labrador therefore I eat anything and everything. 8-)  8-)

A friend of mine used to have a Labrador that would eat j-Cloths, which would come out of the other end encapsulated in ....er....fertiliser. We'd see these decorating the lawn periodically.

J cloths, toilet roll, cotton buds used paper hankies and anything else that is fabric based. Yup we know all about that little pleasure.......we say it comes out ready wiped :roll:  :lol:

Errr, can we change the subject ?

[Mouse]

Errr, can we change the subject ?

Who here thinks Pluto should still be considered a planet?

[Geetar]

Hades.

[Pedro]

Errr, can we change the subject ?

Who here thinks Pluto should still be considered a planet?

Well he's not as big a star as Mickey or Donald....

[rogerg]

and did you hear how mickey wanted to divorce minnie because she was fucking goofy?

[Mouse]

and did you hear how mickey wanted to divorce minnie because she was fucking goofy?

 :shock: How many childhoods have you just destroyed there, Roger?  :lol:

[Gandalf1986]

and did you hear how mickey wanted to divorce minnie because she was fucking goofy?

 :shock: How many childhoods have you just destroyed there, Roger?  :lol:

Not as many as a friend of mine who told first grade children that Santa Claus doesn't exist... :lol:

[Geetar]

I'm waiting to see what happens when millions of tween- and teenage girls find out there's no such thing as vampires.

I'm not sure that, as a demographic, they're quite aware of this yet.