What goes thru your mind when you're asked out for a drink ?

Started by Bert, January 15, 2009, 01:42:49 PM

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Bert

Aoplogies to anyone who's seen this before, or finds them ever so slightly offensive, but these are funny :D
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MrsJiB

I resent that! :D
But then ask my hubby I am not a typical woman

johninblack

Quote from: "MrsJiB"I resent that! :D
But then ask my hubby I am not a typical woman

How could a "normal" woman ever have married me. :twisted:  :twisted:  :twisted:
"F#?K OFF, GRANDAD!!!!"

catherine

When I read the title of this thread, one word sprang to mind:

Beer!

Does that mean I'm a man?

Geetar

This clearly requires a more serious test:

What comes to mind when you hear the word "shopping" ?
This space for sale.

Pedro

Quote from: "Geetar"This clearly requires a more serious test:

What comes to mind when you hear the word " " ?

??

Try again mate, didn't hear a thing....
"Putting food on the table is more important than 7/8"

Philadelphia

Quote from: "Geetar"This clearly requires a more serious test:

What comes to mind when you hear the word "shopping" ?

"Ooh! Vinyl!"
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- Pedro

LivingForever

Quote from: "Philadelphia"
Quote from: "Geetar"This clearly requires a more serious test:

What comes to mind when you hear the word "shopping" ?

"Ooh! Vinyl!"

My kind of woman...

 :D
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catherine

Quote from: "Geetar"This clearly requires a more serious test:

What comes to mind when you hear the word "shopping" ?

Guitars, CDs, music...

Nellie

Quote from: "Geetar"This clearly requires a more serious test:

What comes to mind when you hear the word "shopping" ?
Wine, :roll:  I'm afraid.
It's in the post!

tomskerous

I was a victim of goose-flirting the other day.
This bleeding great goose came up to me and wanted a light.
I said no.
Goose, there\'ll be no flirting today.

THUNDERFROG!!!!!!!!

Pedro

Quote from: "Philadelphia"
Quote from: "Geetar"This clearly requires a more serious test:
What comes to mind when you hear the word "shopping" ?
"Ooh! Vinyl!"
"....and in my size, too...."
"Putting food on the table is more important than 7/8"

tomskerous

Quote from: "Pedro"
Quote from: "Philadelphia"
Quote from: "Geetar"This clearly requires a more serious test:
What comes to mind when you hear the word "shopping" ?
"Ooh! Vinyl!"
"....and in my size, too...."

Twelve or seven inch?

(you set 'em up, I'll knock 'em in. ;-) )
I was a victim of goose-flirting the other day.
This bleeding great goose came up to me and wanted a light.
I said no.
Goose, there\'ll be no flirting today.

THUNDERFROG!!!!!!!!

Pedro

Quote from: "tomskerous"
Quote from: "Pedro"
Quote from: "Philadelphia"
Quote from: "Geetar"This clearly requires a more serious test:
What comes to mind when you hear the word "shopping" ?
"Ooh! Vinyl!"
"....and in my size, too...."
Twelve or seven inch?
Nah, size two!

"Putting food on the table is more important than 7/8"

Geetar

And I got a load of stick last time I posted this.

What a difference a week or two makes:




Mine's a Raspberry Champagne Spider cocktail.



And a beer chaser.
This space for sale.