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What goes thru your mind when you're asked out for a drink ?
« on: January 15, 2009, 01:42:49 PM »
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Re: What goes thru your mind when you're asked out for a drink ?
« Reply #1 on: January 15, 2009, 04:43:43 PM »
I resent that! :D
But then ask my hubby I am not a typical woman

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Re: What goes thru your mind when you're asked out for a drink ?
« Reply #2 on: January 15, 2009, 04:51:53 PM »
Quote from: "MrsJiB"
I resent that! :D
But then ask my hubby I am not a typical woman

How could a "normal" woman ever have married me. :twisted:  :twisted:  :twisted:
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Re: What goes thru your mind when you're asked out for a drink ?
« Reply #3 on: January 15, 2009, 06:07:42 PM »
When I read the title of this thread, one word sprang to mind:

Beer!

Does that mean I'm a man?

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Re: What goes thru your mind when you're asked out for a drink ?
« Reply #4 on: January 15, 2009, 06:23:15 PM »
This clearly requires a more serious test:

What comes to mind when you hear the word "shopping" ?
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Re: What goes thru your mind when you're asked out for a drink ?
« Reply #5 on: January 15, 2009, 06:35:35 PM »
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This clearly requires a more serious test:

What comes to mind when you hear the word " " ?

??

Try again mate, didn't hear a thing....
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Re: What goes thru your mind when you're asked out for a drink ?
« Reply #6 on: January 15, 2009, 08:13:40 PM »
Quote from: "Geetar"
This clearly requires a more serious test:

What comes to mind when you hear the word "shopping" ?

"Ooh! Vinyl!"
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Re: What goes thru your mind when you're asked out for a drink ?
« Reply #7 on: January 15, 2009, 10:46:39 PM »
Quote from: "Philadelphia"
Quote from: "Geetar"
This clearly requires a more serious test:

What comes to mind when you hear the word "shopping" ?

"Ooh! Vinyl!"

My kind of woman...

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Re: What goes thru your mind when you're asked out for a drink ?
« Reply #8 on: January 15, 2009, 10:53:03 PM »
Quote from: "Geetar"
This clearly requires a more serious test:

What comes to mind when you hear the word "shopping" ?

Guitars, CDs, music...

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Re: What goes thru your mind when you're asked out for a drink ?
« Reply #9 on: January 15, 2009, 10:58:19 PM »
Quote from: "Geetar"
This clearly requires a more serious test:

What comes to mind when you hear the word "shopping" ?
Wine, :roll:  I'm afraid.
It's in the post!

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Re: What goes thru your mind when you're asked out for a drink ?
« Reply #10 on: January 15, 2009, 11:01:37 PM »
Why am I not allowed to have a Cosmopolitan then?
I was a victim of goose-flirting the other day.
This bleeding great goose came up to me and wanted a light.
I said no.
Goose, there\'ll be no flirting today.

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Re: What goes thru your mind when you're asked out for a drink ?
« Reply #11 on: January 15, 2009, 11:09:35 PM »
Quote from: "Philadelphia"
Quote from: "Geetar"
This clearly requires a more serious test:
What comes to mind when you hear the word "shopping" ?
"Ooh! Vinyl!"
"....and in my size, too...."
"Putting food on the table is more important than 7/8"

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Re: What goes thru your mind when you're asked out for a drink ?
« Reply #12 on: January 15, 2009, 11:16:12 PM »
Quote from: "Pedro"
Quote from: "Philadelphia"
Quote from: "Geetar"
This clearly requires a more serious test:
What comes to mind when you hear the word "shopping" ?
"Ooh! Vinyl!"
"....and in my size, too...."

Twelve or seven inch?

(you set 'em up, I'll knock 'em in. ;-) )
I was a victim of goose-flirting the other day.
This bleeding great goose came up to me and wanted a light.
I said no.
Goose, there\'ll be no flirting today.

THUNDERFROG!!!!!!!!

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Re: What goes thru your mind when you're asked out for a drink ?
« Reply #13 on: January 15, 2009, 11:39:07 PM »
Quote from: "tomskerous"
Quote from: "Pedro"
Quote from: "Philadelphia"
Quote from: "Geetar"
This clearly requires a more serious test:
What comes to mind when you hear the word "shopping" ?
"Ooh! Vinyl!"
"....and in my size, too...."
Twelve or seven inch?
Nah, size two!

"Putting food on the table is more important than 7/8"

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Re: What goes thru your mind when you're asked out for a drink ?
« Reply #14 on: January 16, 2009, 12:23:31 AM »
And I got a load of stick last time I posted this.

What a difference a week or two makes:




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